#uhm actually ☝️

[felicore]

Gonna have a mini rant here again

This is on tiktok so not directed at anyone here! Dw.. I love my tumblr audience sm ur so sweet

Im starting to get super irritated at the nerds in my tiktok comment section yapping about Amanda not fitting the breed standard for Doberman when THATS THE POINT! That’s the point of Dobermandy’s design.

When I say breed standard I don’t mean her literal breeding. In my au both of her parents are purebred doberman, I’m solely talking about ppl bringing up cropping and docking standards in my comments. I try to keep her appearance itself very close to how Doberman actually look while still retaining shawnees features!

With Amanda, she was fully natural before she met John, before her trap. It was only after the fact that John cropped her ears when initiating her. But he did a BAD JOB. John isn’t a medical professional I’m sorry. He cut her ears without anaesthetic and with scissors, her ability to endure this pain proves her loyalty to him.

She doesn’t have a docked tail because simply; it limits her emotion. Much like when a dog is docked in the real world, it’s harder to read emotion from her tail if it is only a nub; also. Everyone loves her cute wagging tail. That’s the point of it being there.

The thing with Dobermandy is that her tail shows her emotion clearly at all times, Hoffman has a problem with that because he hates joy and whimsy. Lawrence in comparison has a short tail and he can control it better, but since Amanda is already really unstable she is incapable of it and her tail will always tell you what she’s really feeling.

Anyway rant over

[happilychee]

thinking about aromantic lucy

I saw a terf saying aspec people aren't actually queer so fuck them here's aromantic lucy heartfilia

cw: a few mentions of internalized arophobia

lucy who doesn't know that the word love exists until she reads it in one of the few fairytale books in her father's extensive library. lucy who doesn't quite get the kissing and the physicality and the fiery proclamations, but thinks that it's an okay price to pay for someone to be so passionate for her. to choose her and care about her, like her mother did before she passed.

lucy, who's eight years old and crying after another argument with her father, who summons aquarius and asks "do you love me?" aquarius feels her blood pressure rise, but seeing the broken look in her wielder's watery eyes, she decides to drop the snark. "I do, kid." "does that mean you wanna kiss me?" aquarius almost smacks lucy over the head.

lucy who doesn't quite understand the difference between how she cares for her spirits and how she felt about her mom. lucy who cares deeply for everyone who's important to her, who thinks that aquarius could just as easily be her knight in shining armor as the storybook prince. lucy who reads romance books because she wants someone like that in her life. lucy who's never had any friends besides aquarius. lucy who thinks it must be nice to have someone choose you, care about you, protect you. lucy decides that that's what love is.

lucy who's old enough to know she doesn't like her father. lucy who's so confused when she hates him but still cares about him. lucy who's old enough to run away from home but too young, too young.

lucy who joins fairy tail and has no idea what to expect. lucy who's startled by her new friends' openness and easy acceptance of her. lucy who blushes when natsu throws an arm around her, who feels warm and fuzzy when gray guides her by the small of her back, who has a lopsided grin on her face when erza links arms with her as they walk. lucy who suddenly thinks that she's in love with three people at once and panics (her storybooks never mentioned that!!).

lucy who turns to who she can confidently call her best friend, levy mcgarden, for help. levy sits her down with a cup of hot chocolate and cookies. they talk for hours about sexuality and attraction; lucy sleeps over that night. the word that sticks out the most in her mind is aromantic.

lucy who gets drunk at a party and gets a little too close to cana, and suddenly they're in cana's apartment, making out like there's no tomorrow. lucy who feels guilt creep up in the morning because she knows cana and gray and loke have something going, and she might've just ruined it. lucy who tears up when cana laughs because she's so, so confused. cana's expression morphs into concern and she wipes away her friend's tears, warm skin on skin. cana who tells lucy that what she does with gray and what she does with loke doesn't restrict her from what she does with other people. "we talked about it, I promise." cana reassures her. then, leaning in with a sexy smirk on her face, she whispers, "besides, they're probably jealous I took you home first~" the rush of heat is enough to make lucy's mind go blank with joy.

lucy who shyly asks cana about her relationships and learns so much she feels like her head is going to explode. lucy who has a crisis about her storybooks and her ideal romances. she's never going to have that, she realizes. it feels like someone's scooped out her chest.

lucy whose feelings ebb and flow like the tide. she's not used to this. being so... different. her storybooks are scattered across the floor, thrown in an angry fit. her door is locked, but her window isn't, and that's how natsu gets in. "you okay, luce? we haven’t seen you in a while."

the dam breaks. lucy sobs in natsu's arms, and all she can think is that this is the exact type of hurt/comfort scene she loves in her stories. she wishes she were normal, so she could love normally, so she could love natsu the normal way and be done with it. she doesn't realize she's talking out loud.

natsu cups her face, onyx eyes boring into chocolate ones. he squishes her cheeks together, the way he does when he thinks she's overthinking something. and then, natsu breaks through her entire crisis with three little words.

"does it matter?" he furrows his brow. "you're lucy, and I'm natsu, and I care about you." "but- I don't feel romantic attraction-" natsu huffs, frustrated that lucy's not getting something that's apparently obvious to him. "luce. I care about you, and I trust you, and I want to take care of you and protect you. who cares about anything else?" lucy blinks once, twice, and then she's sobbing again. natsu panics, because he knows he can be blunt and dismissive sometimes, but lucy barrels into him, clutching onto his scarf tightly.

"you care about me?" she whispers in a child's voice. that's more important to her than anything. romantic, platonic, the gray area in between, none of it matters as long as natsu cares.

natsu tightens his grip, wondering who he has to pummel for making his girl feel that way. "course I care about you, dummy. I'd burn down the world for you. and so would erza and gray and cana and everyone else."

lucy who has a really hard time moping when natsu's there every step of the way, trying to cheer her up. erza and gray show up, too, and it's hard to stay sad when she's being tickled by erza while gray cooks dinner and kicks natsu out of her kitchenette.

lucy who feels the hollow fill with something warm and gooey when erza gives her a hug, confessing that she often has trouble figuring out how she feels about anything. lucy laughs when erza tells her about the shenanigans that have happened when she doesn't pick up on someone flirting with her but gray and natsu do. she feels all fuzzy when gray leans against her, telling her that he feels the same way. his hand plays with hers, and she thinks it's nice how well they slot together.

lucy realizes when natsu falls asleep in her lap, arms wrapped protectively around her waist. lucy realizes when gray falls asleep at her side, erza tucked to his chest. lucy realizes that her friends make her feel like she's on top of the world, and she doesn't need a fairytale prince when she's got fairy tail.

[etchif]

Love when people start sentences with '🤓 uhm actually' as a way to smugly-sheepishly admit they're about to be nerdy and then go on to say something that's just completely wrong

[bumpscosity]

THIS IS HOW I WIN

[quackity1999]

Alex, what if you listened to Sapnap when he tried to calm the situation down?

shut up. literally shut up, it's irrelevant. i don't — i've been FINE without either of them! they don't fucking matter to me at all. not— not here, not in las nevadas, not fucking anywhere. understand?

[atlasofoverthinking]

i’m so glad i read mha:vigilantes ages ago bc my horrible memory is stopping me from saying “uhm actually in the manga☝️🤓” every damn second

[emilsgrippers]

CW brief $H mention

Me explaining to you how most of the HC I give to my favs is just me reflecting myself onto them

They’re all anemic, they’re all scared of needles, they all get sick weekly just because, they all sleep with stuffed animals and they all have anger issues/$H problems

[lcvclywon]

you lwk sound like an asiaboo

me when my fully burmese chinese ass gets called an asia boo ^_^

[alaskan-wallflower]

i think the reason i paired my oc with kyle is because

a.) he’s my fav obviously

b) for some reason fandom doesn’t like the fact kyle has been with girls and try to shove him away from that so in here to fuck with that

also just because i can. which side note, i do tag al my posts with baylie and kyle as ‘oc x canon’ so for those of you who for some reason think oc shipping is cringe, you can block the tag and we both leave happy. it’s a win win.

also side note i made a side blog for my comics that i’ll post. it’s here. (yes i know it looks boring but i literally just made it. cut me some slack)

[salty-an-disco]

I recently read the word "contradiction" out of context, and I think I have you to thank for the fact that it sounded like somebody shipping Contrarian and the Narrator.

I do not claim responsibility for any clown-related brainrot that may or may not have been inflicted after overexposure to this blog

[i3utterflyeffect]

i'm so close to just being insufferable about everything tbh

[iroissleepdeprived]

I infodumped about the process of independence of the USA and ancient Greek politics to my friends. I think they're kinda scared of me

[mr-humphries]

Remember when I pissed people off for saying the Shinigami are the immortal plague rats of black butler

Cause I do

[bixiaoshi]

it's so funny to me when ppl r like "fuck pronouns" as if they weren't an essential part of most (if not all) languages out there and in some, you can't even omit them in a sentence even if you wanted

[mishmesh]

Only tangentially related to the prev post but I nearly went crazy seeing every bit of discourse around natalee barnett’s (cis) women’s only gym talk about trans women and “biological” women