#uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fine

[nova-they-exist-yup]

Keep smiling through, just like you always do

[kresnikcest]

me: okay making a graces server will be easy i just gotta copy my x2 template

me:

me: oh no how do i handle age gap/incest shipping

[cosmicjolteon]

youy should let me read your writing it's probably awesome

Ofc you don't have to :3

i shoudl....... unfortunately writers block 💔 i dint have anything out yet

[life-winners-liveblog]

Hmm what was the name... Oli?... No um... Mumber ... Urg whatever, I don't care! Moving on, could you tell us a bit about yourself fine sir? You seen very interesting!

*points the mic at Mexican Dream *

-Flutter! The funnest funniest ever in the history out there!

SL!Mumbo: O-oh! It's Mumbo! Mumbo Jumbo! T-thats my name...

...oh! R-right! MD?

MD: Heeeey man, wassup?

SL!Mumbo: H-hey? Can you...uh...say something about y-yourself?

MD: Sure maaan, names Mexican Dream but you can call me MD maan.

SL!Mumbo: Uh... a-anything else...man?

MD: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can sell you weed if you wannit man.

SL!Mumbo: No! No! No! Not that!

MD: What can I say man? it is what it is.

SL!Mumbo: What!?! W-what are you talking about?

[patchdotexe]

doip. / 10.4.24: i was paying attention, i swear

von is here! hi von. what's your social security number

(nyx's fiance Von is now spectating! welcome to the Skeleton Crew, we're all insane. also i was running late because i had to see if vikingpilot was wearing the cat ears skin i made)

LAST TIME, ON STORM LORD'S WRATH!: i got distracted trying to stop pepper from eating cables. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

im being so good at staying on task. recording means that im being held accountable. i will be strong i did however have to go chase pepper out of my room. tragic

oh no nyx what did you do. everyone is freaking out about something in the stables and nyx mentioned there's a surprise at the bottom of the stairs. oh noooooo hey dauble. dauble did you resurrect some horses. "horses" last night the horses were dead. this morning the horses are now. "alive". dauble is not elaborating. alidaar would really like dauble to elaborate. dauble casted animate dead! which is not a normal druid thing because im pretty sure dauble isn't circle of spores. im pretty sure dauble took a level in cleric at some point with their costume change but

alidaar is finally starting to twig that something is Up with dauble. took him long enough. arepo has nudged alidaar to go get silla whle he and dauble deal with the zorses! dauble is not explaining anything.

i love silla. bottom text.

the fun part abt being the recorded pov is that things like me googling "minecraft zombie horse" is on tape

"alidaar goes 'peem poom'."

(alidaar did Facial Expressions about the situation and i was struggling to find a corresponding emoji.)

im diagnosing dauble with problems. the bpd animal is activated (silla is riding with alidaar) HOW HAS IT ONLY BEEN LIKE LESS THAN A MONTH IN-UNIVERSE. WHAT THE HELL silla is hitting on alidaar a bit but alidaar has no fucking idea. dauble is rolling in their grave

uh oh. there appears to be a Situation on the road. apparently a town evacuated and the townspeople are having a scuffle about it. something happened with the fishermen? stuff's wack with water. --oh, shit, there's kids missing. none of em are able to head back for the kids. GOOD NEWS, ADVENTURERS ARE HERE

alidaar has put sacks on the zorses. we're normal. dont think abt how our horses are green, please

arepo is stuck in his mind palace. alidaar is dissociating. Dauble Is Driving The Bus

(GOD I DONT REMEMBER WHAT THIS MEANS. ITS BEEN A MONTH. alidaar was Attempting To Cope with the dauble situation, and i think arepo had the realization that "oh, no, dauble isnt normally like this. this was a recent change. Uh Oh" because he joined after dauble's magical girl transformation)

HERE COMES THE. WATER?? WAGON?????? okay . we are here to kill the water wagon. got it boss

Silla Has Despawned. goodbye silla. dauble is finally happy

(alidaar got silla to take the zorses and run for safety)

im very bad at theater of the mind when it comes to The Cone (my breath weapons) so we are battling on the overworld hex map. this is fine

I HAVE FINALLY USED MY CLOUD RUNE. I DID IT MOM

arepo's words of inspiration to alidaar: "You are being so normal about all this." wh. why does dauble have higher ac than alidaar. what happened WHY CAN DAUBLE CAST INFLICT WOUNDS? actually i think dauble has done that before. perfectly normal druid

i keep peeking at the sbk discord and everything keeps devolving further into chaos.

(skyblock kingdoms was having an event. the event was "rebuilding parkour civilization in skyblock". at one point everyone ended up in cat maid skins. i was trying very hard to not look at the discord but there were SO MANY MESSAGES)

we have remembered that we are able to incapacitate people. fuck your monologue you're getting tied up

silla: oh no, you're hurt! ;o; alidaar: eh, ive had worse :,D dauble: I Am Literally Dying

arepo writes down "find therapist" in his notes. i dont think any amount of therapy can fix dauble

oh yeah we finally got the title drop! [alidaar voice] what the fuck's a storm lord ..OH. OH THE STORM LORD IS TALOS. OH! LIKE THE GUYS THAT KIDNAPPED AREPO! OHHHHHH

im spacing out HARD. apologies for the state of these notes. zzz

(again. skyblock kingdoms parkour civilization. and also generally being out of it. i COULD rewatch the recording to get a better concept of what happened but i dont feel like listening to myself talk for 2 hours rn)

[alidaar voice] WOAH, ITS ISOMETRIC!

(we reached Leilon! the map is isometric.)

OH . DAUBLE IS NEUTRAL EVIL NOW. SWAG.

[razzmothazz]

posting my art is cringe now but its fine because there is so many other ways i can gain online validation like uhhhh. hold on give me a minute uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... hm.

[achantersayswhat]

This post is a formal apology to Gale Dekarios of Waterdeep, who I spent my first couple of runs aggressively friendzoning because I was worried I'd trigger his romance path accidentally because I thought he had that vibe*. I am now doing a Gale romance run and have a better appreciation for how much work you actually have to put in to get this man to try and fuck you. Mae has been trying to hit since the tiefling party** and wishes it did not take the threat of imminent orb explosion to get them across the finish line but what are you gonna do.

*I attribute this fear at least partially to the fact that even if you're not romancing Gale you get some cutscenes with him that are CLEARLY potential romance setups so like on my first run I had Saffria who is just trying to a) get her vampire boyfriend to admit he has feelings for her and/or b) get her druid crush to stop eyefucking her and start actually fucking her and instead of making progress towards either of those goals she is currently sitting on a blanket under a starry sky with Gale while he says things like "the timelessness of lovers" and Saffria is like "look I want to be gentle because I know you're dealing with a lot right now but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh buddy where is this going".

**Mae DID end up sleeping with Astarion in the meantime because what is she gonna do, NOT sleep with the hot vampire who propositions her at a party, and I was a little worried about that because I've never broken up with anyone in this game before, but fortunately I got the post-Araj version of the feelings talk before Gale's romance scene and Astarion's reaction to being told "maybe what you need is a friend" is actually lovely so that worked out fine.

[five-or-so-missing-children]

//Pokemon AU Rambling Post

//Wow, this post is long.

Obviously, almost every kid wants to be a trainer. It's cool, like being a pro athlete. I think that also applies to most of these kids, too.

Derek, Chelsea, arguably Ron, and Jack would be the only ones to have actual "battle-ready" Pokemon given their age group, even if they wouldn't be anywhere above Lv15 at the very best.

That said, the only one of them I could imagine with a "proper" starter Pokemon is Derek, and that would be Rowlett. Back when TPC were teasing Gen7, I remember seeing Dartrix and immediately thinking of him, to the point I named my own Rowlett in Ultra Moon after him.

Chelsea would have a Ponyta - from Kanto, because Galar is too new-school. Lowkey Lass energy, probably might also have a Fairy-type that may or may not have been retyped yet, or some kind of Pika-clone. Something just to be cute on top of the more composed and competitive horsey.

Ron and Jack are surprisingly difficult to vibe check Pokemon-wise, but they also overlap a bit... Their Pokemon would be less flashy and impressive. I think Ron would have a baby Pokemon that he's super proud of, even if he is on the less brawny side as his friends at the present. Maybe a Pichu or Togepi. His dad worked very hard to get it for him. I am also inexplicably drawn to Wooloo but that may be my sheep bias talking so I will not say anything for certain.

Jack would probably get something extra from his older brother, Jeff, but nothing impressive. I'm drawn to a lot of Unova Pokemon for him, too... To give it some lore, let's say he picked an elemental monkey, and Jeff went, "You know what, I know how to make your team better," and got him something to cover a weakness. Maybe Blitzle if he picked Pansear, or Drillbur if he picked Panpour/Pansage.

He also feels like he'd have a Ralts. Somehow. But also, I feel that's a bit much/brawny for him.

Jeff is probably old enough to have probably caught a cute little Stufful and raised it long enough for it to evolve into Bewear, and it freaks Jack out sometimes with how destructive it can be.

Luke has Youngster energy. He scrounged together enough money to buy a ball and catch his own Patrat or Lillipup or a bug or something. He probably got a little injured in the process but he's fine, that's just how kids are. He also probably has a family dog Pokemon of some sort at home already.

Will would be the kind of kid though to have befriended something wild at a young age, and also have that thing have stupidly high potential. That said, he also has Espurr energy.

Maybe he'd also "share" something with Derek. Something his older brother caught him and is helping him raise until he's old enough. A bird or bug, perhaps. Natu?

Assigning every kid a Pokemon based on their animatronic would be too easy. :P Besides, there aren't any chicken Pokemon besides Torchic...

Though if I had to assign each kid a proper starter in some kind of "Nobody Dies AU", let's sayyy: Derek = Rowlett, Chelsea = Tepig, Ron = Chikorita, Luke = Charmander, Will = Squirtle, Jack = Piplup.

You also get long rambling about the PGs also because they are my favorite employees. As for my night guards, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sorry.

Porfirio is the kind of guy who doesn't stop until he gets what he wants, so the second he learned what shinies are, he would've thrown away hours of his life to get his hands on the perfect one, even as someone too young to have a Pokemon. So he has a Shiny Gourgeist he calls Dyniusia ("Little Pumpkin") almost as old as he is, and it's Super size for good measure. A tall purple Pokemon that kills people and loves to sing - just like its trainer! It's his prized possession and it totally gets him, so that's why it's the only living thing he treats with any genuine sort of affection and comradery. (I don't wanna make anyone mean to Pokemon, that's going too far.) Maybe he would've been a decent competitive trainer if he wasn't such an awful person...

Alexander, on the other hand, is the kind of guy who doesn't have the constitution to be a sporty trainer, but plenty of non-trainers have domestic Pokemon, and he would be no different! He'd have a Chatot. It always comes back to Chatot. He gets talkative when he's anxious, so having a chatty friend to bounce off of feels appropriate! Plus, my perception of Chatot being an organized managerial type has been heavily influenced by PMD... Unfortunately, it works as an emotional support Pokemon as frequently as it doesn't. He might complain to it about a certain person... and then it'll say those things right back to their face. It makes him die a little inside every time, but what can you do?

There would be a lot of Shuppet hanging around the pizzeria (since they're attracted to "vengeful emotions", such as those a group of murdered spirits would have), which… doesn't help its reputation.

Something something Lavender Town.

Something something Phantump.

I think someone should set a Drampa loose in Porfirio's house. I think only good things could come from that.

[thedeadskincellsonyourpillow]

You can ask questions about me and try to guess who I am if you want

-🥐

no im fine not knowing

thats a lie, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[saemihaw]

tw cocsa. (??)

And then the fact I move to a new school and then weird stuff happens with my other new friend. also she was 8 months older than me. like she could have been in one grade upper than me.

I wouldn't exactly say those were as serious things I guess. but why are 10-11 year old kids... still yeah that's not normal.

You mean it's not exactly normal for someone to kind of undress in front of you ? that you still don't quite know well.

I am worried about her. Those were concerning things.

Ugh.

you mean it's not exactly normal for a friend to start uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... doing that in front of you.

Would happen couple times. I did feel uncomfortable but I said it's fine..

Why was she making me watch porn.

I remember being with her family at their cottage and she wanted to watch that and I felt uncomfortable and was also afraid her mother would hear😭 because she didn't always put earphones on.

And I'd be uneasy and she'd ask "what you don't want to watch this?" in way that's like it's weird that I wouldn't want to. also again kind of as. what? are you afraid? that makes kids mind to then feel the need to prove that I wasn't. Also she'd make fun of me if I didn't.

and why are we two kids allowed to live stream on app without supervisor. A fully grown man would friend us and go regularly to talk to us there. it would go from there to calling in Instagram.

Why are we talking about some kinks.

Why is my friend making comments about my body hair. Why do you have the need to point out I have there and you don't and go talking how it's unhygienic or stuff and ughh

I mean. kind of normal though right. Because kids just talk about that stuff and are curious and etcccc.

but idk.

Also it's pretty normal to play where you try tying someone and seeing if they can get free.

It was just a harmless play. But then I remember once feeling embarrassed or something when she'd say something along the lines "your biggest dream to be just locked somewhere"

or I'm not sure would she use the word kink somewhere there.

I don't know. not exactly anything. but kind of weird. not exactly? is it? I don't know

I didn't honestly even know words for basic things relating to sex. which is kind of weird since well yeah.

She'd explain me more detailed how babies are actually made and stuff. I didn't know.

I don't remember did I actually even know what sex is.

I remember her asking me things like "you know what x means?" "You know what x is?"

and I'd feel embarrassed for not knowing and she'd tell me.

ughhh. I remember her once searching pictures of vaginas to rate. And she'd rate them. to me it honestly felt so weird because the fuck

Also seriously it doesn't really matter right?

But I'd also feel kind of disgusted of myself.

I don't know.

how did I end up in these situations with different people.

Like these aren't anything that bad. but weird regardless.

[hawaii-official]

Sleep is important ^_^

nu uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

im fine anywayysss

[diana-berry]

saw ur tiktok today.... why you so damn fine? i gotta wait 5 years to be legal tho. immature be back for u bbg

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What the fuck?

[thiriumhound]

uh. ummmmm

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ok tbh i interpret post-canon as a world irrevocably changed so i can’t see him in evacuated detroit really having a job at all. he and the other humans are just tryna survive (has everyone forgotten the water cuts, school closures, blackouts etc? the entire country is falling apart now that androids aren’t running shit, do people seriously think shit’s just going back to normal after a month??)

ik im the odd one out there though, so... in a world where shit goes back to normal? god idk. in the economy cyberlife’s created it’s not like he can just casually get a job in whatever the individual writer decides he’s into outside of police work, but again that’s addressing the collapse of the country that everyone’s ignoring. so gardening, maybe? he does have a lot of little potted plants, and it might be good for his mental health to take care of them. maybe connor recommends it to him. the issue is again no one would be buying the stupid plants when they’re all too focused on tryna figure out how to live when no one has the expertise to fill the ESSENTIAL jobs androids had, and companies’ budgets are now based around the idea that they don’t have to pay workers anymore so they can’t feasibly rehire any humans left that DO know what to do- but WE’RE IGNORING THAT.

i guess im kinda converting myself to the other side of fowler letting him keep his job out of a ridiculous amount of grace again....... that “can’t you back me up this one time” line always gets me cause there aint no way hank kept his job for the past couple years with his alcoholism and rampant skipping and lack of motivation to do literally anything to contribute to investigations for any reason other than fowler backing him up for the past YEARS lmao

anyway assuming i’m catastrophizing and actually the country pieces itself back together just fine, i’d go with gardening. i guess. really it just depends on how the individual writer interprets him and his likely hobbies. either that or any basic or odd jobs he can get ahold of- do you know how many jobs todd bounced between before being forced to settle on drugs? >_> becoming lieutenant from such a young age probably means that’s all he had going on, so it’s not like hank’s likely to have some secret degree up his sleeve...

Folks who oppose the headcanon of Hank being back at DPD post revolution, can you please share your alternatives?

[goosedawn]

*stares at my queue* ITS COMIN >:]

[clownkiwi]

And here is what I could consider my most painful moments in streaming.

[thejazzywaffles]

Oh I got tagged I guess.

Last Song: The Patapon 2 title music. I have never played these games, but the recent Direct made me wanna try them when the remaster of the first two games comes out. Also it's super catchy.

Favorite Color: Man idk it was green as a little kid and electric blue later in my teen years but I don't really HAVE one now??? As long as it looks nice I'm fine, lol.

Last Book: Not counting fan fiction, I last read the two-volume Novelization of Heaven's Vault by Jon Ingold. I highly recommend both the game and the two-part novel, especially to language nerds.

Last Movie: I... have no idea. It's been a long time since I watched a movie, to be completely honest, so I'd have to guess. It might've been Return of the King (extended version), since I watched the trilogy with my husband. Fun fact, apparently my Extended copies have disc rot. I'm pretty bummed about that, tbh.

Last TV Show: Star Trek Voyager! I'm about halfway through and plan to finish it by July. It's not as bad as I was lead to believe so far, but it's still leagues below the four shows before it.

Last thing googled: My search history for the last week or two is mostly just me searching up questions about Tears of the Kingdom, because I'm trying to finish up my 100% of the game and needed help with finding some of the last bits of some content.

Thing you’re looking forward to: Time spent with my husband...? Gonna be honest, work has me pretty fucked in the head lately so I'm not looking forward to a ton at the moment. Switch 2 Direct tomorrow, I guess. Looking forward to my 6-day vacation from work on Saturday so I can spend some time cleaning, taking care of myself, etc.

Current Obsession: The Legend of Zelda (...again). More specifically, the Ancient Hero from the two most recent 3D games. I love the design they came up with in Tears of the Kingdom and he's so weird and cute and I want to know more about him so badly.

idk if I have many people to tag??? uhhhh @uselesstaroth @theskyrabbit uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there are other people but I forget their usernames?? Brain too small, send help

Tagged by @fuscorooni

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Last Song: The Hills by Rachel Chinouriri, it's so good, I'm listening to it rn:D

Favorite Color: Red, because I found I just use it a lot and I like how it looks

Last Book: if we're talking comic books it's Magneto: Dark Seduction and if we're talking novels it's. hm. I finished it weeks ago but I still think it's Interview With the Vampire, I don't read books much rn

Last Movie: Mickey 17!!! saw it in theaters, it was awesome

Last TV Show: I don't keep track of when I do things and it's been a while since I've sat down to watch smth so there are three possibilities either Very Important People on Dropout or Make Some Noise on Dropout OR The Gifted which I watched the first episode of ...two weeks ago?

Last thing googled: "when was scarlet witch retconned not to be magneto's daughter'" because I was reading Magneto: Dark Seduction and trying to figure out how long were lorna, pietro and wanda siblings for (I found out lorna was confirmed as magneto's daughter a few years after dark seduction). the retcon happened in 2014 btw so they were all canonically siblings for about 10 years.

Thing you’re looking forward to: the end of june. not because of pride but because of school, I have so many finals and tests that determine a big part of my high school grade in the next 3 months (with the exception of Passover because I have school off then) and I just want to be done with itttt

Current Obsession: I think it's pretty obvious (X-Men<3<3<3) but like. other than that I've been making quizzes on sporcle. idk why it's just fun

No pressure tags:

@thegeekylady52 (my sister who i know well but whatever) @kwxnnxn @jewishpadmenaberrie @slutshartsstuff @the-unmotivaterrrrrrrrrrr @darkladylumiya @implalazz @howdidthisevenhappenanyway @the-real-mcccoy not 10 but idkk