#uhhhhh oops im posting this at such a weird time

[intotheelliwoods]

This comic is a direct follow up to this drabble by @dandylovesturtles!! Please give it a read first!

Hello. I thought sending Dandy Poptart would be funny. I was wrong, very wrong. Take this comic so I can atone for my crimes <3

I do hope people remember the Pepper nickname he had, haha

WMAS peepaw stolen from @chiangyorange dont worry the shove in the face didnt hurt <3 (physically)

[mrjarviss]

Watching Onision’s weird videos so you don’t have to [as of 13.12.2019]

so this is totally not the content i post on my blog normally, but like, the situation is really entertaining in a certain way. it’s just the biggest, most obnoxious cringefest ever, most videos have the same premise, and why even give him the views. so like, lets summarize the videos oops

shaky cam™

complains about his videos being disliked

cries about people “harassing” him [yes, apparently disliking a video equals harassment]

rips down his green screen while screaming and shirtless

starts crying and pretends to gag [that’s a reoccurring theme]

Quote: *destroys his entire setup* “YOU LOOK AT THIS, YOU LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!”

ok ok

man’s sitting in that chair like your mom when she found out you failed a class

tries to be arthur fleck way too much

“haha guys my last video was just a joke lmao im totally mentally stable”

anyways, ppl comment “okay groomer” and he is triggered

[ain’t sure if he’s being sarcastic since i’m bad at detecting that, but] he interprets ‘groomer’ as someone who is clean

smears shit in his face

screams

cries

almost pukes

cries more

Quote: “please stop calling me a groomer” *nasty sobs and face covered in shit* “EUGH THEY WONT GIVE ME MY PATREON BACK” *literally has a little seizure*

plees

talked to his therapist

wants to ask ppl nicely to delete all the videos made about him

wants a fresh start

“pity me” basically

screaming and laughing again

wants ppl to tolerate his temper tantrums

TL;DR remove your videos about onision and give him a second chance

pretends to cough up blood

Quote: [after literally screaming about how little ppl tolerate him] “I’m supposed to do this calmly though.”

now

"hey guys my therapist told me to say sorry”

begging on his knees to get his patreon back

crying

takes off his shirt for no reason

loses it, runs to another room and pours soda on himself

screaming

Quote: “When you deleted my patreon my soul died! My soul DIED INSIDE MY BODY! I FELT IT LIKE A LITTLE INFANT BABY GROWING INSIDE MY BELLY, IT DIED!!”

bye

nobody understands him

no therapist for onion boi this time

another apology

wants to work at McDonalds

got the wrong application

jump cut: he takes his shirt off again

cringy employee practice round

screams suddenly and his clothing rack falls on him

Quote: “Just let me live in peace and let me have my McDonalds job.”

left

presumably kai kicked him out

packs his shit, cries and gags

“shut up, stop laughing”

cries in car, drool all over his chin

Quote: “I’ll see you in court.”

help

lives in the woods now

protests against patreon by being homeless (???)

literally doesn’t understand what he did wrong

doesn’t want to be called the “joker of youtube” anymore

y’all he’s the victim, this is so sad :’((

pours kombucha on his body while doing caveman noises and (?)laughing(?)

screams bc he wasted 7 dollar kombucha

Quote: “people will say you did something wrong, even though you didn’t. like, you literally didn’t do anything intentionally wrong ever.”

dissoultion

kai wants a dissolution

he took the fucking kids, yo

the thing he’s prob most mad about is that they misgendered his not-so-significant other

little seizure N° 2 + pterodactyl screeching

more gagging and crying

Quote: “i’m fine :). this is fine, this will work out. you know, we-we uh, we had 7 years together” [...] *screaming*

im done

some person let him sleep in a box outside their house

brought a whole huge af container with apple juice so he can drink it whenever he gags

apple juice gets in his eyes

crying

joker laughing

the guy who let him sleep outside his house must be regretting it rn

Quote: “sorry i brought some apple juice... to drink... whenever i start - gagging. i got this from one of the *swallows* uhhhhh free food shelters trump’s trying to shut down.”

i want custody

upgrade from box to shitty hotel

still salty about his patreon

also still salty about kai kicking him out

also also still salty about being called ‘the joker’

boutta sue his ex

wants his dog back

screaming and gagging

crying in the shower

Quote: (passive-aggressive) “To the person who said my videos are bad, how about you unsubscribe?” *proceeds to joker laugh*

oh no

local man pretends to shit himself and cries about it

in the first few seconds his crying sounds like a race car

literally looks like he just poured coffee on his white shirt

shows random scratches on his leg and whines in pain while not even touching them

begs patreon to give him his account back

Quote: (referring to the shit on his shirt) “my lover used to clean this :(”

baby carrot

ppl saying he has a small dick

“guys my dick isn’t small”

screaming about his dick while showering in the hotel room

crying in the shower

threatens to post a pick of his dick

return of the caveman sounds

Quote: “this is not okay, the way you guys are bullying me and i don’t care if most of you are still in - fricking school. you can’t treat a human being like this.”

broke

begged for money on the street

another apology, like the third or fourth so far

-SIKE, it’s not an apology

calls himself the sirius black of youtube

gagging is apparently a condition

realizes that youtube isn’t working out

screams at camera

spits

he’s the victim, he gets bullied so much :(((

he watched the joker one too many times

Quote: (r/im14andthisisdeep) “they say the world is cold and cruel, as if it’s a complaint - yeah the people saying that are the people making it cold and cruel.” *fake laughing*

that is all the videos uploaded so far, let’s see how much onion boi can push it with those edgy vlogs of his

[todorokie]

rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 followers you want to know better.

i was tagged by @kereudio (like a month ago? im so sorry this is so late i’m a mess agshdghgs) thank you!!! ♡

1. named after anyone?

aurie comes from aurora, my grandmother's name (rip). and my other name is also my mom's although i dont use that one on the internet oops.

2. last time you cried?

yesterday! and it was from laughter actually so that's good.

3. do you have kids?

nope! and tbh i don’t want any either.

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

hmm just occasionally.

5. what’s the first thing you notice about people?

their eyes!

6. what’s your eye color?

some weird shade between green and blue.

7. scary movie or happy ending?

happy ending i guess, i don't really watch many scary movies, just not my thing.

8. where were you born?

spain :3

9. what are your hobbies?

the little free time i get i spend it reading, watching anime, making edits, and (let's be honest this is the one thing that really occupies 90% of that time) playing mobage lmao.

10. do you have any pets?

not anymore ;_;

11. what sports do you/have you played?

sports? me? uhhhhh

12. how tall are you?

1.75m (that's like 5′ 9″ for you americans :3 )

13. favorite subject in school?

history & english.

14. dream job?

literally any with less effort and more money

ok im tagging: @yaoyorozuh @eijunes @shrgane @zakuras @akhermans @haru-kaas @yaovorozu @haijiskiyoses @izumiskyouka & @kakooshi ! As always feel free to ignore this if you’ve already done it recently or bc of any other reason! ^^

[b00bconnoisseur]

60 questions for @not-my-brain

1. selfie.......Ugghhhh ok. Imma take one rn

Ok here u go (yes thats a bmth shirt)

2. what would you name your future kids?.....Ooo hmmm well when i was a kid i really liked the names disney, and mesiah. I didn't know at the time that mesiah was another name for god i think lol. I liked it cause of handlers mesiah. I still do. Ooo and maybe Tj too

3. do you miss anyone?......Yeah. My friends on Pinterest from a year ago. My friend lucas. Stan lee. Bob ross. My cousin who died from cancer some years ago. Snape. Sirius. Lupin. Tonks. Dobby. *continues to name every unfortunate death in hp*

4. what are you looking forward to?.......SE-YA next month!! Its the south eastern young adult festival at this college. You can have meet n greets with authors and alot of stuff its the besstttt

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?......DEFINATELY. @dirtysocke @mysisterlooksforthisaccountsobye @cristal-kyd1280 @sammchenry my friend lucas and @septembersbloom. ^^

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?..... What like...romantically? Or like a death? If romantically uhhh idk it took over a couple weeks but im ok now. Ive never had another relationship so idk. If death oof yeah idk maybe. Ig it depends on how much i knew them idk. Like when my nanny (great grandma) died i was sad for days (is that alot?)

7. what was your life like last year?.....Sucky af. Still is. But the highlights of my life last year was getting and making friends on tumblr, going to the tøp concert and going to warped tour, volunteering at the library, going to seya and meeting some of my favorite authors, reading, changing and improving my art, listening to all the bands i listen to now, getting into more fandoms, going to a friends house for the first time

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?.......Yes lol. Some years ago when i couldn't find smtn id be so annoyed and pissed id start crying. I dont now but still lol

9. who did you last see in person?.......Hm ig family doesn't count....? Wait do u mean a friend? If so uhh my friends rebekah, anika, and Judah at a TAB meeting at the library sometime last month.

10. are you good at hiding your feelings?......I think so? Like i mean I can hide whenever i get my....time of the month from my mom (talking abt stuff like that with her makes me uncomfortable) and i hid a breakup. And other p big stuff too. So imma say yeah

11. are you listening to music right now?........*pops on earbuds after reading this* yee im listening to bitch lasagna by pewdiepie xD (do i have the best spotify playlist or what?)

12. what is something you want right now?.......To hug @mysisterlooksforthisaccountsobye but SOMEONE has to live so far away

13. how do you feel right now?........Happy that my earbud still works cause they got washed in the wash yesterday....oops. Its not my fault. I told my dad to remind me to take it out of my jacket pocket before they threw it in but noooooo he forgot

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?.......Uhhhhh fuck idk it was probably from my lil 4 yr old bro sometime last week. Other than him (hes my favorite sibling) i dont let them hug me too much

15. personality description.......Nerdy. Fangirl. "Emo". Tomboy. Hotsause obsessed. Book lover. Music lover. Black. Blue. Harry potter. Introvert. Fall. Sports. Values friendship. Loyal. Uhhhh i cant think of much lol

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?.......*sigh* yes. Yes yes yes. Theres some things abt me, or my life really, that i havent told anyone on here or my irl friends that i sooooo want to so bad but i haven't cause i feel like they'd feel bad and pity me and i don't want that

17. opinion on insecurities........I dont really understand this one. Everyones insecure abt something. Is this askin like if i think its ok or not? I say its ok. Im insecure about literally everything about me. My face. My personality. My socialness. My art. What i do. What i say. Basically my whole body. The things i feel good abt are my books, music taste, and my friends (ily fuckers)

18. do you miss how things were a year ago?.........Hmm this time around a year ago....idk its sorta the same but all the stuff i mentioned abt my year from last year didn't happen yet so nah tho my life sucks rn its better than this time last year

19. have you ever been to New York?........Nooo but i want too soo baddd i wanna visit @septembersbloom !! Im coming for ya soon gramps *does the eye watching thing* my dads been to nyc before tho cause he does construction and he had a concrete job to do there. It was a 23 hr drive for him

20. what is your favourite song at the moment?........Uhhh idk!!! So hard! Maybe.....the whole thats the spirit album by bmth ;)

21. age and birthday?.....15 yrs of age and September 27th 2003 (whats yours brainy? I'll put it on my calendar)

22. description of crush......Its weird idk im not sure if its a genuine crush or not but uh....They like hp :).Thats all u get

23. fear(s).......Losing my best friend @dirtysocke and my other friends. Death. Failure. Momo chasing after me then killing me slowly keeping my eyes open to look her dead in the eyes while i die

24. height......5'6 call me short and I'll fuck u up with THIS *pulls out trusty potato peeler named now steve* dont test me boi

25. role model......Hhhhhhhh so many! But uh gosh one of them is @superraedizzle (youtuberrrr) and vexx and bob ross and da vinci and aaaaaaa so many

26. idol(s)......First person that immediately comes to mind is @sammchenry cause he's super cool and he's really nice and his art's reallyyy good (if u havent seen it w-w-what are u even doin with your life?) And he has a great sense of humor and *continues to ramble about why samms the best*

27. things i hate.......Dabs. Transphobes. Homophobic ppl. Basically any hate on the lgbtq+ community. Bullies. The ship starker. Umbridge. Snape haters

28. i’ll love you if….....U you'll eat pizza, draw, and rp harry potter with mee

29. favourite film(s)......Fantastic beasts. Every hp film. Twilight. The maze runner 1-2. The hunger games. Spiderman homecoming. Kingsman: secret service. Into the spideyverse tho i havent seen it yet

30. favourite tv show(s)......Inkmasterrrrr. B99. The mick. The middle. Uhhh idk mostly ink master xD

31. 3 random facts........Ive never had shrimp. I had a beta fish for over a year once. Im eating pizza crust rn

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?.......G i r l s. I have all girl friends irl and one boy. And on tumblr it seems like i just meet girls? Likei agree with @cristal-kyd1280 its like alot more gals then dudes here. But i do have some guy friends on here too. But mostly girls

33. something you want to learn.......TO DRAW ANATOMY DAMMIT

34. most embarrassing moment........Every moment of my lifes an embarrassing moment. Idk of i can pick a "most" embarrassing one. But one time i i sent my crush (now ex bf) a hey fuckface and like some hearts or whatever for an ask game that meant like "i have a crush on u" "youre adorable" etc and said Hewo but i did it all anonymously. But he confronted me askin if i sent it cause im the only person he knows that actually says hewo lol. Then later on i finally admitted i really liked him and well y'all know the story after i think. Unless you're new

35. favourite subject.......A R TTTT OFC

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?........meet my friends on tumblr. Get into mtsu (college i wanna go to) and study art. And go skydiving

37. favourite actor/actress........favorite actor uhhhhhh probably thomas brodie sangster or tom felton and my favorite actress? Hmmm idk maybe evanna lynch (luna lovegood)

38. favourite comedian(s).......probably kevin hart lol he's p funny

39. favourite sport(s)........basketballllllll and football

40. favourite memory........uhhhhh idk?? One oh my favorite memories was when we went to see tøp in concert

41. relationship status.....single as a pringle

42. favourite book(s)......harry potter and the order of the pheonix. Harry potter and the half blood prince. Simon vs the homo sapiens agenda. Divergent. Maze runner. Twilight. Fangirl. Fallen. Red queen

43. favourite song ever.......TOO HARD DONT MAKE ME CHOOSEEEEEE

44. age you get mistaken for.........16 and 17 sometimes lol

45. how you found out about your idol........i was watching someone on yt and superraedizzle always poped up in my feed and my mom turned on one of her vids cause she always saw her vids too now ive seen most of em i love her. Id heard of vexx but never watched him and i was watching a collab from anthony miller art and shrimpy and i checked out shrimpys channel and was lookin at comments and alot of ppl said his art is like vexxs so i checked out vexx. At first i was like eh ok. Now i cant click fast enough when he posts a vid. And i actually fpund out about bob ross from my grandpa on jan 20 2017 when trump was getting sworn in or whatever. We turned on pbs and my grampa told me to look and bob ross was on and i was IN. I loved it. I even started watching full episodes on YouTube of the joy of painting after that. Wonderful man. My first painting i ever did i think was when i followed one of his tutorials xD (i didnt know it was popular at the time)

46. what my last text message says......."ok your turn"

47. turn ons.....uhh nerds ig idk um book lovers, music lovers, art lovers, potterheads, idk and nice ppl

48. turn offs......jerks. Homophobia. Idk ig whatever i said in things i hate

49. where i want to be right now......uhhhh idk wait didn't i already answer this? Ok this ones different ig so uhh with my friend lucas

50. favourite picture of your idol.....oh shit...favorite? Idk xD i have a fave of vexx but not of rae or bob. But heres pics of them any way

51. starsign......a libraaaaa boiii

52. something i’m talented at......drawing and speed reading. Thats about it lol. Oh and procrastina

53. 5 things that make me happy.......ooooo art, my friends here on tumblr, books, harry potter, and music ^^

54. something thats worrying me at the moment.....if my friend thinks im being annoying

55. tumblr friends......hhhhh so manyyyyyy. @dirtysocke @mysisterlooksforthisaccountsobye @cristal-kyd1280 @chinesewaffles2 @kingantlion @queen-baelin @sammchenry @septembersbloom and more

56. favourite food(s)......green beans, pepperoni pizza, and vanilla madelines

57. favourite animal(s).......basically any reptile. Puppies. Cats. Any animal really but my #1 are snakes

58. description of my best friend.....well she's a tiny bean (5 feet) and she has dark hair, she wears glasses, she doesnt take shit, she's in love with Josh dun, she's awesome, funny, nice (YES youre nice jackie) and shes the best friend ive ever had. Oh. And she has a weird obsession with spaghetti

59. why i joined tumblr.......well i heard abt it on Pinterest over a year ago but didnt want it. Then @mrfastbass-deactivated20181231 on DeviantArt said he got tumblr so i made one then followed him and figured id just post art and that's it cause i thought tumblr was boring as hell when i first got it. Now im p much obsessed with it

60. ask me anything you want.......go ahead brainy shoot. Give me smtn good

[dreamboatdani]

Tell me more about Zoey, I’m curious…

(Also, I am a part of the Zoni fan club-)

LMAO FANCLUB

this is going to be veryyyyyyyyyy long. (I have a whole document that i made on why she’s amazing + google slides-)

but I’ll just write about her here.

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When I first met Zoey, which was abt 2 years ago, i thought that she was one of those ‘aesthetic’ girls who seemed chill enough. But once she told me that she liked natsuki from DDLC, i was like “OMG YOU ARE NOW ONE OF MY BESTIES” and she said “i like cupcakes getting stuffed down my throat” (she’s so iconic)

and being the weird-ass person i was back then, me and my friends did a DDLC rp thing in school and online. We literally had a whole gc called ‘the lit club’. My friend who was sayori didnt want to be added because they didn’t like gcs lmao

anyways, Zoey was natsuki and her crush, who was a dude and my friend, was Yuri. And y’all know natsuri…

um anyways

zoey was in my gym class and whenever i saw her, i was like “HEY IT’S THE GIRL FROM MY GYM CLASS!!! :D” and she’s like “yeah,,,ok”

and when i broke up with my gf (who is now one of my besties), she kept calling me traitor because she was part of the fan club of shipping me and my gf that some of our friends created. I broke up with my gf because after 5 months, i saw her as only a friend, and was crushing on someone else- (and i was gonna move in like June, and long distance relationships were tricky)

i dated my crush for a week and then didn’t like her anymore so uh yeah- I’m such a great person-

so then COVID came, after spring break.

zoey and i would literally spam the counseling google classroom page, because- yes- she talked a lot abt Steven universe and i talked abt DDLC, And the counselor deleted a post we responded to that was abt board games (our answers were not sane)

And i ended up not moving in June because COVID was reaaaaally bad.

i was going to move in October which meant i got to hang out with Zoey the upcoming school year :)

oh btw I didn’t go back into the building after spring break- COVID was hella bad in texas (where i lived b4)

So august comes, first day of school was a mess since the login to your email or whatever crashed and didn’t work until school had ended lmao

i was panicking- my mom said everyone was experiencing it so CALM DOWN JESUS

okay so

i was writing a sayonika fanfic on Wattpad and asked Zoey if she wanted to help me, and she said okay-

oh! If you wanna read it, you can go on my other wattpad acc Just1Monika2 to read it!

at first she said she didn’t like sayonika and i lied saying I didn’t as well, but when she saw what i was writing abt, she’s like “I THOUGHT YOU DIDNT LIKE SAYONIKA-“ and i said “OH OOPS-“

she ended up making the cover and i loved it

THEN

in october

my parents said I was going back in person and it was 2 weeks before i was gonna move

what a literal miracle istg

so then the night before i went back in, Zoey actually texted me that she was going back in the building too but I didn’t see her message smh, but the next day, at lunch, i saw her waving at me like crazy- at first i was like who is that girl- and when she ran over to me, I’m like “ZOEEEE3EEEEEEYEYEYEYEEY”

yeah

my friend who was sitting with me was so confused, i felt bad for him lmao

So then Zoey said she was gonna go back to sit with her other friends but she would sit with me tomorrow and im like ok!!

NOW

HERE’S WHEN THINGS GET INTERESTING

I literally don’t know how but i started to have a crush on her

its prob bcuz i was hanging out with her a lot-

and she said to me one time that she wasn’t ‘hungry for food~”

i was like, zamnnnnnn you wanna fuck me or smth?

she said yes.

and she was sTRaiGHT at the time.

so then at lunch she took out her cross necklace and pointed it at me-

girl- you started it <333

so then when i confessed to her

”uhhhhh dddijwidhdhi” - Zoey 2020

she said

that

she

would

kiss

me

IN A PRIVATE PLACE

AND THAT ENDED UP BEING IN THE DANCE ROOM WITH NO ONE IN THERE EXCEPT ME AND HER

yeah sure ur straight after saying that

she even, SHE EVEN ASKED ME WHAT THE SHIP NAME WAS MONIKA AND NATSUKI AND I SAID MONSUKI AND THEN SHE HELD MY HAND AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ok

calm down

I THEN ASKED MY FRIEND IF A STRAIGHT GIRL CAN KISS A PANSEXUAL GIRL (referring to me and Zoey but I’m not a girl anymore <3) AND THEN THEY SAID SURE

OK

like when she kissed me

WDKSJCHEWKIBKCEDIEBCDFIBEDC BEST FUCKIN DAY OF MY LIFE

i am the reason on why. She. Is. Not. Straight. Anymore.

alright.

this ended up being long- this was a rant 😎😎😎

[crowleplays]

hauntedharlequiinn replied to your post “Oh my god what if Sorren’s grudge against spellcasters draining their...”

please im desperate for reasons to have them hate eachother anything you can think of

I cant believe that Amityville is going to get another dragon cult

SO UH. SORREN. IS A RATHER PERSUASIVE AND CHARISMATIC PERSON. MINUS THE UNEARTHLY VIBES OF “OH GOD GET THE FUCK AWAY” THEY GIVE OFF.

THEY ALSO MIIIIIGHT HAVE A BIT OF A GRUDGE AGAINST THE COVEN FOR USING THEM AS A MAGICAL OIL WELL SINCE UHHHHH PROBABLY AMITYVILLE’S CONCEPTION OOPS

Now. It’s possible for Sorren to gradually regain their full magical energy without any help. However, this process would take a really, really long time. Like thousands and thousands of sweeps. 

There is also the option of draining magic users of all their stored arcane energy and leaving them as magic-less husks. Husks that would probably have no reliable method of defending themselves against an undead creature that wants to use them as a juicebox.

Sorren supplies free, easy meals that relieves the Gang of a bit of pressure from the Hunters Guild since the victims are magic users. Merely requests to just hang with them and live around their base of operations in return. And not to mind any Weird Shit that might manifest from time to time.

[chimeraoncaffeine]

o look I got tagged but forgot about it…oops

@vlleneuve tagged me in this and I forgot for a few…..uh for a while

Rules: After answering the questions, tag ten followers you want to get to know better.

Nickname: I usually just go by Leo (spoken in a nagging tone bc I’ve done something stupid no doubt) but ppl call me chimera or chim too…….chim is kinda weird tho bc it sounds like Kim and that’s my stepmom’s name

Gender: ftm

Zodiac: aries

Hogwarts House: slytherin >;)

Favourite Colour: red or black though idk I like green and blues too

Time Now: 11:50 pm

Last Thing I Googled:

Blankets I Sleep With: 2 very soft brown blankets that I cocoon in

Favourite Bands: I like mcr but rip my tiny emo heart…..other than that I just listen to the batb and phantom of the opera soundtracks all day

Favourite Solo Artists: hmm rn it’s sara bareilles bc nostalgia

Dream Trip: Scotland (again) or Canada bc there’s a gay up there that i need to annoy OH or NYC again to see some shows bc I fucking love it

Currently Wearing: the long flowy black shirt and pants that I put on this morning and haven’t changed into pajamas yet bc this bitch is laaaaazyyyyyy

Age of Blog: fuck uhhhhh a year? Two years? I have no clue time is a mystery I just repurposed this blog tbh bc of batb obsession

Things I Post: beauty and the beast and occasionally just pretty aesthetic things….that’s it

tagging… @alienjack @bellestrashprince @daysinthesuns @inbetweeness @packing-magic @shy-and-awkward-as-fuck @recklessqueer @starrykirry @atlasmyaxis @rileyinservice