#uhhhhh ????

[offly-official]

um guys i havent slept yet and i see this first thing

yoooo guys these wings my dad made look INSANE i can’t wait to try them tomorrow

[janegumball]

Do Ritzy & Ditzy have like, any positive attributes?

Probably not

[pricegouge]

swearrrrr to god you keep just making me realize things especially with that price poisoning simon piece you posted omg

🕊

I just think Simon's devotion to being Price's good little soldier boy could only ever be outweighed by his complete trust that his captain knows best, ya know?

And I just think John can see himself in his lieutenant, can recognize when a man just needs to be reset, made to lie the fuck down and take a minute. He never had it himself because he's constipated about asking, but he's not above forcing it on another by any means necessary. How he got his job, always gets his man.

[manquesit0]

VOCALOID CHIBIS 🌟

[sweetangle8]

MY SHAYAAAA OH MY GOD I WANT HER SO BAD OH MY GOD SHE’S ALL I NEED SHE’S ALL I NEED ALL MY GOD. I NEED HER IN MY LIFE PLEASE MY SHAYLA.

Happy New Year, blessings and Trish be upon ye or whatever! Auron is watching, please don't say anything crude about his mother figure slash secretary, he will take significant psychic damage. (Do it, he deserves it.)

Shoutout to the illustrious illustrator herself, @jackieeleanor for absolutely crushing it on stream tonight!

[rinkudonuts]

Idk I just feel like this would happen

[lemon-wedges]

Kabru's first cooking lesson

[drathym]

bullets gerard

hey so i actually fucking hate drawing and want to die

[bonafideaquemin]

what the devil said? my prison my prison my guard

[metalsonicplush]

[urtwigg]

Ive been trying to eat this thing for a while now

[stinkysockz]

this my band au stuff too!! YAAAGHH

i should probably make my signature more noticeable in the work i like. But! too lazy

[pancakemolybdenum]

worlds smuggest tween owning noobs on wizard101

[ramburger]

Hi

[bethsvrse]

“one time Sirius and James walked in and Remus was too into it to stop so you had to throw a pillow at them so they leave”

Oh, now you have to write it, for the love of god now I’m begging you to write it

original fic - remus lupin nsfw headcannons

PAIRING marauders x fem!reader

WARNINGS basically just filthy smut 😔

Remus was desperate for you. He needed to taste you, to make you his and him yours. As it was nearing the full moon, you understood that he got a lot more… sexual during that time.

The two of you have skipped class, currently in Remus’ dorm, making out on his bed, your shirt unbuttoned and his shirt off. He started to kiss down your body, his hand pulling your underwear down you leg. When he reached i between your legs, his tongue barely grazed your clit, your fingers flew to his hair tangling themselves in it. 

Remus wasn't sure what was sweeter, your taste or the sounds falling from your lips. He knew what it took to push you over that edge and enjoyed feeling your body shake. He continued to lap at your clit until you pushed his head away, gasping. He leaned back from you, slipping a finger into you to replace his tongue. You clenched hard around his fingers, cursing lightly when he added a second and curled them up to hit that spot inside of you that he knew would have you seeing stars.

Your hands gripped the sheets tightly, the sound of his name being moaned from you was everything. He could feel when you were close right, right as you were reaching the climax suddenly the door was slammed open. “Hey Remus, why weren’t you in class-“ Sirius started to say but stopped when he saw the view in front of him.

Remus’ face in between your thighs with his fingers in deep. “Oh my god.” James muttered, also being hypnotised by the scene in front of him.

When you heard voices, you glanced towards the door and your eyes widened. You tried to pull Remus away from you but the boy only attached his lips to your clit once again causing you to moan out loud.

Sirius and James stood frozen, their hearts pounding as they beheld the sight before them. For Sirius, he has been crushing on you since third year; for James, it had started in fourth. When Remus revealed he was dating you, jealousy was the only was to explain their emotions.

In this moment, they longed to be in Remus' shoes, but you throwing a pillow at them had snapped them back to reality. Hastily, they retreated from the room, the door slamming behind them.

A/N idk if it’s just me, but I feel like the teacher from 10 things I hate about you when writing smut 💀💀

[glassshine]

warrior cats fans be like

"this ship is PEAK"

and then post this