#uhhhh yeha

[scarlet-the-dragon]

🐀💣 Runt- WONDERLESS AU 💣🐀

With no blink to bring medicine to reclaim- Threestrings died due to an illness. After this and the street rats being much more violent and controlling runt sets off on her own to steal from those better off in reclaim alone.

[odd-critter]

FISH WITH LEGS ATTACK!!!!!

[quaranmine]

"I survived the mumbo hermitcraft hiatus of 2022-2023"

Barely

oh yeah i'm not gonna lie the situation was dire, folks

[spotaus]

Yeaaahhh, I was having mental block because I want to finally write a proper Dream Drabble, but I need to wait until I'm home on break, so Lust in the meantime!

Lust definitely works at that shop as a kid because (like you mention later) he was always causing some sort of trouble, so his family sent him to find work and try to be responsible and. Well. Yeah, he loved it a bunch, and had to work hard to figure everything out, but it works out swimmingly because he really just never leaves! He loves that place!

And AUGH!! Thank you! I wanted to bring in a couple more piece of magic lore (totally not inspired by your ask, which, by the way, is so so good and I'm going to dig into it after I manage to get through my work today!) because I always give Reaper and Geno these colorful eye-markings, and I wanted a lore purpose! His grandfather settled begrudgingly, but managed to secure himself a nice cushy life (mix of Nim just having that infatuation with skeletons, and being better off than most people by coming from Reaper's, he was able to establish a bit easier-) and Lust was used to that! It's a pretty obvious sign that he's a foreigner (I'm thinking about something like that for Horror too, maybe just his size is telling enough, and Cross has that mark of his old kingdom so that's covered lol-) but he doesn't mind it, and because he enjoys fashion, sometimes he can play it off as make-up.

Seperate thing for the Geno/Dust/Reaper situation because I actually wanna dig into it a lil! Geno was originally from a different place, and has no ancestry connected to Reaper's kingdom. However, I like to think that the more connected to magic you are, and the longer you stay in the kingdom, the more likely it is that the markings will show. Lust has them because Life's magic (through the intent in the plants his ancestors ate, the water they drank, etc) kind of defines their magic. A few generations down the line, his ancestors would stop having the marks. Geno, though, came and lived right in the heart of the kingdom, and constantly called on his own magic to cast spells, which is influenced every so slightly by surrounding magic situations too. So, I'd say a few months into being there, his markings set in. (At first he thought that they were just really prominent eyebags or the result of magic overuse, but one day Reaper was like "Oh! You've already got your markings, that was quick! They look good on you! :]" and Geno was like 'My what?' and got the whole dissertation.) Dust would be SO surprised to find he now has basically permanent color around his sockets. It's definitely based on the other two's magic accepting his, and by default, if Reaper accepts you you just kinda... become part of the kingdom. So the next time he sees his reflection he's like ?????. They fade a bit when he's a long distance from Reaper's kingdom or the two of them, but not by much. He's lucky he hides his face a lot anyways! Anywhooo. That Scifell plotline would involve this too, where Red gets his markings under his eyes after like a year of sticking around. It's like a blessing from life (for those religious or superstiscious) maybe Geno calls it the 'Kiss of Death' instead, to be cheeky.

And!!! Sorry back to Lust! Not to put him into the horrible spiral of Nim but! Exactly!! If he were just a few years older or born a bit earlier, Nim would've had her sights SET. (I really do think it'd be funny if Nim really liked skeleton monsters and only had a few others. And like, her father before her collected fire elementals, and before that her grandmother liked aquatic monsters, etc, so the diversity levels of the previous kings are off the charts-) I almost wonder if Lust's parents specifically held back on having kids for a while, already out of Nim's preference range and stage, but they decided to have Lust in a bought of confidence, unaware that Nim would soon be hunting for a new future mate for her twins- And yeah, Lust's family would've been the exact desired look for a skeleton in Nim's tastes, but they didn't have any young enough kids, so she moved her search elsewhere. Lust came just barely after Nim had established that Ccino would care for the twins and ended her searches, but Lust was always warned as a kid to try not to draw attention of the royals. Just in case. (Ohhh yeah, Ccino's mom narrowly dodged one bullet. Just uhh. just to get set on fire- I'll leave now.) And. This is a bit late but I don't want to format it right, but!!!! Nim would've totally tried to set Dream up with Lust!! Gods that's so crazy.

Lust's personality is one that is a little bit of a struggle, but I think he's got a healthy amount of fears. Just. Not relating to him and his own actions and confidence as a person. His whole life he's had this nagging feeling that he could be in some sort of danger, he heard the nobles whispering and the worried nights his parents had as he grew older and they saw glimpses of the Golden Prince out and about (Lust thought Dream was handsome, but was pretty sure if they ever talked he'd want to punch the guy. Assumed Dream was an average snotty brat of a royal.) So, he's very assertive, makes loyal friends, has a BUNCH of acquaintances, and also very many enemies.

ANGST!!! YIPPEEE!!!! Definitely. He's smart. Especially once he gets to the capital and he's no longer sheltered entirely by his family. He hears about how a skeleton a lot like him was part of Nim's harem once, how maybe he could draw the prince's attention while he was still young and call dibs on a spot. How he was very pretty, an eyecatcher, etc. Definitely had more than a few nights up worrying about that. About how he was just luckily too young, just luckily born after the search, that his parents had waited a few years. 'It just wasn't right back then' they'd say, but he knew their warnings now. It was nerve-wracking.

When Nightmare takes over, part of Lust is actually excited. He'd been bothered by so many (well-meaning) people about how much potential he had if the new king noticed him, that when it was the unheard of little recluse twin that stole power, it seemed to make everything make so much more sense. Everything actually seemed *safer*. If everyone was busy with the end of the world, no one was objectifying him. And then things got better, and the talk of a harem all but died out into normal compliments and flirts, nothing about the king. It was strange, but a comfort.

And!!! Yeah, Ccino coming to the shop is CRAZY. Lust would 100% be 14 (I'm impressed by the math, hehe-) and staring at Ccino and wondering what hell the castle had put him through. He'd seen Ccino there before maybe once, looking no better, but now it was going to be more frequent. Ccino looked stressed and tired all the time, and Lust's gut kinda did twists because, well, if Ccino is who he thinks Ccino is, the one chosen by Nim, then... what was he doing now? He didn't seem happy or all dressed up, not like he was expecting, and he was running servant errands, not being pampered... and there's a little bit of pervasive fear in there. He's young, he wants to ask Ccino if he's okay when he stops by, wants to give him a gift to tell him it's alright, ask if he needs help. But he's a kid, and has no clue what he could do, so he leaves it be. And exactly like you said, he dreads the fact that... that could have been him.

And I like to think that, as things went on, because Ccino was a pretty regular customer, he got to see his healing journey second-hand in real-time. And by the time Lust took over the shop, the old owner had dusted and Ccino was speaking to him instead now. He was patient when Lust scrambled an order or made too much of a certain fabric. Always said that it was a lot of work for Lust to take on all at once. And Lust kinda looked up to him in those years. They weren't so different, one just had the luck of being born with the princes and not before.

Andddddd I love that. yeah. Lust is only able to visit the castle itself *after* everything goes down, so he never directly gets to meet the adult nightmare everyone knew, only glimpses during balls. So, when Cross lets him visit finally, Cross warns him to be wary if he meets Nightmare. And. Nightmare's just a little guy! What do you mean this baby is the same an who murdered people and rewrote the country??? Lust has to refrain from treating Nightmare like a child. At this age he worked and had a job too. But... big difference.

And yep! No one really clarifies to Lust what the deal is until he's been around for... probably years atp. so he makes some pretty accurate guesses. Just by the way Ccino kneels down to button up Nightmare's winter tunic explained everything to him. He has mixed feelings, but ultimately can accept that, under their circumstances, they're managing pretty damn well.

THE PARTIES!!! Lust took one look at Cross getting knighted and was like, 'Ah, yes, there's a handsome bachelor!' because! If his family is made up on nobles, and he wasn't chosen by Nim? They're not above arranging a marriage for him (Nightmare has been putting his foot down about Arranged Marriage too tho-) and so Lust's actually kinda been eyeing up the Knights since Killer's knighting, so that he might actually get a say. but... Killer was too old, and also Lust heard rumors that he was a murderer sooo nope. Horror was a bit younger but just didn't seem the type to date. He's pretty sure Dust was ready to kill anyone who approached him at his ball. Cross was kind of his last chance, and, oh! He's actually handsome! And young! But, like you said, when he noticed Cross was formally declining dances and seemed overwhelmed, he didn't even bother to shoot his shot. (Shout out to Nightmare on choosing introverts and awkward dudes as his Knights. Killer was the only one really outgoing, Horror managed longer, Dust had no patience, and Cross just kinda pushed his way through.

And then!!! Ccino comes up to him and is like, take this boy he doesn't know how to dress and my plate is full. Please help. And Lust is more than happy to help!!! He was thinking about this guy for months!! Ccino dropped him on his doorstep like an early birthday present! And while Lust did have ulterior motives at first (get his family off his back) it literally never was a motivator after he actually got to talk with Cross because. Cross is a dork?? He's shy, and cute, and gets all serious and protective and acts like the storybook knight anytime his job gets brought up? he's passionate, and kind, and doesn't get things right all the time but he tries. And Lust is just enamored. Entirely. (Shout out to Ccino!!! Accidentally putting relationships together since forever!)

And awe!!!! Lust and Ccino friendship my beloved.... Lust would definitely still harbor some guilt. (especially after he chose to enter the chaotic lives of the Knights and the Castle, when Ccino had no choice and could be anywhere but here if he hadn't been taken) and Ccino's answer... so comforting, so genuine. That's DEFINITELY where Nightmare got his demeanor from, and ur right, that's how everything has turned out okay!

Bonus Note: I think that Lust would get along great with Ink. Like, y'know the whole jealous partner trying to seperate their partner from friends? Wrong. Lust is embracing Ink in all his weirdness and attachment to Ink. They're the trio that people *think* are actually poly, but it's just that Ink is their clingy best friend. Ink respects their date nights and when they want to spend time alone, and so it's really healthy for the three of them! Along that line, Ink is usually out on his own assassination missions (he's still a separate contractor) or following Blue and Dream. Lust... gets along decent with Dream. Dream actually aged, so it makes Lust a bit uncomfortable to be around him (not because of him acting out of line, but just the years of other people using Dream's name to unintentionally harrass him). Along those same lines, Cross told Lust about what happened between them, and if only for Cross' sake he can't just forgive what Dream did. He won't retaliate like we wants to (though he did take a seam-ripper to Dream's cloak once when he saw it sitting out in a common-space, so it fell apart later when he tried to wear it) but he won't be chummy. Blue's fine. No strong feelings from Lust either way with him, he's just a guy living his life.

Hi guys. So. Idk if I ever actually posted about Lust from New Age beyond establishing his relationship w/ Cross. (Ancha I beg of you if this contradicts smth please tell me lmao-) SO I'm gonna try and infordump what I can about thoughts which have been building up in my brain, all finally exploding because of this doodle I did for that shitpost lol.

So! Lust, I've established, works at/runs a tailor shop in the city surrounding Nightmare's castle, right in the capital. It's a decent one, has a good flow of people and serves mostly monsters with a few human customers. It's staff consists of Lust (head stylist/tailor), Hapstablook (Swap!Mettaton, the main seamstress who stays in back), Simulacre (My own mettaton from Doppletale, who designs), and the fourth spot on their staff is constantly shifting since they can't seem to keep a front desk worker. Lust wasn't initially the owner of the building or shop, but after the owner passed away, it was left in his hands.

I like to believe that Lust's family came from Reaper's kingdom! Mainly because I think that the magic there from Life is so potent that it leaves a mark on families or people who live there and embrace her magic. Lust's great grandparents moved away to the kingdom under false pretenses of peace, and were rapidly trapped in the kingdom and made to start a new life. The marks under his eyes, the light blue that looks like eyeliner, is actually a magic marking. (Reaper and Geno have marks that resemble eyebags in blue/red, and if Dust stuck around long enough or bonded w/ Geno and Reaper he'd get purple ones :] ) So, he has just the tiniest connection to the magic of that land through his appearance.

He's lucky he was born slightly before the princes, because Nim totally would've stolen him away from his parents. He's pretty much exactly what Nim was searching for. And honestly, I think it'd be interesting if a few generations before (he's the first long-living monster in his family fir a few generations) one of his great aunts or uncles was taken away to be part of Nim's harem. Just thinking...

Anyways, yeah, Lust is pretty, and his bloodline derives from Reaper's land of plenty.

He's also a handful. The kinda guy who remembers everything about you, your drama, and your likes and dislikes and uses it for better or worse. Kinda guy to hear someone he doesn't like is allergic to nuts and sprinkle a bit of peanut oil on their food or smth. But in the same breath, if you tell him your favorite fruit is a razzberry in passing, you will end up with razzberry-coded outfits for the next month <3. This absolutely obliterates Cross while they're dating, because he's say something like his shoulder hurts from training and Lust will add extra support to his clothes so they take pressure off the spot, or Cross will mention that the X pattern of stitch on an embroidery is a bad reminder and Lust unstiches it and makes something prettier over the spot, etc. Lust enjoys doing that sort of thing (he's definitely not a people pleaser, this is only for those he cares for) and it's a nice treat for both ends. Cross isn't used to someone listening so closely to him.

Oh! Lust and Error get along, I think. It comes with the territory of fabrics. Error has a thing with textures, usually only wears things he makes, but he's prideful and hates asking for help sewing pieces of his wardrobe together. So. He uses a binding spell to keep like, the arms of his jacket connected to the torso instead. (He doesn't want to go to Sasha and the others in the castle, again a pride thing, and he doesn't want to ask Ccino because Ccino's nice to him and it's a dumb request.) But Lust? Lust hears that Error makes his own clothes while talking with Sasha about Nightmare's fabrics (post reveal of his and Cross' involvement, ofc) and Lust decides he wants to see for himself. He's respectful of their jump in status, but asks if he could see the fabric, because weaving one's own clothing from magic is very impressive! Error actually hasn't had anyone tell him that and then ask to see it... but this is Cross' mystery boyfriend and so it's probably fine. So he hands over one of his sweaters. And Lust is befuddled to find he can't find any proper seams for the sleeves or hem, and asks Error about it. After that Lust manages to coax Error into sewing lessons every once in a while (maybe they start a little club, because I think we mentioned Ccino might try to learn to knit too?) so that he doesn't have to waste his energy on his clothes anymore. Lust also provides him with pattern suggestions for different clothing styles, just in case he wants a challenge (he does.)

Lust makes fast friends with people, but Error is the one he's the most proud of.

Lust tries to steer clear of Nightmare usually. Not because he doesn't trust him (no, Lust believes he's very very safe with Nightmare) but because he feels strange with the king being a little boy. He doesn't like that he sees bags under Nightmare's eyes, or that he jumps at the slightest sounds, or that he's always ducking under Killer's arm, tucking into Cross' side, like a cautious animal.

He tries not to pry, but he always worried about Ccino when he could come in for new fabric for a new outfit, usually dark pine green or black, sometimes the tans he liked to wear. Between what he's seen and what Cross told him after the fact, Ccino has been raising their king solo for many years, and practically kept the kingdom afloat. But Nightmare was constantly vigilant, to the point of passing out at his desk and having 20 plans just in case, and stressing hinself out about the state of a small border village so badly that he'd start crying? Lust knows this is for the best, Nightmare will lead them into a bright future, but that poor kid is just a baby to Lust. A very capable baby, but just a baby. He doesn't like to linger too long or else he feels guilty.

And uhhh. Hm.... I think he likes it when Nightmare throws parties. A LOT. Not only is it great for business, but he also gets to dress up! He tries to look nice at work, but his most creative outfits happen at the balls open to the public, like the knighting ceremonies. (Lust saw Cross for the first time there, at the ceremony. It was a few weeks later that Ccino brought Cross to him and insisted he needed a full wardrobe change.) Lust just gets to socialize and have fun in a responsible setting! It's great!

Last thing. Lust adores the other Knights. Like, ofc Cross is his beloved teddy bear, but once he gets to know the others he fits right in. Horror (and Farm, they met at a ball initially) are adorable. Horror loves to cook, abd Lust isn't a picky eater so he'll try any recepie offered to him! Dust is very closed off at first, but when he saw how Dust acted around Killer (mouthing off, pulling his hood down) he looked tired, but very happy. His little smile was genuine and calm. Killer is a riot and lets Lust and Sasha use him for an equivalent of fashion shows! Killer always jokes to Cross that he's stealing his maiden, and the first time Cross almost bit Killer. (<- He finds it funny once Killer gets together with Ccino because now he knows it's 100% a joke. Both Ccino and Lust would maul Killer if he tried to start cheating 🙏)

[weaverpop]

Maracas' turn to rate exes!

Maracas 😂

Macaque I feel would be much more blunt about how he views Wukongs old exes!

Wukong: “Spider Queen?”

Macaque, flatly: “7/10. She’s hot but was a bit too clingy.”

Wukong: “erm… Lady Bo-“

Mac: “0.”

Wukong: “Yeha ok… uhhhh Snake Guy?”

Mac: “3/10.”

Wukong: “Really??”

Mac: “Yeah. He’s a bitch but he’s a hot bitch.” (This changes later on)

Wukong: “True… ok.” (Sly grin) “The six eared macaque?”

Macaque, blushing: “4- 4/10.”

Wukong, teasingly: “Awww why such low rate Plums? I’d say you’re more of a 10/10.”

Mac: 😳

[spoonfulofmilo]

Hi hi, hope ur doing well :), I'd really love a mark webber fic with either fem tattoo artist reader or heavily tattooed fem driver reader

ahahah thank you so much :)

apologies it took so long to get out

Please keep requesting - y'all have awesome ideas we agree on a lot of stuff :) - my guidelines are here, and if you want some prompts, they are here.

also feel free to come in and start chatting to me in my asks, would love to get to know y'all better

and if you want to be added to my taglist lmk :)

mark webber x fem!tattoo artist reader

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“Mark, you don’t have to get anything. They just require an adult over 21 to come in with me for some reason, they require a legal adult there, that doesn’t have to be a parent. I think it’s so you don’t bail halfway through, and you are the closest, and I didn’t want to drag my parents out and…” Daniel pleaded to Mark. This was not Mark’s plan of how he wanted to spend the winter break.

“Fine! Damn it Daniel, you really are a piece of work sometimes. As long as I don’t have to get a tattoo, sure.” Mark conceded.

“Thank you thank you thank you!”

“Let’s go kiddo, before you make me regret it.” Daniel wasn’t a kid, not at all if he was going to race in f1 next year and get a tattoo this year. But compared to Mark, who still felt somewhat young, Daniel was a baby. So he took him to the tattoo place.

Mark would’ve been slightly worried that he was walking into an elite escort club if it weren’t for the fact that he had read every review of this place to make sure it was safe and triple checked that they were at the right location before they entered and he had asked every staff if they were in the right place. He’d asked the 3 people so far who had checked his ID, the 2 who had searched his bags, the 2 who had chatted to Daniel about design and the 2 that had chatted to him about his design until they realised he wasn’t getting one, and they had all confirmed that he was in the right place. And then finally, they had emerged into a room that looked like a tattoo and piercing studio. 

While the lighting seemed to be mostly based off of lamps, it was a relatively well lit building. The aesthetic was very dark and grungy, but the place was lit well enough that the piercers and tattoo artists could see what they were doing. The tattoo reclinable chairs were all black, Mark imagined so they didn’t have to be cleaned when patients bleed.

“Okay, hey Daniel, I’m your tattoo artist for today. There’s just a few final things I need to check on, and then we are ready to go! Hey, I’m Y/N, are you Daniel’s Dad?”

“Uhhhh, no. I’m just a friend who offered to come. I’m Mark.” Mark offered his hand and Y/N shook it politely. He took note of the bats and snakes that trailed up her right arm and was about to inspect them, before realising that this handshake had gone on for way too long and now appeared borderline creepy.

“Um…okay, are you getting a tattoo today?” Y/N asked, when Mark had finally let go of her arm

“No. Definitely not.” Mark shuddered at the thought.

“Okay, back to you then Daniel. Do you have a drink bottle, or at least some way of hydrating today?”

“Yeha, I have this water bottle.” Daniel held up a small crinkled plastic water bottle that Mark was sure was max half filled. He watched Y/N cringe at it.

“Do you have anything else? I know this is your first tattoo, so I don’t blame you for being a little underprepared but based on the tat we’re doing today, and how big it is, I think you’re gonna need more water so-” - Y/N

“I have some in my bag, just to be safe.” Mark smiled at Y/N who smiled back before turning back to Daniel. Mark pulled out the backpack he had brought and pulled out some snacks, 2 big water bottles, and a smaller one for himself.

“Eaten a big meal today? We’re gonna be here a while and have you put moisturiser on your thigh?” 

“Yeah, I ate a big meal for lunch with Mark, and there’s moisturiser on my thigh, although it may need a bit more.”

“Okay, I’ve got extra, don't worry about it. Have you shown Mark your design? Maybe take off your shorts, and then while I get the moisturiser you can show him your design.”

As Y/N wandered off, Mark watched as Daniel shimmied his shorts off before lying back on the chair and pulling a piece of paper from the backpack and turning it around.

Mark had to admit, it was a very pretty tattoo. He gasped as he looked at it, and if another artist had turned round to him then and there he would’ve immediately agreed to have a tattoo done. The art was stunning and Mark agreed that while the tattoo would take a while, the concept drawing would’ve taken even longer.

It was a lighthouse and a ship, with ‘no regrets’ in a banner on top and ‘only memories’ in a banner on the bottom. The ship and lighthouse were very intricate and Mark could almost see every pen stroke that had been put on the piece of paper. As he studied it, he heard Y/N come back and pop the bottle of the moisturiser, and start murmuring to Daniel about pens and needles and colouring. Finally he heard the 2 laugh and looked up from studying the artistry.

“Sorry Mark. I do need the design to uhh tat Daniel up here and so I do need the design. Now Daniel, have you had any ibuprofen, alcohol, coffee or fish oil in the last 48 hours? These things tend to be blood thinners, and I really don’t want you bleeding out on my floor. It’s also more painful for you, as you’re going to end up with more skin irritation, which is not fun.”

“Why are you doing such a big and intricate tattoo to start with? Surely most people start with smaller tattoos.” Mark curiously asked

“Yeah but I figured if I get one big one, I’ll only ever get one so it’s fine.” Daniel said sheepishly

“Yeah, you keep telling yourself that kiddo. That’s what I thought, and now look at me. I personally like my smaller tattoos better, but it’s all personal preference.” Y/N smirked before she grabbed the needle and began the long process.

Mark tried to watch with interest, wanting to absorb everything Y/N was doing. But he ended up having to turn away as Daniel got a needle stabbed into him multiple times.

“Why’d you bring a squeamish one, Danny?” Y/N laughed from seeing Mark’s reactions

“Haha, I didn’t know. Maybe you should give him a tattoo, see how he reacts?” 

“No. No tattoo.” Mark chanted as he stared up at the ceiling, hands clenched into fists on his legs.

“How about a piercing? It can just be in your ear, you won’t even see the needle, and it’ll be painless, mostly. A lot less pain than this tattoo, hey Danny?” 

“Yeah, come on Mark! I did my ears when I was 13. Very painless, at least compared to this.”

“Fine. When are you gonna do it?” Mark conceded, done with their antics and persuasion.

“Probably in about an hour, when Daniel needs a break from this tat. Do you want me to do it, or would you prefer someone else to do it, like Jayden, or Alex or Leo? They’re all specialist piercers, as opposed to me, who’s technically a specialist tattoo artist. I can pierce your ear, obviously, but if you’d rather someone who’s probably a bit better, and if you just want to get it over and done with, then you can do someone else!”

“Uhhh, no, no. I’d rather you’d do it, if that’s okay?” Mark shuffled awkwardly, unsure.

“Yeah, yeah, of course, that’s fine. I may get Leo to just talk you through everything, cause I can’t multitask, and he’ll take your notes on preferences. LEO! Get over here.” - Y/N

Mark ended up getting quizzed by a man with more piercings and tattoos than Mark could care to count. He quizzed him on piercing placement, what earrings he wanted in and the care required afterwards, until finally Daniel asked for a break.

“Alright, all good by me. I’ll get Jayden to grab you some food and some drink to get you through while I…” she spun around to face Mark “pierce Mark’s ears.”

Mark gulped. He was certain that this was a bad idea.

And yet Y/N was so soft with him. She sanitised his ears, and put numbing cream on it. She talked him through everything and what she was doing, and the actual piercing of the ears was unnoticeable. Because she was talking the entire time, about motorsport and any random things she could think of. Mark was happy and content, at least until she pulled back and turned back to Daniel.

“Are you ready to resume, Daniel?” - Y/N

“What happened to you piercing my ears?” - Mark

“Mark…I have pierced your ears. You’re all done.” - Y/N

“What?” Mark put his hands up to his ears and felt the small pieces of metal stuck in his ears.  “Oh, sorry, I didn’t even feel it.” - Mark

“Good, you’ll start feeling it soon, don’t worry, particularly the more weight.” - Y/N smiled before turning back to Daniel’s thigh and kept going with his tattoo.

Mark smiled and watched as her hands delicately worked on Daniel’s skin. The tattoo looked even better than it did from her sketches. He tried to not be too creepy but he loved watching the planets on her fingers crinkle while she concentrated. She brushed some hair out of her face and Mark was drawn to the bee behind her ear, looking ready to buzz away.

Way too soon Daniel's tattoo was finished and they had to leave. Mark did give Y/N his number and they started talking, as Mark begged her to come to a race. She came for Daniel’s F1 debut race down in Melbourne and kept texting Mark throughout, asking what certain terms she heard thrown around were.

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BONUS SCENE

“Nice earrings Mark, when’d you get them?” Seb asked as they met before pre-season testing.

“Oh over the winter break you know?” Mark grinned, determined to not spoil his secret of Y/N

“Nice, you planning a tattoo next?” Seb grinned. He could always tell when Mark had a secret.

“Ha, nope. Just taking Daniel on more expeditions.” Mark said ‘i hope’ he added in his head

“More piercings then?” Seb grinned mischievously.

“Ha, maybe, maybe seb, maybe.” He smiled thinking about getting more piercings, letting Y/N touch his body with her surprisingly soft hands, maybe he’d get a piercing in a more intimate spot next time.

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taglist: @leosxrealm, @pear-1206 @tallrock35 @janeholt3

[blurrymango]

He's greasy and probably sticky and he's definitely also crusty and has enough blackheads and pimples to make me a very happy man. I bet he probably smells like beer and cigarettes and self-hatred I bet he ffucks hard and good but it sucks because he is unpleasant and gross I bet he steals panties and smells them I bet he's left so many girls disappointed because he just couldn't get hard and I bet he likes to get choked and called a nasty old pervert. He prolly pisses inside women without their consent he prolly doesn't clean his dick properly he prolly makes girls eat his gross ass and he prolly makes women shave their pussies before he gives them head because he's a SCUMBAG. But he's sooooo good at eating out pussy and ass and sucking dick because uhhhh hello his tongue is long as ffuck but women and men are hesitant to let him perform oral because of how sharp his teeth are. I bet he puts his cigarettes out on girls to get them to leave the room afterwards sooner. He prolly drugs people's drinks, he's definitely a date-rapist he'd also most certainly ffuck a corpse and also I'm pretty sure he's said in canon that he would ffuck a teenager or something.

And as for this fag. I bet he doesn't tell girls that he has STDs before he ffucks them I bet doesn't put much work in like he doesn't care for foreplay I bet he bites too hard to be pleasurable I bet he zones out during sex and leaves ladies freaked out and unsatisfied. Let's be real he prolly cheated on Paula while he was dating her but got all pissy over her sleeping with Muds because he's a hypocrite a massive scummy brat. I bet he has sensitive nipples I bet he masturbates to his own scent. Be real this guy has never used a condom, refuses to use condoms prolly he's more concerned about his own enjoyment than his partner's safety. Bet he prolly likes watch girls make out. He definitely humps titties and he cums on pretty girls' faces and it gets all in their hair. Bet he refuses to let girls put anything in his ass because he doesn't want to seem like a faggot. Prolly got so caught up in his own head once during sex that he took out a switchblade and started cutting up the bitch he was ffucking. Didn't even realize he was doing it either until she started retaliating violently. He apologized, obviously, but it was a bit of a bad moment for him.

If anything I said here contradicts canon I don't give a damn. I just think Murdoc and 2D should both be absolutely ffucking terrible guys. Degenerate perverse losers, y'know.

And yeha oh wow for once I didn't make 2D trans!

Anyway. I think Murdoc should pound 2D's ass. I think 2D should ride Murdoc like it's his favorite thing. I think 2D should get addicted- to Murdoc's cum inside him. I think Murdoc should make 2D call him Daddy and I think 2D should be disgusted and so very turned on by it. I think Murdoc should lock 2D's dick in chastity and ffuck him in the ass daily. I think they should drug eachother. I am once again of the opinion that Murdoc ffucked comatose Stu all the time like ain't no way he didn't use that pretty blue haired bitch like a fleshlight because hey! Stu is very pretty and I bet Murdoc get snubbed of some pussy because of the comatose cunt he had to drag around with him so why not take out his sexual frustration on the beautiful boy he's supposed to be taking care of- wait hold the ffucking phone this was NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A 2DOC POST GODDAMNIT.

[thornguts]

UHHHH estininene :) yeha ... transtinine..

[supergiffanyfan]

kkk MY BOX HC and uhhhh spoilers idk!!??????

those box things to open her,, yeha... that becomes hairs ..yeah it reminds me of miku..

[nothingherenothingleft]

sorry for all the art including other ppls very cool pebbles designs it will happen again

(i already have an idea for another comic)

this isnt the best cause i was rushing a lot doing it causoh my god my phone is at one percent help

uhhh anyways have @lyss-butterscotch 's pebbles meeting the creature (who uhh,,used to be pebbles??? is pebbles??? idk???)

a very short meeting but yeha

the creature used to look "normal" but uhhhh silly stuff happened

i have no idea how i finished this already???

[charlie-francis-spring]

Dealing with mental illness can be hard when no one believes you can look after yourself :-( how did you feel when you found out that Tori told Nick he wasn't good at looking after you at the bonfire

it can, yeah. there's a sort of?? really heartbreaking feeling when that happens? especially if you realise that someone you trust sees you more like a child that needs to be cared for rather than a person with feelings who wants to be heard and understood.

but with tori, it's more like...i've grown up with her, i know her, and when she uses the big sister magic, she's just looking out for me. she wants to protect me, i know she isn't just taking care of me because she sees me incapable of it. i admit it stung a little to hear that she said that to nick, but overall that was only one part of it.

nick helps me a lot. i can't imagine where i would be mentally without him, if i hadn't met him, if he hadn't protected me from ben, helped me through it, made me so much happier than i've ever really been, yknow? but what she said planted a seed of doubt in his mind aswell that day. don't get me wrong i love her and i know it came from a good place!! but when you hear something upsetting like that, you're bound to worry on it and feel bad about yourself in the long run :(

nick has his own problems to face, his own life to keep up with, and he helps me more than i ever could've wanted. there are a lot of things i still need to deal with but at least some of that will happen over time without external assistance, and i would never expect nick to help me get over all of it. and there will always be more.

getting better takes...time :')

overall i kind of just uhhhh...yeha i appreciate her looking out for me, but i don't completely agree with what she said.

thankyou for the ask <3

[alw4ys-ch4ng1ng]

uhhhh wait do you like nightshade (sweating/silly)

YEHA

[songbirdreal]

HELLO! I'm Song!

mostly inactive but i'll occasionally post about ocs here. they're public property as long as i'm credited!

i reblog a lot of undertale things..... i love undertale.... if you couldn't tell.........

uhhhh yeha i'm just a little blog LMAO feel free to interact with me, i'd love moots :)

fresh!dream info here! (will occasionally be updated)

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[time22kill]

glennpost of the day imagine nicks favorite movie got a sequel n he was like Sick we can go watch it later

noooo not rlly he cant nope uhhhh??

the moral of the story is that glenn will never experience moments with his son again and even if things remind him of him it will not matter because any life he had with his son is now nothing but a memory that he will have to cling onto . he is not a father anymore he is just some dude . yeha ok goodnight dadnation

[unhingedkinfessions]

kinsidering my friend’s f/o like ahah… i know you wanna smooch this guy but ummmm what if um 👉👈 what if i was um uhhhh (coughing)

yeah man 👍 yeha . uhuh . mhm

[hearts-4-vicky]

r u alive

yeha js uhhhh yeah uh huh