#uhhhh anyway

[zorosdimples]

You like it or not, childe would have u piss on him 😛

his favorite way to take your piss is on his back with you kneeling over him, your cunt kissing his lips. he opens his mouth and awaits the deluge; it always takes you a few moments to start. it’s embarrassing—humiliating, even—but that’s exactly why childe loves it so much. you’ve tried to abstain from pissing on him in the past, but you learned the hard way that there’s no escape. he held you in place and made you wait until your bladder felt like a dam that was about to burst.

once you finally succumb to your overwhelming need to release, he drinks greedily from the source, gulping down all you have to offer. it’s a messy affair—one that leaves his face drenched, his auburn hair flat and wet against his forehead. but even when the stream stops, the ordeal is far from over. childe isn’t done between your legs; he hasn’t had his fill of your sweetness. he’ll proceed to eat you out until you cry, tears streaming down your face from overstimulation, begging him to just let you breathe.

[forlorn-crows]

hai crow. i gotta give you my current brain worm bc of ur phantom self-bj post. its been haunting me since last night and i need someone else to suffer with me. consider, if you will, a particularly horny lil bug, rutting his flushed cock against a pillow. its really nice, dont get me wrong, but its just... missing something. he needs something in him, BAD. one finger. two fingers. its not enough. so he pauses his humping, takes that pretty cock and gently bends it down between his legs, popping that pretty purple leaking head into his own hole. its juuuuust long enough to stay in there snuggly, and when he starts humping away again, the push and pull against his little rim and the friction along his dick has him cumming inside himself within minutes. uwu

i . . .uh....uhmmm

jesus fucking christ the way you worded this i had to take a moment after i first read it bc...WOW. i dont know that im like. drooling over this but i am gagged over it. holy shit.

okay so. his dick is probably. um. bendy, too? bc i know this is possible but it still breaks my brain every time. do you think once he realizes he can do that, he sucks himself off for a bit first, then sticks it in? pushing down with two hands so the tip doesnt pop out, bucking his hips up?

i bet he's totally jealous of rains tentacle dick, bc that thing fucks rain all by itself . . .

[vrieseasees]

Shimazaki gives *drapes self over ppl* vibes to me!

[monitorkernelaccess]

Shitty Jenny Hill (musical) moodboard

[batcavescolony]

Non-Americans please look away, this is private family matter.

[ciderjacks]

dwarven brew

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[lucabyte]

monologue

[bawdza]

Helping out is nice. But not worth the Burning out

3/4 face hand scratching head pose my beloved

[spicyraeman]

ya gettin what im puttin down?

[codacheetah]

smile for the camera! :)

[huginsmemory]

Been thinking about how Bill legitimately had a horrifying reason (the literal progressive disintegration of the nightmare realm that erases whatever it disintegrates from existence completely) to move himself and his crew into a new dimension. Like that's terrifying. And yet he never utilizes this to his favour. He could have been honest about this with Ford, and you KNOW as long as Bill didn't mention plans of overtaking the earth, Ford would've made the portal for him, both out of Ford's own interest and because Ford when faced with these big moral questions will pull through. But this is a card Bill NEVER plays because although he needs to leave the dimension, he cannot lose face. He can't put aside his pride and admit to the humility that he needs to flee from his dimension, that he's not actually all powerful. And so instead he pretends to be a muse and when Ford figures out something else is going on, instead of being open and humble and saying that his dimension is unravelling, Bill focuses on that he's going to over take earth, that he's actually been a monster all along, surprise Ford!

And part of it is definitely because Bill's built himself up on power and violence and to grovel and earnestly ask for help, to admit that he cannot stop the unraveling of his dimension completely invalidates that; showing vulnerability? Can't do that, even under the guise of lying to get his way. And part of it makes you wonder if it's also a form of self-sabotage, because underneath his deep denial Bill is guilty over what he occurred; he sees himself as a monster and so he'll be that monster, and having people recognize that feels good in the same way that pressing a bruise feels good. But it makes you wonder what would've happened if Bill even just was open about his dimension unravelling and had lied about overtaking the earth.

It's also interesting because although Bill has SOME charisma and can manipulate people decently well (as evidenced by his cult, and pandering to people's desires with Ford, Mabel and Blendin), he refuses to be vulnerable, refuses to not be true to his off-putting self, even when if he was just vulnerable of pretended to not be himself, to put aside the (false) pride he has in himself he would've gotten a portal by now. and part of me wonders if it's because it's this false pride that built on insecurity and denial on who he is he cannot drop that mask.

Further thoughts on this!

[keysmashing-bees]

Fuck it *infects your nerdy prudes*

[salamispots]

dream from several days ago

[side-of-honey]

LEGEND tells of a LEGENDARY COWPOKE… whose sharpshootin’ skills were the stuff of LEGEND

Sorry for this one. I really am. I kept mixing up the furious five and the feisty five and then I thought about it for a little too long

(Please DO NOT repost my art to other sites :) )

[saintaviator]

something something gman tommy something something gordon in stasis. you know how it is.

[heybiji]