#uhhh turkey sandwich

[lollipopsnowy]

hey tally hall fandom here’s joe getting angry about a mcdonalds hold message

[the-good-luck-anomaly]

WOUND UNDER THE CUT. CW FOR WOUND

[just-a-carrot]

hiya carrot (this is the picnic asker)once again for non suspicious fanart unrelated reasons uhhh what's the casts favorite sandwiches?

sandwiches......

Iggy: Tuna salad

Genzou: Meatball sub maybe

Orlam: Bologna and mustard

Gidget: Simple turkey club

Bucks: Anything so long as it has extra extra pickles

[neverseen-official]

so we know it's one person managing the account but which one person. do like a qna like what's your ability favorite color favorite sandwich and uhhh maybe a name would be cool too!

Sure! I'm a pyrokinetic. I'm fond of deep purple. I like most well-made sandwiches. Emphasis on well-made. I've encountered a lot of poorly made sandwiches. You really need more than just your protein and your bread. Some sort pf vegetable, like porcaroot or tomatoes or carnissa root or greens. Alfalfa sprouts are particularly good. And don't underestimate the importance of sauces. I'm especially fond of turkey and avocado, though. Is it vegetarian? No. But when you're a member of an organization which tried to murder and enslave most of the gnommish population, eating animals seems like a rather minor moral transgression. Oh, and I'm called Inferno here in the Neverseen.

I'm going to go make myself a sandwich.

[sleepysigh]

What're your top three foods that have mayo in them?

Why did my mind completely go blank on this as soon as you asked. I eat stuff with mayo all the time and now it's like... uhhh. Urhghghrh?

Best I can tell:

1) any sandwich, but especially chicken or turkey sandwiches. My comfort Subway order is just turkey, mozzarella, and mayo on whole wheat.

2) Sushi. Spicy mayo slaps. If we're only counting regular mayo then the salads go here: chicken, tuna, potato, egg, pasta, etc etc. So depending on your does-spicy-mayo-count ruling, either spicy mayo tuna roll or potato salad is my second favorite.

3) Coleslaw/BBQ. I love bbq but have sensory issues with really tangy food so I usually eat it with coleslaw or just add some mayo if coleslaw isn't available.

Honorable mentions to deviled eggs, veggie dips, and French fries. I will absolutely dip fries in some mayo if there's no ketchup.

[pony-central]

Sick Boyfriend the Cat Lover 9

DrugFriend was making himself a turkey sandwich for his dinner.

DrugFriend: *licks lips* Mmm. This is gonna be tasty. 😋

Sick Boyfriend kicked the door open

Sick BF: DRUGFRIEND! 😡

DrugFriend: *screams like a little girl* Sick Boyfriend! You... You scared me! 😫

Sick BF: TELL ME WHY YOU SENT MRS SNICKERS BACK TO KAYLEIGH'S HEADQUARTERS!!! 😠

DrugFriend: I, uhhh, I dunno what you're going on about. I, uhhhhhhh -

Sick BF: Don't lie to me, DrugFriend. I wanna know why you did it! 😡

DrugFriend: Well, uhhh, I... I...

Mrs Snickers: Meow... 😿

Sick BF: *growls* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THAT TO ME! 😡😡😡

DrugFriend: Buddy... Calm down, please. Let me explain - 😰

Sick BF: Oh, you don't have to. Because KAYLEIGH TOLD ME!!! 😠

DrugFriend: But -

Sick Boyfriend screamed in rage and took Mrs Snickers to her cat bed. DrugFriend sighed in shame.

DrugFriend: Sick Boyfriend, where are you going? 😟

Sick BF: BACK TO OUR ROOM TO CRY! 😡

DrugFriend: Wha? No, wait! Come back. Was - Was it something I said? 😟

Sick BF: No! 😡

Boyfriend entered the room, and saw Sick Boyfriend storming off to the room.

Boyfriend: Hey, are you OK -

Sick BF: DON'T TALK TO ME!!! 😠

The door slammed shut, as Boyfriend awkwardly looked at DrugFriend. The beanie wearing boy felt bad.

DrugFriend: Man, I really messed up... 😔

Boyfriend: You know if you want Sick Boyfriend to forgive ya, you could always apologise to him.

DrugFriend: *sighs, then tears up* Ohhhh...

DrugFriend wondered how he was gonna apologise for his actions.

[relaxxattack]

happy birthday man. what kind of cake are you having or like your equivalent of cake if you dont like cake -kris

thanks dude

uhhh hmmmm idk i didnt really plan that yet….. purrobably chocolate?

i haven’t been eating very healthily the past few days though so my body is more craving a turkey sub sandwich than more dessert 💀

[urielisms]

daedric princes: sandwich edition

so like heres a list of all the daedric princes and what kind of sandwich they might like based on my limited sandwich knowledge mehrunes dagon: ok so this motherfucker wants uhhh everything. i bet he likes to squish the sandwich with his hands before eating too molag bal(ls): plain white bread with only mayo on it. fucking heathen. boethiah: i think hed like a meatball sub actually sheogorath: hot dog. no comment. valid choice. vaermina: listen i think shed order from subway and inconvenience all the workers with taking her sweet-ass time and order the messiest shit ever. clavicus vile: you know i think he'd enjoy peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. good for him. jyggalag: hed also go to subway and when the people there get his order wrong he would threaten to call the manager sanguine: if there's some sort of alcohol sandwich i'd bet he would get that. either that or. you know what nevermind. peryite: you know i think he'd just like to sit down with a whole grain bread sandwich of some kind namira: so you know the nasty patty from spongebob? azura: she wouldn't even eat a sandwich she would BE the manager of the subway. hermaeus mora: whats that one fucking sandwich again. toast sandwich. hircine: he would eat a sandwich with raw fucking meat inside it from a fresh hunt. blood and everything. mmm yum. malacath: the greasiest fucking burger imaginable mephala: she would do the same thing as vaermina. meridia: basic bitch. turkey and cheese on plain white bread. nocturnal: she would get coffee instead.

[sunflowerhae]

The Winter of Our Lives.

College!Jeno x college!reader. Probably will be some fluff, for sure angst.

The Playlist.

This is just a prologue of sorts I wrote up. I’ve been wanting to write this story for a long time now, so why not. It was originally going to be haechan, but I figured I should branch out a little haha.

If you would like to be a member of the taglist, let me know! ❄️

Year 1.

Those will be important

“There’s no good love stories anymore!” He declared one day, while you both sat at lunch. It was freezing cold, and you would rather have preferred nothing over the cold turkey sandwich that found its place between your fingers. You sigh, it’ll have to do.

“Are you going to elaborate, or shall I sit here in gruesome anticipation?” With a furrowed brow and a disgusted look in your eyes, you pull the floppy and soaked piece of lettuce out of the sandwich, throwing it to the floor. Meanwhile, Haechan is still in his own world, stuck on his latest thoughts.

“I mean, tell me y/n, what’s the last truly gut wrenching, beautiful, tragic, life changing love story you’ve read or watched?” His wide eyes are locked on your wary ones.

“Uhhh, shrek?”

He scoffs at you, turning away and looking across the quad - eyes suddenly caught something that his mind is slowly catching up to. “See, you can’t really name one-“

“-I just did-“

“-An actually GOOD one, y/n. I’m being serious. Why isn’t art good anymore?”

“Careful there, Lee, you’re starting to sound like renjun.”

“You take that back.”

You laugh slightly, only half focused on whatever manic episode Haechan is succumbing to. “I��d like to see one, I really would.” You hear him mumble, finally moving on from what you thought was a silly observation. It’s at that moment that you look up from your half ruined turkey sandwich, only to find the back of Lee Jeno’s head. He sits across the quad, near the food court - his usual spot with his group of friends. You’ve never talked or anything, and certainly never given him a second of your time, but for some weird reason Haechan’s words ring in your ears as you can’t seem to move your eyes away from the black mop that rests upon the basketball players head. It seems like you’re in a trance, only pulled out by the cold feeling on your arm. You look down and see the green mushed piece of lettuce from your sandwich, resting on your forearm. Looking up to the sound of laughter, you find Haechan giggling at you - obviously the culprit.

“LEE HAECHAN!”

The moment of lapse on your part is quickly forgotten, and it was figured that it meant nothing.

Oh, how wrong you were.

[tangentiallyrelated]

Year in review!! Tagged by @trazynstolemygender thank youuuuuu

Movie: it wasn't my first time watching it, but Princess Mononoke was definitely my movie this year. Every time I watch it I have to spend like five hours just thinking about it. The depth. The detail. The art. The music. Fucking impeccable movie

TV show: Trigun Stampede!!!! I'm so fucking obsessed with this show. The animation is so smooth and gorgeous, the action scenes are sick as fuck, I LOVE a dystopia sci-fi setting, and the characters and plot are so engaging and fascinating. I cannot wait for a season two (god there had better be a season two)

Book: okay I haven't finished it yet but I'm gonna go with Articulate Flesh: Male Homoeroticism & Modern Poetry by Gregory Woods. I've always loved poetry and queer history and culture and this book goes super in depth with it (specifically focused on homoerotic poetry of the 20th century), especially discussing how the sexuality of a poet and artist in general can be vital to the interpretation and understanding of their work. Extremely good book

Album: gotta be Intention by Watsky. Absolutely baller album and I was so lucky to see him live during his last ever tour under the Watsky name this past spring. WHAT'S THE MOVE was my number one song on spotify this year for good reason lol

Food: it's not fancy but I got super into making turkey sandwiches in this really specific way earlier this year and they just fucking slap. Had one like two days ago

New thing: uhhh probably my relationship!! Met my partner at the end of February and we've been dating ever since, it's the healthiest relationship I've ever had!! Love him to bits

Misc: I went to a rock show for the first time this year and got soooo many cool rocks. Very excited to go again next year

Photo: I uhhh don't really have any SFW photos of myself so have a pic I took walking home from work! It's my first year living in the city and it's been crazy

[selfshippinglover]

Does papyrus like cooking festive foods?? Maybe some spider spaghetti for Halloween, spaghetti in the shape of a turkey for Thanksgiving or Christmas if you celebrate it? Do you like to join in and help or just be the taste tester?

EEEE HIHI AND TY TY TY SOOO MUCH FOR THE ASKS!! :DDD

~Papyrus absolutely loves cooking! Whether it's every type of pasta, meat, sandwiches, anything! he just enjoys cooking as it can be an expressive art form that also takes skill! Thus, he's quick to volunteer himself to cook for any and every holiday :DD

~That said, we uh(me and Sans that is) would like to eat something other than spaghetti since it's already our go to meal in general sooo

~Sans tries to be in the kitchen but Paps ends up kicking him out within the first half hour for being distracting and/or disruptive xDD

~Me tho? I can stay! :D Though I know very little about cooking so uhhh, it's mostly helping Paps with the little things and observing him

[showfallfoodcourtemployee]

Showfall employee: uhh can I have uhhh one turkey sandwich with uh no mayonnaise and uhh an extra large fries on the side and one watermelon smoothie don't forget the uhhh ketchup packets. Thanks.

That’s a normal order..no mayo though??

[norts-trolls]

🍙 for JeeHee (packing for his daughter) and Verion

You didn't specify who Verion was packing for ^^"

But uhhh JeeHee would pack TeeHee her favorites. Turkey and Salami sandwiches with like four manderin orange cups. She's a very simply child to pack for ahdhsjs.

[agoobersretreat]

Uhhh favorite sandwich is. Turkey club?

Okay, seriously. Are you all in my brain already, somehow? Three for three??

[insaneplane]

Favorite sandwich 🥪 to eat 🙁 tell now 🙏

uhhh lowkey don’t eat sandwhiches that much but like I dunno I like turkey I like ham I think?? Maybe bologna I can’t remember I don’t know gang I don’t eat sandwhich

OOOO ID BUST FOR A EGG SANDWHICH THO OOO A MCMUFFIN WHHWHEHE

[rwby-necro-au-archive]

So what are you making Qrow? -🐈‍⬛

Qrow: uhhh nothing special, cheese and turkey sandwiches.