#uhh uhh

[appelsauc]

speedpaint after cut

^_^

[aceisferal]

Okay so in the supernatural universe the supernatural books have a very large following, we all know this. So do you think they’ve done a Fortnite crossover?? Do you think Sam and Dean are in the Supernatural universe’s Fortnite?? I think yes 100% and I think the books have a large enough following that they would be like main characters in a season

[mrfellsans]

✩ I'm going terminally ill ✩

Me and @candymagnolia were wondering what animal scrunchy chunks was so I kinda just went ahead and asked mweheh 🫠

Also the rest of them after getting my answer was just me showing him my art xd (I WAS SHAKING AND FLIPPING OUT HE'S SO FLIPPING COOL I'M GONNA GO I'LL)

[dudebrothing]

Long time no see!

[toaster-hair]

There’s a Human In The Neighborhood! (i apologize in advance)

chapter 2 babeyy

you get sick and snotty and someone comes to take care of you!

(if you havent read chapter 1, this series is NOT nsfw but does talk about bodily autonomy) 

It had been a few days since you moved into your new home. Thankfully, you have a toilet now, everything has been unpacked and organized, and your new neighbors even helped you paint your house! Unfortunately, after your little situation with the lost toilet, the word spread quickly across the neighborhood. Our new friend is a human! They poop! They need a toilet! They just kept asking you questions, of course. 

“Do you need multiple toilets? Are they one-use only?” Julie asked. You told her no, they can last for quite awhile. 

“Is pooping fun?” Sally asked. You told her that it might be fun for some weirdos, but it's not fun for most people.

Howdy made sure to get some toilets in the shop, just in case you ever needed another one. He would always offer a free one everytime you bought from there. Like as if you collected toilets. You actually thought about getting another one after he offered a golden toilet, but you ultimately declined.

All this talk about human anatomy, you barely had anytime to question puppet anatomy. They didn’t poop but they still ate, Wally in particular would eat with his eyes, which kind of freaked you out. Your house came with a shower, so they did shower, but why did they need to? Wouldn’t they get soggy?

With all of this questioning, you didn’t even notice you were sick! It was only until one particular day where your friendly mailman Eddie asked if you were okay. You looked pale, apparently.

So, you were staying in for awhile. You tried to mostly stay in bed and cuddle with your cat, but you kept having to get up to go blow your nose. Sometimes, you would blow it for 5 minutes straight. You hoped all the blowing wasn’t too loud, you didn’t want to disturb your neighbors. Your throat also felt dry and raspy. It felt like the word “hasty”, colored an icky beige and with the texture of chicken scratch. Despite being incredibly dry, taking at least 4 cups of water before it felt normal again, you could still feel all your snot running from your nose to the back of your throat, coating it in a disgusting film. 

You were in the bathroom, wiping your nose, as you felt what little food you ate that morning come back up in your throat. You quickly got to the toilet, throwing up in the bowl. You could feel all the little chunks spilling out. You were just glad that it ended as soon as it started. You watched it flush away as you grabbed your tooth brush, cleaning your dirty mouth. As you spit out the toothpaste, you heard a knock on your door. 

You slowly made your way to the door, the knocking doubling. You opened it and saw your town’s personal big bird Poppy Patridge! You greeted her, “Oh! Hello Poppy!” she looked relieved to see you “Do you need something?”

She shook her head “No, it's just that you haven’t come out of your house in a while. Everyone was worried sick, especially me and Wally.” she analyzed your face, looking to see if there was something wrong. “What’s the matter?”

You sniffled your nose. You didn’t know your neighbors liked you so much! You only moved in a few days ago. “Oh, it’s nothing. I’m just sick is all. Threw up a couple of minutes ago, haha.” 

“Oh my, are you okay?” she asked as she forced herself in “I thought that might’ve been the case, so I brought some chicken soup!” you didn’t even notice the large bag she brought with her, watching her unpack a lot of different care items, from the previously mentioned chicken soup, to pain medicine. Wait, chicken soup? Why would Poppy have that, if she’s a bird…

Next thing you knew you were being tucked into bed. “I’ll go warm it up. You just stay and rest, ok?” you obliged. Your kitty cuddling you closer as you feel your nose bubble up. It was only a few minutes until Poppy ran back into your room. “Here, I have some warm chicken soup, some cold medicine, some tea, a bucket in-case you threw up again, and tissues!” you watch her organize everything quite quickly. “Oh wow, thank you Poppy.” she shook her head “Oh, no need to thank me.”

You picked up the chicken soup and slowly ate. Poppy sat on a chair next to your bed, watching you with caring eyes. “Do you feel any better?” you shook your head slightly “No. but it tastes good.” then you thought about it again. “Hey, um, Poppy? You’re a bird.. Why do you have chicken soup?” Her head tilted. You continued, “I mean, a bird eating another bird.. Wouldn’t that be cannibalism?”

She laughed. She laughed right in your face. You felt a bit humiliated. “Oh honey, of course it’s not cannibalism! I mean, first of all, don’t birds already eat each-other? Secondly, puppet birds and human birds are much different!”  you were confused. “Human birds?” you asked.

“Well, yes. I’m a puppet bird, but the chicken in your soup is a human bird. Howdy is a puppet caterpillar, but the ones you watch turn into butterflies are human caterpillars! It’s like how Wally is a puppet person, and you’re a human person!” she explained as she gestures with her hands. “Oh, speaking of Wally, I should probably go tell him you’re alright.” she reaches out her hand and pets your cute little kitty. “Hi little kitty.. You keep your owner company as they regain health, alright? Well, I’ll be off then. Goodbye!”

You watched her get up and leave. Hey, wait a minute, she didn’t ask you what getting sick was. So, puppets get sick? Did you pick up something from one of your neighbors? You’ll have to ask them later. You just continued eating your chicken soup.

(A/N: still trying to figure out what kinds of things i can write about without getting into nsfw territory)

[vwenties]

marjorine <3333 my fave girlie

[anotherteenageroninternet]

hi my dear cousin a couple of months ago you were telling me to do something about my belly rolls, and my heavy thighs , and today you say that im looking malnourished and weak with dark circles? please pick a side. you can't have it both ways

[blabberoo]

forgotten confession..

[theygender]

Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing

Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending

Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it

Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections

[mintaii]

death of the magician

[sopuu]

hey guys i made a fish :)

his name is grain

[nicktoonsunite]

manny discovers something mildly disappointing about jenny

[o0kawaii0o]

Happy pride!

[stealingpotatoes]

disney needs to stop making 'serious' shows and give us the coruscant guard buddy cop show we all need

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[zzoupz]