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Sometimes I feel like making a nsfw alt, but it would be mostly filled with complaints thrown at twitter artists whose approach to lewd art go against my own personal philosophies.
#“if you gonna draw her off-model least you could do is make her jacked af”#“providing a 'no sweat ver.' portrays an inner cowardliness that you should meditate on further”#“she shouldn't have nearly that much ass”#uh... good morning
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sorry that took like an hour i stopped to eat dinner heres my idea
#my art#adventure time#simon petrikov#betty grof#trans#lesbian#petrigrof#ion think i needa tag this for anything theyre both clothed & its not suggestive#i think simon isnt scared of needles but he cant make himself do it himself so betty does it for him#idk how he got by before meeting betty#i also dont think i needa tag this for eva spoilers considering it came out uh#28 years ago#FUCK I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE COMIC HOLD ON#ok 10 min later im back#also i think this kinda implies golbetty is flesh underneath like an eva#ok i think thats all#and in case i dont see you good morning good evening and goodnight
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TUMBLR LEGWND ITSDEIFNITLEY ALSO DRAWS SANDERS SIDES?!?!???
i dabble
#sanders sides#remus sanders#janus sanders#id in alt text#definitely art#(patton voice) now what did we learn#sigh. don't rewatch selfishness v selflessness + the redux and working through intrusive thoughts first thing in the morning#i couldnt find a good reference for their bottom halves and i didnt want to spend too long looking for one. so i improvised#i designed a more flashy cane for janus i just didn't want to draw it. maybe he was focused more on mobility than style. who knows#i didn't want to shade this. or like. put too much effort into this because it was a warmup#so if you see imperfections. n. nuh uh. no you don't
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bad monster hunter item ideas
#i just enjoy the idea of forcing someone to be the dedicated lightning rod guy on a zinogre hunt.#yes i know that stones are a thing. but i think clam is just funnier.#i like items that are otherwise identical except one of them has a weird implication.#anyway uh. good morning lol#monster hunter#monhun#mh
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Compilation of. This
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shellmotorsport -> 30 second challenge: Part 2
#'He's a good speaker' uh okay charles 🤨#carlos' little laugh after 'birds'...#he knows charles isn't listening to birds in the morning...#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#charlos#c2
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Crazy issues that come up when a character is written a little too well
#yay story time comic nobody asked for#funnily enough i will NEVER play undertale on the computer because of this#my first exposure to undertale was jacksepticeye and i am glad i didn't opt to play the game myself at the time#flowey closing the game and then the broken start up cutscene was bad enough just WATCHING it#and i STILL have to watch that chara thing at the end with a far distance from my screen and the volume down#not because of the scary face but because of the violin noise that sounds like its a repeating tone rather than a loop#and then of course the window hopping around#am also very glad i was spoiled about the spamton mercy win before i tried it myself#am slightly worried about future deltarune chapters but at least now i'm anticipating it#anyway remember when i tagged that one post ''i'm scared of computers and it's a monkey's fault''#now you know :3#i really wanted this done on thursday#and apparently dawn's brain says friday doesn't happen until after i fall asleep#so now i am awake and it is 4:30 and i hear birds chirping so nighty night#((or good morning))#yay comic :D i was right this did help a lot with getting some program familiarity#it's not the greatest paneling in the world but it's good for now#idk if i should really tag him or not#but uh#spamton#deltarune#spamton enjoyers i am so sorry#i am terrified of him only because he does his job in the story very well
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this is pornographic
#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#laszlo wwdits#laszlo cravensworth#like. seeing his entire ARM? GOOD MORNING UH
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#uh huh#their other significant other friendsband#rhett and link#gmm#good mythical morning#husbands#ot4#christy and rhett are two of the most patient people in existence
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i like portraying hyde as a hallucination of jekylls which was caused by his desire to seperate hyde from himself to avoid blame for his wrong actions and give himself a mental scapegoat for the child he dropkicked the day before as hyde and um um um something else nerdy anyways i like drawing pretty green colors and i really like how the tgs hallucination stuff in the first few chapters looks yayyyy warm stuff putting in my mouth now thank you goodbyyyyyyeeeee
bonus incomprehensible hyde doodle
#the glass scientists#my tgs headcanon world#which gets more weird by the day!! yay#tgs hyde#tgs jekyll#uh#what else#tgs#good job me#im not tagging with the main j&h tags EVER i will end up on a hitlist and dead by morning#may of gone overboard with the yellow in this art#oh well#my art
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happy to have an offgun sunday show back on the docket but i can already tell this series is going to put a bee in my bonnet every week about late stage capitalism foisting its cancer upon all workplace cultures and turning things like internships from learning and exploratory opportunities to build skills and discover interests in a field, to an expectation of free/low paid but inexplicably pre-skilled labour. do you think ye olde blacksmith's apprentice showed up to the first day of the apprenticeship and the blacksmith is like "what do you mean you don't know how to shoe a horse?? that's so basic" no. the expectation of apprenticeship is that a newborn emptyheaded youngin with a vague notion that metal is cool shows up, and is taught how to blacksmith. the expectation is not that the young savant of metalwork turns up with a list of horses already shoed, including One Very Special One in the Royal Stable, and god would you please please please allow me to debase myself for you, o blacksmith? my resumé is just like the journeyman's!! this workplace culture is a modern invention!! they used to teach you things at work!!
[breathing audibly] i just think entry level should mean entry level, and that as much effort goes into gathering experience that makes people competitively hire-able, ability, opportunity, and luck also play a role. it is lucky to know your passion early enough to be able to groom yourself to competitiveness in a sharky field of work, but a person should be able to turn up for entry level positions/interning with an unabashed "i know nothing" as long as it's followed with an "and i'm ready to learn" and it is in neoliberalism's favour to allow work environments to cut their costs by eschewing the responsibility to teach. to train the trainee.
#the trainee#the trainee the series#...so this makes it seem like i didn't like the ep when i super did#i just hate hustle and grind and neoliberalism and i want to hold ryan in my palm like an eggcup#i can hear myself taking it too seriously lmaoooo uh oh gmmtv you hit my hot button. i'm not criticising the writing though!!#they're faithfully rendering an environment i would love to love but am forced to loathe lmaoo#i just want a world where you show up on your first day and your equivalent p'jane says#'hey so the way it works here is i give you a brief in the morning so it'd be good to have a notepad and pen ready.'#'also the hard deadline for this is 6pm which means you need to be done filming 2/3 so it can go for editing by 5pm.'#okay i'm going to stow this now bc i have 0% faith that gmmtv will make any meaningful sustained criticism of capital culture#being as they barely follow through on their richboy/poorboy tensions ever other than for antagonistic chemistry fodder#BUT. despite what all that^ sounds like i enjoyed the ep lmaoooo. looking forward to it genuinely i swear#liomsa
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first attack of the year!! fathom of dreams belongs to @tanzytechgem :)
#this wasnt supposed to be this high-effort but uh. here we are.#this probably wont look as good as i think it does in the morning but im too tired to care at the moment jhygfdtyuj#currently im crazy happy with this#ALSO i just realized my first attack is ocean-y. and it's for seafoam. hell yeahhhhhh#rain world#rw iterator#rain world oc#my art#oc#artfight
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Tumblr doesn’t do this anymore but there once was a time when you’d get notified if someone used your gifs. This is only a small sample of the very... diverse range of uses for this one melancholic Rouge gif.
#Rouge the Bat#Sonic the Hedgehog#funny#gif#momma always said tumblr was like a box of chocolates#the wwe one had me in a sputtering fit of laughter#it’s the whiplash of it all#idk how something so simple got so many uses by people who were NOT sonic fans at all#but uh guess I’m glad it spoke to a lot of people haha#hope this gave some of you a good morning chuckle
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Need an au where Lois found out Tana was dating a teenager and went into feral overprotective mama bear mode
YOU AND ME BOTH MAN. @loisinherlane and i once spitballed one au in this vein where lois, who already has jon (a baby, like 4 or 5 years old, doesn't understand why his dad isn't coming home) looks at kon and can't let him walk away. this is a kid with her dead beloved's face. she's already a mom. she can't do it.
so she absolutely eats tana alive (kon doesn't see why she's so mad, but he's like okie dokie i still think that was overkill but sure?) (kon is wrapped around baby jon's lil pinky fingers. where that baby goes, he goes.) and takes kon in.
the comedy of this au is when clark comes back, and lois is so frazzled and overwhelmed she just collapses into his arms and cries and she's exhausted and she honestly just. she forgets he doesn't already know what's going on. she forgets she hasn't told him. so poor clark walks into the kitchen, sees this teenager who clearly looks like him staring at him with a spoonful of cheerios halfway to his mouth, and thinks, oh my god. i've somehow lost all my memories of our firstborn.
#the thing is that meg and i bounce back and forth between OAUGH WE'RE SAD ABOUT THIS to the Stupidest shenanigans#and that's 100% what happened here#clark (thinking fast) (what's his name what's his name i don't know his NAME) good morning .. . . .... .. .. ... .. son!!!#kon (intensely awkward also hero worshipping bc THATS SUPERMAN but also he's. kinda invading superman's family. oops): uh...#kon: good morning .. .. . ... . . daddy-o !!!!#lois dropping the coffeepot in the kitchen: THATS WHAT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT#answers#lois#kon
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Oh hello, will you be mine? / I haven't felt this alive in a long time...
#em draws stuff#l'homme qui rit#the man who laughs#déa#gwynplaine#good MORNING tumblrinas and gentlemen all. IMAGE. finally.#this has been in the works for. uh. weeks maybe. too long. drawing is like pulling teeth lately.#still not a hundred percent sure on my designs - they both looked better before I did colors#but I wish to do another drawing anyway. let's see where this goes.#I've been hunting down the particular special sauce that will allow my drawing-brain to work again#and it proved to be recordings of full kishi bashi performances... ough kishi bashi...#I Love the live versions because you Hear him record the new looper-pedal samples Right There and Then :)#on that note! caption lyrics from 'manchester' which is of course by kishi bashi#the 2012 live version on kexp is the particular one with the Vibes if you wish to look into it... thank you mr ishibashi :)
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Don't think I've seen this question make the rounds before, so:
Do any of your OCs hunt/fish/trap? Who taught them, and why do they do it? Do they have preferred gear or quarry?
#question brought to you by hunting coming up in all my classes simultaneously and bringing it back to mind#fishing is in here bc it ends up in these irl convos but I suppose it does feel like a gimme after gw2 added it#(and it's popularity as a minigame in many games as well)#but here I'll go first. my ex mordrem Merlin fur-traps in the shiverpeaks for income#he'll eat the meat of what he catches and splits w/ his nightmare hound (do u think fern/nm hounds can swallow bird bones? much 2 think abt#less wasteful and lessens what he has to pack when camping out in remote places for long periods of time#he was a deadshot with a bow as a young sprout but mordremoth got him early and uh. well that bow ended up integrating with his arm#which is why he's missing his right :) that's a story in and of itself though#but yeah so no bow-hunting or any marksmanship really#though he can throw an axe pretty well if needed#alright I have others but it's bedtime and this is a tag novella already#gw2#<- will it even find its way into the tag? who can say LOL anyways gnite! or good morning!
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