#ugh as if!

[fanonsupremecy]

why did you plagiarize someone else’s pro eddie post 💀

ok so imma make this real simple for you:

● ALL my posts are far from an anti eddie post. I love eddie. as a fellow cunty hispanic he is so dear to me. I think the word you're looking for is pro buddie.

● I have no clue what you're talking about and even if I did this wouldn't be plagiarism if I took an idea and made it my own (assuming that my bucktommy post isnt word for word of this supposed buddie post). Maybe learn the actual definition of plagiarism.

● if you wanna send an ask like this at least have the balls to show your face (as to say: don't do it anonymously) or do you only have the courage when you're anonymous? But really how much more anonymous can you get than a tumblr blog? But whatever go off. Also anonymous is now turned off 😊💕 because if you don't have the courage to send an ask like this without being anonymous (i.e. more anonymous than a fucking tumblr blog 🙄) then you just don't need to send it.

● First I get accused of being a new acc of a racist homophobic (most likely transphobic) white lady in her 40s when I'm hispanic bi nonbinary and 24 and now I'm accused of plagiarism over a silly little post about buck being horny on main for tommy... so fucking done 🙄 if you can't engage in fandom maturly then get off my fucking page istg be ffr.

● so are fanfic writers all plagerists now for taking an idea and making it their own? be for fucking real bro.

● literally don't get how a post about Tommy can sound anything like a post about Eddie when they are literally nothing alike (no matter how many people try to say he's an Eddie knockoff, which like ew).

[kurtsascot]

hi!!! thanks @special-bc-ur-part-of-it for the tag- im just getting around to this ;;

i keep going back and forth about whether or not to post about this wip because its entirely self indulgent, but, like, why not?

so….im writing a klaine!clueless au :,) klueless, if you will

except, well, not really, because kurt is nothing like cher, and certain plot points in the movie dont resonate with me. so, i’ve taken some liberties, and its more loosely inspired by the movie than a beat-for-beat rehashing, but….i’m having fun !!

working title is ‘ugh, as if!’

“Don’t you look happy.”

Kurt turns to face the source of the voice and groans.

Blaine. Blaine’s there because the universe is apparently testing Kurt today. To make matters impressively worse, Blaine’s leaning his back on the kitchen counter, biting into Kurt’s last apple. “I was going to eat that,” Kurt says as he opens the fridge and tries to find something else to eat. His dad or Finn needs to go to the store today; options are few and far between, and what’s available looks bleak.

Blaine comes over, hovering on the other side of the fridge door. “That’s quite the outfit.”

Kurt’s eyes flick down to what he’s wearing- a canary plaid cropped suit jacket and matching pants, a yellow vest, and a white button up with an appropriately yellow neckerchief to tie it all together- “It’s designer,” Kurt says with an eye roll. “Dolce and Gabbana.”

Blaine lets out a hum and takes another bite, apple juice offensively dripping to his chin. “Sounds fancy,” Blaine says with his mouth full, all unbothered and irritating.

Kurt, grossed out, turns his nose up. “Being able to appreciate my outfits is unfortunately above your-“ Kurt has his eyes pointedly rake over Blaine, from his worn converse to distressed jeans and up to frumpy flannel and graphic tee, layered under an Ohio State zip-up hoodie, “-intelligence.”

Blaine’s smiling, loving Kurt’s dissatisfaction a bit too much. “Hey-I’m the one in college here,” he quips. Another bite, and, around another mouthful, tapping his temple, “I think that shows that I have something going for me up here.”

“Weird. Your college looks a lot like my kitchen.” Kurt pulls a yogurt out of the fridge and closes the door. He turns to fish around for a spoon in the neighboring drawer, and tersely asks, “Don’t you have class anyway? Why are you here?”

does this interest anyone else ??? or is imagining blaine as paul rudd just a niche fantasy….. LOL

[drawing-way-outside-the-lines]

Just Miss Sparkle, letting her inner Cher loose.

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a fanfic on ao3 have a dedication for chatgpt... that section is meant for your horny perverted mutual who proofread your work, you violated sacred law and you will be torn apart and laid bare btw

[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

[sailermoon]

i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

[ellenchain]

I am Jayce

[aniisol]

Grian three-ish years ago: hey Ren meet my friend Martyn. he plays fortnite

Ren a couple days ago: Martyn, I cannot bear to think of a universe where our souls are not tied. We're the earth and the moon, pulled into continual and unceasing orbit to one another. In your absence I become a lesser man. I will destroy the fabric of the world to bring you along with me, ignore the rules of the game. You will carry my banner, I will carry your soul.

Grian a couple days ago: hey what the hell

[kensatou]

(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

[archibaldtuttle]

[qvert]

[icepip]

ughh imagine having a heavy make out session with yuta and sitting on his lap and he just can't seem to get enough of you, constantly squeezing and gripping at your hips, pulling you closer and closer because he's so desperate for you. moaning and licking into your mouth, only pulling away a hair's breadth to fill his lungs with air.

there's this need that flows through both your veins and you just want each other. it's dumb and irresponsible — but fuck, you really don't want to leave yuta's lap.

you're pawing at his bulge beneath you, shaky hands trying to get it out, and he doesn't stop you. raising his hips to help you, yuta gasps when your hands wraps around his shaft. his head falls back and for the first time, you can breathe.

he's hot and heavy in your hand, velvety smooth and already beginning to leak, and you want so bad.

"please, yuta," you mumble against his jaw, rubbing your covered cunt against his cock. "i need you."

"c-condom." it's choked out, like it pains him to say. like you could've forgotten about it.

"just the tip. you can, you can just pull out."

yuta whines, a sound high in his throat, his dick jumping in your hand. he shouldn't. he couldn't possibly stop himself from losing control. you know this more than anyone else, but you want.

you push your shorts and panties to the side, pressing his tip to your mound. it's dangerous and far too tempting for both of you and it's no surprise when his cockhead pushes into your pussy.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss

[cookiesnpaste]

Oh Marcille... Save me Marcille.... Lord of the dungeon.....

[willgrahamscock]

of all the phrases we used to say in the 2010s era we need to bring back ‘what the hap is fuckening’ because honestly… what the hap is fuckening lately brother

[canyonmooncreations]

FWB Simon Riley that fucks you so good that you can’t have sex with anyone else without thinking about him.

You who drunk texts him after a night out with your girls begging him to come over and fuck you because no one fucks you like he does.

FWB Simon who is at your door in record time and who can’t get his body on yours quick enough.

You who moans and mumbles incoherently as he fucks into you.

Simon who says “that’s right baby, no one can ever make you feel like I do”

You who comes all over him with that sentence.

Simon who suddenly is at your apartment everyday…. Fucking you only the way he can.