#ugh and i dont have any cover ideas

[fusion-ego]

y'all my relief for work called me at 3:45 in the goddamn morning to tell me she cant make it to relieve me at 5am

and now i, the new hire who has only been here like 3 weeks, has to find somebody to cover her shift so i can go home on time/close to on-time

girl has started a blood feud and she doesnt even know it yet

ive been up since 11am yesterday and i am running entirely on spite and one (1) can of monster, if i'm stuck here to cover her fucking 5a-12p shift i'm straight up gonna make her wish they hadnt hired me

fucking

i dont mind working over, i mind finding out im working over an hour before i was supposed to go home

[asteraceaye]

Why is it so fucking hard to get evaluated for dyslexia

[hxzbinwrites]

Idk if you do headcanons or one shots but either or will be fine:

Can I pretty please get a Vox x Emotionless! Reader?

Plot can be whatever you want but just to (hopefully) give some ideas… maybe Vox had no interest in Reader but then uh oh she smiled! Now Vox has a crush (°▽°)

But yeah lol thank you!! Have a good day!

Vox x Emotionless! Reader | Lovestruck Fool |

Warnings ⚠️: Cussing, Vox is a horrible boss

10:00am

(Y/n) walked into Vox’s office, holding an folder with today’s date and Vox’s name on it.

“Mr. Vox.” She said, her dead eyes watching her boss turn around in his excessively large chair.

“Hm, what is it (Y/n)?” He said, giving her a single glance before turning back to his monitors

“You have three meetings today sir. 1:00pm with Velvette in her portion of the tower. 2:30pm with Valentino in the main conference room, and someone scheduled a 4:00 with you, a Mr. Alastor? Called in today for an urgent meeting.”

Vox slammed his hands down on the desk, his face glitching in seething anger. “THAT PRICK!! CALL BACK AND TELL HIM I WILL NOT BE ATTENDING ANY SORT OF MEETING WITH HIM!!���

“He called from a public telephone sir, I can’t trace the caller ID.” (Y/n) said, clearly unfazed by his temper tantrum.

“DAMN IT!” He said, punching a smaller monitor on his right,”DONT YOU EVER LET HIM SCHEDULE ANOTHER MEETING WITH ME OR VOXTECH EVER AGAIN!!!”

Vox turned around, pointing one of his clawed fingers in your deadpanned face.

“Okay sir, is that all?”

“UGH!!” He said, clenching his fists to his side,”WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?? IM AN OVERLORD, I AM THE VOX, YOU SHOULD BE QUIVERING IN FEAR!! IM YELLING MY HEAD OFF AT YOU AND YOU CANT EVEN FORM AN EXPRESSION?? ARE YOU BRAINDEAD??”

(Y/n) slowly blinks, before looking down and rummaging through the folder she still held. “Ah, I almost forgot. Mr. Alastor requested his meeting also in the main conference room. If you need another reminder about your meetings today just call me-“

She was cut off once more by Vox, screaming and yelling, throwing things hazardously across the room. “JUST LEAVE.”

“Alright sir.” (Y/n) said, immediately turning away and walking towards the door.

————

4:45pm

(Y/n) was at her desk, taking calls and rearranging Vox’s schedule for tomorrow when her work phone buzzed.

“Hello? This is (Y/n) with Voxtech. How may I-“

“(Y/n). My office. Now.”

“Sir? This isn’t your work phone number? How can I be sure that this is-“

“MY OFFICE. NOW.”

(Y/n) could hear his voice glitching over the phone before she hung up, and briskly made her way to the door of his office.

She walked in to his Vox in his obnoxiously large chair, his hands covering his screen as he sighed in exhaustion.

“Ah, sir. You called me?”

“Yes (Y/n). I have installed safety features into your desk. Don’t except meetings from Alastor. If he comes in here, press the button under your monitor. He is NEVER allowed in this building.”

“Okay sir.” She said, making a note of that on her smartwatch,”Will that be all?”

“Can you get me a coffee…?”

“Right away sir.”

————

5:00pm

“Here’s your coffee sir.” (Y/n) said, setting it in his outreached hand.

“Thank you (Y/n)” He said, taking a single sip before doing a spit take. On one of the monitors around the city, it showed Velvette and Alastor chatting to one another.

“WHAT?!?” Vox yelled, being as “careful” as he usually is, his coffee flies into the air before landing on his shirt. He hissed in pain at the hit liquid, scrambling around before tripping on the various wires around his monitor setup (that was replaced after his previous temper tantrum) and landing on his ass.

Vox looked up in shock to see (Y/n) covering half of her mouth, revealing a smile. Tears brimmed her eyes as she tried to respectfully hold in her laughter.

Vox’s face felt red hot. Out of embarrassment and admiration. Why didn’t she smile more? Oh that smile, if she could remove her hand it would reveal its full glory. Let him soak it in. Her eyes filled with life and laughter. Has she always been this….beautiful? Yes, I think she has. She has indeed.

She let out a little snort before regaining her composure, before crouching down in front of him, taking the napkins provided with the coffee, and starting to wipe off as much of the liquid as possible. He felt her delicate hands rub across his chest. He hope she didn’t feel his erratic heartbeat.

He wanted this. He’s yearned for this and he didn’t even know it. Vox’s breathing became as erratic as his heartbeat, almost in sync. He felt sweat starting to drip, wether it be from the hot coffee adorning his now ruined shirt or from the stunning woman and her hands on his chest.

Trying to get as much as she could, (Y/n) scooted even closer, not realizing her hips were hovering right over his. Vox’s mind was running wild, his screen glitching and flicking between different error signals. His hands floating near the handles of her hips. Taking a gulp, he almost put his hands on her skin. Almost. He ended up just leaving his hands there, leaving a ghostly stabilization to the assistant who was cleaning him up like a toddler who spilt his apple juice.

(Y/n) looked up at Vox’s eyes, their eyes locking onto one another. A small smile could be faintly seen across her lips before it went back to its neutral state.

She helped him to his feet, her soft hands gently pulling on his clawed ones, slowly helping him to his feet. Handing him the remaining napkins. “I’ll schedule a trip to the dry cleaners. Does 3:45 tomorrow work well for you?”

Vox sat back down, his eyes wide in shock from what just happened. “Yeah, sure, whatever. I don’t care.”

“Alright sir, I’ll get that done, and then I’ll see you tomorrow.”

“Okay…”

(Y/n) walked out, the door closing behind her. Leaving the room back in it’s inky black darkness, with the exception of the glowing monitors.

Vox looked at his reflection in the main monitor. He could see his goofy smile. His blush adorning his cheeks. His eyes lighting up like a child who knows no sin. He looked like what he was, a lovestruck fool. A lovestruck fool for his assistant.

————

Word Count: 1006

(sorry it’s so short, i’m trying to get as many requests done as i can 😭)

[cosmiiwrites]

·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳ enemies to lovers

.ೃ࿐ adam x fem!reader .ೃ࿐

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ summary: in which you and adam find out you don't hate each other as much as you think you do cw: NSFW, fem!reader, p in v, oral (f!recieving), creampie, adam (he's his own warning), hair pulling, semi-public sex, cussing a/n: FINALLY DONE !! first smut fic though, so apologies if some things dont make sense :(

you hated adam. you hated his cocky attitude and his fuckboy persona. and most of all, you hated how everyone stayed quiet about it. him being the first man didn't mean jack shit to you. if he was being an egotistical asshole? you won't hesitate to put him in his place. even if that meant starting an argument in front of the promenade, putting your hatred for one another on display.

adam, on the other hand, loved someone who could match his abrasive attitude. and it meant more that you went out of your way to shout insults at him every chance you got. to be honest? it turned him on. but he would rather die then admit that. during meetings, you two would bicker non-stop, shooting daggers at each other from across the table. so yes, everyone and their mothers knew about you and adam's ongoing feud. what did everyone also know? the unspoken sexual tension between you two. the tension so thick it was tangible. the tension everyone knew about except the two idiots who claimed they hated each other. even lute was getting sick of it. "what a bitch, am i right?" "yes, sir." "she's just salty because i'd never go for a cunt like her," "mhm, sir." "maybe i sho-" "you know what i just remembered? sera saying she had something to discuss with me. ill be leaving now, sir." adam shot her a confused look. it wasnt like lute to walk out on a conversation so abruptly. (spoiler alert, she just didnt want to hear adam talk about you for the millionth time today) "well, uh, shit, okay." upon leaving, adam bumped into a familiar face. "well, well, well, if it isn't-" you slid right past him, ignoring any advance he'd tried making towards you. "what the fuck?" adam's face grew warm from embarrassment. did you just ignore him? he planted himself in front of you, hoping to make a statement. his tall figure hovered over yours. "ignoring me, hm? is that any way to treat the first man?" he teased. you sighed and rubbed your forehead in annoyance before answering, "if by 'first man' you mean 'overly-confident egomaniac' then yes." that's what adam liked about you; you didnt kiss his ass 24/7 like all the other angels. you didnt crave his approval. "i seriously don't understand how people can tolerate being around you," you groaned.

"oh fuck off, the ladies love me," he grinned. "especially in be-" you threw your hand to cover his mouth. "ugh, spare me the details, you gross fuck." your statement only widened his shit-eating grin. "why, jealous?" he teased, dragging on the s. "fuck, no! i feel bad for all the women you've slept with, they've probably faked all their orgasms as to not hurt your fragile ego." you retorted. adam's smirk dropped. he couldn’t BELIEVE you thought he was incapable of pleasuring a woman. luckily for you, his anger quickly turned to interest as an idea popped up in adam's head. he leaned into your ear, voice low and husky, "you wanna bet on that?"

taken aback from his sudden offer , you backed up until your back hit the wall of the alley you two were in. “what,” you breathed, “are you on about?”

“if i can make you cum,” adam started, “you have to admit that one; im the dick-fuckin’-master, and two; i AM capable of pleasuring a woman. deal?” adam's said a ton of dumb shit, but this? you let out a boisterous laugh. “are you serious?” but after a few beats of unearthly silence, thats when you knew he was. “well, shit.” you did want a chance at proving him wrong and taking down his ego. to be fair, no one’s made you cum in a long, long time. and you were always up for a challenge.

you grabbed adam by the collar and dragged him down to your level.

“deal.”

———

thats how you found yourself up against a wall, being eaten out by the first man, the first soul in heaven, and your well-known rival.

you didnt want to admit it, but god, this man was good with his tongue. not to mention his hands.

he gripped your thighs tightly, spreading them apart and smirking up at you. your flustered face drove him mad, only fueling his desire for you. its not his fault you looked so fuckin’ cute. maybe he should get you like this more often…

adam shamelessly licked up and down your entrance, earning small involuntary whimpers from you. he dragged his hand down your thigh to rub circles on your clit, making you twitch under his touch. “taste so fuckin’ good,” he growled. wanting more, you tugged at his hair, forcing his tongue to prod at your cunt. “impatient, are we? and to think you hated me.”

it was like he was waiting for this exact moment; for adam ate like a man starved. like he hadn’t eaten in days, and you were the only thing that could nourish him.

suddenly, he dragged his long tongue against your clit, “shit, adam!” he smirked against your cunt. “enjoying y’self, babe?” “f-fuck—haah—you!” was all you can manage, before he sunk his tongue deeper into you, fingers now circling your clit twice as fast. “dont worry, tits, you’ll be doing that in a bit.”

it wasnt long before you had cum all over his tongue and face, panting like a maniac. you had already lost the bet, but you didnt care. nor had any of you two mentioned it. lost in a drunken haze, all you wanted was his cock buried inside of you.

you quickly recovered from your high and grinded against his painfully hard erection. “s-shit, babe, didn’t take you for a desperate whore,” adams words were slurred, his need for you fogging his brain. “s-shut up,” you retorted “looks like you can still talk back,” he grinned. “i’ll fuck that bratty attitude out of you.” “youve yet to do so,” you teased. “you bluffing, dickmaster?” oh, now you’ve got him in a chokehold.

those would be your famous last words, before adam would recklessly pound into you.

adam quickly undid his boxers, revealing his hard cock, precum already spilling from his tip. you thought he was joking when he called himself the ‘dickmaster.’ you silently wondered how that would fit inside of you. “see how fuckin’ worked up you get me, tits?” adam babbled.

he bent you over, your wrists just above your head.

you were about to reply with a snarky comeback when he pushed his cock into you, no warning beforehand.

“i fuckin’ knew it,” he said. “tight as shit. bet no one’s fucked you as good as im about to, huh?” you wanted to respond, to deny his accusations, but the only sounds that left your mouth were desperate moans and whimpers. it was like music to his ears, fueling him to fuck you brainless.

his large size stung, but pain quickly turned to pleasure when he began to move.

he picked up his pace, pounding into you brutally. it was oh, so sinful. but adam would go to hell anyday if that meant he could have your tight little cunt all to himself.

adam took a fistful of your hair, forcing your back to arch. when you didnt protest, adam threw a line of praise at you. “there we go, good fuckin’ girl, just like that…” the position you were in was a bit uncomfortable, but you quickly stopped paying attention to that when adam thrusted into you sharply. “s-so good f’me,” he babbled.

you knew he was almost at his peak when his thrusts grew sloppy. “shit, almost there, fuck!” he groaned. “m-me too, adam, fuck,”

in one deep thrust, he buried himself inside of you, spilling his cum. you felt your stomach grow warm, full of adam’s seed.

adam was still inside of you, even after you both had came. there were no sounds other than your pants and his huffs. thank god this was an empty street.

finally, he pulled out of you. you whined at the loss of contact, earning you a cheeky grin.

“so,” he said, breaking the silence. “how was that for pleasuring a woman, hmmm?” adam smirked. “still hate me?”

“always, just a little less now.”

[magpie-murder]

it'd be wild if they gave asgard's citizens phones in marvel i bet they'd have the best drama

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👴🏻 is-odin-dead-yet

No.

#date: 2023/11/23 #when will he croak #i've been running this blog for centuries #frigga for allfather #kick the bucket already i'm getting bored of posting here

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⛈️ god-of-thunder

I come to Tumblr with a regretful update. As you may know, my family and our fiercest warriors have been traveling between realms in search of our stolen relics.

While attempting to recover one, my brother lost his life in battle while protecting us. He shielded me with his body. My brother died a hero.

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

May he reach Folkvangr. My deepest condolences. But I thought Baldur was impervious to all harm...?

⛈️ god-of-thunder

It was Loki. :( I'm devastated.

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

Oh.

🐍 magic-theatre

is that all you can muster? "oh." you thought i was dead, and that's it? that's all you have? what do you mean by that? let's talk. :)

⛈️ god-of-thunder

You're alive? Where are you?

⛈️ god-of-thunder

Wait, what happened to @einherjarl? He deactivated?

⛈️ god-of-thunder

Loki?

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🎨 bragis-apprentice

Just finished custom making this handle

#metalwork #artists on tumblr #double sided axe #my art

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⚔️ aesir-warrior-tournament

⚡️LIGHTNING ROUND⚡️

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

?

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

Lady Sif is not one of The Warriors Three. It says it in the name. There are three of them. Not four.

Correct this.

✨️ the-dashingest

I voted for Sif.

🪓 valiant-festivals

I voted for Sif.

🔺️ grim-warrior

I voted for Sif.

✨️ the-dashingest

Wait, Hogun? But you didn't tell us you had a phone?

🔺️ grim-warrior

I don't.

#lady sif propaganda #lightning round #poll reblog #only one more round after this! #i'm so glad lady sif doesn't have tumblr lol #i hope you guys dont mind that a mortal is running this blog btw #i really didnt expect any of you to see this 😬 #and srry for the reblog spam #also hogun lol

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🐍 magic-theatre

i see your thirst edits, you sick freaks.

#start tagging me in them #and/or sending them to me

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⛵️ modern-technologist Follow

umm i'm in ohio to visit my parents and there's like. um . a giant wolf running alongside my car? i'd call animal control but this thing is ginormous and i don't think that would do anything.

it doesnt have a leash or anything (obv its bigger than my car) but it's covered in chains. what do i do??

@identifying-d𝚘gs-in-posts ??

🐕 identifying-dogs-in-posts Follow

Fenrir Lokison?

#😨

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✨️ the-dashingest

I really don't think Loki is that bad. Sure, he's had a rocky history, but I don't think he's done anything worthy of scorn. Besides, hasn't he just died and come back or something like that, anyway? He has a blank slate, in my book.

#is it just me? #i hear people saying we should banish or kill him #i find that idea preposterous #he's just misunderstood

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einherjarl-deactivated20231120

I'm not going to @ them, but ugh... Someone I'm acquainted with just died in battle, and honestly? I'm so relieved. Is that terrible? Don't answer that, I know that it is. I'll probably delete this in a few hours.

🐍 magic-theatre

that's what you get for vagueing.

cowards don't go to valhalla.

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CH2-12 thoughts (spoilers, I guess. You probably shouldn't be in the tag if you haven't finished the episode though.)

So! DRDT is officially back, and wow what a way to begin the rollercoaster we'll be put through the next few weeks. This episode was amazing, and I wanted to discuss my thoughts on it in a more detailed form. This episode gave us a lot of character moments that I want to at least mention, so let's get into it? Before we do though, I want to say that through these posts, I will be updating two things and showing them at the beginning and end First one being the swear statistics! It became a thing after my previous rewatch that every time a character swears, I count it, and I want to continue doing that for the rest of the series if I can so manage it.

^ current swear statistics as of CH2-11

And the second being...drumroll please!

My own personal DRDT CH2-Part 2 bingo card! If something on this list happens in CH2-Part 2, I'll check it off. Hopefully I can get a bingo or two in here, especially since, spoilers, two of the boxes have already been checked. But with all of that preamble out of the way, let's begin shall we? I’m going to cover the character moments we got in separate categories of the well…characters, rather than in order, for the sake of being concise.

Arturo

First and foremost, “Shut your whore mouth” made me scream at the top of my lungs. God I wish that was voiced. But more importantly, the thing about Arturo being very young for a plastic surgeon actually being addressed was not something I expected, especially so early. But I definitely appreciate the nuggets of Arturo backstory. Funny enough, his situation sounds very similar to Min’s in some regard, especially this line

(x) Arturo: I was only able to get this far in such a short amount of time because I specialized in plastic surgery, and nothing else. I neglected everything that wasn't immediately relevant to my goals.

This absolutely plays a factor into his relationship with his little sister. It more than likely was not just him leaving that made her commit suicide, but perhaps also years of neglect. And if she really felt like she couldn't live a life without Arturo in it, it's safe to say that their parents probably weren't the best either. The more I learn about Arturo and his homelife the more worried I am for him and especially his sister.

Veronika

Veronika didn't get much besides being her usual self, but I gave her a category because I wanted to point out two things One, Veronika calling Arturo cute. That just made me smile

And secondly, this line right here

(x) Veronika: Oh, and don't say something as boring as "I want to kill myself." I have no interest in such mundane reasons.

This is so fucked up and awful and gross and I absolutely love her for it. I just know she's going to get worse, I hope she does.

And also the fact that she apparently finds suicide to be inherently boring is very interesting, given the fact that she more than likely has the self-harm secret.

Whit

I know he didn't have much, if any major role in this episode but...listen I missed him. So much. You have actually zero idea how much I missed him and his goofiness... But also I can't believe that was the explanation for the dent in the computer lab that's been bugging me for months. Well played DT-Dev... (though the fact that Whit got away with breaking a rule solely because MonoTV thought it was funny is a bit fishy...it's almost like he's the MASTERMIND-- /hj)

We also in general got a lot of Charles and Whit moments, which I always like to see I don't think there's anything else to cover when it comes to Wh--

(x) David: Ugh! Goddamn it, Whit, does everything you say have to be made into some shitty dumb joke?! You're actually really fucking annoying! Shut the fuck up!!

...Well, when I said I wanted more Whitvid interactions I guess this can serve as a reward. ...guys dont worry this is how we can still wi--

Levi

...I mean, what else is there to say really?

No but actually I'll talk. This is what we've been theorizing for a year, and I actually had it in my predictions that Levi's secret was going to be the one revealed in this episode. But I did not expect it right at the end, nor did I expect it to be so sudden. And I don't think Levi has any reason to lie either, so I think this is his actual secret. Seeing him lose confidence and apologize for his unhelpfulness kind of stung to me, honestly. Levi has been trying to help the group since the very beginning, and that has only amplified since the start of Chapter 2. So seeing him...basically give up was very upsetting He is definitely going to be in the hot seat next week's episode and I am very excited for it, hopefully we get some insight on his past as well and...maybe a levi and nico interaction? please dt-dev? please? :>

Hu

FishyFried, as always, knocked it out of the fucking park with Hu's voice acting, and her monologue towards David was just as amazing...if not a bit terrifying, as it directly parallels with her hidden quote

I want to pay for what I’ve done. But even then, I still want to live.

I think I've said this before, but I adore David and Hu's dynamic and how both of them tackle the themes of change in their own ways, how both of them project onto the people around them to fulfill their own desires due to being stagnant in their own growth as people, it's so much fun, and I can't wait to see how this continues to develop in the later chapters I am sincerely a ch5victim!david + ch5killer!hu believer at the end of the day.

Teruko

Oh Teruko, quite a bit to discuss with you today.

For starters, her genuinely feeling embarrassed and upset upon realizing what she did wrong, apologizing for it, and (how I interpreted it anyway) beginning to realize that working alone and not accepting help from others is starting to bite her in the ass? That was not what I expected. I really did think that Teruko was going to get worse before she got better, but maybe she's improving a lot quicker than I thought (...let's hope she doesn't backslide again though, especially if the culprit is who I think it is) Also.

If I have to live with this knowledge, so the-fuck do you. And then there's her argument with David, which I already made a post about, but I want to add onto it by saying that the performances from Swords and LuucarIi here are absolutely phenomenal. One of my favorite voice acted scenes in the entire series. I have replayed Teruko's "Hah! Based on what?!" probably around 20 times and I will repeat it 20 times more because the delivery gives me actual chills. This fangan has such an amazing voice cast oh my god it's insane.

David

Oh. You are such a broken, broken man, and you are absolutely going to go down the Simon Laurent route. I actually don't have a lot to add when it comes to David's actual motivations for his actions, I think a lot of us theorized that he was trying to kill everyone and himself. But the main thing I want to talk about is the Xander shit because oh my god this man is Down Fucking Horrendous. I mentioned all the way back in this post that David idolizes Xander just as much as Xander idolizes him. What I didn't expect was for him to still be clinging onto the hope Xander gave him and trying to follow in his footsteps, and being borderline possessive over the damn dead man. Xander may have idolized David, but David is obsessed with Xander and what he represents to him. And he is willing to ruin his reputation, reliability, and dignity in pursuit of what he thinks is right. Not to mention, it puts the Tally5 image in a whole new light.

Though I still think these words apply to the very possible revolution that David, Xander, and Mai enacted towards Hope's Peak, a theory that has become even more credible after this episode, I also think these lines portray David's thought process during his actions in CH2-11 and his motivation for doing the things that he does. David calling Xander "the only good person he's ever known" is very, very telling when you consider what he personally thinks makes someone a bad person (lazy, useless, stupid). And that makes me upset. Xander and David's relationship will never not be absolutely fascinating to me. ...alSO DAVID APPARENTLY HAS MEMORIES FROM HOPE'S PEAK??? APPARENTLY??? Like am I reading that right or do I just have bad media literacy. How...How does he??? WHY does he??? Why did he say he didn't know who Xander was in the prologue???? I am very confused and I'm sure it will all be answered. Extra Thoughts !! - we got 7:30 AM confirmation, woohoo!! And the bonus of Arei swinging when she was first found was such a good detail and I’m surprised none of us noticed it, honestly. With that confirmation, that leaves basically everyone else (minus J, David, Veronika, Hu, and Nico) in the hot-seat. - the multitude of new sprites we got were so amazing, especially David's - Apparently everything that happened in the second half of CH2-11 was in the span of two hours?! Sheesh, the editing crew on the TV show must be working overtime. Hopefully they get a paycheck and its not just MonoTV who gets paid. - If I had any doubt in my brain that Eden was the culprit it has basically dissipated with this episode. I really do not know who else it could be other than her. three of the five main suspects other than her have basically been cleared up, either through alibi (J and Hu) or though plot (Levi) David and Nico are also cleared from suspicion Though there isn't really any plot or evidence reason to necessarily exclude Rose, given her moment in CH2-8 and, let's be honest, this murder being way too physically complicated for someone as lethargic as her to commit, I'm inclined to believe she is not And every other character has something that's clearly being set up to be further explored in Chapter 3 (Charles, Whit, Ace, Arturo, and Veronika) Like... even if you don't think Eden is the culprit, you can't deny that she's the odd one out here. I still think Accomplice!Levi is true, but I also truthfully think the culprit can't be anyone other than Eden - If I were to give one I-guess critique though, not just on this episode but on the trial as a whole, it's that we are four trial episodes in and there has been very, very little focus on the actual murder mystery itself. We have barely even covered 80% of the evidence. This isn't like, a huge problem for me specifically because I very much watch DRDT for the astounding character writing over the murder mysteries, and I definitely think that the lack of focus on the case is worth the amazing character moments we got in this episode. But I can see it really bothering some people, and there's a part of me that can't help but be a bit afraid that the actual solving of the murder case is going to hit the audience with a bunch of information at once and come across as a bit rushed due to the lack of focus it's had so far. I trust that DT-Dev is cooking though, and it'll probably be a lot more cohesive once we have the full trial to look through.

Predictions for CH2-13 - Like I said before, Levi is going to become the main suspect easily thanks to his secret reveal. I know Ace is going to be on his ass especially, because in his mind it would basically confirm the image he has already conjured up of Levi in his mind as a violent brute who is going to snap his neck any second. J is also going to jump to conclusions because that's just what she does, and she was already concerned about the murderer secret to begin with. - Furthermore, I think most of this episode is going to entail Teruko trying to disprove that Levi could've been the culprit. Considering the fact that there, well, isn't much evidence to suggest he didn't, maybe this episode will feature this chapter's Random Guess minigame. - I highly doubt we're getting an AM VS PM scrum debate now, but maybe we'll get one on whether or not Levi is the culprit? Maybe? - On the topic of trial minigames, I hope we get another nonstop debate, it's been like three episodes since we've had one lmao - Nico is either going to defend Levi, or reiterate the speech that J gave them in CH2-9. Either way, I hope this reveal causes them to interact it would be so interesting - We are on a track-record of having at least one person's secret exposed every trial episode. Considering the fact that Xander and Min are dead, and I do not think Teruko's secret will come out until the end of the chapter, that really only leaves Hu and Veronika...which is interesting, as they are both in the clear for being the culprit. Hu has already had multiple moments to shine in this trial, so I think its more likely that Veronika's secret will be the one getting revealed. How that happens, I am unsure. But I think Veronika will be the next person to have her secret revealed.

Conclusion Overall, I think this episode was amazing and a great way to kick off the end of the hiatus. I can already tell that these next few weeks are going to be a wild ride for us DRDT fans, but we're all in this together, so I think everything's going to be fine (nothing is going to be fine.)

UPDATED SWEAR STATISTICS: CH2-12

UPDATED BINGO CARD

[bee-ina-boat]

heres a collection of concept art for the rest of the entities for the mythos au!! if you're wondering where the eye is, they've been drawn already!

they are all FAR from done. keep in mind these are all just my initial concepts and i plan to do in-depth design sheets as i go to explore their designs more.

IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS ON HOW TO IMPROVE THESE DESIGNS PLEASE THROW EM AT ME- MY ANON IS OPEN AND I READ TAGS I DONT CARE JUST!!!! GIMME!!!!!

(also au context: the magnus mythos is an au where the entities are all gods, similar to various religious mythology, rather than paranormal entities that feed on fear)

design thoughts for each of them under the cut

The Web - God of Fate (she/it): im pretty happy with her design atm, shes meant to be a half spider half woman thing and i love that for her. shes probably the one ive thought the most on so far given her importance to the story. i want her to wear silks and shiny silver jewelry that just sparkles like wet spiderwebs do, not sure if im gonna keep the veil?

The Dark - God of the Dark (she/he/it): probably my weakest concept at the moment. it doesnt do the dark any justice. i mean i like the cloak idea but i want them to be very tendrilly, all consuming, shadowy, but i dont know how to properly portray them :/

The Desolation - God of Destruction and Fire (they/it): i have a neat vision for them! i want them to be made of coal and ash and smoke, to be burning and glowing on the inside, and their body is decorated with melted wax to look like clothes. not quiiiiiite sure about how their melty candle dress is now? i want it to be less constrictive

The Stranger - God of the Unknown and the Whimsical (he/she/they/it): it's meant to be this. weird wirey creature hidden behind masks and a lot of fabrics, like the framework of a poseable plush doll? i like the way the masks look but im not so sure about the body.

The Vast - God of the Above (she/he/they/it): im not so sure about his design at all im gonna be real. i want them to look like the atmosphere and be covered in clouds and have mountains for feet and an ocean cape but i feel like it might be a bit?? idk??? im just not that happy with it :/

The End - God of Death and Time (they/it): ugh i love this concept sm, making death read as less scary and more divine is so fun. theyre based on a seraphim and a sand timer,

The Buried - God of the Underneath (she/he/they/it): ANOTHER OF MY FAVORITES!!!! i love them. theyre inspired by hermit crabs!! and they have silver chains holding their shell to them. they look so endearing with their lil lopsided eyes ;; <3

The Flesh - God of the Body and Meat (she/he/they/it): i have so many ideas for the flesh y'all- im very excited to do a concept sheet for them. theyre meant to have no skin, just exposed bone and muscle, large limbs, hooves, exposed heart underneath a ribcage, teeth that close around their abdomen. white bandages that wrap around like clothes. a teeth/horn crown? i dont quite know whether to go for a more animalistic look or a more human one? like- theres so many ways to go with him idek!!!

The Hunt - God of Predators and Pride (they/it): see, i like this design but i feel like its too werewolf like? yknow? thats cool!! but itreads more monster to me than God :/

The Corruption - God of Nature, Rot, and Disease (she/they/it): i love this weird bug thing. this one i was really inspired for (mostly because. corruption aligned. so obviously im gonna think about this one alot) theyre this weird bug thing, the veil is inspired by the one from the art on the wiki! i want to maybe make them a bit more gross and weird because nature is like that sometimes, a moot on tiktok suggested that i add animal bones!! and i think thats SO smart im absolutely going too

The Spiral - God of the Incomprehensible (it/its): this weirdo is so hard to pin down istg. i imagine them as this spiral thing. body is kindof liquidy, arms are spindly and long, multiple shifting faces, overall just constantly changing and moving and like!!! how am i meant to draw that??? when my brain cant even wrap my head around what its supposed to look like yknow??? bruh jrdbhgfjdldgfh- that being said i think the main problem with the design is that it just gives me too many Michael vibes!!! is it the hair? the arms? its probably both.

The Lonely - God of Solitude and the Self (they/it): i like what this one has going so far! theyve got fog hair, fog tears, their body is meant to be splotchy like turquoise marble, i vibe with it so hard. not so sure what to do with their outfit tho :/

The Slaughter - God of War (he/they/it): another one of my more stronger designs i think! centaur with weapons sticking into them, face concealed, medieval armor and antlers- it vibes

the extinction isnt drawn because i literally have no idea what they should look like aside from color palette-

once again any and all suggestions will be taken!!!! i need ideas!!! plese!!!!

[adairtrashart]

cotltober day 21 lanolin

the goat is pretty upset that they dont produce lanolin in general (a huge part of why their wool is so itchy and dry)

how are they supposed to benefit off of it easily if theyre not the one making it??????????????????

full text:

Stupid cat!!! Why can't he seem to recognize my greatness?! MY power?! MY SUPREMACY!!! Hell, even that la- waitwaitWAIT!!! It's the lanolin, isn't it?!

How dare they... I'm the one who gets to cheat!!! Not them! I'm the edgy one! I don't care if we're both cult leaders. This is so dumb! Stupid fucking- dumb...

Nah, don't need to bother. The cat is such an asshole anyways. If he really can't see why I'm so amazing, he doesn't deserve me. I don't need some smelly grease to prove myself! I have better stink! So great, in fact, that I can safely say that I-

NO NO NO! That's even dumber than that whole "Greatest Vase of All Time" idea! Ugh... How do I-what do I want?! Why are emotions so weird?! I've felt them plenty of times before, and this never happened. Demanding respect, kissing, even sparring with those beneath you! Those are just normal things!

Gotta ask if the Lamb's feelings are infecting me somehow. There's no way all of these are MY emotions! I'd never let myself be this weak.

Maybe I should steal some lanolin... It would be pretty idiotic to not use their advantages to my advantage, at least until I go back to normal. The Greatest of All Time must not let their ego lessen said greatness!

_____________________ Cat Bone Stew ~ Serves 5

Ingredients: 5 large cat bones *preferably from the arms and/or legs 1 cat liver, diced Half of a pumpkin, mashed 1-2 leeks, chopped 5 tbs lard (any source) 3 large clumps of Anchordeep kelp *can be substituted with other kelp combined with 2 tsps sea salt A pinch of Emeril's Essence *see pg. 15 for recipe 6 cups of water 2-3 potatoes of your choice, sliced Leftover rice (optional)

Instructions:

Set a large pot of water above your campfire. Keep the lid on so that it starts boiling faster.

Heat up a separate pan for the liver, using some of the lard to grease it

Soak the kelp in any spare water you have to remove excess salt

Once the kelp is ready, the pan should be hot enough to cook the liver properly. Stir fry it until slightly under cooked

Cut the kelp into bite sized chunks

Throw all the ingredients, including the remaining lard,into the boiling water for 3 hours covered.

When the stew is done, make sure to remove the bones before serving.

(Tip: Depending on how healthy the individual was before death, you can reuse the bones 1-3 times for similar flavor)

_____________________ Fuckity fuck fuck fuck I am so gay. WHY am I so gay The booba... so amazingly (cut off) Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkb barkBARKbarkbarksnarl Why must you be so very (cut off) wHYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[theemissuniverse]

“SOME DISTANCE” MILEENA X FEM!READER

SUMMARY : You and Mileena can’t really have contact because of her disease so you find some other way to satisfy her

WARNINGS : MINORS DONT INTERACT. thigh riding, slight dirty talk, soft!dom

It was rare that you and Mileena saw each other considering she was Empress of Outworld and you were one of Earthrealm’s champions. The two of you made it work despite circumstances.

That was today. Liu Kang had told you that he did not need you for the whole week so you were staying with your girlfriend in Outworld for the seven days. Mileena was more than happy.

The one thing Mileena was irritated of was her disease and because of the tarkat, that limited to her touching you.

She was feeling touch starved. You always looked so good in anything you wore. She practically wanted to rip off any clothing on you.

It wasn’t just that. Mileena feared that your sexual desires were not being met and that you would leave her to go find someone that could please you.

Today was her worst day. It was almost like she was in heat. You were currently playing a game on your phone, trying to get past a certain level. You were already irritated because you lost for the fifth time. “Ugh. Seriously? They obviously put this on hard mode.”

Mileena had lotion her body. She was only in her bra and underwear with a pink robe on, exposing her body. She had watched you play and it was clear you were obsessed with the game. “Are all Earthrealmers obsessed with technology?”

“Yes.” You replied simply.

Mileena hated when you’d play the game. You were usually the most talkative person alive. No one could shut you up but you playing a game? All of the sudden you came up with one word responses.

She rolled her eyes slightly before climbing into bed. You kept playing the game, paying her no mind.

You were wearing a tight shirt that made your breasts pop out more than usual. Mileena had been quietly suffering for too long when just by your body being covered in the right clothing made her soak her panties.

Mileena rubbed all over your chest. You still payed no mind to it. She decided to see if you were paying attention. See if you could get angry at her. She tried to hit you where it hurt because she knew the thought of it would annoy you. “It’s a shame that you’re on the game. I guess I’ll just have Tanya attend to my needs.”

You waved her off, still not listening. “Okay, honey. Have fun.”

Mileena was officially done. She grabbed the pillow behind her and used it to hit you in the head repeatedly.

“Ow! Ow! Hey! What did I do?!” You yelled out. Then you sighed when you lost the level again. “Dammit! You made me lose the level.”

Mileena stood up from the bed and placed her hands on her hips. “Why did you come here if you were just going to spend time on that stupid game?”

You scoffed at the idea. “I haven’t been on the game the entire time.”

She gave you a look. Then she crossed her arms with a simple tilt of the head. “Oh really? What level did you start at when you got here?”

“Five.”

“And what level are you at now?”

You paused, now understanding what she had meant. “Two hundred seventy six?” Mileena rolled her eyes and started to walk away from you.

You got up from the bed and grabbed her arm, making her look at you. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to not spend time with you. I’ll stop.” You turned off your phone. “See? No more distractions.”

Even though you were being incredibly annoying, Mileena sighed. She did not mean to be that mad at you. She was just frustrated. “It’s fine.”

“It’s not fine.” You noticed that there was something that was bothering her. You held her hand. “Hey, what’s up? You’re a lot more…straight faced than usual.” Mileena bit her lip slightly. You knew that it took a lot for Mileena to talk about her feelings.

“Come on. What’s my Empress so upset about?” You bopped her nose a little and the action made her smile slightly.

Her eyes darted to the ground. She didn’t want to look you in the eyes. “I feel as though this relationship will not last.”

Your eyes go wide at this statement. Now you started to beat yourself up about being on the game. “Whoa. If this is about me playing the game - the game is not important. You’re important.”

“It is not that, darling.” Mileena walked over to the bed and sat on it. “I know that you have needs and I sadly can’t meet them because of my…condition.”

You were a little confused. What needs did you have that she couldn’t help you with? “What needs?”

Mileena felt embarrassed that she even had to say it. “You know…needs…”

The realization hit you. You couldn’t help but burst out laughing. You didn’t mean to laugh at her. You just thought it was foolish. Mileena glared at you and you calmed your laughter down. “I’m sorry. I’m not laughing at you it’s just…what the hell do you take me for? Do I scream ‘horny by the minute’ to you?” You sat down next to her and placed a hand on her thigh. “I don’t need to have sex with you to be with you. It’s cool. We’re fine. Don’t overthink. I’m with you because I love you, okay.”

Mileena smiled at your words. “I love you too, love.” Her eyes darted away from you. “But it is not just that. I…”

You knew she didn’t want to say it so you tried to put the pieces together yourself. You then chuckled when you realized she was sexually frustrated.

Then you examined that she was already in her underwear and you were in your sweatpants. The idea came to you.

You leaned back a little and did a head motion to your lap. “Sit on my lap.”

Mileena was a little bit confused. “Why?”

“You’re ten thousand years old and you don’t know what thigh riding is?” You questioned her and she shrugged. You let out a laugh. It was cute that she was older than you but was still innocent in some ways.

You grabbed her hips and placed her on your lap. She allowed you to. Wow she wasn’t kidding about wanting you. You could feel her soaked panties through your sweats. You gently held her hips and guided her back and forth.

Mileena was not familiar with this at all but when you moved her she instantly let out a moan. You continued to do so for some time until she did it herself. At that point, your left hand stayed at her waist while your right hand was at your side.

Soft moans came out of Mileena and you wanted to facepalm for not doing this sooner. She looked absolutely stunning while riding you.

Her nails gripped on your shoulder but you felt no pain. You continued to assist her when needed when she was riding your thigh.

“Oh, lovely.” Mileena wished she could go faster on your thigh but she sadly couldn’t. She wanted more.

You were probably pushing contact but at this moment you had just said fuck it. You unclasped Mileena’s bra, revealing her beautiful chest. You then started to play with her nipples with your right hand.

“Oh, please, (Y/N).”

“Please what?”

“Don’t make me stop.”

The constant pressure of Mileena’s clit being rubbed against your thigh made her feel dizzy. You noticed this and helped her move on your thigh. “Come on, pretty girl. I know you can do better than that.” You told her.

Mileena moaned at your words. Her nails dug into your shoulder more and she moved faster on you.

Your hands went behind Mileena. You gripped on her ass and smacked it, making Mileena let out a moan. “Oh, yes. I’m all yours, my love.”

“You’re all mine?”

“All yours.”

Mileena’s heavy panting was turning you on. Her hands started to play with her own breasts and you considered yourself to be the luckiest girl in the world. An Empress was riding you.

Mileena’s hand traveled down to your sweats and she tried to reach inside and rub your clit but you stopped her hand and placed it on your shoulder. “Why?” Mileena practically whined out.

“I’m more focused on your pleasure, doll.”

The Empress felt a tingly feeling rushing at her. “Oh my. (Y/N). I-“

“I know. Make a mess on my pants, baby.”

“Oh, (Y/N). Yes, yes. Yes.” You watched Mileena arch her back and cum all over your sweats. You felt her clit spaz on you and you wished you could eat her out.

You helped Mileena ride her orgasm until she was finished. When she was, she practically collapsed in your arms and you chuckled, hugging her back. “I didn’t know you were so submissive my Empress.”

Mileena hit your chest, causing you to laugh. “Shut up before I put you in your place.”

[liveontelevision]

HELLOOOO! This is my first request to you, and I'm not really sure how this works or if this even is the right place to do this, so feel free to ignore this if you're not taking requests or you're swamped with other thing- Im not even sure this is an overly detailed request or an stupid little rant, but, I have an idea about Lucifer that's just been plaguing my mind recently.

So, I was thinking about Secret fallen angel!Reader who's been at the Hotel for about 6 months. Then Lucifer shows up. They meet by her absolutely crashing into him in the many hallways. And when he sees her, he notices this angelic aura radiating off of her, right? And reader recognized him noticing this and ends up scurrying away with a meek apology.

And they keep meeting like this, her bumping into him and running away with a flustered look on her face. So he decides to learn more about her by shape shifting into a cat.(think about KeeKee, but with red fur and a white underbelly, with gold irises) Anywho, he shifts into a cat, and sneaks into her room one day through like, a window or somthing, just as she's stretching her wings. And when she notices him she starts like cooing at him as she picks him up and sits him down on her lap.

As the weeks go by, she rants to luci in his cat form about her experiences as a fallen angel, what funny things she witnesses in the hotel or out in the streets of hell. Or maybe what got her in hell in the first place(I like to think she was a lot like luci, a dreamer full of curiosity that ended up questions heaven, its rules, and asking about lucifer, maybe even defending him)

And one day, after witnessing a particularly adorable(at least she thinks so) encounter with him and charlie.(Which was basically him showing her his rubber ducks, and ranting to charlie about his dreams and using these big gestures with the cutest and widest smile on his face) she come back to rant about it to cat luci, who's resting on her belly as she's splayed out on her bed just cooing about how cute he his, how much she wants to just squeeze him and keep him to herself- maybe its love, she doesn't know.

And in the mist of all that, Lucifer gets sooooo flustered, he looses and ends up back in his human form, straddling her hips with his hands on her belly. So basically the stay like that, just processing n stuff until she breaks the ice with an embarrassed 'oh' as she turns her head away. And he's just scrambling to get off of her as he stutters out apologies and jumbled nearly incoherent sentences which sounds like an explanation but we couldn't care less cause he looks so fricking cute! And we dont notice we said that out loud so now both of us are a flustered mess.

and the story basically ends with a love confession from the both of us, and Luci's just like, 'woah' cause he didn't even notice himself falling in love with reader. And then us cuddling under the covers!😋😋😋

Anywayyyssss! Thank you sooo much for taking the time out of your day to read this, if you did! I love your works and the way that you write our short king!

Kisses!

UGH THIS IS SO PURE

I'm sorry I didn't get to this one, having a bit of a writers block atm :,) but I couldn't let this just sit in my ask any longer because ITS SO CUTE ITS SUCH A GOOD PROMPT

Kisses, babe, thank you for sharin' 🫶

[bunny-heels]

finished the Night Springs DLC. im so fuckin happy. thoughts under cut. spoilers of course

ROSE'S EPISODE WAS SO FUN I WILL NOT HEAR ANY SLANDER FOR IT. her dialogue was so silly and all the lil fanfic cliches were so fun and cute i was losing it SO Bad. the whole rose-tint effect over everything and her romanticizing Alan just uses her. Rose sweetie you poor girl. but god i love her enthusiasm so much. she's a misguided sweetheart. i need more of her forever. also her being the one to swoon Alan lowering him while covered in blood. Queen behavior.

Jesse's episode is what made me realize these probably take place WAY before the main game. at least Jesse's episode does. i loved her interactions with Tim and all the lil creepy moments with the brainwashing and bring just, in a weird dark place version of Coffee World. the math problem was a lil hard for me only cause i got so confuses cause i havent done math in so long. i also dont know what was up with the messages in the stash boxes??? i hope they mean something, i mean they definitely do but i just have no idea what. her ending was so weird tho. Alan being her brother instead of Dylan was huge whiplaah and i fully didnt expect it. but i did love it.

but Tim's episode. holy fuck. what the fuck was that. first of all Sam is adorable and i love that he's able to perfectly replicate the level of autism he has for his real games onto his character self's fake games. secondly, the different mediums, oh my god. the comic killed me with the panels of multiple Sam's, Shawn's and Illka's. i was out of my mind. AND THE QUANTUM BREAK REFERENCE WITH DOOR FINDING THAT SHIT IN THE CAVE? SAM THERE ARE MICEOSOFT SNIPERS OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE THEY'LL KILL YOU!!!!!! the fucking tango song im so happy it made a comeback. THE FINNISH POSTER FOR DEATH RALLY BTW???? WHERE ZANE IS ACTING AA THE MAIN CHARACTER???? IM CRYING FOREVER???? and that text adventure ending. oh god that ending made me insane. the wording of the situation was beautiful. and i loved ASCII art Alan. so cute.

THE LIL MEMORIAL THING FOR JAMES ALSO. ugh idk how i didnt cry. that was so sweet. i miss that man so fucking much. i really hope if they ever bring Casey back that the next guy who voices him does it justice.

god i loved this whole DLC. it was so fun and i had such a good time. i cant wait for Lake House to come out, i'll lose it so hard

[floydhat]

SSR DIVUS CREWEL SUB ENG: LESSONS OF ZEN PT2

Crewel: STOP!!!

Npc Students: Ugh!

Crewel: I cant Belive it... what a mess

Why the experiment materials that we will use today are spilled on the floor?

What kind of stray dog stepped on the ingredients and all of them was mixed?

That is what Im asking but all as you are doing is bark saying what you doesn't do it and not even point at the responsible.....

A puppy who hides his mistakes is not better than a mixed race dog! Not even deserve be called dog!

Npc Students: UGH!

(Crewel is using his whip)

Crewel: Now....Who is the responsible? If you are honest I will forgive the intensive discipline lessons

Npc Students: Well....that is....

(Grimm Appears)

Npc Students: .....

Grimm: Mgh?

Grimm: What the hell? Don't look me like this! All of them!

Yuu:

Option a) Its better if you apologise honestly....

Option b) If you say it, your punishment will be slight

Grimm: I didn't do it! Yuu, Yuu do it!

Scarabia Npc Student: Dont Blame Yuu! Grimm! You wont escape from this!

Octavinelle Npc Student: Yes, you was the first one who flip the desk! We wont be involved in this!

Grimm: Heh! Do you have any proof what say that I did it ?

Crewel: I see...Certainly is not good accuse someone if you dont have evidence....

Crewel: By the way Grimm...

Grimm: Uh?

Crewel: The fur of your paws is turning black, whats up? Is like if you are a black cat.

Grimm: Heh? My paws?

Ah! So true! My gorgeous grey fur is turning absolutely Black!

What up with this?? I cant remove it!

Crewel: Its pointless cleaned, the sap of the tree what I plantea use today turns black as soon as it come into contact with air.

If it sticks in your clothes or your hair, doesn't matter how much you rubs it or clean it using water, it doesn't remove it.

By the way, the faster way to repair the darkess zone is making other reaction and make it colourless.

Look! Pay attention!

If you puts the extract of this medicinal herb over Grimm's paws....

....

Look! They back to the normality, remind this reaction carefully.

Students: wow! *claps*

Crewel: So...Grimm, Do you have any idea of what causes thst your paws were covered with the experimental material for today?

Grimm: Funah!....

Its not my fault! Is your fault that desk is in my way!

Crewel: spoiled dog! Stay in the class after the lesson, you are punished, you get it?!

Crewel: Yuu! You must guard Grimm! Is a problem if you can't care of your pet!

Yuu:

Option a) I have a meeting after class....

Option b) Im sorry....

Crewel: Oh, a metting haves priority than my class? No, true? Thats okay, good boy.

Truly are problematic puppies....my dog's behaviour is better than yours.

All, sit down.

Grimm: *whispering* all materials that was on the floor are again over the desk...altough are come back the normality, he stills complaining....

Crewel: I will prepare the materials again, I will explain the method of the experiment now, please, pay attention.

(To Grimm) I hope that u be good.

Grimm: what? Hes is cursing me....

(Please! Tell me any mistake!)

[wolfertinger]

What pisses me off so much is that Salem has been claiming he "didnt actually do yellowface" and it was actually "a racial delusion" ... when there is genuine proof to show its fucking lies.

He wrote about the debockle on his private, he didnt seem deluded, he spoke eloquently, he wasnt apologetic but it didnt really come off like he was experiencing delusions at the time- he said "thats how he speaks in real life"

Which like..if it REALLY was a real delusion he was experiencing.. what the fuck is his idea of asian people to make him think this is how they all fucking talk? damn i didnt know delusions are an excuse for racism!

But no, he was very much concious and aware of his actions, to the point of addressing the allegations on his main account.. even though the delusion wouldve made him think the kung fu revvy one was his main, yes?

Whatever. my point stands to make it pretty clear he is lying about this delusion- maybe he does experience delusions but the yellowface situation was a concious decision and he is just fucking stupid.

He thinks mental illness (which he probably thinks he can transition into like a gender. fuckin radqueer) is an excuse for everything, he thinks mentally ill + neurodivergent people are all helpless r slurs that dont know any better, he thinks they are "baby bunnies >.<" which he strives to be, a helpless stupid fucking lunatic that can get away with everything because he says he has "prolapsed anus syndrome" which is a syndrome that prolapses your anus. So clearly he isnt in the wrong here guys! he is unaware of his actions and is too fucking stupid to take accountability! NO I MEAN! nyaa im so ableist >.< he is a helpless baby and we should always forgive him because he is too baby bunny boi to learn and be better, kyaaa~!

Ugh.

If youre so fucking mentally unstable, Salem, maybe stay off the fucking internet... we dont need you coming back with your Mexican Sona called "jimmy changa" who is an axolotl boy with a sombrero, poncho and giant breasts.

i have been seeing a lot of people defending puppy lately acting as if people's only issue with him is his furry art. very blatantly ignoring the part where he did genuine racist things, because they know being racist and then blaming it all on an alter is stupid. plurality or not you can still do terrible things. i have had systems explain to me even when their alters do bad things. the rest of the system is still responsible for and should accept the blame of their actions.

reminder, this is why people are the most angry. ""racial delusions"" do not cover this. and if it did this is how you see asian people in your head? not even discerning between chinese and japanese.

i also believe this is what puppy will say is one of his alters, adonis i think her name, is. which makes me wonder if this red panda alter speaks in incredibly broken english, they are obviously very...inspired.

and yes i will draw attention, to this attitude again. because for all the talk about anti blackness, he has no allyship or understanding of his racism against other races. even his gf admitted to formerly defending zionist beliefs. they literally are not capable of forming their own thoughts. they simply parrot what they think gets them the most attention. then backpedal if their audience doesnt agree.

why is this any different from a white person, saying something racist then claiming to be "2% black", to get away from their racist actions.

[itsaspectrumcomic]

this is kind of a vent and a bit of a silly rambled story (ooo story time! but feel free to ignore it if you want it wont bother me)

so i have been researching autism and adhd for roughly a year and a half now and its kinda become a special interest of mine (wild i know lmao) and its actually how i got my adhd diangosis! funnily enough the therapist who diagnosed me for adhd and evaluated me for asd was biased and had no knowledge about adhd or autism... :-] pained smile

(im afab and my sibling is amab and the comparisons between our assesments is insane. they got assesed easily but for me, the therapist was reluctant and judgemental. a great start i know /sarc)

anyway the therapist told me that i couldnt be autistic because even though i scored high, the test my PARENTS filled out for my childhood was very low. i wasnt even asked about my childhood experiences when it came back with a low score. i was just brushed off and told that it was only my adhd and that if i WAS autistic (which im not, according to her) that i would be "high functioning" and that "high functioning" people arent actually autistic. not word for word because i was half listening in shock but the general idea is still there. i have no clue how i even went to this woman tbh.

i have since made a list and included evidence for all the traits ive had since infancy but my parents 100% took the therapists word and are now completely convinced that there is zero chance that i can be on the autism spectrum. fun fact i think theyre both on the spectrum as well and ive talked to my sibling about it too. its wild lol

the thing is i keep going back and forth between denial and acceptance thinking i may be on the spectrum and ive had plenty of friends both professionally and self diagnosed tell me that i am on the spectrum but i cant help but accidentally find ways to invalidate myself and my experiences. i dont know if its worth it to get a professional diagnosis or to just exist as self diagnosed because they both have strong pros and cons. its all very confusing but i can wait 2 years until im a legal adult so i can at least try to get an assesment from a therapist who actually understands autism

i apologize for being so long winded and for any gramatical/spelling errors but i just wanted to thank you for making this blog in general. it feels very validating despite what other people and my negative thoughts try to say about my brain :-] i hope youre doing well !!

'"high functioning" people arent actually autistic'

UGH I hate that so much. I'm not really a fan of the the terms 'high functioning' and 'low functioning' anyway because it doesn't cover how autistic people can be really good at some things and struggle a lot with other things (also known as having a 'spiky profile') and just 'high' or 'low' doesn't properly take that into account, and then there's the whole questionable use of 'functioning' but that's a whole other discussion....

I'm sorry your parents aren't listening. Since autism can be genetic, it's fairly likely they are also on the spectrum and never noticed the traits when you were growing up because it all seemed normal to them.

It's a very personal decision whether or not to try for an official diagnosis, but whatever you decide is valid! The important thing is gaining self-acceptance and learning what works for you. Good luck and I'm so glad you're enjoying this blog :)

[jeonginssa]

front row faeries | i can’t talk here

a/n: i debated whether i should just write out the text conversation but i went for screenshots, i hope that’s okay

pairing: yoon jeonghan x reader

genre: idol jeonghan, fashion designer reader, slow burn, forbidden love, ?enemies? to lovers

word count: 546

screenshots: 2

warnings: none, i dont think

taglist: @junhour

You typed and deleted your message about fifteen times before you even contemplated pressing send. Although your sister was an idol you had always intentionally avoided that world, despite knowing how easy it would be to piggyback off of her fame had you wanted to. You wanted to make your own success, to be revered because you were talented, not because you were Shin Ryujin’s sister. More than that the whole idol thing was kind of weird to you. Wanting fame was one thing but you couldn’t understand wanting to be idolised to that degree. It sounded exhausting and concerning. What goes up must come down and you didn’t think you could handle the moment the other shoe dropped.

The final draft of your message wasn’t eloquent but it was direct and you concluded that was all you needed. You didn’t want Jeonghan getting any strange ideas about your intentions.

[yn] hey, did you mean to follow me? it’s made things quite difficult for me.

You weren’t expecting him to reply for another few hours so when your phone buzzed almost immediately after your message had sent you blinked rapidly.

[jeonghan] hi, i can’t talk here, my number is +82-10-xxxx-xx77

Ryujin had briefly mentioned that all sns accounts were monitored so it made sense but you couldn’t help but feel as though you were being tested. Would texting him make it look as though you were reaching out for less than professional reasons? He had caught you staring at him at your show. Ugh, how mortifying. If you didn’t text him however, you would never get to the bottom of this and your phone would never recover.

Something in your gut told you that Jeonghan was lying. It wasn’t an accident at all. He simply thought it would be a good way to get your attention. You cursed yourself for the fact that it did. You got a notification to say that Jeonghan had unsent his instagram message to you. Clearly he was being truthful in regards to covering his tracks if nothing else. It was a little absurd to you the way idols were forbidden to have lives. You couldn’t begin to imagine what a nightmare it must be for the idiots that date them. None of Ryujin’s partners had lasted long and it didn’t take a genius to work out why. You couldn’t help but wonder why idols bother trying to date in the first place. Aren’t they busy enough? You knew you were.

Since your phone was still inundated with messages and calls you opted to email Bitna, your assistant, to let her know the urgent matter had been dealt with (despite the fact that the issue was very much unresolved) and that you would be at work as expected in the morning. You thanked her for all of her help and decided to destress by working on a garment.

You focused on the whirring of the sewing machine as you hemmed the deep purple, satin shirt you were working on. Every so often your thoughts strayed to Jeonghan and you caught yourself speeding up slightly, cursing as you did so. Sewing had always been meditative to you and you would be damned if you were going to let Yoon Jeonghan ruin it.

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[krylng]

love at first sight~chapter 6

|TW: smut, tristan.

summary: the whole crowd is waiting for you to say the two words. Vox hasn’t shown up yet. will he?

notes: i have never been to a wedding before, so i dont rlly know what happens there.

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”Ms. Sanders? we’re waiting. please hurry up.”

you didn’t know what to do.

you saw Velvette get up in the corner of your eye. you knew she was planning something, but you hoped it would help. Tristan was staring you down, like he was threatening you. his eyes almost said you would pay if you didn’t say, ‘I do.’

velvette walked and tripped, spilling red wine on a lady’s dress. “Oh my god! I am so sorry!” she didn’t sound that sorry, since she was holding back laughter. you smiled. it must have been a distraction. most people came to help the woman, so you snuck away. you were hiding behind a door, but you could still see everything happening. Velvette made her way to you.

“By the way, i wasn't sorry for that woman. that dress was hideous.” she laughed, picturing the ugly dress again. “Vox should be here… any minute.”

you didn’t want to leave if Vox would be here. “alright.” you made your way back up. Velvette tried to call after you, since she didn’t think it was a good idea.

“i think… i think we should continue now.” you said.

“Very well. Mr. Rodger, do you take Ms. Sanders as your wife?”

“I do.” he said with the same evil grin.

“and Ms. Sanders, do you take Mr. Rodger as your husband?”

you took a deep breath. Velvette was flailing her arms to get your attention. you saw Vox standing by the big doors in the corner of your eye.

“I… i…” you saw him bite his lip anxiously. he hoped you had seen him.

“I… I don’t!” you ran towards vox, but slowly since it was hard with heels. the crowd gasped, and your mother growled. Vox swept you off your feet, bridal style.

“those heels are going to slow you down.” he ran towards the exit, and you heard Tristan screaming, “f-fuck…-fucking get her!”

he set you down outside at the parking lot, and he straddled the motorcycle. he tossed you a helmet, and you put it on.

you straddled the motorcycle and grabbed onto him. you watched Tristan walk out, running after you. Vox started the motorcycle and took off.

things were going great. you were escaping, you wouldn’t be married to Tristan, you wouldn’t see your mother again, and, you had Vox.

you turned your head, and Tristan was driving after you in his car. why was this bitch still on your dick?

you signaled for Vox to go faster, so he did. he was swerving in each lane, which trapped tristan. you clung onto him tighter and rested your head on his shoulder. he lifted up your dress a little bit to rub your thigh. he put his hand back on the handlebar. Tristan was now a few cars away. as you exited the highway, you saw tristan drive the wrong way.

he parked the motorcycle at your house. you saw a strange car with boxes inside.

“sorry i was late, i was packing your stuff.”

you hugged him. “here. change into this, and put the dress in this box.” he handed you a pair of clothes and an empty box.

you went inside to change, and you folded the dress.

“ugh, damn it. i dont want you ever having to marry someone else again.”

“i dont want to marry anyone else either.”

“you wont have to.” he got on one knee, holding out a ring case, and opening it with his other hand.

you felt tears coming to your eyes. you covered your mouth with your hand, and nodded. he stood up and picked you up and spinned.

“now, they might be here any second.” he got in the car, and you hopped in the passenger seat.

you drove away, leaving your childhood home behind.

he rubbed your thigh again. “i can’t wait to have you all to myself.”

(minors DNI 🔔)

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“ohh fuck…” you moaned as he thrusted inside you again.

“thank daddy for helping you. thank daddy for risking his life to get you out of there.”

he growled as you just moaned more, not saying anything.

“don’t be a brat for me, say it.”

“thank you daddy..~” you let out a whimper when you felt him hit your sweet spot.

“is this the spot, baby? use your words.”

“m-mhm~ y-yess..” your nails dug into his back when he picked up the pace and bit your neck.

“such a good girl for me. such an obedient little thing for me.”

you’ve never seen him go so fast. he groaned as he released his seed.

you both caught your breath. he moved up a little bit and choked you.

“tell me your mine. tell me you will be mine forever.”

“i’m yours, daddy. i’m yours forever.”

“such a good girl.”

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you snuggled into him, in the usual position.

“goodnight, babe.”