#ubr

[nhami-botri]

nao quero saber de quem é a culpa

ta vendo a bagunça mano arruma

vc pode ser vc aqui atras das cortinas

dinheiro é riqueza

amor é fortuna

mae eu fritei essa fumaça é o fusível

acho q sou eu mae

sera q e possivel?

pq q esse maluco me cortou do seu umbigo?

quero uma tattoo

[elmundotlax69]

RECORRIÓ MARIANA ESPINOSA DE LOS MONTEROS LA UBR DE TLAXCO

#MarianaEspinosa#UBR#Tlaxco#Sedif Esta unidad ha brindado más de 10 mil sesiones y ha atendido a 327 pacientes de enero a mayo de 2023 La presidenta honorífica del Sistema Estatal para el Desarrollo Integral de la Familia (Sedif), Mariana Espinosa de los Monteros Cuéllar recorrió las instalaciones de la Unidad Básica de Rehabilitación (UBR) ubicada en el municipio de Tlaxco, donde supervisó su���

[castroxche]

Castro & his prized cow Ubre Blanca

Castro's Dairy escapades don't end here though

Here's a video from Sam o'Nella

OMG I didn't know there was actually a picture of him with ubre blanca. everyone look.

[historianinthekitchenblog]

Fidel Castro, the iconic Cuban revolutionary leader, was known for his unconventional passions, one of which was a deep-seated love for dairy farming. Castro's affinity for dairy products was not merely gastronomic; it extended to his personal involvement in cattle farming, exemplified by his close relationship with Ubre Blanca, a famous Holstein cow.

Ubre Blanca, meaning "White Udder" in Spanish, gained international fame as one of the world's most productive dairy cows during the 1980s. Castro's dedication to improving Cuba's milk production led him to personally oversee Ubre Blanca's care and breeding. The cow became a symbol of the Cuban government's efforts to achieve self-sufficiency in dairy production, showcasing the leader's hands-on approach to governance.

Castro's passion for dairy farming reflected his broader vision of creating a self-sufficient and sustainable socialist society in Cuba. He believed that a strong agricultural base, including dairy production, was crucial for the country's economic independence. While his leadership style was often controversial, his commitment to improving agricultural practices, including the dairy industry, left a lasting impact on Cuba's development.

Fidel Castro's unusual love for Ubre Blanca and his hands-on involvement in dairy farming underscored the multifaceted nature of his leadership, showcasing a side of him that went beyond the political stage and into the realms of agriculture and personal dedication to his country's progress

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: UBER IS MY INTERNET LOG ON AND 510 IS THE MODEL OF MY CAR DMV: 510 CA AREA CODE Verdict: DENIED

[primepaginequotidiani]

PRIMA PAGINA Mundo Deportivo di Oggi lunedì, 23 dicembre 2024

[a-fix-of-muses]

Currently Listening To: "ubr ets" by ira evrywhr

[henriqueguthblog]

Froid | Rod | Dalsin | SpVic - Veredicto [Rap Box Ep. 100] Prod. Leo Casa 1, Rap Box​ Haikaiss​ Renato Froid Ubr​ #música #cura #wonderfullmusic #coolmusic #nicemusic #videoclipe #goodvibes #peace #calma #cura #curar #amor #alegria #pazeamor #prazer #excelente #enjoy #pleasure #bestmusic #goodmusic #curti #like #olha #escute #veja #song #aproveite #melhormúsicadomundo #cantacomigo #dançacomigo #baila #style #cantoria #cura #curteaí #curta #peace #regar #wonderfull #great #bom #nice #goodwork #banda #melhorartista #artist #glory #froid #cypher #hiphop #rap #clipspsicodelicos #brasil #naciol #nacionalidade

[planet4546b]

i just feel like as soon as this game established that the music in the game is, extremely literally, the background radiation of the universe. a thing i already have extremely specifc emotions about. like that was the exact moment it was going to be over for me forever

having an outer wilds music moment again. but god. solanum and the stranger's part of the traveler melody which isnt the familiar tune you know, is a different melody entirely, but echoes it in some parts....my goddddddd. MY GOD

[elmundotlax69]

CELEBRARÁ SISTEMA ESTATAL DIF A MAMÁS TLAXCALTECAS CON CONCIERTO DE YURI

#SistemaEstatal#DIF#MamasTlaxcaltecas#ConciertoDeYury#Sedif#UBR Los boletos serán gratuitos y se entregarán en las taquillas de El Trébol, las tres UBR estatales y las oficinas del Sedif Con el objetivo de celebrar a las mamás de Tlaxcala y regalarles un momento de alegría en su día, el Sistema Estatal para el Desarrollo Integral de la Familia (Sedif) invita al concierto de Yuri el próximo 12…

[markrosewater]

Black is meant to be the third best colour at instants and sorceries, but there aren't a lot of black "spells matter" cards or mechanics. What do you think are the chances of some day getting a "spells matter" theme in black, perhaps as a UBR mechanic?

One day…

[pikagatogirltits]

Have I ever actually mentioned how addicted I am to brewing Magic decks? I currently have 37 Commander decks... that is to say the decks I currently have physically built for playing with. I just thought it might be fun to share a list of them, complete with Moxfield links. I even sorted them into a few different categories for better organization.

Trans Women of Magic (pet project to build a deck around every canon trans woman on a Magic card)

Alesha Says Trans Rights - Alesha, Who Smiles at Death. RWB power 2 or less recursion shenanigans. My personal favorite deck.

Ballroom Blitz - Xantcha, Sleeper Agent. BR goad and group "hug."

Hit and Run Time - Arcee, Sharpshooter. RW +1/+1 counters and combat tricks.

Legends Never Die - Alesha, Who Laughs at Fate. RB reanimator and +1/+1 counters. (Characters who get multiple cards I'm probably only going to hold myself to building one deck per character, but I like how Granny Alesha plays well enough to build her anyways.)

The Doctors Are In - Rose Noble and The Fourteenth Doctor. WURG Doctor Who themed deck, mainly wins via Gallifrey Stands.

When Fluffy Bunnies Attack - Cadira, Caller of the Small. GW tokens.

Other Favorite Decks

Gatewatch Assemble! - Jared Carthalion. 5 color Superfriends.

Let's Go Lesbians! - Halana and Alena, Partners. RG +1/+1 counters.

Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels! - Chatterfang Squirrel General. BG tokens aristocrats.

Ziatora the Burninator - Ziatora the Incinerator. BRG sacrifice with a strong focus on self reanimating creatures.

Artisan Commander (commons and uncommons only)

A Wizard Did It - Balmor, Battlemage Captain. UR wizard typal and spell slinger.

Iron Gut Rampage - Gut, True Soul Zealot + Agent of the Iron Throne. BR tokens aristocrats.

Rograkh and His Puppy - Rograkh, Son of Rohgahh + Anara, Wolvid Familiar. GR Voltron.

That's a Lot of Elves! - Miara, Thorn of the Glade + Numa, Joraga Chieftain. BG elf typal.

The Ups and Downs of Life - Dina, Soul Steeper. BG lifegain.

To Arms! - Akiri, Fearless Voyager. RW equipment.

Typal Decks

Changeling - Morophon, the Boundless. 5 color changeling "typal" aka a bunch of different typal lords combined with changeling cards.

Cleric - Orah, Skyclave Hierophant. WB cleric typal/graveyard shenanigans with a lifegain subtheme.

Dinosaur - Pantlaza, Sun-Favored. RGW dinosaur typal.

Dragon - Miirym, Sentinel Wyrm. GUR dragon typal that makes lots of token copies.

Dwarf - Depala, Pilot Exemplar. RW dwarf typal with an artifact subtheme (with an emphasis on equipment and vehicles.)

Elemental - Omnath, Locus of the Roil. GUR elemental typal with a land subtheme.

Elf - Marwyn, the Nurturer. G elf typal.

Goblin - General Kreat, the Boltbringer. R goblin typal. (General Kreat is the third commander for this deck after Krenko, Mob Boss and Pashalik Mons as I try to hit the sweet spot of "strong but not too strong for my very casual playgroup.)

Pirate - Admiral Beckett Brass. UBR pirate typal with a treasure subtheme.

Rogue - Anowon, the Ruin Thief. UB rogue typal with mill and theft subthemes. (The mill is mostly there to enable stealing from your graveyard.)

Soldier - Darien, King of Kjeldor. W soldier typal. (Currently considering taking this apart and turning it into RW soldier typal with Commander Mustard at the helm.)

Vampire - Anje, Maid of Dishonor. BR vampire typal with a blood subtheme. (Second iteration of the deck, original one was heavily water damaged by a cat dumping it into the dog's water dish right after I had sleeved it...which managed to save some cards at least.)

Warrior - Tazri, Beacon of Unity. 5 color warrior typal with token subtheme. (Originally a Najeela, the Blade-Blossom deck but not one of those Najeela decks so I changed the commander so I wouldn't get auto targeted for running a powerful commander.)

Werewolf - Tovolar, Dire Overlord. RG werewolf and wolf typal.

Wizard - Naban, Dean of Iteration. U wizard typal ETB shenanigans.

Zombie - Wilhelt, the Rotcleaver. UB zombie typal. (My first ever EDH deck, it used to be helmed by Grimgrin, Corpse-Born.)

Other Decks

Daretti's Scrap Shop - Daretti, Scrap Savant. R artifact aristocrats/recursion.

Double-ment Gum - Yenna, Redtooth Regent. GW enchantments.

Oops! All Creatures! - Nikya of the Old Ways. RG all creatures gimmick deck. (Nikya's "you can't cast noncreature spells" isn't a restriction if I'm not running noncreature spells.)

Slimefoot and Friends - Slimefoot, the Stowaway. BG saproling aristocrats.

Ultimate Showdown - Buttercup, Provincial Princess (Sisay, Weatherlight Captain.) 5-color historic/legends matter with a token subtheme. All Universes Beyond deck, and all creature cards are legendary.

[mtgtips]

Did you hear about the new MTG crosspromotion that gives Grixis Devour?

It's called UBR Eats

Magic the Gathering tip:

[bergdg]

Analyzing Invention: Year of 2024

It’s been another year for the Inventor's Fair, a Magic: the Gathering card design contest blog here on Tumblr. Like all the past years, each week there have been awesome submissions, stunning designs, and marvelous interpretations. I couldn’t be happier being a member of this great collective.

For the uninitiated, each week, a design challenge is announced on the blog and members of the community create cards meeting the design specifications. At the end of the week, a few winners and runner-ups are selected from the submission.

So let’s take a look at the data – what was 2024 like for the Inventor’s Fair?

Art. Katerina of Myra's Marvels. Illustrated by Gaboleps

The Contests

This year, there were a total of 50 contests (51 if you include that the last contest of 2023 started on Dec 31). Most of the year, the contest was judged by either the veteran @abelzumi or by @spooky-bard, who made their judge debut in February 2024 in a contest known as “The Origin.” Together, they helmed 38 of the contests, with the remainder being led by @loreholdlesbian, @follower-of-liliana, @gollumni, and @mistershinyobject.

Throughout the 50 contests, there have been a total of 1,108 entries, which averages to 22 entries per contest. This is down from the previous 2 years, with a grand total of 1,367 entries in 2022 and 1,234 entries in 2023. The contests with the highest number of entries were “Common Wonders” (June 30th) and “Submit” (Nov 17th) with 30 total entries. The contests with the lowest number of entries were “My Better Half” (Feb 11th), “War Never* Changes” (Mar 10th) and “Spoiled for Choice” (June 16th) with 16 total entries.

The title for Most Submissions goes to @nine-effing-hells, who managed to submit a design for EVERY SINGLE contest this year. Additional shout-outs go to those who submitted 40+ times (@bergdg, @izzet-always-r-versus-u, @helloijustreadyourpost, @hypexion, and @misterstingyjack) as well as those who submitted for the first time or returned this year (51 entrants!): a quick hello to our most recent: @justicefortyvarkell! In total, there were a total of 119 unique entrants this year.

Line Graph of the Number of Entries Per Contest. Blue dots represent the number of entries for a contest, and the green line represents the 3-contest average.

The Submissions

As mentioned above, there were a total of 1,108 submissions this year as part of the 50 contests. Let's dig into some of the details.

Card Type (Submissions can be in multiple categories)

Creatures: 528

Enchantment: 184

Sorcery: 171

Instant: 150

Artifact: 107

Battle: 16

Land: 11

Planeswalker: 3

Once again, Creatures takes the crown. Enchantments got a nice boost with Rooms being a new subtype, helping push Enchantments into 2nd place this year.

Mana Value

MV 3: 311

MV 4: 253

MV 2: 236

MV 5: 107

MV 1: 82

MV 6: 61

MV 0: 23

MV 7: 22

MV 8: 7

MV 9+: 6

It's always fun to see a bell curve happen in real life. Here, we have it centered on Mana Value 4. This is similar to previous years.

Rarity

Rare: 475

Uncommon: 358

Common: 152

Mythic: 123

Once again, Rare entries were the ultimate winner. It's always fun to design those splashy cards. But, you can never count out Uncommons, the workhorses of any deck, who came in second.

Color Identity (At least partial of the listed color)

Black: 372

Blue: 344

White: 340

Red: 329

Green: 251

Colorless: 45

Once again, Green is the least designed for color, way behind the rest of the pack. The rest are within 50 entries of each other, with Black keeping the Monarch for the second year in a row (Red last held the crown for 2022). Mono-colored designs held to almost the same pattern, with just a swap between white (120) and blue (117).

Color Identity: Pairs Top 3

Orzhov (WB): 60

Dimir (UB): 53

Rakdos (BR): 49

Color Identity: Shards and Wedges Top 3

Esper (WUB): 10

Grixis (UBR), Jeskai (URW), Mardu (RWB): 8

In both the 2 and 3 colors, it's also comes to no surprise that Black played a major role.

Finally, let's take a look at folks who have been selected as Winners / Runner-Ups this year. Instead of looking at total times selected, I'll be listing it by the "batting average," or the number of times selected by the total number of their entries.

Top 5, by "Batting Average" (And selected at least 5 times)

@reaperfromtheabyss: 0.53, with 40 entries

@nine-effing-hells: 0.52, with 50 entries

@bergdg: 0.47, with 45 entries

@corporalotherbear: 0.47, with 36 entries

@izzet-always-r-versus-u: 0.45, with 44 entries

Special shout-outs to a few of the participants who, although they didn't submit many times, they sure packed a punch!

@nyxbird: A perfect 1.00 batting average, with 3 entries

@deg99: 0.75, with 4 entries

@brookeuwo and @genericaura: Both 0.500, with 4 entries

Art. Team Pennant. Illustrated by Anna Fehr

Special Request: Legendary Cards

At the request of @xenobladexfan, let's do a little deep-dive on the Legendary Cards submitted this year.

Out of all the entries, we had 190 submissions (~17% of the total) that were Legendary (or partial Legendary, such as The Intrepid Albamarl // Find the Scoop from @reaperfromtheabyss).

Let's do a quick break-down!

By Type

Legendary Creature: 152

Legendary Enchantment: 10

Legendary Artifact: 8

Legendary Artifact Creature: 7

Legendary Enchantment Creature: 4

Planeswalker: 3

Legendary Creature // Other Type: 2

By Rarity

Rare: 100

Mythic: 71

Uncommon: 17

Common: 2

And by Color Identity (At least partial of the listed color)

White: 83

Red: 78

Black: 72

Blue: 70

Green: 64

Colorless: 3

The most designed color identities for Legendary Cards were Mono-White, Gruul (RG) and Orzhov (WB), each at 14 entries. Looks like Green got a little win here!

In total, 66 entrants submitted Legendary designs, with a special shout-out going to @misterstingyjack, who made the most (13).

Art. Heroes Podium. Illustrated by Willian Murai

Finale

Well, I think that sums up this year. As always, it's always fun participating in the @inventors-fair. If you've wanted to try your hand at designing cards for Magic, come join us! And if it's been a while, come on back :).

See you in 2025! Maybe it will be the Year of Green. ;)

[xochiquetza3autora]

Una tarde le pregunté a mi hijo si le importaria seguirme escaleras arriba a mi habitación porque estaba caliente y de humor para un creampie espeso. Mi hijo lo hizo, una semana después su padre estaba feliz con la noticia de que estaba embarazada nuevamente. Después de que dí a luz le volvía pedir a mi hijo que me acompañará escaleras arriba para darme otra dosis de su caliente y espesa crema de bebés. Mi esposo se volvió a poner feliz por ese nuevo embarazo, el pobre ni se imagina que me he estado embarazando de los bebés de mi propio hijo. En cambio mi hijo, mi semental, al verme sentada amamantando a su bebé y con otro bebé en mi barriga me dijo "mami cuando desinfles esa barriga quiero que me lleves escaleras arriba de nuevo; quiero verte panzona otra otra vez con un bebé en cada teta. Mientras tanto te voy a dar mi leche como tú se la das a mi bebé, abre la boca" y así lo hice, le mamé la verga A mi hijo, mientras amamantaba a su hija/hermana y en la barriga tenía a su otra hija/hermana creciendo. No puedo esperar a que nazca mi segunda hija nieta y que mi semental me vuelva a llenar de su leche para que me crezca un tercer bebé de mi hijo en el vientre; me muero de ganas por cumplirle la fantasía a mi hijo y mamarle la verga mientras tengo una cría en cada ubre y la tercera en mi abultada panza de madre abnegada preñada.