#ubr

[nhami-botri]

nao quero saber de quem é a culpa

ta vendo a bagunça mano arruma

vc pode ser vc aqui atras das cortinas

dinheiro é riqueza

amor é fortuna

mae eu fritei essa fumaça é o fusível

acho q sou eu mae

sera q e possivel?

pq q esse maluco me cortou do seu umbigo?

quero uma tattoo

[elmundotlax69]

RECORRIÓ MARIANA ESPINOSA DE LOS MONTEROS LA UBR DE TLAXCO

#MarianaEspinosa#UBR#Tlaxco#Sedif Esta unidad ha brindado más de 10 mil sesiones y ha atendido a 327 pacientes de enero a mayo de 2023 La presidenta honorífica del Sistema Estatal para el Desarrollo Integral de la Familia (Sedif), Mariana Espinosa de los Monteros Cuéllar recorrió las instalaciones de la Unidad Básica de Rehabilitación (UBR) ubicada en el municipio de Tlaxco, donde supervisó su…

[historianinthekitchenblog]

Fidel Castro, the iconic Cuban revolutionary leader, was known for his unconventional passions, one of which was a deep-seated love for dairy farming. Castro's affinity for dairy products was not merely gastronomic; it extended to his personal involvement in cattle farming, exemplified by his close relationship with Ubre Blanca, a famous Holstein cow.

Ubre Blanca, meaning "White Udder" in Spanish, gained international fame as one of the world's most productive dairy cows during the 1980s. Castro's dedication to improving Cuba's milk production led him to personally oversee Ubre Blanca's care and breeding. The cow became a symbol of the Cuban government's efforts to achieve self-sufficiency in dairy production, showcasing the leader's hands-on approach to governance.

Castro's passion for dairy farming reflected his broader vision of creating a self-sufficient and sustainable socialist society in Cuba. He believed that a strong agricultural base, including dairy production, was crucial for the country's economic independence. While his leadership style was often controversial, his commitment to improving agricultural practices, including the dairy industry, left a lasting impact on Cuba's development.

Fidel Castro's unusual love for Ubre Blanca and his hands-on involvement in dairy farming underscored the multifaceted nature of his leadership, showcasing a side of him that went beyond the political stage and into the realms of agriculture and personal dedication to his country's progress

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: UBER IS MY INTERNET LOG ON AND 510 IS THE MODEL OF MY CAR DMV: 510 CA AREA CODE Verdict: DENIED

[totallyjazzed]

(Left: Fayinn’s original look. Right: Fayinn after being compleated)

Fayinn the Unsupervised, Acting Guildmaster of the Izzet League

"The problem with Instant Coffee is that it's not, well, instant."

This once planebound Vedalken pyromancer always takes her job very seriously, despite a casual and frequently abrasive demeanour. She also frequently considers herself to be the smartest person in the room, and irritatingly she is often correct.

She fled to the Izzet from the Simic Combine when she was young and has since been an active member of the guild since, working her way up to the rank of Senior Researcher. She is best known within the League for her volatile "Instant Coffee Machine", as well as being the only person known on record to master the art of transferring a planeswalker spark into a different person, a skill she used to grant herself one during the War of the Spark. She considers herself and her companions Enka of the Gruul Clans, Uzax of the Simic Combine, Eborea of the Boros Legion, and Isaza of the Golgari Swarm to have been instrumental in Bolas’ defeat, though nobody else does.

After the Phyrexian threat was accidentally introduced to Ravnica by Uzax, Fayinn, now Acting Guildmaster since Ral Zarek's departure, developed a strong dislike for planeswalkers and their reluctance to visit Ravnica and offer help, warn other planes, or even just witness the chaos for themselves. Eventually, she tore out her own spark and sealed it away before giving herself to the Phyrexians on Ravnica in exchange for the League being left alone. Her arrangement was betrayed following her compleation, and the proposed ceasefire did not take place, but she was able to restore her spark and mostly break free of Phyrexian influence, a plan she herself had set in motion before having it wiped from her mind by an associate from House Dimir.

She has since resumed her duties as Guildmaster, while running her own experiments on extraplanar technology, compleated Ravnicans, and the eternally strange properties of glistening oil. She holds no loyalty to her fellow Phyrexians nor to her fellow Planeswalkers, only to the members of the Izzet League and the few people she sees as friends.

[a-fix-of-muses]

Currently Listening To: "ubr ets" by ira evrywhr

[primepaginequotidiani]

PRIMA PAGINA El Mundo di Oggi martedì, 10 settembre 2024

[henriqueguthblog]

Froid | Rod | Dalsin | SpVic - Veredicto [Rap Box Ep. 100] Prod. Leo Casa 1, Rap Box​ Haikaiss​ Renato Froid Ubr​ #música #cura #wonderfullmusic #coolmusic #nicemusic #videoclipe #goodvibes #peace #calma #cura #curar #amor #alegria #pazeamor #prazer #excelente #enjoy #pleasure #bestmusic #goodmusic #curti #like #olha #escute #veja #song #aproveite #melhormúsicadomundo #cantacomigo #dançacomigo #baila #style #cantoria #cura #curteaí #curta #peace #regar #wonderfull #great #bom #nice #goodwork #banda #melhorartista #artist #glory #froid #cypher #hiphop #rap #clipspsicodelicos #brasil #naciol #nacionalidade

[kilala1148]

I'm unable to find a job and while I don't fully regret my decision to leave my old one, there's still that little part of me that does

The responses I've gotten so far:

1. You have too much experience ( I was a manager )

2. You don't have enough experience ( the other jobs that are available have stupid "+2 years in this field" requirements, and yes they mean it )

3. You're not the right fit

4. We're going with someone else

5. It's too slow right now ( off-season )

It doesn't matter if I tell them " hey idc if I have mng xp I just need a fucking job plz" they don't fucking care

Working from home [remote] doesn’t seem like it’ll happen bc I’m not “hardlined” [not on wifi and literally cannot run an ethernet cable up to our room]  Plus they require you to have a quiet area, I don’t have that either bc of dogs and living at the end of a cul-de-sac

Oh and I also have to go through all the fucking fake, scam job postings too.

If my Fiance wasn’t helping me with my bills I’d lose my car I’d be fucked

I’m 100%, definitely not doing Uber, DoorDash, or Instacart. Nope, never bc that would increase my insurance by a stupid amount [def not doing it *cough cough*]

I’m falling into a pit so fucking deep its not fucking fun and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[elmundotlax69]

CELEBRARÁ SISTEMA ESTATAL DIF A MAMÁS TLAXCALTECAS CON CONCIERTO DE YURI

#SistemaEstatal#DIF#MamasTlaxcaltecas#ConciertoDeYury#Sedif#UBR Los boletos serán gratuitos y se entregarán en las taquillas de El Trébol, las tres UBR estatales y las oficinas del Sedif Con el objetivo de celebrar a las mamás de Tlaxcala y regalarles un momento de alegría en su día, el Sistema Estatal para el Desarrollo Integral de la Familia (Sedif) invita al concierto de Yuri el próximo 12…

[planet4546b]

i just feel like as soon as this game established that the music in the game is, extremely literally, the background radiation of the universe. a thing i already have extremely specifc emotions about. like that was the exact moment it was going to be over for me forever

having an outer wilds music moment again. but god. solanum and the stranger's part of the traveler melody which isnt the familiar tune you know, is a different melody entirely, but echoes it in some parts....my goddddddd. MY GOD

[markrosewater]

I feel like a few tribes are completely misrepresented and others are appallingly underrepresented. Take Vampires a huge well supported creature type. But it's the wrong color. Why are MTG vamps RWB instead of something better matching their lore like UBR? I mean in Dracula himself has telepathy, mindcontrol and can shapeshift all Blue baby. And where are my minotaurs?! The former MTG mascot so painfully underrepresented. Add black to them to represent that a minotaur is a cursed creature.

A few things.

Magic will do it's take on things, so how they're represented in the game is not always exactly what you see elsewhere.

There are a lot of Vampires with blue, just not many that are monoblue.

Minotaurs are something we like to include where appropriate, but they aren't as clean a fit for many worlds.

[mtgtips]

Did you hear about the new MTG crosspromotion that gives Grixis Devour?

It's called UBR Eats

Magic the Gathering tip:

[xochiquetza3autora]

Una tarde le pregunté a mi hijo si le importaria seguirme escaleras arriba a mi habitación porque estaba caliente y de humor para un creampie espeso. Mi hijo lo hizo, una semana después su padre estaba feliz con la noticia de que estaba embarazada nuevamente. Después de que dí a luz le volvía pedir a mi hijo que me acompañará escaleras arriba para darme otra dosis de su caliente y espesa crema de bebés. Mi esposo se volvió a poner feliz por ese nuevo embarazo, el pobre ni se imagina que me he estado embarazando de los bebés de mi propio hijo. En cambio mi hijo, mi semental, al verme sentada amamantando a su bebé y con otro bebé en mi barriga me dijo "mami cuando desinfles esa barriga quiero que me lleves escaleras arriba de nuevo; quiero verte panzona otra otra vez con un bebé en cada teta. Mientras tanto te voy a dar mi leche como tú se la das a mi bebé, abre la boca" y así lo hice, le mamé la verga A mi hijo, mientras amamantaba a su hija/hermana y en la barriga tenía a su otra hija/hermana creciendo. No puedo esperar a que nazca mi segunda hija nieta y que mi semental me vuelva a llenar de su leche para que me crezca un tercer bebé de mi hijo en el vientre; me muero de ganas por cumplirle la fantasía a mi hijo y mamarle la verga mientras tengo una cría en cada ubre y la tercera en mi abultada panza de madre abnegada preñada.

[cugareal]

you whores will be like "UBR card draw deck! :3" and it will be four thousand eight hundred and eighty four dollars and eighty something cents and i will be like wow. what is inflating the price that high! and it has badlands and mana drain and mana crypt and jeweled lotus and mox diamond and chrome mox and volcanic island and Shut The Fuck Up. Get That :3 Out Of There You Sick Son Of A Bitch