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i started hating the v quick icon i was using w the handle change so i made this one & i like it way better haha
#doodles#oh my god how do u even tag for non fandom things anymore#wow have i ever posted literally anything non marvel#oh no i have forgotten. i have forgotten myself & the old ways#uhhhh#i guess i just wont lmao#also theyre like intended to be conjoined twin cats#the generator gave me duocatt & i did not just see two cats. i saw two cats but like this. and i said yeah sign me up
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frog documentation. frogcumentation
I think I mentioned a while back I'd post nibling frog momence after the gift's done given. which happened on the 2nd this month I just forgot lmao. anyways we can do it now. I used the boigameista pattern scaled up to four pieces of A4 print paper and decided to double deck it to a two layer thing, not unlike a pillow, for ease of washin. because it was gonna be gifted to a one year old child
took a long time and made a number of mistakes bc hand sewing makes me worse as a person but this guy was done in time for the birthday occasion and that's what matters. chose non-fuzzy fabrics for it because we live in a dense city in the tropics and from personal experience if I hug something made of fur I would explode. the original plan included felt patterns on its back for bonus textures for baby but that wouldn't stretch well along with the rest of the thing so had to hold that back. eventually we got this
zipper across its ass, the coat type of zipper bc I miscalculated when ordering. but it did have a shape and that's all that matters to me. will be a fun game for the baby to grow up and be severely misinformed about what a frog looks like
happy extremely late birthday to this thing also
#bakuspecial#uhhhh. whats my craft tag. I forgor. update this later#frog plush babeyyyy#I want this thing to last until the heat death of the universe so I felled all the seams down. dont recommend doing this by hand#Im so stubborn lmao I refuse to get a serger I will simply get better at hand sewing instead. damn its taking kinda long#there used to be a Lot more frogs around hanoi. but the lack of clean water ponds and lakes have driven down the population#I live like right at the edge of the city rn tho (will no longer be the case in five years) so there are still a lot of aminals#house robins. skinks. fireflies (!!!!). praying mantises. tree frogs#they love to hang out at the fountain inside the complex right across the street. had to pick em up to return to the fountain#from the hot brick tiled ground a few times#theyre so small. theyre so small....#I miss house geckos they dont show up a lot in our apartment. I wish they would they would love the cockroaches around here#and of course. bc the kind of rice we eat is more short-grained and thus usually not all the way dried like the longer-grained type we have#so many rice weevils. do u know those little fucks do not drown for a Long time#do u know they lay eggs inside the rice grains and that's how u find out ur rice about to become the weevil beverly hill#by washing the rice and seeing hollowed out grains float up. I have become an expert at this.#but I get to see skinks in random bushes so who am I to be pissed about that. skinks rule#this has been baku talks about animals for a mile of tags. thank u for listening#well. its evening and the family wants to go out so that's what we're doin. hope u have a good time too wherever u are#see u this midnight when I reblog every new posts I've made in the last week or so lmao
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hmmm
sits politely
Do you think ??? likes any animal
she loves FLIES !!!!🪰🪰🪰
#her and flies are besties#‘are flies an animal’ thread closed by moderators after 10283 replies#also#i thought u were talking about the damn ???% at first from mob psychie LOL i sat there for 5 minutes thinking like uhhhh#well i think he’d like. Dogs .#i do like that she is redacted in ur brain tho i feel like that is the correct way for her to be#she’s just an anomaly of some kind. An occurence even#cramswering#thank you for asking me about her🙏 i miss her every day really#i swear im going to answer the rest of the asks about my ocs soon i just havent really felt like a person these last few days#U know how it is
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Wait nvm my bad I lied, I do have something for Valentine’s Day—
(Other doodles under a cut)
Also I just found out what the alt text feature does :0. I didn’t notice it before (TwT ;)7. I’m gonna try it out and see how it works! I’ll just uh translate my awful handwriting outside of it here: the third image in this section says “(telling him the whole Bloodborne lore)”.
Okie dokie, Happy Valentine’s Day, I am gonna be celebrating by not doing a whole lot lol
#castlevania#castlevania games#castlevania game#akumajou dracula#simon belmont#getsu fuma den#Getsu Fuma#art post#my art#happy valentine's day#uhhhh do they even have a ship tag#idk how to make those are there like linguistic rules to that 💀💀💀💀💀💀#simuma? fumon? how does one combine these names in a way that sounds passable lmaooo#lol anyway yippie it’s the creature hunter guys#did u guys know I gotta find it but there’s a Konami Wai Wai World sprite where Fuma is taller than Simon fun fact—#it’s one of those group sprites I have it in my phone gallery somewhere augh#I’ll post about it eventually hopefully#augh I should also be posting this to instagram but ehhhhhhh#anyway Simon would play bloodborne canon can confirm I am the ps4 controller in the doodle#also aaaaaa I forgot to write the little kanji on Fuma’s forehead noooooooo—#I always forget it’s there it’s so tiny and hard to write when you’re drawing something tiny (_ _ )#should I tag this as like a magnet drawing wait#magnet is one of the songs ever written#magnet vocaloid#holiday post
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wow guys look what i made isnt that crazy
art creds
#its supposed to be a rentry graphic idk u can tell lmao...#IGNORE the shit star its part of its charm. (lying through my teeth)#how do i tag this#do i even dare tag it#yeah i do#alban knox#nijisanji en#rentry graphics#UHHHH FUCK#thats it i suppose...#if some silly out there decides to use this. idc for credit just dont say u made it bc u DIDNT!!!!! thats all.#i lobe alban knox guys
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i have this unfounded theory that a lot of media is so consumed with trying to one-up each other and be different that they forget that simplicity is often just as effective of a tool in telling a compelling and cohesive story
#uhhhh me#i'm not sure different is the right word but idk how else to say it#like they're trying to show how creative and unique they are but at the cost of telling a straightforward story. u know#i just saw IF and the first half of the movie was actually really good#it gave me old school kids movie vibes#but when they introduced the concept of the retirement home full of imaginary friends it kinda got convoluted#to me it was them trying to put a spin on the concept of imaginary friends by bureaucracy-fying it#but in the end that whole idea wasn't even necessary#it had very little to do with bea's arc and the interviews went on for too long for no reason except to get laughs#when the movie didn't need it! it already had a casual funny tone!#to me the movie could have just kept with blossom and blue and cal (and keith if you really want)#and forgone the entire retirement altogether#just have bea trying to reunite blossom and blue with their humans and then reuniting cal with herself#like yeah sure you lose the hopeful ending of all the IFs finding humans again HOWEVER i feel that wasn't the point of the movie anyway#the point was bea needing to learn it's okay to still be a kid in hard times and it's okay to still need childish things when you grow up#it's simple but simplicity works#ofc nuance not saying complex movies can never be good bc a lot of them are#it's just that i feel like convolution is becoming more and more of a problem in media#source: i watch way too many damn movies
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if I had a nickel every time I watched an anime where a character voiced by Patrick Seitz blows up a character voiced by Griffin Puatu I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice-
#chat does this mean anything to u?#this is uhhhh#kunikida and Tecchou (obvs) and then cursed arm and Tristan#so fucking good both times- they're two of my favorite#I believe?? they also May have a moment in beastars as Riz and Louis but idk if they fight (they don't I think it's just rip and the wolf)#MY GOD actually lemme just say rq-#(and mutuals -I sincerely apologize for this pls don't judge me)#hearing Patrick seitz talk about how the only way to love herbivores is to eat them Gave Me All The Diseases /pos#“I can't remember his face or voice anymore but I can remember his taste and smell like it was yesterday”#“our claws and fangs are for devouring the helpless... im sure ill never forget ur taste either” WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT#“I was saving the pretty boy but he was delicious” fucking kill me rn do it-#I don't even watch beastars I just say a clip and went bonkers cuz ofc I recognized his voice-
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sweethearts. i am . i.
#i didnt look at the irl calendar for the year that the story im writing takes place#i mean i did but not for the part im at rough drafting right now#im uhhhh how do u day. Mildly inconvenienced??? u might even say fucked#this probably works out but im uh hmm i am. might mess me up mentally for the forseeable future.#breathing in and out of a paper bag rn in my mind spiritually
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got COCKBLOCKED in my own HOUSE (both literally and figuratively 🤔)
#f.txt#the house is my dreams. but the dream was in my house#ANYWAYS I HAD A DREAM. WHERE I WAS GONNA FUCK ANAKIN. BUT I DIDN'T BC DGSKDHSJHD#MY MOM CAME INTO THE ROOM 😭😭😭#so it started with anakin and me in a room. anakin was on a desk with his back to me working on some stuff on a computer#he was wearing s shiny tight leather jacket and jeans. and FUCK did he look delicious. just incredible#so i go to him and i like lift up his jacket from behind and start grabbing his waist.#and then i grab his crotch and start rubbing it (he had a tiny dick <3) (AND I STILL REMEMBER THE FEELING OF IT 😭😭😭😭)#at first he doesn’t want to and he kinda resists. but we all know im into that shit.#but then actually he does get into it and wants to. so i take him and push him into the bed#OK DGDJHF actually there was someone else who wanted to fuck him too in the room with us#idk who it was and for some reason all i remember is that it was spiderman (but i go like BITHC IM gonna fuck him)#(actually i think we agreed to both do it or smth idk) so then there's like some dick grabbing action going on#and then. my mom comes in.#and I'm like. girl. why. why would u do this to me. how could u fucking do this to me. do u not see me having THE moment of my life.#so she uhh sees us. and she's like uhhhh. and we make like if we weren't doing anything ahaaa whaat nothing weird going on here.#so in a desperate attempt to continue i grab anakin's hand and take him to the other room. where apparently there's my brother.#and i want to cry. bc CANT A GIRL HAVE HER PRIVACY PLS (like i get it irl but NOT EVEN IN NY DREAMS 😭😭)#anyways so instead we just like. lay in bed. im between his legs bc no one's gonna fucking get me out of ther now lmao#and we start playing clapping games. bc what else are we supposed to do. and my mom COMES IN HERE too#to u know check up on what we're doing. and the position is uhh not innocent but we're like hey we're just playing.#so she leaves. and then we get up and run in circles lmao.#but anyways yeah that was the end of the anakin fucking 😭😭😭#then it was hours of me having to listen to my mom and aunt talking about life hardships or smth#OH BUT THE END. i had another lil dream about exo/specifically kai. SPECIFICALLY about his thighs.#like there was a comeback or smth but his thighs were incredible. and then there's like a dance scene but he's mini tiny shorts#and when he moves u can See Things 😳👀#anyway that is the story. no anakin fucking for me 😭😭😭😭😭😭#i feel like this dream is so. representation of my Life. like yeah. this is literally my life.
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12/05/2023
literally colonised my best friends office <3
#the thing about studying sciences is you will NOT escape mitosis and meiosis#its just that now its in such excruciating detail and im not even learning abt it im learning abt DNA packing#as a lead up to fuckin protein synthesis which is my WEAKNESS like even at the highschool level of detail it sucked so much#anyway. convincing myself that writing stuff out means i have learned.#how do the studyblr girls have such aesthetic setups i WISH bruh#this is uhhhh gremlin academia. chaotic academia. sitting hunched on the wrong side of an office desk in a cramped ass corner w ur friend#who is doing her grown ass adult job by the way. i was at the university library nearby and then my ipad fuckin DIED bc do u think#i charge my devices beforehand? NO! productivity strikes me and i RUN before it abandons me again so i barged in and stole her charger#but! i got something done! better than nothing!#one day ill work out how i wanna organise this blog but for now its just a liveblog basically
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☹️☹️☹️
WENT 2 THE STORE 2 PICK UP MY COLLECTORS EDITIOJ ZELDA TOTK ... they didnt have it yet ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
got iced latte ... for morale .......... heartbroken 💔💔💔💔💔💔
#i am so sad ................#i was so excited ........ now i have to WAIT#sad enough 2 blog abt it . i n ever post anything........ i will delete this once the game is in my hands....#guess ill uhhhh fill up this blogs queue#i was even dressed zeldacore in zonai green 4 this u guys dont know how much i truly do worship botw
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guys i'm thinking i might do another post of sillydumb things that will never happen soon
#i made that one uhhhh 'pick a thing i want that wont ever happen' poll that was mostly naddpod options with a splash of d20#anyways sequel to that poll#probs less options bc last one filled all ten options and i'm not That creative! 20 total stupidsilly ideas??#hey i'm good at being stupidsilly but not at having ideas#also just to be Completely clear. yes this concept is just to bleed out all the stupid brainthings that i come up with#and make other people read them#and then sometimes they say i'm so epic for my thoughts actually mwahahaha {:<#no but also ppl did mention how they were bad ideas so it evens out#anyways. thinking abt if i will do any redos from last poll or not. hmm im considering (mostly bc murph adventuring academy. u know me.)
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ok am i completely misunderstanding social interaction here or is reminding someone of the previously decided plan for dinner (that wasnt even your own idea) not inherently telling them that you are the one going to cook it
#alpaca.txt#my dads started doing a thing where he gets mad at me for not cooking dinner. but i wasnt aware i was supposed to#bc the entirety of the dinner conversation was “what are we having for dinner?” “uhhhh i think we decided x”#i dont mind cooking! i like cooking! but i need to know Several Hours in advance so i can allocate my energy accordingly! not AT DINNER TIM#its especially annoying bc he only seems to do this on days i have work and come home so tired i need to lie down for several hours#and so have v little energy. so. days I WOULD NOT be volunteering to cook#“oh i thought when we did the plan at the weekend u volunteered” <- him. NO!!! i work 3 days a week!!! i know how tired i am after work!#if i HAD agreed then it would NOT be a Work Day dinner!! itd be on a nonworkday!! any of the 4 other days!!!#and ive been TRYING to offer to cook on other days but NOoOOOo my food ''''isnt healthy enough''''' (it was. fish+veg+rice??)#(not even a lot of rice. mostly veg??? a small bit of sauce for the fish?? a meal they like)
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H-h-hey.. senpai… I was wondering if you could make more about Mr Crawling! (I LOVEDDD YOUR PREVIOUS FAN FIC ABT HIM) because he’s such a cutie tbh and I love him sm so I was wondering maybe if you could make something about how he would react to the reader spending more time with someone else (coworker preferably!)
Feel free to ignore if you don’t want to do this..!
(Can I be 🦁 anon?)
the jealous type!
His face scrunches. “Not you… smell bad. Someone else.”
‧₊ ᵎᵎ 🌊 ⋅ ˚✮ omg my first anon >.< ofc u can be 🦁 anon!!!!
warnings. more fluff/comfort hehe, spoilers for end04
It’s late when you return home. If it was any other day, you’d be scheming around the streets with your crowbar- but life is different now.
You have a commitment at home. Your new roommate… boyfriend? thing. It’s almost as routine as having a pet; coming home, giving him a pat on the head, giving him his completely normal legally obtained soup and ending the day snuggled up on the sofa with him at your feet.
Sure, he’s the one who came with you all the way from that other world and didn’t have any friends here, but does that mean you can’t? It’s not like you could bring Mr. Crawling with you to work, or after work drinks with your coworkers. Normal people can still see him, after all. He’s just… a little hard for other people to notice- you picked up on that when your parents dropped by on an impromptu visit one evening.
When you kick your shoes off when you come in through the front door, you feel guilty. You can tell he’s a bit down- of course, Mr. Crawling still tackled greeted you with his overzealous, unnecessarily over the top hug.
“You return!” he says, every time without fail.
“I return,” you reply, petting his head, but something feels off. He doesn’t let go immediately, and his usual enthusiasm is muted.
Mr. Crawling pauses, his face stuffed into your neck. You quirk a brow, curiously eyeing him as he takes a big sniff of your skin and clothes. His face scrunches. “Not you… smell bad. Someone else.”
Is he the jealous type? Wow, and since when was his sense of smell so good?
“You can smell my friend?” you blink at him, cringing as you feel a knot in your stomach. You try to explain, “Uhm… someone else… uhhhh… my friend.”
“Other friend?” Mr. Crawling frowns, sitting back on his feet, the space between you growing slightly colder.
You pull yourself up from the floor, careful to meet his uncertain gaze. “Other friend,” you confirm.
“Friend… same me?”
You sigh, wishing this language was more descriptive. It’s hard to explain something so complex when neither of you really understands it fully. You tap your fingers nervously against your leg, thinking. “I don’t understand…” you sigh, the weight of the misunderstanding settling on you. “They’re human.”
Mr. Crawling’s frown only grows deeper. He shakes his head, and scoots himself closer to you. He wraps his arms around your waist, his hair falling over the both of you as if trying to shield you from everything outside of your house. “Friend like this?”
Resting your head on his shoulder, you let out a content sigh. “Not like this, Crawling.”
“You one. You me two. Not like three.” His grip tightens around you, pulling you as close as he possibly can, like he’s afraid you’ll slip away. “Me like you. Worry… not like me. Gone long time… Smell someone else.”
You pull back slightly, feeling the pressure of his arms around you. He’s not just possessive, he’s scared. You stretch your arms out. “Like you. Big like. See? This much!” You hold your hands closer together, parallel to each other. “Friend ok. Little like. Understand?”
You chuckle lightly, but the soft pang in your chest makes you pause. “You get it now, Crawling?” you mumble. You reach up and scratch his head absently, a familiar gesture that seems to soothe both of you. “Uhm… when I leave, I go to work. You know work, right?” He nuzzles into your palm, and you just assume he does, for the time being. “Work friend! Not important. You important. You, uh… you understand me?”
“Me understand,” he murmurs into your palm, his cool lips tickling the skin. “Smell bad… Me only like you. You smell good."
"I know you like me, Crawling. I like you, too."
He lets out a satisfied hum, his body relaxing again, and for a brief moment, you wonder if he’s truly getting it—or if he just likes the idea of being yours as much as you like the idea of him being yours. He pulls your head closer to his chest, and that’s when you decide you don’t really need to build rapport with your coworkers that much, not when you have a cute ghost waiting for you back at home.
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as much as ppl like to meme on how fury road's plot is just "they drive across the desert and drive back" i think the simplicity is what made it work so well and gave it room to be a high octane over-the-top action movie. when i watch furiosa and see how much intricate backstory they're trying to fit into it i just can't help but realize how much that attempt at intricacy made the movie's pacing and structure very wonky
#uhhhh me#i think the movie should have started with furiosa trying to escape the citadel and the subsequent raid on the rig#and then drip fed us her childhood stuff from there#i'm just saying fury road didn't start the movie explaining in length what happened to max's family#(i know that stuff is probably already explained in the previous movies which i haven't seen)#(but fury road is basically a reboot and even without knowing the full story of what happened)#(you are shown just enough to know that it haunts him and how it affects his actions now)#idk my least favourite type of prequel movies are the ones that are just 'let me show you the events in sequential order'#they're more concerned with giving you information than they are with being a movie. do u catch my drift#(addendum to 4th tag: apparently they're not strictly max's family but it doesn't matter rly. u just have to know he cared for them and-#-failed to save them)
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#cant make it an Official List Item because. Reasons (yikes as fuck) but#yeah that about sums it up. Yikes As Fuck#unfortunately it seems persistent & there is more recent evidence to support the uhhhh almost-list-iteming#it's like 1 feature too like come on lmfao this is too easy pls raise the bar a little yeah?#especially since the reason for not list iteming is soooo extra fucked it should definitely cancel it out but here we are#sigmund do ur thing man i know you have some weird theory on this highly specific scenario#what a stupid combination of things for my brain to recognize as Yeah actually this is fantastic despite all logic & reason. Very Super Goo#i love it when the left and right hemispheres go to war it's so cool and fun and not annoying at all#honestly the less i know the worst it is so maybe if i just bit the bullet it could fuck off however that would be less exciting#hm#each day i sink to new lows. it's incredible really#how do u even make friends when ur interests are a clusterfuck of mismatched topics especially morally sketchy ones#i need to apply for weird jobs im definitely the person for some of them#or some outlet for being generally unconventional#pls dont tell me my only option is That Lady & her friends. we are not the same
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