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mifhortunach Ā· 1 year ago
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tony soprano steely dan saturday sunday
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halestrom Ā· 6 months ago
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Director's commentary: Cockblock
Alright, this is gonna be LONG bc I have so many feelings about this story. So also, a read more, for reasons. I apologize in advance, not really.
Also? Spoilers? I guess if you haven't read the fic. Which if you do wanna read it you can find it here
first off, the moment that started it all bc tbh that's how 90% of these fics start. some random ass comment one of us make and it just takes off. (looking at u blank space)
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So two things that were very evident for me with this fic was that I fully believe Jake and Bradley are capable of embarrassment, but it is few and far between. Which, don't relate in the slightest. You cannot put either of them in the spotlight and expect them not to ham it up in the slightest. They will take it to the next level, and they will not care. And this is important bc the second thing is:
They are competitive. Becoming a naval aviator is not easy, it's not something you casually fall into. It's something you want to do, and you train and study and do everything you can to get there. And on top of that, canonically they're the best. They were chosen for the mission for a reason and so they're the top of their classes/cohort/wherever they are for a reason.
And we know Jake and Bradley have history so when Nimue mentioned this idea I knew I wanted to take those two reasons and just mush it all up into the most competitive fake dating.
This wasn't going to be awkward romance. This was going to be 'i will fuck you on the floor if it means im winning' kinda romance. They wanna outdo each other, they want to be the best and sometimes that means they get in trouble (ie. the bet in the beginning of the story) or when Bradley fell asleep in Jake's lap and Of course jake would take care of him? Who else would it be?
But also, because they had had this antagonistic relationship that essentially had to be put to the side in order to maintain the belief they were the best it finally gave them a chance to see who the other person actually was with the adversarial nature of their relationship not necessarily taking a backseat to everything they're doing, but actually morphing into something else in the same way we see the rest of the Daggers kind of joking around.
And then it just keeps growing, because they don't really have defenses for each other in this context. Bradley can say the worst things to Jake (you're going to lead someone to an early grave) and it might hurt, but Jake isn't going to shut down over it. And Jake can call Bradley out (ie: the dad comment) and Bradley can get up in Jake's face but the next (whatever the fucking timeline is int hat movie jfc) day they're fine? They know how to be the antagonistic in each others stories, but friendship? A relationship? That's something new.
Especially for Jake, who did have a crush on Bradley but it wasn't something that was holding him back. It was something there, but it never stopped him from dating, and being with people and I would never classify it as love? Not truly because Jake wouldn't actually love someone who treated him the way Bradley and he treated each other, but he definitely would start sinking into those feelings as their fake relationship progressed. He saw the opportunity in the beginning of the story to get close to Bradley, just for fun, not because he's sitting there wallowing and pining and writing sad poems in his journal, but he's not gonna lie and say it wasn't also nice being that close to Bradley and not have an argument.
And then for Bradley, I really feel like the switch from seeing Jake as someone he's competing against, to someone he could be friends with, is in Chapter 4 when Jake makes him dinner, and opens up a little bit more about wanting to make it to Admiral, and how he's wants to get his PhD and he's got a plan. He's got a family who loves him, and he loves them and, unlike a lot of people, understands that while Mav isn't his biological father, he was the one who was there, and so while the title isn't 'Dad' the actions definitely are. So it was the start of a connection bc of Jake's relationship with his stepdad, who, in all the ways according to him, is his actual Dad. Bc he was the one who was there.
And it's not perfect, bc of what happened to Goose vs Jake's bio dad being a Raging Douchebag, but it's a start.
And following that moment is when we start to see them opening up more and more. Jake coming out as gay, not bisexual to Bradley and wanting to go to the gala as a statement. And then when Bradley falls asleep in Jake's lap at brunch, and they have the most minor argument but it's still them so they don't know how to handle it anymore within the context of each other and it just keeps growing and then they're kissing, and having sex and are intimate in that regards, Jake telling Bradley about his Mom, and Bradley talking about his Mom and how much he misses her even then and it's a grief he can't ever close, and it just keeps growing, and every moment is bringing them closer and closer to the edge.
But neither one of them can really toss themselves over it because they have so much history that they still haven't completely dealt with so it's hard, and complicated, esp with these new feelings.
My personal HC for Jake is that he is, while very gregarious, he also keeps things close to the chest, and he plans. And keeps making plans and more plans bc if he has a plan, then he can account for everything. But Bradley is steady, he flies steady right up until the moment he doesn't. and so Jake has a plan. And his plans have plans but for all their relationship looks real to the outside world, to each other it's still brand new because in some respects, it doesn't exist.
They have a relationship yes, but they're not IN a relationship. Not truly and so Jake can't plan for that. But Bradley doesn't need a plan because once he makes a decision, he just goes. And he wanted to tell Jake, he decided he was going to tell Jake and talk to him but talking is hard but it's a good thing he is the unholy product of Carole/Goose with some input from Mav and Ice so he will sing about it. Because he can use someone elses words to talk about it, and it works.
SO yeah, this was a very long winded way to talk about how their relationship morphed and changed because of the dumbass way they had to fake date to get funding, which is the biggest authors handwave of density ever but it was a good one. They couldn't fight anymore because they were faking it, so they, as Jake said early on, had to become friends but the problem was, there was always too much passion and fire for it to be easy, and it could've gone badly for sure. It could've crashed and burned.
But that would mean they would lose, and it's a lot easier to keep your mouth shut about shit that might once have pissed you off and let it slide off your back when you're a hyper-competitive asshole who likes winning. And when you let a lot of the anger slide off your back? Then it's impressive what can grow in it's wake.
And I had so much fun writing it, and I'm so so so glad it resonated with people.
Random other things:
Jake's Mom and his stepdad bc they were the best part of the Prometheus movie: Idris Elba and Charlize Theron
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Bradley laying on the couch and lamenting to Mav and Ice is a personal HC of mine that I will never let go of. This man is Dramatic and he will be dramatic about it. Even if Ice and Mav aren't together, he will be Dramatic about it to one of them.
I figured out what songs I wanted Bradley to sing a full three months before I even got to that point. Especially You're So Vain bc I just have the image of all the daggers singing it to Jake in good faith, and before it would've made him annoyed, but now its just friends ragging on friends.
I had a whole plotline I ended up discarding where the Daggers had a BBQ style thing for and Marcus, Jake's Dad shows up and Jake is just like DAD and Payback is like "the fuck you mean Dad" and Bradley's keeping a straight face through sheer force of will alone bc Jake was right, it is fucking hilarious trying to watch people try not to ask, and figure it out.
There was also a second idea where someone asked who's sister that was. And it was Jake's Mom, bc she is young.
I may also write this at some point bc it would also be when Bradley met Jake's parents and he is PANICING bc Jake's Dad is a SEAL.
I am forever enamored of the diea that Bradley is Mav's responsibility 100% and he is like THIS CHILD WILL NOT BE A TEENAGE FATHER and proceeded to give the most horrifying, in depth discussion of sex. Charlie, Ice, Mav, Sarah, Penny. Anyone he could talk to gave him input on it. Plot twist: Bradley got laid a lot in college bc he was respectful, understood consent, knew what the fuck he was doing, and like. Word got around and as a result, he had A Lot Of Fun. But he didn't knock anyone up.
One of the first scenes I had in my head was actually the end of the fic and it was this moment:
ā€œYou said you werenā€™t writingĀ sadĀ poems. Does this mean there areĀ otherĀ kinds of poems?ā€ Bradley asked. ā€œOr a journal?ā€ Jake tilted his head down enough to see the smirk curling the edges of Bradleyā€™s mouth, and he used his free hand to pinch his side. ā€œNo journal, asshole.ā€
I'm also very proud of the limerick I wrote
There once as a man we loved to mock Ge was always racing against the clock. We called him Rooster cuz he needed a booster. But mostly, I just really like his big cock.
um yeah. so this is long lol so i should shush. but i have a lot of feelings about this fic and i had fun. so šŸ¤£ HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY LOTR EXTENDED EDITION DIRECTORS COMMENTARY ON COCKBLOCK
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uglypastels Ā· 1 year ago
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okay getting to the other stuff now that iā€™ve said my piece about the heart-wrenching cliffhanger youā€™re going to keep me up at night with lmao
- he was scared of losing her and was just gonna go be sad in his room by himselfšŸ„ŗ
- even though heā€™s a good pirate (canā€™t believe iā€™m a pirate apologist now) heā€™s killed people before but what sits heaviest with him is that heā€™s hurt her!!! stfu thatā€™s so pure
- as soon as he said to just call him eddieā€¦ oh babeyyy i knew shit was abt to go down in a sinful way. but no! poor eddie was blue balled, reader had a terrifying dream, and us (actual) readers were on the edge of our fucking seat
- the crew said theyā€™d miss her!!
- hellfire shot first, right? (i kept getting interrupted trying to read that part so itā€™s fuzzy to me) WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE THE RED TAIL SANK I NEED THIS BACKSTORY OH MY GOD
CAN WE TALK ABT THE SMUT JFC. cause you rly fucking delivered on that
- ā€˜Really? The princess had thought of me, a filthy pirate?ā€™ ā€˜Iā€™m not a princess.ā€™ You rolled your eyes playfully. ā€˜Out of all the things to dispute, you argue my words of affection?ā€™
- ^fucking swooning over these lines
- ā€˜So you can be good for me.ā€™
- ^this one too
- him admitting he lost his control due to jealousy!!! idec if itā€™s toxic (only cause this isnā€™t real life) jealous eddie is so hot
- as a tit (wo)man myself, i have to give my thanks for including boob stuff *chefs kiss*
more comments of after the smut cause i apparently have a million fucking thoughts abt this chapter iā€™m sorryšŸ˜­
- they comforted each other after their nightmares that is so goddamn sweet im SICK
- ā€˜I had honesty considered just locking you away and keeping you forever, but I am a man of my word, am I not?ā€™ HE SHOULD HAVE JUST KEPT HER THERE FOREVER. TURNED TF AROUND AND NEVER LOOKED BACK
- reader writing the ransom note and changing the whole story to try to spare eddie/hellfire was so smart oh my god u rly had me fooled that they werenā€™t gonna get in any trouble and be seen as fucking heroes or smth
- the comment abt him not having carpet fr cracked me up
- he read her mind and shut the idea of staying with him down:(( that son of a bitch (still love him tho)
- and he didnā€™t tie her hands tight so she could start swinging at any moment!! (c o m e o n readerā€¦weā€™re fucking waiting! punch ur dad in the face!)
- ā€˜governor, i see we meet againā€™ again!!! AGAIN?!!?!
amazing fucking chapter. ur updates always make me so excited, and iā€™m eagerly waiting for more<333
Dont mind me just giddily giggling over all of this šŸ¤­ but its really hard for me to reply bc i am just rereading your comments and kicking my feet with joy. You really know how to butter me up lmao and i wish i could write rn but i'll be at the beach the whole day so i will have to do with daydreams and the notes app- which, btw, do not ever again apologise for sharing your thoughts!! I as a professional attention whore absolutely thrive off of this so please do not stop
Well, ya know the title of the fic, and it is eddie so you know he's a sweetiepie at heart. He's just been through stuff (and yessss we will find out what. All questions will be answered i hope (unless people have questions to things i did not even consider but so far i dont think that has been the case???).
And listen, with [fan]fiction, there is no such thing as red flags šŸ«¤šŸ™„ only black ones with skulls on them šŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø and toxicity is what makes everything that extra bit spicy.
I am a bit sorry for blueballing yall at the beginning, but if i hadnt then we would not have gotten the rest of the chapter as it is now?? And that counts for something suuurely
plus, i tried to hold off on the smut as long as i could bc i really really do not like writing it, as much as i am an avid lover of it, which brings me to my next point of i really appreciate all the comments on the smut bc i honestly dont know what in doing most times and it was probably the main reason why it took so long to write this chapter because i just freeze up at the mention of genitalia lmao. My brain just becomes that cymbal monkey.
Hehe i was really proud of that pirate/princess line. And the carpet one. Just gotta break up the heaviness sometimes ya know. And you just know these two have that kind of "deprication as love language" affair. Is that a even a thing? Well i made it a thing. Especially since its basically canon for this au that eddie has a major degradation kink.
In a perfect world, they would have been welcomed as heroes, but in a perfect world they also would never have kidnapped her so šŸ« 
And yes Again šŸ˜Œ
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askmyboys Ā· 5 years ago
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Dean and Jason
Names: Dean Williamson and Jason Bishop | Genders: Male | Ages: Dean is 32 and Jason is 34 | Heights: Dean is 5'0" and Jason is 7'5" | Species/Race: Humans | Eye Colors: Dean's eye color is Forest Green (both their eye colors are going to be for their meanings mostly), and Jason has heterochromia- his left eye is Steel Gray, his right eye is Shadow Black. | Hair Colors: Dean's is Ginger (his hairstyle is a messy undercut), and Jason's hair color is black (and his hairstyle is an extreme spiky quiff) | Appearances: Dean l o v e s hoodies, he has a full collection of hoodies and its about all he wears tbh, his main hoodie is one that has the words "Fuck Off" written on the front and "Fuck You" on the back of it, he wears some ripped blue jeans to go along with it- most of his pants are ripped and the non-hoodie clothing is also ripped mostly (thats not the reason he mainly wears hoodies tho, their just more comfy ya know?), he also wears combat boots as well (oh and as a bonus he also loves tank tops- he just wears hoodies more), whenever he DOES wear his tank tops however- he usually has white bandages wrapped around his wrists and down his arms a bit (you know- like how some of those wrestlers wear sometimes), he's not SUPER muscular but you can tell he works out for sure, he also has a lot of scars on him- nothing TOO prominent- it just looks like he got into a lotta fights mostly (and of course, he has a circle beard that matches his hair color) Jason usually wears tank tops mostly, his jeans either have chains hanging down them or their ripped jeans, and of course combat boots as well- sometimes if he REALLY feels like it, he'll put on a... "fancier" outfit, those outfits are usually leather jackets with spikes on them, black fingerless driving gloves (ya know those ones that expose the fingers for one obvs but also they kinda reveal the knuckles too), the pants stay the same in both his main and secondary outfits tbh, he has a full beard, and oh BOY does this man look strong- he looks like he can easily lift a thousand pounds (not that GROSS OVERLY muscle-y look either btw just wanna make that v clear but he just looks- Idk- is beefy the right term to use? Lmao- you can tell I dont know shit bout exercise or any terms), he also has a TON of scars on him even on his face, he's covered almost head to toe in scars- big boy's been through a lot. | Personalities: Dean is a rough rowdy boy who won't take shit from anyone even IF he knows they could easily kick his ass, absolutely against authority- don't tell him what to do and stay out of his way while he's doing it or else he'll mess you up! He LOVES to fight tbh in general so sometimes he'll go picking a fight for just no reason if he's bored enough that is, he l o v e s to cause trouble and honestly hearing people scream in frustration at what he did or caused is always funny, he likes to pull "pranks" on people as well to frustrate them further, honestly you might as well consider him a masochist at this point because he seems to enjoy pain well enough, absolutely without a d o u b t LOVES mindless carnage, p much a bad boy? like jfc- this dude needs to seriously chill out, he's not a fair fighter either so you better believe he'll use weapons if he gets the chance. (tl;dr: Rough rowdy boy, will not take shit from anyone even if he knows they could beat him up, "Fuck authority and fuck your rules I do what I want bitches", loves a good brawl for sure- he is DTF 24/7 (Down to Fight lmao I couldnt resist), has some v e r y prominent masochistic and hell even SADISTIC tendencies at this point, loves to prank people and watch them grow more frustrated, loves frustrating people in general tbh, needs to chill but he won't, an absolute dirty fighter and he WILL use weapons against someone if he can, mindless carnage is his J A M, he does have a soft side however, but uh, his "Soft side" is only for ONE person and one person only h e h) Jason is.... pretty opposite of Dean, he doesn't start fights for the hell of it but uh he definitely won't take shit from nobody if they even dare mess with him or especially Dean, people don't usually mess with him anyways tbh- their too terrified bc he's s o tall and beefy looking that it intimidates people- not to mention the look he usually has on his face- he scowls a lot which just adds to the intimidation factor, he's pretty quiet most of the time (wow completely opposite of Dean in that regard, Dean is a LOUD BOI), he might look all intimidating and scary but honestly, that's because.... He absolutely is, he WILL snap your neck like a twig if you mess with him or god forbid Dean, he only has a soft side for o n e man, and it should be obvious by now lmao, a loner type mostly, you can usually find him in the back because its dark and quiet, now I won't say he doesn't have sadistic urges sometimes bc he absolutely does- he just has good self restraint ...most of the time anyways... he's not really a masochist but honestly he must have a HIGH pain tolerance because he BARELY reacts when someone punches or even cuts him. (tl;dr: Opposite of Dean in MANY ways, he doesn't start fights for the hell of it, but can and will defend himself if the situation calls for it, will not take no one's shit for sure, VERY intimidating- even one look usually sends people running, scowls like- a LOT- like Dean: "Don't you like, e v e r smile?" *cut to Jason smiling but its v e r y unsettling and disturbing looking* " Holy fuck... Nevermind...", usually hangs out in the background somewhere- where its quiet n dark p much, loner type BUT the only person he really likes hanging out with is Dean despite how annoying the little punk can be sometimes, definitely has some sadistic urges but his self restraint can be a great deal of help when those urges come around, not a masochist at all he just has a HIGH pain tolerance and doesn't even flinch at anything hardly, hell most of the time the most he'd do is s t a g g e r a bit if ya hit him with a weapon that is or run into him) | Side Facts: I will say, Dean and Jason DO fight each other a lot, arguments and even physical stuff BUT- lemme make it clear, they'd never hurt each other TOO badly, they just love to rough each other up a bit sometimes, its fun to them and they never have any hard feelings against each other about it- bc they do both love to fight, I mean- that dont mean they don't get salty if one beats the other in a fight, they do know self control and restraint when fighting each other however- they'd n e v e r ACTUALLY cause serious damage, they just a couple o' rowdy boys who are super fucking gay for each other. Yep. you heard me, the truth is out- Dean has a crush on Jason, and Jason has a crush on Dean- BUT... They don't actually know it, like sure- they know one another won't seriously hurt each other which both of them respect each other for that, but Jason doesn't know Dean has a crush on him, and Dean doesn't know Jason has a crush on him especially, I mean hell- Jason looks like he barely has any emotion and the only time he does is when he CAN cause some mindless carnage or destruction- most of the time he just looks pissed off. Truth be told, this is the only time they've ever r e a l l y been afraid tho... like, Dean's scared to tell Jason his feelings bc what if Jason rejects him or for some reason gets really pissed and p much leaves him there all alone, he just has a lot of fear and anxiety over this kinda thing, and Jason... he doesn't think Dean will feel the same and just make fun of him for that like "lmao your g a y? Gross dude" (listen, let's get one thing straight, first of all- their not, second of all- Dean IS an asshole BUT he's not THAT kinda asshole lmao) so Jason's got some fears of this too their just significantly different than Dean's- so if ANYONE of them tells each other bout the feelings, it'll probs be Dean firsthand- Jason's just gonna keep quiet of that in fear Dean'll make fun of him for this kinda feeling, especially towards h i m- its essentially just two dudes who's super gay for each other but terrified to tell each other about the other's feelings n shit. In Dean's spare time he usually chills out well, anywhere he really wants too (he can honestly be super chill, like MORE SO than usual when Jason's around and he knows it), but he'll usually kick back and relax and listen to some music on his phone- his favorite genre is heavy metal, punk rock, or just anything rock in general mostly- he better be glad he has headphones bc Jason would probably become v e r y irritated hearing that loud music all the time, or if music doesn't appeal to Dean at the moment- he'll watch some videos instead- he doesn't do m u c h in his spare time aside from those and well, most of the times he'll work out with Jason- which even tho Dean can be loud most of the time, Jason seems to, well from Dean's perspective- he "tolerates" his presence p much. In Jason's spare time he usually just hangs out in "the back" he likes the darker areas and the much more quiet areas, usually whenever he's got spare time he works out a L O T- along with Dean, who again, this is from Jason's perspective now- Jason actually loves having Dean around to work out with, its nice in a way... Aside from work outs, he'll sometimes read some books, listen to some music of his own, orrr watch videos on his phone as well, there is ONE thing he does aside from that though... He loves to find and collect certain items that he k n o w s he could make weapons out of, at first, Dean didn't understand why the fuck Jason was collecting all this junk but he didn't dare question it, but after a long while... Jason had came out from his little area and he gave Dean a few weapons, ranging from a baseball bat to a knife- which, Dean- he actually genuinely smiled- not that shit eating grin that's usually plastered on his face but a genuine smile came from this boy, he... he absolutely loved those weapons- he treats them fondly too even to this day.
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vicsep7250 Ā· 6 years ago
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@ren-amamiyaa and their (he/she?) Golden Heist, Thief Nanako and Cryptid Chaser aus flooded my brain and now Im making this post bc I cant fit all of this in asks!!!
All right, so, idea. Cryptid Chasers, Thief Nanako and Golden Heist are all connected righr???
CC acts as a prequel, TN becomes the inbetween starring Nanako and Akechi, and GH stars a broken and older IT and slightly jaded PT.
So far CC has Yosuke and Naoto forming the brotp that fanon wanted through silly Saturday Night Ghost Chasers Shenanigans, Akiren is bein' a lil shit at midnight bc he needs an outlet and exercise to Phantom Thief. While this goes on, Akechi's ghost/spirit/rement/heart/whatever pulls pranks and shenans along with Joker (hiwever that happens).
As the Cryptid Chasers keep going out of their way to confront Joker about Arsene (bc even he likes to mess around) the other IT in Inaba start to try and stop them from disrupting the peace (read : harassing a known criminal) and this somehow leads to a falling out. Mayhaps Naoto and Yosuke break a few laws and Chie busts them, Kanji wants to know why theyre stalking his student/protege, and Yukiko just wants to keep the rumors about the inn in check bc jfc Yosuke STOP SCREECHING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IN THE LOBBY THERE IS NO GHOST ON THE TV!
Maybe eventually they call it quits or dont bc Naoto dug this hole too deep to climb out themself and Yosuke is having the time of his life since Partner isnt around and hasn't come back to visit yet (Not sayin' souyo is canon and there but-). And the Cryptid Chasers arc probably ends here with there being some animosity towards their shenanigans , but the IT are all still friends.
Now fast forward to like, uhhh (*flings dart at wall of calendars*) 2014 during winter and Akiren's cryptid acts are now fully accepted and maybe exposed, who knows. Nanako is like 10 ~ 12 (P5 is maybe three/five years post P4 I believe) and is just going through the motions of public education. I.E. go to class, do work, get good grades. Dojima is still the same as he was before Yu came but is at least doing better at being a dad, not much but better. Yosuke and Ted aren't around as much bc Junes, Chie is transferred to Tokyo, Yukiko is busy managing the Inn, and Kanji is busy with work (as a teacher and crafts business owner). Rise unfortunately cant come visit and Big Bro now visits every other year.
Nanako starts to look back and wonder how things started to fall apart amongst the group and recalls that "delinquent" who came back at the same time the Cryptid^tm showed up and ruined the group. So now she starts to remember the good times when Big Bro came by and starts to notice some blanks around winter... Why was she in the hospital when she got kidnapled? Why does she remember these weird flashes of Big Bro and his friends and some monster?? And how come she tried to ask them anything about it they brushed her off each time???
The TV in her room flashes and soon she starts hearing things. She starts to move closer to the tv, as if she was in some sort of trance, as the sounds start to become voices to her. When she's directly infront of the screen she sees something... someone on it...
Nanako doesnt show up for breakast, or to school, and nobody seems to have seen her.
A full year passes on after that day. It starts off with a big search party of the IT and Social Links for the first two months, then after ankther three something stange happens... are people forgetting that Nanako existed or something? Everybody's starting to act like completely different peoplw than who they are too, some even end up hospitalozed due to severe headaches and such, and start claiming that Nanako was never around when she vanished or that she left Inaba or was already deamed dead or missing. This rings alarms in the IT's mimds as they search for answers, eventually all fully reuniting for the first time in years/months.
Naoto and Yosuke blame themselves bc they piece together her disappearance with the Cryptid + Ghost case and immediately get scolded for trying to pin their stupid kids game on a missing person's case - especially now with Nanako missing and possibly in danger again! Afterwards the IT are a bit on edge and a bit broken with the whole thing. Meanwhile Akechi can hear the tale ends of "missing person" and "literal disappearnace" and starts looking into this weird limbo metaverse he's in bc some shit is kinda fucked in here now for some reason. They're pretty much only together as a team to rescue Nanako.
GH in the PTs POV starts when Akiren invites the group to the Amagi Inn thanks to licrative money grin- I mean training. He comes clean into having seen something weird on the tv one late night and wants to let the gang know.
Midnight rolls around and Akechi shows up on the screen and the Thieves losing their shit is an understatement - numerous noise complaints were filed that night. Anyways Akechi decides to just play the role of "hey moron, some shits fucked come help fix it" and ends up informing them of a missing girl and this weird TV Mementos world he is in.
I would like to note that Akechi is not at all bitter or confused at everyone's circumstances in life, no of course not Joker stop crying I know its been a while but shutup theres a kid in trouble rn and youre the only ones who can possibly help her.
When the PT figure out a plan to reach this other world Goro is in (Arsene : THOUARTTHEESTICKYOURHANDINTHETVDOITDOITDOITDOIT) the IT eventually come to the very sad conclusion that Nanako moght be in the TV world and that opens a whole can of worms and burnable bridges to cross.
While in the TV world, I'd like to imagine that due to Akechi having been there for a good while it has been shaped to reflect his heart and be the new overall theme of that world. It all still looks like Inaba, but it all holds themes to Akechi and his no good terrible life. However due to Nanako having been in that world as a kid, and now for an uncertain amount of time, the world now holds motifs to the Heaven area from P4, but it's all sorta ruined and kinda darker.
When both teams get together and enter the weird Tele-Mentos world (IT in a Junes storage and PT at either Ren's pad [bc he moved out obvi] (OR bith teams enter from seperate TVs at the Inn so SHENANS!)) Yu and the IT go through Akechi's influenced world/TV Palace, finding out about his tragic backstory and involvement with the PT, but anything that can and could reveal their true identities is blurred and staticy or missing bc Akechi aint gonna snitch out who ruined his sperm donors life (also I guess saved the world too yeah). While going through the Palace the Team starts to think that finding Goro will just be an "if it happens" sort of deal bc he's been missing for years already, what if we just leave him here bc M U R D E R E R.
Cue a sudden appearance by someone in some sort of fallen angel garb who starts whipping out a full on Metal Gear Villain monologue about how hypocritical the IT are when they find the truth about Akechi's life and disappearance - they claimed to want to live in a world where no one hides in the fig, was that all a lie? Are they going back on their word, and hiding behind a shriud of lies and falsehoods once more? "You've gone and lied and hidden the truth already, what's to say you won't continue?"
Meanwhile Akiren and the Thieves enter at the very top of the Heaven TV Set and have to climb all the way down. As they do so they start seeing little murals or epitaphs about memories and people in this girls life. They see all of these memories of a happy girl who had such a loving family - both found and by blood. As they go further and further down the ruins start to look like an actual Heaven, and the scenary becomes more bright and colorful. Eventually they might run into Crow in his Black Mask clothes and give the bastard a slug on the arm and a group hug or two, bc man he doesn't deserve to suffer anymore like this.
Now that the Phantom Thieves have been reunited (Akechi : I can't leave this world The PT : FUCK, MORE PLOT) they end up thinking up ways to get Akechi out until this weird angel priest looking dude shows up and starts babling about how they are criminals and how they've done more bad than good and blah blah blah. Everyone is just all "We're the good guys, we do the right thing even if its morally grey/ambiguous!" and oh look! Another crazed maniac wants to kill us for our "injustice" *Crow has the decency to look away and not say anything* annnnnnd Heaven is locked off. Perfect.
Now maybe the Phantom Thieves and Investigation Team run into each other somewhere in Akechi's Palace and "You have Personas?!?!" "The hell is a Palace?" "YOU'RE THE CRYPTID OF INABA!!?!?" "And Im the 'Ghost' that follows him." "Wait you followed me as a ghost?" "WAIT WHY ARE THERE TWO AKECHIS??!??!!"
Oh yeah, Shadows... Akechi is still kinda in denial about the whole friends and justice thing...
And now the Dark Priest is back great ("Good name Skull" "Well I've got my moments right?").
Annnnnnnd now I have no idea what happens next and Im all burned out but AAAAAAAAA this entire AU crossover thing is so GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!
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cainromainelettuce Ā· 6 years ago
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( non-binary ) havenā€™t seen CAIN ROMANOV around in a while. the BILL SKARSGARD lookalike has been known to be (+) RIGHTEOUS & (+) AMBITIOUS, but HE/THEY can also be (-) EVASIVE & (-) UNTRUSTING. The 24 year old is a SENIOR majoring in BUSINESS. I believe theyā€™re living in EMERITUS, but I popped by earlier and no one answered the door. ( snot goblin. 20. EST. she/they. )
surprise !! i am the snot goblin ! (aka james aka saige aka amos aka aleta) !! i very much apologize for this intro being late !! and also for possibly being pretty long.
EDIT: i forgot to mention but 1. like this if uā€™d like to plot w/ him !! obv !! and then 2. if discord is easier for any of u, my thing is emo stan #3644 uwu
TW: CULT LIFE, HEROIN USAGE / ADDICTION, DRUG ADDICTION / USE / ABUSE, EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION, ABUSE, MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES ( PTSD, ANXIETY ). if i forgot anything PLEASE tell me !!
a e s t h e t i c s
dangling limbs from tree branches, yellowed book pages, opened bottles of vintage wine, oversized sweaters and deep under eyes, bleached denim, worn leather gloves, cat hair against black cloth, fields of wheat, broken windows, descending staircases, tight-lipped smiles during public appearances, golden skies, light spilling from windows, stumbling over one's own words, wire-framed beds, linens, wool scarves, making the wrong decisions; running, from others and yourself.
general information !!
full name: cain alexei romanov
nickname(s): cock and ball torture, N/A
b.o.d. - feb 19th, fuckin pisces
label(s): the fallen, the phoenix, the crestfallen, etc. etc.
height: 6ā€²4ā€³ jfc
hometown: rochester, ny babey !!
sexuality: bi...? bi. yes. bi.
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cain, like all of my other children, was born into a life of privilege. his fatherā€™s a senator of new york and his motherā€™s a philanthropist; both pretty prominent figures. cain is the eldest of five.
he was raised in mind of keeping a good public reputation, taught to be the perfect citizen. essentially, he was a golden child who could really do no wrong. as a child, heā€™d always aim to please his parents in any way he could.
this included joining several clubs during school, such as model UN, debate, DECA, etc. etc. as well as a few sports (soccer, track, basketball, lacrosse -- all throughout the years, not at once). pretty sure heā€™s been a class president once or twice, and has been in the lead for valedictorian.
his whole thing was that he was supposed to be perfect. volunteered on the weekends at homeless shelters and food banks and like...he just did The Most. the absolute most
this pleased his parents, and he never had a problem with them. life was good. they attended church on sundays, sometimes wednesdays, always did things as a Family. like, weā€™re talking family dinners and christmas photoshoots and new year eve parties.
probably lived in a gated community tbh
he went into college strong, started off as a double major in political science and business, lookinā€™ to take after both his parents. heā€™d Always been fairly close to tatiana, being around the same age as her. nothing freaky ever happened among them, and i wouldnā€™t have really called them...friends, if that makes sense? they were confidantes, they vented to each other for whatever reasons at the time.
however this whole ~do no wrong~ bearing was a charade. in the community and his familiesā€™ eye, cain was just this precious, hardworking citizen who gave back when possible.
those who actually, genuinely knew him knew he was just a dick lmfao
arrogant, harrowing, and an outright bully who tore down others when he felt like it -- often unprovoked. he was the senatorā€™s son and a rich one at that, and ever since middle school he was just...mean !
because of his father and his familyā€™s general position in the community, tattlers were the ones getting in trouble rather than cain, whoā€™d often go without punishment for his attitude.
like...was That Bitch whoā€™d actually, genuinely look down at somebody if they had less than him. just an absolute narcissistic dickhead who only cared about like, maybe two or three people outside of his family.
his only redeeming quality was probably his protectiveness over his siblings tbh -- even if he wasnā€™t ... the best person, nobody was rly allowed to fuck w/ his family.
this carried into college, he probably joined one of the frats too, yā€™know. known for keeping his composition even when others resorted to violence,Ā ā€˜cos he never liked to get physical. it wouldā€™ve been bad for press, yā€™know ??
sometime during college, two important things happened.
the first one is that he became a sort of...middleman? broker? he wasnā€™t the one creating/growing what he was selling, but he wasnā€™t the one dealing them. yā€™know, he was the middleman. took drugs and sold them to dealers to sell, for profit, for funsies. very hush-hush for the obvious reasons.
the second is that he met earl and may meyers. they were fellow volunteers at a thanksgiving food drive, and the older couple were immediately drawn to cain -- and him to them, essentially. to this day he canā€™t tell you what about them had been so appealing. just, the air around them was something else entirely. some would probably call it unhinged. they were kind folks, very down to earth, very religious and warmhearted. they liked his name being cain a whole lot; told him that he reminded him of their late son.
iā€™d say the beginning of this was late junior year for cain. the couple volunteered more and more at the same places as cain, as often as he did -- which, in retrospect was odd -- but cain hadnā€™t really known better. being the Good Samaritan he acted as, he kept talking to them. it became a genuine friendship. a few months into it, they had started talking about like...the sin of wealth and what it does to your soul, god choosing only a select few to be saved when he eventually cleanses the earth, etc. etc. they claimed that cain was special, one of those to be selected, they could see it in his aura, etc. etc.
it was...oddly appealing to him? like hmm..maybe i am being constrained by capitalism and disappointing god!
but like...this was mostly because of a lot of emotional manipulation for a duration of months -- and he had never once suspected anything like that to be happening. cain had always been so sure of himself, that heā€™d never imagined one day being manipulated, even if he was manipulative himself.
earl and may told him that they were going to leave rochester, that there were so many more who had the same ideals as them -- it was time to join them, to be saved. cain held off from this, as a senior in college by now.
after all, he had his perfect lil family and a good side-business going on, and he had a long term girlfriend who put up with his shenanigans. cain was still an absolute asshole to others but he had at least found his crowd to all be collectively awful and full of themselves, yā€™know?
over winter break, however, cain had a change of heart pretty suddenly.Ā 
for the third important thing had happened.
it had started off as a pretty average, normal day. christmas had gone and passed -- it was one of the days between christmas and new years eve, yā€™know? a period of days where time nor place is real. like walmart at midnight, or an empty 7/11 parking lot. during a seemingly normal conversation about his ancestry with his mother, she had suddenly broken down in sobs.
it was during this discussion that she revealed, to cain only -- that he was not his fatherā€™s son.
the beginning of vaughn and adelaideā€™s marriage had a pretty...rocky start, to say the least, and in a night of petty anger, adelaide had cheated on vaughn. this resulted in the pregnancy that wound up with cain.
the news rocked cainā€™s world in a very bad way, the sort of way that breaks a person. his entire life he looked up to his parents, did everything they ever asked of him, molded himself into perfection for the hope of being a sliver of a man his father was. and to learn that his father was not, actually, his father?
within the week heā€™d gotten into several altercations, both sober and drunk, and had landed in county jail overnight. nobody knows where cain went on new years eve, but he hadnā€™t skipped town until the third -- according to tatiana, who had received one last gift from him on the 2nd (her birthday).
then, he was gone. it wasnā€™t a missings person ordeal -- cain had made it very known that he was leaving rochester and that he had skipped town. hadnā€™t even broken up with his girlfriend before doing so. hell -- hadnā€™t even told the people he worked for.Ā 
BEGINNING OF CULT / DRUG / MOST OF THE TRIGGER WARNINGS
only earl and may knew where cain went. because he went with them to the place they had told him so much about. this was the fourth most important thing to happen to him, because it changed his life.
cain didnā€™t know what a cult looked like, but it felt pretty accurate to hollywoodā€™s interpretations. they lived separate from society in rural new york -- not nearly as far away as cain wouldā€™ve liked, but thank god in the long run for that. the people wore white, linens and cotton. there was no technology, just prayer and daily chores. money meant nothing, there.
i want to keep this part relatively short, so iā€™ll try my hardest. cain was only in the cult for three-ish months before he escaped. the beginning was grand -- it was peaceful, it was mind-clearing. he was treated as something special, his name being some sort of ... message, a sign that heā€™d been a gift for the group. that heā€™d be, ultimately, an eventual leader for them. however -- the longer he stayed with them, the more apparent it became that he wasnā€™t the messager they had long waited for.
he began slipping up. they became displeased with him. punishments occurred. sometimes once a week, sometimes multiple. he remembers hundreds of hands, pulling and tugging and gripping and begging -- asking him to repent, please, repent, and submergence on more than one occasion. these were not the worst.
Ā they were convinced that he couldnā€™t truly be cleansed of his sins unless he forgot his past life.
fun fact: heroin in small doses, daily, can lead to memory loss.
though itā€™d only been around three months of this -- it really felt longer to cain. time wasnā€™t a concept. there was only the ground they walked on, and god, and that was that.
drugged and weakened but still kickinā€™, he had gotten into a particularly violent, brutal fight with earl. this was the last straw. cain had attempted to murder hisĀ ā€˜brotherā€™. this led to his next punishment.
in a particularly twisted reenactment / retelling, cain had been branded with the cultā€™s interpretation of the mark of cain (they were going to be accurate and place it upon his forehead, but after a lot of resistance [he bit somebody] it was, begrudgingly, placed atop his heart instead) and left for dead in the middle of nowhere.
by all means, he probably shouldā€™ve died. by miracle, though cain was no longer a believer -- he was found by a farmer.
END OF CULT / DRUG / MOST OF THE TRIGGER WARNINGS. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. STILL MENTIONS OF TRAUMA / MENTAL HEALTH / RECOVERY BEYOND THIS POINT.
by early april heā€™d been reunited with his family. things went very fast, suddenly, for him. recovering from his forced addiction, and the trauma heā€™d been put in within only a small amount of months -- and his fatherā€™s reputation -- his motherā€™s inability to look him in the eye -- cain took matters into his own hands and, rather than return to lockwood, put in his transfer to hendrix.
because heā€™s a grown man who, while recovering from being in a cult, can still make his own decisions even if theyā€™re irrational. he shouldā€™ve taken a year off, really, and recover. but he couldnā€™t imagine staying in his house, either, and generally ?? his mind was just a very messy place.
he went to hendrix a s a p, before his term in the summer even began. he wound up at hendrix a few weeks (like...three?) before the lockwood kids and was very dismayed to find out that oh, coincidence, thereā€™s an abroad semester attending !!
so thatā€™s sort of where heā€™s at rn.
personality !!
okay so...douchebag cain is No More. theyā€™re retired.
to the hendrix students theyā€™ve familiarized themself with, theyā€™re a pretty quiet person. well-meaning, kind enough if not a little sarcastic. sort of distant, not much for parties. smokes weed and like, drinks occasionally, but not much else. definitely doesnā€™t do anything harder.Ā 
theyā€™ve got four cats. thatā€™s their entire personality. four cats. they got them all after transferring to hendrix and like ... no regrets ?
i imagine their parents still pay for their schoolingĀ ā€˜cos itā€™s not like their father Knows that cainā€™s not his child. if anything, vaughn just thinks that cain suffered a mental breakdown and needed a break.
anyways. they love their cats a lot. like, probably has photos of them in their wallet.
as mentioned above, their memory is pretty...fucked up right now. they donā€™t forget anything major, but there are days where it takes them a while to remember faces or names and sometimes they wake up and wonā€™t know where they are.
not that they really...sleep a lot? they have night terrors, which fuck with their sleep schedule. they sleep only for a few hours each night because the nightmares are too bad.
cain suffers from severe touch aversion. skin-to-skin contact of any sort is enough to send them into a pretty bad panic attack. they wear leather gloves more often than not, because it helps without hindering them too much. theyā€™re not the biggest fan of body contact in general, even with clothes, but it wonā€™t send them into a panic like bare skin will. they make sure their few friends know that they donā€™t really like physical contact at all.
theyā€™re dealing with PTSD, attends therapy every week. keeps an entire journal where they write b/c it helps them cope. itā€™s like, everything to them.
theyā€™re...sort of like...blunt? they wonā€™t go out of their way to be likeĀ ā€˜hey i joined a cult and it fucked me up pretty badlyā€™ but they wonā€™t lie about it either if the topic somehow comes to that. they donā€™t like delusions, but they donā€™t like drawing unnecessary attention to them either.
lockwood students being at hendrix makes them pretty anxious, just because they were looking to sort of ... rebuild themself into a better person, and like pretty much most students at lockwood knows how much of a massive tool they used to be. not to mention like, their plugs and customers they screwed over by leaving, and their ex girlfriend who theyā€™re still probably in love with ?? but itā€™s just complicated now.
smokes weed to soothe them rather than just get high. is probably stoned often.
doesnā€™t really like cars! or swimming! or crowds. doesnā€™t like to feel trapped.
whenever theyā€™re overwhelmed and needs to be away from everything, theyā€™ve developed a habit of climbing into trees. they wonā€™t suddenly go jump in a tree during a conversation, but more so at night or when they need to think.
probably trying to redeem themself in some sort of way. because while they want to avoid the lockwood students as much as possible, thatā€™s not right. they want to fix the shit theyā€™ve done and be a better person, because the whole...situation theyā€™ve been in has opened their eyes.
uuuhh...there are days where they forget that tatianaā€™s dead. so thatā€™s sad.
i wouldnā€™t be surprised if people from lockwood were suspicious of cain, considering they left rochester only a week or so before tatiana went missing, and just so happened to come to hendrix around the same time eva went missing ??
oh !! cain developed a stutter, and their voice is a little damaged from...screaming. a lot. in general they look a little gaunt, a little unhealthy.Ā 
they can still definitely hold a conversation, and like i said theyā€™re pretty...lowkey. soft, sort of. generally a quiet person and while theyā€™re not the most social, they wonā€™t be a direct asshole or anything. likes people! just...has low energy.
goes by he/they, doesnā€™t really care which one as he alternates pretty frequently.
dropped the political science part of his major and like...unfortunately is very much unhappy with being a business major atm. he might just go through another four years of college in a diff major or fuck off all together.
EDIT: i forgot to mention that heā€™s sort of really into the investigation of the cult he was part of b/c theyā€™re still like...out there. also fascinated by the watershed app and shit,Ā ā€˜cos they fucking...hate this shit with a passion. probably willing to stick their nose into places they shouldnā€™t
wanted connections !!
so first and foremost, cain wouldā€™ve been known around lockwood. connections relating to that would be v much appreciated !!
mostly enemies or people theyā€™ve wronged, tbh,Ā ā€˜cos he was a massive dick.
exes theyā€™ve dumped, hook ups, ex-friends, people heā€™s gotten into arguments or fights with.
his ex gf would be gr8 . if anybody would like some angst.
uuhhh iā€™d imagine heā€™d know a few of the other prominent families from rochester, especially. not to say that they wouldā€™ve all gotten along.
hendrix pals !! give me some solid friendships based on mutual respect.
people cain used to receive drugs from and people he used to send those drugs to.
ex-party pals ??
people suspicious of them b/c cain was/is a very suspicious person. people still angry at them.
let them RECONNECT and FIX FRIENDSHIPS
people heā€™d bully or fuck with or whatever.
wholesome shit. angst shit. slowburns, anyone ?!? enemies to friends. friends to enemies. enemies to bigger enemies.
iā€™m not taking hook-ups for....obvious reasons.
but sexual tension is welcomed. maybe a sexting thing ??
ppl they DONā€™T even know that well but hATE his dAD because FUCK POLITICIANS yā€™know ?!?
old pals from lockwood, if i didnt mention that.
i imagine a lot of conversations w/ lockwood kids begin like ā€˜this is where u fucked off to, huh?ā€™ b/c like....they told everybody they were ditching rochester. it wasnā€™t a secret or a shock. but itā€™s still like huh. u bastard.
people who are soft for them ??
people who are hard on him ??
make his life difficult but also uuuhh uwu him
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harvocs-blog Ā· 6 years ago
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* ā˜† Ā·Ėš 怌 kj apa. cismale. he/him. 怍 ā€” oh ,Ā  you mean harvey bourneĀ ,Ā  the twenty two year-old aspiring musician ?Ā  theyā€™ve been around the fold for three years .Ā  i know theyā€™re a sagittarius and when i see them ,Ā  i canā€™t help but think of fingertips scraping across the round-wound strings of a guitar ,Ā  theĀ  ā€œ ginger kids ā€Ā  south park episode ,Ā  and freshly laundered flannel embracing warmth against bare torso .Ā  but youā€™ll get to make your own judgement soon !
howdy folks !! Ā nameā€™s kenny and iā€™m the new idiot ā€˜round these parts Ā sdfhadgk Ā first of all canā€™t believe it took me a whole ass 24 years to get this up iā€™m sorry but manā€¦. Ā the classes immediately followed by work combo wrecks my entire existence somedays anYhoot , Ā below the cut is all u need to know abt the Big Guy here pls excuse the mess :~)
i have a pinterest board for him here !Ā  wanted cons are just..... gifsets i reblog sdfhudgjkf and they can be found here !Ā  ok onto the show
basics
name harvey jasper bourne nicknamesĀ harv age twenty two birthday may third zodiac sagittariusĀ  gender cismale orientation heteroromantic heterosexual hometownĀ honolulu, hawaiiĀ  occupation aspiring musician (( lowkey camboy to bring in the major $$$ flow ))
physique
faceclaim kj apaĀ  hair color red eye color brownĀ  height six footĀ  build muscular marks/scars various small scars over his legs and knees, a few on his hands and arms tattoos canon to fc piercings none
personality
positive venturesome, magnanimous, ludic, assiduous negative reticent, impulsive, stubborn, insouciant alignment lawful good house gryffindor religion christian (non-practicing)
history
ok so uhhhh harv here grew up in hawaii and he always wanted to meet dog the bounty hunter as a little boy like.... he wanted to BE dog.
being signed up for almost every sport under the sun by his dad, he was p athletic and excelled in most sports. and thUS the dadager was born
papa bourne pushed harvey to the Xtreme 24/7 to be the absolute best. literally anything but first place was a fail in his books and that put a lot of stress and pressure on poor lil harv
so yah his dad was his personal trainer, basically his life coach. had more of a business relationship than a father / son relationship. his dad never cared abt hurting harveyā€™s feelings, he was always super frank and critical of his sonā€™s performance.
harvā€™s mom however, the lil angel, was his #1 fan / supporter. she wants only for him to be happy & worries abt how hard he pushes himself.Ā  ofc harvey never wants to let his mom down or show vulnerability / weakness so heā€™s closed off from her emotionally; keeping all negative feelings / thoughts to himself & acting like everything is a-ok.
so as he grew older, he ofc wanted to be #1 in everything he did, but favoured sports over academics. he was super stressed & resorted to drinking to numb himself and rid of the negative feelings. #ClassicJock. refused to do drugs or smoke tho bc he didnā€™t want toĀ ā€œdamage his bodyā€........ hypocrite bc yO ur liver bro.
struggled a little with his identity and what he wanted in life (( no thanks to his dadager )), had to go through a little self-care to rediscover his passion for sports, focusing all his negative feelings toward it (( created by his dad )) to his dad instead, which royally fucked what minuscule father / son relationship they had.
as a positive tho he discovered his passion for music. it helped him get through a lot of rough shit, hard times. his grandmother taught him how to play guitar and he practiced the absolute shit out of it & performed at parties / while hanging out with friends
after graduating high school, instead of getting scouted or going off to university on an athletics scholarship, harvey got the fuck outta there.Ā  he didnā€™t wanna be a pro athlete, as much as he enjoyed playing baseball / basketball / football. he wanted to be a got damn rock star
sO i mean yah his dad basically disowned him and his mom cried bc her baby boy was growing up and flying the coop, and harv hopped on a plane to los angeles, california toĀ ā€œmake it bigā€ and move into a communal living apartment with a bunch of wicked ppl
fast forward three years later, heā€™s working the odd job (( bus boy, pizza delivery boy, taxi driver, etc )), but also playing gigs at various pubs / bars around the city to get his name out there. heā€™s genuinely enjoying life and doing whatever tf he wants within budget sdhugf
i feel like he brings aĀ ā€œgroupieā€ to almost every party thrown at the apartment jfc like heā€™s not rly a fuckboy but he appreciates the companionship.......whether it works out to something more or not sfasdfag
heā€™s a diehard Bro, will do anything for his bros (male/female/non-binary - he basically calls everyone bro/dude)
he loves to party and do crazy shit so if u wanna get in trouble with a bud ???? count harv in
uhhhhh ? idk what else to write im tired & hungry but if anyone would like to plot a lil somethin !! pls feel free to slide into my ims B)
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everythingislegalinsantafe Ā· 7 years ago
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Ups & Downs (Part 2)
a/n: i was gonna finish this tomorrow but i said fuck it and wrote it all tonight! there will be a next part so u dont have to worry ;) also if u wanna be tagged just tell me
tags:Ā @bethbat @professionalfangirl3000 @imreallyfredweasley @onelastfic @coramoon025 @daddysprettypaganā€‹ @im-fandom-trash @hello-fanfiction-goodbye-gradesĀ @desperatepenguin722ā€‹ @justcallmecinammon
word count: 3,502 words (jfc)
PART ONE!Ā PART TWO PART THREE
Your life has been great ever since you got fired. Which was an odd sentence to say but still very true.
After you got fired that day, you immediately vented your feelings out by writing them all down. This is what you went to college for after all, you were a major literature and writing. And writing always made you feel better.
After a couple hours later and a lot of typing, you got an email. You saved your document and leaned back to stretch. As you went to open the email, you recognized the address as Mr. Hamiltonā€™s.
Dear (Y/N),
I know this may seem unprofessional but with the current circumstances of your job I do believe this is appropriate and necessary. I am truly sorry about what happened in the office and Miss Maria Reynolds told me the reasons why Laf and Jefferson had let you go, which is quite preposterous.
You raised your eyebrows. You didnā€™t know Mr. Hamilton and Maria were close.
I am very good friends with Lafayette and it seems very unlike him to fire someone without any good reason. And although Jefferson and I do not get along, even he isnā€™t that big of an asshole to do something like this, excuse my language.
You giggled at this.
The reason why I emailed you was because you are truly an amazing person, not just as a secretary, and I am checking to see if you are alright. I enjoyed the talks we had in my office and I will deeply miss them. I hope to receive a reply soon!
Sincerely,
Alexander Hamilton
You smiled sadly as this. Sometimes you would get in trouble because you and Mr. Hamilton would stay in his office and just talk about the most random things. Although most of the time, it was just one of you ranting about something to the other, but you are still going to miss that and him.
You were about to simply type back a ā€œThank you, I am fineā€ but instead you opened up your document you were working on and copied and pasted it to send it to him. You added a little note at the bottom thanking him for his concern and saying that you also will miss him.
With that you shut your laptop, the events of the day finally catching up to you leaving you drained of energy. You looked at the clock to see it read 12:48 AM and you laughed.
Only Mr. Hamilton would send an email at this hour, you thought sleepily as you yawned.
With that you dragged yourself to bed and fell into a dreamless sleep.
~
You didnā€™t know that sending Mr. Hamilton (you now call him Alex) your paper about how you felt about That Day would change your life. After reading it, Alex sent it to his sister-in-law who was the CEO at a big newspaper company. She absolutely loved and asked you to become a writer at her company.
Seven months later you climbed to the top and became a head writer in The Schuyler Times. You couldnā€™t be more proud of yourself and you wouldnā€™t trade your job for the world.
You became very good friends with Angelica Schuyler, the woman who hired you, and you became a well known writer across the east coast.
You never missed your old job, but you would miss a couple of the friends you made while working their. Every once in a while you would meet up with Maria and Alex to see how they were doing, but they were the only ones you kept in touch from your old work.
One day, you were writing an article about a local robbery that happened last night when you got a text from Alex.
mr. nonstop: (2:03 PM)
omg u would not believe what i found out
mr. nonstop: (2:03 PM)
(Y/N) answer itā€™s so important thereā€™s so much drama
mr. nonstop: (2:03 PM)
itā€™s such juicy gossip
mr. nonstop: (2:03 PM)
PLS answer i must tell you
you: (2:04 PM)
what alex im working i get off at 3
mr. nonstop: (2:04 PM)
OH PERFECT can you meet me at the coffee shop by my building at 330? i believe this will be better if i told you in person :D
Your eyebrows raised at this. It didnā€™t sound bad, but you knew it had something to do with you, and you canā€™t resist talking about drama. You texted back ā€œsureā€ and went back to work.
Time flew by and you hauled a cab to meet Alex at the normal coffee shop you both went to talk shit about people.
You checked your watch and saw it was 5 til 3:30, but you already spotted Alex gulping down his coffee at your normal table while shaking his leg vigorously as his eyes roamed around the cafƩ.
The gossip must be very good today, you thought.
His eyes widened when he saw you and grinned mischievously as he waved you over.
ā€œOk, hereā€™s your frappuccino!ā€ He handed you your drink as you sat down. ā€œNow letā€™s get to the good stuff.ā€
You took a sip of your drink and waited for him to start.
ā€œSo obviously a couple months ago you got ā€˜let goā€™,ā€ He said as he put sarcastic quotations around ā€œlet goā€.
You rolled your eyes and nodded.
ā€œSo since you got fired, Lafayette and Jefferson needed a new secretary, right?ā€ He said with a smirk.
You put down your drink at this, you totally didnā€™t think about how your old bosses would need a new vict-assistant to hire.
ā€œThey hired this one guy but fired him the next week, then they hired this girl who was there for a month then quit, after they they hired a girl who they, no joke, fired the next day,ā€ Alex went on.
Your eyes widened as Alex kept talking about how many secretaries Mr. Lafayette and Mr. Jefferson have gone through.
ā€œā€¦So in total for the past seven months they have gone through twelve secretaries, (Y/N). Twelve!ā€ Alex laughed as he slammed his coffee down. ā€œI feel so bad for the one working right now, I swear they cry whenever Laf barely talks to them sternly.ā€
You chuckled with Alex but you still couldnā€™t believe it.Ā 
Twelve assistants? Nobody is that picky about assistants.
ā€œBut thatā€™s not the juicy part!ā€ Alex suddenly stopped laughing.
ā€œItā€™s not? Because that sounds pret-ty good to me.ā€ You said as you stirred your whipped cream with your straw.
Alex scooted closer to you, ā€œI found the real reason why you got fired.ā€
You snapped your eyes up to his, ā€œThe what?ā€
Alex chuckled sinisterly and leaned back against his chair, ā€œThey didnā€™t fire you because you were distracted,ā€
He leaned closer and whispered into your ear, ā€œThey fired you because you were distracting.ā€
You moved your head away from his and looked at him to see if he was really saying what he you think he was saying.
Alex nodded his head and took a sip of coffee, ā€œOh yes, (Y/N), they were distracted by you.ā€
You jaw dropped as he confirmed what you thought he was saying.
ā€œThereā€™s no way!ā€ You gasped. ā€œWho told you this?ā€
Alex then told you how he eavesdropped-
ā€œOverheard!ā€ Alex would object.
How he eavesdropped on a conversation between Jefferson and Lafayette.
ā€œApparently they couldnā€™t handle wanting to jump your bones every time they called you into their office, so they had to fire you. Lafayette kept saying you were ā€*une belle fleurā€ and Jefferson said you were ā€œa sight for sore eyes.ā€
You laughed hard as he did (very bad) impressions of the two of them and he started cackling with you. Afterwards, you wiped the tears from your eyes, but then you remembered what Alex said.
ā€œSo, is that all you came to tell me?ā€ You asked Alex.
He shook his head, ā€œI think you should stop by the office and say hi to a couple friends. Iā€™m sure a couple people missed you, some more than others.ā€ He winked and with that he was off, waving goodbye and yelling he hopes to see you soon. That night he texted you to come ā€œstop byā€ the office next Tuesday.
You left him on read.
~
The next week came soon enough and you texted Angelica that youā€™re taking the day off.
you: (7:17 AM)
hey angie im not gonna be at work today i have someā€¦stuff to take care of
angie: (7: 21 AM)
make sure you make them regret firing you ;)
You froze and re-read the text again.
Of course Alex would tell her, you thought. He canā€™t keep his big mouth shut.
You dressed nice today, not because you wanted to impress people. Oh no, youā€™re a well-known writer! You can dress whenever you want because you can!
You were walking into your former building when you heard someone behind you call your name.
ā€œHey (Y/N), dressed to impress a certain pair a people, huh?ā€ Alex asked teasingly as he fell into step with you.
You blushed and grumbled, ā€œShut it, Hamilton. I can dress nice if I want to dress nice.ā€
Alex held his hands up in defense and went to press the both button 10 and 11 of the elevators.
Nice to see theyā€™re still working, you thought sarcastically.
As the elevator neared the 11th floor, you quickly became nervous. You started fidgeting with your hands and straightening your shirt more times than you could count.
You felt Alex put a hand on your shoulder, ā€œHey, you donā€™t have to do this you donā€™t want to. Iā€™m sorry if you felt pressured to do this.ā€
You shook your head a took a deep breath, ā€œNo itā€™s fine, Alex. I think itā€™s best if I do this. Plus, I really wanna see that new secretary they have.ā€
Both of you laughed and the elevator dinged that you finally arrived at the Alexā€™s floor.
Alex walked out while you held the door to keep it from closing. You looked around to see that nothing had changed which made you smile.
You looked at Alex, ā€œIs Jefferson or Lafayette in today?ā€
ā€œThatā€™s why I wanted you to come in specifically today,ā€ He smiled. ā€œBoth of them are here.ā€
Your eyes widened while Alex smirked.
Heā€™s really enjoying this, isnā€™t he?
ā€œAlright Iā€™ve gotta go, (Y/N). I have a meeting with Washington.ā€ He said with a wave.
You waved goodbye to Alex and told him you would meet up with him soon.
It only took a few seconds to get to the next floor. The elevator dinged again and you took a deep breath and stepped out. You walked around, trying to find someone you recognized when you saw Maria.
ā€œMaria!ā€
Her head snapped up from the paperwork she was working up and a bright grin appeared on her face.
You both met each other halfway with a big hug.
ā€œOh my gosh, (Y/N)! Look at you dressed all fancy and competing in the big leagues!ā€ She said as she stepped back from you hug. ā€œGod I missed you!ā€
You both caught up with each other and she led you around the room until you reached your old cubicle. You saw a woman typing frantically on the computer while talking on the phone to someone and being surrounded by enormous piles of paper. You grimaced as you were reminded of your days being stuck in the same position as her.
ā€œYeah thatā€™s their new secretary,ā€ Maria whispered into your ear. ā€œHave you heard sheā€™s their-ā€
ā€œTwelfth one? Yeah Iā€™ve heard.ā€ You interrupted.
You both walked away and passed by both Mr. Jeffersonā€™s and Mr. Lafayetteā€™s office and saw both were empty. Maria noticed your confused expression and quickly explained they were having a meeting with Washington downstairs. The same meeting Alex is in. The same floor Alex is on.
ā€œY'know Maria? Iā€™m gonna go say hi to Al- Mr. Hamilton and Iā€™ll be on my way. It was so nice seeing you again.ā€ You smiled as you gave her another hug.
You decided to take the stairs down to see Alex since he was only a floor away. On your way down the stairs you texted him asking if he was done with the meeting since you didnā€™t want to wait for him.
you: (9:01 AM)
are u done with ur meeting?
mr. nonstop: (9:01 AM)
yeah just finished! im in my office come stop by
mr. nonstop: (9:02 AM)
u might hear me talking to people in my office but just come on in itā€™s fine ;)
You didnā€™t know why he added the winky face, but you shrugged it off. As you neared his office, you couldnā€™t help but feel something was off, but you kept moving forward. You opened the door to see Alex and Jefferson yelling at each other while Lafayette tried to calm them down. Alex was the only one to notice you walk in as the other two menā€™s back were facing the door.
ā€œ(Y/N)!ā€ Alex exclaimed as he jumped from behind his desk to give you a hug. ā€œI didnā€™t know you were stopping by today! What a nice surprise!ā€
As he hugged you he whispered to play along and you huffed and rolled your eyes.
You pulled out of the hug, ā€œHey Alex! I was just passing by and I couldnā€™t miss a chance to see you.ā€
Alex gave you a wink to signal that youā€™re doing great.
ā€œOh Lafayette! Jefferson!ā€ He turned to the two men who were gaping at the two of you. ā€œYou remember (Y/N), right?ā€
Your two former bosses gulped and nodded, still unable to form any words.
ā€œHow have you guys been?ā€ You asked sweetly with a big smile.
The two just stared until Jefferson nudged Lafayette.
ā€œU-umā€¦weā€™ve been f-fine, (Y/N). How about you? Do you have a new job?ā€
You were about to answer when Alex beat you to it.
ā€œWell actually they work for my sister-in-law! They are one of the head writers at The Schuyler Times and one of the biggest names on the east coast!ā€ He said proudly.
Both men looked even more shocked than before.
ā€œW-wow (Y/N), thatā€™s great!ā€ Jefferson finally spoke.
You smiled, ā€œWell I better be on my way! Iā€™m a very busy person and I just wanted to stop by and say hi to Alex!ā€
Alex went up and hugged you again, but this time he kissed your cheek.
ā€œMake sure to text me when you get home!ā€ He said as you walked out.
You nodded and walked out of his office, finally relaxing your shoulders. You were about to get in the elevator when a pair of hands grabbed you and shoved you into an empty room. You squealed and saw that Mr. Jefferson had been the one to grab you.
ā€œHow long have you and Hamilton been dating?ā€ Jefferson asked you.
Your eyes widened at his bluntness. You peeked over his shoulder and saw Mr. Lafayette staring at you with crossed arms.
ā€œI-well we arenā€™tā€¦uhā€¦dating.ā€ You stammered.
Mr. Jefferson took a step back from you.
ā€œThen what was with all the hugging?ā€ He asked.
ā€œAnd him kissing your cheek and to text him when you got home?ā€ You heard Mr. Lafayette spit out as he walked over to the both of you.
You blushed, ā€œI have no idea,ā€ You started backing into a corner. ā€œAlex and I are friends, but he usually is never affectionate like thatā€¦ā€
Mr. Jefferson put his hands on either side of your head against the wall, trapping you.
ā€œOh so you call him Alex now?ā€ He growled his name.
You furrowed your eyebrows and look straight into his eyes, ā€œWhoever Iā€™m friends with and I date is none of your concern! Of either one of your concerns!ā€ You yell as you look over to Mr. Lafayette and push Mr. Jefferson away. ā€œFrom what I remember you were the ones that fired me! So I shouldnā€™t even have to be speaking with the two of you!ā€
You started walking towards the door but you felt a gentle hand grabs yours.
ā€œOui, weā€™re sorry (Y/N). We justā€¦ā€ You heard Lafayette say.
You turned around and motioned for him to continued.
He looked over at Mr. Jefferson for some kind of reassurance and looked back at you, ā€œWe let you go because weā€¦like you too much, ma chĆ©rie.ā€
You gasped. You know that Alex told you the same thing, but actually hearing it from them makes it completely different.
ā€œWe couldnā€™t take the way how flawless you looked everyday. With your gorgeous eyes and hair. We couldnā€™t take how intelligent you are and-ā€
Lafayette was interrupted when you gasped again, but this time it was because you felt Mr. Jefferson wrap his arms from behind you.
ā€œWe couldnā€™t take the way your hips would move when you walk or how your eyes sparkled. We especially couldnā€™t take it whenever the word ā€˜Sirā€™ came out of your pretty little mouth.ā€
You whimpered at this, you didnā€™t know how much more you could take.
ā€œMa chĆ©rie,ā€ Lafayette asked. ā€œWould you be willing for us to make it up to you? You can come over to our house tonight and have dinner.ā€
ā€œW-well uh Mr. Lafa-ā€ You started to stammer.
ā€œMon amour, just call me Laf.ā€
You blushed at the new nickname. You were used to ā€œma chĆ©rieā€, but this was new.
You felt Mr. Jefferson kiss down your neck, ā€œAnd you can call me Thomas, darling.ā€
You shuddered at his administrations and nodded.
ā€œHow 'bout this, darling? You doll yourself up and come over to our place around 8. Then we can treat you to dinner,ā€ Mr. Je-Thomas said. ā€œAnd then at the end of the night we can make everything up to you.ā€ He whispered.
This time you shuddered and whimpered, already ready for what may come.
Laf pulled you out of Thomasā€™s grasp to pull you into his.
ā€œHereā€™s our address, ma chrĆ©ie,ā€ Laf gave you both his and Thomasā€™s number along with the address. ā€œWeā€™ll be waiting, mon amour.ā€
The three of you then walked out of the room, trying to look as inconspicuous as possible. But Alex caught your eye when the elevator doors were closing and winked at you.
This was quite a turn of events for you.
~
When you got home, it took a while for you to comprehend that youā€™re going on a date. With two men. Who were your former bosses.
When 5 o'clock rolled around, you changed into your favorite ā€œnight outā€ outfit, which made you look sexy but still very classy.
You had to control your breathing as your GPS told you that you were nearing their house.
Itā€™s ok (Y/N), you told yourself. You look hot and youā€™ll do fine. Theyā€™ve seen you at your worst, youā€™ll be fine.
As you pulled up to park, your mouth dropped. Their house was huge!
Itā€™s not even a house! More like a mansion! You said to yourself.
You shakily made your way up the stair and rung the doorbell. You nervously fiddled with your outfit until the door opened and your jaw dropped.
You know how usually when you see men in suits it usually makes them hotter? It wasnā€™t true for you since you see men in suits all the time. But behind the door you saw Thomas and Laf in completely normal and comfortable clothing which somehow made then ten times hotter.
ā€œ(Y/N)! You look amazing as always, darling.ā€ Thomas said as he and Lafayette led you in.
You looked around at the grand room and couldnā€™t help but gawk at it. Ā You were stopped when you smelt something amazing coming from what you assumed to be the kitchen!
ā€œI made pasta for us, ma chĆ©rie.ā€ Lafayette told you. ā€œItā€™s simple but I think you will like it.ā€
You grinned and nodded at him, unable to contain your excitement for the night.
After dinner all three of you decided to watch a movie. The three of you might have had a bit too much wine since you all ended up cuddling on the couch. You were enjoying the movie until you felt a hand wrap around your thigh. You looked and saw that Thomas was watching the movie as if he had done nothing different, so you shrugged and focused your attention back on the screen. A couple minutes later, however, another hand wrapped your other thigh.
You blushed and knew this was no mistake, but you werenā€™t going to say no to them. This is was you signed up for.
During the movie, both hands started creeping up your thighs until they reached just under your core.
You were already very needy from before, but this was driving you insane. You needed one of them to do something.
ā€œMa chĆ©rie, shall we continue this in the bedroom.ā€ Laf whispered in your ear.
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* une belle fleur = a beautiful flower
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so I watched Annabelle for the first time yesterday and I went in all excited cause it was hyped up to be great and I love the Conjuring movies but holy shit: ā€¢ Okay so right off the bat, they open and close the movie with scenes about the Actual Annabelle Case, but then create a fictional plot around the doll??? What??? Why??? ā€¢ ā€œTheir daughter ran away two years ago so we arenā€™t allowed to talk about my pregnancyā€ ā€¢ As someone who used to have an impressive collection of porcelain dolls...the are usually not that creepy holy shit. Iā€™ve only seen one creepy porcelain doll in my life, and itā€™s in my kitchen as we speak. Still not as overly-dramatic as they made the Annabelle doll. In the actual, real life case, the doll was a Raggedy Anne, and frankly? That would have been creepier to use? Something so iconically innocent? This was just trying too hard. ā€¢ Satanists breaking into the house, thatā€™s a very common and relatable problem ā€¢ The dramatic drop of blood from the girlā€™s neck onto the dollā€™s face, the Satanic symbol smeared in blood... 5 Edgy 9 Me ā€¢ Okay you wanna know what the God damn scariest part of this movie was???? When the doctor firmly puts her on bed rest, and then she just continues to walk around and work and do her job normally???? Are you lost on the concept of bed rest???? Sheā€™s out here hearing noises and shit and Iā€™m just screaming at my tv ā€œWHY WONT YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR BABY???ā€ bitch literally got stabbed in the stomach and thinks she can walk around like nothingā€™s wrong BYE ā€¢ I was ranting about that literally all night ā€¢ She tells her husband she wants to get rid of the doll, which is understandable, but then he just??? Throws it in the garbage???? Like 1) We know theyā€™re having money troubles and 2) We know the doll was really expensive. Pawn it, you dumbass. You donā€™t have to tell the buyers a cult member held it in their arms after she slit her throat! Thatā€™s not information that needs to come up! This couple is just flat out exasperating. ā€¢ All the zoom-in shots of her fingers at the sewing machine were 100% more nerve racking than anything else that happened in this damn film ā€¢ How the fuck did she not smell that fire ā€¢ h o w ā€¢ So this chick gets stabbed in her uterus and then falls on her stomach while inhaling smoke and you want me to believe this baby came out 100% fine?? K. ā€¢ Why was their apartment literally bigger than their house had been ā€¢ You know when I met John Zaffis and he was complaining that when every true ghost case his name is remotely attached to gets turned into a movie they never make a fictionalized version of him in the film but instead add in a priest that just looks like him, I thought it had to be an exaggeration...but they...they really did just create a priest and cast a guy that looks like him...why is this a curse he must bear...I donā€™t understand...Just put the man in your movies... ā€¢ Literally what the hell was up with the kids on the steps did we ever get a full explanation for that???? ā€¢ Bookshop lady sees random woman outside, decides to run out and give her a free book for literally no God damn reason. more at six. ā€¢ Okay so the doll somehow followed them to the apartment and that wasnā€™t a paranormal giveaway??? John, Mia, come on. ā€¢ And okay I can respect her wanting to keep it and all but why would she put it in her fucking babyā€™s room are you kidding me. What sense does that make. ā€¢ John was a Good Husband and I respect him but that boy was an idiot; Mia was a complete dumbass most of the film. So it was very hard for me to feel sympathetic towards them for most of the events??? idk ā€¢ The ghost apparently couldnā€™t decide whether or not it wanted to be seen as 7-year old Annabelle, Adult Annabelle, or an Actual Demon...calm down? I get spirits like being dramatic but we need some consistency Iā€™m sorry ā€¢ Literally what the fuck was going on in that basement scene. Like...what ā€¢ ā€œYou wonā€™t mind if I just keep this one for myself then...ā€ Um no Mia he should mind??? Thatā€™s a Literal Crime Scene Photo??? Itā€™s evidence for the case??? You canā€™t just take it jfc ā€¢ And the thing is??? She took that picture because she wanted to research the Satanic Symbol, but like??? We never actually did find out what that symbol stood for???? ā€¢ Local Woman Is Shown To Be Suicidal In The Past So We Wonā€™t Feel As Bad When She Sacrifices Herself Later. More at six. ā€¢ This doll just kept...deteriorating throughout the entire movie??? Like she collects porcelain dolls youā€™d think she be able to do something about that ā€¢ Local Woman Figures Out Doll Is Possessed, Still Keeps It Right Over Her Babyā€™s Crib For A Bit. more at six. ā€¢ When the John Zaffis Priest(tm) offered to take the doll I was just like...My dude. My dude. No. ā€¢ Like FIRST OFF if anything fucking bless the doll and the apartment before you leave??? Come on??? You know this is a serious enough situation that you wanna call the Warrenā€™s in but youā€™re not gonna actively do anything about it until morning? Bye. ā€¢ ā€œMAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULā€ calm down, Satan. ā€¢ John Zaffis Priest(tm) : *literally sees the ghost/demon of a girl who used to belong to his church standing a few feet behind him* ā€¢ John Zaffis Priest(tm) : *decides thatā€™s not his damn business and tries to enter the church and ignore it* ā€¢ I was so pleasantly surprised he survived that honestly ā€¢ Remember kids: If demons need your consent to steal your souls, than you need consent to have sex. Donā€™t be worse than demons. ā€¢ That whole scene where the baby was screaming but you canā€™t find her??? We get it, youā€™ve seen Poltergeist. ā€¢ Ooooh girl when she was bashing Annabelleā€™s head into the crib and then threw her on the ground- I was waiting for a shot where we find out that had actually been her baby. They fucking let me down there. That would off been a great scene (fucked up, but it is a horror movie after all) ā€¢ Dramatic Scenes Of The Husband Running Home. Will He Get There In Time? More at six. ā€¢ Why do they have to hold the doll as they kill themselves ā€¢ I like how both women were immediately ready to die for the baby but the man was just like ā€œwhy donā€™t we all take a breather and discuss this further over coffeeā€ while a demon is wrecking havoc in the room around him ā€¢ Local Woman Believes Her Greater Purpose In Life Is To Kill Herself So A Baby Will Live, more at RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IM PISSED ABOUT THAT FUCKING SCENE ā€¢ Like if you wanna ignore everything but the base of it- Evelyn was only suicidal in the first place because she wanted to see her daughter again. Something tells me if your soul is sacrificed to Satan you WONT BE SEEING YOUR FUCKING DAUGHTER AGAIN ā€¢ THE DEMONS JUST HAVE HER FOREVER NOW. WHAT THE FUCK ā€¢ W H Y ā€¢ WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD ENDING ā€¢ HOW MANY PEOPLE SAW THIS MOVIE AND HAD NO PROBLEM WITH THAT BEFORE IT WAS RELEASED ā€¢ U G H ā€¢ And then the doll just ~mysteriously moves away from the crime scene alone~ and ends up in a fucking antique shop okay ā€¢ Why did it take like a full year for John Zaffis Priest(tm) to get that picture of Mia and the baby developed for them ā€¢ About 20 minutes after suffering through this film I found myself in a parking lot of a TGI Fridayā€™s and got jump-scared by an old man in a car staring at me and I experienced more true terror in that one moment than I did during the entirety of this shit film ā€¢ Overall: Waste of time and I feel lied to 3/10 do not recommend unless youā€™re really easy to scare
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all of them for all your muses
fck u anna. at least i have a manageableĀ amount of characters. #roASTED #jk #ily
Put a tarot card in my inbox and Iā€™ll answer the question! // NOT ACCEPTING. (blame anna for that. jk iā€™ll probably answer some more of these)
bc u were a fckerĀ iā€™m putting my answers under read more for the sake of peopleā€™s dashes.Ā 
The Fool: What is the stupidest thing your muse has ever done?
Dany: Oh boy, the stupidest thing? Wow, thatā€™s a lot to choose from for her. But the stupidest has gotta be when she was five and she superglued her hands together so she could have the greatest karate chop known to man. Now that was an interesting hospital visit.Ā 
Sabina: Donā€™t know if this counts as stupid, but when she had kids way back when, sheā€™d go through a list of names before she actually yelled at the right child. (She had four kids).Ā 
Alexnder:Ā Kissing a telephone pole in the winter because his older sister dared him to. She said if he did it, heā€™d get to kiss her friend who he had a crush on at the time.Ā 
Dean:Ā He is also a muse that classifies as doing a bunch of stupid shit. The stupidiest thing would be stealing a book from another dragon in the 50s. Never steal from a dragon unless you want to be dead. And yes, this was a dragon he slept with. No, he didnā€™t get a book, but he got stitches.Ā 
The Empress: What would your muse name their children?
Dany: Well, as you know with being thany trash, you already know the names. But Iā€™ll throw some out there anyways: Beatrice, Elanor, Rosie, Henry, Alexander (lmao yeah), Thomas, Benjamin, and Charlie.Ā 
Sabina: She had four children and here are their names: Katrina, Phillip, Simon, and Rhoslyn
Alexander: Ella, Jackson, and Nora.
Dean: Never wants kids, but he had a little girl he never met and her name was Robin.Ā 
fuck after doing two of these iā€™m already done jfcĀ why did i take up this challenge to do all of them?Ā Judgement: Would your muse ever go back to their most recent ex-lover?
Dany: FUCK NO (her ex-lover would be Dean). She has a Teddy, she is perfectly fine with that old Welsh plant nerd.Ā 
Sabina: Sheā€™s had lots ofĀ ā€œloversā€, I use that term loosely. Sheā€™d rather use the term companion, but sheā€™s not activiely looking for one. To be honest, if her husband was alive, still, sheā€™d want to be with him. (but yes she is very happy with Raphael)
Alexander: No
Dean:Ā Maybe (it was Dany and yes he still loves her). NO
The World: What has been your museā€™s greatest success?
Dany: Tbh, actually finding someone who loves her completly. (iā€™m a sAP OKAY AND SHE IS TOO)
Sabina:Well, sheā€™s a CEO, so.Ā 
Alexander: He read 40 books in one summer when he was twelve.Ā 
Dean: He won a poker match based all on bluffs.Ā 
The Sun: What was the happiest moment of your museā€™s life?
Dany: The happiest moment of Danyā€™s life probably would be the moment when she was at her grandparentsā€™ for the weekend back when she was nine. Her grandfather played old jazz, her grandmother helped Dany bake, and her grandfather started a flour war. The not fun part of that memory was having to clean the kitchenā€”they all did it, though. Even then, I guess, it was fun for Dany.Ā 
Sabina: When she first held her first born baby, along with holding her children for the first time in general.Ā 
Alexander: When he won a spar against his siblings back when they trained together.Ā 
Dean: V-E Day.Ā 
Wheel of Fortune: Does your muse believe in luck?
Dany: Yes, but sheā€™s always shit out of luck.Ā 
Sabina: No
Alexander: Yes.Ā 
Dean: No
The Hierophant: What is one rule or law your muse would never break?
Dany: this is a toughy. Probably something to do with vandalism with CERTAIN (American) national monuments. Not all of them, but certain ones.Ā 
Sabina: Well, now in modern times, theft.Ā 
Alexander: Talking in libraries.Ā 
Dean: Oddly enough, something to do with jaywalking
Strength: Name a time when your muse had to be strong in the face of danger or trouble.
Dany: Her whole life, basically.Ā 
Sabina: When she lived on the streets with her sister.Ā 
Alexander: Heā€™s a hunter. Soā€¦
Dean: He was in WW2
The Star: If your muse had one wish, what would it be?
Dany: Itā€™s moribid, but for her mother to have died during childbirth. She feels, that if her mom had died during childbirth, she wouldnā€™tā€™ve had to go through foster care and her father wouldnā€™t be in jail. Her mom basically was the root cause of her childhood trauma.Ā 
Sabina: for her family to still be alive.Ā 
Alexander: To not be a hunter anymore.
Dean:Ā To know his daughter.Ā 
The Magician: What would your muse draw if given paper and markers?
Dany: Well, in canon, she canā€™t draw for shit. In some AUā€s she can draw, but for her main verse? yeah stick figures. Something to do with Captain America, probably.Ā 
Sabina: Lmao Raphael, probably, when he wasnā€™t looking. Joking with that (mostly). She prob would draw a still life of water lilies, i think.Ā 
Alexander: Doesnā€™t like to draw.Ā 
Dean: A stupid looking squirrel reading a book because heā€™sĀ ā€œnuts for knowledge.ā€ bye.Ā 
The Emperor: Name a time your muse has broken the rules.
Dany: Lmao. Uh. All the time.Ā 
Sabina: Back in the good olā€™ days, she stole food for her and her sister. Also, sheā€™s old as fuck. I donā€™t have the time to go through all the times she broke the rules.Ā 
Alexander: He has to break and enter into places as a hunter.Ā 
Dean: He gambles illegally and does illegal shit all the time.Ā 
FUCK THERE ARE SO MANY TO ANSWER how am i nOT DONE.Ā 
Death: If your muse had to change something about themselves, what would they change?
Dany: Her past. Ā also to not be allergic to cats.Ā 
Sabina: Sheā€™d like to be mortal.Ā 
Alexander: His insomnia.Ā 
Dean: His cowardance (yep. heā€™s a coward in the context of not seeing his daughter).Ā 
The Chariot: If your muse ruled the world, what would they change first?
Dany: Make foster care a better system.
Sabina: Access to health care and food to be more readily available.
Alexander: Doesnā€™t want to rule the world.Ā 
Dean: FIND THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA.Ā 
The High Priestess: What is the smartest thing your muse has ever done?
Dany: She doesnā€™t do many smart things. Ā BUT to be sappy hereā€”Probably letting Teddy in her life bc heā€™s helped her become a better person.Ā 
Sabina: Helping those in need and also, preserving artifacts and art.Ā 
Alexander: Not pissing off his sister when she was pregnant when he visited her and his brother inlaw.Ā 
Dean: Leaving his longtime girfriend and daughter behind. He wouldnā€™tā€™ve been good for them in the 60s.Ā 
Temperance: Would your muse remain calm despite the worst circumstances?
Dany: Depends on the circumstance.Ā 
Sabina: Yes.Ā 
Alexander: No.Ā 
Dean: No.Ā 
The Lovers: At what age did your muse first fall in love?
Dany: When she was seventeen, living on the streets. It was with a twenty-year-old woman who kept her under her wing when Dany pissed off the wrong person. She struggled with drug addiction, though, and Dany tried her best to care for her. (but if we want to actually go into how dragons actually love someone, it would be when she met teddy llmao so that would be when she was 24)
Sabina (awh shit i have to do math for this old fuck): When she was 37 lmao. She never really felt romantic love until she met her husband. Dragons donā€™t really feel that intense love all the time, it usually happens once. Idk if that makes sense. Iā€™m going crazy answering all these.Ā 
Alexander: When he was twenty three.Ā 
Dean: fuck i have to do math for him tooĀ  dslfjk I donā€™t think heā€™s really fallen in love with someone. Then again that might just be me going crazy answring all these.Ā 
The Hermit: If your muse were trapped alone on an island, name three things theyā€™d have to have..
Dany: Well, sheā€™d hate everything. She hates water. So tbh. Yeah. I canā€™t think of anything bc sheā€™s too freaked out in my mind to even come up with anything. Yeah. Hahaha yeah. Sheā€™d rather die than get trapped on a damn island surrounded by water.Ā 
Sabina: Sketchbook, pencils, and a compass.Ā 
Alexander: A knife, water purifier, and probably a book of some kind.Ā 
Dean: A pilot, a working airplane, and fuel for an airplane. Thereā€™s no way heā€™s getting stuck on an island.Ā 
The Moon: Has your muse ever had something unexplained happen to them? If so, what?
are you really going to make me answer this?
Dany: Um. Well. Learning she was a dragon was one of them.Ā 
Sabina: No
Alexander: Woke up on the other side of a state once, didnā€™t know how he got there.Ā 
Dean: No
Justice: Whatā€™s something your muse has been dying to admit or confess?
Dany: She loves pop music. So much pop music.Ā 
Sabina: Her favorite snack is one of those chocolate ice cream pops thing.Ā 
Alexander: Hates the color fushia.Ā 
Dean: Still loves likes hates Dany.Ā 
The Hanged Man: Name a bad habit your muse canā€™t give up.
Dany: Burning things.Ā 
Sabina: Peeling off a new manicure.Ā 
Alexander: Biting his nails.Ā 
Dean: Gambling.Ā 
The Devil: What was the worst relationship your muse has ever had?
Dany: With Dean.Ā 
Sabina: Probably with some painter in Italy during the Renaissance. He snored. Really loudly.
Alexander: Heā€™s never really been one for relationships. Heā€™s more so a one night stand kinda guy.Ā 
Dean: With Dany.Ā 
The Tower: What event would trigger your museā€™s breaking point?
Dany: Her fear of water
Sabina: A reminder that she canā€™t save everyone.Ā 
Alexander: Having to physically fight his family to get out of the hunting life. Ā 
Dean: Meeting his daugher.Ā 
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I'm so glad Kirishima is getting so much spotlight, he really deserves it!!!! And it looks like hes gonna get more, since hes in the main group along with Deku, Uraraka and Tsuyu. I;m so hyped!!!
Honestly!!!!!!!!!!! Thatā€™s one interesting group tbh, Kirishima and Tsuyuā€™s interactions are always incredibly adorable to watch and seeing Kirishima interact for so long with pure and good people is gonna be hard on my heart (I mean, you know Iā€™m 100% a bakusquad fan but theyā€™re all at least in part assholes and Kiri fits with them just right, he can be just like Sero and Kaminari and I love it, but then his interactions with Amajiki have been so pure can you imagine an arc filled with that Iā€™m already crying)
I just hope my other faves wonā€™t completely disappear through this arc haha sigh
Anon said: So which Kacchan quote do you like best "Die your bacteria fucks, dieee!" or "BRING YOUR DAMN TRASH TO ME"?
LMAO SORRY ANON BUT MY FAVE GOTTA BE
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WHAT A GODDAMN DISASTER THIS BOY IS
AnonĀ said:there's a terushima week. thought i might tell you bc i miss you drawing him ;3; might wanna join? :3
Anon said:Terushima week is this next week! (@terushimaweek) Might we maaaybe see some cute lil bokuroterus sometime soon? ;)
As Iā€™ve already said, sadly Iā€™ve found out about this too late to be part of it - Iā€™m not completely ruling out the possibility of doodling something one of the days, but I didnā€™t have the time to plan anything and Iā€™m still in the middle of working things through with the bakushima week and bakugouā€™s birthday soĀ I donā€™t knowĀ - they 19th is Teruā€™s birthday so maybe Iā€™ll draw something for it, but itā€™s also a super busy day for me so it really depends on how soon Iā€™ll be able to finish everything else Iā€™m working on orz Iā€™m sorry guys I seriously had no clue about this till, like, five days ago o
Anon said:Ā What are your thoughts on KiriDeku b/c I'm not even that into it but as soon as I saw art I was like "OMFG I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING SO PURE CHOULD EVER EXIST!!!" My following thought was that'd you may have something interesting to say (as you always do, I luv it), so here I am šŸ˜ Also, I love the blog, your amazing art, and you!! I truly appreciate all you do ā¤ļøā¤ļø
Awwww thank you!!! And I dunno, as things are now my opinion on a possible ship might change soon enough because it looks like their interactions amount is about to skyrocket, so anything I say right now is just a temporary answer? But generally I find their friendship incredibly adorable, though as of now I donā€™t think I can see anything romantic between the two... mostly because even though Iā€™ve seen them being friendly and supportive of each other I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever seen them actually connect over anything that wasnā€™t Bakugou?? Being friendly and supportive is just how they both are with everyone, before I can say I ship them Iā€™m gonna need something more singular to their relationship
I might be totally biased here considering where my main shipping lies, though haha
Anon said:HOSHIHINA!!!! YESSSSS!!!! PLEASE!!!!!! I think this is like.... my new OTP or well... a new OTP that I will gratefully put on the shelf next to all my other children in love!! oh yeah and THANK YOU for introducing me to both BNHA and d grey man! I'M IN LOVE!!! oH and YOUR ART IS AMAZING!!! KEEP IT UP!! I WILL GRATEFULLY SWALLOW UP ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING YOU POST IT'S AMAZING!!! YOUR OC'S TOO!!! Have a nice day!!
So much!!! HYPE in this ask!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!! Oh my gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much for EVERYTHING anon I hope youā€™ll have the best day!!!!!! *O* And Iā€™m SUPER GLAD you gave dgm and bnha a try!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anon said:Aww the kiss. I know you posted it the other day, but it wouldn't load on my tablet. They're so cute, those two. šŸ’œāœŒ
*lays down forever* they are arenā€™t they those pure idiots !!!!
Anon said:I'm laughing so hard. Literally everyone that read the new chapter was like expectation vs reality. I love my idiots. Also yas to HoshiHina
HoshiHina is an A+ ship with A+ potential and I think Iā€™m being slowly but surely swallowed by it - then again, what Hinata ship donā€™t I ship even ??? the mysteries
Anon said:To answer you question on what cheese sticks are, they're this disgusting processed cheese stick, also known as string cheese, and it's p much what it is, cheese in the form of a small stick that you can pull apart into strings and eat like that! (as you may have noticed, I'm not a fan hah) ((I don't know if you know the artist mookie, but she made a comic about bokuto eating a cheesestick whole before)
Anon said:Ā cheese sticks = string cheese? D: they are delicious i promise
Iā€™m seeing conflicting reports here (lol) but yes this might be a problem for me only because as I said Iā€™m Italian but what Iā€™m failing to see here is what kind of cheese are these things supposed to beĀ ???
Anon said:Are you into Kuroken?
Only as very good friends, I donā€™t ship it romantically at all
Anon said:I love your bakushimas, SO SO SO MUCH. God, and with the latest chapter, I just can't wait for more interactions with them. God, seeing as I think Kirishima was filmed by the people that were there, I want to see Bakugou's reaction to his new move.
This took me long enough to answer that we now know Bakuā€™s reaction was total and utter envy at how popular Kiri is LMAOĀ - but yeah I still think Baku already knew about Kiriā€™s new move! After all he most probably came up with it as they trained for the license exam and I canā€™t believe he wouldnā€™t test it against Bakugou to make sure he actually turns unbreakable? Also proud-of-himself Kiri yelling at the squad to check out his new move is too much of a good image I canā€™t let that one go hahaha
Anon said:I started following you for Haikyuu but started boku no hero academia in order to understand what your other drawings were so I thank you (and blame you) for getting me hooked on another anime and manga :)
Iā€™m!!!!!! HAPPY you ended up liking it???!!!! *O*
Anon said:I just wanted to tell you that you're my most fave artist here in tumblr istg i go to your page everyday just to go back at the fanart you drew if you didn't have any new, but when u have, my heart just swells and i fuss over it. God bless you because you opened my eyes for bakushimanari when i was just kiribaku back then.. God i love denki sfm right now bc of you, im sad bkk week is over though ahh and laven. Jfc i love your laven pls draw them more if u can šŸ˜˜ i hope you'll have a great day!!
Donā€™t!!!! worry anon Laven has been my #1 otp since I was sixteen at this point itā€™s just not gonna leave me ever, Iā€™ll definitely draw more of it in the future! And thank you??? so much?????? Oh man!!!!!
Anon said:Everyone in class 1-A: *trains as if they're gonna be in a battle royal and need to (literally) slaughter the competition* Competition: OBSTACLE RACE YAY
Well, the anime did change the training scenes a lot lol but LMAO anon theyā€™re highschoolers what were you expecting hahahahaha itā€™s already savage enough as it is, I assure you lol
Anon said:Hi hello yes are you up for some angsty stuff because my brain turns even the sweetest moment to that, like what if kaminari saw bakushima's first kiss and he becomes so sad b/c he crushes on them both but he pretends not to and starts teasing 'em like a true bro while hiding his feelings and idk it's only if you want but yeah, how's your day been?
..........I would lie if I said I didnā€™t think about this while drawing that kiss R I P my multishipper heart is gonna kill me BUT ITā€™S OKAY Iā€™m not one for unhappy endings so consider this - Denki sees them kiss, since heā€™s best broĀ and both Kirishima and Bakugou tend to wear their hearts on their sleeves he already knew this was gonna happen so heā€™s like, sad but resigned it hurts and he wishes he didnā€™t have to seeĀ it but he loves them both so much that he canā€™t help but being happy for how happy they are at the same time too (sure, being part of that happiness would be a dream coming true, but heā€™s used to never coming first he can deal with this hahahahahaĀ r i p)
Meanwhile a bit after the kiss once Kiri is a hundred per cent sure Bakugou isnā€™t going to explode his head off if he mentions his very huge crush on Kaminari he doesĀ and Bakugouā€™s like, shit, itā€™s not like heā€™d mind it because Kaminari is, well, heā€™s KaminariĀ and Bakugou isnā€™t sure whyĀ but heā€™s comfortable to be around and easy to talk to and heā€™s stupidly prettyĀ and like, yeah, okay, he might be into him too, maybe, he isnā€™t admitting anything here (not like he needs to, as stated already heā€™s pretty easy to read), but Kaminariā€™s also the no homoĀ type of het so itā€™s not like they can do much about this threeway crush or whatever, and Kirishimaā€™s like sure, I know, I just wanted to be open about this to avoid trouble, which is very sensible and will cut us on a lot of miscommunication angst this is getting out of hand letā€™s skip ahead I always forget how much fun I have writing this kind of bullshit
For however much Kaminari swore he could deal with it and how much heā€™s actually managing to deal with it heā€™s also the same brand of open book Baku and Kiri are and while it was easy to act like friends with no romantic feelings when everyone was doing the same, trying to hide from Bakugou and Kirishima while theyā€™re openly in a relationship turns out to be more or less impossible, mostly because he canā€™t seem to avoid the longing stares and sad smiles and theĀ I have to go I just remembered I have a thing to do byeā€™s when it becomes too much, and Kirishima might not be the brightest but heā€™s perfectly in tune with everyoneā€™s feelings and Bakugou might stomp on peopleā€™s feelings more often than not but heĀ is the brightest which means they notice and theyā€™re like god fucking damn itĀ - Bakugou in nature isnā€™t one to talk about problems until they burst out in fits of anger, but thank god heā€™s got Kirishima right there and they might not be 100% sure they got the reason for Kaminariā€™s weirdness right but theyā€™re exasperated and they at least want their friend to stop being weird and avoiding them, they missĀ him (and Kaminari seriously misses them too he feels so stupid for how big of a deal heā€™s turning this into) SO they corner him and talk it out cause Iā€™m a slut for open and honest communication and Kaminari straight out starts crying from happiness and relief before theyā€™re even done talking and Kirishima starts crying right after him because sympathetic crier supreme and Bakugouā€™s like you know what I changed my mind fuck both of you emotional disasters Iā€™m out
(spoiler he isnā€™t really)
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some-rfa-imagines Ā· 8 years ago
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RFA + V and Saeran as parents?
Yesssss~ Letā€™s do this! lolololol
Ā it might be a little short asĀ inspiration is running from meā€¦ gET BACK HERE YOU LAZY SHIT
SPOILERS FOR AFTER ENDINGS
Oh, itā€™s all under the cut after Yoosungā€™sĀ just forĀ length
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Yoosung
- very proud
- omg he carries a photo of your family in his wallet and shows it to all his friends
- heā€™s not that good with her tantrums and tries everything to make her happy. but sometimes he knows he has to be firm so he deals with it accordingly
- sometimes he gets stressed about your little girl so you have to do things for him - even if you just said you were going to rest
- sometimes you wonder who the baby in the family actually is
- your daughter is pretty chill and loves to watch him play LoLoLĀ (she loves all the pretty colours on screen even though she doesnā€™t really get whatā€™s going on)
- usually you have to drag her away after a little bit though because too much screen time is bad for her health (Yoosung didnā€™t even notice until she was tugging on his sleeve asking if she could sit on his lap and watch which is when you swooped in and took her away)
- Yoosung is a lost cause anyway
- reads a lot of animal picture books to her
- sometimes brings her to work with him onceĀ sheā€™s grown up a little more and shows her all the animals
- lets her help out whenever possible
- when sheā€™s older he teaches her LoLoL
- still asks her to study and helps her when she needs it they end up noogling a whole load of stuff
- when it comes to the talk he chickens out and asks you to do it
- your daughter grows up pretty self-sufficient and knows when to stop playing games and studyĀ unlike Yoosung when he was her age
- will probably comfort her a lot when her ex breaks her heart and then has the harshest glares youā€™d ever seen if they see them in public
Zen
- your son is more of a mamaā€™s boy which equals play-jealousy from Zen
-Ā ā€œHe loves you more than meeee~ā€¦!ā€Ā ā€œHaha Zen, sucks for you!!ā€Ā ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½*dramatic gasp*ā€
- he probably feels really bad whenever your son is throwing a tantrum and if itā€™s just them, heā€™ll take him away from people and just into the calm and quietly sing until heā€™s calmed down
- brings him to all of his rehearsals when you have work and lets him play with the costumes and go onstage
- all of the cast and crew love him
- bench presses with your son on his back
- so many cute selfies as a family jfc Zen thIS IS THE FIFTH ONE IN TWO MINUTES
- when he grows up, Zen teaches him manners and knocks into his head never to break a girlā€™s heart
- he grows up with perfect manners
- Zen tries his best to help out with homework, but considering he didnā€™t really care or do very well in school he makes sure his kid knows that grades and stuff donā€™t matter and itā€™s a lot more fulfilling to be happy in life.
- they usually sneak out of the house and meet up with V and his kids to just play and ignore responsibilities
- when he has to do the talk, heā€™s pretty chill about it but makes sure his son knows when to stop and when the other person feels uncomfortable etc etc etc
- just really worried
- takes to social media with a very vague tript when his sonā€™s heart is broken
- probably something along the lines of:Ā ā€œdamn, i never realised how expensive (insert comfort food) is until my son had his heart broken and wonā€™t stop eating itā€
- but doesnā€™t let the fans take it too far
Jaehee
- superstar mama
- seriously so organised with e v e r y t h i n g
- if your little girl throws a tantrum, sheā€™ll just sit her down and ask whatā€™s wrong. the situation would be very calm and end up good every time
- lets your little girl comeĀ ā€˜help outā€™ in the cafe whenever she wants
- all your regular customers love her
- they bake cookies and decorate them together for the customers
- Jaehee takes photos and hangs them up around the cafe and the house, taking down most of her Zen memorabilia
- if sheā€™s ever having a difficult time with homework, Jaehee swoops to the rescue and patiently explains everything until she understands
- your kid ends up the best in the class
- ā€œjaehee did you do her assignment againā€Ā ā€œwhat? noā€¦ i helped a little.ā€
- makes the best lunches ever that your daughter shares with Juminā€™s daughter
- every other kid is jealous
- when it comes to the talk, Jaehee explains very comfortably and answers every question
- and about love, she reminds her that no matter who she loves, sheā€™ll always be welcome at homeā€¦ as long as they donā€™t bring a cat or are an asshole
- your little girl grows up well behaved, organised and a great cook
- Jaehee will probably give a very thorough lesson to your little girls ex when they break her heart
Jumin
- spoils your little girl rotten
- but sheā€™s like her mama in that aspect - will take it but doesnā€™t always want it
- he doesnā€™t really know how to deal with her tantrums so you do it
- she makes a lot of macaroni photo frames (becsue they seem to have an endless supply of macaroni) and he uses every single one of them - even at work
- if anyone looks at them the wrong way heā€™ll most likely decline whatever theyā€™re offering
- gets her the best educationĀ he can get
- she ends up very close friends with Jaeheeā€™s daughter and they share their awesome lunches
- very protective of his little girl if anyone (especially Zenā€™s son *coughcough*) tries to date her
- he does a thorough background check on her partners
- he would probably be willing to do the talk but you fear sheā€™ll be very confused so you do it instead
-Ā ā€œi donā€™t understand, MC, i couldā€™ve easily done itā€¦ā€Ā ā€œJust- donā€™t worry about it, Jumin.ā€
- he teaches her about businesses and what to do when dealing with a rude person
- she grows up smart af, very good at business and a smooth talker able to deal with difficult partners
- will make her ex disappear if they break her heart
- like literally
(for the choi bois:
*screaming intensifies*
- now theres two original chois (the tomato brothers)
- two merged chois (Saeyoungā€™s partnerĀ and Saeranā€™s partner)
- and three baby chois (the tomato twins and tomato girl
= seven chois in total)
Seven
- heebus cheebus twins
- s O Ā M U CH Ā R ED Ā M AN Y Ā TO M AT Ā O Ā C HI LDR ENĀ 
- tbh heā€™d be s c a r e d to be a father but would end up nailing it
- probably is involved in their little arguments
- the kids are in love with all of his creations
- though you told him to remove the fire from the fire-breathing dog
- heā€™d tell dramatic stories about how a strong elf (Saeran) had been taken away from his brother by an evil serpent (r i k a) who had used him badly until a magical elf (their aunt) had helped him
- and the story of how the lonely strawberry (himself) who had always pretended to be happy until a kind piece of chocolate (you) helped them overcome all the bad things was their favourite
- every time he told that story, youā€™d begin to cry a little from behind the door. every time it was a different obstacle in your life together
- every other story was one of the RFA membersĀ and their partnersā€™ love story (but child proofed)
- theyā€™re already pretty smart kids but heĀ helps them out with all their difficult subjects by making them fun and interesting anyway
- Saeran and his daughter check in and they all do group study sessions
- they have a fun and loving childhood in general
- he does the talk though youā€™re in the room to make sure he doesnā€™t make it weird. it ends up weird anyway
- ā€œmum, was one of us unplanned?ā€ uhhhh what do you say here
-Ā ā€œYesā€ whAT THE FUCK SAEYOUNG *cue the twins arguing who was unplanned*
- he doesnā€™t care who they end up with as long as they make his kids happy, arenā€™t assholes and love cats
- if the boys have their hearts broken, heā€™ll probably go back to his hacking ways and glitch their accounts and buy useless stuff etc.
- by the end of the day, the Defender of Justice gives them their ā€˜punishmentā€™ for breaking his sonā€™s hearts
V
- g e n t l e
- heā€™s literally just as gentle as ever but definitely firm
- has this magical ability to calm your children?????? like, if theyā€™re arguing he just gives them this look and says heā€™s disappointed or how he canā€™t believe they would want to stress you out this muchĀ and theyā€™re calm and apologising????? what??????
- a very calm household usually
- you guys go out a lot and he takes a lot of photos whenever possible
- so many photos of your family around the house and in photo books
- he sings them to sleep whenever theyā€™re being difficult
- helps them patiently whenever theyā€™re having difficulty with schoolwork but if they really canā€™t get it, he tells them itā€™s okay and your grades donā€™t define your worth, talent or intelligence
- they all usually leave to go meet up with Zen and his son to take a break from Ā work (and to take photos in Vā€™s situation)
- they grow up incredibly kind, patient and calm
- you both do the talk and itā€™s all very chill and actually over quite quickly to your relief
- like the rest, he wouldnā€™t care who your children ended up with as long as their hearts arenā€™t broken or theyā€™re hurt at all
- scarily calm if their hearts areĀ broken like, itā€™s legitimately terrifying???
- you donā€™t ever hear about it again and it worries youā€¦
Saeran
- s t REs Se D? ?? 1?1?
- very worried that heā€™ll hurt your little girl in some wayĀ but gets over it pretty quick
- hardly allows Saeyoung near her but is cool with the Tiny Twinsā„¢ as long as sheā€™s not hurt
- not the best with any tantrums she throws (but sheā€™s usually a pretty chill kid) so he deals with it with ice cream
- they share a mutual obsession with ice cream so you usually have to hide it from them
- sheā€™s already a smart cookie but he tries his best to help her out in her weaker subjects anyways along with the Trouble Twinsā„¢ which usually ends up in disaster but whatever
- she grows up to be very happy and peaceful but with her fathers temper
- Saeran is concerned when she wants to start dating but respects her wishes as long as they arenā€™t a douche
Ā - the talk is probably very awkward so you have to swoop in and save the day
- if anyone breaks her heart (why would they even dare?) then heā€™ll get very very scary again and be extra-protective until sheā€™s happy again (it includes a lot of ice cream)
-
ehhhhhhhhh that felt repetitive
iā€™m sorry if itā€™s not that good, ideas are flowing out of me faster than the channels on TV so itā€™s kinda hard but I wanted to give you guys smth anyway ^^
pls forgive
bye bye!! *poof*
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