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mysterycitrus · 4 months ago

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lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur

#do u think a decade of this made him kill jason todd #dick grayson #robin #batman #the joker #dc comics #mart #thinking about the joker painstakingly painting his lil egg and shipping it off #and clowns international is so repulsed it gets rts two weeks later #eddie makes fun of him for it so joker tries to kill him on live television

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 2 years ago

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sorry

#to all the people followed me not knowing what resident evil is #im sorry but the guy u guys think has a happy ending where everyone loves him dies 3 times #like actually #he dies on 3 different occasions #and all his loved ones betray his trust #then he dies permenatly and is trapped in a purgatory full of his traumas and the people who previously tried to kill him

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somepinkthing · 4 months ago

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Something something tim drake who has never been put first by anyone he's ever loved in his life being told he is not only kon's first but also his only robin..... for the only thing that kon cared abt to be the fact that tim felt wanted and treasured and important to someone....., that he didn't give a damn about how other ppl might feel about what he just said....... esp knowing that he literally had his home and title and dad ripped from him in the last year......

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stefisdoingthings · 3 months ago

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ark aftermath

#being in the ark with knives who had gathered such immense power definitely fucked with vash's brain #their fight before the ark haunts me. what do you mean 'blackness of decay' jesus christ #it reminds me of 'youve got more of them...scars'#knives seeing that his brother is actively like. dying.#also what do u mean knives tried to merge with him. that definitely took a toll on both of them #anyway so vash has vivid hallucinations of his brother and whatnot #wolfwood hates himself for that obviously #just imagine the horror he would experience if vash called him 'knives'#vash literally spitting blood because 1) anxiety 2) hes so fucking tired and tortured and shit #he wants a break guys give him a break #but ooobviously vash (the man he is) he'll never accuse wolfwood of trapping him in the ark. of betraying him etc #so he'll just be happy to be there alive and relatively well and hope the same for his brother #at least for the time being before vash meets him and kills him #this is the longest comic ive made sorry if it feels a bit rushed/not well concluding #best i can do #its been kicking my ass for the past week and i just wanted to be done w it #trigun #vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #trigun maximum #trigun fanart #my art #millions knives #<- for a fragment of a second #what else #tw hallucinations #tw blood #tw emetophobia

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romatito · 2 months ago

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i am not immune to nekotalia spamano 😔😔🐱🐱

i think that bc roma has such a catlike personality already, he wouldnt get along with the cat version of himself very well and theyd end up just. fighting with each other constantly. which.... pisses romano off even more because. thats a fucking CAT what do you MEAN ?! and meanwhile spain just finds it all hilarious. and kind of adorable tbh.

#spamano #hetalia world stars #nekotalia #hetalia au #hws spain #hws romano #hws spamano #roma isnt aware hes cuddling with neko!spain btw. and later he wakes up to neko!roma trying to suffocate him by sitting on his chest #lovino goes to tell antò his fucking cat tried to kill him and antò is like. lovi. hes a cat. ur gonna be fine #meanwhile neko!roma is glaring daggers behind him like 🤬😡 die u bastard #lovino doesnt claim ownership of either cat but antò is like 'yeah these are ours :)'#also btw can u tell i dont. draw animals normally. lmfao #my art

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andypantsx3 · 1 year ago

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they need to let me out of this meeting i need to go home and write 1.2k of best friend bakugou holding you so unexpectedly gently after a break up with your bf

#and then when u fall asleep he tries to scale your ex's building to kill him!!!!

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shellxrls · 10 months ago

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(not my edit!!)

HES SO BF. i love doing charity work & dating deranged white men to console them.

#u guys don’t get it this is the type of love i want #i want him #to be so crazy over me he tries to kill me 🩷#snows just a big baby lemme mother him a bit #can’t fix him but i cld probably manipulate him #coriolanus snow #tbosas #coriolanus snow smut #coriolanus snow imagine #coriolanus snow x reader

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ranticore · 7 months ago

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not to be like "well I have ten thousand words worth of written prose about this" but i do have about that much of what can only be described as monster hurt/comfort, the story of the human falconer who finds raggedy starving cuinn and takes him in. maybe I'll throw it up on google docs for u guys

#yes of course cuinn tries to kill him multiple times before finally understanding that he's being helped not harmed #and yes of course he's wary and suspicious due to his past experiences of hardship and finds it hard to trust people #what do u take me for

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sasukeless · 2 months ago

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2024 and deidara stans still trying to gaslight me sasuke winning was plot armor omg move onn

#how is sasuke using manda to escape an asspull but deidara exploding himself and everything around isn’t 👹?#sasuke had won There only reason kishimoto pulled that last move is because he didn’t want sasuke to kill anyone yet jsjjsjs actually if u #pay attention closely he does this alot. he doesn’t want sasuke to come off as a cold blooded murderer to the audience (tho the audience t #tries to paint him as such)#only time kishimoto allows sasuke to be “brutal” is 5ksa and there’s a whole context for that But whatever #mine

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thegreatcrowdragon · 8 months ago

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My beautiful girlfailure wife and schneeball cookie is here too I guess

#cookie run #cookie run ovenbreak #maple taffy cookie #schneeball cookie #can’t believe I got her name right first try #whyyy no playable maple taffy. do u hate me devsis #anyway if I was in the room and she tried to destroy that brooch I think I’d kill her #not because of maple taffy just because I love shiny objects and what the fuck is wrong with her #YOURE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BREAK ROCKS LIKE THAT IDIOT YOU COULDVE TRAPPED HIM

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moeblob · 12 days ago

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I wrote an essay about this then deleted it.

#my characters #just know that the girl has been dead for centuries i guess and no she isnt possessing him #hed enjoy it too much if he was possessed #he craves the possession and he will continue to ask the deities in his life to possess him please just once just for science #spoiler - after ymber (the deity of deacons city aka the city of water) blesses him and casts a ward on him #the other deities are like sorry dude ymber kinda blocked it off and it would literally kill you if we tried #(so deacon goes to ymber and is like YOU HAVE TO POSSESS ME THEN YOU DID THIS TO ME ! I COULDA PERSUADED ONE EVENTUALLY!)#and ymber is like why is this your biggest concern in life i really and truly have questions about this whole possession obsession - r u ok

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worstloki · 24 days ago

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Loki simply does not have the wiles to usurp the throne. sorry

#i know it's a big deal that he's cunning and manipulative but literally how #the best usurping action i can think of is loki telling thor to put him in charge and thor is confused but says ok #has he actually managed to manipulate people at some point or is it only normal stuff #like telling thor he's right and should totally not attack jotunheim because that's treason #avengers 1 loki wasnt really conscious #i guess he got the throne in thor 2? but that wasnt shown #im convinced odin went into odinsleep or something #like that isnt cunning the man was trying to Kill Them #even dumping the man on earth. because odin tried to kill them what do u want #that isnt a tactic it is actually very blatant and simple

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boxofthings · 8 months ago

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dare i say shadow!roach with ur gravesroach thoughts?

omg I was literally just thinking of this hdjshfjiwid you have no idea how excited I was to see you say this, Santi!! This could be SUCH an interesting sub plot

I'm just thinking of the aftermath of Roach's almost death where he's picked up by Shadows and specifically being looked after by Graves

I understand Graves is a cocky backstabber, but his relationship with his Shadows genuinely does seem pretty wholesome, I can imagine if he got a new recruit he'd be a very attentive mentor ( I rewatched the scene in MWII where Graves keeps calling out to his downed Shadows and urging Shepherd to send backup for them, like he def cares for his men)

I was also thinking of having Graves be the one to teach Roach ASL because oof think of that extra internal conflict when Roach has to choose between helping the 141 and staying loyal to SC and specifically the man who helped him adapt to military life post-injury ughhhh

Literally, any Roach-centric pairing has me in a chokehold. Angst for days, I love it.

I feel like this could go either two ways:

Graves genuinely does care for Roach's wellbeing (as seen in canon with his actual shadows) and develops a close bond while helping Roach recover from his injuries (could lead to some interesting dynamics between Graves, the 141, and Shepherd)

or, Graves is fully on board with Shepherd's plan to use Roach as leverage against the 141 and only pretends to form a bond with him (just more trauma for Roach lol poor guy)

either way, they'd lead to some good conflict

and if you factor in the whole GhostRoach focus of this AU, I think adding a GravesRoach sub plot would be extra juicy (think of Ghost's reaction when he finds out Roach is alive and all personal with the commander of SC)