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starry-toya · 8 days

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owie my uterus is bleeding wtff

i ran out of tags woah i didn't think I could do that but I could talk abt how much genuine fear goes through my being when I think of the idea of the average female biology. and then some dudes will go and complain about how terrible it is to get boners at slightly inoppurtune timings and pretend its worse than our shit like. man the hormones alr make me horny as shit I'd much rather deal w ur weird schlong crap rather than the terrifying idea of my own biology

#the female reproductive system is genuinely just such body horror #first u get ur periods which r like #one of ur fucking organs contracting to squeeze its fucking blood out #to prepare ur body for a child???#and ur body starts this at the age of fucking 11 or smth #and is like if u get a baby like this u will undergo severe complications until u reach a certain age lol #but ur still gonna bleed for a week every month out of a hole between ur legs like some sort of fucking. cult thing #and it doesnt matter if u CANT HAVE KIDS EITHER UR UTERUS IS JS LIKE NAH IMA DRAIN UR BLOOD ANYWAYS BITCH #the fucker doesn't even gaf if u want kids or nah 😔#then after spending a good entire lifetime dealing w that shit #u become 50 and get fucking menopausal #which is periods without the bleeding n prepping u for babies aspect but it does have the emotional and hormonal turmoil #times a gajjilion percent #and then the entire CONCEPT OF PREGNANCY MY FUCKING GOD #its like haha child is what ur body has been prepping u for for ur entire life !!!#anyways so if u have a kid it will literally have a tube connected to u from the inside to eat #and then to get the baby out u have to fucking #plop it out from aforementioned hole bw ur legs #which makes the hole fucking TEAR N SHIT???#ALSO UR PUSHING A FUCKING CREATURE #OUTTA YHIS WEENSY HOLE BW UR LEGS MAN #THATS FUCKED UP #AND PREGNANCY IS LIKE #OHHHH UR GONNA GET SUPER HORMONAL N SHIT #SO GET READY TO CRY OVER GETTING CROUTONS WITHIN THE TIME FOR UR CRAVING TO SUBSIDES #AND U GET ALL EMOTIONALLY FUCKED UP OVER LITERALLY EVERYTHING #UR FUCKING EYEBALLS WILL POP OUT.#UR GUMS BLEED #U GET BLOATED LIKE CRAZY #AND UR SKIN HAS TO ACCOMODATE TO ANOTHER THING LIVING INSIDE OF IT.

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