#UR GUMS BLEED
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owie my uterus is bleeding wtff
i ran out of tags woah i didn't think I could do that but I could talk abt how much genuine fear goes through my being when I think of the idea of the average female biology. and then some dudes will go and complain about how terrible it is to get boners at slightly inoppurtune timings and pretend its worse than our shit like. man the hormones alr make me horny as shit I'd much rather deal w ur weird schlong crap rather than the terrifying idea of my own biology
#the female reproductive system is genuinely just such body horror#first u get ur periods which r like#one of ur fucking organs contracting to squeeze its fucking blood out#to prepare ur body for a child???#and ur body starts this at the age of fucking 11 or smth#and is like if u get a baby like this u will undergo severe complications until u reach a certain age lol#but ur still gonna bleed for a week every month out of a hole between ur legs like some sort of fucking. cult thing#and it doesnt matter if u CANT HAVE KIDS EITHER UR UTERUS IS JS LIKE NAH IMA DRAIN UR BLOOD ANYWAYS BITCH#the fucker doesn't even gaf if u want kids or nah 😔#then after spending a good entire lifetime dealing w that shit#u become 50 and get fucking menopausal#which is periods without the bleeding n prepping u for babies aspect but it does have the emotional and hormonal turmoil#times a gajjilion percent#and then the entire CONCEPT OF PREGNANCY MY FUCKING GOD#its like haha child is what ur body has been prepping u for for ur entire life !!!#anyways so if u have a kid it will literally have a tube connected to u from the inside to eat#and then to get the baby out u have to fucking#plop it out from aforementioned hole bw ur legs#which makes the hole fucking TEAR N SHIT???#ALSO UR PUSHING A FUCKING CREATURE#OUTTA YHIS WEENSY HOLE BW UR LEGS MAN#THATS FUCKED UP#AND PREGNANCY IS LIKE#OHHHH UR GONNA GET SUPER HORMONAL N SHIT#SO GET READY TO CRY OVER GETTING CROUTONS WITHIN THE TIME FOR UR CRAVING TO SUBSIDES#AND U GET ALL EMOTIONALLY FUCKED UP OVER LITERALLY EVERYTHING#UR FUCKING EYEBALLS WILL POP OUT.#UR GUMS BLEED#U GET BLOATED LIKE CRAZY#AND UR SKIN HAS TO ACCOMODATE TO ANOTHER THING LIVING INSIDE OF IT.
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Arrival to Al Simhara! ☀️🐍
Edward has finally made it to Al Simhara, and the view is gorgeous! He bolts over to the nearest sink to wash his hands and brush his teeth, because lord knows his breath has been ATROCIOUS. After being surrounded by nothing but salt water and fish, Edward is ecstatic to have access to tap water again!
#ts3#ts3 gameplay#ts3 simblr#ts3 screenshots#ts3 challenge#*Edward Li#*mnsc:gen1#midnight sun challenge#ik those gums were BLEEDING 💀#you don't know how good you have it until you can't brush ur chompers 😔
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FUCK I need to get back on top of flossing better just got myself bad trying to floss beside one of my canines.
#ramblings#not flossing regularly can make ur gums bleed a little when you do but oh my god the amount of blood coming from it. had to get a tissue to#soak a bit of it up bc i was tasting too much of it euck#i have to make sure i get that space good too since that canine is crooked (i like it like that i dont want to correct it) and the side it#bled* bad on is pushed up against the premolar so its really easy for gunk to get stuck there#yeouch! dont wanna go through this again
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why is it every time I look up how something really fucking weird can happen to the human body, one of the causes is always menstruation?
#examples from most to least common#breast pain. migraines. cramping of vaginal canal. depression. hallucinations. mouth and gum pain.#shedding and passing the whole uterine lining at once. loose teeth. crying blood.#thats just off the top of my head im sure there's weirder shit#but how much of it is actually bc of periods and how much of it is doctors going 'idk but ur bleeding rn so its probably related somehow'
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i love hearing about your worldbuilding its my favoritest thing eaverrr 🎤what are ur current thoughts about car bloods if you have the time🥺
ifnot: 🐢 tortiese
i will happily make time for worldbuilding :)
not sure if specifically abt Genetics or about literal Bloods but ive talked abt genetics enough so blood time:
Cars have many different fluids that are integral to their function. Blood is not really one of them - they have substitutes for blood. And they have no repair system, so the important part of blood (keeping cells alive to regenerate) is not important.
But in cars universe, cars have a more organic composition and I would guess a small amount of self-repair ability? Because they're not concerned about little scratches or scrapes. They also eat non-metal foods. So these 'organic' components would make sense to have blood. (They're not really organic but are more closely resembling an organism to a rock or metal. It's a special pseudoalloy specific to the Cars universe) Car blood is called blood, nerve-blood, or ichor. It is highly toxic to organic life when wet. It has a very cloying copper-grease smell and moves strangely, as if mercury had a lower surface tension. When newly dry (an hour to five years) it has a soft clayish composition, often easy to mix with dirt. After five years, it slowly hardens and compacts with itself to become as hard as literal rock - sometimes taking hundreds of years. At the rock stage its original colour deepens and forms crystallic refractions. Ichor comes in many strange colours. It often coincides with a car's eyes or paint but there is no direct link to either. A car's gums and tongue are coloured with ichor. It is rarely seen in liquid form because its hoses run deep within a car's chassis and cabin, and are not supposed to be found. Major accidents or surgeries to the chassis rail can split these hoses and cause leaks. Damage to the gums and tongue can also cause bleeding but are rapidly repaired by the body.
Ichor dissipates easily into soils or substrates, and when dry, becomes a rich mineral deposit for certain plants or fauna. Metalroot is the most famous ichor-eating plant, known for growing over car's graves. Metalroot is a low-growing, densely leaved plant whose white flowers have a distinct chromatic gleam in sunlight. There's also a few animals that will dig for dried ichor because of its mineral richness.
Ichor eventually moves down into the rock bed. All cars come from the rock and they return to it. Many cars believe it's ichor that carries the cars' soul, and also that a car can remain as a ghost until their ichor is dissipated into rock. (And some believe that with a ritual, some pure ichor, and a body, a car's soul can be re-tethered.)
Large veins of crystallic rock-hard ichor, exposed to the right conditions, can sometimes bud and form bitlets that are an entirely new genetic subspecies of car. These species will have genetic components from whichever mixed bloods they spawn off, but are often new and different. Open rockfaces with ichor deposits are jealously guarded by individuals hoping to discover a new breed of car.
And rarer still, the buds turn into monsters...
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here’s my list of anime dudes and chicks who’d fuck with eating ass and why;
(tw, i allude to dark subjects at some points, please be cautious and keep yourself and your mind safe <3)
animes; one piece, jjk, mha, aot
sanji— he’d be weird abt it, too loud, too wet, too gross abt it, idk man he’d be NEEEAAASSSTY.
zoro— not weird but he’d be like…so in love with your ass. like you gotta beg him to touch your clit cause he’s so focused on ur booty
law— hrrngh. hnnngfh- mmmmph.. love him. anyways, another one obsessed with ass but he’d be that sleaze who licks from your clit to asshole. like he edges you by just licking long stripes from one hole to the other reeeaalll slow. fingerbangs you like a MOTHER FUCKER while eating ur ass tho, like the kinda fast that looks like it hurts but feels fucking fantastic
luffy— obviously. no duh. no shit. he’s feral with it, but like law he switches between pussy and ass.. okay wait nvm he leans towards ur ass more imo, more stuff to actually ingest ig
doffy— he doesn’t wanna admit that he’s so fucking into ass, like the sight of a lil booty hole and he’s rock fucking hard, so he makes it a humiliation thing. like he’s making you feel pathetic and horrible for cumming from your ass like his dick isn’t sore as fuck and he’s cumming dry.
i really wanna say shanks. i really wanna fucking say shanks…. i’m saying shanks. he’d be lazy abt it tho, mainly eats you out to get your ready for his dick ngl, more of an ass fucker than an ass eater.
KIDD. KIDD. ON GOD. he’d be like doffy except he’s open abt LOVING ass AND humiliating you. he’s so fucking mean and on his knees slurping and sucking and fucking. deco loves biting your ass so hard you bleed. he’d fuck dry. yes he would.
hrrngk- nami<3– yall i have a PHAT crush on nami.. obsessed with her being obsessed over her bestie. anyways. FUCK. GOD. she’ll never fucking tell you abt it, never ever, but you can always feel her thumbs twitching near your lil pucker when she goes down on you, BIIIGGG into spanking tho. bitch leaves marks through jeans.
gojo— it’s gojo satoru, of course he’s into ass. he is THE man. THE MAN. he’s gonna eat ass, he’s gonna eat pussy, he’s gonna cum in ur mouth and make out, he’s gonna cum in your holes and eat it out. nasty mf with nasty desires.
g-..hm..yeah geto— he’d also be a humiliator. he doesn’t REALLY like ass all that much, doesn’t mind it, BUT.. it upsets you, makes you all teary and squirmy and he DOES like that. spanks so hard you welt <3
sukuna— fuck off you know why. i-i don’t have to say anything, ITS SUKUNA
mommy— I MEAN SHOKO— big bad mommy dom who makes you eat her ass then shoved all kinds of shit in your holes <3 loves doctor play and ‘taking your temp’ the old fashioned way <3 (god spit on me…)
aizawa— UUUUGGGHHHH :( i feel like he’s one of those men who loves fucking ass more than pussy, yknow? he’ll shove a vibe up there, turn it on full blast, and make you sit on his face while he eats you out and fingers ur pussy <3 a true gentleman who cums hands free when you squirt on his face and squeal then draws you a bath <33
fat gum— too easy. too fucking easy, gang he’s another everything man, loves it all.
ende-hm. en. hm. lemme sit on it for a second.
HOLY SHIT DABI— oh such an ass fucker, such an ass eater. he likes it for the taboo, naughty, gross aspect of it. the more you hate it the more he adores it. OH LORD he’d burn lil hearts on your ass so you couldn’t sit, make you lay face down and naked so he can eat your ass out while you’re ‘healing’ (he’s gonna do it again when they’ve scarred over.)
MIDNIGHT.— shes an either-or. she’ll let you choose which she eats out but both holes WILL be stuffed.
miruko— ofc dude. like. ofc. she’s got this carrot dildo you see, BABE JUST HEAR HER OUT PLEASE JUST LISTE—
eren mf yeager, BOTH yeager brothers— zeke is just an ass man, nothing really weird, just loves bootyhole. EREN NOW. eren’s like sanji. like literally so fucking loud and so fucking annoying and so fucking GROSS. there spit and lube everywhere, he’s drenched, whined and cries when you don’t let him fuck ur ass
jean(?)— also cried when you don’t let him go through the backdoor:( he’s such a crybaby, fucking your pussy so hard you can’t breathe while his thumbs are both hooked in your ass, i bet that’d feel weird as fuck cause he uses them to pull you back in.
hange— another obvious gross one. they’d be..so hot with it. god. i love team ‘girlcock hange’ btdubs. they’re the kind to finger you while DEMOLISHING your ass, spitting on ur pussy and rubbing your clit to tight and fast you’re dizzy all while they try and dig their dick deep enough to punch your gut.
GOD I WANNA SAY FUCKING REINER BUT I DONT THINK HES REALLY INTO IT :(
yknow who is??
endeavor, i decided he’d be an ass fucker. ooohh yeeeaaahhh… he’s not weird abt it, but the SSSSECOND you say you wanna get your ass ate he’s tossing you on the bed and ripping off your pants. a snogger, shoves his face ALL up in there <3 another one who SPANKS AND SLAPS AND SPITS AND BITES. he’d be like hange, fucking the shit out of your ass with his.. yknow those like, big logs of ground beef you can buy at stores? enji, anyways, and he’s finger blasting ur cunt with two fingers cause they’re big enough that if he fisted you he’d prolly fucking kill you.
k done. can you tell i’ve discovered a new kink guys?????
I HIT THE TAG LIMIT LMFAO
#.v speaks#.venus updated!#GOD here we go.#tag dump.#..mha#..jjk#..one piece#..aot#..croc#..nami#..sanji#..law#..zoro#..doffy#..shanks#..gojo#..geto#..sukuna#..shoko#okay fuck that nvm#jjk smut#mha smut#aot smut#one piece smut#op smut#tw dark content#hahaha#bootyhole#count how many different ways i said ass#tw dark themes
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unsaid | dean winchester x fem!reader
request: "Heyyy, idk of ur requests are open but if they are can u please write a dean Winchester x ex girlfriend smut who is a hunter and who dean is still not over. Sam and Dean rescue her from a vampire nest and dean is angry and worried after her and she's all like "stop acting like you care" and he says something like I'll show u how much I care" + angst + kinda enemies x lovers + dark dean? + marking ; ( set in early seasons llke;1,2,3)" from anonymous
description: after nearly losing y/n to a nest of vampires, her and dean quarrel which leads to something more.
trigger warnings: angst, gun usage, sexual content, seductive behavior, arguing, foul language, marking, oral sex, unprotected sex, etc. please do not proceed in reading if you are under the age of 18.
word count: 2.5k
With your wrists tied tightly in thick rope, you could smell the blood that seeped out from your bruised skin as you were beginning to regain consciousness. You found yourself in a dark room, the only light that shone was from the subtle crack of the door. You were held against a wooden pillar, the rope wasn't giving in as you tried to free yourself.
Your machete was lying against a coffee table in the middle of the room. You lifted your head to see a small group of people coming in through the slightly opened door.
Squinting your eyes, you saw them coming closer dressed in Mick Jagger styled clothing. You parted your lips and stared at them as them headed towards you, strutting as though they were at the top of the hierarchy of monsters.
"You're the morons that jumped me?! You look like a bunch of high school rejects," You laughed as they surrounded you, most of them were men and a few of them were women.
"I'd be careful what you say next, honey," The tallest of them lowered his head to whisper in your ear. You quickly went from laughing to rage, flaring your nostrils as you glared at them.
"Or what? You'll kill me? How original," You snapped.
"We could, but that wouldn't be as fun as watching you bleed out.. dry," He stood up straight and smiled, fangs beginning to push through his gums.
The whole time you had been attempting to pull out your pocketknife from your back pocket, so the more you spoke the more distracted they were to these actions.
"Not very smart," You replied. You used your left hand to reach into your right back pocket, where the knife sat.
"Why's that?" He questioned with a chuckle.
"Well the longer you let me sit here, the longer it'll take me to find a way out," You stated. His face dropped, but his fangs were still out. You were able to grab the pocketknife, flip it open and cut through the rope the whole time, without their acknowledgment.
The sound of the door being kicked open made you all turn your heads to see who was there and to your lucky surprise, it was the Winchesters. You smirked subtly as the vampires rushed towards them which gave you time to cut yourself free.
Once you freed yourself, you hurried across the room and lunged for your machete that was sitting on the coffee table. You snatched it by the handle and hurried towards the vampires. You swung it at one of their necks, decapitating one of them to see Sam standing before you.
"Thanks for backing me up," You spoke quickly.
"No problem," Sam replied.
You turned to see Dean taking on three vampires, so you went to his assistance and swung your blade across one's neck, beheading them effortlessly. It didn't take long before you all had wiped out the entire nest.
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Walking along the grass, you were beside Sam as Dean followed. You were still tired from being knocked out and the bruises were still upon your wrists, along with the blood that seemed to have dried by now.
"You could've been killed, Y/N/N," Dean finally spoke as you stopped in your tracks and turned to look at him.
"Don't act like you give a rat's ass about me, Dean," You grumbled. Sam awkwardly climbed into the Impala as you and his brother began to argue.
"I do care!" Dean defended. "Despite what happened between you and me a long time ago, I don't ever wanna see you hurt or worse."
You clenched your jaw and stared at him with exhausted eyes. "I can take care of myself," You replied.
"I never said you couldn't," Dean said.
"But you implied it."
"No, I didn't, actually."
"Yes, you did."
The two of you were stubborn as mules. You stood there, staring at him blankly for a while as stillness filled the atmosphere. The only sound came from crickets singing and frogs croaking. A subtle thunder rumbled in the distant skies.
"Just.. take me back to the motel I'm staying at, it's the Riverside Peak," You whispered, no desire to argue any longer.
Dean said nothing and walked towards the Impala, you headed towards the car and got into the backseat. You released a gentle breath and remembered the few times you had road with the Winchesters in their most luxurious vehicle.
Your dirty fingertips grazed over the leather seat, replaying a few memories you and Dean shared in the back of his car.
The rumble of the engine pulled you from your thoughts.
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Once Dean pulled up to the motel room you were staying in, you climbed out of the car and looked through the passenger window at the two of them.
"Thanks again for helping me out, I owe you one," Your lips formed a thin smile as the two of them waved you off.
"We'll be in touch," Sam replied. You nodded and walked towards the door to your room, unlocking it with the key and walking inside. You latched the door shut and listened to the Impala's engine driving off.
You dragged your feet towards the bathroom to have a shower, the feeling of blood and dirt against your skin wasn't one you liked to sleep with. You took a longer shower than normal that night, letting the hot water run down your skin. Goosebumps arose along the surface of your arms and legs as you stood there, beneath the steaming hot water.
The water eased the pain of your wounds the longer you stood in there. With your back facing the showerhead, you leaned your head back to let more of the water run through your hair.
It wasn't long before you got out after having washed your body and hair. You cut the water off and stepped out, grabbing a towel to cling to your body. Drying off, you put on a fresh pair of underwear and a long, baggy t shirt that went down to your mid-thigh.
You let your wet hair rest against your shoulders as you walked out of the bathroom and into the kitchen to eat something for dinner. You decided an easy meal was needed after such a frustrating day, so you pulled out one of those microwaveable mac 'n' cheese bowls. It satisfied your hunger enough for the night.
Before you got a chance to eat, there was a knock at your door. In your bare feet, you slowly walked towards the bedside table to grab your handheld gun, holding it at your side in case you needed to use it. You walked towards the door and peaked through the small hole to see who it was.
You furrowed your brow and placed the gun back down onto the bedside table, unlocking the door to open it. Dean was standing there in a red flannel, the same outfit he was in after the vamp nest.
"What do you want?" You asked.
"Can I come in?" He questioned, his tone was soft.
You released a breath and opened the door wider for him to enter the room. You latched it shut behind you, making sure to lock it again.
"Is there a reason you're here, Dean?" You stood behind him as he was walking deeper in the room.
He sniffed a few times, "Are you having mac 'n' cheese?"
"Dean," You spoke sternly and he looked at you with those puppy eyes, "What're you doing here?"
"Right, yeah.." Dean mumbled and stood before you, "I just needed to talk to you."
"At three in the morning?" You asked.
"Yeah," He shrugged his shoulders.
"Dean, this can wait until tomorrow," You turned around and started for the door to let him leave, but he followed after you and held your shoulder.
"No, Y/N, it can't," He breathed out, like he was holding it that wholw time.
"Get off me," You shrugged his hand off you shoulder and turned around to look at him. Your back was pressed against the door.
"Look.." He dragged his fingers down his mouth. "What you said earlier about me not caring about you being hurt.. it's not true."
"But it is true, Dean! You don't care," You snapped. "You didn't care when you walked out on me two years ago and you don't care now!"
"Oh come on, Y/N/N! This is completely different," He argued.
"No, it's fucking not," You clenched your jaw, "You hurt me, Dean.. bad. This.." You gestured to the bruises on your wrists, "is nothing compared to the shit you put me through when you left!"
It was quiet for a while. Tears began to brew in your eyes as did Dean's.
"I do care," He replied.
"Show me," You stated flatly.
"What?" Dean questioned with a furrow in his brow.
"Show me you care," You swallowed a lump that built in the center of your throat.
He looked at you with dilated pupils and walked towards you. You could've sworn the moment happened in slow motion. Dean was looking at you with parted lips as his eyes gazed at every inch of your face.
"I don't know what I would've done if we hadn't made it there in time," He whispered.
"Show me.." You breathed out, feeling the knots in your stomach untangle as he lowered his head to press a kiss to your collarbone that was exposed. You leaned your head back against the door and felt him begin to suck on the soft flesh of your skin.
Your breathing became irregular as Dean worked his way up your neck, leaving darkening circles where his lips touched as a way to mark his territory.
"Dean," You shakily breathed. His hands gripped your wrists and gently pinned them to the door, so you had no way of touching him, yourself or anything around you.
"You scared me today, sweetheart," He mumbled against your skin and pulled his head back to look at you intently.
"You don't care," You whispered, leaning in.
"I do care," He replied softly.
"No," You shook your head.
"Yes," Dean brushed his nose against yours. You closed your eyes as he swiftly kissed your lips. You felt him release your wrists so you could grip your fingers to his flannel at his sides. You felt him slip his tongue in, battling with your own.
You gently pushed your back off the door and without breaking the seal of your kiss, you lead him to the bed in the middle of the room. Dean slowly pulled his head back and looked down at you.
"Is this okay?" He questioned.
"Yes," You nodded.
He smiled as you laid against the bed. Following your actions, Dean climbed onto the bed, hovering over you. You sucked in a gentle breath and pressed your lips to his once more. Without pulling his lips back, he shrugged off his flannel and tossed it onto the floor which became a growing pile of clothes.
Eventually, the two of you were completely undraped. You laid against the pillows as Dean left a trail from his lips down your neck and between your breasts. You closed your eyes at the feeling and released a whimper here and there.
"You feeling okay, sweetheart?" Dean mumbled against your skin.
You couldn't speak and simply nodded, shakily breathing as Dean brought his face up to you. He dragged his fingertips down between your legs as your breath shook. He softly traced them over your inner thigh, causing you to spread them slowly.
Dean's index finger slipped over your center, making you whine quietly. The pad of his finger was coated with your arousal.
"Dean," You whimpered as he smirked down at you, gently pushing two fingers in. At first, you clenched around him, but loosened to his touch once you adjusted to the feeling. You looked up into his eyes, holding eye contact for a while as you gently reached down to hold his wrist as he moved his fingers within you. It was as if he was playing the most beautiful instrument.
He removed his fingers and brought them up to your lips. "Taste yourself, sweetheart," Dean mumbled as you parted your lips to let him slip his fingers inside. "Atta girl.."
Taking his hands back after a while, he pressed kisses along your chest and down your stomach. You arched your back softly against the pillows as his lips came into contact with your folds, sucking on the wetness that coated the outside of them.
You reached down to hold a grip onto his hair, gently pushing him deeper against your center. He dragged his tongue up your folds, tracing the first initial of his name against you.
"Oh.. God," You whispered as goosebumps spread across your skin.
Dean pulled his head up to hover over you once again. The tip of his erect brushed against your folds, making you whine softly. He hushed your noise with his lips against yours. Subtle moans were escaping your mouth as you draped your arms around his neck.
"Ready?" Dean mumbled into your mouth.
"Yes," You nodded as you felt he wasted no time before slipping inside you. The sensation was effortless as you moaned into his mouth. He smiled in the kiss and waited a minute before you were comfortable. You were loose against him as he motioned his hips back and forth at a generous pace.
"Good girl," Dean pulled his head back and gripped the headboard of the bed as he slowly picked up the pace.
You closed your eyes and allowed your body to feel the wonderful sensation. It didn't take long before he found the spot within you. Your eyes opened to look at him as he was so gentle yet rough at the same time. You cupped his face and pressed a longing kiss to his plump lips.
"Can I let go now?" You asked breathlessly into his mouth.
"Yeah," Dean nodded and you could tell he was close as well. You whined and buried your face into his neck as you felt your orgasm unfold within your stomach. He felt you come undone as he took the opportunity to slip out and release his load onto your lower stomach.
You were tired and made a miserable attempt at catching up with your breathing. Dean pressed a kiss against your temple and slowly laid beside you. You reached over to the bedside table to grab a small towel from the drawer to wipe your stomach clean.
Once you did, you tossed it onto the pile of both you and Dean's clothing. You turned your head to look at him and smiled with your lips closed together.
"I do care about you, sweetheart," Dean's voice was low.
"I know," You whispered, "I could see it in your eyes."
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a/n: i absolutely love this concept and this was so fun to write!! i'm so happy for the person that requested this because i genuinely had the best time writing it! tysm!! requests are always open, my loves! thank you for reading and supporting me! <33 — angelina.
#smut#imagine#reader#x reader#edit#supernatural#dean winchester#sam winchester#castiel#supernatural imagine#supernatural one shot#spnfandom#spn fic#spn x you#spn x reader#spn x y/n#dean winchester x reader#dean x you#dean x y/n#sam winchester x reader#sam winchester x y/n#castiel x reader#spn season 1#supernatural x reader#supernatural reader insert#reader insert#angst#arguing#oneshot
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can u do slashers (preferably at least jason and then whoever) with a gn reader who will chew the shit out of their lip when stressed or thinking? I've been thinking about this all day and ur headcanons are so in character i'd love to see what you think grbrbrbbrbr
Pairing: Jason Voorhees x reader, Michael Myers x reader, Vincent Sinclair x reader (separate) headcannons
Contains: cursing, concerned slashers, stress
Jason is panicked as soon as he sees you bleeding, he’s pulling you into the bathroom and digging through the first aid for something to help
He’s listening intently as you explain that when you’re stressed you bite skin off your lips
He shakes his head in disapproval as he does his best to clean the area
He applies some liquid bandage and holds your lip as still as possible
Jason now keeps a bigger eye on you, if he sees you nibbling on your lip he will gently run his thumb along your bottom lip
Everytime you start bleeding this man freaks out
Michael is honestly 50/50 it depends on what mood he’s in
Sometimes he is quick to clean your lip
Other times he will just watch you bleed
He doesn’t make any move to stop you from doing it, he doesn’t really care until you’ve actually hurt yourself
Over time Michael will try to prevent you from doing it by eliminating stressful things in your life
You can’t be stressed about your boss if Michael murders him
That’s pretty much his logic about it
If you’re really stressed Michael will cuddle with you and give you a small tap if he notices the biting
Vincent freaks out, at first he thinks it’s a split lip from getting into a fight
Once you explain it he is much calmer but he’s still upset
Vincent will keep an eye on you and stop you from biting your lip when you can
He also has Lester pick him up a pack of gum everytime he goes into town, Lester thinks his brother just enjoys him but that’s actually how Vincent keeps you from chewing on your lips
It’s actually a surprisingly good distraction and definitely satisfies the urge
He also will often times keep you supplied with gum and chapstick
Before long you will drop the habit
Vincent is super doting and loving as he does his best to try and keep you comfy and safe even from yourself
#slasher#slashers#jason voorhees#michael myers#slasher imagines#vincent sinclair headcanon#vincent sinclair imagines#vincent sinclair x reader#vincent sinclair#michael myers matchup#michael myers headcanons#michael myers smut#michael myers imagines#michael myers imagine#michael myers x reader#jason voorhees matchup#jason vorhees imagine#jason voorhees x reader#jason voorhees headcanons
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actually just gonna drop some info:
soft toothbrushes only unless you've been told otherwise by ur dentist
do not brush hard. ik it's tempting, but please don't do it
enamel erosion can be repaired over time - erosion of the underlying layer (dentin) cannot
little circles slightly angled towards your gums is an excellent brushing technique fr
electric toothbrushes can be a very good investment, and there are affordable brands. however, it is very important to make sure you are not brushing too hard. do not apply pressure to your teeth, let the toothbrush do the work.
i get being low on spoons and having hygiene issues come from that; if at all possible, do not give up brushing and flossing. prioritize those two things
if you really can't do both, then doing them irregularly is better than doing them not at all
you don't need to floss only with the regular floss! floss picks, waterpiks, etc - these are all useful
(note on waterpiks: if you get the kind that don't have a wide range of pressures, it is going to hurt and you are going to bleed if you haven't been flossing much before. but if you stick it out, it'll get better. ik it can be freaky and painful though)
avoid whitening toothpastes. they increase sensitivity and no one has white teeth anyway.
otherwise, most toothpastes are similar - sensodyne has been my favorite for sensitivity, but if you hate it, use something else! using toothpaste meant for kids is fine, too. get a flavor you like and will use. there's no need to stick to convention here if it's not working for you
speaking of, toothbrushes meant for kids can be helpful if you have a smaller mouth
chewing sugarfree gum after eating/drinking (esp acidic or sugary things like coffee or soda) is useful and fairly simple. i tend to chew half a stick of gum at a time so i don't have to buy more gum as often lmao. still works!
gag reflexes suck. mine is super sensitive. i just do the best i can. try to find angles that trigger it less
ACT mouthwash is well respected in the dental profession, but any anticavity mouthwash is good if you can't tolerate the flavor of ACT.
check if your area has fluoride in the water - mine does not, and as such i have to prioritize fluoride toothpaste and mouthwash
regular dental appointments are important, both checkups and cleanings, but i understand the fear around them and the fact that they are unaffordable for a lot of people
if it's unaffordable, local colleges that offer dental training may have student clinics like mine did. these are a lot more affordable and still good-quality care
if it's frightening, speak to your dentist, assistant, and hygienist about your fear. if they're shitty or dismissive and you are able to get a new one, do so.
if the sound of the instruments bothers you, most clinics are fine with you wearing earbuds and listening to music
if you struggle with keeping your mouth open, tell them! they have bite blocks which they can put in and you can rest your jaw.
please don't bite your dentist, assistant, or hygienist. yes this happens.
and finally:
having issues with your teeth, your oral health, having plaque or gingivitis, having yellowed, missing, or crooked teeth... none of these make you a bad person
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i genuinely love the dentist i love the feeling of them touching inside my mouth. my boyfriend rode in the car with me yesterday so we could go get something to eat together afterwards and i was like "one of my favorite parts is when they have that scraper tool and they start scraping the shit out from inbetween your teeth and off your teeth and i like when they bleed" and he looked over at me like 🙁❓️ like... i know that shit hurts a little bit but i just love the feeling of them scraping at my bones and cleaning my BONES that shit feels so good and scratches an itch in my brain. i love the smaller needles too that they put in your gums next to your teeth i think they tickle and i like the feeling of ur face going numb. i like the sound of the drill i like how high pitched it is and i like how it sounds like it's coming from inside my head and i like knowing they're grinding away the bad parts of my teeth. and I LOVE THE SMELL and the taste of the composite resin and i love feeling it with my tongue after they harden it and i love the beep of the setting machine they have. And u know what else i love. I like the little water gun they shoot inside ur mouth and the suction tube they put in there as well and tell u to close ur mouth around. The dentist is literally like an amusement park for me. yesterday my dentist told me i was so brave and that i did a great job and nobody would have even guessed that he stuck giant needles in my face and drilled 4 of my teeth into stubs
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reader with an oral fixation & ted :P
as a person with an oral fixation and bad memory, i so desperately need someone to just carry candies n’ gum with them because i forget to carry it with me and i end up chewing on my sleeves n’ stuff.
imo ted would be that person;; “hey, don’t do that, hon. c’mon, y’know i’ve got gum f’you.”
he’s really good with redirecting your chewing to something else tbh. like if you’re watching a movie and you end up chewing on the blanket, he places the bowl of popcorn on your lap n’ gently pulls the blanket from your mouth.
BUT ALSO! you don’t have to feel embarrassed about it around him either if you chew on your sleeves n’ stuff. he just wants to help you out of the habit :(
CAN I BE 🥛 ANON?? :3
hello 🥛 anon!! <3 i don't really know much about that side of oral fixation so i won't add anything but this is so sweet!! teddy is 100% that supportive bf who'd help you out🥺🥺🥺
something i've struggled with is picking at my cuticles and biting my nails and chewing my fingers lol and chewing gum helps w that!!
if ur cuticles start to bleed he's got a bandaid for u in an instant <3
if u have the habit of biting ur nails down he def gets u that stuff that makes ur nail taste bad (like its a polish type thing and u put it on to stop biting ur nails)
if im missing anything lmk!!
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I’M LATE BUT HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY💜💜
Bio chem has been kicking my ass all day and I finally got a breather 😭
My Valentine’s Day gift to you
I can’t remember if I’ve sent this to you already but it’s okay because it’s ✨Rhys✨
Those thighs 🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️
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Happy Valentines! OMGGG WHAT A HOTTIE!!!!
I'm sorry biochem is kicking ur booty! It is all about the pathways if I am being honest! Def make diagrams of the metabolic pathways and include the enzymes (and if they drive the reaction forward or backward or both) and you should be solid!
For some reason, we were also always tested on Vitamins and their deficiencies!
Vitamin C def = Scurvy = bleeding gums
Vitamin A def = night vision changes
Vitamin D def = rickets in kids; osteomalacia in adults
Vitamin B6 and B12 def = marcocytic anemia; methylmalonic acid increased in vitamin B12 def
Fat soluble vitamins = A, D, E, K = occurs with pancreatic insufficiency causing steatorrhea!
Vitamin K def = clotting disorder -> liver cant produce clotting factors: II, XII, IX, X - I remember as 1972 (10 - 9 - 7 - 2) AND protein C and S
Iron deficiency = microcytic hypochromic anemia + restless leg syndrome
Some med school factoids for you <3
Rhys would be very impressed with you for trying!!!
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I feel like I do pretty good with my teeth, but do you know that thing where popcorn bits get stuck behind ur gums?
Ive recently had a problem like that, but instead of popcorn its been Red Pepper Flakes...
Pain.
Omg is the popcorn kernel getting stuck in your teeth a universally WORST experience 😫 fucking hate it, I wanna stab my own gums with a toothpick until it bleeds💀
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testosterone can make ur gums bleed more?????????
#im starting to think writing miss on everything is actually making it harder for others nwbfncjc#dentist didnt even look at me when i was called for (looking for a woman)#said 'hey it says miss on here do u want me to call u.... r u ok with...'#and every time for some reason im like 'yeah no its fine =)'#but later when asking about medication or conditions shes like#'or are u on.... hormones... probably'#and i had to be like. does that make a difference#and shes like well. yea it could and thats how i found out about the gums????#but also like. i dunno how to feel cos on the one hand Yeehaw lmao the fact she went ok clearly this is a guy. butch wasnt even on the tabl#but if i grow my hair out a lil bit suddenly everything is fair game????? so do i look like a guy or not#or is everything contingent on my haircut...#though to be honest i wasnt sure. which way she thought i was trans#and i didnt want . to ask LMAO i should have been like 'which hormone....'
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if ur gums are bleeding its cuz you dont floss enough. also the curse i placed upon your family line. that could be a factor
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