#tyson barrie smut

[wyattjohnston]

here we are! finally with the masterlist! all the thanks in the world to the 39 people who signed up for the exchange and the lovely D who came in as my saviour and wrote a pinch hitter fic without even being signed up

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Buffalo Sabres

Jeff Skinner

gotta trust how you feel inside by @laurenairay for @ nhl-stories

Tyson Jost

i should've fought harder by @butgilinsky for @ typical-simplelove

a Devon Levi fic was written by @waysicouldhave for @ jackhues but they have since deactivated.

Carolina Hurricanes

Andrei Svechnikov

Every Summer Has a Story by @comphy-and-cozy for @teokka

HATE HATE HATE by @luvmmarner for @ comphy-and-cozy this is a multi-chaptered fic, so keep an eye on it!

How Long? by @lifeofpriya for @ luvmmarner

Colorado Avalanche

Cale Makar

all's well that end's well to end up with you by @fallinallincurls for @ ya-pucking-nerd

i've found love (and all that goes with it) by @huttons for @ fallinallincurls

Mikko Rantanen

Do That by @selfindulgentpoorlywritten for @ kurlyteuvo

Summer Baby by @typical-simplelove for @ buttercupjosh

Nathan MacKinnon

It Starts With a Cookie by @luvsherleafs for @ princessphilly

Dallas Stars

Jake Oettinger

taking on the world together by @laurenairay for @ jarmorie

Los Angeles Kings

Pierre-Luc Dubois

as the seasons change by @gravestrain for @ bqstqnbruin

never said a thing by @wyattjohnston for @ pcttymarleau

Minnesota Wild

Marc-André Fleury

Genève by @teokka for @ callsign-denmark

Montreal Canadiens

Juraj Slafkovsky

If I Say It, Will You Respond? by @puckmaidens for @ 2manytabsopen

Nashville Predators

Tyson Barrie

simple by @jxmieoleksiaks for @ laurenairay

New Jersey Devils

Dougie Hamilton

hydrangeas where your face should be by @nhl-stories for @ huttons

Jack Hughes

make it weird by @wyattjohnston for @ torontoflames

something in the way she moves by @miracleonice87 for @ wyattjohnston

Nico Hischier

See You Again by @bqstqnbruin for @ selfindulgentpoorlywritten

Underneath the Stars by @buttercupjosh for @ ilyasorokinn

Timo Meier

Sweet Like Cinnamon by @wildrangers for @ matthewtkachuk

New York Islanders

Ilya Sorokin

Polaroid Dreams by @kurlyteuvo for @ lifeofpriya

Mat Barzal

Alone With You by @cellythefloshie for @ miracleonice87

Disney Magic by @lam-ila for @ tinyhockey

tell me why by @torontoflames for @ luvsherleafs

where you lead i will follow by @ilyasorokinn for @prettytoxicrevolver

Pittsburgh Penguins

Sidney Crosby

Triple Axle Celly by @callsign-denmark for @ starshine-hockey-girl

Ryan Graves

a lake house story by @ya-pucking-nerd for @ thomasschabot

Seattle Kraken

Jamie Oleksiak

to the ends of the earth by @jarmorie for @ laurenairay

Tampa Bay Lightning

Brayden Point

one day all my love will come back to me by @matthewtkachuk for @ senditcolton

Toronto Maple Leafs

Matthew Knies

being a good man by @pcttymcrlecu for @ gravestrain

Vancouver Canucks

Anthony Beauvillier

Alone With You by @cellythefloshie for @ miracleonice87

The Invisible String by @starshine-hockey-girl for @ jarmorie

Quinn Hughes

i can still see it all by @ghostyjosty (jostystyles) for @ wildrangers

mango dragon refresher by @jackhues for @ lam-ila

saw you in a dream by @thomasschabot for @ puckmaidens

Surprise Party by @prettytoxicrevolver for @ ghostyjosty

Vegas Golden Knights

Nolan Patrick

Soothing Swedish Summers by @2manytabsopen for @ waysicouldhave

Winnipeg Jets

Adam Lowry

breakable heaven by @senditcolton for @ cellythefloshie

i am slowly making my own way through reading all the fics--if i haven't read yours and you want to make sure i don't forget, please send it to me.

if the person you wrote for hasn't read and reblogged your fic, please tell me.

[ao3feed-hockey]

First and Sixty-Fourth

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/mIfjQiP

by Anonymous

Some moments from Tyson and Nate's relationship, set in the same universe as First Overall. Can probably be read as a standalone, but reading First Overall might help in some parts

Words: 3217, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 19 of Men's Hockey RPF, Part 2 of First Overall

Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Nathan MacKinnon, Tyson Barrie, Sidney Crosby, Connor McDavid

Relationships: Tyson Barrie/Nathan MacKinnon, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Sidney Crosby/Connor McDavid

Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Marriage, Fluff, Smut, Coming In Pants

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/mIfjQiP

[idontgiveaflyinggrayson69]

Tyson Barrie N/SFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Tyson isn’t necessarily one for aftercare, but he is really sweet. He rubs your back and talks to you for a bit, and he loves to cuddle, but that’s it.

Also, Tyson generally isn’t rough enough to really need aftercare.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Tyson likes his torso. He’s firm and kinda sculpted. He’s hot and he knows it. He likes the way your eyes rake down his body and he likes the way your nails dig into his chest.

He’s a huge leg guy. He loves when you wear shorts or a dress and he can just let his eyes soak in your legs. And he loves touching/gripping your legs during sex, like throwing them over his shoulders or holding your thigh or calf when you ride him.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He likes to cum in you. His head falls down to your shoulder and he lets out hot, soft moans in your ear. When he comes, his moan becomes breathy and almost strained before it silences itself, and it’s just the hottest thing you have ever heard.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves road head. Tyson knows it’s dangerous and he would never want to put you in danger, but he really loves road head.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Tyson knows what he’s doing. He knows how to use his fingers and his mouth and all the right angles. He hasn’t had a lot of partners in his life because he prefers a real connection and a relationship to hookups. Tyson takes his time to learn his partner’s body and what they specifically like.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Reverse cowgirl and legs over his hip/shoulder.

He likes pulling your leg over his hip or shoulder. He likes that he can see your face and your boobs bounce as he fucks you, and that position also lets him get the deepest.

When he pulls a leg over his hip, he likes to keep his hand gripping your thigh. He likes your legs and he likes that he gets to feel your legs up in that position.

He likes the way reverse cowgirl feels, and he likes being able to watch himself disappear into you. Reverse cowgirl also gives him the chance to grab your ass and run his hands up your legs which he likes.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Tyson can be goofy. He isn’t always but he can be.

If a joke comes to mind, he’ll make it.

Or if things get awkward, he can laugh it off and make things comfortable.

If you got stuck in your shirt, he would laugh and tickle your exposed sides and make fun of the way you squeak before helping you get untangled from your shirt.

And he’ll tick you with kisses across your exposed skin.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He doesn’t shave, but he keeps things trimmed and neat.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Tyson is very intimate. He likes things slower and he likes how close the two of you are. He’ll kiss down your neck and murmur how beautiful you are and how much he loves you.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

When he’s on the road and had a rough game or he’s high off of a win, he’s known to jerk off.

When he does, he’s usually thinking of your mouth around him.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Tyson is a pretty vanilla guy. He doesn’t have a lot of real kinky kinks.

He loves lingerie. Especially if you wear heels.

He likes to praise you. Tell you how good you feel, how hot you are kinda thing. It’s more intimate rather than kinky.

And he’s also a pretty big anal guy.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Your place or his. Things stay private.

Beyond the bedroom, Tyson is a pretty big fan of the couch. He can sit comfortably when you ride him, and he likes that he can watch (more like half listen) to a game or highlights while you blow him.

Bath sex is also a pretty frequent thing with Tyson.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

A lot of Tyson’s turn ons are mundane.

He really likes it when you wear his clothes. He likes how you look in them and how you smell like him.

He gets turned on when you give him a massage after a rough game, your hands working the muscles of his back, sitting on his lower back.

And gets turned on when he gives you a massage after a stressful day. His hands moving across your bare shoulders and back, the soft moans he can draw from you.

And he’s kinda ashamed about hot turned on he gets when you cook him dinner. Knowing you care enough to cook him dinner, and the way you look in the kitchen, it does things for him.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He wouldn’t do anything hard core. All that is outside of his comfort zone and he’s just not into it.

He also couldn’t dominate you. Like seriously dominate you. It’s out of his comfort zone and it leaves him more uncomfortable rather than turned on.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He’s good at oral. He knows what he’s doing and he likes to go down on you.

He likes making you cum with his mouth before having penetrative sex. You’re wetter and more sensitive and clench down on him more, your moans are louder and he just loves it.

Blow jobs are Tyson’s weakness. There is nothing he likes more than when you blow him. His eyes close and his jaw is slack as he just enjoys it, totally blissed out. Lots of breathy moans.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Tyson prefers to take things slower. He likes to take his time and draw everything out. But, it’s always firm.

Occasionally he speeds things up and he’ll do it if you ask, but generally speaking he likes to take things slower.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He’s not one for quickies. He likes to take his time with you and he can’t do that with quickies.

Spontaneous blow jobs on the other hand….

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He’s vanilla so he doesn’t like to try a lot of things but he’s willing to venture out a bit of his comfort zone if you wanted to try something.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He’s a professional athlete so he can last for a while. Generally speaking, he only goes for one round, but he can do two if that’s what you guys are feeling.

The days when Tyson likes to go for multiple rounds is when you both have days off and you guys can lounge in bed having sex all day and eating chocolate covered strawberries in between.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Tyson doesn’t use toys. Honestly, he probably blushes bright red when they’re brought up or he sees/picks one up.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Tyson doesn’t edge, but he teases. He likes foreplay and kissing down your body and making you beg just a little but before giving you what you want. He wants to have fun.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Tyson is pretty vocal, but he’s quiet. He moans a lot, but they’re strained and soft and just so fucking hot.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Tyson likes to incorporate food into the bedroom every once in a while. I’m talking like chocolate sauce and fruits and things of that sort.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He’s about six inches long but he’s thick.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Tyson yearns. He’s a typical guy who’s always looking for sex.

Z = ZZZ (… How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He gets sleepy after sex, but he doesn’t necessarily fall asleep quickly. He gets sleepy and he pulls you to his chest or he makes you’re his little spoon and he likes to talk for a bit. His voice is soft and his words slur together in the cute sleepy way.

[dubersbutt]

My Girl So Bad, She Reel ‘Em In

Summary: Just a threesome between three friends. 

Warnings: smut, threesome, being tied up

You bent down to kiss Tyson softly. He looked up at you from his spot on the bed with his hands tied to the headboard. He was naked, you were still wearing your lingerie and Jamie was almost fully clothed. He looked up at you, his skin was flushed a beautiful shade of pink as you ran your nails down his chest.

“Look at you tied up all pretty,” you say as he basks in your praise.

Jamie was currently tying Tyson’s thighs down, by his own request. All Tyson wanted to do was please you.

“Not too tight?” Jamie asks from the foot of the bed.

“No, sir,” Tyson says jokingly.

“Cute, but don’t call me that. It makes me feel icky.”

“Of course Jamie uses the word icky before sex,” you say with a roll of your eyes.

Jamie tells you to shut up and he comes up from behind to kiss you. His hand comes up to pull you closer to him. You hear Tyson moan from beneath you and you feel his dick chubbing up against your thigh.

“Aw, is someone feeling neglected?” you ask.

He nods up at you. You smirk a little as you bend down to kiss him. He moans happily against your lips. As the kiss gets heated you grind down on his abs. Soon, you feel Jamie start to undo your bra strap before you feel it come undone and remove it from your shoulders.

Jamie kisses you again and you start to grind down on Tyson’s abs. He whines high in his throat

“There’s another person down here,” he says.

“We’re aware,” Jamie replies. He leans into your ear to whisper quietly so Tyson can’t hear, “Ride him. Slowly.”

“Yes, sir.”

“So she gets to say it-” he cuts off as you slide yourself down on him. He throws his head back and moans your name, deep and husky.

“Feel good?” you ask.

He’s only capable of nodding. His legs stretch against the ropes in an attempt to thrust up but it’s futile and he whines again.

“Is somebody impatient?” you ask while raking your nails down his abdomen. They leave little red marks in their wake and you’re half tempted to write your name on his skin.

He lets out a little huff of air. You plant your hands on his hips and raise yourself up till just the head is left before slowly lowering yourself.

“Fuck, Tys, you feel so good,” you moan as you do it again.

He moans your name and tries to thrust his hips up again.

“Hey, Jam,” you call, “someone is being a bit of a brat.”

“Well we can’t have that, can we?” he asks rhetorically. He comes and stands behind you, “Maybe someone should be punished.”

Tyson moans at that, clearly willing to take whatever Jamie dealt him.

Jamie steps closer to you and tilts your head up to kiss him, “Should we have some fun while we make him watch?”

Jamie lifts you by your hips and onto the other side of the bed. He pushes your chest down against the bed. He eases himself between your legs, shoulders acting as a spreader bar.

“Be as loud as you can, baby. Make him want you.”

That’s all he says before he starts to devour you. He wastes no time in sucking your clit, his teeth lightly grazing it. He slips one finger in your pussy, crooking it just right. You moan out his name, back arching off the bed. You can hear Tyson straining against the rope but you’re too preoccupied to care.

“Baby girl, you’re so fucking delicious,” Jamie says adding another finger.

One of your hands come down to tug at Jamie’s hair and the other plays with your nipple.

“Fuck, Jamie, I’m going to cum-” you pant as your breathing gets faster.

“Cum, babygirl,” Jamie commands and you do. You yell out Jamie’s name and tug so his hair so hard you're worried you might’ve hurt him. But he continues to work you through your orgasm, so you think he’s fine.

When you come down from your high you hear. Tyson whining beside you. You turn your head to see him suck the juices from his fingers. The sight makes you practically dripping with excitement.

Collecting yourself, you get up and move closer to him. His neck was tilted up a little so you lean down to kiss it. You feel a soft moan in his throat so you scrape your teeth against his pulse point. When you look at down his dick you see it’s fully erect, red and leaking precum.

“Is someone feeling left out?” you ask.

He nods his head vigorously.

You wrap your hand around the base of his dick and squeeze lightly. His head falls back as you start to pump him slowly. You lean down to lick the bit of precum and then wrap your lips around the tip.

Jamie reappears from seemingly nowhere and runs his dick along your pussy.  He holds your hips as pushes into, causing you to moan around Tyson’s dick.

“Fuck, baby, you feel so good around my cock.”

You pull off Tyson to take a deep breath before going back, You take your time, lowering yourself inch by inch until he hits the back of your throat. That’s when Jamie starts moving, making your life a whole lot more difficult. He’s careful not to keep you in place as he starts thrusting but it does push you forward. You’re careful to not trigger your gag reflex as you bob your head up and down but tears start to form in your eyes.

Jamie reaches down to rub your clit. His hand lightly spanks your ass and you jerk forward, pushing a little lower on Tyson’s dick.

“(Y/N), I’m going to-” Tyson shouts out before he’s cuming down your throat. You manage to swallow all of it except a  bit that dribbles out.

“Fuck,” Jamie swears as he nears his orgasm, bringing you with him. His thrust becomes irregular and erratic before he cums.

You’re only able to catch your breath for a bit before Tyson is begging, this time so he can be untied.

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[thirst-trapnhl]

The Best One of The Best Ones (tyson barrie)

A/N: Hi angels! This one has been bouncing around in my head for a while, so i hope you enjoy!. Title from “Stolen” by Dashboard Confessional (because tys is a big mush and deserves the mushiest song in the world) (word count: 1827)

warnings: oral sex, two morons in love, some curse words

For what feels like the 300th time since you’ve moved to Denver, you wrap yourself in a big fluffy blanket on your couch, heart sunk with disappointment after yet another failed attempt at  dating. You thought your first two dates with Ian had went well; he was smart and interesting enough and you’d made him laugh on more than one occasion. Before leaving in your uber, you’d told him you were free again this weekend if he’d be interested, and he told you, right there on the sidewalk, that he didn’t think that was the best idea. It seems to be the same conversation every time: “You’re a great girl, but I’m not the guy for you” and “I’m sure you’ll find Mr. Right someday.” It’s so familiar at this point that you could probably recite the lines by heart and that thought makes you snort humorlessly. You’re about to dig into the big bowl of ice cream you’ve set up for yourself when you hear the front door of your apartment creak open. You’d sent your best friend Tyson a text half an hour ago, just a simple “can you come over?,” and left the door unlocked, hoping you could stay awake long enough for him to arrive. “(Y/N)?” he calls in to the apartment and pads into the room, shoes left at the door. He chuckles a little at the sight of you wrapped up and you pout up at him. “What’s the matter little burrito?”

You wiggle over to make room for him to sink into the couch next to you, careful not to unwrap your blanket cocoon, before answering. “Just another guy who ‘isn’t looking for anything serious but wishes me the best.’” The frustration and disappointment in your voice is clear and Tyson borderline coos at you as he wraps an arm around your shoulder, pulling you in to curl yourself into his side.

You take the opportunity to really burrow into the warmth as he kisses the top of your head. “Sorry, (Y/N). Men are dumb. You’re a catch.” You look up at him, jokingly unimpressed.

“A catch? What are you, my mother?” He laughs at that, head thrown back against the couch cushion. “Besides, if I was such a catch, someone would be, like, madly in love with me or something already.” His face reddens at that and it leaves you a little confused, sending you rambling to figure it out. “I mean, I don’t really get it. I have a normal office job; my apartment’s kind of small and I can’t cook for shit, but at least I live on my own!” You’ve let your blanket cape unravel and you lean away from him in the midst of your rant, your hands moving wildly as you get more worked up. “I mean, I know I’m not some rocket like Mel or Charlotte, but honestly, it’s a little ridiculous that I can’t find one single man in Denver who wants to date me! Am I THAT terrible to be around?” He shakes his head no, lips pursed tight together.

“You’re being a little ridiculous right now. Honestly, you’re the best to be around. You’re funny and smart and you can bake and you like good music and you know about hockey. Like, honestly, (Y/N), you’re pretty much my favorite person ever. And I don’t know what you mean by you’re not a rocket, because I think you’re the most attractive person we even hang out with, and it’s not close, like not even a little.” By the end of his sentence, you’re staring at him with wide eyes and you know your jaw is dropped enough that you could catch flies, but you can’t bring yourself to close it because, like, what the fuck. He’s staring back at you now, and if you thought he was blushing before, you were wrong. His whole face is bright red and he looks like he’s holding his breath and frankly, it’s adorable and comical all it once, they way Tyson is prone to be. You sit in heavy silence for a few seconds, eyes searching each other’s faces.

You finally close your mouth, taking a deep breath in through your nose before starting. “Tyson, I need to know what you mean by that. Because either, you’re just saying that to make me feel better or I’ve been dating all these jerks for years trying to get over my huge crush on you for nothing.”

You’d been in love with Tyson since the moment you met him, roping him into some embarrassing scavenger hunt game at a bar during your cousin’s bachelorette party. He’d been such a good sport about it all, willing to wear the crown adorned with plastic mini penises so you could cross it off your checklist. He blushed when you offered to buy him a drink to make up for the intrusion and he declined, of course, and ended up buying you one instead. For a while, you thought Tyson was interested in you, but your friendship solidified into, well, just friendship, after a couple months. Tyson was the most amazing friend you’d ever had. He was attentive and thoughtful, unbelievably loyal, and selfless a lot of the time, but secretly you’d always hoped there was still something more behind his motivations than just being the best friend in the world. You always hoped he was a little in love with you too.

It’s his turn to drop his jaw and it takes all you have not to giggle at him. He opens and closes his mouth a couple times, trying to sputter out words and you just wait for him, eyebrows raised.

“What do you mean- I- Of course I- Your Big WHAT?”

You really can’t hold back your laughter now, so stupidly fond of Tyson in every way conceivable. “Tys, I’m gonna kiss you now, ok?”  You start leaning in, giving him more than enough time to back away, but when your hand rests against his neck, he pulls you into his lap to straddle his thick thighs. You let out another giggle, thrilled to find his big body feels just as warm underneath you as you’ve imagined. One of his hands rests at the bottom of your spine, the other between your shoulder blades and it’s easy to arch into him, laying your chest against his as your lips finally meet. It’s sweet and slow and a little desperate, years of pining from both of you poured into it and you can’t help but pull back to look at him. Somehow, it’s the most natural thing in the world, the feeling of Tyson’s heartbeat under your palm. You hold his face in your hands and he has a goofy smile on his face, eyes blown wide and cheeks burning, and you know the look is mirrored back to him on yours. “We’ve been really dumb this whole time, huh?”

Tyson nods slowly and you lean back in to kiss him again. It’s hot and wet and Tyson licks into your mouth, pulling a moan out of you. You can feel him harden underneath you and it occurs to you that you like, need to know all the noises you can pull out of Tyson, and you need to know them now. You rock your hips down into him, firm and slow, and through your sleep shorts and his sweats you can feel his cock slide just right against you. You’re rewarded with a mix between a sigh and a groan and it spurs you on, rolling your hips faster against him this time You smile when he breathes out a “Fuck, (Y/N),” and after a few more minutes, when you’re sure you’ve about soaked through your pajamas, you maneuver yourself to kneel between his thighs.

You palm at him through his sweats and he bites his lip, holding back a moan. “Wanna hear you, Tys, can you do that for me?” He nods back, not trusting his voice at the sight of you between his legs. You tug at his waistband and he lifts his hips and your pussy clenches at the sight of him, thick and bright pink and unbelievably hard already. “Thought about this so much, Tys. You have no idea.” You don’t give him time to respond, licking up the underside of his shaft before sliding the head into your mouth, lips stretched around him. One hand is wrapped around his base and the other is splayed across his hip in an attempt to hold him still even though you know you’re no match for the strength of him. The moan that rips through his chest as you sink down on to him fully, lips hitting the tops of your fingers sends sparks down your spine and the hand not wrapped around him travels down to rub yourself through your shorts. You start bobbing your head at a slow pace, watching his face watching you. The thumb resting on the underside of his cock begins to sweep over his balls and his eyes screw shut as his stomach clenches. You continue to work both his cock and your clit, spurred on by the sight and sound of him coming undone, losing control underneath you.  

You’ve managed to get into your own shorts and sink a finger into your warmth when he warns you he’s about hit his peak. You pull off of him, spitting down on your hand for a little extra slickness. The noise he makes at that is something new altogether, almost a whimper, and the smile that splits across your lips is somewhere between proud and predatory. He comes with a “Fuck, baby, so good,” and you admire your job well done, his belly splattered with the evidence of your work. You pull your hand from your shorts, wiping them dry on his sweats as he pulls you up to curl into his side again. He tucks himself back into his pants before moving to peel his t-shirt off to use to clean himself. He settles back into the couch and looks down at you as you rest your temple against his shoulder. “You are so fucking incredible, (Y/N), I’m so fucking lucky every other man in Denver is an idiot.” It makes you bow your head in laughter, reminding you exactly why you fell in love with Tyson in the first place. When you look back into his eyes, he has the sweetest smile on his face, one usually reserved for teammates kids and twitter videos of puppies. You lean into kiss him once more, hand curled around his jaw. He manuvers you both to get himself on top and pushes you backwards, laying you out on the couch before pulling away. His eyes are dark now as he hovers above you, kissing at your collarbone before sliding to his knees between yours. “My turn.”

[dirtierhockey-blog]

this started with a simple (obviously innocent) observation of how solid Morgan Rielly must be and… well…

I ended up at ‘I want Morgan Rielly to literally squish me’...

he’s a whole (billed by NHL.com at) 6 feet 1 inch, 217 pounds of pure, good man- he comes across so sweet and youthful that we don’t often give him enough credit for the potential that body holds…

to start, I can only imagine him as a most affectionate boyfriend, very attentive and cuddly

he introduces you to the goodness of long ass hugs (like, when you have a bad day the first place you’ll go is the sanctuary of his arms because he’ll hug you until he literally can’t stand in that place anymore and still won’t let you go, he’d just find creative ways to stretch out a cramp or find a place to lay down still holding you the entire time if need be)

even if you weren’t a cuddler before Mo, the comfort of being surrounded by those strong arms converts you

then one day, he’s sitting on the counter being goofy as usual and succeeding in distracting you from making lunch when he wraps both legs around your torso and pulls you in to tickle you. you call it cheating but you’re definitely not opposed to being caged in by his thick ass thighs and you instantly want to melt into the pressure; you end up making out just like that, and lunch gets pushed back about an hour

as it turns out, it’s very easy to goad Morgan into crowding you up against a wall, or pushing you down onto the couch to make out and it gets you unbelievably hot so you just keep doing it

but just him towering over and above you doesn’t quite do enough- I mean, it Does A Lot as all of Morgan does, but still… you can’t let go of the mornings you wake up with his dead weight pressing you into the mattress

[side note: almost all of those mornings you wake him up by grinding up into him however you can and begging him to fuck you first thing, or you slipping out of bed to take care of yourself in the shower before work]

you kinda admit it’s a Thing when you try to squirm under him where he’s laying on the couch when you get home from work and he laughs, looks at you like you’re crazy and tries to get you to lay on top of him instead, but you pout and say, “babe, please, just lay on top of me. it’s relaxing… I mean, sometimes it’s a huge turn on but right now it would really help me calm down, pleeease.”

he’s pretty confused by it but he does lay on you with his back pressed into your front, you just wrap your arms and legs around him and you stay like that for hours while you catch up on Netflix

that quickly becomes your favourite way to lounge even when you’re not anxious, and his too; he also really likes napping on you with his face on your chest or stomach while you play with his hair (!!!)

you also like to flop over the back of the couch when he’s laying there on his side and fall right between his back and the cushions, wrapping yourself around him to pull him back into you but also to keep yourself from falling into the Sofa Void

but back to how it’s a huge turn on...  basically any way to feel his strength, size, or weight is Good (I mean it when I say I wanna run into him at full force just to feel how sturdy he is through the concussion it would give me, might just be me [it’s definitely just me])

one evening he asks if you ever planned to elaborate on that ‘huge turn on’ and you have to admit that not bringing it up was easier than trying to find the words to explain it. now you both know he won’t move on from it so he just starts questioning you- “Did you mean me being above you? My literal weight on you? Me holding you down?’ and as you nod to each question he gets more and more pink

“I like it all, Morgan- I just… you’re so big and I love that, I love your whole body and I just want to feel all of it...” you don’t know how to explain it any better and you’re blushing too now...

“Hm,” he bites down on his bottom lip, distracting you, and suddenly you’re on your back on the bed, his arms holding each of yours down and his torso holding you in place, “Like this?”

“Yeah,” you breath out, stunned and staring up at him with wide eyes- from there he pushes himself between your legs and grinds down just right through both of your clothes and teases you like that for what feels like hours before he finally gives in and makes you cum so hard you see stars with just two fingers inside you, letting you grind against his palm

that same night he fucks you so hard the bed frame dents the wall

which ends up happening enough that you invest in reinforcements behind the bed frame, because feeling his hips slamming into yours or against your ass so hard it’ll leave some slight bruising is definitely good for you (which you tell him constantly because he worries whenever he leaves bruises, but you know he likes it too)

he discovers he likes to pick you right up off your feet and pin you to the nearest wall, mostly because he knows he can have you whining and trying to ride the thigh he uses to keep you in place in mere minutes

Morgan’s always been pretty big on talking dirty, all forms of sloppy sex, and having a bit of control- but your greed seems to unleash a greed in him too-

the dirty talk gets even better and he turns into the biggest tease, whispering in your ear about how he wishes he could flatten you against the restaurant table when you’re out with friends, telling you how he’ll fuck you until you can barely walk when you get home while he’s standing right behind you at the grocery store with both arms clinging around your waist (the boy will do anything to get him some satisfaction, okay, even if it means looking like a dork following you around like that just to tell you nasty shit while you pick out fruit)

you’ve always liked going down on him because he can’t keep his mouth shut for the life of him, but when he presses his thighs around you while you kneel between them, mouth already stuffed full, and fucks up into your mouth his filthy words trail into the hottest moans you’ve ever heard (p.s. he cums in your mouth with both hands in your hair, thighs still holding you still)

one Saturday you wake him up grinding your ass into his morning wood and he gets a hand curled into your hair, yanking your head to attention before he even opens his eyes. you both sleep naked so he just needs to straddle your thighs and thrust in- he flattens himself along your back, his hand still keeping your hair taut, and rails you as hard as he can. eventually he gets fingers in your mouth, then grabs your jaw in one hand to get in a sloppy kiss while he cums balls deep inside you. without pulling out he slips a hand under you to rub your clit until you come apart around him, he sounds just as wrecked as you do

and boy does that position get lots of use; on the couch, floor, he even pushed you onto the table once and thankfully he finished just before the legs were about to give out(afterwards you appreciated the hella expensive table you previously didn’t think anyone needed a bit more)

he keeps getting more creative with how to squish and fuck, and he lives for it when you tell him how good he is at it and how much you appreciate it

I’m just going to stop here before I go on to write another thousand words about how Morgan would be so into this physicality that it would coax more and more of his dominant side out until you’re both obsessed, trying things you never even imagined before~

[leafsbabe]

just leaves doodles of dicks all over the place

matthews tkachuk tyler seguin travis konecny tom wilson

writes you little dirty notes and sneaks them into your stuff so you find them and get horny at work

charlie mcavoy noah hanifin pierre luc-dubois mat barzal auston matthews kasperi kapanen william nylander

writes you lengthy letters about all the things he wants to do to you

freddie andersen

all of the above

tyson barrie

[ao3feed-hockey]

First and Sixty-Fourth

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3x7vSGX

by Anonymous

Some moments from Tyson and Nate's relationship, set in the same universe as First Overall. Can probably be read as a standalone, but reading First Overall might help in some parts

Words: 3217, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 19 of Men's Hockey RPF, Part 2 of First Overall

Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Nathan MacKinnon, Tyson Barrie, Sidney Crosby, Connor McDavid

Relationships: Tyson Barrie/Nathan MacKinnon, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Sidney Crosby/Connor McDavid

Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Marriage, Fluff, Smut, Coming In Pants

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3x7vSGX

[miracleonice87]

blurbs / requests, part two

(apparently I hit the 100 link limit on my original blurbs / request masterlist post, so here’s a part two! kinda hate formatting it this way so I may try to figure out something else.)

Off My Face lyrics blurb with Mathew Barzal (from the 900 followers / one year tumblrversary celly)

Fearless lyrics blurb with Nathan MacKinnon (from the 900 followers / one year tumblrversary celly)

Ritual lyrics blurb* with Anthony Beauvillier (from the 900 followers / one year tumblrversary celly)

Sleepless Nights + Saving Grace with Mathew Barzal and Anders Lee (part of the Mat and London / Secret universe)

“Did you seriously injure yourself carving a pumpkin?” with Matthew Tkachuk (from the fall prompt list) 🎃

“Are you wearing my flannel?” with Mathew Barzal (from the fall prompt list) 🎃

“At least I’m cozy now.” with Anthony Beauvillier (from the fall prompt list) 🎃

Cuddling to keep warm with Auston Matthews (from the fall prompt list) 🎃

“Your hands are cold.” and “Can I have a kiss? My lips are cold.” with Matthew Tkachuk (from the fall prompt list) 🎃

one giving the other a holiday gift from childhood which they had lost with Mathew Barzal (from m’s winter prompt list 2021) 🎄

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus with Matthew Tkachuk (from m’s winter prompt list 2021) 🎄

“The snow in your hair… it’s so pretty.” with Anthony Beauvillier (from m’s winter prompt list 2021) 🎄

It’s on this holiday they decide to try for a baby with Sidney Crosby (from m’s winter prompt list 2021) 🎄

Spending Christmas at the other’s childhood home with their family with Freddie Andersen (from m’s winter prompt list 2021) 🎄

Mat's 2022 birthday celebration at Worlds (part of the Mat and London / Secret universe)

As It Was with Auston Matthews

Back Home with Beau with Anthony Beauvillier

Best Friend’s Baby with Tyler Seguin

Feelings and the Final with Nathan MacKinnon

Turn the Lights Off, Carry Me Home with Nathan MacKinnon feat. Erik Johnson (part two to Feelings and the Final)

“I’ve never seen you this happy before.” with Tyson Barrie (feat. Nathan MacKinnon) (from m’s 2 year tumblrversary celebration)

“Being with you gives me so much joy it’s actually terrifying.” with Auston Matthews (from m’s 2 year tumblrversary celebration), based on the tis the damn season universe

“Don’t call me cupcake in public, I have a reputation!” with Tyler Seguin (from m’s 2 year tumblrversary celebration)

“You still have this?” with Anthony Beauvillier (from m’s 2 year tumblrversary celebration)

Paris lyrics blurb with Mathew Barzal (from m’s midnights prompt list)

key:

* = smut, 18+

🎃 = Halloween/fall-themed

🎄 = Christmas/holiday/winter-themed

✨ = New Year-themed

[barzal-mat]

fic recs:

no one asked for this, but here it is, my all time favorite hockey fics/imagines. <3

UPDATED: Sep. 12

~ none of these are mine. all of these blogs/writers are incredible and all credit goes to them. updated periodically. all love!

*smut

Vince Dunn: 

call it what you want by: @bandgirlsclub

 *Back to You by: @mbarzals

*Practice Makes Perfect by: @mbarzals

4 times you thought you were pregnant and 1 time you actually were by: @jasonmorgan96

*Doing It  Wrong All Along by: @tkachukme

Casual by: @hookingminor

the angel on your shoulder and the devil in his eyes by: @jasondickinsons

get you through it by: @jasondickinsons

Green Eyed Monster by: @tkachukme

1   2   3   4   5

        Blurbs: 

**Safe Inside **by: @oven-chicken-blog  

Matthew Tkachuk:

More Than Morning Sickness by: @hockeylvr59

Consequences (masterlist) by: @letstalkabouthockey

don’t want to miss you like this by: @antoineroussel

*Think Twice by: @dempuckboys

Just Wanna Be with You by: @that-fandom-stuck-in-your-head

*All For You (ft Brady Tkachuk) by: @comphersjost

1  2  3  4

Stuck With You ft. Vince Dunn by: @bandgirlsclub

1  2  3  4

 *Mirrorball by: @slimskjei-dy

1  2  3  

*Falling From Grace by: @mbarzals

1   2   3   4   5   6

         Blurbs:

matty with a baby by: @tkafuck-you

Mathew Barzal:

Bruises by @hockeylvr59 (tw: domestic violence)

      + Bruises Pt. 2

Ours by @puckinghell

**Five Times Everyone Knew Mat Loved You & The One Time Mat Realized Himself **by: @idontgiveaflyinggrayson69

4 Times you Thought About Kids And The 1 Time He Brought It Up by: @nolypats

up all night by: @softbarzal

William Nylander: 

Ten Day War by: @whockeywhore + masterlist

  1  2  3  3.5  4  5  5.5  6  7  7.5  8  9  10  11  11.5  12  13  14  15  15.5  16  17  18  19  20

The President Wears Prada by: @spine-buster + masterlist (incomplete)

Told You So by: @puckinghell

A Million Different Ways by: @puckinghell

you make me strong by: @jasondickinsons

Morgan Rielly:

Alone, Together by: @spine-buster + masterlist

Prologue  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  *9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  *21  22  *23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  *31  32  33  34  *35  *36  37  *38  39  *40  (epilogues, one-shots and instagram/visuals are in the masterlist linked above)

What Keeps You Up At Night by: @puckinghell

why couldn’t it be me by: @mrsmorielly

Baby Weight by: @idontgiveaflyinggrayson69

Talk To Me by: @idontgiveaflyinggrayson69

Tyler Seguin:

*Won’t Go Slowly by: @psychospeak-blog  

1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54

*Tyson Barrie:

*Home by: @puckinghell 

[laurenairay]

Story Masterlist

Here are all the stories I have written on hockeyblr - anything with a * is smut! (those ones are 18+ only please). The list will be updated as and when I write a new fic.

~

Frederik Andersen *Heat of the Summer* - reader insert - 3k I’ll always guide you home - oc Karla - 1.6k comes back to me, burning red - oc Kendra - 7.9k

Tyson Barrie Nothing Day - reader insert - 556 words Make Me a Fool - oc Sofia - 7.2k More Than Words - oc Elizabeth - 1k

Anthony Beauvillier we’re lost and found - oc Isabella - 14k

Nick Blankenburg how long I had to fight to be living my life - oc Nora - 2.7k

Brock Boeser afraid to know the answer - oc Malia - 9k

Andre Burakovsky Just Let Me Go / Whatever It Takes - both reader insert - 2.2k/5k Pumpkin Carving - reader insert - 1.6k

Casey Cizikas it’s a dangerous thing - reader insert - 1.7k

JT Compher Watermelon Sugar - reader insert - three part series Red Sundress - reader insert - 1.8k

Sidney Crosby What Love Feels Like - reader insert - 3.3k I'm still haunted by the memories - oc Maeva - 5.5k Ryan Graves *So It’s Like That?* - reader insert - 5k When the time is right - oc Soren - 2k

Philipp Grubauer I never thought - oc Sera - 1.7k Dougie Hamilton Take a Chance - oc Ashley - 12.7k *Got Me Looking* - reader insert - 1k *So It’s Like that?* - reader insert - 5k

Kevin Hayes Unexpected - reader insert - 10.2k Miro Heiskanen Easy to Say - oc Zoey - 10.8k

Nico Hischier Walk in the Footsteps - oc Juliet - 5.8k This is My Home - reader insert - 2.6k sometimes you just don't know the answer - oc Mila - 3.6k felt like magic - reader insert - 2.6k

Jack Hughes I loved and I loved and I lost you - reader insert - 1.7k hopeless hearts just passing through - reader insert - 2.9k

Quinn Hughes I need your hands on me, sweet relief - oc Renée - 12k I got a secret, I'm telling everyone - oc Gianna - 2.4k

Seth Jarvis every breath, every hour has come to this - reader insert - 2.5k

Erik Johnson 5 times EJ surprised you and 1 time you surprised him - reader insert - 5.7k *I Love You in Lace* - reader insert - 2.k Tyson Jost All That You Got - reader insert - 1k she’s got a sunshine smile - reader insert - 14.1k There’s a Chance - oc Chloe - series Summer days pass me by - oc Mollie - 9.5k A reason to start over new - oc Lucy - 3.3k

Chris Kreider Sangiovese - reader insert - 1k Ice-Skating Date - reader insert - 1.3k Happy Birthday, Darling - reader insert - 1k We’ll Shine Together - reader insert - 1k just don’t give up - reader insert - 1.7k Take me for what I am - oc Avery - 2k live like you'll never stop - reader insert - 866 words

Nathan MacKinnon you've been sent to save me - oc Rachel - 3.4k

Cale Makar You Say I Am Loved - oc Katerina - 5.7k you can’t blame a girl for trying - oc Luna - 9.8k

Jacob Markstrom Apple Cider - reader insert - 1k Decorating Disaster - reader insert - 1.7k

Matt Martin I can't help it if I like it - oc Dhara - 13.7k

William Nylander Costume Party - reader insert - 1.7k Warm Up With Me - reader insert - 1k so tell me to leave - reader insert - 1.7k

Jake Oettinger taking on the world together - oc Gracelyn - 11.4k

Jamie Oleksiak Cosy Sweaters & Pumpkin Patches - reader insert - 1.2k *Birthday Treat* - reader insert - 1k Found You - reader insert - 12k I Swear To You - oc Alyssa - 5.5k don't forget, don't forget about me - oc Elena - 3.3k Colton Parayko Counting Down The Days - reader insert - 1.2k

Nolan Patrick Got Me Thinking - reader insert - 1.3k

Elias Pettersson Déjà-Brew - oc Joanna - 8.2k Lately you've been on my mind - reader insert - 4.9k

Morgan Rielly Sweater Weather - reader insert - 1.4k Just Another Girl / Just Another Guy - both reader insert - 1k/2.9k

Tyler Seguin Clueless - reader insert - 2.3k Mistletoe Kisses - reader insert - 1.4k By Your Side - reader insert - 1.2k This is Trouble - reader insert - 2.3k

Jeff Skinner Prove You Wrong - oc Audrey - 9.1k gotta trust how you feel inside - oc Cam - 4.8k

Andrei Svechnikov All I’ve Tried to Hide - reader insert - 2k witness all your joy - reader insert - 3.2k

Matthew Tkachuk I got the boy, she got the man - oc Iris - 2.1k Got me in the palm of your hand - reader insert - 1.1k no hesitation, what are we waiting for? - oc Bailey - 3.9k Jonathan Toews *Christmas Tree Lights* - reader insert - 2.2k

[going-full-shmoo]

● MASTERLIST ●

** - potential smut warning

● ANAHEIM DUCKS ●

Adam Henrique

Rainy Day In

● ARIZONA COYOTES ●

(COMING SOON)

● BOSTON BRUINS ●

Charlie McAvoy

Friends to Lovers

Jake DeBrusk

Him as a boyfriend

Wedding Day

Asking you out on a date

Brandon Carlo

Him as a boyfriend

David Pastrnak

Wedding Day

Chris Wagner

Him as a boyfriend

● BUFFALO SABRES ●

(NONE YET)

● CALGARY FLAMES ●

Sean Monahan

Hugs

Matthew Tkachuk

Wedding Day

Him with kids

S/O is feeling insecure

Elias Lindholm

First morning after moving in together

● CAROLINA HURRICANES ●

Brock McGinn

Holiday Festivities

Teuvo Teravainen

Proposal and Wedding Day

Adopting a dog

Dougie Hamilton

Proposal and Wedding Day

● COLORADO AVALANCHE ●

SPECIAL: Celebrating with the team

Tyson Jost

Glasses

Post-game cuddles

First Meeting 

As a boyfriend

Small Wedding

Mario Kart Battles

As a dad

Jealousy? Kind of?

Josty Fluff Spam 

Weekend Trip

Ultrasound surprise

Seeing you in the crowd

Family Skate

Fun Dates

Soft Dad Moments

Nathan MacKinnon

Post-game treat **

Legs **

In control **

Cale Makar

Rainy day in

Ruining the diet plan (but worth it)

Soft moments (feat. Freddie Andersen, Morgan Rielly)

Mikko Rantanen

Married life

Lost in IKEA

Andre Burakovsky

Post-fight self care

Meeting his family

Erik Johnson

Taking control **

Post-game treat **

Post-game massage **

● COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS ●

Pierre Luc Dubois

Friends to Lovers

Secretly dating a teammate’s sibling

Josh Anderson

Wedding Day

As a boyfriend

As a wedding date

● DALLAS STARS ●

Tyler Seguin

S/O plays soccer oversees

S/O in a slump

Resolving conflict

Raising a kid

Dating the younger Benn sibling

● MONTREAL CANADIENS ●

(COMING SOON)

● NASHVILLE PREDATORS ●

Juuse Saros

As a boyfriend

● NEW YORK ISLANDERS ●

Anthony Beauvillier

Frustrations **

Post-game affection

Falling for a female hockey player

Meeting you in LA

Poly!Relationship with Mat

Mat Barzal

Taking care of him after a rough game

Asking out a teammate’s sibling

Him after a game **

Pampering his S/O

Poly!Relationship with Tito

Domestic day

Talk You Out of It

● NEW YORK RANGERS ●

(NONE YET)

● PHILADELPHIA FLYERS ●

Carter Hart

Billeting a Juniors kid

Date to a wedding

Proposal and Wedding Day

Frozen yogurt debate

Travis Konecny

Post-game treat **

Hallmark Holiday Movies

Wedding Day

Line Dancing

Married Life

Kevin Hayes

Friends to lovers

Comforting his S/O

Him as a dad

Wedding Day

Dress Shopping

Breaking tradition?

Bye week meet cute

Nolan Patrick

Two AM comfort

Protective

Vulnerability

Proposal and Wedding Day

● PITTSBURGH PENGUINS ●

Zach Aston-Reese

Ultrasound surprise

Taking care of him when he’s sick

● TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS ●

Travis Dermott

Comfort after a rough game

Mitch Marner

Soft moments with S/O

Post-game treat **

Morgan Rielly

Coffee Shop Meet Cute

Him with kids

Soft Moments (Feat. Freddie Andersen, Cale Makar)

Freddie Andersen

Soft Moments (Feat. Morgan Rielly, Cale Makar)

Tyson Barrie

Cuddles

● VANCOUVER CANUCKS ●

Elias Pettersson

S/O’s Insecurity

Comfort after a rough game

Dancing together

Defending his S/O

A Day in with Him

First Time **

Wedding Day

New Years Kiss

Seeing you in the crowd

All-Star worries

Nightmares

Valentine’s Day

Brock Boeser

Proposal and Wedding Day

● WINNIPEG JETS ●

Josh Morrissey

Comforting the S/O

Patrik Laine

Secret softie

Married Life

Him with kids

● EXTRAS ●

Colton Parayko

Proposal and Wedding Day

Taking care of his sick S/O

FLUFF / THIRST NIGHTS / CHEER UP HOURS

[andycourtney]

Hey! This is my first tumblr account so give me a break if i’m not doing this right. I can and will write fanfiction for a few things. Just message me and i’ll see what i can do. Please give me some details about what you want and who you want it with, and if you want smut you have to tell me. 

Message me about any characters because i might have forgotten some! 

Here is the following list of people i will write for: 

The Percy Jackson movies

-Percy Jackson

-Annabeth 

-Tyson 

The Harry Potter movies

-Draco Malfoy 

-Neville Longbottom 

The Marvel Universe 

-Bucky Barnes 

-Steve Rogers 

-Loki Laufeyson 

-Pietro Maximoff 

-Peter Parker 

The DC Universe 

-Freddy Freeman 

-Billy Batson 

-Barry Allen  

-Ralph Dibney 

National Treasure 

-Riley Poole 

IT 

-Henry Bowers 

-Beverly Marsh 

-Bill Denbrough 

-Stanley Uris 

-Richie Tozier 

-Eddie Kaspbrak 

-Ben Hanscomb 

Why Don’t We 

-Zack 

-Jonah 

-Corbyn 

-Jack 

-Daniel 

[leafsbabe]

how Tyson Barrie is like in bed

what Tyson Barrie is like in bed:

- he’s a bit goofy but in an adorable sexy way

- has straight up licked your face at one point to annoy you

- also good at licking other things ;)

- he just really likes touching you

- tries new positions every time

- he likes to leave hickeys in weird shapes

- once rented out a rink just so he could fuck you on the ice

- usually not a dirty talker but just when you’re about to cum he’ll whisper filthy things into your ear

- he doesn’t get too sleepy after so you mostly just talk and kiss a little

his dick:

- proportional

- a lil bit crooked

the experience:

7/10