#tylon you dick

[dibs4ever]

Barbara waking up after a night of drinking to an empty bed, there’s a glass of water, bottle of tylonal and an envelope of alka seltzer on the nightstand. Haley is curled up on Dick’s usual side of the bed. She sits up, dumping the alka seltzer tablets into the water, taking the 3 pain relievers and drinking the glass of fizzy water before making her way away from the bed and into the lounge area , Haley following close behind-where Dick is sleeping on the couch.

Barbara: Dick? *lightly shaking him*

Dick: Hmp

Haley jumps up onto the couch and begins licking him. Dick sits up patting Haley

Barbara: Why aren’t you sleeping in the bed?

She motions behind her to the bed. Their bedroom in the Titans tower was quite spacious. With enough room for a bed, private bathroom, 2 full closets and a space area large enough for a small couch and television. Which Dick was currently sleeping on.

Dick smiled: Babs you drank too much last night, you know how you get when you drink. All touchy and cuddly and affectionate and ………

Barbara: horny

Dick look at her nodding with a chuckle: yeah you came on pretty strong . All over me at the party. I decided we should come back to our room. I helped you out of your dress and was getting you one of my tees when you really started getting handsy. I tried to stay in bed with you but you kept begging me to have sex. So I moved to the couch and you stopped and went to sleep

Barbara: you could have had sex with me. You know drunk or not I’m always in the mood when it comes to you

Dick: yeah but still felt like I would be taking advantage

Barbara: but you wouldn’t

Dick: but it felt like I would be, if I’m going to have sex I want my partner to be completely aware of her doings

Barbara leans over kissing his lips: Dick Grayson you’re the best you know that?

Dick: you’ve said it a time or two

[vesperascorpio]

“ROSLYN!” I whirl at her tiny voice.

Her grin exposes a loose tooth bent slightly out of place. “I’ve got something for you.” She holds up a ring of keys.

“I knew you’d save us,” Wallov says, a father’s pride glinting in his eyes.

How could I have forgotten little Roslyn? Stowed away all this time in her hidey-hole up in the crow’s nest. “How did you get the keys?”

“I had to wait for the girly-looking fellow to fall asleep,” she says apologetically. Riden gives me a look that says, Didn’t I tell you? “It was a good thing his ears were covered the whole time because the keys jangle so.”

“Sneaky little thief,” I exclaim proudly.

She steps in front of her father’s cell. “The next time you’re cross with me, Papa, I want you to remember this moment.” She inserts the key into the lock. “Oh, and Captain?”

“Yes?”

“I want to fight with the crew in six years’ time.” Her voice changes slightly, as though she’s trying for a more adult tone. She could never mask the chirp of a six-year-old girl, but it’s something adorable watching her try.

I raise a brow at her, achieving what I hope is a slightly stern look.

She bites the inside of her cheek, but waits to twist the key.

I look behind her at Wallov, who is trying to keep from laughing.

“Seven,” I say.

“Done,” she says, flicking her wrist. An excited smile nearly splits her face in half.

A gunshot explodes through the mostly quiet brig. Every head turns toward the entrance where Tylon has appeared, a furious scowl spread across his face.

A cloud of smoke overtakes his features for a moment.

My eyes drift down to where he has his pistol extended in front of him.

I follow its line of progress to where Roslyn stands.

Blood spurts wildly from her head.

And she falls.

. . . 

A new sense of urgency overtakes me as a pool of blood forms near Roslyn.

I unlock my cell, toss the keys to Riden, and run to her, but Mandsy reaches her first, ripping off a section of her trousers to staunch the bleeding.

But I know how hard it is to survive a head wound. And for one so small.

Trembling fingers reach for her pulse.

It’s still there. How is it still there?

“It skimmed her head, Captain,” Mandsy says. “Knocked her out. There’s a lot of blood, but I could see her skull intact underneath. If I can just get the bleeding under control—”

“Do what you can. I’m going after Tylon.”

I throw myself into the fray, tossing enemy pirates around like they’re rocks. I have metal bars at my disposal, so I ram heads into them in my search for Tylon. I finally catch sight of Wallov through the chaos. He’s got Tylon by the shoulders, and he slams his head into the ground over and over. I don’t know how long Tylon has been dead, but Wallov doesn’t seem to notice anything at all.

I rush to him and pin his arms to his sides.

“Wallov, she’s alive. Calm down.”

It takes a moment for the words to sink in, but then instead of trying to go for Tylon, he’s trying to get away from me. To go to Roslyn. I release him.

[chailoserr]

𝗕𝗦𝗗 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗬/𝗡 𝗮𝘀 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀

Y/N: When worse comes to worse, I just throw our practice son into the street

Dazai: It’s a good thing he’s made of 90% cotton and 1% polyester

Y/N: *about CPR* We just need to use the...wind from our mouths

Kunikida: Uh, I think it’s called BREATH

Dazai: That’s what the government wants you to believe

Ranpo: I get hoes with this lunchbox

Y/N: Chuuya looks so peaceful when he’s asleep

Dazai: He’s a gentle giant

Y/N: He’s not even that tall...

Dazai: He’s just gentle

Ranpo: Shut up, you coconut fried pack of uncooked weenies!

Dazai: *watches a video of himself*

Dazai: *points to himself* That’s Dazai!

Dazai: You don’t know anything about him!

Y/N: I know he’s tall—

Dazai: He’s 5’2

Y/N: Nevermind

Y/N: *watching Happy Tree Friends with Chuuya*

Chuuya: Flakey’s my favorite

*Flakey dies*

Chuuya: Oh wow

Chuuya: The two of us learned a lot from Mori

Dazai: We did??

Kunikida: *about Yosano and Y/N* Are they watching Spider-Man 3?

Dazai: No, I memorized the entire soundtrack

Kenji: Oh how the stables have BURNED

Chuuya: I wanna kick him in the dick for being so perfect

Y/N: Or maybe, and I know this sounds insane, but if ya just talked to him—

Kunikida: *to Y/N* Unless you’re having an emergency—

Dazai: I’m always having an emergency

Kouyou and Mori: *forcing Dazai and Chuuya to get along* Aweeeee, friendship!

Dazai and Chuuya: ...

Kouyou and Mori: Friendship!

Dazai: ...I would suck your dick, man—

Yosano: You blaze it, you buy it

Fitzgerald: Oh my god you guys, Black Friday!

Louisa: It’s not even Friday yet, sir, it’s...Gray Thursday

Mori: I just looked at a bottle of tylonal for like, two minutes then realized that that’s not how you spell ‘melatonin’

Y/N: Akutagawa and cute don’t belong in the same sentence unless you’re talking about Akutagawa’s toes

Akutagawa: Excuse me—

Dazai: I wish I got hit by a truck

Y/N: Milk truck, actually, not just any truck

Kenji: Or an orange truck!

Atsushi: wHaT’s gOiNg oN?

Y/N: Ooh, or a Mountain Dew truck!

The Guild: Why can’t you just be cool like us?

Poe: Well guess what, I follow my mom on instagram and you don’t

Y/N: *to Dazai and Chuuya* You guys hold hands?

Dazai: Only on Tuesdays

Y/N: It’s Monday

Y/N: *to the port mafia* Whoever’s not friends with Mori, take a step back

Everyone, including Mori: *steps back*

Dazai: *points to teddy bear* Is that your anime body pillow?

Dazai: *after getting Chuuya drunk* Not me getting the dog drunk

Kenji: *to a cow* See you later, sugar cube!

Y/N: Horse girls be like

The port mafia: *playing mario kart*

Chuuya: I’m great at rainbow road!

Kouyou: Of course you are...

Yosano: That’s a cute top, Y/N

Y/N: Thanks, I got it at Dick’s

Yosano, a raging lesbian: Ah, can’t go, I’m banned from there

Atsushi, very confused: Wait, why are you banned from Dick’s??

Dazai: I want a relationship where I’m not even breathing by the end of it

Oda: Or you could just, and I know this sounds crazy but, want a NORMAL, non abusive relationship

Y/N: Lame

Dazai: Yea, that doesn’t sound kinky

Oda: The BEST kink of all is true love and care

Dazai: Well, I mean...

Y/N: That DOES sound pretty kinky

[get-on-jb-art]

I saw someone reblogging you and i decided to follow u because of your amazing art. But i barely know anything about your oc's so do you have a short introduction for them ?

I got a lot but MY TOP 3 MAN ISSSSS1. BIGGEST DICK BIGGEST PECS and TALLEST MAN OF ALL- JAYCE STEEL-HEART

2.GREAT WHITE SHARK WITH HIS TWIN COCKS - SHANG WHITTO

3.MOST POPULAR ASS OF ALL - EUGENE TYLON

and honorable mention

Daddy Sytar - NEWL

Satyr boy - Solis-occas

assassin boy from London -Sallivan

Psychopath murderer -Devy

 small Druid - Baric