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[ragnarokhound]

Hey wife. Hope you’re doing well. (one week till graduation! [two years late and 2.5 degrees later…])

Saw ur reboot about black mask and jason and I think we’re missing potential for hilarity here. Jason sees that Red Robin has decided to take down black mask once and for all. shrugs. goes back to baking croissants from scratch or something. Jason hears explosions outside the window. Ignores them and continues knitting. Jason cleans his apartment with headphones on, cue explosive fight in view of the windows (like in spider-man) where RR wallops BM.

Tim is actually in a whole different genre here. He also thinks that Jason has decided to go for BM, and decides to take out the competition. He must prove to Jason he’s a good partner. He chases BM around Gotham and has an intense, vicious, dramatic showdown that culminates in a very bloody battle.

anyways, not sure how they sort it out but I think an important plot point in the conclusion would be dirty dirty sex

Hello my love - ohhh congratulations!! I'm so proud of you! <3

Ah yes, the reblog from a little while ago about how Black Mask is throwing darts at a picture of Red Hood and cursing his archenemy while Jason occasionally bats at him like a cat with a string toy before getting bored and walking away - lol, I adore a one-sided nemesis, the comedic value is UNMATCHED.

This situation you have suggested is hilarious. Not only do we have Black Mask thinking of Jason as his nemesis, but Tim has made the blunder of assuming that Jason spares extra brain cells on Black Mask as well. Grimly determined to Do Something about this guy. Incredible. Jason is having a Me Day and Tim is re-enacting a Bourne movie one block down.

I truly think the best way to go about this is with Tim's intense action-movie drama occasionally brushing up against Jason's slice-of-life Me Day activities (bumps into him at the farmer's market buying fresh fruit and locally made salsa, tugs him behind a stall so that Black Masks' goons don't see him. They are having two different conversations because Tim is trying to ask Jason what his plans with Sionis are, and Jason thinks Tim wants in on Me Day - fat chance, babybird! Jason's been waiting a long time for this.) and Tim is just getting more and more 80s action star messed up and dirty while Jason is looking more and more relaxed and soft, until eventually it all comes to light what both of them are doing when it all explosively collides.

(Literally; an explosion yeets Tim through Jason's window and smashing his dining room table, RUINING all the prep work he'd done for his baking extravaganza that he's been planning ALL DAY. What the FUCK Tim-- hey, Tim, you good? You're bleeding in a lot of places--)

Naturally the romantic/sexual tension has been building throughout the narrative, and at this final straw they finally kiss before ACTUALLY teaming up to take down Black Mask once and for all (complete with pithy remarks from Jason that he has no idea what Sionis is fucking talking about every time he tries to bring Jason in on the villainous banter) and after, Jason gets to take Tim back to his place to get cleaned up and eat fresh-baked eclairs (he salvaged just enough for two <3). And then, naturally, they have dirty, dirty sex uwu