#twst x genderfluid reader

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

Hi, I discovered your writing today and I loved it. So I wanted to request the frist years with a partner who is gender fluid.

First Years With a Genderfluid Partner

Characters; Ace Trappola, Deuce Spade, Jack Howl, Epel Felmier, Sebek Zigvolt

Content; Genderfluid reader (I don't use pronouns though, since everyone's experience is different), fluff, crack, romance, some implications that strangers are rude but not in detail

Word Count; 600+

Author's Note; Sorry that these are pretty short anon (brain is being mean), but I hope that you enjoy!

Ace Trappola

He’s still a little imp, regardless of everything else. But he’s perceptive. He notices the small things; and he’ll reaffirm you as well.

“Huh, they’re not all that bright if they can’t see that you’re obviously the coolest person around,” he’d scoff. “I mean, my dad only allows me one gender- OW WHY DID YOU HIT ME?!”

But he would say things like that, but he does in fact think you are the coolest person around. 

He does take mental notes; of what terms make you happy (pronouns and pet names), what clothing makes you comfortable, and more. No, he doesn’t keep a little notebook, but he has it memorized. 

Deuce Spade

Always checks in to make sure that you’re comfortable; he doesn’t want to screw up, even if it’s something you may consider small. He’s just trying his best and wants you to be happy.

“Wait, do I call you my boyfriend, girlfriend, joyfriend, partner? I want to make sure that you’re okay with it.” He asks that question pretty often, since he wants to make sure that you’re okay with it; you always come first.

He learns more about your identity, only because he’s curious and feels that he needs to do so. Please tell him to put the books down and just come and hang out.

Well-meaning but a little too gung-ho. He just doesn’t want to mess up, but he also wants you to be happy. 

Jack Howl

The most normal of the group; he likes you for you and nothing changes really. He’ll touch in though, making sure that you’re comfortable.

He would let you (within reason) try out some hairstyles or makeup that you want to try out on him. He doesn’t really mind, plus sometimes it takes looking at someone else to realize that that look is indeed a look and a great one at that.

Jack is a pretty large guy, so if you’re smaller than him he raises a brow at you stealing his clothes. But if you’re larger than him? He might wear one of your outfits (he likes lowkey matching outfits couples do).

Super understanding if you have ‘blah’ days, and will let you vent to him. He may not have much to say, but he’s there when you need him.

Scary dog privilege #1

Epel Felmier

He would come to learn more about your identity throughout your friendship before the two of you started dating. May have messed up here and there at the start, but not anymore.

The accent will be coming out if someone is being rude towards you, and Epel doesn’t care if he gets scolded or not; no one treats you rudely and gets away with it.

Pomefiore also helps him understand that gender is a spectrum; nothing is wholey masculine or feminine, that they blur, and that blurring is beautiful. 

“Pardner” is one of his go-to endearments; you’re his partner (in both the romantic, but also if either of you feel like committing felonies).

Scary dog privilege #1.5 (scary like a very yappy pomeranian way)

Sebek Zigvolt

Sebek definitely knows a few people who are genderfluid back in Briar Valley; fae live for a long time, so playing with gender is pretty normal. He commends you for being honest with yourself.

Now, he is putty in your hands, absolutely WHIPPED for you. You thought the praise he was singing for Malleus was bad? Well, multiply that by fifty.

But it’s quiet, not shouted. Yes, it is still obvious for anyone to see; the way he holds your hand and looks at you. You are the royal of his heart; his Monarch, King, and Queen.

Would be semi-awkward if the two of you went to a pride event; he just doesn’t know what to really do. He's having fun, just awkward.

Scary Dog Privilege #2

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[yichi-is-a-bitch]

TWST Incorrect quote #50

*Mc laying in bed wide awake at 4 am on a school day*

MC: "Legend says that when you can’t sleep, it means you’re awake in someone else’s dreams."

MC: "When I find out who you are, I’m going to punch you in the face."

*Leona who's sleeping and dreaming about the herbivore*

Leona: *sneezed in his sleep*

[arklayraven]

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Jay/Jayden/Jayce. 30, He/They. Pan, gray-ace, abro and genderfluid.

Welcome to my personal blog that is a chaotic mix of multi fandom posts, personal posts, f/os related stuff and more. Blog is also 18+ for sometimes mature themes, topics and content.

Personal posts can range from silly thoughts, to serious/dark topics. I will vent/rant here in times to cope with my stressful life.

I also sometimes write and draw. Which I'll share here in times or on my other side blogs on their respective sharing spaces. Those blogs btw can be found below in the side blogs section.

All likes and shares of my artworks/writings are greatly appreciated always btw! Thank you super much if you share them especially! 💜

DNI:

Queerphobes, mspec-phobes, panphobes, fluidphobes, etc.

Current Series Interests:

Obey Me, Paradox Live, Devil May Cry, Twisted Wonderland, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, etc.

Side Blogs:

(Red ones are inactive or semi-active)

Obey Me! Writings: @/devildomjestersheep (just OM! related writings only)

18+ Obey Me! Writings: @/purgatoryjestersheep

A Date With Death Writings: @/grimreaperlilraven

14 Days With You: @/alluringweboflove

Twst Writings: @/twistedmischieftales (just Twst related writings only)

Sandman Writings: @/endlessdreamweaver (just Sandman related writings only)

Twst OC(s): @/dancingfrights (place to info dump and all about my Twst ocs)

Multi Fandom Writings: @/rubystarpoet (mainly character x reader stuff, imagines, incorrect quotes, etc.)

F/Os & Comfort Characters: @/darkjesterprince (my place for sharing F/O and Comfort Character positive/comfort posts)

Vent/Rant side blog: @/vampiricjester

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[sonorousabyss]

𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝘂𝗹𝗲𝘀:

✧ 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲:

Headcanons

Oneshots

Multishots

Matchups

⋆ For the sake of ease, the following rules apply to the first three options. For those seeking Matchups, you’ll find the link here.

✧ 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜 𝘄𝗼𝗻’𝘁 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲:

Pregnancy

Incest

Pedophilia

NSFW Oneshots (Headcanons are fine)

X Female Reader

Female Reader Matchups 

Character x Character (if it’s the main focus of the fic. characters in a relationship for the sake of an x reader prompt is fine.)

Character x OC

✧ 𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗲:

⋆ This blog is dedicated to Male and Gender Neutral Readers, as they commonly have less content catered to them. As such, I do not do female specific reader posts for the sake of consistency. This goes for both my main fic posts (headcanons, oneshots, multishots, etc) as it does my Matchups. 

⋆ Gender Neutral requests may/may not end up tagged with female reader tags because they’re meant for all audience enjoyment regardless of gender, so sorry for any immediate confusion this raises!

⋆ Female Reader requests will (generally) be ignored for going against the rules.  Rare exceptions may apply.

⋆ Anyone can submit a gender neutral request.

✧ 𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗜 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿:

Character x Reader

Oc x Reader

Character x Trans Reader

Oc x Trans Reader

⋆ This applies to both Platonic and Romantic pairings.

⋆ This blog is trans friendly, and I’ll try and do my best for any trans specific reader posts to make sure they’re up to par/accurate if at all possible, with acknowledgment that every trans person’s experience is different and generally unique to them. 

✧ 𝗧𝘆𝗽𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗜'𝗺 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲:

Fluff

Angst

Hurt/Comfort

Yandere

etc. 

✧ 𝗙𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺𝘀 𝗜 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿:

Bnha (MHA)

Demon Slayer (KNY)

Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK)

Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss

Miraculous Ladybug

Star Wars

Hunter x Hunter (HxH)

Twisted Wonderland (TWST)

Genshin Impact

Sk8

Rise of The Guardians (ROTG)

BG3

etc

✧ 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗡𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁:

The following is what I prefer to have as a basis for a request of the following types:

Headcanons

Oneshots

Multishots

⋆ For rules and information regarding Matchups, please refer to my Matchup Rules Post.

Basic: 

Character: Whatever the name of your desired character is; characters for pairings should always be specified by name, ideally whatever is most recognizable for them.

Fandom: Specifying the fandom is optional, but mentioning it directly can help narrow characters with more common names down. If you’re attempting to have a reader’s personality based off another character not from my fandom list please specify fandom just in case.

Reader Type: I request that you always specify whether the request is for a male or gender neutral reader and/or the pronouns preferred for the specific request, to which I shall adhere (trans/genderfluid reader would fall under an optional addition here).

Format: Do you want the post to be a list of headcanons? A oneshot? etc.

Scenario/Specifics: This covers any additional information you desire about a character. Things like occupation, history, critical details for the character interactions, etc. 

⋆ Reminder: These rules are not for Matchups. Matchup Rules can be found here.

✧ 𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘁𝘂𝘀:

Temporarily Closed (Presently Working on Backlog)

⋆ Note: This is a blog, not a job. I do this in my free time, and I can promise that I’ll try to get to any and all requests (that don’t break the rules) as soon as possible, but I do things on the side so I can’t guarantee they’ll be finished immediately. So sorry to anyone who doesn’t get theirs in a timely fashion. I thank you all for your patience and support, and hope your day is as pleasant as the ocean’s abyss is deep.  ❥ ⋆ Edit: Anonymous asks are acceptable.

[i-am-a-secret-ssshhh]

I have a Twisted Wonderland Headcanon

It's about the MC that we play. I know that some people find it hard for the MC to be female or at least feminine looking.

But what if the MC is genderfluid and was male presenting when first arriving in Twisted Wonderland?

Obviously, that would help them get in and be accepted, but no one would bat an eye at them feeling masculine one day and feminine the next. Why would they? Everyone in Pomefiore is a makeup expert and often wear traditionally feminine clothes, and absolutely ROCK it.

So, they could very easily dress and present as they please.

Plus, just imagine all the funny scenarios if people try to claim that they're actually a female when they are in fact, genderfluid

[dollxmania]

quick draft preview! should come out in 1/2 days.

child!azul ashengrotto x gn!child!reader

[twillightteaparty]

Masterlist!

Twisted wonderland

Headcanons:

Asexual S/o! ( Vil, Jamil, Floyd, Azul, Lilia) : Here

Asexual S/o! Part 2! (Malleus, Jade, Riddle, Epel): Here

Asexual S/o! Part 3! (Rook, Silver, Kalim, Idia): Here

Asexual S/o! Part 4! (Trey, Sebek, Ruggie, Cater): Here

Asexual S/o! Part 5! (Ace, Deuce, Jack, Leona): Here

Asexual S/o! Part 6! (Crewel, Crowley, Sam, Vargas, Trien. Bonus: Neige, Che'Nya): Here

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Best Friend Headcanons (Ace, Deuce, Yuu, Kalim, Epel): Here

Best Friend Headcanons (Jamil, Ruggie, Cater, Azul, Idia): Here

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Platonic Cuddling (Epel, Grim): Here

Older Brother Figure! (Lilia, Yuu): Here

MC/Yuu/Reader's Scary Dog Follows them to TWST(Grim, Floyd, Crewel, Crowly): Here

Mc That is Often Forgotten and Neglected: Lilia Comfort Headcanons: Here

MC With a Demon Pact! Crowley, Vil, Rook, Grim reaction! : Here

Reader gives Malleus a friendship bracelet{platonic}: Here

Crewel's kid Skips Class, He's not amused: Here

Twst Boys When they have a very affectionate friend (Vil, Malleus, Azul, Leona, Idia, Riddle): Here

Twst boys react to Y/n with powers like Julieta from Encanto ( Riddle, deuce, Azul): Here

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Yandere Twisted Characters Fixated on A piano/violin playing student! (Malleus, Azul, Jade, Vil): Here

Yandere Twisted Characters Response to Reader Returning home without a word (Azul, Malleus, Riddle, Vil): Here

Yandere Twisted Characters When Reader Returns to visit friends, but they're now engaged or Dating someone! (Azul, Malleus, Riddle, Vil): Here

Yandere Crowley as a father figure to MC!: Here

Yandere Twst Boys react to some d u d e Flirting with Reader!(Vil, Epel, Azul, Malleus, Riddle, Jack): Here

Yandere Twst Boys react to some d u d e Flirting with Reader! pt. 2 (Kalim, Floyd, Jade, Lilia, Idia): Here

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Pomefiore boys Acting like your older sibling! (Vil, Rook, Epel): Here

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Diasomina reacts to Lilia’s S/O making him an exellent chef: Here

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Heartslabyul boys Acting like your older Sibling (Ace, Deuce, Riddle, Trey, Cater): Here

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Savanclaw's Bestie! Platonic Sibling Energy Reader!: Here

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Reader (GN) Gives Scarabia Boys A Handmade Headscarf! (Platonic): Here (note: it might be more accurate to call the Head Wear a half turban)

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S/o Who Adores Their Younger Sibling(s) (Vil, Rook, Epel): Here

Fiance Headcanons With Fem!S/o (lilia, Deuce, Yuu): Here

Kiss Headcanon (Lilia) : Here

Epel With Cuddly/Clingy S/o: Here

Their Crush Having an S/O back home (Vil, Malleus, Azul, Leona, Kalim, Jamil, Riddle, Cater, Idia): Here

Soft and domestic headcanons (Kalim): Here

Twst boys reacting to S/O being pregnant (Lilia, Deuce, Malleus): Here

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First Years React to Reader Coming out as genderfluid! (Ace, Deuce, Epel, Jack, Sebek): Here

First Years react to Reader Coming Out as Omnisexual!: Here

First Years With a Short S/o!: Here

First Years trying to win over their crush! : Here

First Years with an S/o with small hands: Here

First Years Giving GN Reader their sweater: Here

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Dorm leaders with an S/o with a lot of moles: Here

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Bug (OC) Comforting GN Reader After the Loss of a Family Member!: Here

Nonbinary Reader Dating Jamil and Ra'd (OC)! : Here

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NRC Staff Raising Crowleys Adopted Kid: Here

Fics:

Self Care Day, a Direct Decree from the Sultan! {Platonic} (Jamil, Kalim, mc!reader, and OCs): Here

Meaningless Magic To a 'Meaningless' Mortal: A Twisted wonderland Fanfic (Yuu x first years) (friendship/Platonic): Here

Sleeping With the Fishes Takes on a Whole New Meaning With You (Floyd x Reader) {Soft}: Here

Lazy Mornings with an Angel Like you {soft/wholesome} (Crewel x Adult!Spouse!Reader): Here

Once my Chrysanthemum, Now my Hyacinth: A Twisted wonderland Fic (Lilia X GN! Reader) [hurty/sad/owie]: Here

Lovers In Low Places (Ruggie x gn reader){100 Follower special}: Here

Riddle Me This (Twst Oc Fic): Here

Lost To Sea Foam (Floyd fic?) [unsatifactory ending]: Here

Seduce Me

Headcanons:

S/o who can't have kids reaction (James, Erik, Sam, Damien, Matthew): Here

Falling In Love with Someone Whos a Convicted Felon Trying to turn their life around (James, Erik, Sam, Damien, Matthew): Here

Falling in love with Someone Who Owns a popular Restaurant (James, Erik, Sam, Damien, Matthew): Here

Seduce me Boys: Spicy Edition! (submissive GF?) {NSFW}: Here

Seduce me Boys Meeting their S/o's argumentive Family: Here

Yandere! Seduce Me boys when the reader starts dating a coworker: Here

Seduce Me Boys With their S/o on a Cruise!: Here

Obey Me

Headcanons:

Asexual S/o (asmo): Here

Fics:

My Narcissus (Mammon x Gn!reader) : Here

The Calm of Blue Light and Fish Tanks (Leviathan x Gn!Reader): Here

Genshin Impact

Fics:

Whispers and Whimpers of the Wind: A Ballad from a Forgotten Friend (Venti x Gn!reader) {platonic} {Sad?}: Here

Mystic Messenger

Headcanons:

Characters With Asexual S/o (Seven, Zen, Jumin): Here

Hoseki No Kuni / Land of The Lustrous

Headcanons:

Bort With a Fragile Gem (1.5-2): Here

[kirsdoesstuff]

Intro/What I'm comfy with and not

Hi Kirs here, just wish to let you know what the blog will be about.

I go by She/He/They pronouns and Genderfluid Bi. I’m a Canadian, so might see me at Anime North sometimes.

Also to preface if you're under 18, don't interact with any 18+ content I make, please. I know that I can't stop everyone, hell even I did it and I just recommend you stay safe.

For example, I will post, headcanons for fandoms I'm in/enjoy the content of, how I feel about certain characters, fanfics, edits, cosplays + more. I’ll try to repost a lot and for nsfw I’ll mostly repost the ones with a reading line. So in short, reblogs are safe and my likes are not.

I am Canadian, so if you are too, or if you come over then maybe I'll see some ppl at stuff like Anime North whenever I go.

Mostly TWST, Obey Me!, Genshin & MXTX stuff

Twitter Chatie : KirsWrites (Wit closed) TikTok

Redbubble

Etsy Shop Under maintenance atm

Requests or Questions

Masterlist of Masterlists

Keep reading line is where it's needed for any who don't want mentions of some stuff in my uncomfy list.

What I'm comfy with:

-18+ with 18+ characters -Platonic fluff (anyone) -Multiple ships -Character x Reader -Kinks (18+)

What I play/ed (most I remember):

-Disney Twisted Wonderland (eng) -Obey Me! (kinda dropped it but love the characters) -Genshin Impact (Sept 29th 2020, Xiao is my DPS) -Tower of Fantasy (Aug 10th 2022, King is certainly something) -Destiny 2 (Hunter, not a pvp player) -Sims 4 (occasionally) -Disney Dreamlight Valley -Stardew Valley (Farm & Fish) -Minecraft (Farm & Flowers) -Skyrim (mods crash it) -Child of Light (played demo years back on 360, got it now) -Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey (Wii and when I was a kid) -My Sims (Wii, Bell boi or the goth girl were my kid crushes don't judge) -Sims 3 /Pets (360) -What in Hell is Bad (18+ type game)

What I don't find comfy:

-Proshipping -18+ with minors -Self-harm -Suicide -SA (noncon)

Consent is always important in any context.

I'll add if I need to, but the main gist is there.

[twisted-t0xins]

HI OMG you dont need to respond to this but i just wanted to let you know that i was scrolling thru the twst x reader tag and stumbled across your blog!!

i didnt even know you only wrote for nblm/mlm but the joy i felt when i was reading your first hcs and it said 'bf' instead of gf... I ALMOST CRIED PLS THANK YOU SO MUCH it was a very nice surprise for 1:40 in the morning!

especially as someone whos been in this fandom since the jp release, and has seen wayyyy too much fem-coded content... as a genderfluid nb/demiboy ive been starved for too long, thank you for popping up like this i appreciate your blog more than you realize and im sure many others do/will in the future too!

i think you might know who i am based on the time this ask was sent (and the follow i gave you a couple minutes ago, because hoo boy this is taking a while to write) but i wish you nothing but the best, and you have my support!! <3

ps. man i /do/ love your gif headers tho theyre soso pretty 💙 🥺 ✨️ overall your blog aesthetic is *chefs kiss* 🤌 ✨️ 😩 👍

pps. dw about being awkward! im pretty awkward too but man the joy i felt way overshadowed my fear of talking to strangers and i had to let you know/thank you. again, you dont have to respond, i just hope you manage to see this and it made you smile :)) have a good day/night!!!

Bro this made me so happy fr 😭😭

I'm really glad its reaching the intended audience- I know a lot of male/nb readers (me included lolol) can get rlly dysphoric after reading so many things directed towards fem readers,,, which is why i started this blog tbh

And even when its for male some of the content can get kinda homophobic too?? Especially in fandoms like twst,, some of it just straight up feels like the super fetishy ya0i fanfics from 2016 lmao

Also my blog better look good 😤😤 /lh ,,,i spent so long formatting and making little gifs and icons 😭😭

Anyways rant over lol,, pls feel free to request something :))

[yichi-is-a-bitch]

TWST Incorrect quote #53

*Sebek and Mc are texting*

Sebek: "Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone."

MC: "What did they change my name to?"

Sebek: "Chosen One."

MC: "Don’t change it back"

Sebek: "BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!"

MC: "I’m the chosen one"

[arklayraven]

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Tags to blacklist if you want:

;raven om calamity (for om and nb related posts that may include personal thoughts/analysis, negativity, spoilers, etc)

Introduction

Jay/Jayden/Jayce, 29, He/They. Abro(pan, gray-ace) and Genderfluid.

Welcome to my personal blog that is a chaotic mix of multi fandom posts, personal posts, f/os related stuff and more. Blog is also 18+ for sometimes mature themes, topics and content.

Personal posts can range from silly thoughts, to serious/dark topics. I will vent/rant here in times to cope with my stressful life.

I also sometimes write and draw. Which I'll share here in times or on my other side blogs on their respective sharing spaces. Those blogs btw can be found below in the side blogs section.

All likes and shares of my artworks/writings are greatly appreciated always btw! Thank you super much if you share them especially! 💜

DNI:

Queerphobes, mspec-phobes, panphobes, fluidphobes, etc.

Current Series Interests

Obey Me, Paradox Live, Devil May Cry, Twisted Wonderland, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, etc.

Side Blogs

Obey Me! Writings: @devildomjestersheep (just OM! related writings only)

18+ Obey Me! Writings: @purgatoryjestersheep

Twst Writings: @twistedmischieftales (just Twst related writings only)

Sandman Writings: @endlessdreamweaver (just Sandman related writings only)

Twst OC(s): @dancingfrights (place to info dump and all about my Twst ocs)

Multi Fandom Writings: @rubystarpoet (mainly character x reader stuff, imagines, incorrect quotes, etc.)

F/Os & Comfort Characters: @darkjesterprince (my place for sharing F/O and Comfort Character positive/comfort posts)

Vent/Rant side blog : @vampiricjester

Ko-Fi

For any generous support you want to send for the things I make and share here. ☕💜

Twitter

rubystarrobin(private) and rubystarraven(public)

Guidelines About My Art

Please don't repost my works without credit/permission or use/edit my works without my knowledge/permission. Even if it doesn't show often, I put a lot of time and work into the things I make.

Thank you if you do understand this all and listen too.

[husky-artz]

Imma do fics an headcanons for TWST òwó which include some of my ocs as well uwu mainly for fics, if they were for headcanons they could probably be a bonus? (It realt just depends )

Upcoming ones i have so far are:

-Foe to Friends , Fanfic (Idia and Arson *oc*)

-How he’d react a genderfluid MC (possible all of them)

-how he’d react to you two body swap (with neutral MC)

- Single Rose , Multi-small fics (Heartslabyul x Reader )

I hope you’ll enjoy them when they’re out ^^

[yichi-is-a-bitch]

TWST Incorrect quote # 48

Ace: "Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water??"

Epel: "Y- you were putting it in cold water??"

Deuce: "Ace. Answer the question, Ace."

Ace: "Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. didn't realize there was an actual reason."

Ace: "Plus you think I have the patience to boil water?"

Epel: "You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??"

Deuce: "Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?"

Epel: "Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?"

Deuce: "It takes less than a minute."

Epel: "Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun???"

Deuce: "How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?"

Epel: "Like seven minutes??"

Deuce: "Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan!"

Ace: "Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Deuce? Your stove is enchanted!"

Jack: "Every single person here is a fucking lunatic..."

MC: "Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!"

[yichi-is-a-bitch]

TWST Incorrect quote #35

[at Disneyland, on the Teacup Ride]

Jack & Epel: *spinning calmly while talking*

Adeuce & MC: *flying past them, hurtling through space and time, screaming*

[yichi-is-a-bitch]

TWST Incorrect quote #29

MC: "Based on statistical evidence, I think I'm immortal"

Trey: "Why?"

MC: "I haven't died yet"

Trey: "That's... not how that works"

Ace: *behind them* "Have you seen the shit they do? That bitch just won't die"

[yichi-is-a-bitch]

TWST Incorrect quote #33

MC: "I'm adopting the lifestyle of a goat."

Ace: "which is?"

MC: "Eat what I want, do what I want, and ram my head into anyone who challenges me"

Ace: *judging* "Are you sure that's healthy?"

MC: "..." *charges at him*