#two planets approach the roche limit

[friendlybatteringram]

Alternate Titles for the Song “Two Planets Approach the Roche Limit”

- A Pair of Celestial Bodies Interlock Respective Gravity Fields

- Two Planets Don’t Recognize Personal Space

- Two Planets Do the Kissy

- A CRASH COURSE on Celestial Mechanics

- Planet-on-Planet Violence

- Siri, Google “What is Roche Limit.”

- Dual Cosmic Masses Breach the Threshold at Which the Force of Gravity Weighing an Object to One Such Body is Equal to the Tidal Forces Pulling Said Object Toward the Other Body

- One Borb Approaches His Bullshit Limit

- Yeah?? You Think You’re so Tough, You Little Pink Kidney Stone?? Huh? What if I Threw Your Whole Fucking Planet at You??? Huh?? Kill all Your Friends and Loved Ones?? Yeah Cause that’s what I’m Gonna Fucking Do, Asswipe!! You Still Mr. Big Tough Guy?? Not so Much, Huh??? Fuck You.

- [S] Collide.

[peachyyjellie]

i love music and songs don’t you guys like music and songs

[elfilinfan04]

Check out this mashup I did of the Fecto Elfilis theme!

https://youtu.be/Ekvyg90c7_g

[cringywhitedragon]

I’m about halfway through Kirbo Forgot the Land (Kirby and the Forgotten Land) and I’m a bit nervous for the End Game.

Epescially the final boss…

Though I’m excited to hear Two Planets Approach the Roche Limit (aka a dimension hopping Calyrex yeets another planet at a Pink Puffball)

[vgtrackbracket]

Video Game Track Bracket Round 4

Following Stanley from The Stanley Parable

vs.

Two Planets Approach the Roche Limit from Kirby and the Forgotten Land

Propaganda under the cut. If you want your propaganda reblogged and added to future polls, please tag it as propaganda or otherwise indicate this!

Following Stanley:

Truly a masterful collection of sounds and 'da's expertly pieced together to form The Greatest Video Game Song Of All Time™. If the very ideas of 'adventure' and 'whimsy' were manifested in the form of song, this would be it.

'WEEEEEE look at that silly line!!!!!!' - what adventurous Adventure Line™ music it is. fits perfectly within its context and hilarious out of it <3

Wait! Cut the music! Go back and look at that fern! Stanley, this fern will be very important later in the story. Make sure you study it closely and remember it carefully. You won't want to miss anything.

BUH BA BA DU DU DUM DU DU

Two Planets Approach the Roche Limit:

Immensely cinematic and introducing scientific states of planets in the title? Yup. It’s a Kirby song.

[fullmoonfireball]

google search why is itoki hana the only lyricist who seems to recognize that Two Planets Approach the Roche Limit's melody is 90% Welcome to the New World, a song that ALREADY HAS LYRICS

[moogghost]

Elfilis spotted. I am now interested in you.

i am indeed an elfilis enjoyer hai :3

[absolutely-zero-regrets]

Fecto Elfilis for the character ask.

First Impression:

Okay. I’m not sure how to precisely describe my first impression of them, but know that I was absolutely losing my MIND the entirety of the game’s finale. The reveal, the cinematics, the music..! Especially the intro of Two Planets Approach the Roche Limit, where Kirby looks up into the sunset, and this ancient unfathomable being slowly descends and spreads their wings for what must be the first time in centuries… Chef’s kiss.

Impression Now:

Look. Look. I just want to tuck them into bed and give them a warm cup of soup. They’re so horrible. They need therapy as soon as possible. They should get to blow something up as a treat. Joking aside, I like them just as much as I did upon the initial reveal! They have SUCH an excellent design and come with such compelling lore. Truly one of the creatures of all time.

Favorite Moment:

…Yeahhh, if it wasn’t made obvious enough by the first question, I really like their introduction sequence.

Idea For a Story:

Hmmm. I think it could be interesting having them interact with some of the other Star Allies, even if that wouldn’t be able to happen in canon! I think they’d have some complicated but very loud opinions on some of Kirby’s friends, haha.

Unpopular opinion:

I’ll be honest, I don’t know enough about the popular opinions for them to comment! 😅

Favorite relationship:

Romantically, I don’t have any. However, their relationship with Elfilin is interesting! Two sides of the same coin… I see them as siblings in a sense.

Favorite headcanon:

I’m very fond of the headcanon that they’re one of the four heroes of yore, specifically the one representing Dream Matter (and with Galacta Knight representing Heart Matter, but that’s only tangentially related). In fact, I’m also very excited that we’ve finally gotten to see Dream Matter in action! It sounds so pleasant, but in reality it has just as dark as a potential as the three other types of matter..! I could talk about this and how they link together various other of my headcanons together for ages, haha! I also like the idea that they’re representative of the Doctor Healmore role in Team Kirby Clash. After all, they’re the only boss so far with the ability to heal themself (as far as I’m aware at least; don’t quote me on this!), not to mention their spear— it bears a strong resemblance to the caduceus, a symbol commonly associated with healing! Their story has contributed so much to the overall lore of the series, and I’m excited to see where it leads in future games.

[friskibitz]

gametal i need your next song

[dawnleaf37]

ok I finally get it . But I like 3/4 more than swing then

[nano-blob]

augh ok ok hold on i need to propaganda between two worlds for a moment i am SO NORMAL. fly octo fly rlly slaps hard i cannot deny that but sorry... i did not stop thinking about between two worlds for like. two weeks straight. it's the most haunting thing i've heard in q a while and it conveys emotions and its story so vividly. it's. hhhhh

disclaimer i have not beat kromer bc i keep dying on the second floor of the dungeon so this will primarily be abt how banger the song itself is rather than story significance but shhhhhhh

i'm a chronic choir kid first and foremost so mili acapella songs alw make me ascend beyond the astral plane. also the way that world of light is so calm and peaceful and has lyrics and harmonies that are so reminiscent of traditional christmas hymns, especially with the way n corp's inquisition incorporates a grotesque mockery of christmas traditions like the murder tree where they hang all the "heretics" they've tortured/killed. kromer's "merry christmas!" over the speakers. it hits so so hard when you think about the implications. it's awful. it's incredible.

and now onto the transition that drastically and irreversibly altered my brain chemistry!

firstly when you hear other instruments slowly slipping into an, up till this point, predominantly choral song, you KNOW shit's about to go down and ohoho did mili not disappoint. the last bit of the angelic choir fading away with "maybe that was when i chose to stay fallen" and being replaced by the quiet murmurs of chanting and fragments that grow faster and more and more fanatic and frantic as the song continues. when i tell you the transition sent chills down my spine i actually mean mili grabbed me and forcibly shoved me into an industrial grade freezer. i spent the rest of the song literally sitting there with my mouth open until someone asked me if i was okay that's how chilling it is. also the way the parts repeat and overlap and bleed into each other in this section pings my brain in a way that makes me want to shove this song into my mouth and chew it until it permanently engraves itself into my bones. when mili said control control control release control betray control let go REAL. even without having played the final boss this song drips with a sense of madness and fixation and being shattered into something inhuman by that. god i love mili.

oops that got long. um. thank you for reading my incoherent ramblings. vote for between two worlds today

fly octo fly/ebb and flow | between two worlds

[junebird24]

🪐Two Planets Approach the Roche Limit🪐

Link to the full HD files below:

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1piNe8LdpLDcg1lp2O3AOi1GDu1wIgLja?usp=drive_link

[ethanexion]

Two Planets Approach the Roche Limit

[vgtrackbracket]

Video Game Track Bracket Round 2

Two Planets Approach the Roche Limit from Kirby and the Forgotten Land

vs.

At Doom's Gate from Doom (1993)

Propaganda under the cut. If you want your propaganda reblogged and added to future polls, please tag it as propaganda or otherwise indicate this!

Two Planets Approach the Roche Limit:

Immensely cinematic and introducing scientific states of planets in the title? Yup. It’s a Kirby song.

At Doom's Gate:

iconic

[fullmoonfireball]

listen i'm gonna be real, even looking at these thumbnails is setting off my fight or flight, you could not pay me to click on these videos

also. lbr nothing unlocks Rage like wasted potential. you never expect the Bad Shit™ from the guy who you were,, actually kind of excited to see a cover of that one song from.

[kittycomet]

YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO

[explosions] [screams]

86.3

real discovera radio

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT RATS

[futuristic lab sounds] [liquid bubbling] [glass breaking]

RATS

[the sounds of a thousand melting voices screaming out in agony]

AND MORE RATS

[cartoony alien spaceship noises] [more screams]

THIS AIN'T YOUR REGULAR COSMIC HORROR STATION

[two planets approach the roche limit remix starts playing]