#two avocados for ten bucks

[vampire-skunk]

Maybe this is old and it's already done the rounds but what. 😂

[iceeericeee]

Thinking about them <3

[enchantingruinscandy]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS SPECIFIC VERSION OF THE VIDEO FOR SO LONG OMFG I FOUND IT

idk what your all talking about tiktok rules

[vanitylesque]

sharing one of my favorite comfort shorts in these trying times.

[vaynglories]

that "two avocados for ten bucks" video has corrupted my brain forever. can't hear or sing "running up that hill" without thinking about it ever again i fear

[peniswizard69]

That "two avocados for ten bucks" song is extremely Percy Jackson coded but he wouldn't be like "if I only could" about it, it'd just happen to him. He'd be working the chash regieter at Whole Goods or some such and fricking Zeus will come in and Percy'd have to be tell him about the avocado sale and Zeus'd be like that's not very good and Percy'd be like yeah but you're Zeus. Isn't money kind of beneath you and Zeus'd say it's the principle and Percy would say do you want avocadoes or not

[poppy5991]

AFO: Time to die. Make your deal with God.

Hawks, under his breath: Two avocados for ten bucks

[jackandclairearesiblings]

Claire: If I only could, I'd make a deal with God. Two avocados for ten bucks.

Jack: He'd say that's not very good.

Claire: I'd say, yea but you're God. Isn't money kind of beneath you?

Jack: He'd say, it's the principle!

Claire: And I'd say, do you want the avocados or not!?

The guys: Are you two high?

[nerdynanny]

"HOOT HOOT everyone! I learned a new song today from Luz' magic music box."

"IF I ONLY COULD, I'D MAKE A DEAL WITH GOD. TWO AVOCADOS FOR TEN BUCKS."

[ganondorf--apologist]

Sly: If I only could, I'd make a deal with god, two avocados for ten bucks.

Ghost, signing: That's not very good.

Sly: Yeah, but you're god. Isn't money kind of beneath you?

Ghost: It's the principle.

Sly: Do you want avocados or not?

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[sweetfirebird]

Me now whenever Running Up That Hill (Deal with God) comes on:

if I only could, I'd make a deal with God, two avocados for ten bucks

[captaindibbzy]

Was watching Gogglebox last night with my mum and they had a bit from Stranger Things season 4 with the Kate Bush song. And now I have the "two avocados for ten bucks" version stuck in my head.

[frankierohugejorts]

just got home from work and spent the entire shift with my brain just repeating two tiktoks over and over so it was just a 5 hour loop of "i'm a savage. Penis. Size. Average."

then "if i only could i'd make a deal with god. two avocados for ten bucks. he'd say that's not very good. i'd say yeah but you're god. isn't money kind of beneath you? he'd say it's the principle. i'd say do you want avocados or not"

[dilfsisko]

See if I only could….make a deal with G-d….two avocados for ten bucks

[monster-noises]

It is safe to presume i am Always thinking about a mouse in chain mail singing 'Two avocados for ten bucks'