#twitter roleplay meme

[fabledresources]

random twitter prompts !

i am far too mentally ill to be this unpopular on social media.

i’m just a dust particle, i’m not supposed to pay bills.

i woke up again still not a retired millionaire. this is bullshit.

girls aren’t that complicated, just hold our hands, make us laugh, bring us iced coffee and the beating hearts of all those who have wronged us.

my weighted blanket won't let me join your morning hike.

it’s not a situationship, i’m doing an unpaid internship in his heart.

healing isn’t enough. i need my memory erased.

not to be a pathetic loser but i'd spend the rest of my life with you.

wanna spice up date night? harvest his organs!

i don't want to fuck him, i just think "he looks cool" has less impact.

men are so cute when they are openly down bad for their girlfriends.

that's a grown man with dick and balls.

hate remembering that, to my coworkers, I’M the coworker… don’t they know i'm different.

babe are you okay? you haven't said "that's that me espresso" once today..

it hurt me so bad i started studying.

this was $30. should i kill myself?

no soda this summer! i'm only drinking water and pussy juice!!

i love you [name]. i'm going to fucking blow up the whole world for you.

my body is a machine that turns reassurance into more reasons to be concerned.

you gotta eat the dirt for your immune system. your body craves the dirt. stop denying yourself the dirt.

no worries. just gonna bang my head against the wall about it.

imagine dating me because you think i'm pretty, then boom. 83 texts in a row of me begging for attention.

i don’t watch porn. i prefer to fantasize about abstract things like having a brain that lets me enjoy being alive.

women do not want engagement rings. they want engagement heavy plate armor.

you could cry a river and i would build us a raft to float on.

debating if i should continue my healing journey, or go insane.

i was fine, then i started thinking.

some guy commented ‘beautiful’ on your tiktok, so i found out where he lives. do you want food?

very fucked up how eating well and working out regularly actually makes you feel better.

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[agronzky]

⠀⠀⠀𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒. ♡

Below you'll find some random aesthetic, sad, cute and funny twitter quotes i've found over there.

"It's your imperfections that make you so interesting."

"Here i am, recollecting every broken piece of myself."

"Some words stay in your head long after they’re spoken."

"If you are going to impose your will on the world, you must have control over what you believe."

"You're always stronger than what you think."

"No matter what i do it’s going to lead to pain."

"I'm too pretty to stalk his instagram account."

"I grew up mean."

"You look into my eyes so passionately, how could you not have loved me?"

"If you don’t need my love, why did you take it from me?"

"My baby can’t forget me."

"I'll walk out the depths of hell to protect you."

"Maybe this is for the greater good… But how can I pretend this is the right thing?"

"You're just a man."

"What are you?"

"I don’t know how to make it poetic anymore."

"I wish i was just a concept, not a person anymore."

"Literally go outside, no one cares."

"I can care about you and still cut you off. I can miss you and never talk to you again."

"Why can’t i be a writer, a librarian, a ballerina, a pianist, a poet and a painter all at the same time?"

"I'm trying very hard to not tweet about love."

"I wish I didn’t feel so much, it’s so inconvenient."

"I romanticise everything because I am made of love and starlight."

"I never know when to quit."

"I wanna disappear. Let me disappear."

"Morning, angel."

"Can I come over and stare at you?"

"I sent an impulsive text."

"Might I suggest you don’t fuck with my sis?"

[kawaiinekoj]

moodboard | matching 🎃🎃 for you and your bestie — (3/?) (merci pour toutes vos réponses au sondage hihi!!!! 🐈🐈‍⬛)

❀ edits by kawaiinekoj (instagram)

credits: neon genesis evangelion (1995-1996) dir. hideaki anno ; gwendoline christie for GQ czechoslovakia and cate blanchett for vogue china by szilveszter mako ; lady gaga, bruno mars · die with a smile ; art the clown from the terrifier saga (2016-2024) dir. damien leone

[queen-of-vees]

We all have that one friend that doesnt reply until at least 5 hours later... @subbymothpimp

[diamondnokouzai]

elon musk roleplaying as his own toddler son on twitter [and using said side twitter to mock his ex wife] is the only thing i will ever talk about in conversation about him. i desperately want to lure him into conversation so i can spring this on him.

[angelicaisaka]

◇ OOC | I made some things:)

[pop-pearl-draws]

Have no motivation to draw...So here’s the Doraemonzu crew using Twitter (The time, date, like, replies,...are random)

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Yeah, Nichov gone a little crazy

And this point I only focus on the date

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Not gonna lie, this is kinda fun, I will make more someday

[windose20s]

beginner editors i love you

[irlcinnagrl]

I don't fuck with people who have done things to badly hurt my friends, so it's only natural I'ma expect that type of loyalty to me. Like? Why flock around cuckoo headass bitches, who hurt someone you supposedly care about or love? Like the side eye I have is insane, ngl.

[justatinycatgirl]

[sophsaysstuff217]

Every day I log onto tumblr.com and every day I learn something new I was probably better off not knowing about through that godforsaken destiel meme

[etoilesbienne]

"roier has a girlfriend" -> finding out roier's girlfriend has been posting guapoduo memes on her twitter and made a LETS GOOOO type of post at their engagement -> finding out roiers girlfriend and cellbits girlfriend are now twitter roleplay engaged

[kawaiinekoj]

moodboard | matching pp for you and your bestie — (2/?)

❀ edits by kawaiinekoj (instagram)

credits: ?

[queen-of-vees]

[cdroloisms]

always absolutely fucking hilarious when sbiers in their self-righteous need to assert themselves as better than everyone else in the same way they've done since 2020 even when they're apparently 'out of the fandom' and consider the whole thing cringe and dead (skill issue, methinks) go all um acktually no one cared abt any of the lore except for c!sbi. like well for one thing i don't know of a c!sbi personally speaking i'd like for you to point out to me where character sleepy boys inc ever like, existed, because it certainly wasn't in any dream smp i watched like is there even a single moment where the four of them interact together alone??? and secondly, it's always reeeeeeally obvious when they mean this as a diss on The Other Side Of The Fandom (read, dream team and co) when two-thirds of the dream team just did nawt have any interest in being part of the 'main characters' in the first place and would much rather do their own thing and roleplay in ways that wouldn't get picked apart for ages on twitter dot com, and the other member of the dream team played a character so integral to the lore that even c!inniters will often name him before they name their own goddamn guy because they cannot keep his name out of their mouths (see, the meme i saw like literally just yesterday that boiled down to me, after learning the dream smp lore: i need to kill c!dream). like bro yall are c!inniters you're not fooling anyone you think that the entire story revolves around this one teenager being abused and then completely ignore the months of abuse that was shown on screen for us before exile. "c!sbi" like cmon now guys the ao3 pages are like, right there, we all know who ends up being the villain for ur sbi fanfic that has its foundations in a dynamic that literally never existed in canon.

like "no one cared about anyone's lore except for wilbur and tommy--" well yes they were in fact some of the main fucking characters. imagine someone going up to you and going "well no one cared about the lore in the star wars original trilogy except for luke and leia" like damn really?? (now imagine this same person trying to convince you that darth vader's role was unimportant, actually.) like yeah the dream smp involved a lot of separate storylines and each of those storylines might've had their own "main cast" of characters but i'm also not blind bro, the story that started at the start of the fucking server and the start of the fucking lore was ABSOLUTELY the "wilbur-dream-tommy" triangle that is, in fact, the story that the l'manburg revolution was built on and the story that remains the throughline literally until tommy and dream have their confrontation with a nuke coming down over their heads, something that the characters themselves acknowledge with the repetition of the idea of tommy and tubbo against dream. LIKE ALKJSDFKJSADF yeah bro there were main characters in the tommy-dream-wilbur story an that's also the story that people tended to be invested in in the beginning, to the point where even other self-contained stories in the dream smp absolutely referenced and emulated it (cough cough, las nevadas). like, why are we acting like it's at all groundbreaking for people to be invested in THEEE fucking story the one that first started to exist because at the time basically no one else was part of The Roleplaying Trio and then slowly got padded out and developed as the server developed more and more into the lore server?

and it's the fact that none of these people, too, would deny that they care about ex. c!schlatt in manberg, right, or c!quackity in relation to c!wilbur's deal, etc etc whatever. like breaking news you gaf about The Story as a dream smp fan wow am i supposed to be like, surprised. do you want a medal. LIKE LKJASDJF