#twisted men

[stray-stay4life]

Twisted men chat #2

Christian: guys help how do u kill a stuff toy

Alex: ???

Rhys: mr unicorn?

Josh: rip its head off and it'll die

Alex: christian a stuff toy isn't even alive

Christian: thanks josh alex ur not being helpful

[shallyne]

Never in my life did a fictional character have me blushing, giggling and kicking my feet like the twisted men do

[girllblogging777]

happy father’s day to all of my book boyfriends, i love you. also happy father’s day dad i guess

[sirius-you-know]

I've never been called a shot of expresso by any men but my bestie thinks I'm as annoying as the Netflix stickers on books .

[mikotosworld]

[lizzieyoungdefender]

twisted series shuffles i’ve made <3

(christian is the best.)

pinterest / shuffles : starrsturniolo

[mellosdrawings]

Princess-hair Jamil is definitely one of the prettiest boys at school. I'm always happy when they give him new hairstyles on cards.

(Yes, that's Yuu. I try not to draw them too much but sometimes I just gotta)

[zanephillips]

Brokeback Mountain (2005) dir. Ang Lee

[vaguely-concerned]

are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

[sweetbunpura]

Kifaji: Ah, Miss Yuu, may I trouble you for a moment?

Yuu, packing up her bags and sighs: Sure...

Kifaji: I've been made aware of my behavior towards you during your stay here in Sunset Savanna. I'm sorry for what my harsh words have caused.

Yuu: ... That's it?

Kifaji: Excuse me?

Yuu, slams her suitcase close: What about all the time you put down Leona in front of us? Or how you blamed him for that shit the other teams was doing during Bead Brawl? Something that wasn't even his fucking fault.

Kifaji: I implore you to watch you language.

Yuu, eyes narrow: Fuck you, watch how you treat people, even your own prince. *picks up stuff* I can see why he really never wants to come back home. If i had someone like you waiting back for me, I'd think of every excuse in the book if that meant I didn't get to go home. *turns to leave* Although, you look very angry with me right now. Almost like you wanna ask a question.

Kifaji, takes a deep breath: How did he know about the substitution team member and how did you move so effortlessly to handle that situation?

Yuu: Cheka loves his "Unca" Leona and his "Auntie" Yuu, he told me while I was spending time with him. Two, I told Leona and he trained me himself to make sure I was ready for the match. The prince is not as lazy as you make him out to be, Kifaji. You would know this if you give him a chance to show it. I honestly hope we never meet again. *Leaves the room*

Leona, heard everything as he waited outside: Yuu.

Yuu: Hmm?

Leona, hugs her tight and buries his face in her shoulder: ...Thank you.

Yuu, returns the hug: You're welcome.

[anbaisai]

the girls are going through it (with @raven-at-the-writing-desk's Miss Raven)

(don't worry - it's non-alcoholic, special thanks to our sponsor epel felmier)

[stray-stay4life]

Twisted men chat #3

Josh: ALEX WHY DONT U HANG OUT WITH ME

Alex: shut up I'm trying to focus

Christian: he's busy playing chess with me

Josh: I HATE U CHRISTIAN STOP STEALING ALEX FROM ME

Rhys: u can try to persuade ur sister to persuade alex

Josh: thanks rhys very helpful shes not going to listen shes too lovesick

Alex: JOSH WHERE TF R U IM COMING TO MURDER U

Josh: that got his attention but now I gotta run or else ill be dead

[sophisticatedaiphos]

do y'all see this.

THIS MAN. THIS MAN FR JUMPED OUT OF SOME DARK GOTHIC ROMANCE OTOME GAME- BC THIS HAND KISSING ACTION IS LOWKEY CRAZ 💀

this man is so bold to be doing all that to some randos he met in the woods 😭 genuine gojo behavior (note: did he kidnap them??)

Here's all the other characters reactions btw: (credit to fleurism on yt)

[egophiliac]

swipes everything else off of the table to yell about diasomnia flower bookmarks

(I gave Silver one too :D)

[mikotosworld]

I never claimed to be Prince Charming, and my love isn't a fairy tale type of love. I'm a fucked up person with fucked- up morals. I won't write you poems or serenade you beneath the moonlight. But you are the only woman I have eyes for. Your enemies are my enemies, your friends are my friends, and if you wanted, I would burn down the world for you.

-Alex Volkov

[ventique18]

Late but have you all seen this?! My fellow middle aged men enthusiasts are WINNING

He duos with Crowley, so all you Crowley simps out there better be saving for Crewel too 👀