#twink Andrew is a myth
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"mY aFtG hOt TaKe Is No FaT aNdReW bC fAt UgLy & UnHeAlThY"
my aftg hot take is too many people don't know when to shut the fuck up and not be fatphobic
#first off you're gonna tell me Andrew Joseph Minyard cares about āhealthā in that aspect?#the unhealthy diet culture āhealthā#babes Jean threw out an entire drawer of candy bars he keeps in a stash#he is fat. he's chubby.#but do you think that means he can't be athletic?#are you trying to tell me fat people can't be athletic?#have you SEEN american football#look up a linebacker and get back to me#those men are strong as fuck and also! THEY ARE FAT#THEY HAVE BELLY#their arms and legs juggle#shut the fuck up#twink Andrew is a myth#and I'd say I'm sorry you were lied to#but a BOOK SERIES ABOUT SPORTS is not the place to find your lil uwu survivor twink with anger issues#andrew minyard is UGLY#andrew minyard is MEAN#andrew minyard is FAT#andrew minyard is NOT conventionally attractive#and if you have trouble hearing that#and if you think those are insults#please leave#and please leave Andrew alone#aftg#all for the game#aftg fandom#aftg trilogy#andrew minyard#also here to say just average build Andrew Minyard is a myth#lets be real babes
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i feel like it isnāt just kyle getting twinkified that makes him so ooc in fanfic
itās also him flipping his lid at the drop of a hat. donald duck style. Like yes, Kyle is short tempered. But really we only see him being short tempered when it comes to Cartman or if someone is insulting him/his family directly. Kyle is actually a pretty patient person. His temper gets the best of him sometimes, yeah, but like-when people write him as someone who gets into a fight with someone for making a joke not even portioning to him, or my favorite(/s), when people write x reader fics of him like-smacking his partner for saying something to him that might have been a little bit rude. like couples fight yeah, but kyle is not abusive. Kyle wouldnāt be an abusive partner. At all.
There are always two sides to The Great Out of Character spectrum when it comes to Kyle. Heās either a twink UwU femboy who cries whenever he gets yelled at or heās some feral asshole who goes around beating people up and slapping girls for rejecting him. Heās neither. Heās short tempered, but heās also very open to other peopleās opinions. Heās very in touch with the fact that he isnāt always right, and while it may upsets him, literally he says āiāve learned something todayā like does that mean nothing? Like heās short tempered, but heās also patient. He just doesnāt have patience for antisemitism or anything on that nature. Which is completely normal. It would be more concerning if Cartmanās comments didnāt upset him. But heās not someone who would lash out without reason. Every time he has fought Cartman, heās had a reason. Every time heās yelled at Cartman, heās had a reason. He has a reason for almost every decision he makes.
Also stop with the whole āKyle hates women because he canāt pull so heās gay nowā trope. Thats not how it works, thatās homophobic because itās enabling the myth that being gay is a choice, and itās just annoying that thatās 95% of shippersā mindsets. Hes not some Andrew Tate clone so you guys can stop with that. Literally saw a take saying Kyle listens to those anti women podcasts. As if he wouldnāt be pissed off about those even existing. Just because he couldnāt pull in elementary school doesnāt mean heās cut off from live. Wary, maybe. But not being able to keep a girlfriend AT NINE YEARS OLD is completely normal. As if anyone has kept their āgirlfriendā from elementary. Bullshit Kyle would be a misogynist dick. Bull fucking shit.
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