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OKAY WHAT THE HELL FIRE EMBLEM. IT’S LIKE A GAIUS LOOK ALIKE. HE EVEN LIKES CANDY. I DON’T THINK HE’S EVEN RELATED TO GAIUS, but I  really don’t know cause I haven’t even played Fire Emblem Fates yet. BUT HOW COULD FIRE EMBLEM MAKE A GAIUS LOOK-ALIKE THAT’S HOTTER THAN GAIUS I JUST CAN’T. Maybe it’s cause he looks really sassy, like that facial expression, but honestly he’s just... NO. Apparently his name is Asugi. I mean really. Also according to the wiki he ‘smells the best out of everyone in the army’, I know for a fact that Gaius had horrible hygiene cause of his supports with Cordelia(I think it was Cordelia? Probably...). I mean if you’re gonna make a Gaius look alike at least make him related to Gaius. I just cannot deal with this guy. How do you get more attractive than Gaius while still looking EXACTLY LIKE HIM. I’m just done. Goodbye Gaius-Not-Gaius.

P.S. I just found out that they also recreated Tharja. andohmygoodnessthetharjaclonecansamesexmarriagewithavatar. GAY IS NOW IN FIRE EMBLEM. THANK YOU FOR THIS INFO WIKI.(Like, her name is literally Rhajat. they literally made her name, along with Asugi’s, an anagram with their past clone’s. I can here the sarcastic clapping in the background already.) however gay is only allowed with two characters apparently, and they can only be gay with the avatar.

P.S.S. Nevermind, they did it to like everyone, even Cordelia, which also had a ridiculous name change to Caeldori. I immediately saw her name and thought, ‘ they did it to her too? let me guess, she can support with Asugi’. She can’t, cause apparently Asugi is overly picky when it comes to bachelorettes, but I just thought, ‘seems like something the creators might do’.

Anyway here are some links to the pages i got this info from so you can see this BLASPHEMY that has made me rant. I literally went on Tumblr just to rant about this. Fire Emblem has literally made me find new ways to rage other than it’s uber difficult game modes(at least they have some same sex S-supports now to even out the rage a bit):

Gaius Asugi-http://fireemblem.wikia.com/wiki/Asugi

Tharja Rhajat-http://fireemblem.wikia.com/wiki/Rhajat

 Cordelia Caeldori-http://fireemblem.wikia.com/wiki/Caeldori

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let her be everything, because she is everything. (insp)

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQbei5JGiT8)

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You’d think that in a show about gods everything would be super serious and no laughs but they literally put in as many puns as they think they can get away with. And half the time Hades is the one who makes  the joke, frickin’ weirdo...(they could have totally gotten away with more puns though)

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3l_OLpxcH0)

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I dont think you wanna do that it’s like eleven friend... eleven... cat’s tired

catspimpsquad ayo i see ur tags u wanna fuckin fight me irl cassidy bc i can walk down to ur house rn and FIGHT

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[Image - Syo smiling.]

[Text - (250): I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.] 

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[Image - Ringo poking Ryuuya’s face.]

[Text - (617): shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick. 

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[Photoset - First image is Ren coming out of a shower. Second image is Masato glaring over his shoulder.]

[Text - (330): so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister. (216): i hate you.]

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[Image - Tomo saluting.]

[Text - (248): I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.]

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[Photoset - First image is Masato with a katana. Second image is Tokiya weeping while in a kimono. Third image is Tokiya and Masato uhhh practicing their lines for an audition.]

[Text - He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.]

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[Image - Tokiya’s cellphone full of Otoya’s missed calls.]

[Text - (610): You’re the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I’m ok.]

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[Image - Natsuki smirking.]

[Text - (850): Your lack of a response has proven you’ve clearly forgotten how crazy I am.]

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[Image - Natsuki resting by the beach.]

[Text - (312): I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there’s that.]

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[Image - Syo, in his Maji Love 1000% concert outfit]

[Text - My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night]

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[Photoset - First image is the boys in bear outfits. Second image is everyone judging them, haha. I’m too sleepy for this.]

[Text - (412): There’s strippers and bear everywhere so either you have me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.]

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[Image - Ren lounging on the sofa.]

[Text - (812): I fill condoms, not promises.]