#twilight hot thots

[smuttyfandomgalore]

Carlisle being a good man until he stumbles across a young nurse, he’s captivated by her beauty and innocence. During their little affair, he bites her more than he intended turning her into a vampire and his little prize. Out of all of his adopted children, he has a very touchy and special relationship with her. Everyone in forks talks about their odd relationship and private father daughter dates;).

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oh this is delicious !

The idea of Carlisle hiding behind the facade he has.

Oh but he is so very touchy ; she's completely innocent and always by his side. He has Alice/Edward keeping an eye on her thoughts and actions- his leash is tight with this one.

He will have her cockwarming him as he works on paperwork in his home office

[borathae]

chapter 1

“Thank you good sir” i havent seen this in a serious manner in a long time, and laughed cuz it sounded like 1890s memes 😭 im sorry

pulls the door open with ease. NO WAY I PUSHED AN PULL DOOR BYE U DIDNT HAVE TO ATTACK SOME OF US LIKE THAT 😭 violence i will be meditating

ALSO IS IT TAE OR JIN AAH HOLD ON JOON IS TALL TOO maybe kook??

“I’ve been a student here for quite some time actually” this sits at the same table as "how long have you been 17? a while"

oh it was jooniebug WHY IS OUR PRESIDENT A DICK 😭😭

“At least I don’t look like a stoner from the seventies” JIN STOP, HOBI U LOOK AMAZING

funky what is funky why is funky when is funky where is funky how is funky who is funky

what is she studying to have history and human anatomy together?/srs. ooh literature with different stuff for minor

boi i havent heard the word coolio in a decade, the last time probably while reading ff in 2014

oh my god its the bad boy. is it yoongi? YES I WAS RIGHT

4 HOUR LECTURE ON ONE TOPIC?? BOI I WOULD HAVE DIED AND RESURRECTED IN THAT TIME. i have 2 hour lectures with 5 minute after an hour and its amazing

"No reason really”, *plays why u always lying meme

Hoseok agrees with a quirk of his perfectly styled eyebrow. YES HIS EYEBORWS ARE HOT AS FUCK

ofc kook is a sports major

rest of the Alpha dirt”, damn hoseok really got beef with them

status from royal blood? eww hoseok is slay for that *me acting like i wasnt being a thot while reading yoongi, tae, kook drabbles/oneshots

FUCK SOCIETY

“Dear lord, give me strength”, jin and joon with bangtan

JIMIN WTF U WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIL FLUFF BEAN *bitch stop u knew how they were in the beninging(yes i misspelled for the meme) YES KICKING IN THE SHIN SUPREMACY

what is a hacky sack? i found out its a game? but what is he exactly studying lol?

also its the way she is making friends and talking to people LIKE SHE SPOKE WORDS YALL could never be me, sure i would have asked someone to help me to my classes but i wouldnt be talking after that, would have said im busy even though im not

if you would excuse me, but you’re quite weird, BYE IM LEAVING THE EARTH THIS IS THE 2ND TIME IM EMBARRASSED you can find me in 134340 business days, where i will be rotting under my blankie bye

“Perfect, now that everyone is welcomed accordingly. an example of when theater theaters in the most theater form

It leaves you wondering what he meant with that. u know what he meant by that, this is where you do the whole twilight thing

“I feel I just witnessed a man high on three different drugs theatre kids in a nutshell (apparently people on tumblr are either gay, english major or a theatre kid, and i sent the meme to my friends, guess what they said................... "looks like you fit all three category" our schools dont have it, but im apparently a theatre kid to them 😭)

WHY DOES THIS MAN WANT TO KILL ME SHUT UP I HATE YOU GO AWAY *gets closer again

How is he walking that quietly you walk with your entire feet, part by part, like in those "special" shoes ads, that helps in reducing sound. slow yet quick

“well, that is indeed a predicament.” oof so elegant, classy, AND RUDE (there 2seok, happy?)

your voice actually comes out squeaky. girl mine would have came quiet yet squeaky way before 😭

BABY CONNECT THE DOTS HOW DID THEY GET THAT FAST QUIETLY??

let’s get the 1860 one.” IS SHE THAT SPECIAL?? WHATS GOING ON AAAH

Seokjin actually answers him with a quiet “yeah!” OFC HE WOULD DO THAT

THEY GOT DEAD BODIES IN THE FREEZER

If you died here tonight EXACTLY U GONNA DIE BYE GIRL, YOU WILL (NOT) BE MISSED jk jk lol

ig kook is scared of girls *eww that was cringe bye Maybe he just needed to take a really urgent shit OH MY GOD PLS😭😭 this is going to stay in my mind forever, everytime i see him running im gonna think of this no doubt

“exactly, that is the reason. He is really shy.” aww such a shy lil bean OK BUT IK THATS NOT THE REASON *inserts suspicious hobi eyes

you must have the crispiest oxygen sounds like an indian water ad, that said "more of oxygen " Arrey yaar h2o water has not turned into h2o2 toxic hydrogen peroxide 😭

i love ur descriptions, they are very picturable and i love the vibes. it is soo good, i could smell the place? the seats, library, just the university smell, restaurant. it was great. i dont think my words do any justice lol

NO WAY I PUSHED AN PULL DOOR BYE U DIDNT HAVE TO ATTACK SOME OF US LIKE THAT 😭 violence i will be meditating

I think this is like a universal human experience to push a few pull doors lmaooa

ALSO IS IT TAE OR JIN AAH HOLD ON JOON IS TALL TOO maybe kook??

questions over question mhmhmmhm

oh it was jooniebug WHY IS OUR PRESIDENT A DICK 😭😭

QUESTIONS OVER QUESTIONS INDEED

what is she studying to have history and human anatomy together?/srs. ooh literature with different stuff for minor

honestly? i gotta be honest with you, don't think too deeply about the logistics of her studies. i chose her courses for the sake of plot and nothing else LMAOAO

boi i havent heard the word coolio in a decade, the last time probably while reading ff in 2014

coolio still slaps like 10/10 word (also you see how I made them using "outdated" words wink wink almost as if they were from a different time wink wink)

oh my god its the bad boy. is it yoongi? YES I WAS RIGHT

BADBOY YOONGI AWOO

Hoseok agrees with a quirk of his perfectly styled eyebrow. YES HIS EYEBORWS ARE HOT AS FUCK

THEY ARE THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT

ofc kook is a sports major

djjfja thinking back, it makes no sense for him to also study JFJDAFJ (you'll understand it later fasdjfj)

JIMIN WTF U WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIL FLUFF BEAN *bitch stop u knew how they were in the beninging(yes i misspelled for the meme) YES KICKING IN THE SHIN SUPREMACY

HAHHHAHAH he may have tricked you fadjfjas

what is a hacky sack? i found out its a game? but what is he exactly studying lol?

yes it's a game fakdsfka in theory he studies dance PLEASE don't think too much about the logistic I literally just went with vibes

also its the way she is making friends and talking to people LIKE SHE SPOKE WORDS YALL could never be me, sure i would have asked someone to help me to my classes but i wouldnt be talking after that, would have said im busy even though im not

i get both sides like i would want to make friends but would be too scared that they would hate me FADJFJ if people like 2seok talked to me though? helloooooo :)

if you would excuse me, but you’re quite weird, BYE IM LEAVING THE EARTH THIS IS THE 2ND TIME IM EMBARRASSED you can find me in 134340 business days, where i will be rotting under my blankie bye

hahahahhaha this part is actually so embarassing bHAHAHHAHAHAH

“I feel I just witnessed a man high on three different drugs theatre kids in a nutshell (apparently people on tumblr are either gay, english major or a theatre kid, and i sent the meme to my friends, guess what they said................... "looks like you fit all three category" our schools dont have it, but im apparently a theatre kid to them 😭)

i don't get the hate on theater kids, all I see is people who don't fit into the "societal norm" and are therefore labelled as weird losers. we don't have stuff like "theater kid" or "sports kid" in Austria either becuse school is solely there to study not to offer clubs but I still never understood the weird hatered some clubs get in America jfdjfa

THEY GOT DEAD BODIES IN THE FREEZER

👀👀👀👀

ig kook is scared of girls *eww that was cringe bye Maybe he just needed to take a really urgent shit OH MY GOD PLS😭😭 this is going to stay in my mind forever, everytime i see him running im gonna think of this no doubt

as for now it seems like he is ooooh 👀

“exactly, that is the reason. He is really shy.” aww such a shy lil bean OK BUT IK THATS NOT THE REASON *inserts suspicious hobi eyes

SUSPICIOUS INDEED MHHHHM

i love ur descriptions, they are very picturable and i love the vibes. it is soo good, i could smell the place? the seats, library, just the university smell, restaurant. it was great. i dont think my words do any justice lol

OMGG THANK YOU!! gosh this is actually such a big compliment :( I'm so happy to know that I managed to really make you exprience the place gaaah thank you for this review heheh 💜💜

[loserlesbianvamps]

(.1) 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅; 𝒃𝒐𝒚𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒖𝒔

I can't hear you, you're too far away. I can't see you, the light is in my face. I can't touch you, I wouldn't if I could. I can't love you how you want me to. I can't love you how you want me toz I can't love you how you want me to. Here's the best part distilled for you. But you want what I can't give to you. Your hands are gravity while my hands are tied. I can't love you how you want me to. I can't love you how you want me to. I can't love you how you want me to. Who do you think you are? Who do you think you I am? What do you wanna say? What do you think will change? Maybe I'm afraid of you. Maybe I'm afraid of you. I'll bite the hand that feeds me. Bite the hand that feeds me. Bite the hand. Bite the hand. Bite the hand that needs me. Bite the hand that needs me. Bite the hand. Bite the hand. I can't love you how you want me to. I can't love you how you want me to.

(.2) 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔; 𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒈𝒉

I kissed every stranger in the corridor that night I kept changing his mind, he kept changing my mind. His hands his hands. He feels handcrafted just for you but he's a little bit too far away and You can't you can't. His hands are in you and you know you'll be gone by the morning. But you know he loves you. And you know you love his strong hands strong hands. Prolonged eye contact in casual conversation. Perfectly encapsulated the erotic stimulation. You're too real for me, you should go to something better. I'll give you to someone better. I have friends that'll be on earth for longer. I have friends that won't feel like monsters. Being unwanted and wanting too much. Feeding the idea of you, leaving you starving. Not god, Not us but something in the middle. You know I was still down on my knees like it was a religion. All you can remember is that it was long awaited. Closer closer closer closer closer closer and foggy windows. Being unwanted and wanting too much. Feeding the idea of you, leaving you starving. I knew it was you the whole time. I knew it was you while I was with him. I knew it was you through the clouds of all those pills. I knew it was you when you sang me that song you wrote about her. I knew it was you while I was booking that plane ticket half out of my mind. I knew it was you the whole time. I knew it was you while I was with him. I knew it was you through the clouds of all those pills. I knew it was you when you sang me that song you wrote about her. I knew it was you while I was booking that plane ticket half out of my mind. And you know you love him and you might be in love with him. And you know you love him and you might fall in love with him. And you know you love him and you're falling in love with him.

(.3) 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓; 𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒕𝒕

I don't wanna feel better. No one's ever gonna love me like that again. I don't wanna get over you. I wanna sit with you in bed. I don't wanna feel better. I'd give anything to miss you again. I don't wanna get over it, I wanna get under it instead. A book sits on top of clean and messy blankets on a bed that fuckin' creaks at night when I get in it late and late at night, I'm chugging Gatorade and someone's breaking up when I crack up. Because I know I'll never know just what to say I'm a communist, a terrorist, an MPDG thot, or I'm a sad girl in a dorm room, living out the shady Christian plot of Twilight or The Bible or The Lover by Duras. Or I'm just really fuckin' selfish and really fuckin' lost. But someone loved me, someone fucking loved me. Someone fucking loved me and I fuckin' loved them too. Goddamn it, I was worth something, I fuckin' learned something. I had my cake (I ate it, it ate me too and, God, no). I don't wanna feel better. We kept our liquor in a suitcase underneath my bed and we drank it to go out or just stay in or to feel sad but in a hot way, a way I'll fuckin' never have again. The sun has began to set. I'm a socialist, Marxist, libertarian slut. I am an awkward teenage virgin and I sort of kinda laugh a lot in bed, but other times, I cry or don't make noise at all. I'd give my life to have a room that feels that small. ‘Cause someone loved me, someone fucking loved me. Someone fucking loved me, I loved them too. Goddamn it, I was worth something, I fuckin' earned something. I have a right to die, a right to live, a right to choose, too. And God, no! Of course I don't wanna feel better! Can you fucking imagine?! No one's ever gonna love me like that again. I don't wanna get over it. I wanna rip the stars to shreds. I don't wanna feel better. Of course it hurt, of course it fuckin' hurt. It hurt like nothing in the world sometimes that I was super scared, and we were all a train-wreck and also somehow making it. I think I might've died there twice, and I would do it all again. I'm a nihilist, a soldier, an OCD-machine or I'm a healthy baby-girl who traded sunshine for disease. But when my head hit my cheap pillow, I could tell I had a heart. And I wanna tear this fascist Milky Way apart, 'Cause someone loved me, someone fuckin' loved me. All my filthy life I loved someone I barely knew. Goddamn it, I was worth something, I fuckin' learned something. And it felt better in my mouth than fresh warm food. I guess I loved you, I guess I really loved you. All my filthy life I loved someone I barely knew. And now you're over there, and I'm way over here. What am I gonna do? I don't wanna feel better. No one's ever gonna love me like that again. I don't wanna get over you. I wanna sit with you in bed. I don't wanna feel better

[bivampirical]

fellow vampire appreciators: what was the media that introduced u to vampires and rewired your brain? for me it was Underworld (2003)

[dumbcapricorn]

Whyd they make the dad in twilight so hot 😔

[seraphdreams]

𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐰, 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞.

— 𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐣𝐚𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐫, 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐤𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐢𝐧, 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐭.

contains - fem!reader, gangbang, dubcon, use of alcohol, degradation, praise, homo-erotic tendencies between eren and jean, dumbification, squirting, manhandling, college au, mentions of weed. 18+ mdni.

synopsis - hitch convinces you to hang out with the school’s man-whore, eren jaeger, to test out one of her “theories.” but what you didn’t know was that you’d be around some unexpected company.

word count - 3.0K

“what’s taking you so long?” hitch questions as she makes her way to the bed of your shared dorm room. she has a bucket of popcorn in hand as she turns on her laptop, tapping away at the keyboard. “hold on a minute! i’m just fixing up my hair!” you exclaim from the other side of the room, staring at yourself in your phone camera. when you finished you sat down next to hitch, pulling a blanket over the two of you.

“so what movie are we watching?” she asks, straightening her silk pajama set. “is twilight okay?” you question. and with a click of her tongue, she’s turning on the movie, setting the large bowl of popcorn in between you two.

it’s 30 minutes into the movie when you get a rather suspicious notification from a contact you don’t recognize.

“e.j0330 sent a photo!”

your phone reads. “e.j?” you mouth to yourself, about to shut your phone off and ignore the message; but there was another notification

“e.j0330 sent a message!”

you were a person who loved to be on social media. whether it be to post pictures, look at something funny, or all around stick your nose in celebrity drama; it was something that could relax you sometimes. you swipe to unlock your phone and tap on the message. to your surprise, it was a body shot of a tan male, only half of his face being in frame but you could make out low, green eyes and…long hair? what really caught your eye was the sweatpants he wore, low on his waist with the band of his black briefs in view and his fit and toned torso, glistening with sweat like he had maybe just came out of the gym.

“seen you around campus. haven’t had the time to introduce myself” the message read. he… was at your university? how come you hadn’t recognized him? or even heard of him? you think in your head. your confusion must’ve been visible as hitch taps your knee to get your attention. “what’s up?” she asked in that calm and cool, soothing voice of hers. without thinking, you hold out your phone, watching as she squints to see the screen.

with that, she immediately pauses the movie, as she snatches your cellphone out of your hand. “do you know who that is?” you ask, curious from her reaction. she sinks her shoulders down, looking a bit annoyed. “of course i do. it’s the campus man-thot, eren jaeger.”

“who?”

she rolls her eyes at your dumbfounded question, handing your phone back. “he’s bad news. he’s probably fucked half the girls in school.” she starts, now closing her laptop and turning to face you. “please don’t tell me you’re thinking of doing something with him.” you glance back at your screen, taking in more of the picture before you.

“i don’t even know who he is, but he looks hot.” you say as you twiddle your thumbs to type out a response to him. “give me your damn phone.” hitch scolds, swiping your phone from your palm. “yeah he’s hot, but i don’t want him giving you a bad name if you do happen to fuck him.” you sulk as hitch continues to ramble on, more and more of it going in one ear and out the other.

you’ve had plenty sexual experiences but with partners that just couldn’t make you feel too good. in the back of your mind, you want to listen to your best friend and dorm mate but on the other hand, you want to experience what it’s like to be with a guy who can definitely make you feel good. not to mention, he’s really attractive as well. from the looks of it, he’s been eyeing you for some time too.

“you know what, i have a plan.” you hear hitch say as you finally get out of your thoughts. hitch is notorious for knowing everything about everything when it came to social status, parties, fashion, and relationships; her only issue was her odd schemes she’d come up with. “what’s the plan, H?” you ask, setting your phone to the side and giving her your full attention.

“you should hang out with eren tomorrow. if you don’t fuck him, then i have a handsome little surprise for you.” she says, holding your hands in hers. “what exactly are you getting at?” you question. “i’m saying that if you can reject whatever voodoo, magic, dick spell he puts on you, then you can make him jealous with one of his friends! and i have the perfect one in mind.” she exclaims before putting a few pieces of popcorn in her mouth.

“i guess i can do that, but who’s the friend?” you ask, watching as your large bowl of popcorn slowly dwindles down to a few kernels. “how do you feel about a 6’3 guy with a mean face?” you can tell the gears in her head were turning as she sputtered out words and words. “why would i want to make him jealous though?” your question sounded so foreign to her, almost like you were speaking a different language.

“eren’s pretty hotheaded. he’s definitely gonna get upset if there’s a girl that doesn’t fall to his mercy, but that’ll also make him want you a whole lot more.” you get it now. it’s one of hitch’s famous tactics to see if a guy truly wants you. it’s a stretch but in the end, your best friend is never wrong. “i’ll do it!” you respond.

for the remainder of the movie, she had the biggest smile on her face.

it’s the next night and hitch is out with one of her girl friends, so it’s just you in a skimpy black dress. you slide into your sandals before you leave the room, locking the door behind you and heading to the dormitories on the other side of campus, just like eren had told you. when you finally get there, you knock at the door. you could hear up to four different voices from the other side as the tall man with long dark hair, tied in a manbun, opens the door. it had to be eren.

“so this is you, huh?” eren scoffs as he looks you up and down. just the feeling of his pretty, jade eyes lingering on your body has you trembling under his gaze. is it the outfit choice? you really weren’t expecting him to have company. before you could answer, he jerks his head to the side, with a soft “come in.”

you step into the crowded room where you could see two men on the couch, one with a cup in hand and the other with cards. there was a blond headed boy standing in the kitchen watching each step you took. “who’s the little lady?” the guy holding the cup asks. he had sharp facial features; small green eyes that were narrow, yet they radiated kindness. and by the way his legs were outstretched and spread, you could tell he was quite tall. he must’ve been the one hitch mentioned.

the man sitting next to him looked friendly, with short textured hair and large, yellow eyes. he looked to be shuffling a deck of cards. the blue-eyed boy in the kitchen seemed to be a bystander. he was quite pretty, feminine looking in his own way but with a masculine body to pair. eren seats you on the loveseat next to the chair he sat on. “this is jean, connie, and armin” he says, pointing at each designated boy. “and this is _____” he introduces you to the group as all you could do was wave.

“do you want a drink?” armin asks, holding up a bottle of tequila. before you could respond, connie was quick to correct him. “nah nah, she looks like a girl who smokes. you want a bowl?” it was jean’s turn to speak now. “you’re an idiot, she looks like she definitely wants you to leave her alone.” his comment pulled a soft chuckle from you before it was interrupted by eren’s “she looks like a slut.” the group went silent as eren examined you from the side, looking rather intently at the way your dress rides up on your thighs when you uncomfortably fidget in the seat.

“now that i’m looking at her, you’re right.” connie adds on, moving from his spot next to jean and hovering above you. “where’d you find this one, eren?” they talked about you like a mere object, that alone should’ve been your first indicator. “seen her wandering around with hitch…” eren turns to look you in the eyes before continuing, “and a friend of hitch’s is a friend of ours.” you don’t know why but you feel a pulsating in your core. it causes you to shift around as you look down at your knees, too intimidated to say a word.

“i think you’re both scaring her” armin states, pouring a shot glass of tequila and walking up to you. “tch, like i didn’t notice the way you were staring at her ass when she walked in” eren adds. armin’s face immediately flushes pink as he hands you the shot glass. “here. this’ll help you loosen up.” he says with a kind voice. you could hear heavier footsteps approach you as jean finds himself on the other side of you.

“why don’t you speak to us, little lady? you’ve been awfully quiet” jean says. you drink the shot armin had given you and begin to speak. “sorry, i just didn’t know eren had company. i didn’t mean to ruin your night.” you pathetically apologize, still not looking at the men who towered above you. you could feel eren’s side eye before he lets out a stifled laugh.

“ruin our night?” he scoffs. “baby, we’re gonna ruin you.”

yep, you should’ve known. hitch did tell you he was bad news, but why did she think her plan was going to work on an innocent, naive thing like you?

“so tell me, who do you want to take first?” eren says with a menacing gleam. your cheeks flush warm as you take a glance at the men. a heavy hand on your shoulder steals your attention as you look up at jean. “armin’s a sweet one, he’ll take good care of you.” he says as he locks eyes with armin. you look at him—or rather, look down at the bulge that’s prominent in his jeans. you think to yourself, ‘the “plan” went downhill anyway, it won’t be too bad to have some fun.’

with that, you disregard your nerves and begin to speak. “i want armin.” your words alone came as a shock to him but as he holds out his hand and drags you along to the bedroom, he’s more than ready.

you sit on the bed, watching as he fits himself between your legs and brings your lips up into a kiss. the kisses were hungry and passionate as you feel his hands pull up your dress and slide down your panties. he slips a finger inside your drooling cunt before pulling it back out, chucking against your lips. he steps back to examine his fingers and how your arousal stretches. “you’re already so wet, baby.” he slips the digits into his mouth before he unzips his pants and lines up his cock; tip a pretty pink and leaking an abundance of precum, between your folds.

“lay back for me.” he softly demands and in turn, you listen. he begins to slowly rub his cock between the folds of your cunt, breathy moans escaping the two of you when the tip nudges against your clit. he quickens his pace as he uses his other hand to hold your hips still. “a-armin, it feels so good.” you whimper out. it must’ve felt the same way for him with the way he’s furrowing his brows as he relishes in the feeling of your wet folds teasing his sensitive cock. you let out broken whines as the movement around your clit starts to get too much. with every slide, you’re both growing closer and closer. “‘m gonna cum!” you squeak out as armin’s pace is much more brutal now. with a few more strokes, your creaming over his cock. just the sight of you with your face twisted in pleasure is enough for armin to near his orgasm as he holds his cock to shoot sticky white ropes over your cunt.

“there ya go. now you’ll be nice and wet for the next guy.” armin says as he cleans himself off, readjusting his pants and leaving the room you were in. you huff out a shallow breath as you come down from your high and within seconds of his departure, a new boy is in arrival.

“look at you, sweet thing.” you couldn’t see much in the dark room but the smooth and yet playful, cunning voice you heard had to be none other than connie. he walks up to you and eyes your cunt clenching around nothing while being decorated in the milky white of armin’s cum. “‘min must’ve left you wanting more.” he says. you don’t even get the chance to respond before connie is flipping you onto all fours with force. “ah!” you gasp as he grips your neck, holding your face down into the sheets. he takes his cock out and pumps himself a few times before lining up with your dripping slit. the fat head of his cock stretches you out so nice as his thrusts begin hard and fast, almost knocking the wind out of you. with the way you’re restrained you can only make out muffled moans as his cock grazes that spongey spot inside your walls.

“mierda, mierda, mierda.” he groans, feeling the way your tight cunt sucks him in. he slaps your ass with each thrust as he pummels deeper inside you. you feel yourself growing so close to coming as you tighten around him. “gonna cum, mamí? cum all over this dick. show me how you make a mess.” he jerks your head up with the hand wrapped around your throat and pounds into you harder. drool begins to coat your plump lips as you feel yourself go dumb on his cock. he reaches his other hand around your waist to play with your clit and with just a few soft circles, you’re coating his cock in your orgasm. he follows suit soon after, filling you full of his cum before pulling out and placing kisses on your ass. “that’s a good girl.” he gets himself together then leaves the room, leaving you stranded to catch your breath.

you roll back over onto your back then gasp as you see two large figures hovering over you. one seats himself on the bed beside you and the other uses his hands to gently stroke at your thighs. “you ready, jean?” eren asks, his cock in hand as he taps it against your lips. “definitely.” jean responds. “open up, slut.” eren speaks. you obey, opening your mouth. his thick cock slides against your tongue with ease as you wrap your lips around him. he starts thrusting into your mouth, grunting with each movement as you use your tongue to swirl around him. jean is slow, in contrast to eren, when he pushes his dick inside you. you moan around eren at the feeling of jean thrusting deep in your overstimulated cunt. “you take me so well, princess.” the mixture of praise and jean’s deep voice has you clenching harder around his cock.

“such a dumb little bitch. i bet you love being used, huh?” eren growls out, tugging at your jaw so you can take him at a better angle. tears begin to trickle in your eyes with the way the both of them are handling you. it’s only a matter of time before you convulse around jean’s cock as eren spills deep in your throat. jean pulls out; not yet reaching his orgasm as he looks at eren, who’s expression is contorted in pleasure. jean jerks his cock a few times before absentmindedly coming over your thighs. “let’s switch.” he says.

you take the time to catch your breath as the two men swap positions. eren settles between you as he uses two fingers to collect jean’s cum that rests on your thighs and bring them up to his mouth, licking his fingers clean. jean definitely doesn’t miss the action as his sinks his cock into your mouth. eren plunges himself into your cunt, gripping your hips with force as he slams into you. his thrusts were the total opposite of jean’s and much more powerful than connie’s. you go lax as you tremble under his weight and allow jean to face fuck you. “pretty little bitch. she’s almost as tight as you, jean.”

jean lets out a strangled groan as he feels your throat wrap around him with each cry and mewl that escapes your lips. “i bet it’s so hard to, ah, fucking speak when you’ve got a dick down your throat” eren mutters out. your cunt flutters at his harsh words and you can feel an intense orgasm creeping on. “cum real hard for us, baby.” jean sighs out, feeling as his own orgasm is just seconds away. it’s out of your control when you squirt around eren, drenching the bedsheets and his abdomen in your juices. “yeah, look at that. good for nothing, whore.” eren hisses as he fills you up with his cum once again. you’re practically leaking a mixture of each boys’ load as jean is next to fill up your mouth. “you better swallow like a good girl.”

when they’re done, they pull out and watch as your chest heaves and you can barely speak a proper sentence. eren leans over your figure once more,

“don’t think i didn’t know about hitch’s little plan. i guess you better call her and tell her to pick you up. looks like you won’t be able to walk for a while.”

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[1800-fight-me]

okay i watched this movie for the first time last week and i have many opinions and totally agree with you

first of all the movie was terrible but in a funny train wreck kind of way

second,,, evan is so fucking annoying he’s the typical not very cute nerdy “nice guy” that we’re supposed to like that was shoved down our throats in the early 2000s so of course we hate him

third and most important! max is so cocksure of himself all the time and i think that is very sexc of him he can suck my blood anytime babeyyy

I love how all Pedro fans are rooting for Max in Bloodsucking Bastards. And we all collectively hate Evan, who is supposed to be the likeable protagonist 😂😂😂

[theowritesstuff]

✨Theo’s Adrian Chase Masterlist✨

Series

Fooled Around and Fell in Love Masterlist (completed)

Summary: This takes place during S1 of Peacemaker. The reader is a part of the team and meets Adrian, and they fall for each other.

The Princess and the Vigilante Masterlist

Summary: Royal au with Adrian

One Shots

A Trip to the DMV (F)

Summary: This takes place after the events of Fooled Around and Fell in Love. Adrian takes you to the DMV to get an ID.

Ring Shopping (F) (takes place after FAAFIL & A Trip to the DMV)

Summary: Adrian wants to go ring shopping for you, and attempts to get the 11th Street Kids to help him.

Like-Like (F)

Request: Could I maybe request Adrian chase x reader where reader is really shy and is trying to confess their love for Adrian but being a blushing and stuttering mess?

Make a move dude (F)

Summary: Adrian has feelings for you, but thinks they’re unrequited. So he uses his other identity to make a move on you.

Replaced (A/F)

Prompts: “Tell me I’m wrong, tell me that I’m being stupid and that you’re totally in love with me and not them.” & “When will you realise that I’m in love with you?”

Out of My League (F)

Summary: You and Adrian both hide your feelings from each other, in fear that the other is out of your league.

Green is not your color (F)

Summary: Adrian lets jealousy get the best of him.

Cupcake (F)

Summary: Falling in love with Adrian Chase was easy

Come Over (F)

Summary: Adrian thinks the only time he can spend with you is when you’re patching him up

I Care About You (A/F)

Summary: You have an argument with Adrian that ends in him saying some harsh words

Friends Can Have Sleepovers (F)

Summary: You pose as a couple with Adrian on a reconnaissance mission, Harcourt books a room for you with only one bed.

Smut (MINORS DNI)

“Vigilantes Hot.” (S) 18+

Summary: You tell Adrian what you really think about Vigilante.

“I wanna have sex with you!” (S) 18+

Summary: Sequel to “Vigilantes Hot.”

Control (S) 18+

Summary: Your crime fighting boyfriend usually takes the reins during sex, but one night, he gives you control.

Good Boy (S) 18+

Summary: Sequel to Control

Teamwork Makes the Dream Work (S) 18+ (Adrian Chase x afab!reader x Jake Martin)

Request: Imagine Adrian and Jake doing their bests to see who can make you cum harder

Quality Time (F/S) 18+

Summary: You’re in need of some quality time with your boyfriend.

Reader with Jasper’s powers (S) 18+

Request: Reader having Twilight Jasper Hale's powers and liking to make Adrian's orgasms stronger So baby boy is always feeling REALLY good

Blowjobs (S) 18+ (thots)

Request: I don't know... I was thinking about Adrian's and Jake's reaction to getting a very good blowjob

The Teal Teal Suit (S) 18+

Summary: Adrian doesn’t realize just how hot he is in his suit

Dry Humping (S) 18+ (thots)

Request: Adrian, Jake and H. G. with dry humping 👀

Thoughts/Blurbs

Adrian Chase + dancing (F) (blurb)

Adrian Chase + D&D (F) (blurb)

General Headcanons (F)

Valentine’s Day (F) (thoughts)

Adrian Chase + Jake Martin as twins (F) (thoughts)

Wearing Teal (F) (thoughts)

Cuddling (F) (thoughts) (Adrian Chase x reader x Emilia Harcourt)

Neck Kisses/Hickeys (F) (thoughts)

[smuttyfandomgalore]

Imagine being Carlisle girlfriend/assistant. Bring him home cooked meals he wishes he could eat but distracts you by fucking you during your break. He could hardly hold himself back as he inhales your sweet scent, leaving marks all over your body in attempts to control himself. He has a major breeding kink after renesmee is born, wanting nothing but to fill his girlfriend with a baby of his.

The poor thing baking him such delicious foods as well and he curses his existence and not being able to taste them but alas, he has you to taste and its the sweetest of desserts.

Carlisle is completely dressed; his fat cock only out of his pants as he has you undressed and against him as you bounce eagerly for him

[twilightofficial]

TikTok sounds I associate with Twilight Characters

Cullens

Edward: He has no lips how will he get a kiss kiss? Very ugly no kiss for him!

Bella: Wakin up in the morning thinking bout so many things... I just wish things would get better

Emmett: If you ever see me fightin in the forest with a grizzly bear! Help the bear!! Cause that bitch gon need it!

Alice: Oh to see without my eyes

Carlisle: Be gone thots (go away) I am a man of God

Rosalie: Walk a mile in these Louboutins

Esme: Literally my life is, beaches every single night, messy buns and Christmas lights

💖The Pack 💖

Jacob: Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

Leah: I am not gay! *Cringey compilation of white boy thirst traps* You know what I am gay

Paul: "Oh my god you so tall you look like a giraffe!" "That's why you dead built like a baked bean..." "A baked- A BAKED BEAN?! *slap* BAKED BEAN THAT"

Jared: Chicken wing chicken wing hot dog and bologna chicken and macaroni

Embry: *Dear Maria playing in the background* Mom it was never a phase! It's a lifestyle! Cause I've got your picture! I'm coming with you!

Quil: "Robert Sheehan who plays Klaus" "✨Bonsoir!✨"

Seth: Things are getting a little wild at Caillou's house

Sam: I've met someone that makes me feel seasick, oh what a skill to have what a skill to have so many skills that make her distinctive

[rational-mastermind]

I swear, everytime I say "vampire" it's immediately "Oh you mean Twilight Thots or pure ugly monsters?"

No, you blood clot, I mean the creatures of the night that so closely resemble humans they can easily become one of the best hunting species on this forsaken earth.

I mean hot or not, goth or hipster, victorian or modern, a shadowing society of creatures that work tirelessly to mimic us in the best way possible so Vladdy could pick off Suzy Jane from down the street because she thought she was safe with her childhood friend.

I mean vampires that call each other "limp wing" or "sugar fang". Vampires that already ate and there's really nothing they wanna do, so let's stretch out on our lovely lounge sofas and make weird faces at each other cause I'm booooooorrrrreeeeddd.

I mean vampires that actually function like their own society or could find a way to blend the human and vampire ways of life.

Vampires where their children start climbing up the walls and jumping from roofs, trying to learn how to fly. Or kids daring each other to drink snake blood and "but what if it's poisonous?!" Or adults just having a small garden on the side cause they actually do love taking care of plants.

Vampires that adopt dhampire or human children for x reasons. Vampires that cuddle their loved one and in the stillness of the quiet night they could almost make out the rhythmic flow of their SO's blood and it's so soothing. Or tiny vampire babies that blindly cling to their parents while they're working and the parents just have to adjust to working around this baby bump.

Vampires that have to wear glasses cause yeah they can see in the dark but that doesn't mean it's easy to read anything.

Vampires with constantly twitchy ears cause they're always listening and know when something breaks and where and what and who. Or just enjoy sitting in a public space cause they hear so many collective heart beats and it reminds them of the good in humanity, like sitting on a street and smelling so many delicious restaurants.

Kids throwing a fuss over what they drink, cause cooties. Vampires that can't taste normal food but use their exceptional sense of smell and hearing to figure out how to cook regardless.

Vampires that get horribly dizzy in echo-y places cause there are too many mixed signals. Vampires that enjoy bad jokes or dumb pranks.

Vampires based on different bat species or have different wing shapes. Maybe even painting or piercing their wings as part of a fashion trends. Vampires who are anemic because they're anorexic. Vampires that call watch other out on their bullshit like "bro there's no way you're gonna be able to fight a dragon. I don't care if it's too impress someone. No one's impressed with a dead dude."

I know people do these and this is less about a rant to make a point and more like a pointless babble of fun ideas I've had about vampires so there you go. I just love the idea of really casual vampires. Not jokey, not horny, not monstrous. Just... Slice of Life. So there's my two cents.

I would love to discuss the matter further if anyone wants to.

[catharrington]

It HAS to be #4 for thst prompt list. Kill me with it!

4/ We slept in the same bed for space reasons but now we’re just waking up and there’s something about your bleary eyes and mussed hair.

Maybe a little different than requested but like here is a thot I’ve had for a while.

We’ve got tonight.

Hopper pushed the metal door closed behind them with a shove, the hinges creeking. He leaned against it, face twisted up in a grimace, and reached to run his hand over his brow in exasperation but couldn’t. One hand occupied locking the door, the other braced around Billy Hargrove’s forearm, his knuckles hitting the handcuffs binding the teen’s wrists.

“You better have a good explanation for this, Jim!” Murray hissed- fuckin hissed, jabbing a finger right into the middle of Hopper’s chest.

“He ain’t!” Billy scoffed. Earning him a yank on the arms that only made the teen snarl in return. “You ain’t!” He repeated this time towards Hopper.

“Just cool it, Billy!” Steve finally snapped at where he was standing farther down the hallway. Running his hands through his hair in a panic, panting like he just got finished running, looking wide eyed at how the three others turned to face him.

Murray took a step towards Steve, tilting his head to the side. Steve wanted to show his teeth in a little hiss, but he didn’t want to come off the same energy as Billy. So he bit the bottom of his lip. Placed his hands on his hips and cocked them to the side.

“And you must be...,” Murray asked slowly.

“I’m Steve,” Steve said letting go of his bottom lip. Flicking his eyes to the wall and back.

“Oh, you’re Steve,” Murray instantly melted into knowing laughter, eyes glimmering with an inside joke.

Steve opened his mouth to snap back what the hell the older man meant by that- but Murray was already turned back to face the door.

“And that mullet and attitude just gives you away! The infamous Billy Hargrove?” he announced, clasping his hands together manically.

Hopper rolled his eyes, frowning and groaning, while Billy perked up. Stepping towards Murray with a confident shrug only slightly ruined by the handcuffs pulling taught. “Didn’t know I had a fuckin reputation to keep up with-,”

“Shut your trap, Hargrove!” Hopper interrupted him. Pushing Billy so he faces the wall. Legs spread and hands in front to brace himself as best as he can. Steve glances away.

“As cute as this all is, sheriff- Chief! Hopper. Why, oh why, have you shown up at my humble abode with two teenage boys at 2 in the morning?” Murray says with a forced fondness. “Explain, please?” He snaps when Hopper takes a second too long to think.

“Alright, alright,” he purses his lips, rolls that thick mustache around.

“We need a place to spend the night.” Steve pipes up.

Murray turns to him with a grimace. “I’m not a bed and breakfast, Steve,” he mocks.

“Well,” Steves got his hands on his hips still, knows the kids would roll their eyes at him. But he’s way too tired at this point. “If you give a flying shit: we’ve been kinda running for our lives from Russian super soldiers and parallel universe demons all day long. We’ve wrestled a smoke monster out of Billy’s mouth that was so not something I wanted to see, thanks, and I haven’t eaten or taken a shower in way- way too long. So if you don’t mind?”

Hopper and Murray had matching frowns, if that was possible. It might have just been the facial hair. While Billy watched Steve with a cross between fondness in his eyes, and complete debauchery in the rest of his face. Licking across his fat bottom lip while he raked his eyes over Steve. Up and down. Making no effort to hide it.

Steve scoffed at him, pursing his lips and turning away. He didn’t see the way Murray looked between the two of them. His eyes flicking left and right as if trying to calculate across a page.

“I’ve got a fold out couch that would be cramped, but it’s nicer than it looks.” He suggests.

Steve wanted to whine, complain, lament about why he had to get bunked with the guy who only ‘most likely’ doesn’t have a demon inside of him anymore. But Steve felt tired. And if the bags under Hopper’s eyes that are dark as, and seem to droop down just as low as, his mustache have anything to say; he’s tired too.

“Yeah, yeah,” Steve nods back, “that sounds good.”

“Showers first door on the left, couch is just down this hall into the living room. Can’t miss it.” Murray says with a sniveling smirk that sets Steve’s teeth on edge. He doesn’t even care, just rushes past to head into the shower first.

And that’s how Steve finds himself, laying across a fold out couch that smells like pipe smoke and vodka with one arm draped across his hips and the other bent holding his top half up to watch Billy come out of the bathroom. He makes it one step before Hopper is there with the handcuffs. Slapping them back in place with a shiver inducing clicking noise.

“I’ve got my eyes on you, Hargrove,” Hopper warns, threatening even in a button up Hawaiian shirt, “don’t think for a second-,”

“Have you ever known me to think, chief?” Billy snaps back. Makes Steve’s eyes roll. The blonde with hair still curly and dripping wet gives Hopper a two handed salute before walking away backwards towards the living room.

“Goodnight, Hop,” Billy sings.

It’s three in the morning by the time the lights are off and both boys are laying down. Billy’s turned to his side. His hands forced together by metal up and clutching the end of his lumpy pillow. Steve’s laying on his stomach, nuzzling into his own pillow before turning ever slightly to look at Billy.

He watches as Billy softens when he sleeps. Those long eyelashes fluttering closed. His cheeks dusted with freckles more apparent this close. The closest they’ve ever been. Even in basketball when Billy presses right up to his side. Even in the showers when he leers and gets right into his face. Hell, even only hours ago when they had Billy strapped down to a hospital bed in a lava hot room as he begged to be let go, snarled, whimpered, and Steve had to lay across his shoulders to stop him from ripping the heavy leather restraints, this is the closest Steve’s thinking he’s ever been.

Or maybe it’s the closest he’s ever been without a fight. Without some immature school yard excuse to admire those long lashes and cute freckles.

Steve twists himself to get a better look. Both boys laying on their sides. He feels a smile grow across his face as he drops his eyes closed.

In the morning, light is much different in Murray’s sealed fortress of a house. It filters through newspapers he has glued up, gives the light a stuffy orange glow that makes the whole place cozy. Not intentionally, Steve figures, as he wakes up and blinks his eyes into focus, just as unintentionally as he finds himself still next to Billy.

But in the same way, he finds it lovely. The way the orange light filters through the rotting newspapers to cascade down across Billy’s tanned skin and alight it in coppers. Catches each and every wild curl made messy with sleep. Litters them with strands of spun golden thread.

His freckles are dark, still too many shadows, but they are there. Steve is close enough to see how they move when Billy wrinkles his nose in sleep. How his eyes shift to make those long lashes flutter.

Steve’s not thinking. He’s in some orange tinted twilight zone as he reaches forward. Stretches out his long fingers to inch ever closer.

He’s always wanted to touch. Always found some alternative for it. But maybe now, maybe in this orange-

Steve curls his fingers over the back of Billy’s neck. Burrows his fingers into soft gold hair. Rubs his thumb across copper skin covered with freckles. Sighs out loud when his skin makes contact because Billy’s warm, so warm, like a California beach. Just like he imagined.

“Pretty boy,” the words are tired, slurred, only just awake. Billy’s eyes open slowly. His blue darkened to navy. Pools of shadowed water just before the break of dawn. Promises of a rainbow colored sky.

Steve bites his lip because he wants to pull away, but he doesn’t. Not this time. He swipes his thumb again and again. “You know it’s a joke, you calling me pretty boy when you look like this. Really such a dumb joke. Have you looked into a mirror?”

Billy scoffs. Curls up one lip in disgust as he lifts his head to nuzzle farther into Steve’s hand. Blinks once, then twice, before focusing his half open bleary eyes on Steve’s own. “Only lookin at you, pretty boy.” He mumbles.

The handcuffs jingle as Billy lifts them to pet across Steve’s forearm the same way Steve can’t stop petting across Billy’s sleep warmed skin.

Neither boy hears Murray making coffee in the kitchen. They have their eyes closed again by the time the man walks into the living room to watch with a cocky smile buried into his mug. Steve’s got his legs tangled with Billy’s, touching as much as he can without any good excuse.

[teamjacobthot]

My two faves: Leah & Jake

(For the character thing)

oh bitch! I’m so glad you asked!!

💜 leah 💜

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life 

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: she has so many but I love how smeyer (probably accidentally) made her super complex. like she’s really one of a kind. her origin story is neat too. and of course, she cussed out bella when nobody else would 💓

worst quality: she’s kind of a dickhead lmao

ship them with: me, jacob post-bd, paul in some contexts, sometimes rosalie, rachel maybe, kim in some contexts, also me

brotp them with: kim, rebecca, rachel, paul, sometimes rosalie, emily (pre-fuckshit)

needs to stay away from: the cullens, but for their sake, not hers

misc. thoughts: leah clearwater is my favorite twilight character, maybe my favorite fictional character ever, my favorite character to write fics about, my baby, my cinnamon apple, one end of my bisexuality, my first fictional gf, and also me. she’s a scorpio and bisexual. every headcanon I’ve ever made abt her is correct. if you disrespect leah you’re disrespecting me!!!!!! I don’t play when it comes to leah thee clearwater. also pls read my leah origin story fanfic, nyctophobia, when it drops later this year

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ok so now jacob

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life 

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang | 12 year old me thought he was hottest person ever now 23 year old me just thinks he was cute in hindsight so it’s kinda weird

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: he actually understood bella without having to read her mind, v talented, took balls to stand up to sam

worst quality: was written by smeyer

ship them with: bella (my otp), leah post bd (my second otp)

brotp them with: quil and embry

needs to stay away from: white people

misc. thoughts: y’all already knew this but I’m a team jacob thot and that ain’t never gon change!!! he was my first fictional bf and the other end of my bisexuality and also the embodiment of my love language. he has simply been my nigga since 2009 and that’s that on that

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send me a character!

[celestial-bastard]

guess which vampiric demon just hit 1,000 followers?

it me! 🥳

and i’m very thankful for all of yous. i’ve made some wonderful pals on here & became mutuals with so many & i luff u all sm❤️

and because i can’t write,,,, imma offer some bits and bobs to make this fun such as taking requests for;

aesthetic moodboards!! any twilight character + any vibe u want

playlists!! for twilight characters/scenes

also playlists for u personally, gimme ur name and i’ll spell it out in my favourite songs OR let me know ur big 3 and i’ll give u songs that i feel match that vibe

blog compliments!! send me name of blog and i will give u my (probably incoherent) Thots™️

& twilight hot takes. throw them at me and again, i will give u my (probably incoherent) Thots™️

once again, thank u all!! sending everyone all of my love as always ❤️❤️❤️

[pretentious-strikes]

GUYS WHICH GROUP OF LYRICS DO I USE FOR THE CHAMERON FIC

group one

I don't wanna feel better / No one's ever gonna love me like that again / I don't wanna get over you / I wanna sit with you in bed / I don't wanna feel better / I'd give anything to miss you again / I don't wanna get over it / I wanna get under it instead / A book sits on top of clean and messy blankets / On a bed that fucking creaks at night when I get in it late / And late at night I'm chugging gatorade / And someone's breaking up / And I crack up because I know I'll never know just what to say / I'm a communist a terrorist a MPDG thot / Or I'm a sad girl in a dorm room / Living out the shitty christian plot of / Twilight or the Bible or the Lover by Duras / Or I'm just really fucking selfish and really fucking lost / But someone loved me / Someone fucking loved me / Someone fucking loved me and I fucking loved them too / God dammit I was worth something / I fucking learned something / I had my cake / I ate it / It ate me too / And god no / I don't wanna feel better / I don't wanna feel better / I'd give anything to miss you again / I don't wanna get over it /I wanna rip it to shreds

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group two

We kept our liquor in a suitcase underneath my bed / And we drank it to go out or to stay in or to feel sad / But in a hot way in / A way I'll fucking never have again / The sun has begun to set / I'm a socialist Marxist libertarian slut / I am an awkward teenaged virgin / And I sorta kinda laugh a lot in bed / But other times I cry or don't make noise at all / I'd give my life to have a room that feels that small / Someone loved me / Someone fucking loved me / Someone fucking loved me I loved them too / God dammit I was worth something / I fucking earned something / I had a right to die a right to live and a right to choose too / And god no / Of course I don't wanna feel better / Can you fucking imagine / No one's ever gonna love me like that again / I don't wanna get over it / I wanna rip the stars to shreds / I don't wanna feel better / I mean of course it hurt / Of course it fucking hurt / It hurt like nothing in the world sometimes / And I was super scared / And we were all a train wreck but also somehow making it / I think I might've died there twice / And I would do it all again

[muertawrites]

Unhinged (Zuko x Reader)

Summary: Prince Zuko attempts to capture a woman of the Northern Water Tribe as ransom for information about the Avatar; little does he know that this woman isn't a typical Northern lady.

Word Count: 700ish

Author's Note: It's been a weird day and my head is in a weird place so why not put a way out of left field drabble out there just to say we got something out of this Twilight Zone scenario? I feel like this went VERY yandere, like way more yandere than I really am into, but I just love the tension of villains and heroes who are into each other in a fight. I might also do a follow up to this fic or make it a trilogy, since I feel like this is very Book One Zuko and as much as we love a bad boy (Alexa play Cascada), we love a redemption arc even more. Also yes I know there are no trees in the North Pole but whatever just go with it.

~ Muerta

Northern women weren't supposed to be fighters. They were supposed to be defenseless, to bend easily to their attacker’s will when confronted - that's what Prince Zuko knew, and you defied every part of it.

When he ambushed you, he never expected you to counter his first move, reflexes quick enough to evade before he could lay a hand on you. He expected even less for you to have a weapon, pulling a bow from over your back and loading it as swiftly as you'd avoided him. Even less so did he expect you to be a fair shot, an arrow burying itself into his shoulder when he tried to come for you a second time.

Northern women were subdued, submissive, makers of the home and keepers of the peace - but not you. You were a warrior of a different kind, a woman the banished Fire Nation prince couldn't anticipate or outwit. You'd taught yourself how to fight against men like him - you'd make his aggression his downfall.

Zuko ripped the arrow from his flesh and lunged, shooting everything you aimed at him off its trajectory with vicious balls of flame. Soon he was upon you, ripping your bow from your hands and plowing his fist into your cheek, sending you backward. He loomed over you as you fell, ready to pin you under his weight; instead, the heel of your boot found its way between his legs.

You stood as he doubled over, finding your bow snapped in half in the dirt. You pulled a knife from where it lay concealed at your hip, tucking your fingers into the knuckle guards and throwing a forceful punch as Zuko regained himself and came at you once more.

The hilt of the dagger connected with his jaw. He laughed bitterly, spitting blood from between his teeth.

“You're supposed to be a damsel in distress,” he growled.

“And you're supposed to be a master in combat,” you countered.

The prince hissed, swiping at you. When you dodged, he was ready, catching you by the wrist and searing you with the heat of his palm. As you shrieked in pain, he took the knife from your hand. A moment later, your knee was in his gut, and you stumbled as you began to run.

When your hands hit the gravel, Zuko saw his opportunity. He grabbed you by the waist, pulling you backwards by your tunic and taking hold of your neck. He clutched firmly, his nails digging into your flesh.

“Be a good girl for me,” he murmured in your ear. You could feel his hot, ragged breath against your skin.

You drove your elbow back into the tender part of his stomach, but he lurched only for a second; when you attempted to flee, his foot swung out between your ankles, tripping you and sending you to the ground.

His fist buried itself in your hair, hoisting you up by the scalp. You howled at him, struggling fiercely as he pinned you against a nearby tree with all his strength. His knee pressed between your thighs, while one of his hands held your wrists above your head. He took you forcefully by the chin, stroking your jaw with his thumb in a tender, almost affectionate way.

Northern women were reserved. Maternal. Gentle. As Prince Zuko gazed into your eyes, he found nothing of the sort. You were wild, fearless, unhinged; but the greatest shock of all was that he liked it.

“You don't belong here,” he mused, “but I have a feeling you’ve known that for a long time.”

“You belong here less than I do,” you spat. “You're a bastard to your own throne.”

Zuko chuckled, the hand at your jaw raising to cup your cheek. You felt a rush as he held you, unable to fight the energy flowing between your chests as they met.

“I was going to kidnap you for ransom,” he drawled, “but I think I'll keep you. You’ll be better off with me.”

“Fuck you,” you snapped. “You'll never own me.”

“I know,” Prince Zuko said with a smirk. “And that's exactly why I want you.”

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