#twerk it in my face pls

[chxrrywxvss]

Kurt Wagner X Demon Hunter!Reader

𝕆𝕗 𝔽𝕚𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝔹𝕣𝕚𝕞𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕖

“I am a man of my word.”

Kurt Wagner x Afab!Reader Word Count: 2.7k A/N: Guys sorry it's out so late I lost motication for a while. Also sorry this is so rushed I'm trying to get my other asks out as fast as I can

Warnings: Maybe some suggestive stuff

NOT PROOFREAD.

The moon hung low in the sky, casting silvery beams across the deserted streets of New York. The night was alive with whispers, the kind that only this city could conjure. Somewhere in the depths of this urban labyrinth, you stalked the shadows, a demon hunter by trade, your instincts sharpened by years of relentless training.

You had heard rumors of a new player in town—the Nightcrawler, they called him. He was a creature of the dark, known for his uncanny ability to teleport through shadows, slipping away just as quickly as he appeared. Some said he was a menace; others claimed he was a misunderstood soul. Your job was to find him and get rid of him, as your employer had instructed, claiming he scared away the tourists. As you rounded a corner, the air shifted. A chill ran down your spine, and the familiar tingling sensation of being watched crept over you. You tightened your grip on your weapon—a sleek blade gleaming under the moonlight. The city felt different tonight—charged, electric, as if it sensed the impending encounter.

You stopped for a moment, tilting your head higher to sniff the air. While you probably fucking looked insane, it was a perk that came with your ability: you could track people.

When you tilted your head toward a church, your nose wrinkled as the awful smell of sulfur hit your sensitive nostrils. Bingo.

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The heavy wooden doors creaked as you pushed them open, stepping into the cool embrace of the old church. The air was thick with the scent of incense and aged wood, the muted glow of candles flickering in the dim light. It was a sanctuary amidst the chaos of the city, a place where shadows danced along the stone walls and the silence whispered secrets. The smell of sulfur mingling with the scent of aged wood and incense invades your nostrils, making your eyes sting. “Fucking ich,” you muttere under your breath, moving forward.

You wandered through the rows of pews, your footsteps echoing softly against the stone floor. The stained glass windows cast colorful patterns on the ground, depicting stories of old tales of battles fought and won. You paused before one, the image of a knight slaying a dragon. How original.

You moved quietly, your footsteps muffled by the thick carpet that lined the aisle. The church was empty, save for a few scattered pews and the grand altar at the far end, bathed in ethereal light. You paused, allowing yourself a moment to soak in the atmosphere, the sacredness of the space. It was a refuge, a sanctuary from the darkness that often threatened to overwhelm you.

But your thoughts were interrupted by a sudden chill that swept through the church. You instinctively reached for your weapon, the blade hidden in the thigh holster  beneath your coat. You turned slowly, scanning the shadows that clung to the corners, feeling the weight of unseen eyes upon you.

“Looking for something?” a voice called out, smooth and teasing, reverberating through the empty space. You noted the distinct German accent.

You spun around, heart racing. There he was—the Nightcrawler—leaning casually against a pillar, his frame silhouetted by the flickering light of the candle behind him. His eyes glinted mischievously, and a smirk played on his lips. “Or perhaps someone?” “Well, I’m certainly not here to pray.” You retorted, pulling your crossbow from your back. 

“Why do you hunt me?” he asked, his voice smooth and inquisitive. He leaned forward, and the shadows coiled around him, as if they were extensions of his very being.

“You know why,” you replied, keeping your stance firm. “You’ve been causing chaos in the city. People are scared, and I need to find out what you’re really after.”

A smirk danced across his lips. “And you think you can just chase me down in a church? You must know I’m not so easily caught.”

With that, he vanished into thin air, leaving only a swirl of darkness in his wake. You cursed under your breath. You had expected him to try to escape, but the way he moved was disorienting—almost surreal. But it’s nothing you haven’t seen before.

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You focused on your senses, allowing the lingering scent of him to guide you. He was nearby; you could smell it. You sprinted toward the back of the church, where the air felt cooler, almost electric. As you reached a side door, it swung open, and he appeared again, this time further down a narrow corridor.

“Catch me if you can, liebling!” he taunted, darting away into the darkness beyond.

You chased after him, your heart racing. The narrow hallway twisted and turned, leading you deeper into the church’s catacombs. The air grew thick with the scent of earth and stone, mingled with the faintest trace of incense. You could hear him ahead, his footsteps light and quick.

“Why run?” you shouted, trying to keep your voice steady despite the excitement coursing through you. “I’m not here to kill you—yet.” That was a lie.

He laughed, a low, melodious sound that echoed back to you. “Oh, but you are a hunter, aren’t you? It’s in your nature to chase.”

You rounded a corner and skidded to a halt as he reappeared, blocking your path. The flickering light from the candles behind him cast an ethereal glow. “What’s the matter, hunter? Not so confident now?” he teased, stepping closer.

You could see the mischief in his eyes, but there was something else too—something that hinted at something deeper. “I’m not afraid of you,” you shot back, your voice firm. 

With a swift motion, you lunged, but he vanished once again, and you felt the rush of air as he reappeared behind you. You spun around just in time to see him darting down another passage. You followed him, determination burning in your chest.

The chase became a blur of shadows and movement, twisting through the darkened hallways of the church. You could feel the tension building, the thrill of the hunt fueling your resolve. Yet, with each turn, you caught glimpses of him—his laughter echoing, his form flickering in and out of the shadows.

Finally, you burst into a large chamber, the altar illuminated by a single beam of moonlight streaming through a cracked window. You landed on top of him, catching him by surprise. He ‘ported around the room ,taking you with him each time. The smell of sulfur is unbearable. Eventually, he teleported you both to the ground, you landing on top of him, blade to his throat.

“Is this where you kill me?” he asked, his voice low and breathless. Or do you have other plans, schöne Jägerin?” 

“Not yet,” you panted, trying to catch your breath. “This is where you explain yourself.”

“Explain?” He raised an eyebrow, intrigued. “And what do you think I have to explain?”

“I’m tired of your games,” you replied, your frustration boiling beneath the surface. “I’m not here to kill you unless I have to. I need to know what you’re after.”

He studied you for a moment, his expression shifting from playful to contemplative. “Very well, hunter. I’ll hear you out. But first, you must promise me one thing.”

“What’s that?” you asked warily.

“Trust,” he said, stepping closer, his gaze piercing through the shadows. “Just for a moment.”

You hesitated, weighing your options. You had trained to be wary of creatures like him, but something in his demeanor intrigued you. Maybe it was the way he moved, or the way he spoke—there was a depth to him that you hadn’t expected.

“Fine,” you said finally. “I’ll hear you out. But know this: if I sense any deception, I won’t hesitate to end this.”

“Fair enough,” he replied, a hint of admiration in his eyes. “Let’s talk.”

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“I’m listening,” you said, your voice steady.

“Do you know why I’ve been lurking in the shadows?” he began, his tone shifting to something more serious. “No, please enlighten me.” You narrowed your eyes, skepticism rising. “Because this is my home, too. And other people, they don’t understand that. They think of me as less than, as an animal to be exterminated..” He murmured, the corners of his lips pulling into a slight frown. It gave you pause. “So you haven’t been terrorizing the people?” You tilt your head, blade lifting an inch off his throat. “Precisely, mein freund! I am a man of God, and of my word.” He gave you a big toothy grin. Somehow you don't believe that, but you sigh and sheathe your knife again.

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The church was thick with silence after your agreement, the air heavy with the weight of unspoken words and unresolved tension. You studied the Nightcrawler—his enigmatic presence both unsettling and oddly magnetic. He leaned against the stone wall, arms crossed, a playful glint in his amber eyes.

“So, what’s your name, demon hunter?” he asked, breaking the silence. “Or should I just call you ‘hunter’? Oh, liebe has a nice ring to it.”

You replied with your name, trying to sound nonchalant. “And you’re not getting a nickname until I know more about you. You still haven’t told me your name. Your real one.”

He chuckled, the sound low and smooth. “Fair enough. Call me Kurt. It has a nice ring to it, nicht wahr?”

You raised an eyebrow, the corners of your lips threatening to curl into a smile. “Kurt, huh? That sounds almost… human.”

“Almost?” he countered, stepping closer, his shadow stretching toward you. “What gives you the impression I’m not?” He teased.

“Just a hunch,” you said, maintaining eye contact. “It could be the whole ‘vanishing into thin air’ thing. Or maybe it’s the blue skin.”

“I’d like to think you find me exceptionally charming, handsome, even.” He preened playfully.

You rolled your eyes, a smile creeping onto your face despite yourself. “Yes, you smell like sulfur. How charming.”

He feigned offense, placing a hand over his heart. “Ah, the pain! Imagine being judged by your scent alone. I thought we were past that.”

“Past that?” you echoed, crossing your arms. “We just met! I have to judge you somehow. It’s in the job description.”

“True,” he admitted, his expression shifting to mock seriousness. “But I can assure you, I’m much more than my scent. I have layers.”

“Layers like an onion?” you shot back, unable to resist. “You know, onions make people cry.”

“Touché.” He grinned, the playful banter lighting up his features. “But I promise, I’m not that pungent. Think of me more like… a fine wine.”

“A fine wine?” You laughed, shaking your head. “You’re really reaching now. Do you come with a corkscrew?”

“Only for special occasions,” he winked, stepping closer. The playful banter was drawing you in, the tension between you both palpable. “So tell me, what’s a demon hunter like you doing in a place like this? Surely, you have more exciting places to be.”

“Exciting?” you repeated, rolling your eyes again. “You mean like battling creatures that want to eat my face?”

“Now that sounds thrilling!” he exclaimed, leaning forward with exaggerated enthusiasm. “You should try teleporting sometime. It’s a rush, I promise.”

“Right, because I’d love to disappear and reappear somewhere else without any control over where I end up,” you replied dryly. “I’ll stick to my grounded methods, thank you.”

“Suit yourself. But I can’t help but wonder how many times you’ve had to chase down targets like me. It must get boring after a while.”

“Boring?” you asked incredulously. “Have you ever stalked a demon through the underbelly of the city? It’s anything but boring. It’s exhausting, dangerous, and sometimes downright terrifying.”

“Ah, but think of the thrill! The chase! The adrenaline!” Kurt said, his eyes sparkling with mischief. “It’s almost romantic, wouldn’t you say?”

“Romantic?” you echoed, taken aback. “Chasing demons is romantic to you?”

“Why not? You’re pursuing a creature of the night, after all. There’s a certain… allure to it.” He stepped closer, the distance between you shrinking, the air thickening with unspoken tension.

“Is that your idea of romance? Chasing down supernatural beings?” You challenged, heart racing for reasons you couldn’t quite understand.

“Perhaps,” he said, a smirk playing at the corners of his mouth. “But it’s the connection that matters. The thrill of the hunt, the unexpected encounters… It can lead to something more.”

“More?” you pressed, intrigued despite yourself. “Like what?”

“Like this,” he replied softly, leaning in just a fraction closer, his breath warm against your skin. “Like the chance to see past everything, find the truth beneath it all.”

You held his gaze, your heart pounding as the moment hung in the air between you. “And what truth would that be?”

“That we’re not so different, you and I.” His voice dropped to a whisper, pulling you in with an intensity that left you breathless.

You felt the heat rising in your cheeks, a mix of confusion and curiosity. “You think we’re alike?”

“More than you know.” He smirked, tilting his head as if assessing you. “You’ve got that fire in you, that determination. It draws me in.”

“Is that your way of flirting?” you asked, trying to keep your voice steady. “Because it’s working.”

“Good to know,” he replied, his gaze unwavering. “Though I must admit, I’m not used to hunters being so receptive to my charms.”

“So you do this with every hunter, then?” You raise a brow.

He chuckled, heat rising in his cheeks. “N-No, that’s not what I meant… Not every hunter is as.. beautiful as you.”

Your pulse quickened, the air between you charged with an undeniable tension. “What do you want, Kurt?”

“I want to know you,” he said softly, his eyes locking onto yours, a sincerity in his voice that made your heart flutter. “I want this moment—whatever it is—to last a little longer.”

You swallowed hard, your breath catching in your throat. The playful banter had shifted into something deeper, something that felt dangerously intimate. “And if I say yes?”

“Then we embrace the unknown together,” he replied, a hint of a smile playing on his lips. “And who knows where it might lead?”

You hesitated, caught between the thrill of the moment and the caution that had been ingrained in you as a hunter. But something about his presence felt different—inviting, even. “Okay,” you said, your voice barely above a whisper.

“Okay?” he echoed, his expression lighting up with surprise and delight.

“Okay,” you confirmed, stepping closer. “But if this goes sideways, I’m out of here.”

“Deal.” He grinned, his playful demeanor returning. “But I promise you won’t regret it.”

As if drawn by an invisible force, you leaned in, closing the distance between you. His eyes darkened with intensity, and for a moment, the world outside faded away. Time stretched, and in that heartbeat, it was just the two of you, suspended in a bubble of electricity and possibility.

Then, without thinking, you closed the gap. Your lips met his in a gentle kiss, a spark igniting between you. It was tentative at first, a question hanging in the air, but as he responded, deepening the kiss, the playful tension transformed into something more passionate.

You melted into him, feeling the warmth of his body, the way he enveloped you in shadows and light. It was a kiss that held promise, filled with the thrill of the unknown, the taste of danger lingering on your lips.

When you finally pulled away, breathless and wide-eyed, you could see the surprise mirrored in his expression. “Wow,” you breathed, your heart racing. “That was… unexpected.”

“Unexpected, but not unwelcome, mein herz” he replied, a smirk returning to his lips. “I must say, I didn’t anticipate that.”

“Neither did I,” you admitted, a grin breaking through your surprise. “Though I can’t say I’m completely opposed to it.”

“Good,” he said, his tone teasing.

After a bout of silence, you clear your throat and step away from him. “Well, I-I should go.” You said, walking toward the church doors. You pause, looking back to where he stands, tail swishing behind him. “How do I know I’ll see you again?”

He grinned impishly. “I am a man of my word, schatz. You will see me again.”

[ringosmistress]

[merlucide]

would you ever consider making a part 2 for the Blue Lock Icks! headcanons but with other characters? the one you made had me struggling to keep my composure while at work omg it's sooooo accurate

BLLK BOYS “ICKS” PT2

Notes: OMG STOP REALLY??? that makes me so happy omg tysm?? <33

characters: Isagi, Aryu, Chigiri, Shidou, Oliver, Otoya

pls again, don’t take this seriously 💀

PT1 PT2 “ICKS” BLLK BOYS GET

ISAGI YOICHI

Says O-possum instead of opossum

Uses the “😁” to show he’s happy

default wallpaper

2019 humor

scared of clowns (same Isagi, same)

worst fashion sense ever. just think of a white guy in his 30s in the year of 2017

ARYU JYUBEI

SQUEAKY SHOES

Licks his finger before turning the page

uses stereotypes often (not on purpose lol)

Makes sure the barista spelt his name write on his drink

wants to go to Paris just to pose at the Eiffel tower, wear a beret, and eat a baguette (okay but same..)

CHIGIRI HYOUMA

one-ups every thing

Makes over exaggerated faces so you know he’s judging you

Chews gum really loudly

If you move to much in bed he’ll kick you

highlights/ writes in his books

has so many hair products but like one body wash

SHIDOU RYUSEI

Walks up the stairs on all fours

Long ass finger nails (so chipped and have dirt in them)

Sends selfies when he’s on the toilet

knows how to throw it in a circle (he’s really good at it too…)

Eats lemon rines

Likes to sit really close to the screen at the cinema

Barks at dogs

Puts the book face down to bookmark his spot

Says “zoo wee mama”

Idk how to word this but, Shidou:

AIKU OLIVER 

(I know I did him b4 but I wanted to add one more thing)

“Where’s my hug at?”

keeps a toothpick in his mouth

actually calls you babygirl

OTOYA EITA

puts his socks over his sweats

doesn’t grease the pan

Wears hats inside

Sags his pants

smacks lips and it sounds really wet

puts peanut butter on his burgers

licks his fingers after he eats and doesn’t wash them afterwards

bends over at the waist when he is picking smth up

THOSE Naruto fans

Squeezes the middle of the toothpaste

uses a spork

Says “bop”

Says “drip”

Says “on God bro”

Says “You tripping”

Twerked on Karasu once

Owns so many shoes

Has very little milk in his cereal

Only likes chocolate ice cream

Uses blue ink pens

Fav bottled water brand is deer park

Forgets to zip his fly

his LED lights are always on red

ABHAHAHA I’m actually running out of icks

made May 25th 2024

[queenendless]

🍑 TIME

A/n: The twerk GIFS got to me! All credit for the GIFS involved goes to @screampied for the Gojo and Sukuna ones, @heian-era-housewife for the Shiu Kong one, @mahgyu for the Geto one, and @blkkizzat for the Toji one. THNX U ALL for the glory that is JJK TWERKING~!

🔞 MDNI CONTENT. JJK men twerking for their lives, sub!JJK men x dom!GN!reader, ass cheeks clapping, ass slapping, ass marking, ass eating, ass abuse, cum time, impromptu ass piece. Also first time writing Sukuna and Shiu so go easy on me.

©️ PLEASE DONT PLAGIRIZE, COPY, TRANSLATE, EDIT, REPOST, AND ETC TO MY FAN WORK. Rather like comment reblog share and follow cause I personally want to reach close to 1k follows on this blog by the end of the year pls n thnx.

SYPNOSIS: OH, TWERKING IN YOUR FACE, BIG ASS MISTAKE~

GOJO with his cheeky ass grin growing every passing moment you demanded he strip those skinny pants down. Boxers included. Shameless heathen. Hanging over the bed's edge as you straddle his skinny thighs. You drum those bare melons like your own personal bongos. Granted, your cheeky bastard asked for it. And those loud passionate mewls of his earned him your red hand prints on his rippling hills. Literally chewing on them peaches came right after, your nose poking out of his ass crack while your mouth sucked his asshole, having him come one too many times against the strewn sheets to both your likings. Stroking his veiny coated dong between his lower valleys made it that much more tasty to suck him off, with his cock cumming again in your very grasp.

"Ohhh, honey loves my buns~! Yes you do – AAAAAH~!"

GETO bashfully blushes, his veiny knuckles pressed hard to his mouth to muffle his grunts and moans of painful pleasure as you spanked, clawed and teethed on those supple succulent peaches quite insistently. This cult head laid on his side along the mat covered platform, clawed the sheets with his free hand as his legs spasmed with those poofy ass pants hung off his calves like pooled up velvet. The ministrations your tongue gives drives him mad. Slobbering and slithering into his hole quite deeply with skillful strokes before suckling downwards. Like his pecs, his peaches smothered your face cheeks. Teasingly nipping at his leaky balls had his dong spasm and spurt in your face. You licking his cum off your face right into his had him squirt longer and harder.

"D – Darling~! Don't ever st — stop – AAH~!"

TOJI the physically gifted super human slash sorcerer killer that he lazily splays along the couch on his ripped tum tum, his ass practically jutting out right in your burning face, browsing his phone casually. Only to literally crush it in two with his giant beefy hand. Straddling his hips, you press his form into the cushions, as you knead and massage his chiseled cheeks, digging your nails in, before sucking aggressively to the point where your lip imprints are scattered along his now reddening bruised skin. His hips buckle sporadically right into yours but with such steel restraint not to literally shoot you up into the ceiling. The couch cushions however were torn to shreds as his stream of feral profanity fills the air as does his guttural carnal shouts of fervor.

"FUCK baby~! Starving for me already huh — NGH SHIT~!"

SUKUNA the literal King of Curses would be as amused as he would be resting his head atop two folded arms along his Malevolent Shrine, letting you lay atop him while you smack his cheeks together just to hear his skin clapping. On top of biting, tugging on his skin between your teeth, and nuzzling them fine giant melons had you on Cloud 9. His other two arms would possessively gripped on your hair to tug on now and then as well as fondle and smack your own bare tussy, his mouths popping out of his palms to layer bloody bite marks on you to get even. Raunchily making out with his a-hole had his giant cheeks suffocate your face, nearly passing out in the process from the light headed state you were left in his clapping cheeks freed you just to smack his double dripping dongs in your face to shower you in cum to lick off yourself. Guess he did get excited.

"Oh human~ To think you would react to that so sinfully~ Interesting~"

SHIU the mediator of dealings between the shady and the shadiest should have known you'd be down for a show and what it would entail at the end. The burnt out cig between his lips would fall out. Strewn across his marble work desk, you lounged in his rolling desk chair as you massaged and groped his peaches to loosen up his fatigued state. Leaving deep imprints engrained into mounds blushing in thanks. Too much workload means easily becoming mush in your titilating touch. Rutting within his fist now coated in creamy thickness as it dripped down his work pants pooled around his ankles. Wiping up some cum from his fist to your fingers, wiping it along his crack, to suck it up sloppily, including right up his hole. That got him moaning out passionately.

"Mmm~! Love, please don't let up now~! So GOOD~!"

[nanamiscocksleeve]

hello! i'm new here so pls excuse me if i'm doing something wrong 😭😭 i was wondering if u could do 12 or 19 w nanami sucking tits 😭🙏

God I love nipple play. Need to write more of it.

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He's relentless. You lie helplessly on the bed as he cages your body with his, his mouth suckling greedily at your nipple, squishing your breasts together so that he can fit both of them in his mouth at once. You whimper as his tongue flick from the left to the right.

His mind is filled with dirty scenarios. He wishes he could suck your tits while taking you from behind. It was impossible, sure, but the idea made him so hard. So he settles on having you bounce on his cock so that he can play more with them. Having them right there in front of his face was a turn on too, after all.

You moan as you slide down his cock, letting your ass touch his thighs, rolling your hips, twerking your cheeks to get all the filthy friction you needed. And he was drunk on your tits.

He rolls them between his thumb and index, grinning wickedly at you as you moan longingly. “Does that feel good?”

All you can do is nod, positioning yourself so that when you move, your clit brushes against his pubic bone, adding extra stimulation. He looks down to see your body raising up, almost threatening to let his tip slip out, before pushing back down. "You’re doing such a good job,” he growls, before sucking one of your nipples back into his mouth. He tweaks the other one with his fingers, and his free hands slips between your legs to play with your clit.

The combined stimulation is too much, spurring you to ride him faster. You cum on his cock with a cry, walls squeezing around him, pussy fluttering pleasurably. He grunts, and without letting go of your tits, he thrusts a few times and fills your womb with his hot sticky cum.

"Should try using clamps next time," he mutters, stroking a nipple with his fingertip. "Then my hands are free to do other things."

Send me a prompt!

[saintslewis]

Reasons I couldn’t be an f1 driver, a thread:

vroom vroom, b*tch

i get angry so fast, it’s actually concerning

i would scrap everyone that says anything bad about me

if a haas, alpha tauri, afla romeo overtook me, i would actually park the car on the side and go home

i would wear the most cuntiest clothing walking into the paddock, it would be sickening

i would not be able to answer ANYONE after a race like singapore or qatar like i don’t have time for long ass questions pls 🖐🏽

if anyone says anything stupid, everyone would know by my face

i would NOT keep up with my diet. if i feel like eating ice cream before a race, I WILL

i would cuss the FIA the fuck out everyday

i would be a PR nightmare, genuinely

i’m a party girl, that’s just how i am so if y’all see me partying after qualifying, mind your business!

if the team did me wrong, i would not be thanking those mf for ANYTHING

don’t judge but girl if i got the gossip???? 🤭🤭

they would not let me race bc i would keep asking if lewis is okay

“oh there’s a safety car out bc of my crash? great, lewis can win!”

i would talk in my home language to piss EVERYONE off

i’m really just there for lewis

i would GLOAT if i got a win or a world championship, i’m NOT keeping that shit to myself 😭

the things i would post on my socials or just how i talk to my fans would be so entertaining 😭

i would openly fangirl or blush if Lewis, Charles, Jenson or Carlos spoke to me (DON’T JUDGE)

i need music to focus on something

75 laps is actual insanity, i would not be able to do that shit

i’m so petty, you crash into me, ITS OVER FOR YOU

the money????? i would buy literally everything i’ve ever wanted 😭

i would value my fans so highly, those are my babies and i’m so serious

i would lurk on my fanbase through social media, i would be one of y’all

i won’t be able to answer those long ass questions, period.

i would want my fav songs to be played rather than my national anthem (sometimes)

if i feel like twerking or making tiktoks in the paddock, i WILL

me and my headphones against the world 🫵🏽

i’m a black woman, says enough than it should (a girl can dream)

my face is full of expressions so pls 😭

my favouritism for the drivers would show very directly

staying overnight after a race to study even further for the next day??? yeah no, a bad bitch will sleep 🤣🤣

i am extremely straight forward. if i don’t wanna be somewhere, i will walk out 🤣

calling grown men “girl” >>>>>

i will be reminding everyone and their mothers that Lewis is a 7x World Champion and is called “Sir” 😋

i love my phone, i would carry it everywhere

they wouldn’t be able to handle a bad bitch on the grid other than me and Lewis (Charles and Oscar are an extra bonus)

again, really only there for Lewis

This is getting long, hope you enjoy 🤭

taglist: @thisismeracing @httpsserene @lorarri @non-stop-imagines

[klipkillakai]

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𓍯 his pretty girl 𓍯

warning! 18+ only! mdi pls <3

“y/n! get up!”

“i softly groan and roll over on my bed, the warmth enticing me to stay, i snuggle under the covers again trying to catch the last bits of my very very good dream of a man i know like the back of my hand yet i haven’t seen a day in my life,”

“feeling the covers being tugged off me i snap up and look at my roommate with a pout”

“you’an have to do allat”

‘i say with a slight attitude as i get up and slip my slippers on while scratching my bonnet’

“yo ass don’t like to get up”

‘my best friend since day one says as she’s looks in my mirror checking her ass and twerking a lil’

‘and girl you know we supposed to get up early, we start our first day of classes today nd i’m not trynna be late fr, you know i’m trynna be valedictorian”

‘she says with an unserious eyeroll”

“i look back at her from my bathroom mirror and we both burst out laughing”

‘girl bye, lemme get ready real quick’

“she laughs and shakes her head before walking out my room”

‘i grab my phone and turn on my playlist, humming to the quiet and calm melodies of lana del rey’s voice, i stand in the mirror as i take off my bonnet off and take the wig band off, signing with relief and smiling at the melt “i ate that” i say to myself and i brush out the wig a bit and checking to see if my flat iron heated up yet, i start to straighten it as i slightly dance to “FTCU by Nicki Minaj”

“high heels on my tippies..dolce and gabbana that’s on my tittes”

“i hum the rest slightly flinching when i nick my ear with the iron and scrunching up my face, i finish my hair and head to my vanity to do a quick lil makeup look knowing imma be a little late because of it.. as i’m applying my blush i get a notif from insta from my bestie—

“hurry yo ass up” i read and i laugh and finish up before hopping up and putting on a cute pink matching set, and low ugg’s with a bow on them and a cute heart necklace and bracelet to match, and spraying my treasured strawberry perfume”

“i take a quick pic and post it on my story before grabbing my bag and my keys my my pink sanrio water bottle i found in the kids section of target and i run out the door seeing my bestie in her car on the phone”

‘girl we boutta be latee’ “she says as she pulls out the lot and slightly speeds towards the school, i connect my phone to the bluetooth and i play my music while my acrylics clack against ten screen as i texts some of my friends back and tapping through stories”

“we finally get outside and we both hurry out, blowing kisses to each other as we go in different directions, her being a business major and i being a computer science major”

“i pull on my headphones and i stuff my hands in my white puffer as i walk across campus to the computer hall, not trynna socialize because i’m still tired from earlier— i get to class and i look through the door and i groan when i see the class full of boys and not one girl in sight, i gather my bearings and i open the door quietly, with the professors back turned towards the board and my head down and i walk up the aisle of the seats, feeling eyes all on me as i make my way towards the back and sheepishly sitting in between two boys, immediately feeling shy and embarrassed i open my macbook, littered with pink bows and glittery stickers and i wait for class to start—

“the professor turns around and when i see him my stomach flutters and i try to hide a smile forming on my face by softly raising my hand to my lips and looking down as i text my friend”

-megieee🪽

girl!!

-what?

my professor is fine asf omg 😭

-fr??

-lemme see 🤭

girl imma try, but i literally had to fight back the smile, he’s so tall and 😩! .

and i didn’t even notice him at first because i’m in a class with nothing but boys nd i was mad scared 😭

-i would die omg 😭

“i read the text and i’m about to respond but i suddenly hear my name being called and i look up”

‘y/n?’

“oh! that’s me, sorry i was distracted”

‘i make a show of sliding off my headphones and making eye contact’

‘he stares at me for a second and his eyes slightly lowers before nodding’

“don’t let it happen again” ‘he says in a raspy soft voice and i feel that flutter in my belly again, especially when it’s pared with his tired dead eyes and large frame’—

‘i simply nod and he stays on me for a sec before turning away to the next person on his list, the class goes on and at the end he gives us his number and email to join a whatsapp group just in case we have problems with any of our code at home—

i pack up my computer at the end of class as all the other guys file out the room, smiling at simon quickly as he leaves because he helped me out with one of the bugs i had in my code, i slip my headphone on and i walk down the steps to the exit and i peep my professor texting on his phone with a slight smile and i can’t help but wonder who’s making him smile like that, i quickly go in my camera roll and look for the room number of my next class and i softly frown when i realize i don’t know where that it, i look up at prof and i softly pad to him and i don’t say anything and just wait for him to notice i’m there—

i watch him seemingly sense my presence and look up slowly, i slightly squirm cs i feel as if he’s touching me and i feel my face heat up even tho it doesn’t show..

“u-um i was wondering if you knew when E3345 is?”

‘i step forward a bit and show him my phone, and i get hint of his sent, slightly musky and woody and i bite my lip”

‘he licks his lips slightly and he nods and replies with a soft raspy voice”

‘yea, mr scott.. great teacher, he’s in the building behind us on the second floor.. nd go around the trees yea? wouldn��t want you getting lost’

“he says that with the slightest smirk and the most intense stare i’ve ever seen, his dead eyes having an aura of mischief behind them, his stature radiating intimidation and masculinity and it weighs down on me in the best way possible, it makes my belly flutter and my head spin—

‘i won’t get lost, i’m a big girl’ “and i flash a sweet smile”

‘i bet you are’ “he whispers and i notice his eyes softly lower to my lips before snapping back up to my eyes”

‘t-thank you’

‘anytime’

“i turn around and head towards the door walking out of it, and feeling his eyes follow me along the way”

‘könig thinks to himself “what a pretty girl”

|a/n|

ahh guys this is my first fic and it features my man könig.. this was inspired by a few pics of a man i saw that i think looks like what könig would look like and some fanart i posted previously!! i hope you enjoyed and this is only part 1!! so let me know if you enjoyed and i will soon make a second part! i think this will be very fun! also let me know how to add 2nd part links too this fic so it’ll be easier.. anyways love ya 🪽🩷

[borathae]

“Cause I talked all big balls at the garage and now I’m nervous. I’m big mouthed, nothin’ more.”

SHUT UP I CACKLED

He throws his legs on your lap, relaxing with a loud sigh. He grunts and then hums in content as he rubs his own tummy.

“Pff”, you scoff, “you and your dad noises all the time.”

Taehyung peels his left eye open, “those ain’t dad noises. They’re uncle noises.”

NO WONDER MY FRIENDS CALL ME DAD OR GRANDPA

“Mhm honey, you’re so hot”, he rasps that was so cowboy of him

he would actually die of blue balls during the date. my head is now a tv channel

the headlines in eng is making me baomn and the one in my mother tongue IS EXTRA HILARIOUS

You slam your hands onto his round buttocks, forcing him to yelp it surprise.

“Babe”, he gasps, widening his eyes, “whatcha doin'?” FUCK HE YELPED AAAH

Taehyung has the sexiest ass in the universe. FACTS LIES UNDETECTED *insert gyatt meme, booty so big damn lord have mercy *twerks like a stick figure

“I think my heart's gon' give up.” BREAKING NEWS guy dies during foreplay cuz it was too hot. honestly died like a champ

“Don’t look there”, he whines when he realises that you are gazing at his ass. pls he is a cute lil pookie

OMG ITS GETTING TOO HOT YALL PHEW

u can never be prepared enough for your smut its like those twitter army meme

HIT ME WITH THE COMEBACK IM READY

OH MY GOD I WASNT READY WTF AAAH

“What are you doin' to me?” he somehow manages to produce ME TO YOU

HOLY FUCK MA MANZ RUINED OOF *shivers

OH MY GOD I HAVE TO GO SHOPPING?? NOW??? AAAH IDK WHAT TO DO AAH

5 ORGASMS?? AAAH

anyways the meal was delicious, gob smacking(im not british but i had to say it) as always mommy

omgmg I love this review ehheheheh ✊🏻😔💜

“Mhm honey, you’re so hot”, he rasps that was so cowboy of him

we love a cowboy in this household ✊🏻😔

he would actually die of blue balls during the date. my head is now a tv channel the headlines in eng is making me baomn and the one in my mother tongue IS EXTRA HILARIOUS

KFADJ imagine if he actually did like bOY was HORNY hahahha

Taehyung has the sexiest ass in the universe. FACTS LIES UNDETECTED *insert gyatt meme, booty so big damn lord have mercy *twerks like a stick figure

TAE'S ASS IS GENUINELY TOO HOT TO HANDLE LIKE *buries face in it*

“I think my heart's gon' give up.” BREAKING NEWS guy dies during foreplay cuz it was too hot. honestly died like a champ

I repeat. boY WAS HORNYYYYYY

OMG ITS GETTING TOO HOT YALL PHEW u can never be prepared enough for your smut its like those twitter army meme HIT ME WITH THE COMEBACK IM READY OH MY GOD I WASNT READY WTF AAAH

FJAJDFJ I'm happy you're enjoying my smut so much bahahaha

“What are you doin' to me?” he somehow manages to produce ME TO YOU

👁👅👁 hehe

5 ORGASMS?? AAAH

WE LOVE A MAN THAT PERFORMS!!!!!

anyways the meal was delicious, gob smacking(im not british but i had to say it) as always mommy

OMFG HAHAHHAHAHAHH PLEASE omfg please rate my smut as "gob smacking as always mommy" from now on BAHAHAHAH this is a 1000/10 compliment bahhahah (also why do i lowkey wanna write aaol!kook going "gobsmacking as always mommy" after she railed the shit outta him?? like helloo?? hahahah)

[chxrrywxvss]

Do I Look Like Him Masterlist

“I know who you pretend I am.”

A/N: I heard the song Like Him and had to make this I’m sorry this is so self indulgent. Comment for Taglist!

Status: Ongoing

Pairing: Worst!Logan Howlett x Afab!Reader

Warnings: None Yet.

Chapter One: Do I Look Like Him

Chapter Two: Will I Ever See Your Sweet Return?

More to come.

Summary: Moving in with Wade was a big adjustment for everyone. Logan, Wade, and.. you. You’re Wade’s sister. Wade had said you had a relationship with the Logan in this universe. Ever since he’s moved in, it’s like you’ve seen a ghost. He has to remind you he’s not you’re Logan. He never was, never will be.

Taglist: @chubbyhedgehog @mostlymarvelgirl @nightingale-slayer @m1cky-y-y @arlovesper @misscrissfemmefatale

[thebadtimewolf]

boop

i want freema to come back as the moment.

i mean that shit.

we know she would eat 👏🏾them👏🏾up👏🏾 and the moment is a shapeshifter god, the shape shifted into billie because of ten, and shape shifted into john hurt for rassilion because of war dr with the name pandoric in ref to pandorica.

i want freema to appear as the moment the second the master is on screen i mean it.

"oh its because he couldnt stop thinkin abt r—" wrong because rassilion wasnt even liking the dr like that and yet the moment shifted into him in appearence so brush that bull reason off and try tf again babes.

plus the moment actually says they are dating to the drs face and the dr do not correct them in their face. bonkers that 13 isnt upset that the moment has rose face but rather annoyed and angry that it chose THAT one instead of who she was actually thinking about which was river and yaz. And you know what 13? Valid anger. We were robbed of moment!river and moment!yaz. go 13!.

and 15 would love it omg he would. pls give us 15martha. i rather not just watch rtd moffat essentially attempt to treat 15 like rosemickey in front of my eyes againnnn give me 15martha noww

"oh but that will ne–" neither is billie and chris reprising ninerose on screen. sit down. this aint about you.

yes its because freema and ncuti should twerk to the new beyonce album in the bts scenes. party party party

[riniackerman]

Hi it’s me again I was wondering if you could do aot men with (y/n) who was Twerkin in a TikTok and how they would react/ am so sorry I know that I am a whore but ,it’s for 2d men  so I have some acceptance right?

S/O TWERKING FOR A TIKTOK VIDEO 

a/n: hello! oh my god i had so much fun writing this!! ngl jean is the type to join us when we’re twerking LMAO i love him sm hehe 😛❤️ and PLS we ALL are a whore for 2d men <3 im on my knees for them 24/7 🧎‍♀️ 🧎‍♀️

pairing: aot men x fem!reader

featuring: eren yeager, armin alert, jean kirstein, erwin smith, levi ackerman

genre: fluff but can be suggestive

༉‧₊˚✧ eren yeager

eren was casually leaning against the couch, scrolling through his phone while you placed the phone on the table and stepped back. soon familiar music was played from your phone, catching eren’s attention.

“what are you doing?” he asks, his eyes still attached to the screen. when the beat dropped you twerked like a maniac in front of him. eren bursts out a chuckle, he stayed and watched for good few seconds before he wrapped his brawny arm around your waist and pulled you back onto his lap.

“eren!” you giggle, trying to get off from him but it was no use. eren was already showering your face with kisses while his hand worked on your ass. softly smoothing the curve lines. he let out soft chuckles when you tried to get up.

“stay still babeee” he whines, tightening his grip even more. “fine fine” you boop his nose while scrunching your nose. “love you babe”

༉‧₊˚✧ armin arlert

“baby look!” you call while your palms rested on your knees, you arched your back and started to twerk when the music started. armin blushed right away and got up to stop the recording but ended up tripping over on top of you.

both of you burst into peals of laughter and giggles. “armin, baby you ruined my video!” you whine, pinching his cheek. “good, i won’t let you shake your ass off in a video. never.” he says while caressing your face.

“but-” armin cuts you off by a smooch on your lips. both of you said nothing as you two drowned in each other’s eyes. both of your hands searched his jaw and pulled it to your face for a deep kiss.

“you’re alwayssss horny baby” you say while caressing the back of his neck as armin gently lifted you up in a bride style. “not my fault my girl is always lookin’ hot and pretty”

༉‧₊˚✧ jean kirstein 

“jean look at the camera” you said while you tried to balance the phone against the wall. “what nowww” he whines, trying to have a break from your clingy ass. “no no just look at this” you speak in a furious tone, which made jean sit straight up and look at you.

“three.. two.. one-” you began to twerk like a maniac, following the beats in the music as you vibed with it. “HAHAHA BABY” jean rises to laugh while he looked for his phone and started to record his girl twerking.

“YOU LOOK GOOD BABY” he beamed and laughed while recording you and raised his arm to vibe with the music after a while he slipped his phone to his pocket and joined you.

“baby what are you doing-!” you titter as you kept twerking. jean then grabbed by your waist and pulled you into his crotch. both of you were losing yourselves to the music. “you look hot m’ladyyyyy” he hypes you which made go even harder, earning a woo and yeah from jean.

༉‧₊˚✧ erwin smith 

“bunny what are you-” erwin paused when his little girlfriend started to twerk in front of him, who wanted to enjoy a nice saturday morning with his tea but no, you decide to start his day with your ass twerking up and down.

“really?” he sighs as he stood up, making his way in front of the phone as he turned large back to block the camera. “baby-!” before you even had a chance to say anything, erwin wrapped his large hand around your waist and lifted you up with a single grip over his broad shoulder.

“let me downnn!” you whine, softly slapping his back. “no i want you to do something” he says, making his way to you guys’ shared bedroom. “hm? what?” you asked, already gave up trying to get down as your arms hung in the air.

“wanna show how you shake that ass of yours on the bed bunny?” he hums as he gently puts you down on the bed, tickling your waist while he crawled on top.

“bet” you coo into his face, earning a smirk from erwin. “show me then”

༉‧₊˚✧ levi ackerman  

“what the fuck are you doing” levi asks, gazing at his girlfriend who’s back was arched and her ass jiggling to the beat. “vibing baby, vibing.” you laugh as you continued. levi says nothing, neither shows expression and he looks completely clueless about what’s going on.

“oh come on levi, you’re boring” you huff, reaching for your phone to turn the video off but levi pulls your shirt towards him. “hm?” you look back to see levi’s stoic face. “do it again” he says.

“do what again?”

“the dance.” he mumbles under his breath.

“what dance?”

“don’t be a fucking brat babe” he says while pulling you closer to him as your ass met his thighs.

“you know calling me a brat and a baby doesn’t make any sense” you mock him, getting an annoyed grunt from levi. “j-just do it i closed my eyes accidentally” his excuse was too cute to be true as you tried to hide your smile.

“fine fine, only if i get kisses afterward.” you sarcastically roll your eyes with a grin. “sure, will do m’baby”

© RINIACKERMAN ⇒ do not repost, claim or copy my works

↻ / ♡ are appreciated !

[xbabybajix]

Mugiwaras at a Rave ✨

note: this are my headcanons about the strawhats being at a rave bc they seem like party people so why not add them to an au?? Hope y’all enjoy! Feel free to add your own! :)

Luffy:

•would be the first to suggest to pregame before the actual event

•but zoro would definitely second the idea and already have the bottle out

•luffy’s fave raves are the bigger ones like EDC, Countdown, Beyond Wonderland, Escape, maybe even Coachella or Hard Summer and Lollapalooza

•definitely listens to Porter Robinson and will always go if he’s in the lineup

•his faves aside are: zedds dead, Audien, Dash Berlin, Major Lazor, Alison Wonderland,

•definitely wears colorful tops-even crop tops , but will not change the sandals or strawhat, it’s just his signature look (even adds beads to the straw hat too😭)

•ALSO WEARS NEON FACE PAINT THAT NAMI SAYS MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE HE’S READY TO PARTY

•is the type to party with everyone, they’ll be like “hey man me and my homies just saw you from across the tent and wanted to say we LOVE YOUR VIBES” luffy: ok *will pop a pill with the randoms 😭

•you can’t tell me luffy isn’t down for anything that happens at a rave so he’s definitely drinking, popping ecstasy, smoking (not cocaine tho)

•nami ends up being his baby sitter bc she refuses to let anything happen to him if she’s also under the influence

•if he gets down, then she will most likely be more sober enough to look after him

•when the raves happening he likes to be on top of frankie’s shoulders for the view

•also is the type to be super affectionate with his crew when the dj plays a song they all love and records it

•also LOVES taking as many group photos and fit pics before and after

Zoro:

•is not AS festive as Luffy but will go bc he likes to be around him during the fun

•doesn’t do the druggies BUT he will get plastered, sometimes even before they head out he’s already drunk as hell

•nami will not let him go like that bc she doesn’t wanna babysit so they sober him up

•then once they’re there he’s fucked up again 💀

•might get lost idk (I don’t like to push onto that directionally challenge fact abt him much so ya) even if he did it’d be a good time cuz he’d probably make new drinking buddies

•his attire is more simple- definitely rocks the headband with sleeveless muscle tee and tight shorts maybe? (Carries the backpack for the group bc it weighs nothing to him lmao)

•doesn’t have a preferred dj he likes but if it’s a hype song u know he’s there head banging WITH THE BOYSSSS

•is hit on by a lot of the rave babes there but zoro is annoyed by them pls

•prefers smaller raves bc he doesn’t like big crowds

•bring zoro to the rave😈

Nami:

•gonna be biased here bc I’m in love with Nami

•A TOTAL RAVE BABE! Will go ALL OUT on her outfit: the sparkles, face paint, and wears almost nothing to the event or a cute crop fit (depending on the theme of the rave) hair is done, makeup is flawless and also is the one who’s planned the entire trip for them

•bc of that everyone else makes sure she has time for her fun

•luffy, sanji and frankie make sure no creepy dudes come up to her or even TRY to lay a hand on her

•she takes the cutes pics with robin who’s also dressed with ‘rave babe’ attire

•makes friends with a lot of girls there bc they’re all drunk and just complimenting each other’s fits

•becomes famous on social media over this

•is actually really into a lot of dj’s similar to luffy’s but she also likes ppl like dj snake, tiesto, illenium, disclosure, david guetta, kygo, steve aoki, etc

•will twerk on people she doesn’t gaf (mostly on other girls 😛)

•will also pop ecstasy or smoke weed but never has a bad trip bc she’s built different

•she’ll be on jinbe’s shoulder while luffy is next to her on franky’s 😭

•luffy & nami duo at a rave is wholesome but also can be chaotic if they’re both high and drunk off their minds

•they end up attracting a crowd bc of how goofy they are being and people love it

•at some point luffy blacks out and nami is like “ok time to go home now i guess :(“

•franky is carrying out both of them by the shoulders and they are sound asleep <3

Sanji:

•perviness aside, Sanji is the second one who’s looking the best after nami

•definitely takes the time to look super hot and will wear something that makes his arm muscles show and his snatched waist plsss

•loves going because women hit on him

•but is equally simping right back- he is in heaven

•will sometimes stray away from the group bc he met a girl (i think rave!sanji is a whore idc he definitely gets laid)

•if he doesn’t get laid then he’s out in the crowd getting into the music and is jumping around

•is always dehydrated lmao

•oh yeah he’s a huge foodie so he loves trying the stuff they have at the food trucks

•is pretty sober by the end of the night

•also takes super pretentious pictures but they look good ofc

•is down for any kind of rave

Usopp:

•my boyyyyy is looking SUPER FLY to the rave, the group loves Rave!usopp bc of how hot he is

•along with luffy, he’s a bit chaotic when it’s him and nami as well

•likes the dubstep sounding edm music and will be the one to record the crowd and jump along with them

•also loves to record dumb shit like people fighting 💀 or anything funny that happens

•stays within the group

•he knows where the crowds are more fun and that’s how they discover new artists too

•is super nice to girls that ask him if they can sit on his shoulders and he says yes

•gets bitches but usopp is respectful and just makes sure they have a good time

•loves taking group pics and will make vids of himself and luffy like “edc with the fam😤😎”

Robin:

•plsss robin’s rave outfits are always super sexy but kind of iconic?? Like she literally has the best fit there

•is like nami but not vocal about it, will go along with her shenanigans and watch it all unfold

•she likes to bring her own weed to the raves and doesn’t like to take anything that isn’t from her plug

•rave!robin likes to sway to the music and have her hands up and jump around sometimes

•a lot of girls go up to her about her outfit and she’s always nice about it and tells them her little diy hacks and where she buys her stuff

•likes to buy bracelets for the gang

•if someone fucks with luffy and tries to insinuate a fight she’s flaming

•do not fuck with robin bc she will punch a dude for Luffy lmao even tho he could’ve kicked his ass

•”I didn’t want you to get hurt” Luffy: punching him would’ve fired me up even more >:) her: 🙂 ok

•AND SHE LETS HIM THROW A PUNCH LMAO

•hangs out with franky most of the time bc he’s also mellow as she is but he is a bit more up her alley with how they have fun

Franky:

•DAD ENERGY

•obnoxiously high amounts of highlight and his hair omggg he loves to get creative with him and people hype him tf up

•everyone: are u fr going out like that? 😐 him: YEAH THE PEOPLE LOVE ME YOURE ALL JUST JEALOUS😎

•robin also loves it (they are not shipped here but frobin supremacy SO TRUE)

•has the best photographer skills bc of his height, and his body allows him to be included in their group pics HAH

•RAVE FRANKY HAS A BUILT IN SELFIE STICK >:)

•is always gonna be in the back during bc he’s so fckn tall unless luffy asks him to take him to the front😭 everyone else just circles around him to get a view lmao

•franky may have a drink or two but he’s honestly having a good time sober too

•if there are rave himbos u know franky will be in A LOT of random ppl’s pictures bc he’s so charismatic and friendly

•will tweet: “edc with the fam👍🏻 good times with good people” 😂😂😂 and all these replies are like “have fun king”

Brook:

•brook is like that old dude who hangs out with younger people to have fun but it’s ok here

•brook just smokes weed at raves

•is also festive with the look, goes with the classic hippie with headband and curly hair deal but with ✨fashion

•sometimes gets weird looks from people until they see how fun he really is

•the other stoners see him as a god at raves bc he carries the BEST weed and is also super funny

•just vibes to the music by swaying his arms around to the beat

•but if he’s feeling a bit playful 😛 he’ll try to crowd surf and pop out some dance moves

•sometimes they leave without brook bc he always ends up getting dropped off back to the hotel but the friends he made LMAO

Jinbe:

•uncle vibes 😎 but he’s a good time

•doesn’t do the rave look but thinks wearing beads with an oversized shirt counts 👍🏻

•bops his head to the music and headbangs if he’s feeling it

•is never left out by the gang so he enjoys spending time with them

•will usually help nami with taking pictures and also knows all the best angles

•if he runs into older people he ends up having his own group and they all just hangout at a food or drink spot and have convos (pls i can see him being friends with professors who like to rave, I used to have a prof who did hence where this idea popped up from)

•makes sure everyone is safe and altogether by the end of the night

•will have blankets or sweaters ready for the girls and Luffy in case it’s cold

•suggests they all eat after having nothing but drugs and alcohol in their system LOL

Chopper:

•chopper is a baby so for the sake of this I’ll make it short and he’ll be a reindeer in this au

•they carry him like a backpack and make him stay still so he can get thru the bag check LOL

•surpringly he does bc nami sweet talks the security and says it’s her emotional support plushie

•once he’s in they make a stop to take him to try the food and sweet stations

•robin and chopper duo at a rave is cuteee, she just carries him around so he doesn’t walk anywhere but once she does people surround them like crazy

•everyones like “YOOOOO A TALKING REINDEER LOOK” and he goes viral

•they try to make him dance to edm music HAHA

•chopper loves the attention and lets them take him crowd surfing

•sometimes will end up on a dj’s shoulders and he feels so popular omg

•dj: “if anyone is looking for this reindeer looking thing it’s up here on the main stage and it’s definitely a crowd pleaser!! Might just keep this little guy for myself” and then you hear luffy yell out “ OI LOOK ITS CHOPPER AND HE’S ON tyDI’s SHOULDER”

[angeloroki]

s/o who is tiktok famous with shoto;katsuki;izuku

— character ; shoto todoroki x gn!reader ; katsuki bakugo x gn!reader ; izuku midoriya x gn!reader

— request ; « Hi love can I please request class 1a big 3 with a s/o that is TikTok famous because she has contact kind a like Nicole TV »

— summary ; you’re famous on tiktok, you’re crazy and your boyfriend doesn’t understand this app. a mess 

— a/n ; thank you anon for the request! i hope you’ll like it haha <3

SHOTO TODOROKI

shoto didn't understand how tiktok worked, the trends, the dramas and everything; he was always behind on everything

but that's what makes him so charming 😚

he just knew that you had an account and that you had a lot of views and likes thanks to some contacts you had (a good friend of you who was also famous) but he didn't understand the extent of your popularity on the app

that's when mina explained to him one day HOW well known you were

he was quite blown away (and proud of his s/o) by the number of views you were getting, which was over a million for each video!

since then, he made sure to follow your content,

which was a mix of dancing, crackhead videos, and tiktoks with your boyfriend and friends

it's so CHAOTIC LMAO

your subscribers lived for your madness

and you weren't ashamed to show off your boyfriend

he was handsome, perfect, and you were in love which your subscribers did not fail to point out in the comments every time

« honey, are you doing a tiktok ? »

you giggle before putting the timer

« come dance with me! »

raising his eyes to the sky, he comes and positions himself next to you and you start to dance if you can call it a dance

you saw him laughing slightly which warmed your heart, before the 60 seconds had passed you came to kiss him and he answered immediately

you posted the tiktok that was just a mess, and it went viral (a little more than the others)

"PLS STOP y/n YOUR BOYFRIEND IS SCARED OF YOU “ " LMAO JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE YOU TRAUMATIZED HIM "

KATSUKI BAKUGO

bakugo was well aware of your tiktok account

indeed he had seen one of your videos that went viral on social networks

he was a bit jealous of your popularity because it meant that other people would have the chance to appreciate your beauty besides him

but he didn't want to tell you, you would have teased him for sure

however he didn't really understand the purpose of your videos which were a total mess

your account was the definition of crackhead energy

and that's an understatement

you never lacked energy in your videos, and your laughter always played an angelic sound in his ears

but the problem was that you took any opportunity to film a tiktok with him

because you were always amused by his temper tantrums

« OI TURN OFF THAT CAMERA BEFORE I DO IT STUPID»

you totally ignored him, then you put the countdown

at 0, bakugo comes to take you in his arms before tickling you and carrying you in his arms, the head upside down

« BAKUBITCH PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW »

« y’all hear something?» he says, a smile on his face.

you gave him a blow in the family jewels while laughing

« you're sensitive, handsome »

he pushed you into the bed, his face red

« tch we'll see who has the last laugh »

then he tickled you everywhere, you begged him quickly to stop

you posted the tiktok anyway because it was funny although your boyfriend forbade you to do so

"LMAO he matches your energy perfectly y/n" " is he okay ????? 😭 "

IZUKU MIDORIYA 

deku was often in your tiktok

and the subscribers were often perplexed

why?

do I need to justify myself?😩

because one, he was your boyfriend, and two, you were so different in the videos

he was shy and you were chaotic

but you were still having fun in your tiktoks, and that's COOL hehe

while you were there half twerking half dancing, he was there beside you, holding on awkwardly, cheeks red.

but you could see in some videos that deku was able to surprise you with the same crackhead energy

and you were always there to support by responding to that energy

and it was always those kind of videos where you were both crazy that went viral quickly

and when I say viral I mean millions of views and likes!

because yes, you were pretty well known on the app, becoming a reference as well on tiktok

sometimes you would do tiktoks in your room at night, and your friends could hear screams coming out of it

« deku babe, let’ do a tiktok »

« alright i’m ready this time, i improved my skills dance », he says serious

as the countdown reached 0, the music echoed through the room

you were trying to do the last trend which was a dance

you were able to follow well by exaggerating the movements while deku was quite stiff.

stiff

you explode with laughter when you see him on your screen

« you have to take dance lessons from mina honey »

the tiktok blow up in only a few hours obviously!

"the craziest couple we have on tiktok omggg" " DEKU KNOWS HOW TO MOVE SHEEESH"

[kyun-toast]

[ATEEZ] as University Students

a/n: I love college AUs but I'm British so I thought I'd chip in w some painfully British uni lad ateez

Hongjoong

Besties w his tutor

Got his life down on lock

One of those ppl that are always on top of their work, have acc done the reading and gets good grades but is still rlly cool and has a social life ygm

But thats only bc he lives in the library

Has a designated seat and there's an unspoken rule amongst the students that that's HIS spot, nobody sits in it

Often seen napping at said library spot

So well dressed. He’s one of those students that always catches your eye around campus or lecture halls

Bc he’s just so well dressed for a uni student running on 0 hours sleep and red bull

Probs studies smth like joint honours music and philosophy

Also Vice President of smth like filmsoc

Friends with the baristas at Starbucks bc he’s just in there for caffeine all the time

We all aspire to be like student hj, just more sleep pls

Seonghwa

Voted most eligible bachelor amongst students

Famous around campus just for being so pretty

He’s one of those ppl you see on like the first day of uni and it’s an instant crush

But you’ll never be able to do anything abt it you just have to admire from the other side of the lecture hall

Actually speaks up in seminars bc he’s done the reading sat next to hongjoong in the library

He looks like he’d play tennis for uni and varsity tickets would sell like crazy bc so many ppl have crushes on that man

He’d bring his lil meal prep packed lunches to uni lol what a little sweetheart

Been pictured in the uni prospectus at least once

Hongjoong makes him go w him to freshers fair for his society to use as bait so he stands there handing out leaflets for a soc he’s not even part of

Yunho

Doesn’t know what’s going on half the time he’s just happy to be there

This is v evident in lectures. Professor could be going on and on in a stats class and he’ll just sit there smiling

His gaming setup takes up most of his room and is also where most of his money goes

Texts u at 4am like hey u wanna get pizza

And you know he’s up at that time bc he’s been gaming all night

Still gets good grades despite the fact that all he does is game?

You ask him how he does it and he’s just like idk?

You are perplexed.

All soft in cute jumpers and hoodies but one day you’ll see him suited up at a formal and wow heart eyes

Super fun at parties too, have u seen that man dance?

You have multiple videos of him twerking

Yeosang

That mysterious boy at the back of class that doesn’t speak a lot but whenever he does its always smth smart af

Types really loud on his macbook

Looks like he doesn’t have any friends

But outside of lectures he’s always w friends that look equally as mysterious and cool

No one on your course knows anything abt him

But you see him at a house party once and he’s just stuffing his face w food having a great time

Feel like his alcohol tolerance is super low

Two shots and he’s out cold

And then you’ll see him again at some niche soc social like basket weaving or smth

Works part time at a cool clothing store like allsaints or cos

Chicken shop connoisseur, knows the best places in town

San

Actually studies rlly hard, i can tell he always gives 110% on whatever he’s set his mind to

Soft student always in oversized hoodies, spinning pens, v enthusiastic and pays attention in lectures

But when hes w wooyoung oh man

The enabler, 110% attitude towards drinking too

Pours drinks w 80% alc 20% mixer

“my mother didn’t raise a quitter”

Type to sprint home from the club bc he doesnt wanna waste money on uber

Will make animal friends otw and bring them home

You wake up and come downstairs the next morning and theres just a pigeon in your living room

On the athletics team which is why he may find it instinctive to run home when he’s drunk

San would like for there to be a greggs on campus

Mingi

ALWAYS napping in lectures, seminars, during lunch, in the library, u name it

Knows the best spots for it tho.

You didn’t know there was a secluded spot w bean bags under the stairs at the back of the library until mingi told you

Never missed 9am lectures but will nap through them instead

Gets freshers flu every year and the cough lasts for months

You hear someone cough in the room over and ur like oh, well there’s Mingi

Gives you the best advice at 4am in the library

Also best cuddles

Studies smth like aerospace engineering but regrets it bc he didn’t know what he was getting himself into

Considers dropping out every exam season but always pulls through w good grades?

Wooyoung

Bnoc thats all i have to say

Has like 4k followers on ig

Always running around campus for no reason

Woo and san together at parties u know its going to be buck fckin wild

Always got ppl swooning over him but he just wants to have fun!

No time for relationships! Only alcohol!

When he studies tho? £3 meal deal and writes 2 sentences kind of guy

Business management OR marketing student I can feel it in my bones

The type to tell u funny stories in a silent library and it takes everything in u to stop laughing

Ppl will look over at you two and youre just holding your breaths on the verge of exploding

Security will kick u out at one point

Tight w the local kebab shop bossman

Jongho

Brings everything in a backpack to uni like a year 7

Need a hole punch? Ask jongho. Painkillers? Jongho. Assortment of multi coloured pens? Jongho

Writes the best notes

They're all colour coordinated in different folders for different modules

All the office ladies dote on him bc he’s so sweet

They all offer him tea and biscuits

Youngest but is the voice of reason in the group

Wy will be like do u wanna get drunk in the library

And jongho is like bro ur deadline is tomorrow are u ok

The type to be filming all the other guys when theyre up to some questionable stuff for the memories

Feel like he’d be on committee for whatever course he’s studying

I get pharmacy vibes from this boy

Got job offers lined up for when he graduates

[jenoismydad]

hiya! I know you have exams right now and that’s totally fine but I wanted to request nct dream reaction to you throwing it back on them 🥺👉👈

A/N: none of these are really sexual...they’re just crack, hence why i’ve added jisung. (i swear i couldn’t keep a straight face while writing these) 

NCT Dream’s Reaction to You Throwing It Back On Them

*alternatively titled as nct dream’s reaction to you being a hoe*

mark

he’s just eating his cereal, minding his own business

when suddenly, you come out of nowhere with your headphones on and begin dancing around him

he’s very much confused, but nonetheless, he continues eating

until you start throwing it back

“woah”

now his eyes are glued to your ass

and his hands are sorta hovering above it

like he doesn’t know if he should touch your ass or not cause what if it messes with your flow?

he likes it...a lot

gosh you should see his face right now

he’s trying so hard to bite back his smile

you, my friend, are in for a treat after this

literally the only one who finds it arousing 

renjun

he was colouring and you were listening to music while doing your own little thing

your favourite song starts playing and you just can’t keep it in yourself to stay still

also, not @ how your fav song is a complete hoe anthem

anyways, you start dancing in your seat

renjun looks up at you and smiles 

but the beats about to drop

and renjun’s sitting a few feet away

cue to you shoving your ass in his face

a noise of surprise leaves him

“omg what are you doing?!”

*nervous laughter*

he is very much caught off guard

and also extremely shocked

boy didn’t know you had those kind of moves in you

jeno

he’s playing video games as usual and you’re doing the laundry while listening to some tunes 

you hear him groan out in frustration which probably means that he either lost or died

since your brain works in odd ways, you figured why not go and cheer him up?

so, you sneak up behind him and run your hands down his arms

he jumps in surprise but smiles soon after, holding your hands in his

somehow, you get him to turn around in his chair

and that’s when the real show starts

*blinks in confusion*

he doesn’t really know how to react

you’ve never really done this before so

i mean you’re practically giving him a lap dance

“hehe, idk what that was but never again pls.”

he just gets super shy

haechan

you both don’t really have anything to do

and you’re starting to get bored out of your mind

so haechan suggests that you have a dance party

that’s how you both began busting your best moves in the living room

the song changes and it happens to be a classic hoe anthem

naturally, you start ‘twerking’

he just stands there watching you with a small smirk 

haechan is impressed to say the least

he’s proud to be dating you

“dang! my girl’s got moves!”

starts twerking with you

honestly you both are no good at it but who cares

he’s actually very taken aback

10/10 teases you afterwards

jaemin

on a random wednesday night, jaemin suggests that you both have a date

but you can’t go out because of corona so you’ve gotta stay at home

that’s not stopping jaemin from doing the most

dude’s just tryna cook you some dinner while you’re standing around doing nothing

there’s some piano music playing in the back to give the setting a fancy vibe

and you both are drinking cranberry juice in wine glasses to further add to the ambiance

cause you’re bored and feeling playful, you start dancing around him

he just laughs at you and continues cooking

gentle reminder that you’re not at the club

you tell him to look at you for a second and begin twerking as soon as his attention is on you

raises a brow while smirking and gives you a round of applause after

“can you teach me how to do that?”

twerking classes by y/n every night at 10

chenle

he’s trying to take a nap

but the task is proving difficult thanks to your tone deaf singing coming from beside him

“y/n please shut up.”

since you’re an angel and can see how tired he is, you comply and quit singing

and instead, you start dancing

chenle groans and turns to his side, attempting to fall asleep

but you show up on his side of the bed out of nowhere and start twerking in his face

screams at the sight he sees

“OMG Y/N WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”

panics for absolutely no reason at all

holds your waist to prevent you from moving

confiscates your phone so that you can’t disturb him anymore

gosh he gets so embarrassed even though no one saw you

jisung

you’re learning tik tok dances while he’s sitting on your bed, watching you in disappointment

this isn’t what he meant when he asked to come over cause he wanted to hang out

the dance that you are learning requires you to throw it back

and damn is gets you super excited

all you have to do is wave and stick your butt out

but you are a jerk and so you ask jisung to ‘monitor’ you

poor boy doesn’t even know what’s about to happen until it happens

*cringes intensely*

“please don’t ever do that again.”

as i mentioned before, you are a jerk and so, you keep doing it despite his desperate protests for you to stop

covers his eyes

he’s scarred for life

[chxrrywxvss]

Batman X Mulan!Reader

Not really Mulan, just the concept of being a woman but hiding in a man's identity so she can fight for what she believes

(I'm not sane, I need that man)

𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕍𝕒𝕝𝕠𝕣

Bruce Wayne x Afab!Reader Part 1/? Warnings: None A/N: Part one of my Shadows of Valor series Word Count: 1.4k

PROOFREAD BY MY POOKIE

"You're just as lost as the rest of us."

The Gotham skyline loomed dark and imposing, a jagged silhouette against the evening sky. Towering skyscrapers of steel and glass loomed overhead, their sharp angles and imposing facades casting long, dark shadows over the streets below. Neon signs flickered sporadically, their vibrant colors battling the pervasive gloom, illuminating the night with an eerie glow. A thick sense of foreboding hung in the air, a palpable tension that enveloped the city like a shroud. The rain drizzled intermittently, slicking the asphalt and adding to the reflective sheen of the streets. Puddles formed in the cracks of the pavement, mirroring the flickering lights above and creating a fractured tableau of urban life. Beneath you, the city sprawled—a labyrinth of concrete and chaos, but here, atop the weathered rooftop, you found a sense of calm. The chill of the evening air brushed against your skin as you leaned against the ledge, a slight smile playing on your lips. The distant sounds of sirens and honking cars faded into the background, replaced by the rhythmic shuffle of cards in your hands.

Each card moved smoothly between your fingers, a well-practiced routine. The edges of the razor-sharp cards sliced through the air with a crisp, slicing noise; each flick of your wrist punctuated by the satisfying crack of the cards aligning and fanning out. These weren’t ordinary playing cards; each was meticulously crafted, their edges honed to a razor-sharp finish. They gleaned under the faint glow of the moonlight as you shuffle them mindlessly, eyes trained on the alley below. Crime alley. With each shuffle, you mentally prepare for the job at hand. The target was a corrupt businessman whose dealings had stained the city’s underbelly. The acrid stench of smoke fills your nostrils as you gently sucked in the smoke of your cigar, rolling the rich, caramel-like flavor around your tongue. You’d been waiting over an hour; boredom was starting to creep in.

Just as your eyes began to drift, a scuffle erupted in a nearby warehouse. You crept closer to the edge of the rooftop, peering through a broken window. Inside, a group of masked men surrounded a lone figure—the man you’ve been waiting for. They were armed, but he was calm, almost amused. The tension in the air was palpable, and you let out a small sigh. You could either wait for them to leave, which, judging by their body language, wouldn’t be anytime soon, or take them all at once. After a moment’s deliberation, you decided. Without hesitating, you leapt through the window, crashing onto the floor with a roll that brought you to your feet in an instant. The men turned, surprised, and you wasted no time. Your fists flew, connecting with the nearest thug, sending him sprawling. Bullets and cards flew; most hit their mark. Just as you took down another man, a familiar shadow fell across the room. Batman had arrived

"You're reckless," he said, his voice low and gravelly, eyes narrowing as he assessed the scene.

You had heard of him, a legend in Gotham—the Dark Knight, a man who operated by his own strict moral code. 

"Mind your own business," you shot back, ducking under a swing aimed at your head before delivering a punishing blow to the attacker. "This is my fight." Batman moved with a fluidity that belied his size, effortlessly taking down a couple of thugs while keeping a watchful eye on you. There was a strange synergy between the two of you, something that felt almost normal. Almost. Your target, seeing the tide turning, attempted to flee. You spotted him just as he reached an exit. "Hey!" you shouted, sprinting after him. You vaulted over a pile of crates, heart pounding in your chest.

Batman followed close behind, his cape billowing as he closed the distance. You could feel his presence—a mix of darkness and authority. Just as you were about to catch up to the man, he turned, pulling a gun from his coat.

"You're too late!" he sneered, lunging at you.

You sidestepped instinctively, evading him.. With a swift kick, you sent him crashing into the wall. He staggered, and before he could regain his footing, Batman was there, a blur of black and gray. In one fluid motion, he disarmed the man and pinned him against the wall. "You should have known better," Batman growled, his grip unyielding. You stepped forward, breathing heavily, adrenaline coursing through your veins. "He’s mine," you insisted, your voice steady despite the chaos. The tension in the room thickened; Batman's eyes flicked to you, assessing.

"Justice is not about revenge," he said, but there was a hint of consideration in his tone.

"Isn’t it?" you shot back. "Sometimes it’s about making sure men like him don’t get to hurt anyone else."

—---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The warehouse was quiet now, the echoes of the fight fading into the shadows. You stood with your back against a cold metal wall, breathing heavily, the adrenaline still coursing through your veins. Batman loomed before you, his figure a dark silhouette against the flickering lights.

"You could have killed him," he stated, his voice firm as steel, eyes piercing through the gloom.

"I didn't," you replied, defiance lacing your tone. "But I would have if it meant stopping him from hurting anyone else."

"That's not how this works," he countered, his eyes narrowing. "Vigilantism is already a slippery slope. If you start justifying murder, you become what you fight against."

You stepped forward, anger flaring within you. "And what? Let him walk free to kill again? You think your rules will save Gotham? This city is drowning in crime! Sometimes, the only way to stop a monster is to be a monster."

Batman’s expression hardened. "You can’t kill your way to justice. It’s a path that leads to chaos. You think you’re above that? You’re not."

You narrow your eyes at him. “You think you’re so high and mighty, huh?”you hissed, crossing your arms over your chest. “You’re not. You’re just as lost as the rest of us. I’ve seen what these people do. They don’t deserve mercy.” He took a step closer, his presence imposing, a dark shadow in the dim light. "And who decides what’s deserved? You? I’ve seen good people lost to this darkness. If you lose yourself, you’ll end up just like them."

"And what about you?" you asked, challenging him. "You walk that line too. You may not kill, but you’ll break bones and instill fear. How is that different?"

His jaw tightened, muscles coiling like a spring. "Because I don’t take lives. I contain the chaos, not feed it."

"Containment isn’t enough anymore," you argued, shaking your head. "Sometimes you need to eliminate the threat entirely. Your way doesn’t work anymore. This city needs something more… decisive."

Batman crossed his arms, studying you, his gaze unwavering. "And what about the innocence lost in that decision? You risk becoming the very thing you hunt."

"You think I don’t know that?" you retorted, your voice rising, laced with frustration. "I’m aware of the risks. But I’d rather be a monster than let one roam free. You protect the weak, but you’re not willing to do what it takes to truly safeguard them."

He sighed, frustration mixing with concern. "You’re right; I can’t save everyone. But I refuse to lose myself in the process. If you go down that path, you won’t be able to come back."

You paused, the weight of his words settling in, making your chest tighten momentarily at the unsettling truth. "Maybe I don’t want to come back. Maybe the world needs a different kind of hero."

Batman studied you intently, the tension mounting between you. "Then you’ll be alone in that fight."

You scoffed, a humorless laugh escaping your lips. “Then maybe that's the price I have to pay.” You took out a card, the edges sharp and glinting in the dim light, and threw it at your target, who lay unconscious on the floor, tied up. Batman’s attention diverted to where the card was embedded in the man’s forehead, blood spilling out. It was wedged deep.

Just as he turned back to confront you, you were gone. He let out a low rumble of frustration. Who was that guy?

Only one way to find out.