#tw npreg

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@mischiefburns

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i invented Npreg by accident sorry -YM

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the fact Npreg has a tw scares me...

Anyways, time for my worst confession/headcanon/ramble in this blog, anyways uhh... Imagine if like, unlike Worker Drones who just have to like put their code in a USB to make a child IIRC, Dissasemly Drones get actually need to get pregnant to make children, because of weird solver shinenigans and the fact they're semi-organical and stuff.

(this is easily my worst post on this damn blog, I'm not even putting my singature, I am not having this fucking thing in my history)

tw pregnancy

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I used to like Npreg as a joke but now I actually find it kinda cute, I actually need to make a fic for this, just a fluffy thing, I need my fluff.

To me it's not even that crazy anymore.

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you know with how many recent submissions have been related to n growling/snarling and such i really think the n fans just yearn for him to get nefarious. they hunger for rapscallion n. then again there was the whole nitties bit so. and. whatever the hell is going on with the npreg bit. ok actually. ok maybe the n fans just yearn for genderfluid n maybe that's the moral of the story here now that i think about it. i think they just want the best of both worlds actually. when you first get into md you are immediately asked what flavor of n do you want like a pop-up asking if you'd like to use light or dark mode. its honestly impressive how much range this guy has

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Continuation on the Npreg thing so...

Came up with a scenario, Uzi goes visit N and V in the landing pod and N pretty much goes "oh hey Uzi, by the way I'm pregNaNt and you're the mom... Wait I'm the one pregnant does that make me the mom and you the dad or..." He rambles on for a minute while Uzi is processing the fact her boyfriend is PREGNANT with HER child.

So Uzi is now panicking she's 18-19 she does not have the time to be a mother, it doesn't help that Workers don't get pregnant, much less pregNaNt so she nor her dad nor any worker at the colony have any idea of how to deal with the pregNaNcy

But V kinda does due to the fact she worked at the Manor with humans, and the fact she is also a Dissasembly Drone so she knows how they work better than Uzi.

So for the next few hours Uzi and V try to deal with the pregNaNcy, Uzi is panicking since no one told her Dissasembly Drones could get pregnant but V says that Uzi should have listened when she said use protection, Uzi thought it was a joke (it wasn't)

While Uzi is trying to find out how to deal with the pregNaNcy, V leaves and goes to Lizzy to talk about it, V goes to her girlfriend's room and goes "Hey Liz did you know N is now pregNaNt?" And the two gossip about it.

Meanwhile Uzi and N are having a super heartfelt conversation about the fact N is pregNaNt, Uzi says she'll be there for her kids and try to be a better parent than Khan...

I could go on for a lot more... Don't ask why I wrote so much for fucking Npreg...

Oh god fucking dammit I have a new idea for a fic... I already have to many prompts I need to get off my head, fuck...

- KB (yes I am the anon that sent the DDs get pregnant confession/headcanon, I no longer am scared of it)

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I haven’t thought abt Npreg that much but. in the rare times I have, it tends to be something along the lines of hurt/comfort

Anyway my brain fed me this scenario where Uzi has him in her arms and is just kinda giving him comfort and reassurance and. bc of like. The Preg Hormones or something, he relaxes so much he falls asleep on the spot

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friend got me into murder drones I drew pregnant N art and thn never drew him again

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npreg stopped being funny when it got ran into the ground. why can’t we go back to the days where we just looked on in fond horror whenever bigtittiecomitee posted a jpeg of pregnant N

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I kinda started the Npreg and now im regretting it thoroughly

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i honestly love Npreg, but 80% fluff for me

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Npreg

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@ Npreg fic anon

Pay me enough money and I'll do it /hj

I'm broke sobs

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TAG GUIDE

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