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two favorite children from each family #David

You really like torturing me, don’t you?

Mikaelson: Klaus and Elijah Mikaelson. Makes me wish I had a brother, in a weird sort of ‘I will always want to kill you’ type of way.

Salvatore: Esther and Blair. They are my angels. I will always love them.

Lockwood: Mackenzie and Lily. Would it be creepy if I admitted that I’ve imagined both of them in my bed… At the same time? For an add bonus, throw in Nivaya. Now that’s what I call a party.

Gilbert: Grayson and Jacob. Who do you think would win in a fight? I’m kidding of course… Or am I?

Guerrea: Carmen and Natalia will always have an open invitation to my bed, or desk, or kitchen counter. You get my point.

Saltzman: Alaric and Isobel. Is it just me, or anyone else shocked that daddy Saltzman hasn’t killed Damon yet?

Donovan: Matt and Matt. He’s a survivor. Enough said. He might be my hero.

Additional people I enjoy seeing around town? Mia and Vincent. Could you imagine what they might do together?

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your thoughts on the newbies of the town. #David

Rose Salvatore: Is it just me, or is it impossible for Salvatore women to be ugly?

Vanessa Guerrera: That is one mayor I would like to get to know better. If you know what I mean.

Henrik: There’s going to be drama surrounding that kid. I can’t wait.

Quinn: She’s cute, if you’re into that type of thing. I bet she’s feisty between the sheets. 

Jett: How long do you think it will take before he starts screwing half of Mystic Falls?

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@David: Who would you like to hear more from?

Trevor Mikaelson seems to be lurking behind the scenes more than a Mikaelson should. Maybe he takes after his father?

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Looks like my coworkers had quite a bit of fun while I was off enjoying my day off. Did you miss me? Want to hear my thoughts on things? Then you’re in luck, it’s honesty hour! (Make sure to place my name in the ask if you want me to answer.)

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Good Evening Mystic Falls, David speaking. How about we play a little game? Give me a song and I’ll match it to one of our lovely residents.

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angel hooks up with anything that moves

And…?

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rick and liz or ben and liz?she doesnt deserve rick!!

You are preaching to the choir! Liz for sure needs to make up her damn mind and realize that she’s totally in love with Saltzman. Rick needs someone new and fresh in his life. Or better yet, enjoy the single life.

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Katherine needs to learn who her man is aka it's not Stefan!!!!

I’m feeling a lot of Katherine hate. Did I miss something while I was away? Maybe you should be yelling at her rather than me? Or, maybe even bring that noble husband of hers to the fight.

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worst three mothers? fathers?

Worst Mothers:

1. Liz Salvatore

2. Katherine Pierce

3. Vanessa Guerrera

Worst Fathers:

1. Rick Salvatore

2. Damon Salvatore (Notice a trend?)

3. Mikael (I would hate for him to be my dad.)

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best 3 males and best 3 females in your opinion besides parents?

Best Males:

1. Trevor Mikaelson

2. Adam Salvatore

3. Aiden Salvatore

Best Females:

1. Esther Salvatore

2. Quinn Fell-Pratt

3. Allison Lockwood

Personally, I based this off personalities rather than appearance. Aren’t you proud?

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top five girls you'd bang? same with guys if you swung that way?

Five? Someone is a little greedy for knowledge.

1. Blair & Esther & Melanie (They are tied because they are stunning creatures)

4. Alice Mikaelson (Who doesn’t love a bad girl?)

5. Caroline Forbes (I bet that would be a fun time.)

Men? Ew.

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hottest milf????

Blair Salvatore. Words cannot explain how badly I want her in my bed.

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best 3 fathers and best 3 mothers?

This is a joke, right? 

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Silas is an ASSHOLE but an asshole i'd like to fuck

Wish I could say the same, but I don’t swing that way. I’m sure my coworkers would agree with this statement though.

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Who's most likely to end up in someones bed in your eyes?

I’m still waiting on those beautiful Salvatore girls crawl into my bed, but looks like that’s not going to happen.

It’ll be a matter of time before Natalia and Nathan do the deed, also I would keep an eye on little Jenny Salvatore and that Lockwood fellow.

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COUPLES YOU WOULD WANT TO SEE?????

I would prefer to pair the girls with me, but since you asked..

-Adam and anyone.. The boy had a good heart and needs some loving

-Athena and Nivaya: Who doesn’t love some girl on girl action?

-Carmen and Randle : I see them actually working.

-Isobel and George: I feel like there’s chemistry there.