#tv: the Witcher

[ivashkovadrian]

Had a taste of euphoria Who could blame me for wanting more? —Stay Awake?, Bastille

[green-ajah]

[spiteslucanis]

Yeah, the words are spilling out, what the heck is this about? Oh, mio padre, there's a ghost in my body

Teya & Salena – Who the Hell Is Edgar?

[charliesheartstopper]

yennefer and geralt = season 3 teaser

[jesterlesbian]

I NEVER LOSE

[awildnoechu]

no one has made gifs of vespula climbing on top of jaskier and them kissing do I have to do everything myself

[malkaleh]

Things I nearly DM’d @jackironsides and @ruffboijuliaburnsides about but I’m sharing this with tumblr - listen in a Buffy AU I kind of want Geralt to be the Slayer.

[padfootprongslet]

nope, no, sorry. that camera pan, that symbology, that fucking last line of singing the song of the seven. jaskier is a descendant. film makers rules.

[builtmythrone]

uau this witcher season was a mess. but a hot mess. like, what’s going on? the pacing is all over the place? things just don’t make sense? but at least we got some pretty moments and there was romance

[metaldeads]

Ik it's a random anon message but THEY DIDNT HAVE GERALT GROVELLING ENOUGH in the second season. Mans fully blamed Jaskier for stuff that wasn't in his control and he spat 20 years back into Jaskiers face. Jaskier and Yen deserve to have Geralt down on his knees kissing their feet with apologies.

UMMM absolutely fine with me to receive random anons/asks. genuinely.

COMPLETELY AGREE.

the issue is that jaskier is so bloody forgiving. he doesn’t want to hate geralt. that’s the guy who gave him decades of … well, friendship. (coz fuck u, G. sharing a campsite and beds and travelling together for years and caring for each other and washing each other and braiding hair and defending each other etc— THIS DOES A FRIENDSHIP MAKE, no matter how stubbornly you refuse it!!!)

jaskier is loyal to his own detriment. he loves and cares and i think he’d grieved what they had (and what he lost and perceives potentially never rly had to lose in the first place) but then i think he got gut-wrenchingly angry and by the time it all circled back around he was just tired. tired and happy to see geralt.

anyway imo i think geralt should have been on his knees like yes jaskier whatever u say jaskier . and then my god . the whole yennefer mess . sorry to say it but yennefer/geralt (in the show) is … not for me. i think yennefer needs a wife guy if she picks a male partner, and jaskier fits that role perfectly.

but regardless: geralt’s inability to open his mouth and speak his heart’s truth, to hide his feelings and pretend hes like . medieval enhanced batman . like GOD

tl;dr: you’re so right. grovelling geralt next szn or i’ll have someone’s head.

[magess]

@wannastayugly you can maybe skip recreating this look 😜

they said we'll give him eyeliner but also the worst hairstyle known to man <3

[ivashkovadrian]

"You can kiss me now. In front of everyone."

[green-ajah]

(inspo.)

[anthygone]

just saw the witcher s3 trailer. They Massacred My Boy

[jesterlesbian]

netflix getting doug cockle (game geralt) to voice geralt for the new witcher animated movie is soooooo funny to me i am laughing and chortling

[awildnoechu]

one of my biggest pet peeves in s2 was that in the books Kaer Morhen was supposed to be the last happy moment Ciri got before everything goes to absolute shit and instead of that she only got more trauma and pain out of it in the show

but then came s3 and let her have those happy moments and MORE with Yen and Geralt and even Jaskier. they let her be a teenager for a while, despite the constant danger

knowing what's ahead, it makes me really happy she got to have that