#tv: kekeke

[lovetune]

ケの日のケケケ / KE NO HI NO KEKEKE (2024) dir. Horikirizono Kentaro

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Run BTS! 2022 Special Episode - 'RUN BTS TV' On-air Part 2

https://youtu.be/ecsWfDLtoc8

[seoulzie]

a cat-astrophic interview

WHEREIN: beomgyu casually mentions he has a little one at home ..

彡 pairing: idol!beomgyu x gn!reader 彡 genre: lil crack & fluff! 彡 warnings: none!

SEUL SPEAKS! ✎ first fic! feedback nd reblogs are greatly appreciated! >< the cats name is miso kekeke

the fluorescent lights of the studio buzzed overhead, casting an artificial glow on beomgyu's face. he was on a talk show, the usual whirlwind of energy slightly dampened by the fatigue of a long day. the host, a bubbly woman with a contagious laugh, was wrapping up the interview.

"so, beomgyu-ssi," she chirped, leaning forward conspiratorially. "txt is known for being a group of close friends, practically family. but do you have a special someone waiting for you back home? maybe someone you take care of?"

the question caught beomgyu off guard. he hadn't prepared for anything beyond the usual questions about music and upcoming promotions. his mind flashed to the image of you sprawled on the couch that morning, hair a mess and eyes glued to a cartoon. a smile tugged at his lips.

"actually," he began, the playful glint returning to his eyes, "we do have a little one at home keeping things interesting."

the host gasped, a flurry of whispers rippling through the studio. staff wondering what the hell was going on. the host's eyes widened. "a little one? beomgyu, are you...?"

"being a dad?" beomgyu finished her sentence with a laugh, enjoying the delightful chaos he was unknowingly unleashing. "not quite! but it definitely feels like it sometimes."

he then proceeded to launch into an elaborate, albeit slightly exaggerated, tale about the trials and tribulations of co-parenting your "little one." he described epic battles over spilled milk (courtesy of miso’s playful swats at his morning cereal), late-night diaper changes (which, of course, involved wrestling a wriggling cat into a new catnip-filled toy), and the constant struggle to maintain a balance of order in your "messy" household.

with each embellished detail, the host, clearly flustered but trying to maintain her composure, peppered him with questions. beomgyu, ever the performer, reveled in the attention, completely oblivious to the potential social media firestorm he was igniting.

▹ time skip

beomgyu bounced into the living room, post-interview glow radiating from him. you were sprawled on the couch, a half-eaten bowl of popcorn precariously balanced on your lap, engrossed in a reality show marathon.

"did you see the interview?" beomgyu chirped, collapsing dramatically onto the other end of the couch.

"nope," you mumbled, eyes glued to the screen. "busy catching up on the drama between brenda and tatiana."

he chuckled, that adorable crinkling of his eyes you loved so much. "well, you're in for a surprise then."

finally tearing your gaze away from the tv, you raised an eyebrow. "hit me."

"they asked about life at home," beomgyu began, a mischievous glint in his eyes. "and i, being the honest guy i am, mentioned how much fun it is taking care of our little one."

your heart skipped a beat. "little one?" you echoed, a cold dread settling in your stomach.

"yeah!" beomgyu exclaimed, oblivious to your growing panic. "taking care of miso is, like, the best part of my day. she;s such a messy eater, though. catnip everywhere!"

relief flooded your system, momentarily drowning out the rising tide of amusement. "beomgyu," you said, trying to keep a straight face, "our cat is not our child."

beomgyu's smile faltered slightly. "cat?"

you burst out laughing, the tension dissolving. beomgyu, ever the endearingly dramatic soul, looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole.

"don't worry," you reassured him, wiping a tear from your eye. "just imagine the headlines tomorrow: 'txt's beomgyu secretly has a love child!' the internet will melt down."

beomgyu groaned, burying his face in a cushion. "this is why i shouldn't do interviews without my members."

the next few hours were a whirlwind of laughter, exasperation, and panicked scrolling through social media. the internet, as you predicted, had gone into meltdown mode. fan theories ranged from a secret marriage to a hidden child Beomgyu had somehow kept under wraps.

when things settled down, a new hashtag, "#BeomgyuIsADad," was trending worldwide. you and beomgyu, snuggled on the couch with a very confused-looking miso curled up between you, couldn't help but laugh.

as beomgyu sleepily mumbled apologies into your hair, you knew this was just another story to add to your collection of endearingly chaotic beomgyu memories.

© 2024 seoulzie

[meower44]

Scary Movie | Randal x Sebastian

Randal gets scared while watching a horror movie with Sebastian :3

(cross-posted on AO3 & Wattpad @meower44)

During the late evening hours in the Ivory household, Randal would never fail to think of odd activities for him and his lovely pet, Sebastian, to do to cure his boredom.

Which is why Sebastian was left very surprised when Randal proposed the idea of watching a scary movie together.

"Sebastiannn!", Randal cooed, clueing to the boy that the young Ivory had yet another exhilarating game for him to suffer through.

Randal burst through the bedroom door with a TV remote, his mouth formed in an odd shape resembling the number three.

He aggressively latched his grubby hand on to Sebastian's clammy one. Before Sebastian could wipe the beads of sweat forming on his forehead Randal had already dragged him to the living room couch.

"Now sit down like a good pet while I make us a yummy snack!" ,Randal beamed, stopping for a moment to slowly turn his head to Sebastian. "And don't move!", the boy added on, a sinister grin spreading across on face.

Per the cryptids orders Sebastian awkwardly sat down next to a seemingly spaced out Nyon. They both stared at the blank TV while listening to each other's breathing, one more nervous than the other.

Interrupting Sebastian's morbid thoughts was an annoying, "Kekeke..", coming from the kitchen, followed by a loud redhead stomping his way across the living room.

"You! Move! It's mine and Chicken Leg's movie night!", Randal yelled as he kicked Nyon's shin. His hands occupied with a huge bowl of...popcorn?

Nyon calmly stood up and walked into a random hallways abyss in silence, probably going to loaf on a tall shelf of some sort.

Everything about this movie idea seemed to upset Sebastian, which is fair considering how many times Randal has tricked him into playing a "normal" game, only for it to turn out to be horrifying and gory.

Sebastian sat with his brows furrowed, profusely sweating. This Randal took notice of. "...Hey, Sebby.", Randal said with a smug grin on his greasy face.

Sebastian rolled his eyes at the 100th corny nickname and looked up at the excited boy. Randal flopped onto the couch, some popcorn scattering around them in the process.

He was so close to Sebastian that he could feel his warm, slightly rank breath on his freckles. Randal set the popcorn onto the coffee table and placed a finger between Sebastian's brows.

Randal leaned in closer to the now even more suspicious boy and squinted his eyes. "What do you call an angry carrot?", he asked, a huge smile forming across his face.

Sebastian groaned. "What do you call an angry carrot, Randal?", he replied with one diamond shaped eyelid slightly twitching.

The sneaky redhead moved his finger from the middle of Sebastian's eyebrows, to the tip of his nose, giving him a strong boop while replying, "A steamed veggie!!"

Randal let out a stream of cackles and chokes in reaction to the punchline of his own joke. "HAHA! Ack..cough! Ha! Get it?! Kekeke! Your hair is orange-HA! And you're mad!! Huhu..."

Sebastian sat there silently. Mumbling a small, "Oh my god..", under his breath, more dumbstruck than anything. A small blush dusted across his face.

During Sebastian's trance of embarrassment, Randal had composed himself, turned on the TV, and wrapped one of Luther's homemade knitted blankets around the two.

Randal turned it to a random horror movie channel while snaking his arm around Sebastian's shoulder, forcefully pulling him closer.

Sebastian was now even more confused. Randal didn't usually share this much skinship with him. Something was off, something that wasn't the usual insane Ivory household kind of off.

The curly-haired redhead glanced over at the shorter boy and noticed a slight sweat breaking out across his face. Maybe even a hint of red...is he trying to play it suave right now?

Sebastian shrugged it off and directed his attention toward the small screen in front of them. A large title appeared with the words, "The Babadook", displayed on the screen.

Sebastian could feel Randal flinch.

.

.

.

As the movie progressed, so did the grip on Sebastian's shoulder. Randal Ivory wasn't one to be afraid. The only thing that ever got even close to scaring him was his older brother.

Although the humanoid creature didn't appear on screen very often, something about its long fingers and humongous stature gave off the impression of Luther when he was livid, which frightened the cryptid quite a bit.

Surprisingly, Sebastian was unbothered, the exact opposite of his usual demeanor. In fact, he was so relaxed that he noticed the psychopathic boy next to him shaking.

Sebastian never really felt bad for Randal, whether he lost his Game Boy privileges for the week, or Luther made him sit in the "bad boy closet", it was no matter to Tomato Smith.

But something about the way he looked, clinging to the curly-headed ginger, shaking in fear, Sebastian found it a little cute.

Taking pity on the boy, Sebastian leaned his body on Randal's tenderly. The young Ivory's attention went from the movie, to the feeling of his pets warmth on his own cold skin.

"Keke..you scared already, Sebastian?, Randal teased, attempting to hide his own fear. Sebastian looked down, trying to suppress a small smirk. "Yeah, I'm real spooked...", he replied sarcastically.

Randal, not noticing the sarcasm, grinned confidently, bathing in yet another ego boost. "Do not fear, pet, I will protect you from the Babadookie!", Randal gleamed.

Sebastian looked away, giggling at the word choice. "Wow, thank you so much, Dark Prince, I'm forever in your debt.", he played along, earning a proud huff from Randal.

Maybe this freak wasn't so bad.

[abcthv9597]

240728 - Namjoon on Weverse:

Translation from btsinthemoment on Twitter:

todays tmi 😎

i was watching BTS MMA gayo daejeon etc with my mum and dad and next to me, they were like kekeke

that ones jin, and that ones suga

and suddenly started a guessing names challenge keke

my dad got everyone right but then gave up saying he couldn't differentiate V and jungkook heh

but he still memorised all their faces and almost got them all right kekeke

i was having fun watching many of the legendary stages and my mum said after usually watching run bts, seeing them do their main job, they really look good, and in the moment my shoulders started rising (feeling pride) keke

bangtan's performance totally got a hold of my parents.. as expected, when you think of performance, it's our bangtan 👍

<we> were in front of the TV for almost 30 minutes like that le heh i'm proud

+) i went to the maengbang beach yesterday.. and well, they said all the tannie's structures have been removedㅜㅠ with disappointment, im posting the photos of the YNWA bus stop i went to last winter..

tmi finished

🐨 this bus stop is all memories too

[iu-jjang]

[FANCAFE] 230302 IU replies uaenas on fancafe

IU: Ah and if anyone bullies you, tell me! ⚔️😡⚔️

IU: Ah.. ok ok not everyone is able to reply yet..

I totally understand~~! 0_<

So I’m about to meet my dayookies 😌

(t/n: most uaenas just got demoted back to full members as 5th gen had ended. Also, ‘dayookie’ or succulent plant / cactus won the YouTube poll for 6th gen.)

🌵: Unnie, give a word of encouragement for university students starting classes too..

Give me strength too, for I’ve been a uaena since the time back when you endorsed for MyChewㅜㅜ Then I’ll buy a box of MyChew and go to school!!

IU: So there are people starting classes too…!!

🌵: Unnie, don’t forget about the university students tooㅠㅠ

IU: Fighting for your first day of classes!!! 🥹🥹 You’ve been a baby uaena until now!!

🌵: Unnie, is there a more matured snack for university students to offer others, rather than MyChew sweet?

IU: jjondeugi..? (Traditional Korean chewy snack)

🌵: Jieun-nim, my son is starting childcare tomorrow!! As a parent, I’m feeling a little nervous, so thanks for your message heh I’ll hang in there ❤️

IU: Goshㅜㅜㅜ That’s cute. Baby fighting!! Mummy uaena fighting as well!!

🌵: Unnie-ya, is it decided that dayookie will be the nickname for 6th gen uaenas then?? (Does that mean there’s no hope for yukbuley at all then..?)ㅠㅠkekekeke

IU: Yukal (t/n: Meaning ‘six legged’. Watch IU TV for inside joke reference).. I mean, yukbuley is packing its bags🥹

🌵: Unnie, I’m starting classes… I don’t feel like going to school.. I don’t like lessons.. I don’t like to go for orientation.. I don’t like my professor…

IU: I hope you patch things up with your professor by offering him/her a MyChew sweet keke

🌵: I don’t feel like going to school tomorrowㅠㅠ But I have to right? I’m the teacher after all…

IU: kekekekekekepeuhehehehehe

I’ve never been a teacher, so I didn’t know.. Even the teacher doesn’t want to go back to school.. Teacher uaena fighting too ㅜㅜ

🌵: Unnie, it’s my first day as a nurse today and I’m really really worried about whether I’ll be able to do a good job and I don’t like(?) that now I’ve started work, I don’t get school holidays and I’m having trouble sleeping, but right at that moment, unnie came here and made me cryㅠㅠ I’m not going back to school or starting school or a baby uaena,,, but I’ll try my best with your words of encouragement🥹 Thank you so much!!! I love you 💛

IU: Fighting!! Baby member of society!! Thinking of this message, I’ve got to be kind to nurses all the time.

🌵: Unnie, when are you going to bed?

IU: I’ve got to go to bed now. I only came to five words of encouragement, but it was fun reading the comments 😚

🌵: I’m a university student… but I shall go with the MyChew strategy…. Brothers and sisters let’s go~

IU: Based on my experience, MyChew works for those in their 30s too..

🌵: Unnie, I’m on the verge of tears. I missed you so much. I needed this today 🥺 But what if I can’t make friends at school?😭

IU: Don’t be impatient.. How about finding out if there are others who like IU too..?

🌵: Is it decided that we are going with dayookie then? I can’t give up on yukaleyㅠㅠ

IU: We’ve got to decide the winner fair and square…! 🥹🥲 kekeke dayookie is so cute too 😌

🌵: Unnie anyway you never reply to my messages……🥹 I’m going to bed first! Have a good rest as well, unnie!!!!! I wrote yesterday that I hope unnie has a good sleep too. I hope you sleep well today and tomorrow and the day after too!!!! Don’t fall sick!!!!! Stay healthy!!!!! Got it~~? Don’t just take care of uaenas, you must must must take care of yourself too. I love you, unnie. Love love love love love love love love love you 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

IU: Goodbye goodbye good night 💗

IU: I think keke I’ve held back the people keke who actually need to sleep early 😂

That was fun. All of you have got to do a good job tomorrow.

You can’t wake up late, so hurry and go to bed 💗

I hope your day turns out to be better than you were worried about

Goodbye 🙂

Translated by IUteamstarcandy with love

[sasanka-27]

Finally about to start season 4 of smallville, it was worth the pain of constant saving of lana in the end she got jason whole season kekeke. Not excited for her storyline this season but it will amazing to rewatch Jackles pre-spn era hehehe

Because when i was watching last time this show it brought me to spn thanks to this lil guy i was sad they k him off and that he was up for just one season so i did research where can i see him next or something and breaker breaker i fell for spn (i think it was like 2007? Because we used to watch smallville as it aired later on czech tv) then we had later rewatch with sister but ended around s6 i think 7 was about to start then i was into tvd and arrow (i kinda regret tvd but stefan and klaus were my boys so i stayed for them uff) so spn kinda were on break with me i was trying to keep up later but didnt do proper whole rewatch until this year and oh boy i fell harder (bonus im confident to draw now i wasnt back then) breaker breaker i think once i finish smallville season 4 I might start spn again because it was so much fun after long day just watch three eps before sleep so yea lets start the jason teague era!

If he evil why sho cute?✨

(Also Lionel’s hair? Rip you were everything i will miss you)

Honorable mention 3x22 including the actress that played jess in spn hehe

[kaetchup]

rei sakuma idol story 2

rei’s second idol story, and my second real post on tumblr! as usual, already localized on engstars. i’ve made some minor tweaks/redone translation from the localization for readability.

♪ obligatory disclaimer! none of this is mine, i’m just sharing it for my love of our idol boys. all content belongs to happy elements ♪

koga: Hey, we're here.

adonis: Excuse me.

kaoru: Hello, Koga and Adonis. Are you done with school?

koga: Yeah. Thanks for arrangin' your time for us.

ES related work counts as school at Yumenosaki, but I still don't think always skipping classes is good.

adonis: I have time for Modern Literature today because you changed your timetable for us. Japanese is still difficult for me, so I am glad that I have the time for school.

kaoru: Ahaha. If anything, I think you're quite fluent in Japanese.

koga: That aside, I don't see Sakuma. Where's he? He's not sleeping, is he...?

rei: Kekeke, I'm right here, Koga... ♪

koga: Gyah?! W-why the hell are you under the desk?!

rei: This is the demon of the dark... characterized by his elusiveness ♪

kaoru: Rei was picking up some documents he dropped under his desk. He's always in a daze during the day.

adonis: Hm. You are busy as usual, Sakuma...

rei: Exactly. All complications Rhyth Lin developed over the years have taken our relocation into ES as their chance to emerge...

And thence I bear considerable workload... I would have thrown myself into your arms for a cry if I wasn't your senior, Adonis.

adonis: Really... Thanks for everything, Sakuma.

I am willing to lend you my chest any time. Let me know if you need me.

koga: Don't you take him seriously, Adonis.

I suppose people drown him with unimportant things because he's so famous. I can sympathize with him for that.

Why do you want UNDEAD together anyway?

I thought we agreed to do our own jobs for some time.

Not that I'm not willing to help if you need me... Tell us sooner if you're really that overwhelmed with work, you know?

rei: Kekeke. I appreciate your kindness, but that's not the reason I summoned you all here. Right, Kaoru?

kaoru: Yeah. As you said, Koga, our basic plan now is to work in two separate groups: Rei and I, you and Adonis.

That said, UNDEAD is still UNDEAD. There's nothing strange about the four of us gathering together ♪

koga: You think that answered my question? Tell me why you called us here!

rei: I see that you're as impatient as always, Koga... Now then, let's get to business.

We UNDEAD members have been accumulating strength in our respective fields ever since the origination of the ES Project...

I deem it, however, time to call a strategy meeting.

adonis: Strategy meeting...? What for?

kaoru: In short, let's discuss the direction we're about to go.

I think Rei and I have talked about how we're going to work hard as idols and members of society.

But we haven't really talked about what kind of idols we want to be.

adonis: I see. Even though we work together sometimes, we haven't really talked about that.

rei: Indeed. Individual effort as well as overall strategy matters in terms of increasing visibility in the vastness of the idol industry.

For example, we can turn platforms other than Lives to our advantage for publicity... which is a strategy in itself.

I'm discussing this as the leader of UNDEAD with Producer about the possibilities of the direction we can go.

... With all these said, I wish to hear your opinions first.

Can you tell me what kind of work you would like as idols?

kaoru: Oh, I'd like to appear in TV dramas, by the way ♪ You know how we were doing Lives most of the time at Yumenosaki.

So I want to build experience in acting as well ♪

koga: Hmph. Forgotten your main job already, Hakaze?

Aren't we UNDEAD known for radical Lives? I'd prefer some mind-blowing Lives compared to somethin' as bland as a TV series.

It's no good if we change direction now. Won't we disappoint our fans if we give up our style halfway?

You think so too, right, Adonis?

adonis: Me...? I'm new to the idol industry, so I think I shouldn't be picky, and that I should try all kinds of jobs...

But what I want to do the most right now would be children's shows.

koga: C-children's shows...?

adonis: Yes. It is my wish to protect the weak. I want to do exercises or play games with children so that they can build up strength and become stronger.

koga: So that's what you mean... You never budge, do you?

rei: Kekeke. How about you set foot in things other than Lives, such as variety shows featuring animals, Koga?

The extent to which you spoil Leon tells me that you wouldn't mind interaction with some other animals... ♪

koga: Huh?! Who do you think I am? Koga Oogami, the lone wolf!

I don't hate animals, but I won't appear close to them on TV!

kaoru: Hahaha, I'd like people to see the friendly side of UNDEAD, though... ♪

What do you think, Rei?

Don't just ask others what they'd want to do. You haven't even told me what kind of work you'd like to do as our leader, right?

Personally, I'd like to see you being yourself as a vampire in a suspense drama.

A drama co-starring us Two Attractions! Just kidding... ♪

adonis: Hm, that certainly suits you, Sakuma...

koga: But what do you think, Sakuma? You know, I won't stop you if that's what you want...

rei: I'm glad you asked. "What I want to do", eh-

Kekeke. How curious that I, in fact, have no idea.

My answer to this question is as immaculately bare as a piece of blank paper ♪

koga: Hey, how come you asked this question when you don't even have an answer yourself?

Don't tell me all your hard work has finally made you dumb.

rei: Be gentle with your reproaches, Koga. I have my own headaches.

This is my first time being an ordinary member of society. The whole picture of the idol industry hence remains muddled to me.

I wish for no more than for the happiness of my fellow members of UNDEAD... No more than that, yet...

If my wishes (1) were to involve those around me in trouble, people, including Ritsu, would be irate at me again.

kaoru: I see. Leave everything to us when you're still not sure about things, then.

And, of course, Producer will help us too, right?

adonis: That's right. I will continue to do what I want for now.

koga: Geez, alright. Now that you want to leave things to us, I gotta keep you company 'cause I owe you for all these years.

rei: Kekeke. You are all reliable beyond words... ♪

We have too much of life left before us to feel contented with ourselves. I delightfully await...

... what future may await us ♪

translator's note:

(1) this was put as "ego", which i believe they meant to use "ego" in the freudian context? like as in the compromise between id, the primal desires, and the superego, the moral desires? it was kind of strange, so i just pushed it down to "wishes" for things to make a little more sense. i read this as rei holding back on what he wanted because he didn't want to encroach on people who might be having their own problems. felt like a very rei way to say "well, i want you all to be happy before i try to be happy! so you do what you want first!"

[armynoonas]

Joon on Weverse

💜 - todays tmi 😎 i was watching BTS MMA gayo daejeon etc with my mum and dad and next to me, they were like kekeke that ones jin, and that ones suga and suddenly started a guessing names challenge keke my dad got everyone right but then gave up saying he couldn't differentiate V and jungkook heh but he still memorised all their faces and almost got them all right kekeke i was having fun watching many of the legendary stages and my mum said after usually watching run bts, seeing them do their main job, they really look good, and in the moment my shoulders started rising (feeling pride) keke bangtan's performance totally got a hold of my parents.. as expected, when you think of performance, it's our bangtan 👍 <we> were in front of the TV for almost 30 minutes like that le heh i'm proud +) i went to the maengbang beach yesterday.. and well, they said all the tannie's structures have been removedㅜㅠ with disappointment, im posting the photos of the YNWA bus stop i went to last winter.. ++ i don't think the bus stop is removed ! i think the maengbang beach installations of their album jacket shooting props for butter was removed though (beach chairs etc) tmi finished

🐨 this bus stop is all memories too

💜 🎀💗😭😭امييريي (my prince)

🐨 my expression kekekekeke

💜 namjoon-ah please tell us some funny stories from the military also, nothing much is going on and you're doing well right ? i trust you, i purple you 💜

🐨 ah there's so much.. let's talk about it all next year

💜 namjoon oppa are you doing well?

🐨 it's a period where i'm living because im living

🐨 kya (an exclamation, similar to 'wow)

💜 oppa, you've gotten a lot bigger these days

🐨 that's right, i've become 75kgs.. 🐨 i'm going to work hard to lose it next year

💜 oppa, come back quickly~~~~

🐨 please turn the hands of the clock 🐨 kekekeke

💜 namjoon-ah, what's the first thing you want to do most after you get discharged ?

🐨 i'm going to let out big scream 🐨 EUAAAGAAASAANAK

💜 the military is really tough right ㅜㅜ is it okay? ㅜ

🐨 kekekeke it is all a place where people live 🐨 im doing well

🐨 i miss you everyone ~~~

[240728]

[okwonyo]

no bc i was curious and decided to watch the mv on tv with my sis…bad idea I FEEL SO BAD FOR THE ACTRESS WHO GOT VIOLATED?! jojo thought she did something new but she just…created trauma. that one water scene was so FUNNY (i think the moto moto likes you)

omg jiah lawyer era?? defend wony in her court case gogogo!

i didn’t watch the mv .. didn’t see it anywhere as well TT but woah, feels like a true trauma hhh T0T n yesyes, my dream job kekeke will defend her with my life >3<

[blissooya]

[WEVERSE] 231216 슝이🌹 update

Hi Blink! How is everyone doing?? It's really, really, really cold these days 🥶 You didn't catch a cold, right? I'm doing well by preparing for this and that and excercising from time to time! 😊 After seeing BLINKs every day and the tour is over it's weird. As it's become cold winter, I came here to play with BLINK because I remembered the Christmas market that I met every day during the tour! I'm here to shake off(?) the few photos I have!! I think I should take a lot of selfies from now on.. Anyway! I hope you all don't catch a cold and have a warm winter! I love you ♥️ P.S Cheers to your eyes... 🍻✨️

cr. xx_turtle_

👤 : Unnie did you see Rosé season greetings!?

🐰 : I was trying to take one but she didn't give it because she wanted give after signing it.. I'll receive it before next year right? haha

👤 : Jisooya!!! Was today not cold???? Be careful of getting a cold...🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

🐰 : It was suddenly snowing today..! It's so colddd 🥶

👤 : Unnie how much can you drink kekekeke

🐰 : kekekeke oh I found out I can drink beer well so beer is best(?)

👤 : Unnie did you set up a Christmas tree?

🐰 : No.. Ah last time I posted a tree on my story and Lisa also asked if I bought a tree kekeke That's from Korean Air..

👤 : Unnie didn't you say you were bad with alcohol? keke

🐰 : I don't know my alcohol tolerance so I'm finding out as I go.. But beer is just right for me.. I can drink a bit with beer!!!! 🍺😎

👤 : There's only 2 weeks left this year!!!! Jisoo unnie do you have a bucket list for 2024?!!

🐰 : I don't have any.. Just be healthy!! Health is best👍🏻

👤 : Chu I got into college!!!!! It's Chu's strength

🐰 : No it's because Blinks did great!! I'm not going to take credit from you. I'm just a helper(?)

👤 : Noona do you remember? We went to rob a museum together and unnie pretended to be a statue so only I got caught⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

🐰 : I just imagined it but aren't statues white clay(?) like so I would be too noticeable and probably get caught too

👤 : Jisoo how did you end up dancing the Shinchan dance in front of Chaengie...? kekekeke

🐰 : kekeke after copying something kekeke I was so passionate. I was like "Hey turn on the flashlight and shine it on me!!!" and I danced while getting the spotlight..

👤 : When will Jisoo change her profile picture for wvs next? 😉😊

🐰 : It's not that I haven't thought about it. I want to change it for Weibo, Weverse and Insta but I have no pictures hahahehe

👤 : Do you still play Animal Crossing? I want to visit Jisoo's island

🐰 : I connected it to my TV and the animals were happy to see me haha

👤 : Unnie! Why did you drink? How was the alcohol taste? Unnie what's a tmi lately?

🐰 : I was happy after I was done with work in Paris! Drinking it with hotpot was delicious!! Lately I've been sleeping in!

👤 : Your bangs look so good on you😭😭😭😭😭😭🩷 But is it bothersome if you have bangs? kekekeke

🐰 : I usually don't have my bangs down, so I couldn't even recognize them! kekeke Um.. I do think it's annoying

👤 : Jisoo it's snowing and getting cold so it's time to ride snowboard🏂🏂🏂

🐰 : I really want to rideㅠ!! But I'm scarsd but I want to ride but I'm scare ㅜ

👤 : Jisoo, when are you going to play Kartrider with us? kekekeke I've been practicing a lot so far...!!

🐰 : Ah, do you want to try?!? It's downloaded now, but I didn't practice much ㅜ

👤 : Pants VS a one piece. What will you decide? keke

🐰 : Pants!

👤 : I bought all BLACKPINK kart set!!

🐰 : ㅜㅜ I only bought Jisoo ha Only me just me, Jisoo and Jisoo emoticon and BLACKPINK kart kekekekekekeke

👤 : Are you gonna play Kartrider today?

🐰 : I was going to but I dont know can we play together, it's difficult !

👤 : Make the room

🐰 : It's difficult..

🐰 : Let's go into Kart for a bit kekekeke. Ah... I want Pink Venom Jisoo. I really can't play but I don't know how to make a room kekekekeke

👤 : Unnie do you play Nintendo games ? 🎮

🐰 : Yes! keke I played a Mario game not too long ago hahahehe

🐰 : 지수짱z I'll make the game so if you want to join, join!! How do you do it! No one is joining!!

👤: Ah you have to tell us the custom key on the top left!!!! ㅠㅠ

🐰 : ah ha 178136

🐰 It's so hard. TurtleRabbitKimJisoo achievement award, I acknowledge. The last round I honestly got 1st because I rode the bus

Haha kekeke I'll leave today!! Let’s play kart again next time🤣 haha Please let me take that bus again next time 🤣🤣 Everyone, Blinks, sleep well and dress warmly because it’s cold!! I love you♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[lovetune]

ケの日のケケケ / KE NO HI NO KEKEKE (2024) dir. Horikirizono Kentaro

[whattheabcxyz]

2023-04-17

Singapore

Body of missing 22-year-old SCDF NSF found at Pulau Ubin’s Kekek Quarry - no foul play suspected

Diners leave without paying nearly-$300 meal - eatery says not the 1st time they’ve done that ...I recommend sending them to North Korea for some hard labour

Singapore Professional Golfers’ Association (SPGA) loses $131K to phone scammers

3 firms fined for illegally dumping toxic waste into public sewers - the paltry fines are a joke!

Finance

Credit Suisse bond holders in Singapore seek to sue Swiss government over now-worthless investments - & here we were thinking that all developed, 1st-world nations could be trusted... looks like the Swiss are scumbags all the same!

Science

James Webb Space Telescope keeps findings galaxies that shouldn’t exist - so much for the Big Bang theory... & also shows us just how little we know!

Health

Coroner rules woman died of myocarditis that was likely linked to COVID-19 booster shot she received 4 days earlier - I’m glad I never got vaccinated!!!

Singapore: Respiratory infections up for young kids since mask mandate removed

Politics

US warship sails through Taiwan Strait in “routine transit” - I bet Taiwan would be way happier if they were taken over by US rather than Xi Jinping’s authoritarian China!

Food

Singapore: Customers leave without food after 1.5-hour wait @ McDonald’s - looks like the Khatib branch is even worse than the Elias Dump Mall one!

Transport

Singapore: Marymount junction to be turned into roundabout to expedite North-South Corridor works

Kenya airport’s sole runway closed after SIA cargo plane fails to take off

Art

^ Victorial Ball’s art is gorgeous

Gossip

Singapore: 56-year-old Tracer Wong back in multiple shows on TV - otherwise spends her time caring for her elderly father who had a stroke

Travel

Japan’s popular JR passes for tourists set to cost more from Oct - no thanks to visiting a country with crazed would-be Prime Minister killers!

[gaon2text]

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🐥💬[1.35 a.m.]

Is it too late.??!

Y/n sleeping??

🐥💬[1.37 a.m.]

shall I lie down again..

what did you do today??

umm..I think I'll sleep around 2a.m.

🐥💬[1.40 a.m.]

hehe.. it's my first time using bubble, it's fun

🐥💬🖼[1.41 a.m.]

1 cut with junhan

Is hyeongjun sleep already..?

🐥💬[1.43 a.m.]

We have separate rooms in hotel!

I used to sleep on top bunk bed everyday but since I slept on this bed I feel like..kekeke feels odd

First thing I wake up, find the ladder

uh oh?..huh?..ladder..

Bunk bed..It's not easy

I always use the top bunk bed

It just happens like that

I lost rock paper scissors..

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

hmm..

🐥💬 🎙[1.51 a.m.]

embarassing..:)

🐥💬[1.53 a.m.]

oh right my profile picture!!

I turned on the phone while brushing my teeth

and the camera just turned on..

Eh? I posed and ..click..

Oh..this is bubble's pfp

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

🐥💬[1.56 a.m.]

I'm not sleepy

Please recommend interesting movie or drama

Hooh...

okay..memo memo *(noted)

🐥💬[2 a.m.]

you know what's interesting that I seems don't like scary movies??

but I watched lots of horror movies than I thought..

I watched scary movies with members at dorm on TV

But I don't think our members can handle watching scary movies

Rock The Worldㅋㅌㅋㅋㅋ

🐥💬[2.04 a.m.]

How was it?

you had fun??

Let me know what contents you watch /*(wanna see)!

Top Gun-1ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

our hyungㅠㅜㅜ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Impromptu composition..!?? (?)

that one was fun too heh

hooh..

but the upcoming RTW will be more fun..ㅋㅋㅋ

🐥💬[2.08 a.m.]

trust me..

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

did you watch our Instrumental Sampler??

how was it how?

ohh~ I'm touched

Can't wait to let you listen it..

🐥💬[2.15 a.m.]

my fav song is X-Mas!

hehe.. no spoiler

hahahhahahahaha

the melody is kinda chewy (?)

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋchewy

🐥💬[ 2.23 a.m.]

my hair is shoulder-length now wow..

its really short during HDD

gonna let it grow a bit more!

🐥💬[2.26 a.m.]

y/n..my eyes are closing lil by little..

thank you for playing with me..heh

I'll contact again as soon I wake up!!

[athyathye]

Some scenarios that I think would happen if you were dating them

(Chifuyu, Hanma, Izana and Draken)

Author's note 📝: kekeke~

Warnings ⚠️: Profanities, slight violence or mentions of a stalker in Izana's part and more.

Chifuyu :

❥ Skipping school with him just to laze around in his room with his cat stealing all his attention wasn’t really worth it. But hey, cute boy cuddling with a cute cat? That’s something that could top even the covers on magazines. “You having fun there?” You asked from his bed, reading one of the romance mangas he had given you. “Awwe come on~ Don’t be like that! You know I love you~” He cooed, acting like how a boyfriend portrayed on TV would. You could tell he still wasn’t used to all the dating stuff as he had a quite noticeable blush on his face. “Inviting me to skip school with you just for this...I’m really gonna get scolded at home….I might have to break up with you because of that.” You walked towards where he was laying at, enjoying the sudden panic-stricken gaze he had once he heard you. “What should I do when that happens?” You squatted down to meet his face, your hands positioning right beside his head as you leaned down. “...you’re not planning on breaking up with me are you?” “What if I am?” Chifuyu stared at you with an unreadable gaze, his hand coming to your chin, gripping it with such delicacy. “I won’t allow it…” that was all he said before pulling your face down to meet your lips with his. Admiring the soft blush he had whenever your lips locked, you smiled through the kiss. A few seconds passed before you broke off with a sly grin on your face. “Then stop making me skip school.”

Hanma :

❥ Having the Hanma Shuji as your boyfriend was hard. Having to endure many days without contact with him as well as the many threats that came along with him, it was a surprise to many that you were still with him. Though Hanma knew better than anyone how lucky he was to still have you by his side. He showed it by making sure you were happy and making sure you spent a lot of time with him in his free time, or just whenever he deemed he could take you with him on gang activities without the possibility of you getting harmed. Which leads us to this predicament, sitting boredly by his motorcycle as he talked to the lower members of the gang with a smirk and cigarette on his hands. “You get me? No? Sounds like a you problem.” He finally finished talking to them, as he turned around he met your eyes that showed just how vexed you were by the fact that he brought you along just as some decoration or something. “Why you looking at me like that?” he asked, sounding amused as he looked down on you from where you were sitting. He leaned just so he could blow smoke on your face which made you squint. “If your cigarette burns me, I’ll kill ya’.” “That’s fair~” “You won’t be getting kisses from me either if your breath smells like smoke.” “Now that’s foul! How dare you!”

Izana :

❥  To count how many times you’ve gone through near death experiences, would be something you weren’t interested in. More so because you’d rather wonder just how many times Izana has cheated death on your behalf. You were pretty sure if it weren’t for him you’d have already met your demise years ago. Though sometimes...you were kind of unnerved from how he knew something bad was about to happen to you. His only explanations would be that he ‘sensed something bad was about to happen, so I ran straight to where I thought you’d be’. You shook it off of course, believing it as he had never lied to you before, and because his intentions were always good. And you really should be thankful he knew when and where to come at times like these. Being chased around by an unknown man, a stalker if you will, that you could only guess based on the knife he held that he wanted bad things to happen to you. “Izana” You mumbled in fear, hiding behind a street lamp as you tried to conceal any other noises that you could unconsciously let out. That was when you heard the loud sound of an object being hurled and hitting something, hitting a person to be exact. You heard continuous thumps before a hand was placed over your shoulder which caused you to squeal in surprise. “Hey...It’s me. It’s fine now...as long as I’m here, you’ve got nothing to fear.”

Draken :

❥ It was a sight to see the big bad Draken wearing an adorable-looking pastel sweater while beating up random thugs that provoked him. Mikey had to stuff his face with his snacks to keep him from laughing and further angering the already annoyed Draken who looked to be standing on his last leg. “Even if you try not to, I can still see very well the laugh you’re trying to hold Mitsuya.” Draken uttered as he crossed his arms, leading Mitsuya to reply with a chuckled “Aw, Don’t be like that. It makes me want to laugh more- I mean, it doesn’t suit the look you’re going for.” That was apparently the last straw for Mikey and the others as they looked away, trembling as Mikey laughed to his heart’s content. “Well don’t you look manly ken-chin!!!” he spoke in between laughters as he pointed to the ‘ready to murder everyone’ look Draken had. “You really look like a rejected pony from a 5 year old’s imagination” He commented once more which led to the others to bend down, trying their damndest not to laugh. Mikey grabbed Draken’s braid and continuously played with it “Right Horsey-” That was all he could speak before getting grabbed and thrown like a ragdoll. “Mikey!” The others shouted in slight worry as they immediately ran to where their leader was, hoping to escape the fiery Draken. Welp, the things he does to keep you happy and satisfied, he sighed through his nose, using his hand to cover the slight smile on his face.

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Jimin weverse 

 1-jm-queda un día para el cumpleaños de nuestro dongsaeng 

우리 동생 생일 하루 남았네

 jm-Veo que queda un día para que la escuela comience de nuevo también

2- jm-vendré a buscarte en vivo pronto jeje 

 En estos días solo he estado trabajando en canciones, pero me di cuenta una vez más de que nuestros miembros son personas que son muy buenas en eso y son increíbles.

3-si tuvieras que calificar el amor que tienes por ARMY?

jm-que hay que decir jeje

4-jimin-ssi, si quieres hablar con nosotros, ven a vlive. porque weverse no está traduciendo para nosotros, los ARMY internacionales. gracias

jm- está bien, me aseguraré de venir pronto

5- jimin oppa, ¿por qué no te has ido a dormir todavía? kekeke 

jm-¡Me quedé dormido pero me desperté hace un rato!

6-¿Esto significa que oppa ha reiniciado su estilo de vida de búho? kekeke

jm-tal vez lo haré jeje

7- jm- jungkookie esta en tv hohoo

jm- no he mostrado mi cara en instagram y demás porque he subido algo de peso y estoy a dieta otra vez verdad ??

así que espera un poco por favor

8- si no respondes a esto me voy a rapar la cabeza no kekekekekekeke

 jm-a que te refieres con afeitarse kekekekekekekekekekeke no hagas eso kekeke

9- jimin, si no me respondes también me voy a poner un mohawk. jejeje

jm- no pero kekekekekeke tengo un poco de curiosidad sobre eso aunque kekekekekeke

10-jm-todos siguen diciendo que se afeitarán la cabeza o contendrán la respiración con el objetivo de obtener una respuesta kekekekekekekeke 

jm- kekeke eres tan lindo hyuu (exhala) ya es tarde así que vayan a la cama todos

11- jm- ¿Qué es ese dibujo del corazón del dedo? ¿Cómo lo hiciste? (Creo que está hablando de 🫰 )

12- si no respondes no me voy a tirar pedos

 jm-no pero kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke

13-jm- keke ah eso fue divertido, me iré por un tiempo todos jeje

14-  ¡También queda un día para que comience el semestre! kkkk

 jm-ah eso me sorprendió kkk

15-jm-Aún falta un día para el semestre (comienza) 

jm-Realmente extraño a ARMY también. Quiero conocer a todos y tener una charla. 

jm-Perdón por las menciones...ㅜㅜ

14 y 15 responde después de que comento lo de un día antes cumpleaños de jungkook ;)