#tv shows that lost their mojo

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Everyone, Please Help Me Welcome @hollyethecurious back to the CSSNS!!!

Your Tumblr and any other applicable names

hollyethecurious (Tumblr) / HollyeLeigh (ao3 and ff.net)

How long have you been in the CS/OUAT fandom?

Since 2016

When did you start shipping Captain Swan?

When Emma held that knife against Hook's throat in S2

What drew you to this event?

My besties

What inspired your topic?

The TV show Grimm

If you would like to share a snippet/sneak peek/summary of your fic or artwork, please use the space below.

Killian watched the vans depart and began tearing down the police tape they’d used to cordon off the area. The techs had left behind one of their flood lights for him to use while finishing his own tasks, but after he stowed it away in his cruiser he realized how unnecessary that had been. The moon was bright enough for him to do a final patrol with the assistance of his flashlight to illuminate the hidden areas within the trees’ shadows.

He’d just finished a sweep of the perimeter when the skin at the back of his neck prickled and his hair began to stand on end. The area, which moments ago had been softly sound-tracked by an ambiance of crickets and distant hoots of owls, had gone quiet.

Too quiet.

Reaching down to his holster, he flicked loose the restraining strap with his thumb before palming his side arm. “Who’s there?” Killian called out as more prickles of unease crept over his skin and up his spine. “Storybrooke PD! Identify yourself!”

Movement flickered in his periphery and the quick succession of snapping twigs alerted him to someone fleeing the scene.

“Halt!” he yelled out while in hot pursuit with his gun drawn. “Storybrooke PD, I demand you stop and identify yourself!”

Barely able to keep pace, Killian chased after the suspect. His attempt to call in the incident over the radio on his shoulder had been met with static as he was clearly too far out of range. Not wishing to lose the perp, he did not want to risk digging his phone from his pocket, lest it slow him down. The pursuit lasted for an agonizing length of time, drawing Killian deeper and deeper into the woods, his legs burning and his lungs screaming from the extreme exertion.

He finally stopped after bursting into a clearing, biting back curses under his heaving breaths for having lost sight of the suspect. Holstering his weapon, he doubled over with his hands on his knees in an attempt to catch his breath. A painful stitch began to form at his side and sweat from his forehead threatened to blur his vision.

The snap of a branch was the only warning he had before something solid collided with him, knocking him to the ground. Inhuman snarls and the gnashing of teeth curdled Killian’s blood even before he caught sight of the monstrous wesen he was currently trying to fight off with all his might.

Blutbad. The Big, Bad Wolf. In full woge and ready to tear Killian’s throat out.

For our artists: What kind of art do you like to do? Picsets, painting, digital, etc?

picsets and collages mostly

What are you looking forward to most about participating in this event?

As always, all the new exciting stories and art pieces. I'm also looking forward to getting a bit of my writing mojo back.

Ok, am I the only one who had shivers running down my spine at that snippet? Welcome back, Hollye!!! Can't wait for the rest of this on July 21!!

[a-roguish-gambit]

If Gambit participated in a cooking competition TV show, which would it be?

Ok realistically, with his luck if he ends up on a cooking show he probably ends up on mojo's programing where he's forced to like cook over radiation or fight and defeat the ingredients before he cooks them.

The cooking show he would most want to be on is diners, drive-ins, and dives. Cause he wants to hang out with guy fieri and try hole in the wall places.

For a competition he would sign up for, I feel like he signed up for hells kitchen but through horrible x men luck and a wacky turn of events in the BBC his application ends up on the table of the great British bake off, who are really excited to have an "ethnic French American" on the show as a special contestant. The x men have land ownership in Scotland with Muir island so. He technically counts for duel citizenship (right?). He agrees cause he can bake as well as he can cook but dude is too well traveled for that show. He is side eyeing every international dish and does not appreciate being treated like some kind of novelty. Someone comments on his speech pattern and how broken it is, he turns on them and recites Shakespeare at them word for word. In french. People ask him invasive questions about being a mutant which leads to him retorting in sassy remarks

"I hear you can get operations to get the color of your sclera changed...have you considered it?"

"Have you considered dying yours black?"

"what? No that's dangerous I could go blind!"

"DEN WHY DA HELL WOULD GAMBIT DO IT HUH?!"

He gets on Mexican food week and curses so many people out. Shuts down the whole thing when he sees the examples and throws a fit and is just like "NAH we ain't doin dis. We ain't disrespectin Mexican cuisine like dis! Dat shit ain't a taco! It ain't even worthy of a taco bell menu! Let gambit show you sometin'" proceeds to hold the whole crew hostage to show them what actual Mexican food is like, force them try it so that they understand it, and gets kicked off the show subsiquently. His entire presence was then censored from that season and he has been banned from returning.

.....rogue was also banned from the great British bake off set. Because when she heard that contestants and crew members insulted him and his way of speaking she kind of lost it and flew over to have a very strong conversation with the producer of the show. It truly was just a conversation but he was kinda scared shitless of her busting into his office and refused to leave until she was finished telling him off for his shows bullshit.

....needless to say the great British bake off has been banned from charles' mansion.

[countessofbiscuit]

People didn’t visit holohookers for fun. Years of idle Marine chatter had taught John-117 that much. Sailors came here to talk to wives and sweethearts too distant for a call. Amputee veterans came to get their mojo back. Widowers brought their data drives in desperation.

John felt estranged from all these categories, as he always had.

But this was part of the human experience, apparently. Loss. Denial. Bargaining.

The irony wasn’t lost on him. He’d pulled his pellet out, they’d pulled Cortana out, and now he was spending UNSC money just to see her again because everything hurt too much.

. . . . .

drabble for the return of the Halo TV show, which I'm always trying to negotiate with

[devilbeez]

Okay I love hazbin hotel, I really do. I love the characters, I love the song. But I’m willing to admit that it have flaws and one of it being the pacing.

And ngl I think I found out why and it’s because numerous reason

Production. When Hazbin got confirmed for season 1 for all we could know the team only know that they get 8 episodes and that’s it. They don’t know about season 2 yet so either they got confirmed for season 2 when season 1 already out into work to the point there no fixing the script, or season 1 is don’t in production stage going to post when season 2 is confirmed. Giving benefit of the doubt there’s a certain panic to explain everything to the fandom so it’s just plot point after plot point being stuffed in one season without time to breathe.

Episode. This involved with the previous reason because if you happen to live under a rock, for some reason there seem to be a trend in shorten episodes seasons. It went from 26-25 to 12-15 and now less than 10. There’s not enough time to develop a character to the fullest. It seem rush because with the pressure from fandom and the uncertainty of confirmed seasons.

Lastly, it written like a musical but have TV show concepts. I feel like this is most confusing and might just be me so lemme explain. Hazbin hotel from ep 1 to 6 feel like a one whole musical where they kinda have to rush it a little? Cause musicals usually have 2 Maybe 3 hours and 40-50% of it are songs so you have to rush throughout the dialogue a little bit and let songs expressed the characters the most. I feel like this is what the show been doing, it rush through the dialogue and development to throw all the emotions we supposed to feel in songs and don’t get me wrong if it have one theme, one major problem like a musical it would work. However, Hazbin have all these problems, heaven forces, Lilith and Alastor sudden disappearance, the Vees, Angel’s arc, Charlie’s arc etc etc it all isn’t a minor problems like “oh these kids wanna be respected and accepted as they are” in School of rock or “this demigod lost his mojo” like in Moana. These problems are all main problem worthy and most of the time tv series have time to deal with this. Maybe one season address one of those problems, maybe one season have 2 main problems for first and later half. And so when you have musical writing with mostly songs where you need to have concise story but instead have tv series concept with multiple arcs what you get is a story that feel rush

This have been my tedtalk

[bugeyedfreaks]

1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 12 for HIM please

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

He’s fun! He’s evil! He’s fabulous! Who can’t like Him? It’s cool that, as a villain of Townsville, he’s the most serious kind that you can get, and it’s neat that the girls have a villain that’s dedicated to basically just screwing with their brains instead of pulling heists for material possessions like the rest usually do… but I do appreciate when he’s less, like… ~dark and edgy~ evil and more just messing around with the girls’ minds in ultra kooky, goofy ways for his own amusement (like making them take the SATs or conducting choo-choo trains or threatening to drop their teacher into a vat of boiling sharks, all while smiling… you can tell that my fave episode with Him is Him Diddle Riddle, haha).

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

I really like how mysterious and foreboding he is, specifically in the earliest episodes. The show used to air late at night, so sometimes when I rewatch episodes like Octi Evil and Tough Love (and it’s not a Him episode but I feel this BIG TIME with Abracadaver) I can remember being in the family room with all the lights off, sitting in front of the TV, watching them for the first time, and the whole nighttime ambiance made the episodes (and Him in particular) just all the more creepy and evil in my kid mind. He’s got a special unsettling feeling to him that feels lost later on in the last two seasons that aired (they also got rid of his obscure pink house/lair/hell realm that I always held a fondness for… the Dadaesque dimension they designed later kind of sucks and isn’t nearly as creepy).

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?

He brought back the Rowdyruff Boys… why? Couldn’t he think of anything original? People think he’s so evil for resurrecting them (and in a way… true, because they’re not great characters) but I think he was just lazy. 🥱 He should have opened a mirror nightmare portal to unleash the Powerpunk Girls instead!

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

His hellish theme music!

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

There have been loooooooooots of super cool fanart and cosplays of Him! It’s always fun to see how people interpret him in different styles, and when I see a Him at a convention it’s always magical. 🔥✨

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

Hmm… well, I have my headcanon that he and Sedusa and Mojo are all best frenemies that like to go have self care days and chill out at the mall with each other, if that counts? 😆

[total-drama-takes-takes-2]

total takes island - character profiles

i made these up for fun if ur on here and want something changed pls tell me. i was gonna do a google forms thing but then i remembered over half of the mods arent even active anymore. anyway ill probably edit this later anyway too since i havent even read it over yet lolz

Name: Mod Ass

Likes: peace and quiet

Dislikes: people kissing engaged guys because they hate his fiancee

Known For: being a silent voice of reason in a world of chaos

Why TTI?: money

Ass is a quiet, thoughtful person who seems to attract drama to them like a magnet in a silverware store. Their life back home is full of soap opera level shenanigans, so they're pretty confident they'll survive here.

Name: Austin, baby!

Likes: women and having a groovy time yeah!

Dislikes: losing his mojo

Known For: his swingin' 60's sensibilities

Why TTI?: to meet more birds and make a little dough to pay off his harassment suits

Austin is a loud and proud, often hateable fella who came straight from the 60's to spread his word of free love and groovy fun times to the low-down pessimists on total drama

Name: Caesar

Likes: drama and slaying

Dislikes: being involved in said drama

Known For: being a great host

Why TTI?: caesar was invited by the producers to acknowledge their past legal feud is behind them

Caesar hosts their very own total drama hunger games, a very popular simulation-based cable TV show that's grown its own fanbase. a few months ago, the total drama syndicate attempted to take it down for copyright infringement, starting a tumultuous "total drama boycott" on reddit that caused over sixteen million dollars of lost revenue. since then, the producers have dropped the case and invited caesar on the show to let the fans know it's all in the past

Name: Courtney

Likes: their friends and piercings

Dislikes: mean people

Known For: their popular total drama takes blog

Why TTI?: to finally have the full td experience

Courtney (name inspired by the former contestant) is a laid-back, though hardworking moderator of a popular total drama centered blog. after an incident involving a past mutual and a widespread callout post that claimed courtney was slandering td contestants, courtney challenged the op to a bet: if courtney could survive the real total drama, the op would take down their callout and delete their blog. now, courtney has to prove they have what it takes to survive not only the fandom, but the show itself.

Name: FNAF Bonnie

Likes: bad opinions

Dislikes: actual bad opinions

Known For: inciting drama

Why TTI?: what better place to spread the most terrible takes known to man?

Bonnie is a #gamer who's origins began in the online reddit gaming community. not because they actually like using reddit, but simply because it's so easy to start arguments there. after having their IP permanently banned for making fake AITA posts on 18 different accounts over the course of two months, bonnie is taking their cause national!

Name: Fren

Likes: unknown

Dislikes: unknown

Known For: mysteriously modding a long-gone blog...

Why TTI?: money

Fren is a mysterious figure who probably won't stick around for long. they have their own life outside of total drama, after all.

Name: Frollo

Likes: catholocism and grapes

Dislikes: sinners

Known For: his awesomely passionate religious sermons about why lust is actually the devil inside your balls

Why TTI?: to spread the word of jaysus

Frollo is an experienced judge and catholic preacher (sometimes) who loves the french lord and hates sinners. he's a sassy, snappy gurl who's always ready to call out someone on their bible-bereaving behaviors

Name: Joner

Likes: their buddies mclovin and michael :)

Dislikes: death threats

Known For: just bein a dude

Why TTI?: to hang out with their besties

joner has been best friends with michael and mclovin (also contestants) for years now. the trio decided to join the show to better strengthen their bond and earn money to build the giant statue of hulk hogan joner wants in their backyard

Name: Julia

Likes: also drama and slaying

Dislikes: not being the center of attention

Known For: being a girlboss

Why TTI?: money

julia is a girlboss and an analytic mastermind who's here with a brand new glasses prescription to kick butt and win money. she's implied to be one smart cookie, as well as being girlypop

Name: Kelly

Likes: corn anon

Dislikes: milfphobia

Known For: being a great host a baddie

Why TTI?: money as well

kelly is actually an incredibly kind classy person we don't know why they signed up for this other than the cash involved. maybe they're here to spread some positivity and support their fellow mods and ex-anons

Name: Kitty

Likes: being incomprehensible

Dislikes: wells

Known For: inciting mass hysteria

Why TTI?: they're just a bit silly

kitty is a chaos icon, but not in the bad way. they're simply able to take a situation and add a little whimsy to it- a bit like izzy, but less crazy badass and more silly forest gnome

Name: Mal

Likes: YAOI!!!! >_< AWAAAA

Dislikes: women

Known For: blogging

Why TTI?: to prove a point

Mal is not only a fujoshi, not only a manipulative mastermind who's able to UwU herself out of any trouble, not only a girlblogger, but also the very same op of courtney's callout doc. she never actually expected courtney to take on the challenge, so she just had to jump in too to prevent courtney from winning. unfortunately, courtney is the only person who knows of mal's true intentions

Name: Max

Likes: reading probably lol nerd

Dislikes: not being taken seriously

Known For: his diplomacy and mildly short temper

Why TTI?: money as well

Max is a practical, usually-calm person with a tendency to make enemies and hold grudges. as someone with short guy energy, he has a hard time being taken seriously by his teammates and is judged fairly harshly. he takes the natural role of leader on his team, though.

Name: McLovin

Likes: having a swaggy time

Dislikes: dudes stomping on his vibe

Known For: being iconic

Why TTI?: joined with friends joner and michael

McLovin is a ladykiller, an annoying nerd, and the least-hateable contestant all at once. he's so non-offensive it's almost sad. still, it's his ability to make close and genuine bonds with the people around him the save him from the chopping block early on.

Name: Michael

Likes: people leaving them alone

Dislikes: total drama fans

Known For: being tired

Why TTI?: joined with friends joner and mclovin

as the only fem-presenting member of the trio, michael struggles with being seen beyond being "one of the guys". while they joined with their friends, they also hope to make some close female buddies, too, who can hopefully dissuade joner from using the 100 grand to build a hulk hogan statue in his backyard.

Name: O

Likes: computers

Dislikes: anxiety

Known For: being scared

Why TTI?: to overcome his fears

O has a small fear of geoff, one of the original contestants, after being harassed by a geoffnon online for months. in order to combat his fear, his therapist sent his application to tdi for some lengthy exposure therapy :)

Name: Patrick

Likes: himself and huey lewis and the news

Dislikes: women and stupid people

Known For: being mean

Why TTI?: money for his skincare routine

Patrick is a no funny business type guy, although everyone else thinks he's kind of a dork. he views himself as a gigachad sigma male who effortlessly maintains his composure to secure his winnings, intimidating and threatening the weaker contestants and attempting to make friends with the chaos harbingers all the same

Name: Peter

Likes: shenanigans

Dislikes: no shenanigans

Known For: his immaculate vibes

Why TTI?: it was the weekly family guy episode plot

Peter is really just a fun dude with a good heart, even though the circumstances he finds himself in can make that hard to see. he enjoys finding the bright side of things, though he can come off as a little clueless

Name: Scary

Likes: lying, being scary

Dislikes: people who take this too hardcore

Known For: being scary

Why TTI?: tomfoolery

inspired by the past events in the show and fandom, Scary decided to join to cause a little more mischief. They have gone on to threaten to murder the losing contestants, and seems to dislike those who take the game (and rules in general) too seriously.

Name: Scruffy

Likes: history

Dislikes: mean people

Known For: carrying on the td legacy

Why TTI?: to collect data for future reference

As a Total Drama historian, Scruffy takes their job very seriously. they don't have a practical purpose for collecting all the future information other than being able to cite it in the future, but they're here anyway. and don't get it twisted- Scruffy is no fan, they're an expert.

Name: Sha-Mod

Likes: haikus

Dislikes: haikus

Known For: being an icon

Why TTI?: legal obligation

Sha-Mod is an inventor of many things; corn anoning, marmaduke, and the many a hundred haikus he's collected. he's really a fun dude who's here to be a part of td history and hopefully avoid making TOO many enemies

Name: Staci

Likes: kinning

Dislikes: kin-shamers and irony

Known For: being an online queen

Why TTI?: to fulfill their kin memories

as their blog title would imply, staci is a cornerstone of the kinning community and is attempting to give their kin identity some grounding by joining tti. as a staci kin, they share all of her memories, so they also love to bring up fun facts about their extensive family and personal connections to every famous person ever. they're aware of the risks of being kin-shamed by the other contestants, but they simply don't care. they're hoping to get booted first to fulfill their destiny

[krimsonkatt]

Dodi, a boss that was is going to be in Chaos;Domain, though likely with a resprite. This character actually has a long and detailed story behind it. Basically, when I was in first grade, one indoor recess the teachers put on Disney's Aladdin. I really enjoyed the movie for what it was, that was until near the end of the movie where Jaffar took control of the Genie's lamp and ordered the genie to fling the tower that Aladdin was in to the North Pole.

That's when the teacher shut off the movie and said that's where the movie ended, to be continued in Aladdin 2. I ended up being super freaked out about this cliffhanger ending and thought Jaffar actually WON. I ended up skipping school on the day they showed Aladdin 2, but later they showed Aladdin 3 and everyone was fine so I assumed Jaffar lost in Aladdin 2, but I had no idea HOW he lost or what sort of damage was done to their world under the control of an all-powerful Jaffar. So, I made up MY OWN plot for Aladdin 2, as I was too scared to watch Aladdin 2 which I assumed to be this super dark scary movie and didn't even want to rewatch Aladdin 1, which I enjoyed, because I was afraid of being re-traumatized by the "cliffhanger." But I still watched Aladdin 3 all the time on this bootleg DVD that had every Disney and dream works movie (as of 2009) on it.

During this period of time (around 2009 to 2011) I came up with this bizarre fan fiction universe crossover between Disney, Marvel, Star Wars, Ninjago, Webkinz, Animal Jam, and a bunch of other things that was like Kingdom Hearts if it was written by an autistic 8yo. And like Kingdom Hearts there were clones, artificial humans, ancient prophesies, relics of mass destruction, doomsday cults, multiple apocalypses and universe-shattering wars, not-deities, and tons of other stuff. Believe it or not, this series was the origin of the Chronicles of Chronicles series, albeit a very early form/incarnation of it.

The original big bad of this saga was a guy named "The Emperor" who was HEAVILY based off Palpatine from Star Wars and had two underlings, Dodi (pronounced "Do-die" like the city Dubai but with die instead of bai) the snake charmer and Flon (pronounced full-on like colon) the evil fairy. Dodi was pretty much 1-to-1 with Jaffar with just his name changed and little else, but Flon's backstory and origin is an even weirder example that I'll get to once we get to her sprite. The big bad of the later arcs was Lord Drakos, heavily based off the principal of Gaithersburg Elementary, who loved abusing and manipulating me for his own twisted amusement.

But anyway YEARS later, like around 2014 or so, I discovered that the teacher showing us Aladdin all those years ago completely lied, and there was a whole extra 15 minutes of Aladdin I didn't know existed where Jaffar was defeated in an epic battle and the world was saved. And how did I discover this? A freaking Watch Mojo video. Something about "top 10 most evil villains in Disney" and Jaffar was number 5. During Jaffar's section they showed footage from the last 15 minutes of Aladdin which absolutely blew my mind that there was a whole extra 15 minutes of runtime I completely missed.

After I spent a summer afternoon rewatching THE ENTIRETY OF Aladdin on some shady website, I did some research on Wikipedia and figured out that Aladdin 2 and 3 were actually just cheap cash-ins made in the early 2000s that also served as both the pilot and the series finale of the Aladdin TV show, which aired from 1999 to 2002. The first movie had a beginning, middle, and end and DIDN'T end on a cliffhanger like I was led to believe, and Aladdin 2 and 3 were unnecessary made for TV sequels given almost zero budget. (though I still have an affinity for Aladdin 3, even if the animation sucks ass) This is also where I learned that the overwhelming majority of "Disney sequels" that I grew up with on that bootleg DVD were low budget cash-grabs not even made by the main Disney studio. So yeah, my childhood was a lie and Jaffar never won in Aladdin 1. It's going to be a fun story to share with my future nieces and nephews, though.

In battle, Dodi primarily uses fire elemental arts along with his "hypnosis" and "wrap" arts. He's a lot easier of a boss than the first one, King Kookookaka, that's for sure. The Medusa to that game's Minotaur, to say the least. (SMT4 reference)

[soniabigcheese]

Morning all.

I have come to realise why my Muse has decided to temporarily abandon me.

Because hubby isn't at home to annoy me with his binge watching crappy TV shows. That whole dynamic has changed since he lost his foot.

In and out of hospital for appointments, visits to get dressings changed.

Add on the deaths of ½ of his family unit to deal with. And the aftermath of that still hanging over him.

We haven't had a moments peace.

And when I do have quiet moments, I don't know what to do with myself and struggle to pick up a pencil to draw or a pair of knitting needles/crochet hook

I just mindlessly scroll through social media, the TV is on but I fall asleep in front of it.

Yep. Mojo has definitely gone to ground and I need to find a way of digging it up, giving it a good shake and starting again

Edited to change ⅔ to ½, although I'd say ⅔ is more accurate in this case. 2 were actual deaths, the other one was losing what he thought was a family member, only to be replaced by a complete stranger

[omegawhiskers]

RAW 20/11/23

Good guy, Drew

Raw beings Drew McIntyre is in the ring as he explains his actions from last week when he cost Jey Uso and Cody Rhodes the Unified Tag Team Titles. Drew’s reasoning is sound. Anyone in his boots would have done the same. He also said that he wasn’t a part of Judgement Day but was given a chance to step into Wargames to fight Jey in a cage. Jey eventually comes out and not one word of sympathy from this man’s mouth. The Judgement Day arrive to back Drew up, as does Cody, Seth Rollins and Sami Zayn for Jey.  Things were about to kick off before Adam Pearce stops everyone. He says that the main event will be one member from each team in a singles match. It came down to Drew and Jey. This was a no brainer. Cody says he has an old friend in mind as the fifth member of WarGames. It’s obviously, Ted Dibiase JR.

The first match was Nia Jax vs. Raquel Rodriguez. They had a short but decent match. A few times, Rodriguez tried to lift Jax, but her back kept giving out. More deadlifts are required, I say! Nia eventually wins with the Annihilator.

Becky Lynch faced off against Xia Li. This one was a bit disappointing story wise. Li has been setting her devastating kick, that caused stoppage for both her last matches. Li did catch Lynch with her kick, but Lynch came back to win the match. It would of be great to see the kick at the very start, and then Lynch has to fight her way back. I don’t like Li’s chances tomorrow night when she faces Lyra Valkyria for the NXT Women’s title *UPDATE* Li lost.

Things got frosty post-match when Damage CTRL made a surprise appearance. Charlotte, Bianca Belair and Shotzi also came from Smackdown. A brawl broke out. Michael Cole wanted everyone to fight because Cole is a mad bastard. This was another nice build to WarGames.

Ludwig Kaiser and Johnny Gargano had a solid match. The tilt-a-whirl faceplant from and death valley driver from Kaiser were two fantastic looking moves. Unfortunately, Giovanni Vinci came to the ring to try and help Kaiser, but caused a distraction. This gave Gargano the advantage to win. Later Kaiser to get a verbal whipping from Gunther. I hope to see a Kaiser and Vinci match down the line.

We had a match to find out who will become the number one contender for the Women’s Tag Team Titles. It was Candice LeRae and Indi Hartwell vs. Tegan Nox and Natalya vs. Maxxine Dupri and Ivy Nile vs. Kayden Carter and Katana Chance. This was short but fun match. Carter and Chance had some sweet moves, while Dupri showed the most charisma. I didn’t like Natalya and Nox winning. I just have no interesting in them.

The Miz and Gunther had a battle of words in the ring. Miz says he is an entertainer and is proud because he grew up wanting to be like his heroes; Macho Man, Bret Hart, Rick Rude and Shawn Michaels. Gunther said the Miz is a weirdo who was bullied in school and was bullied by his heroes when he arrived in WWE. I don’t think anyone mentioned bullied the Miz. Gunther tells the Miz that he has no respect for him and that he deserves to be bullied. Gunther shoved Miz a few times, until Miz attacked, but was quickly put down. Miz came back when he resorted to a low blow. I hope the Miz loses at Survivor Series, and then goes on a journey to get his mojo back.

Chad Gable and Shinsuke Nakamura and an alright TV match. This is the second loss for Alpha Academy tonight. This stable need some wins. Like Dupri, I would have liked to have seen Gable getting the victory. He could have won. then you could do a second match where Nakamura gets the victory, followed the rubber match.

The main even was advertised as an advantage match that has gone to Judgement Day and Drew. This match felt non-aggressive for two people that hate each other. Post match had another brawl with everyone. This time the babyfaces left with an announcement that Randy Orton is the fifth member of their team. They didn't mention him by name, but Cody dropped some major hints.

This was a decent episode. Some solid matches and progression for the WarGames matches. My nitpick is that there were too many backstage segments. I hope Raw goes down to two hours so all this backstage nonsense can be shortened or dropped.

[spotsandsocks]

Have you read any good books and/or watched any good tv shows lately (besides 9-1-1 lol)?

🩵💜🩵💜

These have been hiding!!!

Books… I lost my reading mojo a while ago!! Can’t even remember the last new thing I read but maybe it was the green creek series by TJ Klune

TV last new thing I watched was heartstopper I’m excited for season 4 of Ghosts (bbc) which is coming out next week.

And I’ll get round to sex education’s new series soon too too!

Sorry I was late to see these!

[kurt-wagner-official]

Post #121: Excalibur Special Edition issue 1 and EX issues 1-2

Excalibur time! There's no good place to put this book in a reading order cause it's so disconnected from the rest of the line, but it's been going on concurrently to the last couple arcs and needs to catch up in time for Inferno. I've been really excited to get to Excalibur. Kurt is my absolute favorite character, and Rachel and Kitty both hold very special places in my heart, but I've never read this book. When I was a kid all the X-Men stuff I had access to was what was in my library, which was mostly Uncanny with some X-Factor and New Mutants, and then some 21st century stuff. The only Excalibur I've read is a few random issues my uncle bought for some reason. Before the launch of the book proper, we get The Sword is Drawn, a story is Excalibur Special Edition. Set soon after Fall of the Mutants, Kitty wakes up in a strange movie studio covered in Mojo's logo, with all the dead X-Men being played by actors under the direction of Xavier. The only one who seems real is Rachel, who is dressed in her hound outfit fighting the imposters. Kitty, who suddenly has control of her powers for the first time since Mutant Massacre, helps Rachel escape from her attackers and is herself attacked by the X-Men, who shed their skin to reveal they're warwolves, weird sentient alien shapeshifter things. She wakes up in her bed on Muir Island, unsure what's happening. She watches the sunrise and thinks she sees a Phoenix firebird in it, which startles her. Alan Davis, penciller on this book, draws my favorite Kitty. His style is sleek and larger than life, and everyone is incredibly attractive, but not in a gratuitous way, and Kitty in particular never feels objectified under his pencil. She cries as she looks at pictures of the X-Men, the family she feels is lost forever. As much as the X-Men abandoned the New Mutants, they also abandoned the members of Excalibur. Kitty in particular really struggles to deal with change, and after her parents' divorce this is really hard on her. It's frustrating to me that at least the New Mutants get to call the X-Men on the shit in X-tinction Agenda, while Excalibur never gets to lay into the family that left them behind to go hang out in Australia. Back to the story; Meggan, Captain Britain's girlfriend who is an empath and shapeshifter, maybe sort of a fairy while also being a mutant, and was raised on tv while locked in a trailer for most of her life, comes back to the Captain Britain lighthouse to find Brian Braddock, who's just heard about Betsy's death and is super drunk, and is also a piece of shit, tells Meggan she can't understand what he's going through cause she doesn't have a family, so she flies off to clear her head. Although I haven't read much of this book, I'm very familiar with the plots and characters, so going in I love Meggan and am not a Brian fan. Knowing that he'll eventually become a good husband makes me less angry at this scene, but he hasn't earned any good will yet. On Muir Island, Kurt is training hard in the gym against killer robots and almost dies before Kitty shuts it off. He woke up from his coma right before the X-Men died and so feels especially survivor's guilty. He and Kitty talk about it and realize they had the same dream last night. I love this duo. Of Claremont's original core four, Kurt is the one that Kitty got the least time with, but it was one of my favorite pairs and in the 21st century has become one of my favorite friendships, so I'm really excited to see where it goes in this book. Meggan shows up, cause apparently she's hung out with Kitty a few times while she's in recovery, just as the Technet- a team of interdimensional bounty hunters who are truly bizarre characters- arrive on behalf of Opal Luna Saturnyne, the Omniversal Majestrix. I'm really glad I've read a lot about this book and read later stories, because I don't want to read all the old Captain Britain stuff and this is all very confusing. Saturnyne tells them over holophone that the Technet are here because Rachel is on her way and Saturnyne wants her. Kitty, who thinks Saturnyne is hot,

that'll be important later, tells them no way they're taking Rachel, so out heroes start fighting Technet. They are instantly demolished, and Kitty and Meggan are taken captive while Kurt desperately ports away. Rachel meanwhile, is on the run in Mojoworld, pursued by warwolves, who are immune to telekinesis. She eventually blasts through a wall and to her surprise finds herself on Earth in London. Off the coast, Kurt arrives at the lighthouse and wakes up Brian. Brian is very full of himself, believing he's a great hero, and since his sister died, he's sunk into nihilism, saying nothing is worth it. Kurt, who did not have that high an opinion of himself in the first place, is rolling with his grief, and gives Brian a satisfying speech about how he needs to get over himself and do his job. Kurt, although he has faith in God and wants to see the best in people, is still very down to Earth, which is why he was everyone's therapist on the X-Men. It's nice to see him angry at Brian, which makes sense because if there's one thing Kurt has no patience for, it's those who claim to be forces of good but don't put in the work to help people. Kurt leaves, disgusted, using a portable Cerebro to track Rachel. She's wandering London, wondering if the X-Men would take her back, when Technet, the warwolves, and Kurt all arrive at the same time. A three way battle breaks out, interrupted by Brian. For how shitty a person he is when he's drunk, and how arrogant he is all the time, he was chosen as the hero of Britain for a reason, and he cares about people. Maybe a little too much, because when he sees Meggan hurt he gets distracted and tackled. Kurt, Kitty, and Rachel get back into their teamwork groove and kick Technet's ass, who have in turn beaten up the warwolves, so both enemy groups flee to regroup. Rachel, who was so scared about facing the X-Men again, gets a tearful embrace from Kurt and Kitty, which almost made me cry. Later, all five are around a campfire, with Kitty and Kurt sharing memories of the dead X-Men. Rachel doesn't trust her own memories of the X-Men, but at the end of the night when everyone is about to part ways, she's the one who gives a speech about the importance of the X-Men and their dream, and how their legacy is up for grabs. She compares it to the legacy of King Arthur, which is very funny actually, and how he left behind his sword to stand for his legacy but it's been interpreted and manipulated a lot of different ways. Despite not trusting her personal memories of the team, Rachel knows more than anyone what the story stands for, and she wants to honor that truth and return to reality. All of them stand in agreement in front of the fire, which morphs into a firebird.

In the debut of the series proper, we see that some time has passed, with Excalibur having established themselves as the heroes of the country under Brian's leadership. Actually first, there's a weird moment with a silent alien wandering around that I assume will come back later. Anyway, Brian, Kitty, and Rachel are tackling a hostage situation. Kitty and Rachel sneak in, but nearby, one of the loose warwolves kills a cop, hitting Rachel with psychic backlash. Rachel, as a Phoenix host who can handle it, is enormously more powerful than anyone else on the team, so to compensate Claremont makes her vast telepathy a weakness, because she's so sensitive to the psychic backlash and stuff. It's necessary because of the weird space Excalibur occupies; sometimes they're battling multiversal forces, where Rachel can get the big feats, and sometimes they're street level heroes like here. Anyway, Kitty does a Batman riff, putting a sheet over her and spooking the criminals like a ghost until Rachel recovers and takes them all out. Brian was outside as backup, but doesn't actually need to do anything until one of the hostages starts hitting on Rachel and Brian intimidates him into backing off. The weird thing about Brian is he actually does respect and support women unless he's dating them, where he's a nightmare of a boyfriend. Later on, Kitty cries over a picture of the X-Men and a letter from Doug's parents. Kitty was a conspicuous absence from Doug's death storyline, although there was a plot reason she couldn't be there, so I'm glad we get a little moment here. Brian checks on her and tells her Rachel keeps getting hit with psychic attacks, which we as readers know means the warwolves are busy. Over on the lighthouse, Meggan and Kurt are hanging out, preparing the space as a new headquarters for the team. Kurt opens a door and sees a bunch of weird aliens, but they're gone a second later. In London, Brian and Rachel are at I think a bank? when the jerk who was hitting on her shows up and Rachel (who's gay by the way, in case you're not picking up on the incredibly subtle hints her) rebukes him, while Brian runs into his ex Courtney Ross, his og girlfriend from Claremont's Captain Britain. Kitty, who's being established as the tech genius of the team, makes some gizmo that emits fake Phoenix vibes, because she suspects the warwolves are the ones zapping Rachel and wants to lure them out. She also puts on hound makeup, which is neat. I love it when a magic team has like, a science guy, and I'm glad Kitty gets to be that. This is also the second time this issue she's come up with a plan that involves disguising herself in some way, which is interesting. My read on Kitty has always been that she cannot cope with change at all, and the way she tries to handle it is by constantly reinventing herself, and I'm glad that side of her is getting front and center treatment here. Back at the lighthouse, Meggan walks in on Kurt in the bath, which embarrasses him and she doesn't understand why. Meggan and Kurt are really interesting foils; they're both very lighthearted, and are maybe the two kindest heroes around, and both had rough childhoods and physical mutations that mark them as different. She's a lot more naïve than he is, though. Kurt goes down to Kitty's lab and figures out what she's doing, so he assembles the team to go get her. Her plan has worked, and they arrive at the same time as the warwolves, who disrupt Kitty's powers and kidnap her.

This one again opens with a weird scene at some abandoned research facility, where a young mutant boy is being hunted by soldiers and then sucked through a portal. Maybe this is Kylun? My favorite thing so far about this read is that I'm super familiar with the character arcs and relationships in the book, but I have no idea where the plots are going. Elsewhere in the facility, a robot head thing, which we saw in the opening of issue 1, so I guess this is where that scene was, wakes up and starts floating around. This is Widget, a character who I don't really understand and maybe I finally will. Back to our main plot, the warwolves are all debating if Kitty is Rachel or not purely cause of her low budget disguise, which is funny. The rest of the team, Rachel in particular, are desperately searching for her. Kitty and Rachel are a couple I ship pretty hard, which is weird because I haven't read all that much of their relationship. When the warwolves try to skin her, she manages to phase at the last second but almost discorporates. Rachel, from across the city, holds her together telekinetically but can't find her, while the rest of the team race to find her. Kurt also gets kidnapped by warwolves, but that helps them find the den, where the warwolf who tried to skin Kitty starts to turn into Kitty. After the battle, it turns out Kitty's powers messed with the warwolf and she ended up wearing it's skin, which makes no sense but is cool. Another Alan Davis thing; her clothes got left behind when she did this, so she's briefly naked when she escapes the warwolf body, but there's not any gratuitous shots, which is a relief. Excalibur put the warwolves in the zoo, and that's that.

This book is delightful. It doesn't have the political themes and symbolism that the other books do, but there is a lot of interesting thematic work with the characters. The smaller cast really works for the book, because each of these five characters gets a moment with every other one, and every pair has something unique. Rachel and Kitty were gay, Kurt and Meggan were cute, and Brian could date Widget I guess. He was sweet with Rachel and Kitty though, and I'm glad this book treats them like teens, which they are. Overall a blast.

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Credit to Brian Cates on Telegram

Isn’t the absolute worst possible outcome for the UniParty a Trump/Biden rematch?

What if they’ve lost their mojo?

What if they CAN’T pull off a swapping out of Biden and they’re stuck putting him up against Trump again?

What choices would they face?

Don’t they need a certain level of real votes for Biden to make it close enough to steal?

What if they realize they’re looking at a 15 million vote gap in the battlegrounds? Not 43,000 across six battlegrounds like in 2020. 15 million.

It took their awesome vote fraud systems 3 days of furious pre-printed boxes of ballots being dumped at the vote counting centers to drag Biden’s bony ass over the finish line the last time.

The American registered-to-vote-electorate needs to jump upward by about 15 million voters to cover the gap between Biden and Trump in a rematch. I’m lowballing this to be fair.

If they WERE dumb enough to try to inject 15,000,000+ fake votes into the election total to keep it close enough to steal , how would they explain how the legally registered American electorate jumped upwards 15 million + in just 4 years?

People who know how this works already can see they can’t steal it again in a manner where they could possibly get 85% of the country to go along with it.

A full 35-40% of the public that was asleep in 2020 and didn’t see any reason to object to a stolen election the last time will not stand for a second shit show Biden term being forced on them by incompetent fuck ups screaming at them on their TVs that Biden just pulled off an amazing comeback and beat Trump again.

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X-Men ’97, Ep.1x04 – Motendo/Lifedeath – Pt. 1 (Spoilers)

This episode is interesting as it has one short story and the first third of a second one.  It’s also the shortest episode of the season.  And, really, there’s not much to talk about here (at least for the first half).

Motendo is a story where Mojo kidnaps Jubilee and Roberto and places them inside a video game.  They’re helped to escape by an older (computerized) version of Jubilee.  One who shows Jubilee that her powers will grow in time. 

Just a few things on this episode.  One, Jubilee and Roberto start a romantic relationship here.  Two, this was probably created as a way to have one last light moment before the rest of the season.  Three, the older Jubilee is based on a version of Jubilee who was a slave of Mojo (although she was from an alternate timeline).

Finally, this episode addresses one of the biggest issues with Jubilee in the tv show.  Jubilee, at least back in the ‘80s and ‘90s, actually had the potential to become a very powerful mutant in the comics.  The issue was that, in one of her earlier adventures, there was an incident where she lost control of her powers and blew up a mansion.  People died in the explosion (although my understanding is they were henchmen of The Mandarin and were the cause of her powers to go haywire).  The whole incident traumatized Jubilee and so she rarely uses her powers beyond the fireworks.  Of course, this never happened in the ‘90s cartoon and they just kind of…ignored the whole fact that Jubilee had some pretty intense powers.  So, I’m glad this show is evolving the character.

Anyway, moving on to Lifedeath Pt.1.  This story focuses on Forge and Storm.  Forge is trying to help Storm get her powers back and is working on a machine to do so.  At the same time, Forge and Storm are falling in love.  Forge eventually completes the machine and uses it on Storm, but it seems like the machine doesn’t work. 

The next day (or so) Storm sees Forge working on the machine again and asks him why it’s so important to help her.  Forge tells Storm that the gun used was based on the suppression collars that were used in Genosha.  And those collars were based on an idea that Forge gave to the government.  Storm is angry at being deceived as she believes he’s only helping her to ease his guilt, even though Forge swears he’s also doing this because he’s in love with her.  Storm leaves the home, only to find herself violently brought back to the house by an unknown force.  There Storm and Forge are attacked by a bird-like creature called The Adversary.  Forge is poisoned and Storm is captured.

Lifedeath is based on the story in the comics with the same name.  And like in this episode, we do find out that Forge is indirectly responsible for Storm losing her powers.  However, The Adversary is an X-Men foe from the storyline “Fall of the Mutants.” 

I do have one question as to why Storm doesn’t seem to know who Forge is.  I believe that the few episodes that Forge was in (uh, present day Forge, not future Forge) in the original series, Storm was not present.  However, other X-Men did meet him.  And he was the leader of X-Factor. You'd think she'd be debriefed, at least.

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Ariana Madix and Tom Sandoval's jaw-dropping confrontation over affair sets social media alight

Ariana Madix and her ex Tom Sandoval had an epic confrontation on the season 10 finale of Vanderpump Rules, which aired on Wednesday.Madix, 37, did not mince her words while discussing Sandoval's, 39, affair with co-star Raquel Leviss, 28, which ended their nine-year-long relationship. 'Do you want anything,' Sandoval — who was seen hyperventilating as he discussed his affair during one-on-one conversation with Lisa Vanderpump elsewhere in the episode — asked Madix, to which she replied, 'For you to die.'After the finale aired fans of the series took to social media to express their opinions with many praising Ariana for being 'strong' and 'elegant.' 'The most epic break-up moment in reality TV history,' another one wrote. 

Epic showdown: Ariana Madix, 37, and her ex Tom Sandoval, 39, had an epic confrontation on the season 10 finale of Vanderpump Rules, which aired on Wednesday

The end: Madix, 37, did not mince her words while discussing Sandoval's, 39, affair with co-star Raquel Leviss, 28, which ended their nine-year-long relationshipSomeone else chimed in writing, 'Scandovaling is the new word for 'I'm a victim, it's not my fault.' One meme saw Sandoval complaining about the couple's lack of a sex life and his lost 'mojo' to which Ariana replied, 'So f*** my friend then!' The fan reactions continued with another men showing Sandoval hugging his friend Tom Schwartz.'They are some of the most clueless fools on reality television,' the Twitter user captioned the photo.Another meme featured a scene from Gone With The Wind with Scarlett O'Hara weeping.'Sandoval crying like...' the caption read.'Wow. He never took any responsibility. And it's too late to reference your really good times together. 'F-offf sociopath,' someone else wrote. There were also accusations of Sandoval of being performative, with one Twitter user writing, 'What is this performance of crying on Schwartz's shoulder?' 'Sandoval is giving beginners acting class,' another added. 

Strong: After the finale aired fans of the series took to social media to express their opinions with many praising Ariana for being 'strong' and 'elegant'

Brutal memes: One meme saw Sandoval complaining about the couple's lack of a sex life and his lost 'mojo' to which Ariana replied, 'So f*** my friend then!'

Epic: 'The most epic break-up moment in reality TV history,' another one wrote

Scandovaling: Someone else chimed in writing 'Scandovaling is the new word for 'I'm a victim, it's not my fault'

Ariana fans: Plenty of fans sided with Ariana, with one meme of her featuring the caption, 'Not to be dramatic but give this woman an Emmy, an Oscar, a Nobel peace prize, the Lombardi trophy, the presidency. Give her the world'

Outstanding! 'Outstanding unstructured reality program 2023' 

Memes: The fan reactions continued with another men showing Sandoval hugging his friend Tom Schwartz

Weeping: Another meme featured a scene from Gone With The Wind with Scarlett O'Hara weeping. 'Sandoval crying like...' the caption read

Not taking responsibility: 'Wow. He never took any responsibility. And it's too late to reference your really good times together. 'F-offf sociopath,' someone else wrote

Backlash: Raquel also caught some flack, with a meme of her showing her smiling as someone wrote, 'Smiling about having an affair with your best friend's partner for seven months is unbelievably demonic'Plenty of fans sided with Ariana, with one meme of her featuring the caption, 'Not to be dramatic but give this woman an Emmy, an Oscar, a Nobel peace prize, the Lombardi trophy, the presidency. Give her the world.' There were also speculations regarding how long Sandoval's best friend Schwartz knew about the affair for: 'Schwartz definitely knew, he knew the whole time,' a commentator wrote. A meme also showed Schwartz saying, 'Dude, this is very bad' to which a commentator wrote, 'Understatement.' 'Sandoval is so fake. I wish someone would slap him,' an outraged Twitter user wrote. 'Plan the funeral, order the ham, get the preacher. Five minutes in and jaw on the floor,' a fan described their feelings about the beginning of the episode. Raquel also caught some flack, with a meme of her showing her smiling as someone wrote, 'Smiling about having an affair with your best friend's partner for seven months is unbelievably demonic.' Many poked fun of the affair, with one meme reading, 'A 40-year-old man making out in his mistress' studio apartment with galaxy lights on.' The memes got creative, with one featuring Joe Exotic from Tiger King saying, 'I'm never gonna financially recover from this' with the caption reading, 'Tom Schwartz explaining Scandoval.' 

Very bad: A meme showed Schwarts saying, 'Dude, this is very bad' to which a commentator wrote, 'Understatement' 

Poking fun: Many poked fun of the affair, with one meme reading, 'A 40-year-old man making out in his mistress' studio apartment with galaxy lights on'

Tiger King meme: The memes got creative, with one featuring Joe Exotic from Tiger King saying, 'I'm never gonna financially recover from this' with the caption reading, 'Tom Schwartz explaining Scandoval' 

Ouch: Fans also defended Scheana Shay for shoving Raquel, saying she 'not only betrayed Ariana, she betrayed pretty much everyone she was friends with, so I kind of understand Scheana shoving her' 

The best: 'I mean this without irony or hyperbole, but the first 10 minutes of tonight's Pump Rules finale is some of the best television I have ever seen'

Insane: 'The episode is insane already'

Jaw on the floor: 'Plan the funeral, order the ham, get the preacher. Five minutes in and jaw on the floor,' a fan described their feelings about the beginning of the episode 

Performance: There were also accusations of Sandoval of being performative, with one Twitter user writing, 'What is this performance of crying on Schwartz's shoulder'

Acting: 'Sandoval is giving beginners acting class' 

Speculating: There were also speculations regarding how long Sandoval's best friend Schwartz knew about the affair for: 'Schwartz definitely knew, he knew the whole time'

Fake: 'Sandoval is so fake. I wish someone would slap him,' an outraged Twitter user wroteFans also defended Scheana Shay for shoving Raquel, saying she 'not only betrayed Ariana, she betrayed pretty much everyone she was friends with, so I kind of understand Scheana shoving her.' After Madix told Sandoval she wished for his death, he replied, 'Well that’s inevitable.' The reality TV star then inquired about his affair, asking, 'How was your night at Raquel’s last night?' 'I was at Schwartz’s,' Sandoval replied. 'Still haven’t said sorry for what you actually did,' Ariana said.'Every time I try to apologize to you it just makes you more angry,' Sandoval said, sitting across from her drinking a beer.'Good let me be angry,' Ariana said. 'You should still f***ing apologize.' ‘I’m sorry,' Sandoval said. 'I didn’t want to hurt you.' 

Explosive: Following the finale, the Vanderpump Rules cast will be back together again for the reunion. The first part of the reunion will air Wednesday, May 24

Paused: Contract negotiations for the cast  have been paused amid the aftermath of Scandoval'You didn’t want to hurt me but then you continued to do something repeatedly over and over and over and over,' Ariana said. 'We stopped,' Sandoval told her. 'Dude, dude, it happened and it didn’t happen for a while.''I’ve been with you for nine years back when you lived with Schwartz, we became friends, when you were literally wearing combat boots and skinny jeans, and didn’t have a dime to your name driving a 1997 Honda Civic,' Ariana said. 'I love you then when you had nothing.'Following the finale, the Vanderpump Rules cast will be back together again for the reunion. The first part of the reunion will air Wednesday, May 24, then part two on Wednesday, May 31, and part three on Wednesday, June 7. It was revealed Wednesday that contract negotiations for the cast of Vanderpump Rules have been paused amid the aftermath of Scandoval.  Read the full article

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3 Televsion Shows That Fell Off

By Jared Leal, Anastasia Rafalska and Steven Le

SHERLOCK

By Anastasia Rafalska

“Help me please, I’m on a plane and everyone’s asleep.”

I really like how BBC has interpreted and turned into a movie novels of Arthur Conan Doyle, but honestly, the last episode is just a piece of crap. Some people think it’s a great finish, as Sherlock is revealed as a human, not a detective, but let me explain you something: Sherlock Holmes is the most genius detective in London. He is a legend, he is a person who with just one glance at a piece of paper can recreate an apartment where it was and in seconds determine if there is a weapon in the bag just by analyzing it’s weight, he can predict behaviour of the people couple weeks before.

And now, his character with exceptional intellectual ability is playing in the “real-life quest” done by his sister Eurus, where he was blackmailing by the phone calls from a little girl alone on a passenger plane, where everyone is unconscious apart from her.  I’ m not even taking into account the fact that he could refuse playing this game, as it must be clear to him that something doesn’t add up –the girl doesn’t know where she’s coming from or going, she seems relatively relaxed about the huge passages of time passing between their conversations. Surely he’d be able to deduce that she wasn’t really on a plane, yet he never appears to doubt the veracity of her call, consequently under the pressure Sherlock is almost ready to kill his brother and other people. 

The next important thing: from the second episode we were convinced that Eurus is the most dangerous prisoners in the world and according to Mycroft, she is “an era-defining genius beyond Newton”. She uses a lot of smart words, but if you just take a look on what she is doing during the whole episode, you’ll understand that there is nothing genius or original, there is no sense in her actions.

We love Sherlock Holmes for his deduction, extraordinary cases, unusual things that have a logical explanation, but unfortunately none of it was used in the last episode. 

THE 100

By Steven Le

There were many things in the story of the 100 that captivated us. The 100 is a story based on the post apocalypse of Earth after having radiation spread all over the world killing off mankind like a plague. Mankind had to create an Ark spaceship to send themselves into space to live until the Earth was freed of radiation and become inhabitable again. After 10 long years of living in space, the crew members had made a decision of sending 100 delinquents and misfits down to Earth to ‘test’ if it was safe to inhabit again. Throughout season 1, this plot had captivated many people as we would be following along with Clarke, the leader of the delinquents and see how they would prevail in the trials that await them. From the grounders who were used to the radiation to the surviving humans left in the mountains 10 years ago, seasons 1 to 2 had kept viewers entertained for months.

However, after season 2 was the start of where The 100’s storyline worsened. Throughout season 3 we find out that one of their own went out to look for salvation on Earth, only to become inhabited by an artificial intelligence bot named “Alie”. From this point, the story seemed way more farfetched than it was from the start. Having a mind controlling artificial intelligence infect people’s minds by simply eating a microchip that would attach itself at the back of your neck was just plain unreal and stupid. The affects that this microchip would do to someone was allow them hallucinate throughout their subconscious imagining a city called ‘The City of Light’, where no conflict would happen, and no hate would consume the hearts of man.

However, this was not all to the fall of The 100. After season 3’s crazy plotline, comes the current season, season 4. The plot was briefly touched upon at the end of season 3 where Clarke and the remaining people of the Ark found out that the Earth was doomed to radiation once again. When the problem was explained to their allies, the grounders and the rest of the Arkadian’s, no one had a surprised expression. The Arkadians seemed as though they felt no real imminent danger of possibly getting wiped out by the Earth’s radiation AGAIN! All in all my disappointment with the show currently is that they are lacking in certain details within the story that should be more carefully explained to allow viewers to fully understand the situation at hand. The show should also reveal more emotion as to how distressed our protagonists are feeling towards the current situation in season 4.

THE OFFICE

By Jared Leal

Note: May be difficult to understand without prior knowledge.

Note: I get heated in this one, bear with me and don’t take it too seriously, enjoy…

“Today, smoking is going to save lives.”

The quote by Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson) before one of the most outrageous pre-shows I have ever seen, sticks to this day. NBC’s adaptation of BBC’s “The Office” is one of the few shows that I consider a part of me. This comes from its more documentary type of presentation. The setting an ordinary workplace of supposedly ordinary people. The format would include monologues in the form of interviews of each character in between plot points. I’m no nerd, I don’t know if this format has been used before The Office and Parks and Recreation, but it definitely softens that veil of disbelief everyone has when consuming fiction. In other words, it feels real. Mix this with a dry sense of awkward, character-driven humour from its primary comedic engines in Michael Scott (Steve Carrell) and Dwight Schrute, and all I see is my favourite comedy television show of all time.

They glory is there from the very beginning, introducing main characters Michael with his unrelenting but genuine incompetence, Dwight and his arrogant but naïve superiority complex (as far as we think...), and the sustaining unresolved romantic tension of Jim Halpert (Jon Krasinski) and Pam Beasley (Jenna Fischer). This glory is sustained through 7 seasons of wonderful ups and downs that all the characters shared and fought through. Then Michael Scott leaves.

I actually watched the 8th season, the first full season without Steve Carrell as the primary character. Ed Helms’ Andy Bernard takes over Michael’s managing job and the show’s attempts to restore former glory without shamefully replicating it, commence. This season wasn’t good but it definitely wasn’t horrid, but without the driving force of the show, it was evidently missing something. I am actually part of the group of viewers that actually enjoyed Andy and Erin Hannon’s (Ellie Kemper) romance; the previous season setup several subtle but sweet moments which were resolved this season, much to my satisfaction (we’ll get back to this).

Which leads us to the 9th and final season, which I could not bear to complete. I can’t really say how bad it is or even if it is actually bad, but I can say how my optimism was gutted. Introducing a plethora of new characters I don’t care about, this late into the show, is the first mistake. Evidently, I don’t remember their names and don’t have the dignity to search them up, but they were two young office dudes I think. The asshole-ification of Andy was the second mistake: making him act like an ass to his employees and making him neglect Erin (who he worked so hard for) is just not something I saw him doing when he was first introduced in the 3rd season. This of course led to end of their relationship, which I thought couldn’t get much worse until she rebounded onto one of the two new nobodies I mentioned before (for the record, I’m sure they’re nice guys). This is of course is where the thrill was gone completely; actually I stopped before this happened (thanks to Wikia for softening this blow).

So yeah, I guess my disappointment with the show and the fact that I could not receive proper closure to one of my favourite shows of all time got me heated in this post. But the beauty of fiction is that I can choose to stop my suspension of disbelief whenever I want. And I can still enjoy the first seven seasons as I did before because it makes me happy. And I’m crying now, goodbye.

I aint don’t worry.