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(For those who donât know, the song is âCloserâ by Nine Inch Nails)
This was probably funnier in my headâŠ
(Please excuse my awful handwriting)
#tmnt#indieâs turtles#indie tmnt#nine inch nails#bad jokes#family humor#I guess idk#You ever listen to music with your fam and then itâs your turn#But then you forget how bad the song is lyrics wise and then they all slow turn to you as if you wrote them?#maybe this is just meâŠ
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âHavenât You Noticed (Iâm a Star)â from Steven Universe works so ridiculously well for Leo
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#rottmnt leo#rise leo#listen itâs morning now and I havenât slept so bear with me for the sudden unwarranted lyric analysis haha#a lotttt of the lyrics work so well for him#not even just the overall theme the words just work great#first lyric is literally âI canât help it if I make a sceneâ which is one to one with âLeoâs makin a sceneâ from the rottmnt opening like-#âIâm turning heads and Iâm stopping trafficâ -> Leo has not made it a secret that he values his looks a LOT#-not just his looks but also his ability to get peopleâs attention#âwhen I pose they scream when I joke they laughâ -> I feel like this speaks for itself#-posing and joking for the crowd and himself#âIâve got them dazzled like a stage magicianâ -> works both with Leoâs canonical love of magicians and his aptitude with tricks in general#âwell everybody needs a friend and Iâve got you and you and youâ -> I just think itâd be cute to imagine his friends here just as his bros#âI got you and you and youâ = âmy brainy guy my smashing guy and eats peanut butter with his fingers guyâ#âhavenât you noticed that Iâm a star?â -> Leo loves attention and especially loves when his feats and efforts are acknowledged#+ he loves glam rock and sci-fi and being a champ and - listen he has a LOT of star symbolism with him#âhavenât you noticed I made it this farâ - Leo is well aware of how dangerous situations get and thinks himself only a part of a whole#-so hey itâs notable that heâs survived this long yeah?#ânow everyone can see me burningâ -> self-sacrificing with his family bearing witness + all his star and flame symbolism in general#+ how attention naturally goes to him - including bad attention where his mistakes are highlighted and burn bright#also even the limo lyric-#obviously this boy has never and will never own a limo but one of his main secondary colors IS pink so even that#okay that one is just a joke but he would#(on that note though I think the other colors the boys gravitate to outside THEIR color are fun to notice)#I donât actually know too much about Steven universe beyond the songs and some eps but I like the music#and this just came to my tired mind so here you go anyone whoâs interested#may draw something with these lyrics dunno yet#itâs a good song in any case even though itâs super short
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đđ dragon...
So maybe I am a sucker for the watercolor brushes- you can't stop me
Should I do more colored art? Idk.
Gotta disappear now âïž
#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#art#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#crossover#tmnt crossover#tmnt 2003#tmnt casey marie#rottmnt raph#rottmnt dragons#little dragons au#paper scales au#im so sorry i was listening to sky children of the light music and i justz#i need to draw another#đ„șđđ forgiv#dragons#i like dragons#and turtles.
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Usagi likes metal music, influenced by rocksteady and bebop after hanging out with them for some time
#my art#i dont think i listen to alot of metal music. but i do like Heavenly#tmnt against all odds#tmnt iteration#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt usagi#april o'neil#tmnt hun#tmnt casey jones#tmnt raph#tmnt rocksteady#tmnt bebop
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Sooooo yâall see the latest @somerandomdudelmao comic update? Because once again it is living in my head, which means once again my brain has generated fic. This oneâs ~1200 words and slightly less tragic, depending on whether or not you take dramatic irony into account.
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It starts fairly innocuously.
One of the surviving technicians monitors a computer as it finally, finally boots up successfully, whooping when the Genius Tech loading screen pops up. He grins and pats the power cable. "Thanks, Raph!"
It catches on.
A water purifier, disconnected to save a struggling power supply, gets plugged back in. It chugs back to life, and the kids responsible for its upkeep cheer and high five. One of them waves at the ceiling, where a power conduit runs overhead. "Thanks, Mister Raph!"
And it spreads like wildfire.
Every time something works the way it's supposed to - every time a much-needed device pops back to life, or the emergency doors close correctly, or a dying lightbulb flickers on one more time - they thank Raph. In gleeful shouts and careful whispers, they show gratitude for the person who gave up his life - and his second chance at life, at that - to keep them safe. It makes the emergency base, ramshackle and barely held together as it is, feel a little more like a home. A little more alive.
It doesn't take long for a few unspoken rules to develop.
They never say it in front of the metal shell. It's one thing to say it to the walls, the cables, the electricity; it's something else to say it to a figure with a face, seated against the wall like a sentinel that will awaken and protect them when danger arises.
(Nevermind that they've been in danger, constant and unending, for decades, and that this sentinel is already protecting them in smaller, everyday ways.)
They learn very quickly never to say it in front of Raph's surviving family, either. Master Leonardo gets angry when he hears it. It's an anger born of grief and loss, painful but not dangerous to allies, but given how terrifying Master Leonardo can be on the battlefield or a bad day, nobody really wants that anger directed at them. Master Michaelangelo just stops when he hears it, lips curling up in an expression too devoid of life to truly be called a smile. It's almost worse to witness than Master Leonardo's anger. No, they learn to watch themselves in front of the family, carefully taking their gratitude towards a dead man elsewhere.
Until the day someone forgets and says it in front of Casey Junior.
The kid looks up at Roger with wide, almost hopeful eyes. "Why did you- is he here? Can you feel him?"
Roger stares back at him with equally wide eyes. He'd just been grateful the computer had booted correctly for his monitor shift, and he hadn't been looking, and now he has to try to explain this to a kid who's never known a life outside the apocalypse. Oh boy. "No, uh- I mean- I don't have magic like your dads do, Casey, I couldn't-" He sighs. "It's just...a thing people do, when things work. Before the Krang, we had all sorts of machines that made life easier, and...we'd talk to 'em. Thank 'em when they worked, yell or beg when they didn't...I remember threatening a fax machine once, not that that made any difference. I think that just...kinda carried over here." Wait. "Not that your uncle was a machine or anything-"
"His body was a machine," Casey says simply, with a pragmatism that Roger hadn't been expecting. Apocalypse-raised kid. Right. "That wasn't what made him Uncle Raph. He was- it's-" Casey falters, expression starting to crumble. Pragmatism be damned, the kid is still grieving-
Rem, just coming off her shift, steps in smoothly. It's not the first time she's saved Roger's ass, both on and off the battlefield, and it won't be the last. "We know," she says gently, putting an arm around Casey's shoulders. "What Roger means is that we're grateful he's keeping us going, and that people like to bond with machines even when they're too simple to bond back. We all used to name our cars - can you believe it?"
"I named mine Red Rider," Roger says wistfully. He still misses that car.
"And I used to sneak out of the Hidden City with my cloaking brooch and go joyriding outside of human cities," Rem says, a grin splitting her feline muzzle. "I named every car I stole Phantom, like I thought I was cool."
Casey smiles - small and watery, but there nonetheless - and Roger breathes a sigh of relief. "What else did you name?"
"I mean, it was mostly cars, but some people named their computers."
"I had a friend who named her phone and just kept adding numbers when she had to replace it. It was Duchess O'Brien the eighth last I'd heard."
"I know some Yokai named their weapons, but I never really kept track of those. It was more of a Battle Nexus fandom thing."
Another Yokai leans in - a four eyed lizard whose name Roger could never remember no matter how hard he tried - and Roger shuts up. She's in charge of security now, and honestly she intimidates him. She looks around - at him, at Rem, at Casey - and then intones seriously, "I once named a kitchen appliance Toasty McToastFace."
There's a beat of silence. Casey has a lopsided grin growing on his face, like he doesn't get the joke but he knows it is one, and that's enough to lift his mood.
And then Rem doubles over, cracking up, and Bob smiles carefully. "Really loved that toaster, huh?"
"It was my closest friend," the lizard Yokai replies, deadpan as hell, before leaving the conversation.
Casey turns that confused grin on Roger. "Was she serious?"
"Kid, I have no idea. Some people are just really into this kinda thing."
Rem finally straightens up, wiping a tear from her eye with a paw. "Ohhhh boy. Oh, I needed that." She turns her smile back on Casey. "Point being, naming something makes it a little more real, and makes you a little more likely to take care of it. The system here...already has a name. We're just saying thank you, you know?"
The grin on Casey's face settles down into consideration. "Yeah, I think I do. I- Thanks. I'm gonna-" He waves at the door to finish his sentence.
"Go for it, kid." Roger waves him off as he departs, then sighs once he's gone. "God, that kid is just hemmhorraging family, isn't he."
"We all are, Roger, it's the fucking apocalypse." Rem flicks an ear.
"Yeah, but still. It's rough." There's a second or two of silence. "Also, if he says it in front of Master Leonardo, I'm denying all knowledge of this conversation."
"Spirits, same."
Roger learns a few days later - from Rem, of course - that Casey has named his chainsaw hockey stick Killer, because it's what his mom used to call him. Well damn, if kids like him are gonna be the future, then maybe they have some hope after all. He raps on a wall lightly, just below where the power conduit is mounted. "I know you didn't have a lot of time with the kid, but you did a good job." He can't help but smile. "Thanks, Raph."
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt casey jr#rottmnt raphael#if you squint#cass apocalyptic series#somerandomdudelmao#writing#fic#no gods no betas we die like RAPH APPARENTLY GOOD GODDAMN#I've been in IT for a decade#and there's something to be said for the human propensity to name machines#and other objects of personal value and use#and talk to them like they're capable of listening and responding#no way that died in the apocalypse#I have never named my phone#all of my computers have been named after musical terms#and my cars have been Chupathingy and Puma respectively#because some fandoms never fucking die#there's another story here I didn't write#about how some places seem to develop a personality and a presence all on their own#and how this makeshift base is literally powered by someone else's life#and in a world of magic and monsters#how does that affect things if it does at all?#is it a haunting or a mystic residue or simply something that has power in the minds and hearts of its occupants?#I love this shit#by the way#Duchess O'Brien is not a reference#Red Rider definitely is though it's not referencing what you think#Toasty McToastFace is the obvious one
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TMNT x music
The Iteration: Archie era comics
Who made the reference: Oyuki Mashimi
The Band: Shonen Knife
The Song: N/A
From the winter 1994 Archie comics Special Oyuki wears a shirt reading, 'Shonen Knife'.
Shonen Knife is a Japanese pop-punk band formed in Osaka in 1981.[3] Influenced by 1960s girl groups, pop bands, the Beach Boys, and early punk rock bands such as the Ramones, the band crafts stripped-down songs with simple yet unconventional lyrics sung both in Japanese and English.[4][5] via wikipedia
No real reason for choosing to link this particular album other than it has most of the songs I remember from my childhood, also Shonen Knife's dope, give them a listen. bonus fact, kurt cobain covered twist barbie (and a bunch of other bands because every band has a shonen knife that loves them)
#tmnt x music#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#shonen knife#oyuki mashimi#xennial on main#leonardo#donatello#michelangelo#raphael#april o'neil#splinter#tmnt is a parody ouroboros#tmnt is a bullhorn and echo chamber of pop culture#tmnt is a self-referential ouroboros#tmnt as pop culture commentary#maybe this is how you find a new band to listen to#hi it's me snackugaki one of many of your local 90s Turtlemania survivors
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Welcome to Leonâs Medical Malpractice how may we help you?
#harveyâs arts and stuff#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt leonardo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt donatello#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt michelangelo#rottmnt raph#rottmnt raphael#cw needles#tw needles#doctors office setting#had medic/doctor leo on the brain#and also I was listening to evil musics#cw syringe#tw syringe#trypanophobia warning
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beep beep mother fucker wake up and smell the AUs
(aka the Aus that have ben stuck in my mind for too long and now they are unleashed)
first up-
Turtles are Strange (Life is strange au)
I thought- hey, Mikey and Max both got time travel powers, what am I to do with this? And then I made this thing.
Little details about the designs:
Donnie has a tattoo of Leo's red crest marks on each of his forearms
Mikey is wearing one of Donnie's spare shirts in the art bellow
Donnie is wearing one of Leo's shirts under his jacket
Mikey's jacket is Max's OG jacket from the games
(WARNING THIS IS NOT A HAPPY ONE) If you know the game's plot YOU KNOW
(I have changed a lot from the OG game there is ZERO romance except for a brief appearance from Usagi and a small subplot) (and I've also removed some of the more triggering aspects due to personal reasons)
Long story short, Big Mama and Splinter split up, and she takes Donnie in the divorce. Afraid to loose anymore of his family, Splinter packs up and leaves Arcadia with Raph, Leo and Mikey, taking them far away to the city. This happening when they were 12-14
About two years down the line, Leo runs away to reunite with his twin in Arcadia Bay, which he does. Mikey and Raph stay behind in the city, Mikey to young to really understand what's going on, and Raph insistent on staying with pops.
Years later, Mikey decides he wants to go to Blackwell Academy in his old hometown, as he wants to see his family and study photography/painting. Mikey discovers he has time powers during a fight in the bathroom where he saves the life of one of the people.
This turns out to be Donnie, who has grown rougher and bitter, as he feels he was left behind by his family.
And now, Leo is missing.
(I have the ENTIRE plot of this AU written, and if you guys wanna hear more PLEASE SAY SO)
originally this was gonna be a full multi choice comic, but I couldn't settle on an art style I liked that was quick and easy to draw, and I am not paid enough/lh to draw a fully rendered comic like that.
here is the other AU
#GOD this has been eating my brain like a little worm for MONTHS#rottmnt#rottmnt au#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt donnie#smarts and crafts#life is strange au#god I sped ran these drawings SO QUICKLY my hand is on the ground it has detached itself from my arm#tc*st fuck the hell off#I just wanna listen to the game music whilst drawin an thinkin of turtles#tmnt au
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I once wrote a headcanon stating each of the Rise boisâ favourite musicals because letâs be real they live underneath Broadway and their dad is an actor of course theyâre theatre kidsâŠ
If I remember correctly, I proposed that Raphâs fav was Hades Town, Mikeyâs was Hamilton, and Leoâs was Wicked. I figured that Donnieâs fav was Be More Chill.
I am now altering that headcanon, I submit to you that Leo would enjoy In The Heights so much because of all the Spanish in that musical and if they love Lin-Manuel Miranda then OF COURSE Leo would love that musical. And I think that Donnie, though he does like Be More Chill, would absolutely ADORE Little Shop of Horrors.
(And no this has nothing to do with the fact that I recently became obsessed with the revamped musical with Jonathon Groff and Jeremy Jordan, what are you even talking aboutâ)
#i have been listening to that musical on repeat for the past few days#this kind of reminds me of a comic plot I came up with where Donnie made a giant talking plant that was gonna eat everyone haha#i called it turtle shop of horrors#i still wanna write that plot tho#little shop of horrors#grow for me#feed me seymour#broadway#theatre kid#theatre nerd#broadway geek#musicals#rottmnt headcanons#headcanon#rottmnt#rottmnt donatello#rottmnt leonardo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt leo#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt raph#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#tutant meenage neetle teetles
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in these past few days i've been thinking about a lot of things
i want to do more stuff with each one of 'em. damn.
#i wanna do new chonks cuz i have some design ideas for some characters.#but i also wanna work on my fangoji stuff cuz i found some proper designs for other characters.#oh then there's oscar. i wanna draw him more i wanna draw him being silly cuz he is my silly little boy.#but i also have a lot of new ideas for my own wof world#then there is harry. from my spiderman hyperfixation. you stay there for a while babe#ok thats it imma go listen some music while i make fake scenarios in my head#then make a list to all of these stuff#blutacoz art#the umbrella academy#tua#tua oscar#wings of fire#wof#wof turtle#wings of chonks#wof ocs#godzilla#fangoji#gojira#godzilla oc#spiderman#raimiverse#harry osborn
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Random lazy sketching <3
Itâs fun uploading experimental work
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#tmnt#digital art#teenage muntant ninja turtles#teenage mutant ninja turtles#iâm tired#mikey tmnt#tmnt mikey#michelangelo tmnt#tmnt michelangelo#sketching#Iâm lazy#:]#painter#mikey is a painter#mikey listens to loud hyper music
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BroooooI wanted to do the question thiingingintinf that u reblogged ifydm <3
Okaokay so JECKA (My baby) withhh 2,3,5,12,13,16 and 22 (is that too much?? Sry if it is đ)
Lol itâs no issue, these are actually kinda fun. It took me a bit to come up with some of them:
2. Favorite canon thing
While some people see it as a headcanon, it's referenced in-game that Jecka is book smart (all the AP classes that she takes, and I think she's mentioned to be a straight-A student somewhere, but lol someone correct me if I'm wrong). I just like the idea that she's a secret nerd.
I also like how she has a good head on her shoulders, trying to keep Nicole out of trouble, despite her own problematic issues (letting Nicole get away with some things as long as it doesn't affect her).
3. Least favorite canon thing
Her in-game art sprite, excluding the promo art for Flip Side--that art made her look so good that I forgot her game was a flop.
I'm sure other people have noticed it too, but it's not just Jecka's sprite art I dislike, it's all the female characters. Their chests look too big to a point where it feels like the creator sexualizes them. But I guess that's not surprising coming from someone who projects himself onto Jeffery.
5. First song that comes to mind
I actually don't have a song that comes to mind that makes me think of Jecka, but if I did, I'd probably say maybe a few R&B songs (mostly because of Flip Side's intro song).
12. Headcanon for this character
I have quite a few, but some are headcanons that the general fandom has had:
Has anger issues stemmed from her tumultuous home life (learned from her dad)
Neurotic and probably a control freak over a lot of things in her life, which can be seen from how she reacts to things going wrong (Nicole getting shot, breaking down in front of the school therapist about her dad's abuse and side job stepping on men for money, dating Mr. Katz just so she could get an A in the class)
More toned and works out a lot compared to Nicole's noodley body
Her form of self-harm is typically overworking herself to keep herself from overthinking
Constantly thinking about the future (and things hopefully getting better after high school) keeps her from giving into her depression
13. Emoji
Sometimes I think of this one đ
when it comes to Jecka. But I think she probably uses this one đ ironically at first when texting Nicole.
16. Least favorite ship for this character
I was going to mention a femslash ship, but it's already super niche and rare anyway that there's no need to even bring it up. I don't really dislike it, but I'm just not invested all too much in the other character Jecka is shipped with.
Other than that, all the men in the game.
22. Like/Dislike from fic
I don't think I've come across it, but I'm not really the biggest fan of when a fic makes Jecka out to be the "good guy" or morally better than Nicole, which isn't a high bar when we're thinking of the games. She can be pretty naive and let morally corrupt things happen (White Pride Ending from the first game) even if it's not to the same extent as Nicole. I mostly bring this up because I've seen some YouTube comments make Jecka to be a completely flawless person (again, in comparison to Nicole).
Things I do like in fic is when more of her character is expanded upon with what little we got in the first two games (actually, throw in Flip Side too because that game barely went much about Jecka's character).
As much as Flip Side was a flop, there was a comment in one of the gameplay videos that mentioned how Jecka seems to have a shorter temper than Nicole (immediately yelling at Crispin to tell him to fuck off). It made me think of wanting to see more fics that expand on Jecka turning out to be just like her dad even if she doesn't mean to.
#turtle speaks#class of 09#also sorry i dont listen to too many artists out there#im either a video game ost kind of person#or i listen to the same song over and over again#so when ppl ask what kind of music i like#i just say literally anything
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it's so funny to me that this is what their relationship becoming. this was not in my original draft at all
#rottmnt#rottmnt au#minor interference au#minor interference meme#rottmnt shitpost#rottmnt draxum#rottmnt leo#leonardo hamato#rise of the tmnt#my art#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#at some point it's gonna be less 'breaking into draxum's house to annoy him with loud music'#and more 'breaking into draxum's house to listen to music with him and maybe have chats about life and shit'#but we're still getting there lol
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Why are strawberry the cure for wishes đ€
It's him favorite(he loves fruits).
If you want to turn back your wish, you basically have to bribe him with food gift him giftsđ
He'll then give you a blessing afterwards.
#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#art#crossover#tmnt crossover#vinny asks#asks#paper scales au#little dragons au#the dragons weakness is food; and dai is a big foodie#for things that are actually food- unlike his bros#turtle tot mikey#tmnt turtle tots#rottmnt turtle tots#turtle tots#listening to doom music while drawing baby dai hit diff...#you dont know how quickly i jump onto the chance to draw baby dai#hopefully this ask gets answered; for some reason they haven't sent lately. might be because of the storm awhile ago
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In Fathoms Below - Ch. 4
Ch. 4 - The Stowaway
Characters: Gale, Karlach, Wyll, Lae'zel, Shadowheart, Astarion, Halsin, Minthara, Gortash + other OCs; pairing is Gale x fem!Tav Plot: The island city of Nautera disappeared over 4500 years ago, if it ever existed at all. Now not a single, legitimate record of Nautera exists, save for one. The Nauterran Account. Long thought lost, it has recently been retrieved from the depths of Candlekeepâs archives and placed into the capable hands of one Gale Dekarios. With the Nauterran Account in hand and an eclectic team of Baldurians and other allies mounting an official expedition, Gale journeys to find the ruins of NauteraâŠbut hopes to find so much more. A/N: I promised we'd get a pale vampire didn't I? Well, we might have also bitten off more than we can chew in this chapter...but you'll have to read on to see. You might also notice I'm making a few changes to the canon for a few characters. You'll see why...eventually.
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âA stowaway?â Minthara said, her lips curling into a playful smirk. Playful in the way that a tressym whoâs cornered a pigeon feels playful. âHow convenient. I was just thinking we might need to gather a sacrifice or two to appease any gods on our journey.â
âH-hang on,â the elf said. âLetâs not get too hasty. I can explainââ
âSave your words, darthiir. Lest I decide to kill you where you kneel.â
âHowâd he even get on the sub?â Karlach mumbled nearby. Beside her, Shadowheart simply shrugged. Gale stayed quiet, but he suspected he knew exactly how the elf managed to steal aboard. Perhaps it wasn't Tara in that large supply crate after all...
âHe looks like a vampire,â Wyll said, crossing his arms. âRed eyes, sharp fangs, pale skin. All the signs are there.â
The elf opened his mouth as if to argue, and then visibly seemed to change course. He looked up at Minthara instead. âI donât suppose that rules me out for sacrifice? After all, I am undead. Not much left to sacrifice.â
She merely continued to smirk. âIt makes no difference to me whether you are undead or not. If anything, it makes you even more disposable.â
âBut I could be useful! Not as a sacrifice. Iâer, I couldââ His eyes cast around the room as if desperately searching for inspiration.Â
Another gnome pilot spoke up while he struggled to come up with something useful. âSaer, weâre approaching the first area marked on the maps.â
âEnough, Minthara. We will deal with this later,â Gortash said, leveling a significant, almost warning look at her. "We have more pressing matters to attend to."
He turned to his pilots. âActivate the searchlights and begin a slow sweep of the area. Everyone else, eyes on our surroundings. You know what to look for.â
âAye, saer. All engines reduce to ten percent,â Redhammer said.
A chorus of pilots responded with confirmations and other reports, and the great rumbling of engines that had filled the air and thrummed through the floor decreased to a faint purr in the background. Through the view of the glass ceiling and windows, towering cliffsides and rock formations materialized into view as the submersible slowed to a crawl, drifting slowly through the deep sea valleys and trenches.
âYou two, keep an eye on the vampire, will you?â Gortash said, gesturing dismissively toward the drow.Â
The two dark-clad soldiers glanced briefly at Gortash before focusing on Minthara again, clearly awaiting further orders. She stared down at Astarion with obvious disdain before turning away and moving to gaze out of the glass on the port side of the submersible.
âBind him and keep him secure here in the helm. I donât want him underfoot. If he makes any attempts to fleeâŠstake him in the heart.â She flashed a crimson-laced warning look over her shoulder at the vampire before facing the windows again.
Gale watched, uneasy, as the drow soldiers bound the vampireâs arms behind his back and tied his legs together at the ankles. The vampire, to his credit, only murmured a few dark words under his breath, but more or less consented to the treatment. He settled down to kneel in a corner of the helm, watching them all with wary curiosity. Gale doubted he even knew what kind of situation he had gotten himself into.
âPoor guy,â Karlach said softly, joining Gale at the desk. âFeels kinda gross to claim a prisoner on our first dayâŠbut thatâs Gortash and Minthara for you.â
âHave you worked for them long?â he asked, looking up at the fiery tiefling.Â
âLong enough,â she said. âGortash more than Minthara, though. I signed on to work for him over ten years ago. Then I got dragged into the hells. Literally."
"Literally?" Surely she wasn't being serious.
"Yup. Hear that?â She banged on her chest. Beneath the sound of fist on flesh, there was a dull metal thunk. He leaned in closer despite himself. In the quiet wake of the reduced engines, he could hear the faint sounds of machinery clicking and whirring and the soft, rhythmic release of steam.Â
âIs thatâŠmetal?â he asked, a little awed and a little queasy. How in the world...?
âInfernal engine for a heart,â she said, stating the grim fact with about as much weight as if she were admitting her hair was naturally black. âCourtesy of a certain archdevil in Avernus. I spent years down there, a soldier in the Blood War, before Gortash made a few deals to bring me back. Never did find out the details, butâŠit doesnât matter. I owe him my life.â
Gale could scarcely believe what he was hearing, and yet, it was far from the most ludicrous or tragic true story heâd ever heard, even in his short life. âHow did you end up there in the first place?â
She shrugged. âI couldnât tell you. One minute, itâs any old day. The next, Iâm waking up in the hells with this thing in my chest.â
She fell silent for a second and then quietly, almost a whisper, said, âZariel said Gortash sold me to her for a bargain, butâŠthat canât be true. He sacrificed so much to bring me back, he can't have been the one to sell me out. He even fixed up the engine so I wouldnât be on fire all the time. She must have been lying.â
But even as she spoke the words, a tone of doubt crept into her voice until at last she looked uncertain. Gale didnât know what to say, so he said nothing.
After a few seconds, she shook her head and glanced back at the vampire. âAnyway, as much as I hate to see it, itâs just how things are around here. I hope we can just let him go somewhere in the Underdark, though.â
Gale studied the vampire again. He was expecting feral hunger and wicked glances, but the elf simply watched his surroundings in silence. He looked, if anything, resigned. Even tired.
But perhaps it was all a ruse.Â
âIâm gonna go talk to him,â Karlach decided all of a sudden. âSee what heâs about.â
âJust make sure Minthara doesnât get too annoyed with you,â Gale advised. âShe seems to have plans for him.â
Karlach waved this off with âpfft!â and a smile before jogging over to the two drow soldiers and the vampire. Gale watched her chat a moment, a little smile on his face, before collecting the Nauterran Account, tucking it back into his satchel, and moving toward the windows on the starboard side.
Laeâzel and Wyll were both staring out of the glass next to Gale, watching the underwater scenery drift by. Amid cliffs and crags, there were standalone towers of stone, deep crevices, and far too many caves, some shallow, some deep. Night must have well and truly fallen by now because the water beyond the reach of the enchanted lights had grown pitch black, like a dense cloak of darkness. It didnât make the search any easier.
The searchlight nearest the three of them swept slowly over the sea floor between cliffs and towers, at first illuminating nothing but stone and sand. There were no signs of any statues or carved structures just yet, but as for caves and crevices? There were more than heâd been expecting. It might take them hours to find anything worthwhile.Â
After a moment, though, new shapes came into the light. Sometimes sharp and jagged, sometimes rounded and smooth, these shapes were noticeably different than the natural rock formations that surrounded them.
Shipwrecks.
âUh oh,â Wyll murmured. âThatâs not a good sign.âÂ
As more and more came into view, it was undeniable that they were anything other than the shattered remains of ships. Masts, hulls, even rare glimpses of shredded metal lay scattered around the sea floor and the cliff sides. It was as though an entire fleet of ships had been dragged down into the depths, suddenly and all at once.
Beside Gale, Laeâzel made a sharp noise. âChk. There are enough ships here to build an armada. An old battle between two navies, perhaps?â
Gale frowned. âNo, I donât believe so. Lookâthere are too many different ship designs.â He pointed out several that he recognized. âWaterdhavian. Calishite. Even Luskan designs. These ships would have come from all over the Sword Coast, and perhaps even from Evermeet and beyond.â
âSome of these are quite old, perhaps even centuries old,â Wyll said. âI recognize a few ships from history books about Baldurâs Gateâs early days, the kind of ship Balduran himself would have sailed in.â
âWe must be getting close,â Gale said. âPerhaps some of these people were sailing for Evermeet, but othersâŠthey must have also been looking for Nautera.â
The three of them were quiet a moment, watching as more and more shipwrecks came into view, their hulls cracked open, their masts splintered into shrapnel, their sails and flags and ropes little more than threads. At last, Wyll finally voiced the question they were doubtless all thinking.
âWhat dragged them down here?â
Gale dared not guess. His mind was already swimming with visions of catastropheâeverything from a great tempest or a whirlpool to the colossal figure of Umberlee herself, her blue-scaled face rising up before them with flashing eyes and a smile full of several rows of needle-sharp teeth.
None of this boded well. The sooner they found those statues, the better.
He moved the strap of his satchel from one shoulder to the other, so that it crossed his body, and made his way to the front of the helm to peer out of the windows there. He leaned against one of the metal control units, his nose nearly to the glass, trying to see further ahead despite the darkness of the water.Â
Gortash joined him after a moment, frowning deeply as he stared out through the glass. âBlast this infernal darkness, I can barely see a thing.â
âPerhaps if you left the searching to those of us with advanced darkvision, your lordship,â came Mintharaâs voice from across the helm, a hint of a smirk in her voice.
Gortash ignored her. âWhat we need is a powerful light spell,â he said instead, turning to smile at Gale. âI donât suppose you haveââ
His next words were ripped from his throat as the entire submersible lurched violently upward with a deafening bang, driving everyone to their knees or knocking them completely off their feet. The submersible tilted abruptly to one side, forcing Gale to grab onto a series of metal pipes to keep himself from sliding completely across the floor. Shouts rang out around the helm as pilots struggled to get back to their places and right the submersible again.
âWhat did we hit?â Gortash demanded, grabbing onto the control panel to clamber back to his feet. âGive me a damage report! Now!â
Another massive blow was his answer as something struck the back half of the submersible, sending them spinning nearly full circle. Redhammer bellowed commands as those not piloting the submersible fit themselves into nooks or secured themselves by hanging onto anything bolted to the seacraft, be it railings, controls, or pipes. A grating, repetitive alarm began to blare through the room and down the passageways of the submersible.
Suddenly the submersible lurched again with another bang, this time as if something had wrapped around the exterior and yanked it around. The pilots struggled against wheels and levers as they spun or activated on their own, but it was useless as the submersible was pulled upward and tilted sharply down. Gale tumbled over the top of the control panel he was standing near, hitting the glass of the front windows as the seacraft tipped dangerously downward, almost vertical. He caught himself on hands and knees, landing painfully, but it wasnât the pain that froze him.
It was the sight of a massive, reptilian face and large, glowing yellow eyes that chilled the blood in his veins.
âOak Father preserve us,â he heard Halsin say, somewhere in the back of the room behind him. âIs thatââ
âA dragon turtle!â Wyll finished, his voice a mix of boyish excitement and sharp warning.
The dragon turtle tilted its giant head and then unlatched its jaws in a grin-like fashion. Its mouth was easily large enough to swallow half their submersible in one go. A serrated edge, almost like teeth, lined each jaw, the upper jaw forming a sharp beak that looked all too capable of puncturing even the thick metal exterior of their submersible. They were trapped in its claws, Gale realized, held fast in its strong grip as they tilted again under the dragon turtleâs piercing gaze.
A deep rumbling, like a laugh, issued forth from the depths of its throat, vibrating through the submersible. Then it spoke, its voice so deep and slow Gale could scarcely make sense of the words, even if there werenât several inches of metal and glass between him and the dragon turtle. The volume and deep timbre of the voice shook the seacraft, rattling everything that wasnât nailed downâthe desk, trinkets around the room, even Galeâs bones. The sound was deafening, dampened only barely by the exterior of the submersible.
âWhat language is this?â Shadowheart shouted. âWhat is it saying?â
âI thinkâit must be draconic!â Gale shouted back, struggling not to collapse under the force of the impossibly deep voice. It finally trailed off, leaving a strange buzzing behind, as if everything were still reverberating from its short speech.
Gale could scarcely form a thought, the ringing in his ears was so loud. He suddenly felt tiny, staring down the maw of the gigantic creature with only a few inches of glass between himself and almost certain death. Something gripped his chest and squeezed it painfully, something that forced his breaths to turn shallow and sharp.
Terror, he realized distantly, as his body seemed to rapidly cool and grow warm in flashes.
He was terrified.
âWizard, what did it say?â Minthara asked.
âIâŠâ He could feel his hands shaking and the adrenaline singing in his veins. Was this to be his fate? Swallowed by a dragon turtle, or left to drown in the depths of its lair? All he could do was stare at one of the creature's large eyes, fixed beneath its glowing yellow gaze.
A familiar and loathsome ache seized his chest as panic threatened to consume him, constricting his heart and hardening his lungs. The mark on his chest began to glow bright purple in response to the pain. Almost like a reminder. He could do it nowâif they couldnât get out of this alive, would it be so bad to take the dragon turtle with them? If heâ
âWizard!â
He squeezed his eyes shut, forcing himself to focus. He mentally called back to just a moment ago, trying to retrieve the syllables and sounds the dragon turtle had said from his memory and play them again in his head, forming the words silently on his lips as he recalled each word. His eyes snapped open as understanding dawned on him.
âIt said, âGreetings, strange metal one,ââ he translated in a slightly quivering voice. âIt...it wants to know what tribute we bring.â
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale dekarios#gale#gale of waterdeep#my fic#bg3 fic#bg3 fanfic#bg3 fanfiction#in fathoms below#this chapter was SO MUCH FUN to write#I listened to so much battle music#also if you're curious#the dragon turtle's voice sounds like jormungandr in the god of war games#look up clips and you'll understand immediately
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Everyone else is having fun with spotify wrapped meanwhile I have to wait till the end of December for my music app to tell me my top songs this year :(
#the turtle speaks#I'm still not gonna use spotify cause i own all the music i listen to so why would i use it#but this is the one time of year I'm sad about not using it
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