#turtle fudge cookie

[quibbs126]

(Sorry if you already did this)

Could you do a dark choco x caramel arrow fankid? It’s a rare pair but I love it:DDD

(also I love your art)

For all the people who requested this, here you are, this kid is Caramel Fudge Cookie. He was actually a bit up in my requests, but since so many people were asking I thought might as well do him early. I’ve been skipping around a bit

Now, for the name, I know there’s definitely a bunch of things with chocolate and caramel around, I just had to find something that was just called “chocolate caramel”. The original name I was going to go with is something with syrup, since I know both chocolate and caramel can be made into syrup, but I didn’t end up going with that, since he didn’t give me that vibe. Now, what he reminded me of were brownies topped with caramel, along with marshmallows and maybe some graham crackers as well (my family’s made those before, they’re delicious and now I’m hungry). Well the marshmallows and graham crackers make it a s’more, but the chocolate brownies with caramel are called turtle brownies. So, I named him Turtle Fudge Cookie (the “fudge” part isn’t part of the food name, but I didn’t think Turtle Brownie worked as well, so I just put it in instead. Also there is turtle fudge, but I was thinking of the brownies). I was also debating changing it to Caramel Fudge, since I thought the “turtle” part didn’t fit, but after asking my friend she says turtle sounds better, so I’m going with Turtle Fudge

Turtle brownie/turtle fudge:

I really want brownies now

Anyways, on to his design, I think he looks cute, but also I worry he looks too much like a mini Caramel Arrow and not enough like Dark Choco. Maybe it shows more when he gets older. Currently he’s like 8. He also originally had black eyes like her, but I wanted to change it to look more like him. Purple eyes like his grandfather was also an option, but my friend told me the red eyes looked better

So on to him himself, so he’s determined to become a Watcher and is basically starting early, since he lives in the Citadel. He’s always trying to train, he goes around telling people when their shifts change (he knows when they do, he’s not making up times to change), and he’ll spend hours (or at least he’ll try to, he’ll usually end up falling asleep) looking atop the wall for any sort of threat. Thing is, he’s a little kid and basically just looks like a tiny Caramel Arrow, so everyone just finds him adorable. He’s so sincere in his efforts that no one can bring themselves to be annoyed or mad with him.

I gave him a spear just because those are another weapon in the kingdom and I wanted to give him something different from his parents. He does know how to use a bow though, he’s just not the best at it

Oh yeah, another thing I was going to draw as a sketch but forgot to, I had an idea that he might have some weird connection to the Licorice Sea. Like, he can’t help but stare out at it, almost thinking something in there is calling to him. Not sure if I’m keeping that or it just stays an early concept

Another potential plot point is that he comes across Affogato Cookie sneaking into the Citadel, not knowing who he is, only that he’s trespassing. Affogato sees him and immediately thinks “is that a tiny Caramel Arrow??”. Upon asking if he’s related, Affogato learns that this kid is the son of Caramel Arrow Cookie and Dark Choco Cookie, which by extension also makes him Dark Cacao’s grandson. Realizing he has an opportunity for revenge against the people who screwed him over, he kidnaps Turtle Fudge. How successful he is (he escapes with Turtle Fudge, I mean how long before he’s found or even if he’s found) and what that revenge entails I’m not sure. But there is a possible scenario where Turtle Fudge grows up to be a loyal servant to Affogato, either not knowing his parents or thinking they abandoned him, probably due to brainwashing on Affogato’s account. If anyone wants to do anything with this concept, feel free

But yeah, I think that’s about it for Turtle Fudge. I’ll be honest, I feel like I focused more on the Carrow side of him and basically nothing about Dark Choco. I’m half debating whether or not Dark Choco is even there, or if this is an alternate universe where they had the kid before Dark Choco got banished, meaning Turtle Fudge just has his mother. I’d like him to be there, but it feels like how I wrote him Dark Choco either isn’t there or is just in the background

But anyways yeah, hope you like him!

Edit: I just realized the second one asked me what I think of the ship. I mean, I get the ship, but personally I like to see Dark Choco and Caramel Arrow as having a sibling relationship, so it just doesn’t work out for me personally

Also I am just now realizing the second person might have been asking me to draw Dark Choco and Caramel Arrow and not a fankid. Sorry about that, I’ve seen so many of these that if you give me a two characters and ask about a ship I’m probably going to think you’re asking me to make a fankid

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Cookies For Luck (Alessia x Leah X Child!R)

Request: If you want to continue the Alessia x Leah x kid reader you should do kid readers reaction to Leah’s first game back.

Summary: It's Leah's first game back, and your Uncle Luca taught you that cookies are the best good luck charm. In the Big emotions universe.

Warnings: none. cute Kid fic.

“Weah play?” You asked, your feet swinging back and forth. 

You didn’t get to sit on the bench with the team often, and you still weren’t sure how you felt about it. Your feet couldn’t touch the floor, and no one was holding you. But you did get to sit by all of your aunts. 

At least it was better than at England games when you had to sit in the friends and family section with your grandmama or Leah’s Mum or Peyton, the woman who had been your babysitter since Alessia moved back to England. 

You were close enough to the field to see your aunts take on Reading, and Leah had worn her jersey for the game. You weren’t sure how you felt about that either. 

The last time you saw Leah in her jersey, she had to go to the big scary building that smelt bad. There had been a lot of wires and beeping, and it made your mama cry. 

You didn’t like it when your mama cried. 

Alessia hummed, adjusting the Arsenal beanie you were wearing so it covered your ears. “She will after halftime,”

“Halftime cookies for luck?”

Your mama’s eyebrows furrowed, and she shared a look with Leah over your head, silently asking if this was something the defender had started with you. 

Leah shrugged. It wasn’t her doing, she had never heard of halftime cookies either. 

“Cookies for luck?”

You nodded emphatically. “Uncle Luca said. Worked during the cup. No have cookies, no win,” 

Alessia rolled her eyes. 

Of course, it was Luca who started it. The two of you were thick as thieves from the time you were born, he had even moved into her flat for a bit to help her with you because of how early you had come and how sick you were.

You had him wrapped around your finger from the first moment he held you. He was always sneaking you sweets, loud toys, or anything to annoy her. It made sense that you hadn’t had cookies at halftime during the Spain game because her Mum had watched you instead, and she was always more respectful of Alessia’s rules. 

“Hard to argue with that logic,” Leah said, her lips tilting up. 

“Yeah Mama,” You agreed, high-fiving Leah. Alessia rolled her eyes half-heartedly. “You can have 1 cookie at halftime,”

You looked up at your mama, a smirk that was annoyingly similar to Leah’s on your features. “Fudge striped ones so we run fast,” 

It was another belief of Luca’s doing that the fudge-stripped cookies made you run faster. A belief that the entire English national team had reinforced with many foot races. 

Your mama rolled her eyes again. “I’m sure we can get the fudge-striped ones,” 

“Yes!” You cheered, pumping your fists. “Weah run super fast! Score goal,”

It was slightly unfair how often you and Leah ganged up on her, but your adorable celebrations when she agreed to whatever thing the two of you had come up with were too cute to pass up. 

Beth snorted from Alessia’s other side. “Leah doesn’t score tiny, she stops the goals,”

You frowned, looking around your mama at her. “Not tiny,”

“Of course, you’re not,” Beth smiled indulgently at you. “Can Viv and I join you for your cookies?” 

You brought your stuffed turtle up to your face, like you were having a silent conversation, before looking back towards Beth. “That ok,” 

You didn’t wait for her to respond before you turned back to the game, your eyes zeroing in on Katie. 

She was your favorite Arsenal player after all. 

“Katie have cookie too,” You mumbled, glancing up at your mama. 

She hummed, again fixing your beanie. “I’m sure Katie will be very happy to share a cookie with you too,” 

You wiped your hand across your forehead, pushing the edge of the beanie up higher so it didn’t touch your eyebrows. You didn’t understand why you couldn’t be like Squirt. He didn’t need a hat. 

“No share my cookie,” You muttered, glancing back up at Alessia, as Steph cleaned up an attempt by the women in blue. “Eat own,”

“Yes, you can have your own,” Leah sighed from behind you. 

Sharing was still something they were working on with you, and generally, you shared pretty well. The only thing you didn’t like to share was food. 

You nodded, turning back to the field just as Katie sent a ball into Stinia’s path, your eyes lighting up. 

“Goal!” You cheered as she slotted the ball past the keeper, bouncing in your seat. “Stinia get cookie too,”

Alessia hummed, pulling you into her lap so you didn’t fall off of the bench. “I think we’ll all have some good luck cookies,”

*****

You were positively bouncing by halftime, even escaping your mama’s hold after the whistle blew and running straight for Katie. She caught you with ease, tossing you in the air before settling you on her hip. 

She carried you to the tunnel while you babbled almost incoherently about the fudge cookies you were going to eat, over-excited about the treat you got to have before dinner. 

You wiggled out of her grasp as soon as you were safely inside the changing room, helping the equipment staff pass out the cookies while Jonas waited patiently to begin his halftime talk. He took his own cookie with a smile before you settled yourself in your mama’s lap, nibbling on the treat to make it last while he talked. 

To be honest, his speech was pretty boring. 

It mostly consisted of him showing them a whiteboard with X’s and O’s and using big words that you didn’t really understand, but you knew you had to be quiet through it. 

The cuddles made it acceptable though. You leaned your head against your Mama’s chest and she wrapped her arm tightly around you. Your free hand was tangled with Leah’s as she ran little circles on the back of it. 

You liked it when you got to sit with both of them. It made you feel safe, though not as safe as when you were tucked into their big bed between them. 

You noticed that her knee shook, bouncing her arm and jiggling your hand. 

You frowned. 

Her knees only bounced when you were on them. Or that one time you were with her after recovery and she showed you a very pretty sparking stone on a ring in a red velvet box that you weren’t supposed to tell your mama about. 

You were pretty sure she didn’t have it with her now. She told you it was special, and you didn’t think the locker room was cool enough for her to give it to your mama now. 

“And of course, we’ll be welcoming Leah back onto the pitch,” Jonas smiled, and the changing room erupted into applause. “She’ll come on in the 80th minute for Steph. Other than that, let’s keep playing our best,” 

More cheers broke out from the team as he finished his talk, and you frowned. Was Leah bouncing because she was scared to play? 

You wanted to ask her, but Mama always said asking people if they were afraid usually just made their chest hurt more. You didn’t want to make it worse. 

But maybe another cookie would make it better. 

You shoved the last bit of your cookie into your mouth and wiggled out of Alessia’s grasp. You stumbled when your feet hit the floor grabbing the nearest person to steady. 

It happened to be Katie. 

“Easy bug,” She said, squatting down to talk to you, and fixing your special Arsenal jersey that said Assistant Coach in big letters.“Ya ready to watch Lee play?”

You shrugged, wiping your hands over the 6 on your red sweatpants, searching for the yellow pack of cookies with the elves on it. “Beth say Leah no score,”

“Did she?” Katie frowned at your distraction. They all knew how obsessed you were with scoring goals. 

You nodded vehemently. “It’s the best when Mama or Leah score. Why no score?”

“Your Leah is a defender so she stops goals,” Katie tried to explain, turning her head to see what you were looking for. “Ya alright?”

You hummed, dragging your arm across your face to get rid of the crumbs on your lips. “Gotta get nother cookie for Weah. Her knee bounce,” 

Katie smiled, ruffling your beanie. “I think they’re all gone, the Elves took em back,” 

Your nose scrunched. “They always steal them,” 

It was unfair that they always took them back to Keebler before you could steal more than the ones your mama gave you. 

“They do,” Katie chuckled, pushing herself to stand. “But I bet you and your mama and your Leah will get a nice treat after the game,” 

You turned back to your mama to see her already standing up, your puffy jacket in her hands. You wilted a little bit but stepped up to allow her to wrap it around you before you turned to Leah. She pushed herself to her feet, shifting awkwardly as your mama kneed in front of you. 

You had never seen your Leah look so… nervous. 

“Let’s get you cleaned up,” Alessia said, catching your chin with one hand and holding up a white cloth with the other. 

You pulled away from the washcloth your mama was using to wipe your mouth, grabbing at Leah’s hand. 

Mama always held you when you were anxious, and she said squeezes were the best remedy when your heart couldn’t stop pounding in your chest. Maybe it would be as good as the fudge cookies. 

“I walk with Weah,” You said, squeezing Leah’s hand in three slow pulses.

Alessia was already nodding. “You can walk out with Leah, just let me get the chocolate off of your face,”

You huffed but tilted your face up to allow her to clean the remaining crumbs from your lips. Your eyes squeezed shut as the cool cloth moved in quick, practiced motions across your mouth, and you squeezed Leah’s hand a little tighter. 

She squeezed back, holding onto you tightly until Alessia was done. 

“All done,” Alessia hummed, fixing your beanie. “Ready?” 

You looked up at Leah, she was biting her lip, so you frowned back up at your Mama. “Leah need nother cookie to make her feel better, but the elves stole em,”

They shared a look over your head. 

“Let me see if I can get one,” Your mama said, and you turned back to Leah. 

She let out a long breath before kneeling so she could face you. 

“Can we have a chat for a second bug?” She asked, but you knew it wasn’t a question. 

You didn’t like it when you had to have a chat with your mama or Leah. It usually meant that you would have to go to bed without a story, or your warm milk. Or worse, that you would have to sit in time out after the game instead of running around with the team. 

You looked down, scuffing your shoe on the locker room floor. “Yeah,” 

“Hey, why the long face?” She nudged your chin so you looked up, a slight smile on her lips. “Is talking to me so bad?”

“We only chat when I can’t have sweets,” You muttered. 

Leah chuckled, shaking her head. “No, we chat all the time. In the car, on the sidelines. It’s not a bad thing. 

“Oh,” your eyebrows furrowed, and the little crinkle appeared between them. 

“I want to chat because it seems you’re a bit worried that I’m nervous,” She said softly, finding the cooler of your jacket. 

Her and Alessia always thought it was important to explain emotions when they were happening. You were still learning to recognize and express them. 

You shrugged. “You moving lots, like when you showed me the -…” 

Her hand covered your mouth, cutting you off before you could blurt out the secret you had been keeping for her, and her head whipped around the practically empty changing room to make sure no one overheard it. 

“It’s a bit like that, but different,” She explained, carefully pulling her hand away. “I’m very excited to play again, but I don’t want to let everyone down,” 

Your nose scrunched. 

It was impossible for your Leah to let you down. She was fantastic, even if she didn’t score as much as Mama. 

You would love her if she scored no goals at all. 

“Never let me and Mama down,” You said, sounding far older than 3. “You’re the bestest and if anyone doesn’t think so they’re butt heads,” 

Leah hummed her lips turning up. “You’re very sweet, you know,” 

You shrugged again. “I get it from Mama,” 

“You do,” She agreed, pulling you into her arms and standing. She knew they had Katie or Caitlin to thank for that line. 

You played with the collar of her pinny. “Score goal for me and Mama?”  

“I’ll try,” She said, pushing the changing room door open, and you burrowed closer to her at the blast of cold air. “Will you cheer for me?”

“Always,” You promised, tucking your nose into her neck as she entered the stadium and holding onto her more tightly. 

You would cheer for your Leah and Mama even when the stadium didn’t. 

*****

You were positively buzzing as stoppage time came to a close, toeing the line of the coaches box a little too closely for Alessia’s liking, but she let you. 

She was excited too (though not quite to your level) not only about Leah’s return but that she had assisted in a goal. She knew how important it was to Leah that she put out a good showing, and how hard she had worked to get back to the pitch. 

You caught Alessia's hand as the game whistle blew, so you didn’t lose her in the crowd, and you rushed out onto the field toward where you last saw your mu-. Your Leah. 

“Easy love, she’s not running away,” Your mama said as you dragged her closer to the center of the pitch. 

You huffed, pulling harder at her hand. “Wanna hug,” 

“I know you do,” She agreed, glancing around the field so you weren’t just wandering in the wrong direction.  “Leah is over that way,” 

“I no see,” You wined, whipping around in circles trying to see your favorite defender. 

It reminded Alessia a little bit of a dog chasing its tail. While it was adorable, she didn’t want you to hurt yourself or get frustrated. 

“Come here,” She said gently, holding her other arm out to you, and lifting you when you stepped closer. She shifted you on her hip and used her free hand to point to where the defender was standing near some fans on the sideline. “There,” 

Your eyes zeroed in on Leah as soon as your mama pointed her out, and you wiggled excitedly on her grasp.

Alessia held you tighter. “Let’s go give Leah a big hug for an amazing return, yeah?”

While she was sure you were safe on the field, there were a lot of people, including media and staff she didn’t know, and she didn’t want you wandering off. 

You nodded, your hand weaving through the collar of her jacket as she started to walk towards Leah. “Good assist,” 

“Very good,” Alessia hummed, pressing a kiss to the side of your head and fixing your little beanie.

You made a low noise of agreement as you got closer. “Deserves cookie,” 

“It does,” Alessia snorted.

To be fair, you thought everything deserved a cookie. 

“Weah you did it!” You cheered as soon as you were within shouting distance of your defender, wiggling enough that your mama put you down so you could crash into Leah. 

“I did bug,” she smiled widely, lifting you into a tight hug as you burrowed into her, squeezing her in a tight hug, tucking your nose into her neck. 

Her other arm embraced your mama, as she placed a kiss on Leah’s cheek. “Great job love,”

“I cheered for you,” You murmured, as Alessia again fixed your beanie so it covered your ears. 

“I know! You were so loud, it helped me very much,” Leah said, her smile never fading as she bounced you a bit. 

You matched her smile, looking proud. 

You liked that you could help your Mama and Leah when they played, even if you were too small to play yet. 

You tuned out their conversation as Katie, Viv, and Beth joined them, waving to the fans and signing a few things. You were far more interested in watching the players run their cooldown drills, running from one side of the pitch to the other. 

“Hey Leah, can I get a few words?” 

You blinked away from the drill, towards where Alex Scott was standing, a microphone in hand followed by a cameraman. You frowned, tucking back into Leah’s neck and squeezing her more tightly. 

Mama didn’t like it when the big cameras pointed at you. 

“Course,” Your Leah nodded, untangling herself from your mama. 

“Let me take her so you can chat with Alex,”

You felt hands under your armpits, trying to carefully pull you away from Leah’s neck. 

“No go,” You muttered, clinging to the defender more tightly. “We stay together,”

Leah and your mama shared a sigh. 

“Sweet one, you’ll just be behind the camera with Mama. You’ll be able to see me the whole time, ok?” Leah said, rocking you slightly. 

You always got a bit on edge when you couldn’t see one of them, except if you were in the changing room or at home. 

You pulled your face out of her neck to meet her eyes. “Cookie after?”

Leah cracked a smile and she shared another look with your Mama. 

“We can have cookies after,” Alessia said. “But I need you to come to me so Leah can give an interview, ok?”

You huffed. 

You didn’t usually mind having to switch who was holding you, as long as you got to cuddle one of them, except if one of them had been away. 

You clung to Alessia when you had to sit with Leah on the sidelines, and now that the roles were reversed, you were content to cuddle into your Leah until you were safely inside the changing room. 

“We can have a cuddle after I’m done, yeah?” Leah added, carefully peeling you from her body and passing you to Alessia. She ran her thumb over your cheek and fixed your beanie again. 

You pouted but allowed your mama to adjust you, your eyes never leaving Leah as the camera guy and Alex set up between you and Leah. 

“And cookies,” You muttered, resting your cheek on your mama's chest. 

It vibrated as she chuckled. ��You’re going to turn into a cookie if you’re not careful,”  

You shrugged. “Be like Cookie Monster, but run faster,”

Alessia hummed. 

You were nearly as obsessed with the giant blue puppet as you were with soccer. 

You nestled closer to your mama as the interview started, and she gently rubbed your back. 

“It’s great to get back. The fans have been incredible,” Leah said, smiling widely at the camera, and brushing away her fringe. 

Alex matched her smile. “And you had your own little cheering section,” 

“Yeah, I do,” Leah nodded, winking at you and Alessia. “I wouldn’t have been able to do this without them and our good luck cookies,”

Alex’s eyebrows pulled tightly together. She had never heard of good luck cookies, even when she was on the team. “Good luck cookies?” 

“They make you run faster,” You supplied from behind the camera, your cheek never leaving Alessia’s chest. “It’s why she assisted Beffy,”

Alex nodded like it made perfect sense, and Leah chucked a bit. 

“I wouldn’t have been able to do it without my good luck cookies, or my girls,” 

You hummed, snuggling deeper into your mama. 

You couldn't wait for Leah to finish so you could all have cookies together, celebrating her return to the pitch. 

You sank into Alessia, her warmth surrounding you with a feeling of safety. You knew no matter what, your family would always be there for each other, cheering each other on and eating celebration cookies.

[twinsunstars]

What Ice Cream Flavors I Think Bad Batch Characters Possibly Like:

Hunter: Rocky road, Caramel turtle

Tech: Mint chocolate, Neopolitan

Wrecker: Birthday cake, Cotton candy, Rainbow sherbet

Crosshair: Strawberry, Double chocolate (milk and dark)

Echo: Vanilla bean, Chocolate peanut butter

Omega: Chocolate brownie, S'mores

Emerie: Vanilla, Orange sherbet

Phee: Dulce de leche, Mango

Hemlock: Strawberry cheesecake, Coffee

Rampart: Pistachio almond, Vanilla

Eva: Cookie dough, Chocolate swirl

Jax: Strawberry, Chocolate fudge

Sami: Vanilla and caramel swirl

Baryn: Maybe too little to have ice cream yet or if he has tried any, chocolate strawberry

Mox: Cookies and cream

Stak: Chocolate chip cookie dough

Deke: Orange cream

Scalder: Butter pecan

[sundove88]

The Cookie Chonk Chart!!

So recently, @thetropicalfairy and I have had a discussion about which Cookies would be considered chonky- and here is the entire list! And the pic was made by her as well.

Note: Some OCs will be on this list- and some folks not shown in the pic will be as well. If there’s anyone you want to add to the list, that’s ok!

A Fine Boi (Somewhat Chubby): Herb, Churro, Aloe, Gold Citrine, Okchun, Elderberry (OC), Sable, Icicle Yeti, Grapefruit, Tiramisu, Habanero, Bubbles Dragon (OC), Snapdragon, Blueberry Pie, Lilybell, Pecan Brownie (OC), Grandberry Brawler 1/Glimmerberry, Grandberry Brawler 2/Grapeberry, Honorable Paladin Trainee/White Choco Chip, Serious Paladin Trainee/Vanilla Bundt Cake, Kouign Amann, Caramel Arrow, Silverbell, GingerBrave, Dizzy Cookie/Gorgonzola, SuperCar Cookies 1 and 2/Emmental Cheese and Cambozola, Partay Cookies/Swiss Cheese and Raclette, Blue Slushy, Xylitol Nova, Shadow Milk, Eternal Sugar, Mystic Flour, Burning Spice, Silent Salt, Golden Cheese, White Lily, Bumbleberry,

He Chomnk (Mostly Chubby): Dark Cacao, Crunchy Chip (Post Odyssey), Ice Candy, Olive, Strawberry, Custard III, Rye, Cream Puff, Cherry, Blueberry, Pinecone, Amber Sugar, Sea Fairy, Walnut, Cherry Ball, Zombie, Frilled Jellyfish, Carrot, Cotton, Milky Way, Hero, Canele, Mille-Feuille, Vanilla Sugar, Longan Dragon, Buttercream Choco, Pancake, Tea Knight, Tarte Tatin, Captain Caviar, Milkshake (OC), Snowfall Villager/Cashmere, Kind Villager/Poplin, Pumpkin, Parfaedia Principal/Deluxe Sundae, Creme Knights Preceptor/Chantilly Cream, Scovillia Headmaster/Hot Pot, Berry Parfaedia Student/Berry Compote, Citrus Parfaedia Student/Marmalade, Prune Juice, Captain Caviar, Tangerine Tanghulu, WildBerry, Timekeeper, Pure Vanilla, Mango, Muscle, Cranberry,

A Heckin’ Chonker (Very Chubby): Lord Oyster, Mozzarella, Royalberry, Princess, Tiger Lily, Milk, Beet, Yogurt Cream, Cocoa, Chocolate Bon Bon, Mocha Ray, Bacon, Pastel Meringue, Cheesecake, Red Bean, S’More, Frosted Choco (OC), Choco Malt (OC), Coconut Choco (OC), Turtle Brownie (OC), Fudge Ice Cream (OC), Snow Sugar, Ananas Dragon, Vagabond, Gelato (OC), Choco Milk (OC), Second Watcher/Choco Chunk, Grandberry Merchant 1/Blueberry Muffin, Grandberry Merchant 2/Honeyberry, Grandberry Merchant 3/Pinkberry, Spicy Scovillia Student/Army Stew, Hot Scovillia Student/Spicy Rosè, Sauna Egg, Golden Cheese Kingdom Citizen 2/Manchego, Space Doughnut,

H E F T Y C H O N K (Extremely Chubby): Avocado, Hollyberry, Princess Professor Mimolette (OC), Prince Professor Cavatappi (OC), Mala Sauce, Capsaicin, Moon Rabbit (Mostly due to her huge rabbit form), Peperoncino, Potato, Eden Dragon (OC), Dark Choco (After he left The Cookies of Darkness), Macaron, Abalone, Lotus Dragon, Spinach, Half Avocado, Hot Mala Warrior/Spicy Noodle Cookie, Spicy Mala Warrior/Chili Sauce Cookie, Mangosteen (Lychee’s Disguise),

M E G A C H O N K E R (Seriously Chubby): Lychee Dragon, Affogato (Post Episode 14), Elder Custard, Affogato’s Disciple 1/Cortado, Affogato’s Disciple 2/Galao, Pumpkin Spice Latte (OC), Mysterious Priest/Compound Choco, Marble Bread, Plain Yogurt,

O H L A W D H E C O M I N (The Chubbiest of All): Pitaya Dragon, Eggnog, Gatekeeper Cookie/Couverture, Stink Eye Tortuca,

[thebiscuiteternal]

Okay, so we've made our sweets plans for the holiday season.

Turtle cracker bars (replacing the mini turtles. we had these years ago and people have been asking us to bring them back)

Benne wafers (the toasted sesame seed cookies)

Pecan pie balls

Cranberry vanilla bark

Dipped ritz sandwiches

Peanut butter fudge

Cranberry jam bread pudding (won't be in the mailout boxes unless I can figure out a good wrapping)

Maybe the cherry shortbread

[newsiegirlscout]

Best Autumnal Recipes:

No Bake Spiderweb Cheesecake: Absolutely gorgeous and showstopping delicious with relatively low effort, this one has rather quickly entered my teatime repertoire any year I can find the time to make it! (For the wafers themselves, I'd recommend these, and the spiders can be made relatively easily by melting Rolos on top of a pretzel for about ten seconds, flattening them with the back of a spoon, and adding mini M&M "eyes" and legs from broken pretzels.)

Witch Hat Cookies: As far as cute, easy fixes go, I have a particular love for fudge stripe cookies (or the store brand equivalent) with the chocolate side facing up, topped with a thin ring of purple icing around the center and an unwrapped Hershey's kiss (with another band of purple icing to form the hatband). I'd call them zuckerhutchien but my first-generation German mother would burn me as a witch on the spot, so instead I just refer to them as spooky book club treats.

Gingersnaps: Also an absolute classic; this recipe in particular has been the cause of much appreciation from various friends and professors

Chai Spiced Maple Cookies With Browned Butter Frosting: Definitely a mouthful there, but these remain a favorite for Hobbit Day and the rest of the pumpkin spice season!

Mini Pumpkin Cake: Ach! This is one of the top recipes on my to-do list. It looks absolutely delicious and the absolute perfect size for a small pumpkin spice treat...on that note, please let me know if you've found a vegetarian equivalent to candy corn pumpkins!

Hahaha YES: Candy Corn Pumpkins

Soft Molasses Cookies With Pumpkin Cream Filling: This is more of a transitional treat, but still a nice one irregardless. Personally, I'd recommend baking the cookies a little longer, so you get just enough of a crisp finish on the edge to compliment the cream cheese filling.

Brown Butter Maple Pecan Cookies: I haven't tried these yet either, but some baking communities have been going wild about them, and you really can never go wrong with either browned butter or a nice turtle flavor palette.

Baked Pumpkin Donuts: Skeptical, you may be! "Who bakes a donut?" you'll say! The answer: me. I used to work in a bakery that specialized in donuts and had a pretty good selection of baked (as well as fried) donuts, and the pumpkin is perfect for providing that soft cake-y moisture content. (The batter uses the same recipe as a similar pumpkin cream cheese muffin, and while I can't speak for the author's, pumpkin muffins are quickly getting me through the busiest season in coffeeshops, bakeries, and academics alike.)

Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Bread: What's better than banana bread? Pumpkin bread, of course!! This recipe, with the exception of maybe the chocolate chips (depending on brand, although chopped vegan chocolate bars usually work well) is entirely vegan, not to mention a pretty quick stress-bake to boot.

Pumpkin Scones (Starbucks Copycat): Once again, I'll be honest: I have not tried these, albeit these vanilla bean scones have been a popular favorite and we, as a barista at a local coffeeshop, have a legal obligation to one-up Starbucks at any given point. Definitely a must for the next cup of tea!

Caramel Apple Cheesecake Bars: Between Rosh Hashannah and Halloween, we've got to have one obligatory Halloween dessert with some type of caramel apple base!

Happy baking!

[worldrandom]

National holiday catch up

6-9

day of la rioja day of murica filipino chinese friendship day national donald duck day natioan national meal prep day natioanl sex day national strawberry rhubarb pie day 

6-10

belmount stakes doll day national bae day national ball point pen day natioal bed bug prevention day national black cow day natioanl egg roll day national ice tea day world gin day superman week 

6-11

king kamnehameha day natioanl cancer thriver day natioanl childerns day natioanl corn on the cob day natioanl german chocalate cake day race unity day say it day yarn bombin day national flag week 

6-12

brazilain valentines day child labor day national jerky day national loving day national peanut butter cookie day national red rose day peace day philippines independence day superman day world againast child labour diabetes week meet a mate week natioanl email week natioanl little league baseball week national pet wedding week 

6-13

fest of st anthony international albinism awareness day international axe throwing day national call your doctor day national forklift safety day national sewing machine day natioanl weed your garden day random acts of light day world softball day national clay week national hermit week natioanl school grounds week 

6-14

flag day inernational bath day monkey around day national bourdon day national new mexico day national pop goes the weasel day national strawberry shortcake day world blood donor day 

6-15

beer day britian global wind day magna carta day national bug busting day nationla career nurse assistants day national megalondon day national prure day national smile power day sneak a kiss world elder abuse awareness dayday 

6-16

bloomsday frsh weggies day international day of femiy remittance international day of african child international water fall day national fudge day national take back the lumch break day world sea turtle day youth day us open golf championship 

6-17

bunker hill day global garbge man day iceland independence day national apple struderl day national dad dog day nationla dump the pump day national mascot day national stewarts roat beer day worl juggling day 

[heavenlyhoundoom]

This is my planned cult members for Cult of the lamb.

Jellybean the fox(she/her)

Licorice the cat(they/them)

Lemon the pig(he/him)

Cookie the deer/doe: (she/her)

Tofu the dog(they/them)

Candycane the stag/buck: (he/him)

Pudding the cow(she/her)

Fudge the rabbit(she/her)

Carrot the horse(he/him)

Kiwi the hedgehog(they/them)

Nachos the unicorn(they/them)

Meatball the pangolin(he/him)

Sushi the red panda(she/her)

Banana the giraffe(she/her)

Broccoli the bison(he/him)

Cranberry the frog(she/her)

Potato the capybara(he/him)

Cupcake the fennec fox(she/her)

Pickles the alligator(she/her)

Melon the hippo(she/her)

Chestnut the elephant(he/him)

Mango the otter(she/her)

Eggplant the seahorse(he/him)

Waffles the bear(she/her)

Éclair the bat(she/her)

Grape the beetle(they/them)

Crackers the fish(they/them)

Pretzel the crab(he/him)

Pizza the rat(she/her)

Gumbo the wolf(he/him)

Doughnut the axolotl(she/her)

Nectarine the butterfly(she/her)

Marshmallow the koala(they/them)

Coconut the shrimp(she/her)

Pecan the squirrel(she/her)

Meringue the rhino(she/her)

Toast the duck(he/him)

Popcorn the chicken(she/her)

Pepper the hawk(he/him)

Kanoli the owl(she/her)

Yakitori the raccoon(he/him)

And Oreo the badger(they/them)

If I had both dlcs

Peanut the monkey(he/him)

Honey the bee(she/her)

Taco the turtle(he/him)

Fig the tapir(they/them)

Smoothie the narwhal(they/them)

Almond the moose(he/him)

Mochi the possum (she/her)

Brie the goldfish(she/her)

Pumpkin the gorilla(they/them)

And Tomato the mosquito(he/him)

[quibbs126]

More stuff I’ve been drawing. Since drawing these guys initially, I wanted to draw more of them just in little sketches, but didn’t have the time. But I remembered earlier this week after saying I didn’t know what to draw that I had these guys I wanted to draw, so I’ve sort of been drawing them on and off for the past week

I was planning on drawing more, but this is what I stuck with. Also sorry most of them are Dark Choco kids

So for some of these guys, I have thought about them more since their initial drawings, but didn’t know how to relay those details, so I’m making these sketches to tell

So first off for Mandel, I wanted to lean more into the “Stanley Parable narrator” angle and so now he has a British accent. However as stated, it’s fake. He does it because he thinks it makes him sound more refined and professional (I’m not too clear what his actual accent is, since I want it to be some sort of New York accent, but also I don’t think Almond or Timekeeper have New York accents. So I guess just, an American accent or something). However, when he gets nervous or shocked, he ends up slipping into his real accent before realizing his mistake and going back to the British. I was going to draw him with that shocked expression and slipping accent, but I couldn’t get the face to look right, so I didn’t

Also Mandel has gone from a weird cryptid to just sort of a weird guy that also controls time at his leisure. I imagine he likes to just mess with people and send them to other timelines just to see what happens, while also being a voice in their head watching from an unknown distance. But also they’re aware he’s just a dude (the people he sends I mean). I imagine the two he spends the most time around (as in the ones he likes to mess with) are Golden Raisin and Gancao, who know he’s not all he hypes himself up to be and just bully him, though not relentlessly. Also I’m considering that he also works for the TBD? But given the time messing he does, maybe not. Though maybe he just does it in his free time in between work and nobody knows. Now I’m imagining a scene where he’s narrating someone’s journey through another timeline, and is like “oh, sorry, it’s time for my shift at work, see you chaps later!” and they’re like “wait what hang on-” and then they hear a door slamming in the distance and he basically just leaves them on their own for 8 hours

Next up I drew Gancao because I just wanted to. I drew her with a licorice servant giving her a health potion for just a bit of energy to not overexert herself. Whether this is her servant (because I remembered that she’s technically licorice flavored and thus would have that power) or her dad’s, giving his daughter a little pick me up, I suppose you can interpret either way

I’ll be honest, I really like Gancao, she is a favorite of mine, but I also feel like I need a different one. Like, first off, her name and design do not match, and she’s the only one to really do so. Either I need to change her name to fit her design, or her design to fit her name. And second (and more what I meant), I feel like I could have done more with a darklico kid. Like, for Mallomar, I gave him mind control powers due to a combination of the Strawberry Jam Sword’s leftover influence and Kumiho’s seduction powers, and I feel like I should incorporate the SJS more into other Dark Choco fankids. And I feel like that’s especially prevalent with a darklico fankid, considering they met and their relationship would likely have started within the Cookies of Darkness, when Dark Choco had the Strawberry Jam Sword (I suppose this is true of any ship with Dark Choco and CoD member, but this is the only one I have so far, so it only applies here). Like, I feel like a kid between these two should be more weird than Gancao; all things considered, aside from her lack of reaction to body horror, she’s a very normal person. So honestly I’m planning on doing another one

I think I may have decided to get this sketch dump out just so I can say that, since I had already drawn her here

Anyways moving on, then we got Turtle Fudge. So you remember how back in his thing, I said that he ended up getting kidnapped by Affogato, and I believe in one timeline he never gets found and rescued? Well this is that timeline’s version of him, now a loyal disciple of Affogato, who reveres him as the one who took him in after his parents abandoned him. Though he might somewhat see him as a father figure, he only calls Affogato “Lord Affogato”, since that’s what Affogato prefers. Basically Affogato and his disciples did brainwashing to the poor kid to make him believe this. In this future, Affogato might return to the Dark Cacao Kingdom to reclaim his throne (or something, I’m not too sure Affogato really wants it, but maybe it’s about being petty and getting revenge), with a new group of disciples, Turtle Fudge among them, but Dark Choco and Caramel Arrow don’t realize it’s him, at least not until some dramatic reveal of his blindfold coming off. At the end of things, he does eventually realize that Affogato tricked him and turns on him, but how mentally stable he is at that point I’m not sure. The version I personally favor is the one where he stands there (possibly without Affogato knowing), Affogato having let slip his true intentions with Turtle Fudge (aka he’s just a pawn he stole from them to get back at them), and he ends up being the one to kill Affogato with a surprise spear throw that not even Affogato sees coming, and afterwards he just collapses on the floor, having a complete mental breakdown as his entire life has been a lie, with him crying and taking off the blindfold, so his parents know it’s him, but he’s been so broken by this that he never really recovers from it, spending years with his parents, but still a wreck from everything that’s happened to him and never really being a stable person again. I recognize the nicer (and more typical) version would be him turning on Affogato earlier, declaring his defiance of him and dramatically taking off his blindfold, and then after he and his parents defeat Affogato and his forces, they have a nice happy reunion, and I recognize the ending of that scenario I present is probably overdoing it, but I like my angst, so let me have this. Or at least everything up to him killing Affogato and having a breakdown afterwards

Anyways so then I drew an older Mallomar, which I’ve been wanting to draw since I first made him. I had the little ponytail envisioned, but I’ll be honest, I half assed the outfit like normal. I swear, I’m just really bad at outfits. I mean it looks fine, but I basically just took this from Dark Choco’s Vestements of Old Memories design, instead of something of my own. Ah well. Also I don’t know where that white streak in his hair came from, I just thought he needed one. Basically the idea with Mallomar when he’s older is that he’s mellowed out from when he was a little kid and is a lot more genuine, if not a bit nervous sometimes. He gets embarrassed easily, I’m sure plenty of it coming from his mom. Also he’s really big like his dad and grandpa

But yeah, some drawings. Hope you like them!

[menuandprice]

Dairy Queen Menu Prices

Dairy Queen Menu, Dairy Queen (DQ) is a soft serve and fast food restaurant with over 5,700 locations. The restaurant is also available in over 25 countries in the world. Dairy Queen menu prices are slightly higher than the average fast-food restaurant mainly because of their world-famous soft serve ice cream. There are many different kinds of Dairy Queen restaurants and some do not offer the lunch meals, instead only offering soft-serve ice cream and Blizzards.

dairy queen menu Blizzard Treats Oreo, Cookie Dough, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, Butterfinger, Snickers, Heath, M&M’s, Banana Split, Strawberry Cheesecake, Chocolate Xtreme, Turtle Pecan Cluster, Salted Caramel Truffle, Peanut Butter Cookie Dough Smash, Brownie Cookie Dough, or Brownie BatterBlizzard TreatMini$2.89Blizzard TreatSmall$3.69Blizzard TreatMedium$4.09Blizzard TreatLarge$4.69Blizzard TreatCone$3.89Add Extra Stuff$0.69 Crab Du Jour Menu Prices Classic TreatsPeanut Buster Parfait$4.39Banana Split$4.39ConeSmall$1.99ConeMedium$2.39ConeLarge$2.69Dipped ConeSmall$2.39Dipped ConeMedium$2.79Dipped ConeLarge$3.19Waffle Cone (Plain)$3.89Waffle Cone (Chocolate Coated)$3.89SundaesHot Fudge, Strawberry, Chocolate, Pineapple, Peanut Butter, or CaramelSundaeSmall$2.79SundaeMedium$3.09SundaeLarge$3.39DQ BakesHot Desserts à la ModeFudge Stuffed Cookie$4.19Apple Tart$4.39Triple Chocolate Brownie$4.39Shakes & MaltsChocolate, Vanilla, Strawberry, Hot Fudge, Caramel, Banana, or Peanut ButterShakeMini$2.99ShakeSmall$3.29ShakeMedium$3.89ShakeLarge$4.59MooLatteMocha, Caramel, Cappuccino, or VanillaMooLatteSmall$3.49MooLatteMedium$3.99MooLatteLarge$4.59Arctic RushCherry, Grape, Lemon Lime, Blue Raspberry, or Strawberry KiwiArctic RushSmall$1.69Arctic RushMedium$1.99Arctic RushLarge$2.29Soft DrinksSoft DrinkSmall$1.79Soft DrinkMedium$1.99Soft DrinkLarge$2.19Orange JuliusStrawberry Banana, Mango Pineapple, Tripleberry, Pina Colada, Orange, or StrawberryPremium Fruit SmoothieSmall$2.99Premium Fruit SmoothieMedium$3.49Premium Fruit SmoothieLarge$3.99Julius OriginalSmall$3.19Julius OriginalMedium$3.39Julius OriginalLarge$3.89Add a Boost (Protein)$0.99Add a Boost (Fresh Banana)$0.99DQ CombosCombos Include Fries & Drink1/4 lb. Bacon Cheese GrillBurger$3.991/4 lb. Bacon Cheese GrillBurger – Combo$6.291/2 lb. FlameThrower GrillBurger$5.391/2 lb. FlameThrower GrillBurger – Combo$7.591/4 lb. Mushroom Swiss GrillBurger$3.991/4 lb. Mushroom Swiss GrillBurger – Combo$6.191/2 lb. Cheese GrillBurger$4.791/2 lb. Cheese GrillBurger – Combo$6.991/4 lb. Cheese GrillBurger$3.591/4 lb. Cheese GrillBurger – Combo$5.79Original Cheeseburger$2.19Original Cheeseburger – Combo$4.39Original Double Cheeseburger$3.19Original Double Cheeseburger – Combo$5.39Chili Cheese Dog$2.49Chili Cheese Dog – Combo$4.69Chicken Sandwich (Grilled or Crispy)$3.89Chicken Sandwich (Grilled or Crispy) – Combo$6.19Chicken Bacon Ranch$4.89Chicken Bacon Ranch – Combo$6.99Chicken Mozzarella$4.89Chicken Mozzarella – Combo$6.99Turkey BLT$4.89Turkey BLT – Combo$6.99Alaskan Pacific Cod Sandwich (Limited Time)$3.19Alaskan Pacific Cod Sandwich – Combo (Limited Time)$5.39Snack MeltsBuffalo Chicken$1.89Chicken Bacon BBQ$1.89Chicken Quesadilla$1.89Chicken StripsChicken Strip Basket4 Pc.$5.49Chicken Strip Basket with Drink4 Pc.$6.49Chicken Strip Basket6 Pc.$6.89Chicken Strip Basket with Drink6 Pc.$7.89$5 Buck LunchEvery Day 11-4Deluxe Cheeseburger Lunch$5.00Chicken Strip Lunch3 Pc.$5.00Crispy Chicken Wraps Lunch$5.00KC BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger Lunch$5.00Salads and SidesChicken BLT Salad (Crispy or Grilled)$6.19Chicken Garden Greens Salad (Crispy or Grilled)$6.19Side Salad$2.19Chicken Wrap$1.89FriesRegular$2.19FriesLarge$2.69Onion RingsRegular$2.49Onion RingsLarge$2.69Breaded Mushrooms$2.49Cheese CurdsRegular$3.29Cheese CurdsLarge$5.99Kids’ MealPick Your Meal, Side, Drink & Treat$4.29

dq menu Dairy Queen was founded in 1940 in Joliet, Illinois by John Fremont McCullough. McCullough originally developed the soft serve formula with his son Bradley in 1938. Currently, the Dairy Queen brand is owned by the large conglomerate, Berkshire Hathaway. Arby’s Menu Prices There are 5 main types of Dairy Queen restaurants: - Standard – primarily offer DQ frozen treats. - DQ / Orange Julius – Original DQ restaurant that features foods and drinks from the Orange Julius menu. - Dairy Queen Brazier – DQ restaurants that serve similar foods to the new Grill & Chill restaurants. - DQ Grill & Chill – New larger DQ restaurants that serve everything including their frozen treats as well as the new GrillBurger menu. - Texas Country Foods – DQ restaurants that are similar to the Brazier or Grill & Chill, except they are in Texas and have a custom-branded menu. Dairy Queen sells many different foods including Blizzards, soft serve ice cream, Smoothies, Shakes & Malts, GrillBurgers, and more. This large variety of food makes the Dairy Queen prices a little higher than the average fast food restaurant. But they have many selections that most fast food restaurants do not, especially when it comes to frozen treats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NfkKQ_oFk0 Dairy Queen Offical Website WHAT TIME DOES DAIRY QUEEN OPEN? Dairy Queen opens at 10 a.m. Be sure to check their opening hours based on your location. Unlike other popular fast-food restaurants, Dairy Queen does not open 24/7. WHAT TIME DOES DAIRY QUEEN CLOSE? Dairy Queen closes at 10 p.m. However, in some cities, Dairy Queen closes at 11 p.m. Be sure to check their website or give them a call to verify based on your location. WHAT YEAR WAS DAIRY QUEEN FOUNDED? Dairy Queen was founded in 1940. It started as an experiment on a soft-serve dessert and all-you-can-eat for just 10 cents. This turned out well for Dairy Queen, and it has since become one of the most popular fast-food restaurants. WHERE WAS THE FIRST DAIRY QUEEN OPENED? The first  Dairy Queen was opened in Joliet, Illinois. The restaurant was then operated by Sherb Noble, serving the famous soft serve ice cream and other frozen products. Read the full article

[cornflakegirll]

my friend and i spending our friday night texting each other about our favourite ice cream flavours

[twosgays]

All my furbies

For the sake of this list staying as short as possible, I won’t be adding pictures. If you want to see what they look like, search “f: [insert furby name]” OR “f: all of them” on my blog!

Will continue to update as my furby family grows!

Furbies (1998):

Poppyseed Sundae — pink leopard, she/her

Vanilla Creampuff — snowball, she/they

Cookie Dough — snow leopard, she/they

Blueberry Muffin — special edition millennium, he/him

Fudge Stripe — tiger, she/he

Butterfly (Pea Flower) Boba — turtle, he/him

Rosé Jellybean — champagne, she/her

Furby Babies:

Wafflecake — peachy, she/her

Pistachio Mint — mint green, he/him

Scoop (of) Froot Loop — wavy stripes, he/him

Funfetti Frosting — confetti, he/him

Baby Grapes — very purple, he/him

Tangerine Supreme — fresh orange, he/him

Starburst Sorbet — special edition spring baby, she/her

Blue Raspberry — clown, he/him

Buttercream — curly, he/him

Sunny D-Lite — sunny yellow, he/him

Candy Floss — little baby blue, she/her

Happy Meal — primary, he/him (only baby without a sweet theme name)

Grape Fizzy Fanta — purple stripes, she/her

Icy Blue Slushee — purple tip, he/him

Trix Fucking Yogurt — blue change, he/she (girlfriend named him, hence the middle name)

Marshmallow Fluff — snowy, he/him

Banana Cream Pie — sunny yellow, she/her

Ube Custard — springtime, she/he

Blackberry Macaron — purple stripes, she/her (traded)

Caramel Corn — seahorse, he/him

Sugar Cookie — pink crystal, she/her

Matcha Milk Tea — lime, he/him

Strawberry Shortcake — coral, she/her

Cakepop — baby pink, she/he

Bubblegum — baby blue, he/she

Rice Krispy — customized sheep, she/her

Emoto-tronic:

Felix (05) — charcoal, he/him

Athena (baby) — sand, she/her

Others:

Strawberry Milkshake — pink leopard buddy, she/her

Rainbow Spinkle Sbeve the TERF Destroyer — long furby, any pronouns (usually it/they)

Samoa — funko pop, any pronouns

Sprite — witch’s cat, girlfriend’s furby, named after soot sprites

Flutter — blue McDonald’s furby, any pronouns

Rock’em — 2023 sonic (food chain) plush, any pronouns

Clout — 2023 valentines basket plush, any pronouns

Chachki — pink furblet, she/he/they

[jadethest0ne]

This is for OH! Turtles

what is everyone’s favorite flavor of ice cream and or favorite sweet?

Leo - green tea ice cream; Japanese sweets such as kibidango

Raph - chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream; brownies, cookies, and fudge

Donnie - espresso chip ice cream; and anything he can easily snack on while he works on various projects

Mikey - fireworks and/or cotton candy ice cream; hard candies

Splinter - pretty much all sweets and ice creams; but if he had to choose, Dulce de Leche ice cream, and strawberry cake

[adimelymanner]

Sweetest, Biggest Fan

This will literally waste your time so...you’ve been warned.

Just based off of this picrew (mine is last) because it gave me crazy Bakugou fan vibes. I’m not going to wait because it will end up like the other things and never see the light of day so apologies if there’s editing mishaps. I know it’s Feb but new year new me!

Words: 1.2K

Warnings: This plays with the Yandere theme so keep that in mind. No smut, no “kinks” of mine, just a random post that I already warned you about ,but see you are refusing to listen and need to learn for yourself...

Honestly it’s just me being a menace writing about a menace...Also this didn’t paste how I wanted so... enjoy 😉

Begin Scene 👏🏾

Anyone else would have simply turned off the television. Or maybe pause and squeal with joy that the real life Dynamight was going to be in the same neighborhood at such close vicinity. Hell they might even call up their friends to start planning a meet up at the location. But fuck that - you weren't just anyone. What would be nothing to anyone else sent anger pulsing through your veins, but who could blame you? You were his biggest fan. When you saw the interview with that wretched bakeshop owner a few blocks away on the news stating that Bakugou Katsuki “Lord Undercut” Explosion Murder (and greatest hero in your mind) would be gracing them with his presence you were almost happy. Almost. But that damn woman with her damn rosy cheeked smile seemed soooo thrilled that her rank little shop had been damaged by him during a villain pursuit. So thrilled because the incident caused the agency to force Bakugou to make an appearance once they reopened to get business back up and running. You remember her lips stretching ear to ear sharing that she would make him the best dessert he had ever tasted. 

You scoffed. She was so annoyingly enthusiastic, but he didn't even like sweets! Pathetic. Of course you weren’t surprised, not everyone knew him like you did. The poor girl was just stupid is all but it still pissed you off. You weren’t jealous you just knew he didn't want to subject himself to wasting his time because you knew him. She wasn't even his type! How could she be? She wasn't you. You wanted to wipe that little smile off of her face and knew just the way to do it. It was an efficient way to kill two birds with one stone honestly. Save him from wasting time and save her from the embarrassment. Heh maybe she would be calling you a hero afterwards, but there wouldn’t be a chance for her to get the words out. Unfortunately she wouldn’t have a chance to see him take his first bite.

You even got a little cute beforehand juuuust in case you happened to run into him. You were always prepared to see him. A turtle neck here, a pair of ass blessing leggings there and voila! Oh..and your spiked brass knuckles - a cute accessory and essential for handling your business at the bakery. 

It was late - surely no one would hear you. The neighborhood wasn’t that great, so the chances that someone would notice the sound of glass breaking when you took your metal bat to it was little to none. You didn’t mean to make such a rude entrance, it’s that bitch’s fault for locking the door! Honestly you didn’t have time to feel bad. You stepped into the shop, music still playing probably because she was either too excited to remember or she was still oddly in the shop. You didn’t care. You hopped over the counter, not even caring about the cupcake display you knocked over, it was probably stale anyway. If she was really a fan she would have made a fresh display for him, but no she didn’t and that’s why you couldn’t allow him to waste time on scrubs like her. Honestly the things you do for that man.

You made your way to the kitchen where you couldn't decide if it was heaven or hell. All of those (albeit delicious) delicacies on any other day would have called your name, but today you only thought about how people would be lining up in a matter of hours to have the chance to see him - YOUR idol dammit. The thought made you grab the nearest tart and  throw it against the wall. Ooh - that was therapeutic. You ripped the plastic off of the tray of cupcakes grasping one in each hand as you closed them within your fist feeling the cream filled dessert squish between your fingers. “Red velvet” you questioned as you sniffed the air - not bad. You slammed down palms first onto the table flattening two more as a jelly bursted out onto the table meeting their doom. Taking hold of a few cookies you crushed them together and twisted, making them crumble in your hand. The cakes at the other end? They tasted the ground as you swiped your arm shoving each one off the surface. The last thing it saw was the bottom of your boot as your shoe came down, filling the grooves of your sole with fudge icing and cake. After a quick game of hopscotch you took a break from stomping all over her precious time and continued your search.

There was a door in the back that was slightly cracked. That has to be it! You printed the floor with your icing covered footsteps, closer and closer until you reached the room and slowly pushed the door open further. 

Jackpot. 

You just knew the precious little thing wouldn’t leave the bakery. Back in the corner, sweating alllll that time before you figured out the hiding spot. Little shit probably knew what was coming. You were staring directly into the very thing that would cause your precious Dynamight so much trouble tomorrow.You were quick in getting close landing a nice swift kick from the side; you couldn’t wait to knock that bitch off the pedestal the media had delicately given up. You didn’t want to stop kicking but you wanted to get more personal. You looked down and took it all in, broken, leaking red on the floor admiring your work before you got on your knees and put those brass knuckles to use. It was almost too easy the way the spikes punctured through causing the dark rouge color to splatter all over your face. It was cold once it hit your face and dripped down your cheek. “Take that” as you landed another spiked smash. 

You were breathing heavily reviewing your work. Shattered and painting the walls it looked so pretty, so...tasty. You knew you had to leave soon but couldn’t help yourself as you took two fingers and swiped them across the red liquid bringing it to your tongue letting your taste buds relish in the moment. “Mmmmm”, tangy yet sweet, a delicious mixture of flavors coming from the cherry filling even after being battered into almost nothing. You almost felt bad for what you did - it wasn’t too sweet, he actually might’ve liked it. Still, you got up and made your way back to the front of the store reviewing your work as you strutted towards the window. People would surely be showing up early to see him, so you had to run home to make sure you were ready. He’s going to be so relieved! Maybe he’ll take you on a private trip to show his gratitude. You had saved him. You felt the crunch of the glass and looked back one more time. What would she think? Poor girl just had her bakery repaired... “Oh well”, you thought, “sorry it didn’t work out it’s just...I’m his biggest fan ya know? No hard feelings.” A toothy grin consumed your face as you hopped outside and waltzed your way home licking the cherry goodness off your lips wishing it was caramel instead.

[crankywhenprovoked]

Kinktober 2020. Day 12. Moxiety. Or/gy

All of these stories have been done well in advance, as such means I will NOT be accepting any ship requests, thank you for understanding.

Notes:  This is a human au, Talks of Patton with other people, describing what he did in an or/gy, but the story is moxiety focused.

“Honey, I’m home.”  Patton called as he closed the door behind him, kicking off his shoes.

“You’re home early.”  Virgil smiled, peeking over the back of the couch.

“Things started breaking into pairs for the second rounds, and I didn’t feel like staying for that.”

Coming around the couch, Patton slid into Virgil’s arms, pressing a kiss to his lips as he relaxed against him.  Virgil hummed softly as his hands slid over Patton’s form, smirking softly as Patton shivered as he touched certain spots.

“Does someone want to get me all dirty before I take a shower?”  Patton asked, moaning softly as Virgil pressed a kiss against his throat.

“Can I?”

“Please, do.”

Pulling Patton’s shirt off, Virgil looked over the small finger print bruises on Patton’s skin, before moving him onto the couch.  Sliding Patton’s pants and underwear off, Virgil ran his hands over more of the marks left by the party.

“They were grabby tonight.”  Virgil hummed, fitting his hands over the hand prints on Patton’s hips.

“Yea, R was really into it tonight, pretty sure he growled at a few people.”

“But you’re not sure?”  He laughed, pulling his own clothes off, grabbing a bottle of lube from the coffee table drawer.

“I was distracted.”

Virgil laughed as he slicked up his cock, rubbing the rest between Patton’s cheeks, teasing his hole.  Spreading his legs wider, Patton motioned for Virgil to come closer, Virgil following orders and wiping his hand on his discarded shirt.

“I’m nice and ready for you.”  Patton breathed, gasping as the head of Virgil’s cock pressed into him.

“So what made you so distracted?”

Patton groaned as Virgil’s hips moved in a slow wave, pressing his cock deeper inside Patton with each movement.  Holding loosely to Virgil’s shoulders, Patton tilted his head more to let Virgil pepper his neck with kisses.

“Come on, Pat.  Don’t spare the details now.”  Virgil purred, nipping his neck gently.

“Oh, oh fudge.  So a-as I said, R got ahold of me tonight, I guess he’d been thinking up a plan since the last time the party got together.  Had me on my back and ate me out while T sucked my cock, though they both refused to let me come.”

“Mmmm, don’t act like you don’t like to be edged.”

“I didn’t say I minded,”  Patton giggled, the noise turning into a moan as Virgil sucked a mark on his shoulder.  “And that moved into R fucking me with a short vibrator.”

“Short?  Ohhh, you mean that it wasn’t enough for it to press against your prostate.”  Virgil chuckled, as Patton whined.

“Indeed so.  Felt so good, but not good enough.”

Virgil groaned as the scene came alive in his mind, Patton on his back with his legs spread wide, getting fucked by a short toy.  He knows Patton’s cock would have been leaking on his stomach, twitching every time the vibrations sped up.

“Did he finally give you his cock, or did he make you wait longer?”

“He did, but once he was inside me, he stopped.”

“Oh, now that does sound terrible.”

Patton nodded, making Virgil laugh and kiss him deeply for a few moments, his thrusts growing for a beat before going back to a slow roll of his hips.

“What did he do then?”

“Well at that point, he rolled a new condom on me.”

“Oh yea?”

“Y-yea,”  Patton groaned, his cock throbbing at the memory he was articulating.  “Because he had J come over and ride me until he came.”

Wrapping his arms under Patton, Virgil groaned against his shoulder, a shiver rolling down his spine at the image.  Next time Patton went to one of the parties, he would have to ask if someone would be willing to send him pictures.

“Fuck, bet that drove you crazy.”

“It did, oh heck.  Was so hard not to come right then and there.”

“But you didn’t, you’re such a good little slut.”

Patton moaned at the affection in Virgil's voice, his kisses pressing against his neck and shoulder, hips starting to move faster.

“What next, Sugar cookie?”

“J got off me, taking the condom and letting R put a new one on, and had O hold a fleshlight for me.”

“Bet that felt good, but not as good as having a body around your cock.”  Virgil teased, making Patton shiver.

“That’s when R started moving, holding my hips and just going, making me press up into the fleshlight.”

Virgil cursed softly against Patton’s shoulder, the image in his head showing a sweaty and fucked Patton.  Fleshlight squeezing his cock as R fucks him harder, holding him down and just taking his own pleasure.

“‘Make him come.’ R told O, the light finally moving over me, making me come s-so fast.”  Patton whined, tapping Virgil’s arm.

Sometimes after one of the parties, Patton would be up for letting Virgil fuck him, but every once and a while didn’t have the ability to come again so soon.  So they came up with the arm tapping for nights when Patton was teased more than he was pleased.

Reaching between them, Virgil wrapped his hand around Patton’s cock, jerking him the same speed as his thrusts.  Pressing more kisses to Patton’s neck, Virgil moaned brokenly as Patton started coming around him.

“Please, let me feel you, love feeling you come in me.”  Patton whined, nails pressing into Virgil’s shoulders.

Letting out a long moan, Virgil pressed his hips tight against Patton’s hips, coming deep inside of him.  Panting softly, Virgil pulled back enough to rest their foreheads together, smiling at Patton’s blissed expression.

“Hi there.”  He chuckled, as Patton let out a soft giggle.

“Hi.”

“Come on, time for a shower.  Then we can cuddle and you can unwind, yea?”

“That sounds amazing,”  Patton hummed, kissing Virgil softly.  “Just amazing.” 

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