#turtl

[mensuited]

[appalachianapologies]

Hi may I have a Drabble about this man?

turtl man

once the mighty one in the pond claws sharpened for the rocks for the other end, where the fish mock

spotted and speckled dancing in the water the droplets trickled down to him after

soon plucked up taken to a new tank first on lineup left to somewhere blank

but turtl man stayed shell on, scutes secured among the gravel he played he himself was the reward

[barbthebuilder]

If you were to be given a present, what would you like to get?

Oh you sneaky little bastard pulling an uno reverse card on me like that!

But to answer your question.

I adore presents. It's such a fun way to express love. I love silly gifts, useful gifts, handmade gifts, small gifts, gifts I expected and those I didn't.

But one thing I would want to get is anything turtle/tortoise related. Like. Anything. I just love those small little silly creatures they are so cute and wonderful.

[iwritebigbellies-blog]

Um somebody make me one of these please

I love sturdy, big-belly boys, surely one of you is an artisinal blacksmith

Turtle lock its a turtle lock y'all!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[important-animal-images]

[qqueenofhades]

Honestly, this sounds fucking FANTASTIC to me, and we should do it. Cry harder, Mitch.

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

[ratherbedrawing]

Dude this was me and all of my big bros lmaooooo

🌻 based on real events

[toadalled]

Pride Month is upon us again and so it is time to repost my little guy, Hue! I’m wishing everyone a safe, supportive, positive, and enlightening Pride, whether you’re all the way “out” or not!

[babyanimalgifs]

Turtles helping each other in times of need

(Source)

[fucxingcuties]

[kathaynesart]

What do you mean this wasn't them for most of Book 2?