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polarsirens · 2 years ago
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How long do you think the Baba Yaga and Turquina (and Tim) were taking bets on a Nocchylfa confession
you have opened my eyes to the infinitely hilarious concept of regular wine mom gatherings between baba yaga, turquina and mother goose and for that i cannot thank you enough
as for their reactions to nocchylfa (what a ship name!), sort of a continuation from this:
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sideblogdotjpeg · 2 years ago
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doodles from episode 8 & 9!
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wryterofworlds · 2 years ago
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How does it feel to have inspired such a huge trend in dimension 20 fandom? Do you have any more headcannons for your modern AU?
In reference to this post:
Firstly, I do want to shoutout all the people who have made AUs based around the concept. All of them are so good and I can't believe that they exist because of my post. Obviously at this point everyone writing for this AU has their own ideas and versions of events, but here's the extended version of my version of the AU
Links to fics inspired by the original post:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45248404/chapters/113833735
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45109150/chapters/113477032
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45058684
https://www.tumblr.com/weareinvisiblespectres/709282235918991360/this-got-stuck-in-my-head-so-i-decided-to-write-it
Also fanart!!!: https://www.tumblr.com/mylovelyfools/709107455283593216/i-dont-have-my-tablet-rn-but-my-brain-is-moving
LMK If I missed any!
Various headcanons and plot beneath the cut
So starting with backstories:
Gerard was born into a wealthy family, and at a young age was kidnapped
Luckily he escaped, as he had always been a slippery little kid.
Unluckily, by that point his family had already had him publicly declared as dead, so no one believed him when he claimed to be Gerard Greenleigh
He lived on the streets for a while, and befriended Elody, and the two fell in love
It was only when he'd already grown into an adult that Gerard was able to prove his identity and gain access to the family fortune.
From there, familiar territory. He acted vain, petty, immature, etc., he and Elody separated, which brings us to when he adopted two kids
Ylfa is autistic, and she has particularly bad meltdowns and anger management issues. Her mother didn't handle her well and would frequently send her away to stay with Ylfa's grandmother
Eventually, she decided to just leave Ylfa there permanently
What she didn't know is that only a few days into this new arrangement, the grandmother would die of natural causes. Ylfa. Did not handle this well
She froze in place, not wanting to move forward. If she just didn't move, then she wouldn't have to deal with what came next. If she just stayed still, then there's a chance everything could go back to normal
Fortunately, Mr. Wolf the child welfare caseworker had already been looking for her as one of the mother's neighbors noticed the missing child
Unfortunately, it was still two days of her standing there, frozen and terrified, before he found her
The first thing Mr. Wolf did was take her to get some fast food, that she devoured ravenously
(She would throw up most of that food in the backseat of his car a few minutes later)
She ended up in the foster care system after that, as her mother was deemed unfit to parent her
(IDK how child welfare stuff actually works so I'm just taking my best guesses here. Apologies if I get anything wrong)
Pinocchio has chronic pain, and some days he can get by with a cane but other times he needs a wheelchair
His father was a loving, if demanding parent who, along with his kindergarten teacher, were very strict about morals and particularly lying
Eventually, a strange woman approaches him as he's about to walk home and she starts asking him increasingly personal questions about who his parent is, where he lives, how he gets home, etc.
Pinocchio cottons on that she's acting weird and lies, saying his dad will pick him up soon
Teacher Turquina hears this, and goes to give Pinocchio an earful about lying, telling the woman the truth
Geppetto goes missing soon after
Pinocchio is taken care of by his stepmother (his actual stepmother, in this AU), but eventually the way she's been emotionally and sometimes physically abusing him is noticed and he is put into the system
(The stepmother was particularly fond of locking Pinocchio in a closet for hours at a time. He still remembers the way it looked when she would open the door, the only light coming from behind her)
He has complicated feelings about his stuffed animals Spinocchio and Pinocchicrow, given the stepmother is the one who gave them to him. Eventually Pib mauls Pinocchicrow, and given how relieved Pinocchio seems, Gerard quietly moves Spinocchio into storage
Rosamund's backstory probably gets the most major overhaul
Rosamund was 16 and in love when she and her boyfriend (if you want to be particularly on the nose he could have the last name of briar or thorn or something) got into a bad car crash
She woke up from a coma 2 years later
Her boyfriend, who had been released from the hospital just a couple months after the accident, had already moved on, hence her current distaste for romance
Her parents tried to keep her inside all the time, obsessively overprotective after the accident, and she couldn't stand it
She eventually ran away, and given that Cousin Gerard has been one of the few tolerable people to be around (He had been kind and funny when she was growing up; after the accident he was empathetic in a way no one else was. It wasn't exactly the same, but he knew what it was like feeling like you've lost years of your life) and eventually she made her way to an address he'd written down for her saying if she ever needed to talk, she has an open invite
Her parents don't look for her under the belief that eventually she'll realize they were right all along and come home
(that isn't what happens)
Gerard was initially going to just take in Pinocchio, as he felt like since they'd shared experiences with kidnapping he could be helpful, and he could help Pinocchio deal with any issues the way he had
(He has not actually dealt with those issues)
Then he met Ylfa totally by accident, not at all arranged by Mr. Wolf in the hope that maybe this man would finally provide a home for two kids who so many felt were too high-maintenance to foster or adopt
So he ended up with two kids
Pib is a cat
He was originally a stray, taken in by Tomas, put in a shelter when Tomas died and then adopted by Timothy
Timothy has his husband, his menace of a son Jack, and inexplicable beef with a gander from the local park. He wants it dead, and the feeling is mutual
From here it's just general headcanons and little scenes
The non-Elody princesses are Rosamund's friends from an etiquette class that all of their terrible parents made them attend. None of them go to the class anymore but they still hang out
They are...maybe not the best influences. They regularly commit petty acts of vandalism and were maybe responsible for that time the school's library almost burned down
At some point one of Rosamund's friends/classmates says that Gerard is kind of hot in a pathetic way, and her first thought it "gross, that's my dad." She then has a minor crisis over when her goofy cousin became her dad
Gerard still exercises, but since it's his first time not working with a personal trainer he cannot figure out why he's getting stronger but not more "muscular." (not defined) Lifting more weight should be better, right?
This does mean he is strong enough to carry all three of his kids at the same time (because yes, Rosamund is his kid, even if not legally), and has carried them all to bed at once without waking them up before
Ylfa goes over the shoulders, as her grip is strong even asleep. Pinocchio is fully baby cradled in one arm, and Rosamund is carried in the other, her face tucked into this shoulder. Pib got Ylfa's back at some point without Gerard noticing, so actually it's three kids and a cat
Pib knows exactly one trick that he'll do on command, and that trick is "attack," where he runs up and smacks whoever without unsheathing his claws
For unknown reasons, he only does this trick for Gerard. Timothy is definitely not jealous
At one point Mr. Wolf was trying to talk to Pinocchio about setting goals and future careers, and Pinocchio panicked and said stand-up comedian
When Mr. Wolf tried to prompt him to set goals, he said he could come up with a good joke in a year. Mr. Wolf tried to hint that maybe that's a little too long. Pinocchio misunderstood and made it a year and a day
Pinocchio: I think that if I don't tell a good joke in a year and a day he's going to kill me
Ylfa, whose life was saved by Mr. Wolf and has known him for much longer: (100% earnestly) yeah, maybe.
Gerard tries to take the gang fishing. It goes badly. Gerard punches a fish
Ylfa has a dorky middle schooler crush on all of Rosamund's friends, especially Snow White. They think its cute and harmless enough not to discourage, much to Rosamund's chagrin
The princesses are also consistently accidentally mean to Gerard (a la "she's married?") They actually think he's a pretty good guy and by far the best parent any of them have, so they feel bad whenever it happens
Gerard does have minor Gilear energy in this au. Sorry bud.
Gerard and Elody's reuniting
For Elody and Gerard reuniting, IDK what leads to it but eventually Elody agrees to one date after starting to realize how much Gerard's changed
Gerard is very excited and spends nearly the entire day preparing for their dinner date
Unfortunately, the power goes out about midway through the day. At first it's kind of fun and everything's fine, date still set to happen
Then it gets dark and suddenly things aren't so fine anymore
Ylfa remembers the nights she stood, starving, staring at the body of her grandmother, trying desperately to pretend that nothing's changed, even as she becomes too dehydrated to cry
Pinocchio remembers that darkness of the closet, the silhouette of his stepmother, the way he could only ever catch glimpses of her sneering face as the door closed once again
Rosamund remembers the weeks of consciousness before she was able to even open her eyes, trapped in darkness by her own uncooperative body, aware yet unable to do anything, to save herself
Gerard might've asked Timothy to help out, but he'd left earlier that day to go on a camping trip with Henry and Jack, so it's up to Gerard to help his kids
So he does the one thing he's ever been good at. He tells them stories.
Some of them are old stories he's known since childhood, but some of them are new
He tells them stories of a brave little girl who was strong enough to survive despite everything, and a clever little boy who knows that sometimes you need to break the rules, and a bold princess who was able to free herself from the prison others had made for her
He does not tell them the story of a cowardly prince, too unlovable to be wanted by his parents or his wife, who has no one to blame for how things turned out but himself
Instead, his kids tell him a story
They tell him the story of a funny, smart, kind king who was beloved by all his subjects. Who never, ever got mad, and was super strong, and would accept any who would seek refuge in his kingdom. The three (four, counting Pib, who Timothy asked them to watch while they were gone) immediately decide it's their favorite
"How can that be your favorite story? That's barely a story at all, it just a list of character traits."
"Too bad, it's our favorite now, so we're gonna tell it every night."
They pass the night with stories and candles until eventually all his kids are happily asleep, and Gerard crashes onto his couch.
He, unfortunately, could not text Elody about this change of plans as his phone died before he could (his phone hasn't been fully charged since he got kids)
Elody shows up the next morning to be like "Why'd you ditch me and also are you still alive because I can't think of anything short of death that would've kept you from showing up"
She is greeted by a very tired Gerard in his pajamas, who asks if she wants to come inside for breakfast
Elody is very confused to be sitting around a table with three kids and a cat while her husband cooks breakfast (when did he learn how to cook?)
The neighbor pops in to say hi and ends up staying for breakfast as well, and Elody is quickly realizing just how much of a life Gerard has made since they separated
It's not a great breakfast. The eggs are kind of rubbery and the bacon is burnt on the edges, but it's far better than she ever imagined Gerard capable of
She...kind of wants to learn what else has changed about Gerard
She also wants to know when, where, and why he acquired these kids
Anyway, that's all I got. Maybe I'll make a continuation if I have any other ideas
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sotacticalsolate · 2 years ago
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Either it's too late or it's not, and either way I'd rather be with you.
Turquina is after my heart for real
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sugarplumdone · 2 years ago
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islandoforder · 2 years ago
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really enjoying this convo with the blue fairy but that repeating low ominous note is stressing me out
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cakemoney · 2 months ago
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intrepid heroes: we better see some steamy fanfics about the fairy with the orange top hat
me, well known as someone who doesn't know how to write smut: on it 🫡
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fibrefox · 2 years ago
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Turquina?!
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thinkanamelater · 2 years ago
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I love you Fairy with the Turqouise Hair please call me!!
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andi-o-geyser · 2 years ago
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i do not trust this blue bitch one fucking bit
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melancholiaenthroned · 2 years ago
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it is happily ever after though. is the thing. which i think somewhat erases whole. point. like its different, nicer stories. but they dont feel any more real especially considering how it seems like everyone forgot the events of the show. i know it just ended and its a little early to start "fairies won" truthing. but. um.
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sideblogdotjpeg · 2 years ago
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im possibly thinking about parallels between the stepmother and the blue fairy with regards to the concept of narrative.... the blue fairy demands obedience, she promises conditional humanity and safety - a rigid definition of what a "real boy" is (someone who doesnt lie, someone who doesnt cuss). and ultimately who will callously and cruelly take away that humanity when those arbitrary rules are broken. - i think the stepmother might serve as the twisted inverse to this... like the extension of the core ideology of pinocchio's fairytale beyond his happily ever after. like the blue fairy, she promises to make pinocchio a real boy in exchange for his obedience and servitude. and when he fails, he is coldly, cruelly and unjustly punished....
i think it all links back to the meta ideas of control and narrative!! like: who is writing your story, who controls what is good and bad and what deserves to be punished. do you have autonomy in your own story? its so fitting for pinocchio to be a marionette, manipulated exploited and puppeteered as he is by these two fairies that dangle his own personhood just out of reach.
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the-bearded-baker · 2 years ago
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Is this @dimension20official Neverafter?
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polarsirens · 2 years ago
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Turquina, canonically living with Geppetto and helping raise Pinocchio years after the series: I just don't know why people think Geppetto and I are married.
Tim: Hey quick question, what do bees make?
Turquina: Honey?
Geppetto, from his workshop: Yes, dear?
Tim: ... It's truly a mystery
LMAO i don't exactly ship them but! they might as well be married with how like a set of parents they act when it comes to pinocchio
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thenerdyindividual · 2 years ago
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Gerrard: My happily ever after is broken. How do I fix it.
Turquina: Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?
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thepringlesofblood · 2 years ago
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Neverafter Minis Auction Tracker!!!!
let’s gooooooooo!!!!!!!
(https://auction.dropout.tv/)
UPDATE (5/21): The auction is over!!!! check under the cut for full list + fun stats ^v^
As I have before, I will keeping track of which minis go up for auction when, what prices they’re at, final prices, and at the end write up a list of every mini (and maxi?!?!) sold in order of how much they sold for, among other fun stats.
I make no promises as to the frequency with which this post is updated, but it will be updated. It was posted 4/21, and last updated 5/21.
*spoilers* for what characters appear in battle in Neverafter
Let’s get ready to rumble!!!
5/1: WHY IS BARREL SWORDSMAN #3 AT $1,501 LIKE 4 HOURS INTO THE AUCTION???? TIM IS AT LIKE $500 TF???
5/15: Wave 3 is live!
5/18: WHY IS BARREL SWORDSMAN #3 back up for auction?????
All minis (& maxis) have the same starting bid- 50$
Table Of Contents (ik ik im sorry)
full list of all minis in order of price
full list stats (e.g. priciest PC, most bidded-on)
groups I kept track of (e.g. who was the most expensive princess?)
the list & stats broken down by wave (aka what I’ve been updating during the auction)
The Tale Of Barrel Swordsman 03
Full list of minis & prices, from most to least expensive
IL TERRIBILE PESCECANE (W2) - $6,368
Pumpkin Carriage (W1) - $6,201

Black Ink (W3) - $4,000

Little Miss Muffet (Cursed) (W1) - $3,601

Mother Timothy Goose X Gander (W3) - $3,504.69 (nice)

disclaimer: this will count as a maxi as well as a PC bc of the Big Fuckin Gander. if it comes first or last I will note the runner-up as well since maxis generally go for more money.

Big Bad Wolf (W3) - $3,303

disclaimer: the (unsouped) Big Bad Wolf will count as a PC, since it is only ever controlled by Emily. It also counts as a maxi since it comes specially packaged and is Big. if it comes first or last I will note the runner-up as well since it’s a bit of a gray area and maxis = $$

Baba Yaga (W3) - $3,270

Pinocchio, Thrice (W3) - $3,205

Big Bad Wolf Soup (W2) - $3,201

Puss In Boots “Pib”, Twice (W2) - $3,003

Ylfa Snorgelsson, Twice (W2) - $3,003
Flying Golden Goose (W2) -$3,001
Mother Timothy Goose, Twice (W2) - $3,001

Pinocchio, Twice  (W2) - $3,001

Prince Gerard of Greenleigh, Twice (W2) - $3,001
Snow White (W3) - $2,952

Princess Rosamund du Prix, Twice (W2) - $2,888
Prince Gerard of Greenleigh, Thrice (W3) - $2,756
Author’s Ink Hand (W3) - $2,501

Ylfa Snorgelsson, Thrice (W3) - $2,501

Prince Gerard of Greenleigh, Once (W1) - $2,401
The Baron of Bricks (Armored) (W2) - $2,002


Ylfa Snorgelsson, Once (W1) - $1,961

Mira (W2) - $1,869
Golden Goose (W2) - $1,816
Princess Rosamund du Prix, Thrice (W3) - $1,715
Rapunzel (W3) - $1,653
The Stepmother (W3) - $1,626

Pinocchio, Once  (W1) - $1,605

Wartime Alphonse (W2) - $1,552
Nara, The Orange Fairy (W3) - $1,502
Bosartia, The Wicked Fairy (W3) - $1,501
Princess Elody of Greenleigh (W3) - $1,501

Princess Rosamund du Prix, Once (W1) - $1,388

Cinderella (W3) - $1,278
Alba Mac Lír, the Sea Witch (W3) - $1,254

Mother Timothy Goose, Once (W1) - $1,235

Scheherazade (W3) - $1,235

Puss In Boots “Pib”, Thrice (W3) - $1,234
Anma, The Green Fairy (W3) - $1,178

Large Catapult (W2) - $1,151
La Bête (W3) - $1,021

Puss In Boots “Pib”, Once (W1) - $1,006

Fairy Godmother (W1) - $1,004

Flat William (W3) - $1,002

Bella, The Red Fairy (W3) - $1,001
Turquina, The Turquoise Fairy (W3) - $1,001

Hilda, The Blue Fairy (W3) - $1,000

Little Miss Muffet (W1) - $1,000

Nura, The Yellow Fairy (W3) - $1,000

Blacksmith Crate Man (W1) - $921

Book Construct (W3) - $901
Paper Monster (W3) - $881

The Mer-king (W2) - $880
Beaky (W3) - $859

Yellow Merrow - $841
Aesop (W3) - $827

Red Merrow (W2) - $827

Alphonse [from the first battle] (W1) - $826

Peter, The Baron of Bricks (W2) - $821

Barrel Swordsmen 03 (W1) - $801

Bean Stalk (W2) - $729

Wizard 2 (W2) - $716
Jack, The Giant Killer (W2) - $707

Golden Egg (W2) - $705
Golden Harp (W2) - $701

Tied Golden Harp (W2) - $700

Blue Merrow 2 (W2) - $669

Blue Merrow 1 (W2) - $667
Tied Golden Goose Egg (W2) - $617
Tom Thumb (W2)- $616

Armored Cow (W2) - $601

Rocking Chair Man (W1) - $600

Wizard 1 - $599

Cross Man (W1) - $553

Thumbelina (W2) - $536

Shovel Man (W1) - $529

Giant (W2) - $501

Barrel Spearman 2 (W1) - $484

Cauldron Woman (W1) - $476

Tray Man (W1) - $465


Barrel Spearman 1 (W1) - $446


Barrel Swordsman 1 (W1) - $445

Barrel Swordsman 2 (W1) - $431

Bed Man (W1) - $421

Hay Man (W1) - $402


Crate Soldier (W1)- $382


Prison Man (W1) - $382

Wheel Barrow Man (W1) - $380


Catapult Man (W1) - $362


Final Stats!
Most Expensive: IL TERRIBILE PESCECANE - $6,368

Least Expensive: Catapult Man (W1) - $362

Most Expensive Mini*: Baba Yaga (W3) - $3,270!

Priciest PC: Mother Timothy Goose X Gander (W3) - $3,504.69 (nice)
as it is a maxi, I will also list the runner-ups
Big Bad Wolf (W3) - $3,303 (also a maxi)
Pinocchio, Thrice (W3) - $3,205
Least Pricey PC: Puss In Boots “Pib”, Once (W1) - $1,006
Most Expensive Named Character**: Little Miss Muffet (Cursed) (W1) - $3,601

Most Expensive Unnamed Character: Author’s Ink Hand (W3) - $2,501

was debating if this counts as a character or not. if you think not, runnerup is Blacksmith Crate Man (W1) - $921
Least Expensive Named Character: Thumbelina (W2) - $536
Least Expensive Unnamed Character:  Catapult Man (W1) - $362

Most Bids: Red Merrow (W2) - 218 bids
Least Bids: Thumbelina (W2) - 15 bids
Most Bidded-on PC: Ylfa Snorgelsson, Twice (W2) - 165 bids
Least Bidded-on PC: Princess Rosamund du Prix, Once (W1) - 16 bids
*excl. maxis like Pumpkin Carriage, Little Miss Muffet (Cursed), and The Baron of Bricks (Armored), Big Bad Wolf Soup, Bean Stalk, Il Terribile Pescecane, both Golden Geese, Large Catapult, Black Ink, Big Bad Wolf, Mother Timothy Goose X Gander, & Alba Mac Lír
**we’re not counting il terribile pescecane as a character rn otherwise it would win everything and be boring
Groups I Was Keeping Track Of!
for shorter lists I just put the minis in price order. for longer ones I just did most and least expensive.
PCs!
Princess Rosamund du Prix
Once: $1,388
Twice: $2,888
Thrice: $1,715
Puss In Boots “Pib”
Once: $1,006

Twice: $3,003
Thrice: $1,234
Pinocchio
Once: $1,605
Twice: $3,001
Thrice: $3,205
Mother Timothy Goose
Once: $1,235
Twice: $3,001
X Gander: $3,504.69 (nice)
Ylfa Snorgelsson
Once: $1,961
Twice: $3,003
Thrice: $2,501
The Big Bad Wolf: $3,303
Prince Gerard of Greenleigh
Once: $2,401
Twice: $3,001
Thrice:
 $2,756
Princesses (not incl. Rosamund or Scheherazade)! 

Snow White (W3)- $2,952
Mira (W2) - $1,869
Rapunzel (W3)- $1,653
Princess Elody of Greenleigh (W3) - $1,501
Cinderella (W3) - $1,278
La Bête (W3) - $1,021
Thumbelina (W2)- $536
I know she wasn’t part of the Daughters of the Crown, but she does become a princess in her fairytale
#JusticeForThumbelina
Fairies!
Nara, The Orange Fairy (W3) - $1,502
Bosartia, The Wicked Fairy (W3)  - $1,501
Anma, The Green Fairy (W3) - $1,178
Fairy Godmother (W1) - $1,004
Bella, The Red Fairy (W3) - $1,001
Turquina, The Turquoise Fairy (W3) - $1,001
Hilda, The Blue Fairy (W3) - $1,000
Nura, The Yellow Fairy (W3) - $1,000
Boss Battle Creatures
Little Miss Muffet (Cursed) (W1): $3,601

The Baron Of The Bricks (mech) (W1): $2,002
The Stepmother (W3)
Hand Of The Authors (W3)
Fairy Godmother (W1): $1,004
The Baron Of The Bricks (pig) (W1): $821
Maxis!
criteria for a maxi
has special packaging
doesn’t fit on one of those circular bases normal minis stand on
vibes
All Maxis
Most Expensive: Il Terribile Pescecane (W2) - $6,368

Least Expensive: Bean Stalk (W2) - $729

Maxi Characters/Living Things
Most Expensive: Il Terribile Pescecane (W2) - $6,368

Least Expensive: Golden Goose (W2) - $1,816

Maxi Set Pieces
Most Expensive: Pumpkin Carriage (W1): $6,201

Least Expensive: Bean Stalk (W2) - $729

Named NPCs (not incl. maxis)

Most Expensive: Baba Yaga (W3) - $3,270
Least Expensive: Thumbelina (W2) - $536 

Mini-Minis
Most Expensive: Jack, The Giant Killer (W2) - $707

Least Expensive: Thumbelina (W2) - $536
#JusticeForThumbelina
Humanoids*
Most Expensive: Baba Yaga (W3) - $3,270
Least Expensive: Crate Soldier (W1)- $382
if you don’t think any furniture people should be considered humanoid, then Giant (W2) - $501 is next least expensive and is 100% humanoid he’s just a guy w one eye


*I have my own separate, questionably precise, extremely complicated criteria for what counts as humanoid in this situation. if u wanna see it, or any of the other lists, dm me, this post is long enough lol
Everything broken down by which wave it was in
Wave 1 (W1): 5/1-5/8 - closed! - all seems to be from the first battle, except Muffet & Baron
Ylfa Snorgelsson, Once - $1,961
Prince Gerard of Greenleigh, Once - $2,401
Princess Rosamund du Prix, Once - $1,388
Pinocchio, Once  - $1,605
Puss In Boots “Pib”, Once - $1,006
Mother Timothy Goose, Once - $1,235
Fairy Godmother - $1,004
Pumpkin Carriage - $6,201
Little Miss Muffet (Cursed) - $3,601
Little Miss Muffet - $1,000
The Baron of Bricks (Armored) - $2,002
Peter, The Baron of Bricks - $821
Bed Man - $421
Crate Soldier - $382
Cross Man - $553
Barrel Spearman 1 - $446
Barrel Spearman 2 - $484
Barrel Swordsman 1 - $445
Barrel Swordsman 2 - $431
Barrel Swordsman 03 -$1,501
least amount of bids at only 4. the 4th bidder was just like ‘let’s end this’ 4 hours into the auction and they sure did.
update (5/18): except it seems they DIDN’T. any accolades formerly awarded to Barrel Swordsman 3 will be removed and given to the runner-up, and he will be counted as a Wave 3 mini. tf??
Cauldron Woman - $476
Catapult Man - $362
Blacksmith Crate Man - $921
Rocking Chair Man - $600
Tray Man - $465
Shovel Man - $529
Prison Man - $382
Wheel Barrow Man - $380
Hay Man - $402
Alphonse [from the first battle] - $826
Wave 1 Stats!
Most Expensive: Pumpkin Carriage - $6,201
Least Expensive: Catapult Man - $362
Priciest PC: Prince Gerard of Greenleigh, Once - $2,401
conversely, Pib was the least pricey PC at $1,006! rip.
Most Expensive Mini*: Prince Gerard of Greenleigh, Once - $2,401
Most Expensive Named Character: Little Miss Muffet (Cursed) - $3,601
Least Expensive Named Character: Peter, The Baron of Bricks - $821
Most Expensive Unnamed Character: Barrel Swordsman 03 -$1,501 Blacksmith Crate Man - $921
Least Expensive Unnamed Character: Catapult Man - $362
Most Bids: Little Miss Muffet (Cursed) - 156 bids
Least Bids: Barrel Swordsman 3 - 4 Cross Man - 42 bids
Most Bidded-on PC: Prince Gerard of Greenleigh, Once - 147 bids
Least Bidded-on PC: Princess Rosamund du Prix, Once - 16 bids
*excl. maxis like Pumpkin Carriage,  Little Miss Muffet (Cursed), and The Baron of Bricks (Armored)
Wave 2 (W2): 5/8-5/15 - closed! - all seem to be from the Toy Island & beanstalk fights, except of course Big Bad Wolf Soup
Ylfa Snorgelsson, Twice - $3,003
Prince Gerard of Greenleigh, Twice - $3,001
Princess Rosamund du Prix, Twice - $2,888
Pinocchio, Twice - $3,001
Puss In Boots “Pib”, Twice - $3,003
Mother Timothy Goose, Twice - $3,001
Big Bad Wolf Soup - $3,201
Mira - $1,869
The Mer-king - $880
Blue Merrow 1 - $667
Blue Merrow 2 - $669
Red Merrow - $827
Yellow Merrow - $841
IL TERRIBILE PESCECANE - $6,368
Flying Golden Goose -$3,001
Golden Goose - $1,816
Tied Golden Goose Egg - $617
Large Catapult - $1,151
Wartime Alphonse - $1,552
Tied Golden Harp - $700
Golden Egg - $705
Golden Harp - $701
Wizard 1 - $599
Wizard 2 - $716
Jack, The Giant Killer - $707
Armored Cow - $601
Giant - $501
Tom Thumb - $616
Thumbelina - $536
Bean Stalk - $729
Wave 2 Stats!
Most Expensive: IL TERRIBILE PESCECANE - $6,368
Least Expensive: Giant - $501
Priciest PC: Pib (twice) and Ylfa (twice) tied at $3,003!
conversely, Rosamund (twice) was the least pricey PC at $2,888! rip. still a lot of money tho
Most Expensive Mini*: Pib and Ylfa tied at $3,003!
Most Expensive Named Character**: Pib and Ylfa tied at $3,003!
Least Expensive Named Character: Thumbelina - $536
Most Expensive Unnamed Character**: Yellow Merrow - $841
Least Expensive Unnamed Character: Giant - $501
Most Bids: Red Merrow - 218 bids
Least Bids: Thumbelina - 15 bids
#justiceforthumbelina
Most Bidded-on PC: Ylfa Snorgelsson, Twice - 165 bids
Least Bidded-on PC: Mother Timothy Goose, Twice - 49 bids
*excl. maxis like Big Bad Wolf Soup, Bean Stalk, Il Terribile Pescecane, both Golden Geese, and Large Catapult (it feels like “Giant” should be a maxi, but it’s actually about human size)
**Il Terribile Pescecane does not count as a character in this circumstance
a fun new stat exclusive to Wave 2 - minis that sold for exactly $3,001!
Flying Golden Goose -$3,001
Mother Timothy Goose, Twice - $3,001
Pinocchio, Twice - $3,001
Prince Gerard of Greenleigh, Twice - $3,001
if I had a nickel for every time a mini in W2 sold for exactly $3,001, I’d have 4 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened 4 times.
Wave 3 (W3): 5/15-5/19 - closed! - final wave!
Black Ink - $4,000
Mother Timothy Goose X Gander - $3,504.69 (nice)
disclaimer: this will now count as a maxi as well as a PC bc of the Big Fuckin Gander. if it comes first or last I will note the runner-up as well since maxis generally go for more money.
Big Bad Wolf - $3,303
disclaimer: the (unsouped) Big Bad Wolf will count as a PC, since it is only ever controlled by Emily. It also counts as a maxi since it comes specially packaged and is Big. if it comes first or last I will note the runner-up as well since it’s a bit of a gray area and maxis = $$
Baba Yaga - $3,270
Pinocchio, Thrice - $3,205
Snow White - $2,952
Prince Gerard of Greenleigh, Thrice - $2,756
Author’s Ink Hand - $2,501
Ylfa Snorgelsson, Thrice - $2,501
Princess Rosamund du Prix, Thrice - $1,715
Rapunzel - $1,653
The Stepmother - $1,626
Nara, The Orange Fairy - $1,502
Bosartia, The Wicked Fairy - $1,501
Princess Elody of Greenleigh - $1,501
Cinderella - $1,278
Alba Mac Lír, the Sea Witch - $1,254
Scheherazade - $1,235
Puss In Boots “Pib”, Thrice - $1,234
Anma, The Green Fairy - $1,178
La Bête - $1,021
Flat William - $1,002
Bella, The Red Fairy - $1,001
Turquina, The Turquoise Fairy - $1,001
Hilda, The Blue Fairy - $1,000
Nura, The Yellow Fairy - $1,000
Book Construct - $901
Paper Monster - $881
Beaky - $859
Aesop - $827
Barrel Swordsmen 03 - $801
Wave 3 stats!
Most Expensive: Black Ink - $4,000
Least Expensive: Barrel Swordsmen 03 - $801 (oh how the mighty have fallen)
Priciest PC: Mother Timothy Goose X Gander - $3,504.69 (nice)
as it is a maxi, I will also list the runner-ups
Big Bad Wolf - $3,303 (also a maxi)
Pinocchio, Thrice - $3,205
conversely, Puss In Boots “Pib”, Thrice was the least pricey PC at $1,234! rip. 

Most Expensive Mini*: Baba Yaga - $3,270
Most Expensive Named Character: Mother Timothy Goose X Gander - $3,504.69 (nice)
as it is a maxi, I will also list the runner-ups
Big Bad Wolf - $3,303 (also a maxi)
Baba Yaga - $3,270
Least Expensive Named Character: Aesop - $827
Most Expensive Unnamed Character: 
Author’s Ink Hand - $2,501
was debating if this is a character or not. if you think it’s not, the runner-up is Book Construct - $901. not a lot of unnamed characters in this wave
Least Expensive Unnamed Character: Barrel Swordsmen 03 - $801
Most Bids: Nara, The Orange Fairy - 133 bids
Least Bids: 
Scheherazade - 17 bids
Most Bidded-on PC: Princess Rosamund du Prix, Thrice - 111 bids
Least Bidded-on PC: Puss In Boots “Pib”, Thrice - 20 bids
*excluding maxis like Black Ink, Big Bad Wolf, Mother Timothy Goose X Gander, & Alba Mac Lír
The Tale of Barrel Swordsmen 03
at a maximum of 4 hours into Wave 1, the 4th bid on Barrel Swordsman 03 was placed for $1,501. Most of the other minis (including PCs) hadn’t even broken 1,000 at this point. When wave 1 closed, Barrel Swordsman 03 was sold for $1,501.
for comparison, Barrel Swordsman 01 sold for $445, and 02 for $431. In fact, all of the furniture people sold for the lowest prices in the whole auction. Except, it seemed, for Barrel Swordsman 03, who beat out Rosamund (once) at $1,388, Tim (once) at $1,235.
it seemed that was all to the story.
until.
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[taken 6:32 pm EST on 5/18]
i mean there can only be one answer - the person that bid $1,501 for him couldn’t pay up. so...he’s back on the market?????
he returns. with a slightly new title: Barrel Swordsmen 03. he has multiplied since we saw him last. or, in their haste to get him up on the site before the auction closed, the person writing his name mistyped (understandable and much more likely).
he sells for $801. on the higher end of the furniture-people prices, but nowhere near his former glory
who are you, bidder #4? what were you trying to do? how did it all go so wrong?
/j
that’s it folks. have a good one!
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