#turdburglers

[rainbowdaisy13]

Thank God Biden dropped out.

I think this cements his place in the history books as a man that cared about his country and in the time of Dirtball Turdburgler that means something!

[nursenebbie]

This driodpug eats, farts, burps & swears like a good ol’ timely sailor... all in the name of snackies!

[crowbar-n-kickstand]

My baby boy, my dear one, sweetie, pudgy boy, stinky boy, stinkbutt, stinkoman, noodlehead, fuzzbrain,baby Jazz, stinky man, munchkin, big baby, floofy belly, problem child, troublemaker, turdburgler, dumb butt, dumb as a brick, etc you get the idea, he's a dumb and stinky baby but I still love him

I literally have absolutely no clue what it could be, taking a stab in the dark and calling him Jackson

[ponyspicerack]

No ride today cuz the wind was hella bad and I don't want my turdburglers to be orphaned

[organicpetboutique]

Behind the scenes during our end of the year family photo shoot. One’s waiting for toys, the other one’s waiting for snackies... Any guesses?

[mactonightxronaldmcdonald]

Shut up turdburgler before I punch you in your mouth hole

[dedeimagines]

I hope so, I like in the worst part of the country to find a boyfriend. I live in a jock town in Georgia. Everyone is an ignorant turdburgler. I’m tired of it. Literally the only two guys I like that I’ve talked to either are 24 and live in Mexico or have a girlfriend and live in god know what state. I really just wanna leave already but I still have college to do and I’m not independent enough to live on my own. And it’s not just for a man, I just hate this place. Sorry, I’m venting.

dude you can always vent to me, there’s no need to apologize!!!!

[lilanth]

Things I have called my horse:

- Sir Stompsalot

- Mud Monster

- Ponyboi

- Turdburgler

- Dingdong

- Ass

- Hooved Cretin

- Lil Shithead

- Adorkable

- Cajun

[rainbowdaisy13]

Happy Fall from Minnesota my turdburglers

[nursenebbie]

When yew get a whiff of da new snackies Mom hid somewhere in da house 🐽🐽🐽 Where they ats woman?!?

[theworldaccordingtocha]

Someone finally killed my poo pillow :/ #rude #turdburgler #Duzen

[gilliansgloriousgarbagepile]

....so uh are all ppl from Faerie in FFXIV Jerks who think they are the best around or did I just get partied with a real winner?

[solarskitty]

Both me and my brother work the customer service/returns desk and whenever one of us starts stressin on one side we switch (ie, returns are kicking my ass so I'mma make him do them while I handle phone calls). So today he's trying to transfer a customer to our installations office when I (out of ear shot to the phone) tell him he's a turdburgler for not faxing some shit properly, and very clearly into the phone he goes "I burgle turds" and accidently disconnects from the customer. He's refusing to answer the phone at all today for fear of the customer calling back.

[organicpetboutique]

Nemmie rocking her eco friendly howliday gingerbread sweater-shirt from Hip Doggie.

[lilanth]

I may be hauling out the turdburgler to Riverside for a trail ride the weekend!!!!! 🤞

[nursenebbie]

Move over Molly... there’s a new queen of pink & I’m headed your way to snatch your crown 👑💗!