attackoncalamaties
Commander, They’re Doing Dumb Shit Again
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A log of all the dumb fucking shit the Survey Corp got up to. ✨
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attackoncalamaties · 2 years ago
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Quick PSA, if you get one of those "Work scanned, AI use detected" comments on AO3, just mark them as spam.
Some moron apparently built a bot to annoy or prank hundreds of authors.
There is no scanning process, your work doesn't actually resemble AI writing, it's all bullshit. Mark the comment as spam (on AO3, not the email notification you got about the comment!) and don't let it get to you.
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attackoncalamaties · 2 years ago
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snk portraits
Levi edition 3
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attackoncalamaties · 2 years ago
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Pink like the folds of your brain
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attackoncalamaties · 2 years ago
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i hate the future
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attackoncalamaties · 2 years ago
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😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes
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attackoncalamaties · 2 years ago
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EVERYONE WAKE THE FUCK UP OH MY GOD MARCH 3rd???? 
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COUR FUCKIGN 1?!?!? ARE THERE GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE FUCKIGN COURS I CANT HANDLE THIS MANY FINAL FUCKING SEASON PARTS DUDE OH MY GOD 
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attackoncalamaties · 2 years ago
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A statement from Studio Mappa
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Seems like they were worried people were waiting too long. I wonder how many episodes each part will be?
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attackoncalamaties · 2 years ago
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i deliver pizzas & sometimes funny things happen
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attackoncalamaties · 2 years ago
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WRINKLES ARE FINE JUST LIVE YOUR LIFE
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attackoncalamaties · 2 years ago
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This thread is hysterical.
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attackoncalamaties · 2 years ago
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my 2022 highlight was when a guy was driving me home after a date and his phone was playing songs on youtube thru the aux on autoplay BUT he was also using it as a satnav so we had to just cope with whatever song came on. anyway we listened to the isolated vocals for "eye of the tiger" in silence because neither of us acknowledged it and it got to a certain point where it would be even weirder if one of us did say something
/edit: I realise a text post doesn't even do it justice, it went exactly like this
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attackoncalamaties · 2 years ago
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attackoncalamaties · 2 years ago
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i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.
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attackoncalamaties · 2 years ago
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world map of aot(approximately, exact borders of marleyan empire only)
red-marleyan empire
blue-eldian empire
Cyan/Light Blue-Hizuru
purple-alliance of middle eastern nations
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attackoncalamaties · 2 years ago
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seen a this edible aint shit but for adderall
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Day 1: Paths 
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attackoncalamaties · 2 years ago
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wip of zombie reiner and zombie Bertholdt from the Aot zombie au
Idk if I’m gonna finish I’m too tired to do anything but sleep 💔
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