#tumblr this is just a joke please don't t word me

[toxetta]

how tech companies feel after curing mental illness by banning any serious talk of it on their platform:

[ihavesimpedovermanyfictionalmen]

Hi can you do a fluffy where austin and reader fell in love while shooting caught stealing and they are on their press tour together and the people are starting to speculate about their relationship through their chemistry and when austin is in a talk show to promote he gets emotional while talking about her which basically confirms their relationship and please make it in an austin pov

I can certainly try! I hope I did you justice!? 🙏

Unscripted

ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ: ᴀᴜꜱᴛɪɴ ʙᴜᴛʟᴇʀ x ꜰᴇᴍ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ: fluff... i think that's it

ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ: The Request :)

a/n - the fact that i started writing on tumblr because I wanted to write smut and I don't know how to is crazy. so you're all getting fluff and cringe for a while. :)

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The press tour for Caught Stealing has been a whirlwind. Every red carpet, every interview, every photo op feels like it's a blur of bright lights and eager questions. But amidst all of that chaos, there's one thing that keeps me grounded: her. Y/N.

When we first met on set, I didn’t expect what would come next. Sure, I knew we’d have a strong connection, we always do when you’re working with someone as talented and as easy to talk to as her. But it wasn’t just chemistry in front of the camera—it was real. It was magic. And now, with every interview we do together, it’s hard not to notice the way our laughter feels a little louder, the way our conversations drift from script lines to something more personal. The way I can’t help but look at her when she speaks, the way she’s become my favorite person to share a quiet moment with.

But the thing is, we’ve been so careful. The fans—they are the ones who have started to notice. The way we interact on stage, the shared glances, the subtle touches. They’re picking up on what I’ve been trying to keep under wraps, trying to protect. I know it's not like we’ve been hiding it—it’s just... complicated, you know?

So there I am, sitting on a talk show, trying to keep it together. The host, ever the professional, starts talking about our on-screen chemistry in Caught Stealing and then... then she brings up the rumors. The fans speculating. The comments flooding in on Twitter. She flashes a cheeky grin, making some joke about whether or not there’s something more between Y/N and me, and I can feel the heat rising in my chest.

And I try to laugh it off, I really do. I say something about how we’re just great friends, how lucky I am to work with such a talented actress, but my voice shakes a little. Damn it, I can't lie about this. Not when she’s sitting in the room, when all I can think about is her smile, the way she makes everything feel light and easy.

The host presses on, asking if there’s any truth to the rumors, and suddenly I feel everything I’ve been holding inside come rushing to the surface. I take a deep breath, trying to steady myself, but then the words come tumbling out—unfiltered.

"I—" I pause, swallowing, my heart beating too fast. "I don’t know how to explain it... But, yeah, we have something special. I think anyone who’s watched us together can see it. She’s... she’s the kind of person that makes everything better. She’s been my support, my best friend, and, yeah, I’m in love with her. I’ve been in love with her for a while now."

The room is still silent for a beat, and I can feel the weight of everyone’s eyes on me. It’s the kind of silence that feels like it might stretch forever. I glance towards the camera, then back at the host, trying to collect myself. But then I see her face in my mind—Y/N’s. The way she’s always been there for me, not just on set, but in every small moment. The late-night talks, the quiet moments when no one’s watching, when we can just be ourselves.

But then I see it. See her. Y/N, watching from backstage on a monitor, her eyes wide and bright, her lips curving into a smile. I can practically hear her laugh, that soft, sweet laugh I’ve come to adore, and I don’t know how to stop the rush of emotions that flood my chest.

She’s the reason I’m here, the reason I can’t stop smiling no matter how crazy this all gets. The fans might have known before I did, but now, there's no hiding it anymore.

And then the host smiles, breaking the tension, her voice soft but knowing. "That’s beautiful, Austin. And I think we can all see it—the chemistry between you two is undeniable."

My breath catches. She’s not wrong. The way we laugh together, the way we finish each other’s sentences. It’s like we’ve known each other for years, and yet it feels so new, so fresh. I catch myself grinning at the thought of her, wishing she were here right now, maybe sitting right next to me.

“I think I’ve said enough,” I say, my voice softer now. "But the truth is, I’m lucky to have her in my life. I never expected this to happen, but I wouldn’t change it for the world."

There’s a pause, and I see the host nodding, clearly understanding what I mean. The camera zooms in just a bit closer, as if trying to capture every word I’ve said, but for some reason, it doesn’t matter. All I can think about is her.

And then the show moves on, as it always does. But as the lights dim and the interview wraps up, I know one thing for sure: this isn’t the end. It’s just the beginning.

And when I see Y/N later, when she steps into the room with that familiar smile, the one that always makes my heart skip, I know she feels it too. No more hiding, no more pretending. The world might’ve just found out, but we’ve been living this truth for a while now, and nothing else matters.

I’m in love with her. And it’s the most real thing I’ve ever felt.

[slushiesandshowtunesat3am]

Even as a pale, white, petite, always pink, and female myself which seems like all they seem to insert into these fics…. I freaking HATE reading that in a x reader fic. Because all I see then is those basic asș AI generated girls who all look the same, it becomes a joke. And the stupid description of pale snow skin and everything being pink, and I do mean EVERYTHING is freaking vomit inducing. We’re all asking for the bare freaking minimum.

1. Tag properly (Keep to who the main people are, side people not needed. That can be added to the author notes.) The goal is not to flood tags and having people endlessly scroll.

2. x Reader - No actual descriptions of what this person/character may look like (I would also say if the description of the clothes aren’t important to the scene, that can be left out. This might just be a me thing. Why the F are these people always just wearing a T-shirt, leggings, and a freaking messy bun… 🫤 cozy but EVERY SINGLE TIME! )

3. x OC / x Named OC - Go ham! Do all the descriptions, outfits, etc. No one should bother you then since you let them know in advance. It’s even super cool if you give an advance notice of what said character will look like.

4. Please edit your stuff. Even if you’re a beginner (nothing wrong with that, everyone starts somewhere) edit as best as you can. Storyboarding is so great too, to help remember things and look back.

5. PLEASE PUT YOUR AGE ON YOUR TUMBLR!!!! Especially if you write mature content!!!!!

We’re all well aware (like that racist POS, who I hope you blocked said..) that anyone can do what they want and how they want, but if you want people to read your stuff and start engaging then going about it in a smart way will do you wonders!! I think decline started once the cesspool of Twitter started coming here. People have become straight up asșholes on here. You can feel the shift. I miss old tumblr and even AO3 isn’t the same (and I refuse to ever go on wattpad… the horror ☠️).

Oh, I love you. Tens across the board with everything you said, and thank you so much for expressing solidarity with your opinion. You're amazing.

It didn't even occur to me that sometimes even white individuals can't relate to this content because not all of them identify as women, or look like the women who are often displayed or described in this content, which is very much catered to a pretty, perfect, docile, very much so male gaze esque ideology.

I really really agree with the shift. I could write a whole paper on this, but since Twitter has merged with us, I've seen a rise in dub-con/infantilization/overall inconsiderate culture. And I know it's out of left field, but I truly think this is all connected.

Almost all of the content now is not only incredibly drenched with smut, but also flooded with unhealthy dynamics where women are not only heavily degraded and taken advantage of, but made to fit this very, I had to say it, child-like dynamic. I mean, I had to block an author the other day because in the tags it literally said "sexualization of the word kiddo and I don't give a fuck."

All this to say, this archetype that more fanfics are leaning towards, submissive and cutsie, often fit this ideal of innocence and purity that people of color have never been included in.

And we're beginning to see this level of exclusion more and more. Not just in smut.

I get it. Everyone is in to what they are in to, and everyone can filter what they don't like.

But we have to face the fact that there are some serious issues effecting the fanfiction community on this app.

Still never going back to Wattpad, though.

[omg-i-killed-kenny]

Recreating my intro post, here we go...

🌟!!Read before you interact!!🌟

Please DO NOT reblog this post I beg of you, unless you are a Mutual trying to spread this out to other ppl to find my blog. If you have this reblogged WITH PERMISSION and it has been UPDATED. Please delete the reblog and reblog the newer version! Thank you! :)

I loik misteareon, kemny, kayl, curtain, and uh... I like... I like oink he is kewl. But also I like shley. O Im dum I alsu loik bubbers.

(please read)

(last updated: January/7/2025)

Greetings mortals, I'm Kyle (or any other names you wanna call me as long as it's not offensive). I came onto Tumblr to post my art and random aus and stuff I do.

❗WARNING❗

I am a south parkie so there might be suggestive or adult content here, I CAN promise that there WILL NOT be anything truly explicit here.

First before you continue plz reed my niknams 4 da sowth park charactrs

~About me~

My favorite character of all time is Kyle from south park. (Also butters 🤗)

I'm trans aroace and pansexual +panromantic (I only really crush of fictional characters or people I'll never have a chance with)

Pronouns are he/him

-South park fan (so I might post suggestive or adult content but NEVER too explicit)

-I have WAYYYYYYYYYY too many mutuals (about 50 or something, srs not j!) /pos

-I'm always down for a chat, hit me up! 😉

-I'm a very kind person, so I don't mind you venting to me.

-I'm not very sensitive to anything really.

-too many fandoms I'm into! Lol

-i do make some dirty jokes but it won't be often, like I said though; this blog is SFW!!!

-MINOR so please be patient with me, I have school! (I'm under 15)

-I have diagnosed ADHD, autism and ✨schizophrenia✨ :D 👍

-I joined Tumblr at may something 2024!

-i'm a young artist and writer taking art classes!

-dating someone already (taken)

-i beat up a teenager with an umbrella /srs

-i'm tone-deaf when reading so please use tonetags!

-if there's something wrong with me there is obviously something wrong with you because buddy, your wasting your time and breath saying things that aren't true.

-I do curse

-i don't want anybody talking shit about me or threatening me because that has happened before. I don't need any bullshit or drama from the place I come to post my art and relax.

-I like using acronyms and emoticons/emojis :P

-I like being decorative!

-I have pupaphobia which is the fear of puppets!

-i am ALMOST 14!!!!

-my favorite south park shitz are basically all of them except for Stan, nobody likes Stan 💀💀💀💀💀

- I like listening to (really loud) fnf songs! Mostly the new child's play from fnf: pibby: apocalypse or south park: destroyed past! (Both pibby mods, teehee)

- I actually really Fucking hate the ship style. I find them more like brothers than anything. Even though I haven't actually sat down and watched the show for once, but If you're a style shipper we're cool, but if you talk about it to me we're not cool. (WHY IS IT EVEN CANON?!? 😭😭😭)

-I AM NOT ALWAYS ONLINE DUE TO HAVING ABOUT AN HOUR OR MORE A DAY SO PLEASE DO NOT SPAM/SEND THE SAME ASK MORE THAN ONCE

-if you try to start shit with me your bad actions/words will be used against you and shared to the public. My mutuals will see.

Apparently I do not have DNI but just please be nice is all I'm asking.

⭐Fandoms⭐ (not entirely in order)

1. South Park ❄️(I've only seen 2 episodes and a few scenes though, that is my main fandom)

2. Gravity Falls❔

3. Sprunki 🎵

4. Learning with Pibby ◼️

5. Adventure Time 🗡️

6. TAWoG/the amazing world of gumball 🐱

7. Rusty Lake 🚣‍♂️ (horror game series)

8. Undertale 💀

9. Bendy and The Ink Machine 🔏

10. Hazbin Hotel/Helluva boss/Zoophobia 😈 (do not support the creator)

11. Resident Evil 🧟

12. Spooky month 🎃

13. Sonic The Hedgehog 🦔 (very low on this one though)

14. The amazing digital circus 🎪

15. Regular show 🤷

16. Amanda the adventurer 📺

17. Sam and max 🐕🐇 (not much)

18. Friday night funkin (not in the lore etc)

19. FNaF/five nights at Freddy's 🐻

20. TSaMS/the sun and moon show ☀️🌓 (not much)

21. Minecraft (don't know the lore, I just play it)

22. Dandy's world 🌼 (not much)

23. Alan Becker = those stick figure animations and stuff

24. Happy tree friends/htf (never actually sat down and watched through the series, though it's funny. I like gory shit)

25. Hellpark 👿(never read it, but I know it's pretty good)

26. Bunny Maloney 🐇 (not entirely interested but I can talk about it)

I might possibly add more

Commission rules

They are no longer free! But I will do art trades for free!

If you want to buy a commission plz pay me on CashApp (WebstarEnt)

Sideblogs :3

@elyketaruccayllacilbib -- which is some random sideblog I have for literally no reason I guess... Used for posting doodles.

@alex-ventz -- vent blog, mutuals only (which means if I'm following you and you're following me)

@landon-almerandez -- south park oc blog

@kennymccormick-rp-blog -- Kenny blog

@boyofbutter -- butters blog

@adventuretimerulez -- re-blog for Adventure time

@arianaa-lion-blog -- sprunki oc blog

@mystereblogs -- not much but a yapping/reblog acc that's mysterion themed.

Other socials!

Tumblr - omg-i-killed-kenny (but ur already here)

Discord - kyal_izkewl

Wattpad - kyal_izkewl

Roblox - kyal_izkewl

DeviantArt - kyal1zkewl

Pinterest - Kyal_1zkewl

I do not have Instagram nor a YouTube channel yet

✨STENNY✨

KYAL MA BOI 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

South park oc ref sheet if anyone cares. If I request something from you that has to do with him, look in my intro post, right here.

I do have my own discord server for my roleplayer friends so do please check it out!

Again, do not reblog this post unless I allow you too.

[hotnsweetnprimrose]

Who am I? Well,

I'm part boy part girl, boygirl, the protector and mayor of transgenders! Well. Not that last one, that's not an official position nor would I claim it in a non-joking manner. I'm just a silly t4t slut :P

If you see this blog in sfw areas or engaging with sfw blogs, I’m just there to shitpost and I cannot be bothered to do a main blog switch thing lmao. But if it makes you uncomfortable, that’s okay too! Feel free to block. I will also probably reblog sfw memes and such too. A laugh is a powerful thing.

Last Updated: Feb 6 2025

My name is Prim or Eden (switch 'em up when it's been a while). I'm 22, I am trans, non-binary, and bigender (androgyne flavor), and I'm here to fuck and get fucked, at least in what ways are possible over the internet. I'm interested in all genders, but have far more fondness in my heart for my fellow trans folk. :P (I’m on the aroace spectrum but absolutely sex-favorable. It’s fun)

I'm a switch and vers in many things! I am 5'1" and a tad fragile. However due to mental health stuff, domming requires a Lot of trust in advance. I’m more likely to sub simply because it’s less stressful for me at this point.

My pronouns are fae/faer, they/them, and she/he (alternating). If you’re ever in doubt for what to call me, just slam both binary gendered words together until it sounds not terrible. Examples include guygal, boygirl, princessprince, etc.

I might use it/its for myself while in subspace being a toy, don’t change any of your language in response unless I ask or you get permission, please!

I strongly believe in trans joy and t4t joy. Transmasc transfem transneutral trans [fill in the blank] we are all so hot and cool. <3 It brings me joy to lend aid whenever and wherever I can. This blog is focused on trans 4 trans first and foremost. Cis people are an afterthought, almost always.

Send me asks if you want! DMs even! I love meeting people! Don't be shy! Unless you're cis, then I have high standards so yes do be shy. And if you’re cis and heterosexual? …. Sorry, if you’re attracted to me, you absolutely cannot be both of those things! I have a discord available after I get dm'd because tumblr dms my behated.

Please don't interact if you're a minor or don't have your age in your bio. I will block you. Immediately. Be patient and you'll have a chance to explore when it doesn't endanger yourself or others.

More stuff under the readmore including limits, kinks, and other tidbits.

I also just block and unfollow liberally if you aren't firmly on the side of t4t solidarity and mutual support. We're all having a hard time out here. (I also will not hesitate break mutuals if you post content that damages my mental health that I can't filter for. This is my safe haven.)

Top Surgery (No Nips!!!! Wahoo!!): 10/16/2024

Anatomical Terms:

clit, tdick, tcock, cunt, pussy = GOOD!

boygirl + any term that's deemed good already= GREAT!!

hole = fine. a bit boring

vagina = BAD! too technical

If I'm dominant in your scenario, call me mastress, mixtress, or captain. Sir is on the table for those who earn it. If I'm submissive in your scenario, call me toy, pet, diminuitive names, or kitten.

Let me know if you need anything tagged!

Due to me being bigender (androgyne edition), I try not to reblog posts with "men dni" or "women dni" on them as I feel like that's denying part of my identity. Also out of principle so maybe people will be less broad with those kinds of statements OR remember multigender folks like myself exist. Please don't binarize me, that sucks.

I call the rp/kink fiction/pretend element "kayfabe" because wrestling is y'know. somewhat analogous to kink in some ways!

I have a lot of posts I still have to queue and tag alas.

Not Planning on Going On Longtime Systemic T Please Don't Act Like I Am [I use tcock and tdick with the t meaning trans or t4t, not testosterone <3]

List time!!!!

g = giving, r = receiving

BIG YESES!!

body worship [g+r]

praise [g+r]

tentacles & monsters [...g+r] (used to be this blog's main theme, but I'm revamping! might still post/rb it though)

bondage & restraint & shibari [g+r]

hypnosis [g+r]

bimbofication & dumbification genre [g+r]

creampies [r+g but that requires a strap and/or imagination] - I hate this word I need a new word!! The stuff with breeding is good but pregnancy is such a no go for me…. 🤔

overstim [g+r]

edging [g+r]

Objectification in the sense of being a toy, a tool, something with a function that does a job [r, unsure about g]

petplay [g+r I am a kitten thank you not a puppy sadly]

gentle gender affirming genderplay/forcemasc/forcefem!!!!!! [g+r]

size kink [I'm so damn short I gotta sexualize it]

DEFINITELY MORE I DON'T REMEMBER OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD

CONTEXT DEPENDENT (not always a big yes but the version eithout context is a no)

anal [giving ONLY, and only with gloves or a strap. I do not stuff in my ass or touching that hole]

intox [giving/domming ONLY]

Consensual non-consent but ONLY if it's clearly established as such with the post/fiction (I know I'm rare in that I find the prep and negotiation hot but hey, I love communication and trust!)

Painplay [giving/domming ONLY]

Breathplay [giving/domming ONLY] (picky about this one because safety but also I got asthma so I need to breathe normally)

NOS!!!!

Any kind of pregnancy or pregnancy focused kink

Any sort of inflation (cumflation is case by case)

Breeding with the INTENT of pregnancy (see creampies above, I do love the raw sex and being cum in but pregnancy still makes me dysphoric)

Nipple/breast focused content and/or kink (don't have those anymore and they gave me dysphoria) [except if you want to do like. breast theft. then we can talk about it but I'm super picky it's basically a no] {okay I’m cool doing it for others tits but not Mine}

Detrans kink and misgendering kink (I respect you but not my thing and usually makes me dysphoric. More power to ya though!)

Kinks involving urine, scat [shit], or filth [literal] in any large capacity

Consensual Non-Consent when it's in-universe just non-con

I respect y’all but no f4uxc3st and please tag it!!!! I have it blocked because my brain goes “you want ocd symptoms abt this? Okay!” I don’t even have full ocd just traits n trauma 😔

Nudes. Not without my express and enthusiastic agreement (rare). I might send but I do not like to receive.

[all of this is subject to changes and updates when I remember things not listed here or I learn more about my tastes!]

Tags:

#Prim Speaks = non-horny posts/writing/updates (that's what this is tagged as)

#Prim Whimpers = horny writing (submissive focus)

#Prim Smirks = horny writing (dominant focus)

#Prim Moans = horny writing (generally)

#Prim Reveals = if I ever do post suggestive pics this is the tag for that. we'll see how I feel.

#it's the little things you queue together = queued posts, if you know what song and musical that's from, kiss me on the mouth.

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⤷ I DON'T use Tumblr DMs.

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⤷ I am NOT a serious person. I can be serious, sure, but I'm often always joking around.

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» Not respecting people.

» Being racist (why?).

» Being homophobic/transphobic (why?) .

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[deityoftherain]

i don't want to be friends - SmallEtho HC10 Oneshot

Rating: General Audiences

Relationship: M/M

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Status: Completed Oneshot

Word Count: 1,315

Summary: The whole server joked that Etho was obsessed with Joel, and he played into it, but it wasn’t a total lie. It may have started out that way, but the admiration and affection for the other man burned brightly in his chest. He was in love with Joel and he wasn’t sure how to tell him.

Full fanfic underneath the cut! Please reblog, leave kudos on the AO3 fic slash notes/likes here on Tumblr, comment either place, and etc if you enjoy the story :D

Inspired by this Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLU9297m/ I saw this tiktok and immediately went "this is so Joel and Etho" they're so idiots in love <3

Transcript: *Lady Gaga's song "bad romance" plays in the background* [TEXT] Character A confessing their love, expecting to be rejected [ @theactorbat acting hopeful, but hesitant ] *continue the song but the lyrics change to another language* [TEXT] Character B, who thought they were already dating [ @theactorbat acting confused, but in love w/ Character A anyway ]

The whole server joked that Etho was obsessed with Joel, and he played into it, but it wasn’t a total lie. It may have started out that way, but the admiration and affection for the other man burned brightly in his chest. He was in love with Joel and he wasn’t sure how to tell him.

If Etho were to say anything, would Joel even believe him? They’re been jokingly flirting for years now. Even before they were soulbound in Double Life, they found themselves teasing each other whenever they came into contact. It’s only gotten more frequent, more feverish, and more elaborate since Joel joined Hermitcraft.

Void, Etho was a mess. The very thought of Joel did a number on him, in a way no one else could manage. Etho knew he needed to do something about his crush before it got any more intense. The worst thing that could happen was Joel rejecting him, and then Etho could finally (hopefully) move on and get over his years-long crush.

Etho hoped Joel wouldn’t reject him or, at the very least, not laugh in his face for developing real feelings. Those feelings have been there for such a long time now that Etho felt a little silly because of it. Double Life had given him a taste of what it might be like to have Joel as a partner. Joel’s presence on Hermitcraft only increased that; he found himself enjoying it more than he should.

He pulled a firework from his inventory before pausing. Etho was going to simply fly over to Joel’s base, but he wasn’t sure if Joel was even home. He tucked the firework away, exchanging it with his inventory for his communicator.

<Etho> hey joel are you busy rn

<Smallishbeans> no

<Smallishbeans> i just finished restocking my shops

<Smallishbeans> miss me already?

Joel had come over the night before to chat over dinner. They ended up spending the night cuddled up together on Etho’s bed. They had parted in the morning to work on their own projects as they often do after nights like that.

Etho debated what he should say as a response. His current ideas were “you wish” and “always”, not sure which way their teasing was going to go. After playing with the ideas for a moment, he settled on “always” because it went more in line with what he wanted to talk to Joel about.

<Etho> always

<Etho>  where are you now

<Smallishbeans> shopping district but im heading back to my base

<Smallishbeans> why?

<Etho> im coming over

<Smallishbeans> okay ;)

<Smallishbeans> race you there

<GeminiTay> have fun you two

<Smallishbeans> oh we will

<GeminiTay> TMI

He knew Joel well enough to know he was cackling at his and Gem’s brief exchange, finding himself amusing. Etho tucked his communicator away with a soft chuckle as he pulled out the firework again. He lit it and it launched him in the air with the aid of his elytra.

The journey to Joel’s base didn’t take too long; a majority of the Hermits were building extremely close to each other so most people weren’t too far away. The mail system he and Tango had been working on was partly possible (doable might be a better word) because of that closeness.

“Joel?” Etho called out as he landed on the road Joel had built through his base. He observed his surroundings, admiring the designs Joel had created. The buildings were stunning, though Joel’s work usually was. Joel was a perfect addition to the Hermits; his building style and personality fit right in.

“Etho!” Joel exclaimed his name as he exited one of the structures, revealing himself to him. With his accent, Joel said Etho’s name in a way that sounded more like “Eefo”, but Etho thought it was charming. “Just to make it clear, I did beat you back. I was just clearing my inventory.”

From there, they somehow ended up in a teasing match, exchanging playful banter and flirtatious remarks as Joel showed Etho around his latest build. While it was nice to spend some more time together, Etho hadn't flown here just to admire Joel's new base additions.

“Joel.” Etho tried to present himself seriously to shift away from the banter. He didn’t want Joel to assume or think he was still messing around. “I have something to tell you.”

Joel eyed him hesitantly, cautious once he picked up on the mood shift. “What is it? What happened?”

Well, it was now or never. Etho just had to go for it and hope Joel wouldn’t be too harsh in rejecting him. “Joel, I don’t want to be friends. I mean, I do, but I don’t. I like you. A lot and- Void, how do I do this?” Etho liked to think of himself as usually quick on his feet, cool, and collected, but there was something about Joel that just unraveled him. He furrowed his eyebrows as he tried to formulate his words better. Perhaps he should have drafted what he wanted to say before making the impulse decision to come talk to him.

Joel stared at him for a moment before laughing loudly and deeply. He clenched his stomach, the muscles there starting to ache because he was laughing so hard. Joel wiped a tear from his right eye as his laughter died down enough to speak, “Oh Etho, that’s funny. Good joke. I almost thought you were serious for a moment there.” “I am serious,” Etho insisted. Joel’s rejection hurt more than he thought it would, but it would be fine. He could move on, with time.

“What do you mean?” Joel’s laughter ended as he made a face. He looked genuinely confused now, taking Etho’s hands in his. “Etho, we’ve been dating for a while now. I already know you like me. We tell each other that, and more, all the time.”

“We’ve what?” Etho blinked at him rapidly before looking down at their familiar handholding. Was this… not rejection?

“Did you not know?” Joel’s voice raised an octave, letting go of Etho’s hands and taking a step back. He smacked his hand against his forehead before directing the motion to comb his hair with his fingers. “Good Void, Etho! We literally flirt all the time! We make out, we cuddle, we’ve gone on dates, our friends all tease us about how obsessed we are with each other, we spend so much time together, and you thought we weren’t dating? You said ‘yes’ when I asked you to be official during Double Life!”

Now that Joel said it like that, maybe Etho should have pieced the puzzle together better. If he wasn’t flustered before, he was now. He tried to justify himself, “I thought it was a bit! We were soulbound so I thought it was just leaning into the whole soulmate idea, and then we just continued the bit after Double Life ended-”

“A bit?” Joel squeaked with a disbelieving tone. His voice lowered to a mutter as he pinched the bridge of his nose. “You’re insane. My boyfriend is a blummin’ idiot.”

“So we are boyfriends…?” Etho asked hesitantly, wanting to confirm their relationship status.

His question rewarded him with a swift wack against his forehead from Joel. “Yes, you dummy. I know hermits and lifers all tend to flirt with each other, but I don’t know how much clearer I could have been.”

Etho knew Joel was frustrated and that he should be more embarrassed, but all he could think about was that Joel returned his affection. What they had was real and it made him feel so much lighter with that knowledge. “I’ll make it up to you. Just tell me what you would want, anything at all, and I’ll make it happen.” Joel raised an eyebrow at him, a smirk growing on his lips. “I’m sure I can think of something.”

[welcometoteyvat]

love your thoughts on character’s ages. looking forward to fontaine & sumeru :) i think you described it really well. ages for my are like… they exist but they don’t at the same time.

edit: OH MY GOD TUMBLRS EDITOR FORMATTING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!! if you see random parts of words bolded PLEASE ignore i dont know why it keeps happening

if you're the same anon as the og ask i am so so so sorry about the delay T_T T_T i was drafting my answer and then boom life happened ..... anyways. thank you for enjoying my thoughts wah <3333333 "they exist but they don't" SAME SAME frfr. like the most on-point (internet) discussion I've read on ages is that the stage of life you're in is often the only factor that matters, and that can vary a lot based on like your past experiences and stuff. and from my own perspective this holds true—similarly, in genshin where all the playable characters have jobs it's hard to kind of quantify them into really distinct age ranges tbh. sometimes it's just vibes (unfortunately vibes often includes height bc it's a game w not very diverse model types). anyways! character hcs:

sumeru (sans scaramouche): collei, cyno, tighnari, faruzan, layla, nilou

i think collei has an actual canon age right? unless I'm tripping and fanon has solidified so much in everyone's minds. I still haven't read the manhua <3 but iirc people think she's 12-13 there right. maybe she's like 17 rn, i can see anywhere from 14-16 though. idk anything abt her timeline so these are quite literally guesstimates from vibes and they're likely to be wrong. Layla is such a college girlie, she's like 19-20 and sleep deprived (same fr); begging for her to catch a break on behalf of uni students everywhere. I don't have a set age for Faruzan, I can see her anywhere from 30-40, 26 years old minimum (the redesigns people give her where she looks visibly older are so cool <3). Given she was a pretty well known researcher back in her day and since academia is a long and arduous career choice, I think it makes sense; also if she's like way older than Kaveh appearance wise (≥ 10 years) , even if she hadn't gotten trapped for a century, that would be sick af (their dynamic is impeccable and I think a larger age difference makes it better, sweeter, and funnier). Nilou also feels 19-20 years old to me; no real explanation, she just has a young adult vibe, like someone just out of her teenage years but quite capable at managing her life, although still testing out responsibility for major decisions and stuff like that (age solidarity w yun jin)

iirc cyno was already mahamatra or something WHILE tighnari was still in school; thus this makes cynonari EXTREMELY funny if you're a moral purist who ships it and thinks they fell in love in their akademiya days LOL. jkjk it's also a reasonable interpretation that Cyno became mahamatra at an insanely young age, since uhhh fucked up temple of silence background smth smth and honestly it feels in character for him to go buck wild at a young age like that (person most suited for young collei fr). HOWEVER. personally I think being mahamatra at like 19 is insane—thus I think tighnari's probably 23, cyno might be 27? I don't know if that makes it """""""better""""""" from an age gap standpoint but I also don't really care. Cyno being older but more joking around friends, while Tighnari is the younger kohai but serious and no-nonsense is pretty funny to me and when they're both serious you know you're fucked

fontaine: lyney, lynette, freminet (are those the only medium youth models so far lol. damn)

anyways lyney and lynette are confirmed to be at least 10 from Lyney's story quest. such helpful information I know lol. I'd think they're probably around 19-20? 18 minimum—I personally wouldn't watch 18 year olds do gravity defying magic tricks at the nation's biggest opera house—being like 1 year older doesn't make it any better ofc lol, but I think they're above the teenage threshold bc of that. Kinda fucked up to think about the timeline and house of hearth stuff though with this in mind

Freminet I'd say is around 16; 14 minimum. No thoughts for this just vibes. mmmmm idk when he was adopted into the house, if he's around 4-5 years younger than L+L, and let's say they entered the House when they were maybe 6-9 (my headcanons, is it now possible to piece together an accurate timeline of this from in-game lore??), and that was maybe 3-4 years after freminet entered, he probably was like 5-7 when he entered... wah frem............. poor child I'm giving him a hug (knowing that he's also a killing machine)

[httpiastri]

Not rlly a request but how do you feel about younger feeder series drivers? Like Alex Powell (17), kean Nakamura (17) or kimi when he was 17 cuz you're older than them? I saw the post where some anon is accusing you of being a groomer, but this is a genuine question, cause I did get me the impression you have a crush on Oscar or something (correct me if I'm wrong!), but how do you feel about the younger drivers? Even though I am younger than them (I'm like half your age but I'm gonna be a teen REALLY soon in February and it's actually really intriguing to understand how it's like being older cause I usually hang around people my age / other teens and it's kinda shocks me when I actually remember there are actual adults in the world in college and stuff) and I still joke that they're 'still little babies' and stuff so I really wanna see your perspective! How does it feel to only be one year younger than Oscar and older than Oliver? How long have you been a fan of f1? (I think I'm pretty new cause I only really knew about it in August due to a yt short where there was Yuki and I wanted to draw him but only rlly got into it later than that), how long have you been writings fics? Etc, etc, but my main two questions are

1. How do you see and feel about younger drivers (younger than you)? Do you see them as little kids? Do you see them the same way as normal drivers like Oscar or Lando? Do you see them as 'mini' versions / “grid kids” of older drivers?

2. What do you think about f1 OCS? Is it cringe? Is it only cringe when it's unrealistic (like I'm making one rn n I'm contemplating making him transmasc like me {ps pls don't judge me for being trans and rlly rlly young} but I feel like thatll be unrealistic like we just got our first black driver [I'm rlly sorry if I'm wording this wrong but I'm Asian and I don't really know another term] in like the 2000s, the first trans/gay driver is still like at least a decade and hopefully sooner away, and also considering making him alt), do you think it's even okay if it's unrealistic? Etc, etc

ive been putting in a lot of requests/questions so I'm really really sorry! I'm just new to tumblr and ive only recently been using it a lot and you're one of my fanfic accounts around formula one so I have a lotta questions

— from 💫

hi there!! first of all, thank you for putting so much effort into this ask to explain what you mean, i loved seeing this so much. if my answer isn't to your satisfaction, please let me know in another ask and i'll try to explain more properly what i mean. ☺️

about me having a crush on oscar – honestly, it's pretty hard to analyze any feelings i have for the drivers considering the fact that i don't actually know any of them personally. oscar seems like the type i definitely would have a crush on; just like paul, pepe, clement, and so on. they have a lot of the qualities i would look for in a partner, but there's something very important to remember here. this is only what we think we know about them – we can't say for sure what they're like in reality. so, i don't think i would say that i have a proper crush on any of them, even if i have super strong feelings for them. i think the feelings are something else maybe? just super deep adoration and appreciation, but not true love?

abt you forgetting that there are actual adults in the world – i totally feel you but the opposite way, like when i read that you're half my age i just "😦 are ppl that young on the internet??", while i was also on the internet when i was half your age so…

i think that in general, it's easier to be fans of people older than you. teenage girls through all times have adored male celebs in the like 18-40 age range. so i think it's easy to think that it's more okay for someone like me (born in 02) to like someone like charles (born in 97) than someone like ollie (born in 05). i understand the idea and i don't deny it or refuse it, i just like to challenge it and ask why. when there's less than three years separating me from ollie, but over five between me and charles, why is my adoration for charles "better"? of course, it's strange if the younger driver isn't legal (even though the legal age in sweden is 16), but when they're 19 like ollie? i still feel like 19 on the inside? 😅

i have followed f1 for most of my life because my dad loves it, though i wasnt very interested as a kid. i started properly following it innn 2021? and back then i was mostly a fan of charles and pierre. they're way older than me and sure i can still be their fan, but i don't see them in the same way i would see the drivers closer to my age i guess?

i've been writing fics for maybe 12 years? i think the first fic i ever posted online in english was early 2012, though i've worked my way through several different fandoms and platforms. i started writing racing fics in like may last year i think? wrote my first f2 fic that summer and first f3 fic in august. at the moment, i don't really feel comfortable writing for anyone younger than 05 (i had kimi on a request list last year but i never wrote anything), but that's just a personal thing and i cant really base it on anything other than that it feels weird. (same thing about me not writing smut for the 05 drivers yet; it just feels strange…..)

about the younger drivers… i've thought about this in the last like 24 hours since i got your ask, and i think i came to a conclusion; f2 and up, i think about them as real drivers. f3 and below, some are just little kids who drive cars (like maybe the prema f4 squad of this year?), while some are drivers i guess (but they don't have the same punch as f2 drivers, if you get me?), depends on the ages. like, luke browning is my age so i didnt consider him a kid, but arvid lindblad is an amazing driver and yet i view him as a kid in f3. does that make any sense at all? maybe not? but it's what i feel. :)

(however, i have nothing against those who do want to write about the younger drivers! esp if it's because they're closer in age!!)

about the ocs: totally welcome in my book! some will see it as cringe, just like some will think x reader is cringe. to each their own! if you like it, write it and be proud of it! 😊 i used to write with ocs back in the days, but havent when it came to f1 – until i made my "perfectly fine" series where i guess the reader is kind of an oc? i have no issue with them personally, even if i dont read it as much. (though, when i use c.ai, i have a few personas that i switch between that are nothing like me… guess that would count as an oc?) about it being unrealistic – so what? 99% of all fics on here are extremely unrealistic!! mine too!! if you're scared people won't like it or read it because it's unrealistic, then i understand that, but then you also have to think about if you write just to get a ton of likes (because sure, then you can adjust your fics to what people like and make your fics super mainstream). but if you want to write it, write it! even if it's unrealistic!

don't worry about sending a lot of questions! it would make me so happy if i got to help you even a little little bit. don't feel scared to come back with more questions if you have them! have a lovely rest of the week darling, take care 💗

[nevert-the-guy]

First Post, now Edited with my info:

You can call me Nevert, Nevert the Guy, Nevertheless Theodore Guy, Nev, or "that guy". You're not getting my real name.

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Primary Interests: Kirby, Pokémon, Sonic, Mario (of both the Paper and the & Luigi varieties), robots, indie games, various webcomics.

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Favorite Pokémon Type: Ghost

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-Autobot / General: Jazz

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Line in the Sand: Racists, sexists, LGBT-phobes, ableists, and any other discriminators of that sort, you all can fuck off my blog and fuck off this site

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-A webcomic about a modernish society with robots (I'm WAY more passionate about it than that description implies)

-"The Quirky Kirby-Inspired Platformer with Themes of Anti-Capitalism" (see Guycon)

-An RPG with M&L inspiration, a mild element system, exchangeable teammates, and a peculiar focus on being set in Michigan (very little on paper)

And now, the Guy in my Icon (the Guycon, if you will)

Also, my art tag is "nevert's funky lines" for my stuff, and "other people's art" for, well, other people's art.

More Pablo under the cut:

Some stuff I want him to do. If it ain't signed, it ain't near final.

Character bios for the main players of the story, sorry if the normal humans look a bit funky:

Intermission: See those little skull-faced guys earlier on? The throwable ones? Those are Goons (the minion kind). Here's an old species runby (ignore the element stuff):

...I have GOT to get a way to scan this stuff.

...anyway: Pablo's old Halloween costume from October 2024: Hasty Construction!

[pixyys]

thou shalt not be sad!

making corny jokes and pick up lines for them

ft. the flags + chuuya + verlaine + adam

warnings. possible storm bringer spoilers; fluff/humor + hurt/comfort

notes. romantic/ platonic; huuuuge thank you to @silverbladexyz for these wonderful pick up lines ♡; reposting bc oh god, tumblr was in a silly mood

art by @/shan_zeze (twt)

❝you have a little bit of some loose screws in your head. everyone knows this well enough. but seriously, every person in your vicinity are just so depressed and gloomy! surely, that's nothing some some good ol' one liners can't solve. ❞

LIPPMANN

Our little story starts during a time when The Flags have the pleasure of gathering together. Everyone has been busy with their businesses for quite a while. But they finally get the time to relax and act like normal young men without the burdens and horrors of their line of work.

Of course, you are there too! For.. whatever reason you have. No one minds nor questions your presence, so you sit there, simply observing; grinning with a dumbstruck smile at how everyone is happy and enjoying their time.

Especially lippmann. You saw his recent movie, the one that blew up on the internet, yeah. He's been flying all over the world for premiers and promotions. Even now, he just got back from one of his world tours.

"Lippmann," you make your way towards the end of the billiard table. "How was Europe?"

"Europe?" he recovers from his hunched position, the billiard cue still in his hand. "It was quite nice. Do you want me to take you when I go on another tour in the future?"

Whoa. Traveling Europe with 'the' Lippmann?

"Yes please," the response comes a bit too eager than you intended. "But won't it be a hassle? Was there any quarantine during your latest travel?"

"Well, for safety measures-"

"-Because you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T."

The room falls silent as those words leave your mouth, save for the ticking of the clock and someone's pool ball falling on the floor.

"Ah.. well," Lippmann laughs nervously. For a flit moment, burying yourself six feet under sounds like a very tempting escape. But the thought dissipates as the charming actor chuckles, with a very lilting voice and a cute-looking smile that could've made you keel over right there and then.

"I suppose there will still be momentary quarantines since the virus is still around," he continues. "After all, you can't spell virus without U and I."

Well.

"Oh hell no! Not this again!"

Something cracks with a horrible crunch, probably Chuuya breaking his billiard cue. Not sure didn't care. You're too busy gaping at the actor slash mafioso like some dying fish. Either way, this dying fish got that world tour free pass! yeah!

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PIANO MAN

Looking back, you have no idea how you managed to crawl out from that pit of embarrassment and continue life as usual. Maybe your sense of dignity just dried out. Maybe you're the kind of person who just rolls with everything. You pulled through, either way.

As it goes, your existence and role in The Flags is a peculiar one, as peculiar as your personality. A wildcard, if you will. Again, maybe that's why you find yourself helping Piano Man with those 'supernotes' of his.

"Say, Piano Man, do you play the piano?" you ask, mind drifting wistfully as you watch him send away some of his underlings. Some others are still waiting for their next order, standing by within the vicinity—you included.

"I don't," he regards your curious question.

"I think you'll be a great pianist."

Piano Man offers a raise on his brow, "On what ground?" he said.

"I mean, better yet, you can be Bae-thoven."

To put it in the most less-heartbreaking sense, his response is both something you definitely expected but nevertheless didn't prepare for. The silence that follows is reminiscent of that time you landed a free Europe tour pass with Lippmann, so is the forced laugh that grows from Piano Man's mouth.

Another, painfully awkward silence that comes after it, however; you can't help but reel from it.

"Piano Man, please. That's the worst possible response," you half-whispered.

"Ah, apologies. I suppose.. thank you?"

THAT IS THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSE.

The room is dead silent, and it doesn't look like it's because Piano Man's underlings are too afraid to laugh in his presence. No, at this rate, your sense of dignity will really dry out, dissipating out of existence. That is until you saw a glimpse of Piano Man's subtle smug face.

Ah, right. It is Piano Man you're up against.

[name]: i showed you my best pickup line pls respond

piano man: no <3

In bitter shame of such pitiful defeat, you toned down your puns ever since. But one time, when you cross paths with your arch nemesis once again, Piano Man strikes up a conversation.

"About that thing about not being able to play the piano, [Name]. I think I'll start learning it."

"Really?" you turn to him.

But what did he do? he, in turn, closes the distance, leaning his face to your ears, "How about you give me some piano lessons?" he whispers, and you can almost, almost feel his breath lingering on your earlobe.

"We can play all night and make sweet music." you can feel his smile.

You ascended; jaws dropped, eyes popped out, cheeks hot. You didn't remember if you passed out or dropped dead.

Really, it's best to only pick battles you can win.

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ICEMAN

"Iceman is it? You seem like a cool guy. I hope we can get along."

Iceman knew you're a walking embodiment of a headache the moment you exchange names and shake each other's hands.

He still wonders why he still puts up with your shenanigans. Or why he still agreed on helping you do combat practice and friendly spars. All the while trying to not accidentally stab or decapitate you, probably.

He watches you pat down your light bruises, making use of the momentary rest. Objectively speaking, you are no weak opponent. Sure, he can likely kill you in your sleep. But at least not without some struggle in your part.

"This place is pretty neat for sparring, like a very comfy practice room," you comment, still holding the shoulder that might have a nasty bruise- or a sprain? He hopes not. Iceman wonders if he threw you too hard just now.

"Oh! Speaking of," you suddenly turn to him, "Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken."

Yeah, No. he really should've thrown you harder.

Iceman, once again, questions why he puts up with you. You both are not even musicians and you manage to force that line into this context, and for what?

"..Iceman?"

He remains passive.

"Uh, please laugh?..At least?"

You made it a mental note to not mess with Iceman again. Poor guy. He still helps you patch up those sparing bruises though, so you should be good👍

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DOC

"Sorry, can you help me? I think something's wrong with my eyes."

Being sent to the battlefront is tough. Guns and fists and knives don't exactly line up with an unscathed body. But you're tougher! And you have your reliable good friend, Doc. Iceman's training retinue polished you like a coarse diamond grinder, so Doc didn't have to do much than patch up minor cuts and scratches.

Doc decides to hold back further questions at your remark. Instead, choosing to appraise your face- the eye you claim to be 'wrong'. There's a subtle crease on his brow as his hands frame your cheek, trying to observe visible damage on your eye.

Of course. Even the most skilled doctor won't find anything. your eyes are fine.

"I think I just can't take them off you." you wink.

Doc tilts his head, then blinks.

Cute! Yet, the silence is starting to trigger the PTSD you got from Piano Man and Iceman. You hope it won't be the same case for this 'Doctor-Man.'

He finally nods, as if making up a decision. "Does it feel numb? Or painful?"

"No, I mean-"

"Maybe something is wrong with your extraocular muscles. I can open them up and-"

"You know what? Don't worry about it," you cut him off, rushing to swat away the current topic. "I think it just healed! That's amazing! I knew you're the best doctor one could ever ask for!"

Yeah.. better be careful next time. Getting your eyes dissected and cut open must not be fun.

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ALBATROSS

You're not saying you have a favorite in The Flags, but you're saying you have a favorite in The Flags, and that might or might not be Albatross. (It's definitely Albatross).

He is your true partner in crime, aiding you in your eternal quest to annoy every single living existence (especially Chuuya, but don't tell him that). Albatross isn't very keen on puns or pickup lines, but he picks up the habit as soon as you start greeting him with those daily doses of corniness.

"Morning!" you send the energetic wheelman a lighthearted smile, waving as you pass by the hallways of the headquarters.

"Oh, mornin' [Name]-"

"-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

By normal standards, a perfectly normal person normally does not start their morning with a badly-placed and badly-formed, relatively corny pickup line. But abiding by the normal standards isn't exactly how you roll, and neither does Albatross. That moment marked the day The Flags must put up with a brand new headache.

"I'm confused… I thought happiness started with an H, but mine seems to start with U."

"Life without you is like a broken pencil... totally pointless."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Are you a loan? 'Cause you've got my interest-"

"Alright. i believe that's enough, you two."

It takes Piano Man a lot to get him to lose his patience, and apparently, you've done abundant. Don't worry about Chuuya, the little precious bundle of rage is long gone. He knows better than to risk exhausting his voice or accidentally ransacking the whole hideout (lmao).

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ADAM FRANKENSTEIN

You are suffering from success. Or winning from failure? These jokes and pickup lines became something of a second nature to your tongue. You can't even remember what you said to this robot- er, supercomputer agent Adam Frankenstein.

"Oh. This is what humans call as puns, also known as paronomasia, a form of wordplay that exploits multiple meanings of a term, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous effect."

"Yeah-"

"But yours wasn't funny."

>:0

"W-well," you cough, recovering yourself. "Funny isn't the only intended effect. It was a punny pick-up line."

Adam nods.

"A pick-up line or chat-up line is a conversation opener with the intent of engaging a person for romance or dating. Are you trying to woo me?"

:0

"W-wwwhat?"

So, a literal robot just pulled an uno reverse card on you. Yet still, that's a good question. Are you really trying to woo him?

"I- I thought you'll start making one of those android jokes." you make an unsteady smile.

"My android jokes? Of course. They are not made with the intention of expressing romantic expression, so I can make one for you if you wish so."

Well. This tin man just indirectly reject your yet-to-exist confession.

"Either way, I am flattered by your attempts. However, I'm afraid that it will be impossible. You are a human and I am an autonomous humanoid supercomputer, the first to be used for law enforcement use-"

Yep. the tin man just directly rejected your yet-to-exist confession. Adam woke up and chose violence. At this point, you're better off going home and curling up in your blanket with some sad love song playlist. You think Chuuya winced and made a very pitiful expression for you. But you choose to mark that off as your imagination.

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PAUL VERLAINE

For a reason you can't fathom, you somehow end up in Verlaine's, Chuuya's, and Adam's theater of bloodshed.

Right here, right now, you're a vanguard of the battlefront. You shouldn't be thinking 'this'. Your chest hurts so bad from dodging Verlaine's attacks, your limbs are aching from bruises and cuts, your head is spinning with adrenaline, and this French man is trying to kill you and kidnap your ginger friend.

But darn, he's fine- You slap yourself.

"You good?" Chuuya rasps, struggling to make his step as he flanks your side.

"No, but-" another flying car flings towards your direction, and muscle memory forces you both to flee from your position, escaping death by a grasp.

Well.

This man is merciless, and *cough* attractive. Had he not currently trying to throw cars at you, you'd take him to some nice cafe and start serenading him with, uh, 'sweet' words.

Might as well.

"Whoa sir, you have some killer moves!" you roar heartily, uncaring by the way chuuya is eyeing you like an incredulous mother daring her child to do something stupid. "I'd simply die to have you." you wink.

"[NAME], WHAT THE HELL?!"

In that split second, your words seem to catch Verlaine in a trance. Adam's fancy iron man laser beam almost grazes the French man's shoulder..somehow.

Hey, that worked! :D

[name] : chuuya, i think he's french.

chuuya : no shi-

[name] : i think eiffel for him.

chuuya:

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NAKAHARA CHUUYA

This is it. The curtain calls, and it's time to face the final boss; it's time to unleash the ultimate torment to this poor boy.

"Ooh! Don't you look dapper? I always liked your fashion sense. You look good in that suit."

Chuuya doesn't immediately answer, opting to silently trace the paved sidewalk you both are treading on. By all means, both of you have no trouble with resources that a personal car, or even a whole limousine won't be impossible. It's just that the moon shines beautifully that night, so you drag your grumpy friend for a breath of fresh air.

"But you know what you'll look better in?" you chuckle, following his steps. "My arms."

Nothing. Mo reaction. No swatting your finger guns, no annoyed and incessant curses. Chuuya treats you like a nonexistent ghost, until he halts and simply stares at you with an inexplicable expression.

"Chuuya?" you falter, "Did- I go too far? Or did it finally get you? my jokes..?"

Oh, it did get him. No, you got him.

He shifts closer to you, like he finally loses it and is about to choke you to death. But this feels different. There is no malice or raw anger in his movements. They feel.. heavy, tired. Wordlessly, he leans his weight on your body, resting his forehead on your shoulder.

His breath is warm against your collarbone; the slight shudder from his long exhale stripped the corny jokes off your tongue.

"Oh, Chuuya.." you mirror him, putting your arms around him in a reassuring embrace. He is now here, in where you both want him to be: Your arms.

Some things come, and some things simply go. But some other things just don't change. Chuuya is grateful he can still hear your annoying jokes and lines, and that you are still by his side.

[fantastic-nonsense]

Hi, so I don't want to dismiss all the work that you've put in, especially because clearly this comes from a place of passion. But I don't understand your reasoning for writing a comprehensive, and frankly a bit nitpicky, guide of canon verse fanon. I understand your frustration, I've experienced it as well, especially when something you know that is fundamentally wrong is prevalent. However, I don't understand what your canon bible attempts to accomplish. You say the word 'wrong' like people are doing a fundamentally bad act and can be made 'right' but it's fundamentally and inarguably harmless. Is this for new fans, who either will get demoralized or intimidated and either they will be driven away or will ignore you; is this for people who read the comics and want to refresher; or is it born out of frustration and gatekeeping and meant for your small circle out of a way to express your frustration with the current Era and fandom? You can do whatever you want and I have no right to tell you to stop when you're not hurting anybody, but I think that "I'm just educating people so they can be correct!", is a pretty shitty thing to dump in the tags with an insinuation that everyone is having fun wrong and you're here to make sure that everyone has fun the right way.

I didn't read past your third sentence because this is an awfully long and angry-sounding ask to send to someone whose post was just "hey I'm going to make some posts about fanon vs. canon in a fandom extremely notorious for not engaging with the source material, please send me any additional things you'd like me address" but if you want the explanation:

I was correcting some fanon misconceptions on Twitter (specifically regarding nicknames and bad interpretations of canon events) and people asked me to make a thread about it. I thought people on Tumblr could benefit from having the same information I was planning to post to Twitter, especially since I can expand on that information here in a way I can't on a character-constrained platform. It's not that deep. I write meta and address this kind of stuff all the time; this is just a slightly more targeted and dedicated effort to do something I'm already doing.

As I once stated on a completely different post: When fans who engage with the source material on literally any level interact with fanon-based material, we are often unable to recognize the characters or events depicted…because they’re not the characters that actually exist or the events that actually took place, they’re just fanon’s weird idealized, dumbed-down, twisted, or demonized conception of those characters and events. And that’s extraordinarily frustrating for people who actually engage with canon, and of course we want to correct that.

Being told “your headcanon or understanding of this event is verifiably and canonically wrong” isn’t some personal attack against you, and it shouldn't be seen as such. It’s not people trying to kill your fun or enjoyment of a character. It’s not an attempt to chase you out of the fandom. It’s an attempt to correct (sometimes extremely widespread) misperceptions of characters or events that have NO basis in canon, inform you that your joke or post or fanfic just…isn’t actually funny or meaningful when it’s built on extremely basic and fundamental misperception of a character/event, and invite you to actually engage with the source material.

Fanon is pervasive in this fandom to the point where a lot of people either forget what's canon or they never get an accurate understanding of canon in the first place, and it can and does have sometimes an impact on how those characters are then treated in comics moving forward (see: Dick Grayson's characterization in Grayson, for example). It's also meaningful to other, less knowledgable fans when those misunderstandings are corrected by people who know what they're talking about! This, for example, was one of the responses I got to even just listing some of the things I wanted to cover and providing a basic explanation for one of them:

So frankly: I don't care what you think about my project. You can ignore me, block me, whatever. It's going to provide a lot of helpful information in a few easily accessible locations to a lot of people who otherwise wouldn't know said information. And if someone like me (who actually DOES read comics and DOES know the difference between canon and fanon) doesn't do it, no one ever will. That's more than enough justification for me to do it, especially if it pre-emptively answers questions people might otherwise be afraid to ask for fear of being dogpiled on.

[definitelynotafurinasimp]

800 Follower Event

If you're only interested in the event and don't want to hear me rambling, then feel free to skip the first few paragraphs, it's completely fine to do so. For the rest of you:

I posted my first fic almost exactly 6 months ago, and while the fic itself has long been deleted (because it was honestly really sh*t) this blog is still there. In these 6 months 800 people (and probably one or two bots, since this is tumblr after all) all made the terrible decision to start following me/hj. And while I could write a thousand words to tell you how grateful I am, I'm not trying to waste even more of your time, so let me just be brief for once and say:

Thank you all, every person that reads my fics and everyone trusting me enough to request something from me, I know I'm not as active as in the past, but I still appreciate you all.

Anyway, you're probably all here for the event, so let me just quickly tell you the rules.

Rules:

One prompt and one character per request

Every prompt can get requested up to 2 times, if there are more than 2 requests, I'll choose which one counts on first come, first serve basis (there might be exceptions if I really like the prompt and character, but don't count on those).

There's no limit how often a character can get requested, but if one character gets requested too often, I might have to take them off the list of posibilities, so that other characters can get requested as well

Please specify if needed. If the chosen prompt could be interpreted as different genres (angst, hurt/comfort, etc), or you want to request an angst prompt with a specific subgenre (comfort/no comfort for example), then please say so. I don’t want to get things wrong.

When do the requests end?

You can request until 8pm Friday, 29th of July (CET)

A few basic informations:

One (/) means the prompt has been requested once already. Two (/) mean that it was reqeusted twice already and isn’t available any longer.

When something has been requested, I will write the character it got requested for next to the /, so that the same prompt wont be requested twice with the same character.

When the request is finished, I will turn both the (/) and the character name green

You'll be able to find already written requests by searching #JustASimp'sSimpingEvent on my blog, since all of them will be tagged with it (hopefully)

I may not finish every request that I get, especially if I find myself overwhelmed with them, but I will try my best to finish as many as humanly possible

Here, the Prompts:

“Quit smiling at me, I can’t stop messing up my sentences when you look at me like that” (/ Fischl) (/ Yanfei)

“Aw, you’re blushing like a rose” (/ Lisa) (/ Yoimiya)

“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention” (/ Jean) (/ Yanfei)

“Just pretend to be my date” (/ Ganyu) (/ Yun Jin)

“I know you’re still in love with me” (/ Hu Tao) (/ Yae Miko)"

“I remember practising how to ask you out in front of the mirror” (/ Kuki Shinobu) (/ Amber)

“Shush and go back to bed” (/ Yae Miko) (/ Kokomi)

“You’re cute when you’re angry” (/ Keqing) (/ Mona)

“No, sorry, you laughed. I … I never saw it before. It’s- ­­­­­­­pretty” (/ Eula) (/ Shenhe)

“There it is, there’s that smile!” (/ Yoimiya) (/ Ganyu)

“Wait, you think I’m cute” (/ Keqing) (/ Shinobu)

“Are you tired? Rest your head in my lap” (/ Ei) (/ Ningguang)

“Just five more minutes-” (/ Eula) (/ Jean)

“May I have this dance?” (/ Ayaka) (/ Fischl)

“I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner… you suck” (/ Rosaria) (/ Ei)

“It’s three in the morning” (/ Ei) (/ Shinobu)

“Let me help you. Please” (/ Yae Miko) (/ Noelle)

Anyway, thank you all once again for bearing with my -sometimes "meh"- writing and bad jokes and have a great day/night!!

[anotherwritersblog]

Title: Happily Ever After

Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader

Rating: Anyone/Everyone

Word Count: 1.6K-ish

Warnings: some fluff, mentions of anxiety, some language (writing and posting to tumblr is new to me, so if I ever miss anything that needs to be mentioned, please just let me know)

Summary: Facing your fears leads to one of the best days of your life.

Author's Note: Hi. First time posting to Tumblr (as well as writing Chris), but not a first time writer. I've got a thing or two in progress on other sites, but I think I'm going to wait and see how this one pans out here. Thought of a few drabbles pertaining to this as well, so I might add on with those later. I don't know. We'll see. This story is beta'd by myself, so any mistakes are my own. I would also like to admit that I’ve made moodboards before, but with my own pictures. So this edit was also a first 😅 I’m still working on it. Lol. No joke. I remade the damn thing at least five times.

Any and all reblogs/likes/comments are appreciated.

In no way, shape, or form, do you have permission to repost this anywhere.

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Growing up, Disney had always been a big part of my life. I'd come down for breaks during my school years, over summers to visit my family, and then weekends when I was an adult and I finally moved 15 minutes away. It was always a dream of mine to live so close, but also to find someone who loved it as much as I did. Someone to enjoy the food, festivals, and rides with.

And that's where Chris comes in.

I had been in the Expedition Everest Single Rider line one afternoon. I told myself I was going to finally try it. Was I excited? No. Terrified? Absolutely.

I sat in the last row of the roller coaster, when this tall brunette slid in next to me. We were instructed to lower the bar and 'Enjoy the ride!'

Everyone ahead of us was chattering quietly as we ascended the track to the top. I was grabbing the bar with my life, my knuckles starting to turn white. I heard a soft chuckle and glanced to my right.

"First time?" he asked.

I nodded my head. "Unfortunately. I'm used to rides like the Haunted Mansion or the Little Mermaid. Those are more my speed." This time he laughed a little harder.

"I"m so glad that my pain and suffering can bring a stranger so much joy," I rolled my eyes.

We get to the top of the track and stop. Soon an announcement comes on that the ride will start back up shortly and to stay seated. "Mother fucker.." I mumbled before I heard the man next to me say "Language!" I whipped my head around and looked at him a little closer. He dawned a pair of sunglasses, a Patriot's cap, and a beautiful full beard. He pulled his sunglasses down a little, and I was soon pierced by the most beautiful eyes I've seen on screen before.

"Shut the front door," I gasped as he shot me a wink before pushing his glasses back up. "Stop. What are you doing here?" I asked, finally realizing who I sat next to.

"Just wanted to get a quick trip in before I..." he hesitated for a moment "before I go back to work." Obviously, he wasn't going to tell me what 'work' entailed (but a few years later, I found out it was Avengers: End Game).

"Of course. Just my luck. The day I get stuck on my first roller coaster, and sit on the verge of an anxiety attack, it's with you," I buried my face into my hands.

"Hey. At least I can relate to that. Been there. Done that. Bought the t-shirt." This time, I was laughing until I heard another announcement. The ride was starting up shortly.

My heart dropped and I went back to white-knuckling the bar. I soon felt a large hand engulf mine. "You'll be okay. I promise." And soon, we were off.

My heart was racing the entire time, but I think it was also because Chris' hand never left mine. We screamed, albeit for different reasons, but it was...exhilarating.

Soon after, the coaster came to a stop and everyone was getting out. I was still sitting when I heard "You coming?" and turned to see that Chris was holding his hand out. I took it, stepped from the seat, and we walked towards the exit.

"So, what'd you think?" he asked, as we stepped off to the side, just outside of the exit.

"Well..my heart is still pounding, and I can't decide if I want to go grab lunch now, or after riding that again," I smiled as I look up at him, greeted with a smile of his own.

"Well..how about we ride it again, and then I'll buy you lunch?" he asked.

"Oh. You don't have to. I'm sure you have other plans for toda-"

"I did," he cut me off. "But it'd be more fun to do them with someone than by myself. Besides. You deserve a good lunch for facing your fears today."

And from that day on, everything was history.

I gave him my number that night, and told him that if he were ever at Disney again, to contact me. And to my surprise, he actually did the next time he was in town.

And he did it again.

And again.

It went on for about a year before he asked to make it official between us. I was in shock, but I couldn't say no. I had fallen in love with my new Disney friend, so I gave it a shot. It was hard at first, with him always away filming or in Boston, but we made it work.

I found myself flying a few times to see him and he would fly down to see me when he could. We kept everything strictly out of social media, both for his sanity and my safety.

After almost two years, we were sitting down at his kitchen table when we decided that I would move in with him. He said he'd take care of me, that I wouldn't have to work anymore, but I enjoyed my line of work. Yes, I had hard days, and sometimes came home complaining, but doesn't everyone? I told him I'd continue working if I moved in with him, and he was fine with it.

He was actually fine with a lot of things. And so understanding. He was always there when I was dealing with my anxiety, when I was home sick and needed to visit my family, or even when I just needed to be near him. Not in an affectionate way, but just being in the same room as him made some of those hard days better.

Whenever he was away filming, he always made a point to call or FaceTime me once a day (he said he tried to because he loves me; I think it's because I always had Dodger pictures ready to send, or to have on screen for him).

When Chris finished his most reason film, he promised a short vacation. I was over the moon when I found out we were going to Disney World.

It was a relaxing trip, and something that we both needed. We visited all of the parks, rode all of our favorite rides, and even got to enjoy the flower festival at EPCOT (he said he made the plans for exactly that reason because he remembered it was my favorite festival). It was such a magical few days but of course, all good things must come to an end.

The last night of our trip, we were standing at the small bridge in the Italy Pavilion. I was standing against the railing, with Chris right behind me. His arms were wrapped around my stomach, while mine were placed over his. EPCOT had just started their nightly show, but all I could think was how truly happy I was at that moment in my life.

I leaned back a little more into Chris, and squeezed his hands a little tighter.

"Everything okay, baby?" he asked as he kissed just above my right ear.

I turned my head to look up at him and smiled. "Everything is perfect, my love."

"Good," he said, as he leaned down to give me a slow and sweet kiss.

I turned back to watch the fireworks when Chris started whispering into my ear. "You know how much I love you, baby, right?"

"Almost as much as you love Dodger," he chuckled at my response. "Baby..Dodger may be the moon that brought light to a dark time in my life, but you are my world and sun. You…You are my everything. You've allowed me to be me, and been very accepting of my lifestyle. You have never questioned any choices I've made, and you've been with me every step of the way for these past few years."

I turned my body to look at him. My hands running up and down his arms, as his hands laid on my waist, and my eyes catching those beautiful, ocean blue eyes.

"I do all that because I love you, Chris. You know that," I said before I leaned up to kiss his cheek, his nose, and then his lips. I lingered for a second longer, before I pulled back to look at the man in front of me.

"And I want everyone to know how much I love you, baby."

I was a little confused, as we've done anything and everything to keep our relationship to ourselves and family. But everything soon clicked when he took a step back and knelt onto one knee. He had reached into his pocket to retrieve a small, red box.

When he opened it, my eyes flew from the ring to his face. He was starting to look a little blurry, but that might have been due to the tears that were starting to run down my face.

"I'm willing to take on anything life throws at me, as long as you are by my side. Y/N..will you do me the honors of marrying me?"

I couldn't get a word out, but I was soon nodding my head, getting down to his level, placing my hands on either side of his face, and kissing him.

"Yes," I was finally able to say and the few bystanders around us started to cheer. There was a Disney photographer capturing the entire moment, and I was elated to see the pictures later on.

But at that moment, after he had slipped the ring on my finger and kissed me under the fireworks, nothing else mattered.

Because I was finally getting my happily ever after.

[doberbutts]

I know youve been told this like a million times but I wanted to tell you too: thanks for being a genuine advocate for trans men and standing up for the community. Im a trans man/genderqueer and ive been on Tumblr for a while but recently the blatant hatred and harassment towards trans men for doing nothing more than talking about the oppression we face and inventing words to describe that oppression is insane. Esp with Big Funny Meme blogs picking up those posts just to make fun of trans men and nothing else. Esp big funny meme blogs that are owned by LBGT people... Its really nice to have an oasis of safety in your blog, and learn a lot about dog care and training too!! Thanks so much Jaz 💖

I'm glad you've found refuge here! I have mostly stayed out of the trans community online for much of my life because it's always been filled with stupid petty drama, I think the problem is that right now there are particularly loud individuals who believe themselves untouchable because they have A Sacred Identity and thus any problematic behavior they exhibit cannot be called out because their Identity Is Good Actually.

Completely unrelated (or is it) to the whole thing going down on tumblr, I started being loud about this after two events last summer. The first when a very bad take regarding male SA survivors was reblogged uncritically by a mutual, and the second when I watched a trans masc friend in a LGBT-specific dog group on FB make his own post saying that the "jokes" about all men being bad and being attracted to men is a curse etc contributed to why he stayed in the closet for so long and could we please think of how this may hurt marginalized men when posting in a group that is, statistically, half marginalized men... and he was effectively called an incel and an MRA and told that he personally was responsible for male violence against women. Because he voiced, in a mixed group, that he was not comfortable with all of the jokes at his demographic's expense.

And the admins, two of who are also trans masc, just let it happen. They refused to police the thread and only closed it when two particular cis women started making violent threats against him for stating that their "kill all men including trans men, all men are rapists including trans men, all men are evil including trans men" was hurtful to see in a community that claimed to support everyone. Those two were allowed to stay in the group. He was told to "let it go" or leave. He chose to leave.

I cannot understand why so many within the LGBT community think that trans men and trans mascs aren't on the receiving end of transphobia, misogyny, and more. I don't understand why our words are so heavily policed. People have told me directly to my face that trans men do not experience misogyny because misogyny is "just for women". But then in the same breath they say "misandry isn't real" so trans men can't use that either to describe what happens to them. I've seen people go as far to say that because trans men are frequently erased and abandoned and left isolated until they kill themselves, because trans men go stealth or blend with GNC cis women (or in-betweener gender identities that are neither trans nor cis but no one likes talking about those), because trans men have an "easier" medical transition path (regardless of whether that's true or not), that trans men actually have it easy and that they don't really have any issues and thus do they even experience transphobia at all???

I've seen some real big brain shit takes about how trans men use the F markers on their paperwork to gain privilege, or how trans men "just have to bind and they're done", how trans men are born into privilege, and more. I don't know what world these people are living in. My world is not that clearcut or that easy. I've been transitioning socially for 16 years, fully out for about 8, and have not had a single dose of T but that didn't stop someone of saying I couldn't possibly know what she was going through transitioning "late" (in her mid-20s) because I transitioned as a teen. I'm 29 and have yet to start my medical transition journey. She blocked me when I corrected her.

In any case. I've been around for a long time. This is all cyclical old hat stuff that I saw back in the early/mid 2000s when I was figuring myself out. My best advice to you is to go hang out with LGBT people in real life, a group that's actually a community, loving, supportive, and leave this online bullshit for those who have nothing better to do than to run their mouths about experiences they clearly have no idea what they're talking about.

[tamabbyboi]

Hi hi! I found you because you used a gif from me uwu

I love that cause it helps me find cool people accidentally.

Anyways I read your headcanon’s for Tamaki and I did find you would write for Dabi and Hitoshi who are also my absolute favorites..

Could I request dating headcanon’s for them too please?

Also call me Cosmic. I have a feeling you might see me around 🥺❣️

Dating Headcanons- Shinsou and Dabi

A/N: oh my god hi ofc you can! Thank you for bestowing such a wonderful gif upon tumblr 🥺 I'm actually making a glass painting rn of that screencap. Anyways I hope you like them!

Pairings: Shinsou Hitoshi x reader, Dabi x reader

Request: yes

Synopsis: Just general dating hcs!

Word count: 729 (total)

Warnings: There's like 1 curse word

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Obligatory mention that he calls you kitten

Takes you on dates to cat cafes and you're there for hours

You two have detailed plans for your future cats' names

T o u c h. S t a r v e d.

He didn't have any friends or receive like,, any affection growing up so now that he has this source of love and affection all of a sudden he is overwhelmed but also loves it

Doesn't mind pda if you don't and secretly thinks it's really cute when you hold pinkies

Loves to have you sitting on his lap, especially loves when you're resting your head back on his shoulder or on his chest tucked under his chin

Back! Hugs!

Mans is a gamer

Will take you on animal crossing dates (Oh god how I want a boyfriend to go on animal crossing dates with 🥺)

Just imagine wishing on shooting stars in acnh with him ahhhhh

He has mostly cat villagers and a Rosie shrine in his basement

You know he loves you when he lets you have a turn on his main in overwatch

Loves to lay in bed with you and maybe take the occasional nap but mostly neither of y'all sleep

Prefers being little spoon but won't admit it to you (you know anyways ofc)

Makes fun of you for crying over fanfic at 3am but is really just mad you don't have the same ships

Will 100% watch anime with you in the middle of the night and gets mad if you watch ahead

Goes to conventions and is down to cosplay with you

When he wakes up either in the morning or from a nap he's like,, super delusional and it's really funny

Like will straight up believe the randomest craziest story as to what's happening and why an alarm is going off

One time you woke him up from a nap and 12:57am on a Friday night and he was completely under the impression that it was the morning and he was too late waking up to go to school

He looked at the clock then looked you dead in the eyes and said "It's 57 it's too late" over and over

"Hitoshi. Just go back to sleep."

You have many of these incidents on video and have a whole folder in your phone full of them

10/10 bf, you have a lot of fun together and everyone can see that you love each other a lot!

Smooth af

Like,, he uses pick up lines on you all the time but not the absolutely horrid kind, they're actually really smart

This man is such a flirt with you too, even after years of dating

He's pretty possessive but if showing it makes you uncomfy he'll stop

This makes him a huge fan of pda, would definitely be the type to full on make out with you in public if you're okay with it

Also is definitely the type to drape an arm around the back of your chair/ seat on the couch whenever he can

Always has an arm around your waist. Always.

And in the rare event that he doesn't he's still touching you in some way

Secretly loves cuddles (touch starved, you know the drill) but never around others and if you tell any of the lov members you're d e a d

You take his jacket all the time and he's really annoyed with it but secretly likes that your'e obviously wearing something that belongs to him

Whenever he needs it it's always "I need my jacket" "You mean m y jacket??"

Twice and Toga call you mom and dad (regardless of your gender)

He's mom

Which started out as a joke when Dabi went feral after falling victim to a prank and giving a long lecture on respecting your elders (even tho twice is older than him)

I feel like he's lowkey a natural good cook and just won't tell anyone because he doesn't want to cook for them

Will cook for you though, but makes sure to make only enough for you two so there's no leftovers for anyone else

Is very observant, he has to be since he refuses to ask you what you want because he doesn't wanna be labeled a simp

But fr he always knows when something's wrong you cannot hide s h i t from him

You can't really go outside on like,, dates with one of Japan's most recognizable villains

But annoying Shigaraki together is just as fun and just as much of a bonding experience

Especially when it gets d a n g e r o u s

Overall dating him is a very fun and exciting experience!