#tumblr plmm contest

[yiling-on-crack]

[dani-r]

Bourgeois democracy does not solve anything.

(This post is about the Harry DuBois vs. Vriska shitshow)

[firefly-fez]

one of the actual canon ways harry du bois can die in disco elysium is by tripping over an old woman in a wheelchair while flipping off the manager in a botched attempt to skip out on the rent. i don’t know the first thing about vriska or homestuck but i know there’s no way she touches that level of humilating patheticness. and yet, i’m not even mad that she won because there’s only one poor little meow meow pathetic and miserable enough to lose a contest of who is the most pathetic and miserable.

[hopethisdoesntawakenanythingnme]

Doesn't this make Harry even more of a poor little meow meow because he lost?

[vsrobotjulie]

HOWL is getting called a poor little meow meow????? HOWL?????? hes pathetic yes but he is too put together for the title of poor little meow meow. he showers. hes not even skrunkly hes just a conventional attractive man with some issues. now that harry guy? he looks like he wipes himself down with a wet rag and calls that a luxury bath. he looks like he cuts off the moldy part of the cheese and eats the rest. he looks like he drinks lukewarm beer. i dont know shit about disco elysium but that is a pathetic man if ive ever seen one. he doesn't know what bisexual means.

[handwrittenhello]

FINAL ROUND!!

Tumblr's Poorest Little Meow Meow Contest

Remember, don't just vote for your fave! Consider who is the...

POOREST,

LITTLEST,

MEOW MEOW!!!

[thesaracorn]

*busts the door open* HOW THE FUCK DID THE HOWL JENKINS PENDRAGON LOSE THE POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW CONTEST TO THAT DUDE TUMBLR YOU

would have disappointed me but vriska won so i'll forgive you this once

[collineato]

harry sopping wet du bois at it again

Artistic rendition of this post by @handwrittenhello 

[zkyeline]

guys PLEASE you need to understand the evidence I present here isn’t even doing his poorlittlemeowmeowness justice we need to pull that ratio higher #HARRYSWEEPS

[sexygaywizard]

[kaijukebox]

It’s fine, it’s far funnier this way…

[thoughtgained]

If Harry wins the poor little meow meow poll I’ll make a new version of this cursed game sleeve that includes both his pathetic loserman title AND his poor little meow meow title. It’s gonna look like that Arkham city game by the time I’m done with it.

[moonsun2010]

It's ok Harry. We loved you.

[fish-in-the-aquarium]

He's got no point, he's not an icon, he's not a legend but he is the OUR POOREST LITTLE MEOW MEOW KING AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT

[flareguncalamity]

people in the poor little meow meow threads are all like “ohhhh howl is hot ohhhh he lives in a castle ohhhh he has powers he’s not a poor little meow meow” EXCUSE ME. his english major ass mullet having ass does NOT have his life together. i mean god for starters his castle isn’t even fucking real and it’s powered by a cursed demon he gave his whole ass HUMAN HEART to. he turns into a puddle of slime when he fucks up his hair dye by accident. his house is so nasty and be-spidered that he has to pay his fucking girlfriend to clean it. this man owns two cups. He’s in his twenties. in the book he catches something called a “forever cold” and then simply has a cold for the rest of the book. and then sophie throws weed killer in his face the first time he tries to confess his feelings. he is scared of his ex girlfriend who wants to chop his head off and turn him into a frankenstein and instead of doing anything about it he “””””””hides””””” in a giant castle and sulks on the floor. in the movie he is literally slowly turning into a bird. hello? he gets a forever cold. he spends the whole book with a forever cold. he’s not a poor little meow meow? he has a fucking forever cold. look at him. A Forever Cold.

[handwrittenhello]

Tumblr's Poorest Little Meow Meow Contest

Remember, don't just vote for your fave! Consider who is the SCRUNCHIEST, MOST MISERABLE, and has made the WORST CHOICES.