#tumblr dont nerf me for that third one

[fauxridium]

Ayo first batch of expressions from that expression meme thing, enjoy lmao

[reki-of-the-valley]

@rancherss I might have made a mistake.

For legal purposes, this is a joke and they are legally old enough to drink in this. And even if I have no obligations to anyone, a reminder from a flush-faced dumbass to anyone reading: drink responsibly, have lots of water, and make sure to eat! Your body will thank you!

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“Man, this shit is disgusting.”

Langa watched as Reki downed another shot, crinkling his nose and squeezing his eyes shut as he slammed the glass down harder than necessary. He watched as he shook his head, fluffy red hair a mess. He watched as Reki leaned over the counter, eyes big and bright as always.

“If it’s gross, then just don’t drink it. We’ve got other things in the fridge if you want.”

“Nuh-huh! I’m no coward! And I feel absolutely nothing and I will feel something by the end of the night.”

“You…”

A small smile pulled at the corner of Langa’s mouth as he took Reki’s face in his hands. Flushed cheeks burned against his cold fingers, big eyes staring up at him. And giggles broke from Langa’s lips as he dropped his arms onto the counter, burying his face in them.

“You’re, you’re not-!” The giggle fit made it hard to talk, words choking him. And no matter how hard he tried calming himself, the giggles didn’t cease. If anything, they only got more persistent. They had his head swimming in an intoxicated haze, his face burning from everlasting laughter. Or maybe those were the shots. His alcohol tolerance was surprisingly high except when it came to shots; those never passed right. “There’s, there’s no way you’re sober, Reki. No way.”

“You sure you’re not the one who’s gone?”

Langa’s eyes snapped up, his suddenly pouty face still half-buried in his arms. “M’not drunk. You are, not me.”

Reki frowned as he squished his cheeks. Another giggle fit began to bubble at the sight, at the soft, squishiness of Reki’s face. He had such a pretty face. A pretty face that Langa very much wanted to kiss.

Langa wasn’t sure how it happened, but another glass of sweet danger had found itself in his hands as he made his way to the couch. He watched the ice float around the tall glass, clinking the sides. And with the ice came weird reflections in the electric pink drink, shapes of all kinds that had him giggling once more. Light reflecting on ice was so weird. And the ice was pink and pretty because of the drink…

“And then Nanaka had to go through my things again and I’m just gonna-!” Reki groaned as he chugged half his drink. “I’m gonna kill her one day. I don’t know how many times I have to tell her to stop stealing my shit and just ask me and I’ll let her borrow them but no! No, she has to get them herself because asking her big brother for the good supplies is way too much work! But then she’s… she’s giving me her drawings because she wants to be just like me and I, I just… I just…”

Tears rolled down Reki’s as he slumped back into the couch, covering half his face with his arm. Langa slowly sipped his drink as he watched the emotional rollercoaster sitting across from him. Up and down and around Reki went, from fits of anger to tears to who knows what else.

“You’re crying again.”

“I know that! You don’t have to tell me! It’s not my fault I’m an emotional mess.”

“Mmk.” Silence. “I’m hungry.”

The laughter was loud, laughter mixed with choked sobs. Up and down and around, uncontrollable and opposing emotions fighting to dominate the atmosphere.

“You’re-!” Laughter or sobs? Langa didn’t know as the tears continued rolling down Reki’s cheeks. “You’re always hungry, man! Do you ever not eat?”

Langa bit the inside of his cheek. Obviously, he wasn’t always eating. He just… He had skipped lunch today and, despite the terrible mistake that was downing more alcohol than what was recommended, he knew that food would help try to avoid a hangover in the morning. So it was normal to want food. It wasn’t… It wasn’t because he was always hungry. He just… had to have a slight moment of responsibility.

Langa set his glass down, the pretty pink half gone, as he got up. “Should I call Joe?” He pulled the fridge open, looking around at the half-empty shelves. “Maybe he could drop off some leftovers from Sia La Luce. Or we could order takeout. I just want something to eat. Reki?”

Langa looked back at the couch where Reki still sat. The low light of the apartment glinted against the pretty pink in Reki’s hands, glass brought up to his lips. And as he took a sip, Langa gasped, slamming the fridge door close.

“That’s mine!”

Reki cradled the glass, turning away from Langa who was rushing to him. “Sharing is caring, man!”

“You can’t steal my drinks! You have your own!”

“But I finished it! And yours is way sweeter than mine!”

Reki chugged the rest of the drink, spilling half of it onto his shirt and lap in his determination to not let Langa have the end of it. And Langa pouted, huffing as he leaned over the back of the couch, cheek pressing into the cushions.

“I don’t wanna make a new one…”

Reki stuck his tongue out playfully, putting the glass down before poking Langa’s cheek. “Big baby.”

“M’not a baby…”

“Well you’re acting like one, man.” A smile pulled on the corners of Reki’s pretty mouth. “You gonna stop pouting like Chihiro whenever my mom tells her she’s not allowed to have dessert before dinner if I make you a new drink?”

Langa pursed his lips as he thought over the offer. As tempting as the offer was…

“I’m still hungry. Can we please call Joe? Kinda craving his cooking…”

“Aw, dude, he’s so gonna give us shit for this if we call him. I mean, it’s not like he’s much better than us. Just because he has fancy wine glasses and expensive wine and we have-”

“Cheap vodka mixed with over-sweetened juice.”

Their eyes locked for a moment before they both broke down giggling. Langa felt the burn in his cheeks, fire unlike any he had ever felt before, but he wasn’t quite sure what it was from. Maybe it was from the alcohol. Or maybe it was from the flush of Reki’s face, his sweet laughter, his pretty smile. Maybe it was from all of those things. Maybe that was what had Langa burying his face in the couch cushions.

“Imma skateboard to Sia La Luce then. I really want Joe’s food.”

“Langa, no.” Langa looked up at Reki. A flash of sobriety came across in his eyes, amber bright rather than slightly hazed as it had been moments ago. “I am not letting you out of this apartment.”

“But I want food!”

“You’re always going on and on about wanting food! Legit all the time! Just-!” Reki inhaled sharply, exhaling slowly. “We’ll order takeout for you. But you… you are not allowed to even consider touching your skateboard.”

“I’m sure I could pull an ollie. I have total control over myself.”

“Bro, you’re upside down on a couch. You do not have control over yourself and you’re gonna end up eating pavement.”

“At least I’d be eating.”

Langa yelped as he rolled off the couch, dodging Reki’s attack. But once on the floor, he was open for more, the pillow repeatedly hitting him as he choked on his laughter.

“Stop! Thinking! About! Eating!”

Giggles. Endless giggles erupted from Langa as he pulled Reki down onto him. Giggles and snorts mingled as they laid there on the floor, a pile of limbs. Chests heaved as they slowly calmed, Reki’s head against Langa’s shoulder, a mess on the ground. And once there, neither one had the intention of moving.

“So...” Reki looked up at Langa, pretty amber eyes so close as he raised an eyebrow. “Can we call Joe now for some food?”

Reki snorted as he buried his face in Langa’s shirt. “Fine! Tell him to just come in. I don’t wanna move.”

“I wouldn’t let you even if you wanted to.”

[sensesdialed-aa]

... so i was gonna post a fun little hello and ask how you guys are doing but i was met with the unfortunate realization that tumblr has deleted my tags AGAIN in a record time of TWO WEEEKS IM??? HELLO?

so i’m gonna debate what i’m doing about THAT but in the meantime you can find actual content on @hawkinsgsa lmao

[bleusarcelle]

Hi there, it the sold out toy anon again, sorry for bothering you so late, but I was doing some late night tumblr scrolling and I realized that I might have accidentally caused a little confusion. So I just wanted to kindly clarify that me and the other santa story anon are not the same person. I saw the posts being made and I sent my scenario without thinking. I'm really sorry for that, just hope I don't cause any trouble! And if you don't post the scenario cause of it I completely understand:)

Wait buddy wo wo hold up. 

Okay, first off, I’m sorry for taking so long to answer, day has been crazy and I barely had time to answer until now! 

Now; to be in the same page…did i mess it up? D: Did I confused you and posted another post like with the wrong anon name? I hope not? holy shit, I dont want you to feel bad bc of that. 

Ok, let’s recap, we have: 

santa anon - who is always like ‘ONE/SECOND/THIRD/FOURTH’ guess in C A P S. that’s how you know it’s santa anon.

then we have butterfly anon - they don’t really participate but they are a pleaseant watcher on the sides, they are comforting and nice.

we also have fit anon - this one is like one of those comercials of nerf like their motto is ‘ALL OR NOTHING MUTHERUCKERS’ i love them v v much. 

there is also cookie anon - who makes this emoji -\(• •)/- and it’s adorable and i love them too. 

and then there’s you! sold out anon; who I still have half the scenario :c , I undestand if you don’t wanna share anymore but I would L O V E it if you did!!! 

Did i miss anyone??? no?? I hope not??

SO YEAH! The bottom line is that pls dont worry about it? We are just here to have fun, it def didn’t bothered me in the least, I just really want you to have fun with this game, kay? 

If there is any confusion it will probably just be mine bc I might tag something wrong, so I’m trusting you guys to let me know if that happens, kay!!! 

[sevenmothz]

my kh3 experience

howdy guys, been a long ass time since i’ve written any of my own posts on this here blog. part of it is because i just haven’t gamed a lot in the last few months, and part of it is i also haven’t used tumblr in a long time too. xD

anyway, i played through the story of kh3 the week it released and while i was doing all that gaming, i pretty much liveblogged on mine and my friend’s discord with all my immediate thoughts/feelings of the game (whether she as awake to lol @ my nonsense or not xD).

so, of course, i went through and typed up most of that shit and am copypasting it here for random strangers’ enjoyment!

naturally, there will be spoilers, so don’t look if you care about that shit.

AAAAHHH HIT ME WITH THE FEELS WITH JUST THE MUSIC Y’ALL the title PAIGE PAIGE PAGE FUCK

oh my ggooooodddd the new dearly beloved fuuuuuuck

ooh this place is pretty

oh boy there’s water oh man i bet this white place is gonna be a pain in my ass to get through fucking hollow bastion all over again

sora you’re so beautiful 😭

oh jesus do i really gotta do this stupid tutorial shit again at least now we are finally rid of that awful KH1 Sora model

hey it’s the tsunami from the frist game!

am i playing a diddly dang prequel of 3? are those FUCKIN’ LOADING SCREEN PAGES FUCKING INSTAGRAMS also lol sora got nerfed

aahhhh learning curves i hate have to get used to how this game handles

uh oh sora is worried about what xigbar said to him

eat shit, titan

also i’d like to say sora runs ridiculously fast now

sora’s such a brat “awww what about new clothes for meeeee??”

i can’t computer

SEA SALT ICE CREAM freaking lea looks amazing DONT CRY LEA HE WANNA GO BY AXEL NOW???

stop being a bitch, buzz buzz killyear

oh yeah so when playing olympus hades was all “IVE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR 18 YEARS” it’s been 17 years since KH1 came out 18 since it was in development god kingdom hearts is a junior in high school

gdi rex stay put oh no buzz oh noes i’m in a video game lmao

omg a cactaur

yeah you go woody

oh how i miss timed events/reaction commands. makes dealing with these fuckers you gotta climb on top of a lot easier to deal with

square why don’t you have the gotdamn kh3 soundtrack on itunes i need to be able to listen to this title screen music ALL THE TIME

sully just fuckin’ chuck vanitas through a door like “NOT TODAY BITCH”

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH” — Sora

DON’T BE TALKING ABOUT YOUR CONNECTION TO POOH BEING WEAKER ; A ;

of course they’re gonna do let it go.. they really did the whole thing

climb all the way up the mountain and larxene blows us off of it rude

wow are they really gonna do all the songs or wut

keep forgetting i can switch keyblades

annnnd back down the goddamn mountains lmao sora is so done

srsly we’re going up again

damn this boss fight is epic makes the slog through the world worth it unlike the fuckin’ toy box boss hated that fucker oh no marshmallow

fuck off larxene let people be happy

lmao stfu ventus keep volunteering sora to resque aqua

demyx :<

oh hello piercings dude

these pirate nerds little pirate sora is so cute

yeesh that elizabeth voice is terrible

guh it’s always a slog getting through the disney story stuff cuz it’s just worse rehashings of the movies at least fransokyo will be new content never seen big hero 6 xD

o mai assassin’s creed lite

jack you dumb bitch

oh man davy jones voice is bad too

jesus that second luxurd battle fucking terrible

god i never through elizabeth’s speech could sound so terrible how can you let someone butcher one of the most iconic moments from the third movie so bad?

oh thank god the kraken is easy to beat

lmao luxurd taken out by jack’s breath

eat shive, dave

lmao vexen “gdi it’s a real heart organ” “WE NEED A METAPHORICAL HEART YOU ASSHOLES”

damn sora throwing hands i was wondering how sora woudl react to one of his disney pals dying wasn’t expecting bodily assault

oma lea axel* whatever i wanna see his new dudes

ansem gonna talk to ansem oh god kids do’t get killed oh boy what happening now nobodies fightin’ ansem the bad WHO DUN IT GDI oh it was vexen DOUBLE AGENT??? or is he. filTHY LIAR they’re not gonna tell me pricks

“omg a robot :D”

keyblade hero 3 omg sora why

omai visor oh wow chill music

baaah sora showin’ off

holy shit i found me a new fav strength weapon the keyblade from caribbean love it even more than the toybox one xD the fuckin’ formchanges are amaze

THAT AIN’T SEA SALT ICE CREAM <gasp> roxas rude

replica riku~

damn microbot was a pain in the ass

AQUAAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭

WOT WHAT NOMURAING THIS SHIT ALL UP is this groundhog day i s2g

is that gotdamn terra

yen sid can actually do shit

damn this a long endgame

ITS SORA AND RHE SORAS

ah there we go. good ol’ Plot Device Kairi and there i thought she’d be useful lmao man tho i seriously rolled my eyes when xehanort struck an unconscious kairi down i was just like “yeah that seem about right..” storywise, sora has such a stronger connection to riku barely talks to kairi lea talked to kairi more in one game than sora ever did in 9+ i’d ship kairi and lea if there wasn’t such an obvious age gap lmao and WHO THE FUCK IS THIS CHICK THAT DIAPPEARED ON LEA AND ISA? like is that answered in this game or was it answered in a previous game?

anyway

Roxas is a REAL BOY now

gotdamn those dudes were tough

fuck man barely gives me time to block stupid goat head lemme guess tho that isn’t the end of course not because kingdom hearts can’t just let us defeat him c’mon man let me reload my potions at least man fuck off with this boss shit motherfucker did you really just force me into rage form “I AM MORE POWERFUL EVEN THO YOU KILLED ME LIKE 2 TIMES”

omg donald and goofy’s voices from the controller speaker

just fucking die already

this bitch really thinking he was the good guy the whole time

jesus the x-blade is bigger than sora

mickey and donald finally get to be hoooome

axel and xion in their new clothes~ EVEN ISA

wut WUT SORA BOY DID YOU REALLY SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR THIS BITCH

maleficent is gonna find that fucking box isn’t she and we’re not gonna see what is in it i’m guessing its the box the Master of Masters gave to his apprentice cuz that’s the only notable box in the series i can think of

but yeah this game this game was supposed to bring an end to the Xehanort saga so they fully intent to make moar games so we’ll get a new annoying big bad and more weird dumb lore

ok we’re getting into the dumb credits like PR manager and shit so i think they’re coming close to the end ihope never know until you start seeing the gotdamn logos

logos!

that fuckin’ xigbar THE OLD MASTERS fuck it is i knew it I KNEW HE HAD SOMETHING GOING ON i was betting he was master of masters but no it’s luxu

fak FUQ fuck off with your games eraqus

HELLO SORA and Riku THEY”RE IN INSOMNIA no wait verum rex GAH

ok the verum rex stuff was the secret movie I JUST HAVE MORE QUESTIONS AND VERY LITTLE ANSWERS DISAPPOINTED

what if Demyx is Master of Masters

Final Thoughts: me: there were pretty much no FF cameos so 0/10 AzuraSpyte: lol I give it a 5/10 for Axel alone me: lolol minus 1 for making him wear the organization coat the entire game