#tumblr classics

[littlemut]

my year of rot and rumination

[sonicskullsalt]

recently found in the wild

[beardedmrbean]

right after iCharly ended they shot amanda costgrove like a lame horse. SAD. well theres other programs

[theawkwarddeadgirl]

[tearosesarts]

For better or worse, I would have to say Tumblr has been the website most impactful on my sense of humor. I never had a Tumblr until like 3-4 years ago, but I saw everything on Pinterest, YouTube, even just Google Images in my formative preteen and teen years.

It’s just an observation I had when, earlier today, I saw an article about a zoo having a new baby dik-dik, and without missing a beat, I said out loud “Oh, a xylophone!”

[blitz0hno]

I saw a Tumblr post saying tears were good for your skin or something forever ago and to this day on the rare occasion I cry I still wipe that shit on my face

[painfullymeta]

Me: Minnow! The *original* Spiders Georg appeared on my dash!

Minnowshell: The ORIGINAL?

Me: [shows]

Minnowshell: O.O

Minnow says that this gif better represents their expression than O.O, is not incorrect about that, but I am not sure I can embed properly.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[fatimazainab]

Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin

[pan-perkozeq]

Episode 3 in short if you ask me:

He'd rip and tear until it's done you can't convince me otherwise

[fangs-n-knighthood]

@clowninthecoffeehouse

me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that’s enough vowels the french language: youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurde

[observinghenrywinter]

[lenainwonderland]

- Vladimir Nabokov

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

mycenaean miku

she was there singing on the beaches of llion. homer copied the catalogue of ships from her.

[heavily-traumatized-kyle]

REVIVED

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

[kailysander]

Queer Mexicana 🇲🇽