#tulparscaptain

[hopeturned]

Oh…OH?

Captain, I'm taking you to urgent care right now. With all respect, I'm a nurse, it's my job. If he wants to make medical judgements, he should train for it.

[The car's waiting for them outside. Godspeed. She's not going to lose her captain over Jim's idiocy.]

Can you stand, or should I carry you?

Jim... H-his sandwich... I -

CHOKE. COUGH. GASP.

He said.. I'm not getting a hospital.. Anya. Gingerale. S-something... Please.

[copilotjimmy]

@mouthwashingcapcurly @curlygrant44 @captain-g-curly @tulparscaptain @tulpars-captain @awfulcake @ask-captain-curly

HOW MANY OF YOU IDENTIFY AS HOMOSEXUAL

[kon-draki]

hey guys

mouthwashing shitpost...

Poorly made

As per usual

can you guys tell I'm coping?#!$((_+

anyways burger computer was inspired by @tulparscaptain 's post Lewl (apologies for the ping)

hi

[hopeturned]

“I…oh. I don’t think that’s normal. I do not disrepute your claims,Captain. I’m merely worried for your safety.” Was he joking? She couldn’t tell. The last email she’d received was from an anonymous loan shark..

“Did Jim talk you into this?”

What does this mean? What's a sugardaddy? What's a Sugarbaby?

[swanseamechanic1962]

\\ PHEW

\\ Just finished redoing the entire tagging system since anon from a while ago made me realize there were probably a LOT of tags I was clogging up, and the very idea of not having consistent tags on my posts to at least somewhat reliably sort through the blog with makes me want to eat a building. While I'm here, I suppose I may as well pin up some useful meta information now that I have a system I'm happy with:

Blog is primarily set in a pre-crash timeline, though considering how many differing-timeline iterations of every character are present in other askblogs, the rules are pretty vague and thus can be ignored without much consequence. Go ham, basically. I have two jobs to hold down plus classes so please don’t assume I’m abandoning the blog if I go without posting for a while! It’s been pretty hard to make time lately, haha.

CREW TAGS*

Curly

Jimmy

Anya

Daisuke

Ensemble cast

*characters tagged based on mention/appearance regardless of whether other rp blogs interact. for interactions with other crew rp blogs, see the #crewtalk tag. this will include rp threads.

I draw sometimes! My art tag is #drawnsea. Reblogs are tagged #swanseablog (pronounced swanseablog). Might be obvious, but OOC messages will be typed with backslashes (\\ example).

***

If you've read all the way to the bottom, there's a chance you may or may not be relatively interested in the ever-expanding Mouthwashing RP scene(TM). To that end, I've been compiling a little list of all the existing RP blogs I know of just in case; a few of them already appear in the Pink Polle Club directory, but the ones that haven't been added yet I'll add here.

(P.S. If your name appears on this list and you'd like me to remove it, I will happily do so! Please feel free to ask. /gen)

CURLY blogs: @\captain-g-curly @\mouthwashingcapcurly @\curlygrant44 @\tulparscaptain @\ask-captain-curly

JIMMY blogs: @\copilotjimmy @\cptjimmy @\captain-jimmy @\jimmy-tulparco-pilot (AU) @\responsiblecaptainjimmy

ANYA blogs: @\youvegotsomesadeyes @\nurseanya404 @\anyanumber1nurse @\anya-the-nurse @\anya-mouth-washing @\stripped-shirts-and-the-moon

DAISUKE blogs: @\intern-daisuke @\daisukegamerboy69 @\thecoolestintern @\suk1-suki-daisuki @\traineedaisuke @\c10s3-y0ur-3y3s (strictly post-mortem Daisuke) @\hibiscus-daiisuke @\daisuketherizzlerman @\copilot-daisuke (AU) @\daisukes-adventures @\askdaisuke

@\daisuke-therealest

SWANSEA blogs: swanseamechanic1962 (you're here.) @\ask-swansea

CORPORATE (🤢🤢🤢) blogs: @\polle-sci

If there are any you think I missed, I'd really appreciate a heads-up!

[pony--in-express]

If you want to be added or removed, please comment on this post!

LIST OF MOUTHWASHING RP BLOGS

CURLY

@ask-captain-curly @ask-curly-mouthwashing @ask-postcrash-curly @awfulcake @captaincurls  @capncurlyfried ( @curlydaretohavecurlyhair ) @captain-44-curly @captaincurlygrant @captaincurlyfriies @captaincurlystulpar @captain-g-curly @crashstranded || + SWANSEA @ccurlyfries @curly-capt @curlychips90 @curlyfries101iminpain @curlygrant44 @curlyheadedcaptainnn @frenchfriesnumber1loverr @ponyextulparlog @runningfrom-responsibility @tulparscaptain

[choppedfoam]

Give Jimmy His Medicine.

Swap Curly Sideblog. @tulparscaptain.

This verse is a bit dubious, mostly from the idea of Jimmy being the one who crashed the ship, and Curly taking the blame for it to prop Jimmy up as a "hero" and "victim", via lying to the crew.

Or like. Idk. Maybe Co-Pilot Curly if I get bored, mix things up. Very dubious origin but the premise is the same: Curly and his guilt complex adventure.

Post Crash is [:wreck log:], if Pre Crash is ever used it will probably be in the latter scenario, so it's [:co's log:].

[captain-44-curly]

Soo.. You talk to other Curly's, right? What do you think of them? Do you have a favorite one?

-🌟 (I'm new here! Hi!)

“cosmo is a polite person and good to listen to about space. I don’t know much about oxy to form an opinion but Cake likes him so he can’t be too bad.”

“cake is… certainly interesting but I I feel sorry for him and @/ponyextulparlog”

“I think I’m closest with @/capncurlyfried and @/runningfrom-responsibility . Probably since one they understand and secondly I don’t have to act like Jimmy is a god damn hero.”

he gags at that last part

“@/mouthwashingcapcurly were pretty cool. Same with @/tulparscaptain”

[jimmy77-42]

heres a post version so i can update this way quicker. if anyone knows any blogs i missed, feel free to send them over in my askbox and ill try to add them soon.

Curly Blogs

. captain-g-curly

. curlygrant44

. tulparscaptain

. the-captain-of-the-tulpar

. (partially) mouthwashingcapcurly

. capncurlyfried

. awfulcake

. curlychips90

. captain-44-curly

. ask-captain-curly

. curly-capt

Anya Blogs

. nursexanya

. nurseanya404

. nursewashing

. thenurseanya

. youvegotsomesadeyes

. anya-the-nurse

. anya-mouth-washing

. anyanumber1nurse

. tulpar-anya

. tulpars-nurse-anya

Swansea Blogs

. swan-and-bolts

. swanseamechanic1962

. daisuke-was-here

. ask-swansea

Daisuke Blogs

. traineedaisuke

. daisuketherizzlerman

. intern-daisuke

. thecoolestintern

. hibiscusdaiisuke

. suk1-suki-daisuki

. c10s3-y0ur-3y3s

. copilot-daisuke

. daisukegamerboy69

. cowboy-daisuke

. daisukes-adventures

. washing-away-dreams

. askdaisuke

. mister-daisuke-dude

. technician-daisuke

Jimmy Blogs

. cptjimmy

. captain-jimmy

. mistake-responsibility

. copilotjimmy

. jimmy-tulparco-pilot

. mistakenresponsibility

. responsiblecaptainjimmy

. pollecollector

. yimpy-official

. jimsponsible

. the-true-tulpar-captain

. nottakingresponsibility

Miscellaneous

. (partially) mouthwashingcapcurly

. grahamnonspacer

. polle-sci

. theman-withthe-dustpan

. pony-express-official

. therapisteddy

. thewomanwhomlovesoranges

. the-ghost-of-the-tulpar

. commstrisha

. bothenavigator

. ensignlin

. bleeding-mediwrench

. burning-mechanic

. biiologoly

. ominously-levitating-mouthwash

. cat-on-the-tulpar

. pleasehelpmyphonebroke

. inspectorfern

. ask-the-ships-scientist

heres my sloppy blog list cause i was losing track actually, probably missing alot of them to be honest

Curly Blogs

. captain-g-curly

. curlygrant44

. (partially) kyukurl

. crashtestcurly

. tulparscaptain

. the-captain-of-the-tulpar

. (partially) mouthwashingcapcurly

Anya Blogs

. nursexanya

. nurseanya404

. nursewashing

. thenurseanya

. youvegotsomesadeyes

Swansea Blogs

. swan-and-bolts

. swanseamechanic1962

. daisuke-was-here

Daisuke Blogs

. traineedaisuke

. daisuketherizzlerman

. intern-daisuke

. thecoolestintern

. hibiscusdaiisuke

. suk1-suki-daisuki

. c10s3-y0ur-3y3s

Jimmy Blogs

. cptjimmy

. captain-jimmy

. mistake-responsibility

. copilotjimmy

Miscellaneous

. (partially) kyukurl

. (partially) mouthwashingcapcurly

. grahamnonspacer

. polle-sci

. theman-withthe-dustpan

. pony-express-official

. therapisteddy

. thewomanwhomlovesoranges

. the-ghost-of-the-tulpar

Mod:

Oh my god you're a gem, thank you! This is incredibly helpful!

[masonthemedic]

@tulparscaptain

ooc: Mason doodle

[theman-withthe-dustpan]

*he smiled softly, glad it over out so well.

Still, he tugged at the collar of his shirt*

I can uh, Leave if You two want to keep talking about it

@tulparscaptain

*it was late in the evening, just after dinner actually, maybe the meal made him tired or maybe the whole situation was just.. confusing*

I’m sorry.. How did You.. Even do this?

*he tilted his head slightly before turning to look at her*

@specialgalofthetulpar

[dylan-mouthwashing]

@tulparscaptain

you look puntable

JIMMY I KNOW THIS WAS YOU and i'm TELLING Curly

[hopeturned]

You're worrying me…

I left you alone for five minutes!

Do you need to go to the hospital? Should I contact higher ups? Surely, they'd send an ambulance. Or, I'll drive you myself. *she's determined!*

What on earth is a fleshwinch??

Curly what have you done?!

[karmaerrorz]

@tulparscaptain GUYS I SWEAR IT WAS A MISTAKE WHOOPS MY HAND SLIPPED

im gonna @ curly if your mean to me again

Don't you do it

[karmaerrors]

@tulparscaptain JIMMY HAS BLUNTS, CIGARETTES, WEED, AND OTHER ELICIT SUBSTANCES ON BOARD!!!!!

didnt think I'd actually do.it? Im not a pussy

WHAT THE FUCK

[karmaerrorz]

@tulparscaptain

If I'm not of legal age to smoke then you guys can't either.

Heeyyyy did u miss me??? Work got me busy af

Nothing much

Only really important thing was me being low on cigarettes