#𝐨𝐨𝐜 𝐭𝐚𝐠:

[tulparscaptain]

How do I make my friend take responsibility?

[taken-responsibility]

Give Jimmy His Medicine.

[Swap Curly Sideblog. @tulparscaptain. Icon art by ibblescribbles on twitter.]

[tulparscaptain]

🥳

Was drawing me and my best friend until I got a notification 😔

Sighhh

@tulparscaptain

[morguewritten]

hi all. i am here! things have been crazy the past week or so, but plan to be here throughout the day! feel free to like this for a starter, while i work on everything i owe! :)

[tulparscaptain]

curly fry I mean this in the most respectful way possible but What the Fuck is up with those ocean-blue orbs. how many times have you blinded your crewmates with them

Ocean-Blue Orbs. Blinding crewmates.

... Are you talking about my eyes? I was born with them. That's the deal.

[tulparscaptain]

Nah, Daisuke is both artistic and autistic

A jack of all trades. 😌

[tulparscaptain]

When are you going to start inforcing jimmys timeouts?

Hes going to get worse if you keep letting him get away with shit

He isn't getting away with anything.

If you'd seen him when he was back on earth. You'd understand a few terse words is no where close to 'worse'.

What with all his 'rough patches' ... I believe Jimmy knows when he's actually done a blunder.

He's not like before.

If I stick him in a corner, everytime he "expresses himself". What will he learn? That he can't be open with me?

[tulparscaptain]

...Is jimmy...romantically involved with the mascot polle?...

... Yes.

It's a condition he was born with.

Poor Jim. I've tried to get him help, many a time over the years. Taken him to all the best rehabs for Polle addicts.

Seems he's relapsed.

[tulparscaptain]

u remind me of this dog mr curly, good hallo weenie

Good 'hallo weenie'.

Wish I were that dog right now.

[tulparscaptain]

hey cap'n curly do you have any advice on how to avoid burnout as someone who manages people in a high pressure environment?

... Let's see. Advice.

I don't think I've ever dealt with burnout before. I try to keep myself on top of everything, push push go, what with all the responsibilities that come with my position. Try a physical activity?

Back on earth, I exercised regularly. That kept me steady while I worked towards getting my life figured out.

[tulparscaptain]

Do you need this app? Twinki?

Download now. Trust

[tulparscaptain]

There’s a twink working on board, do you want us to throw him towards you?

[tulparscaptain]

Please get jimmy actual shampoo and body wash I'm BEGGING you

-Jimmys dermatologist

Can't do much while aboard the Tulpar.

Back on earth, I bought him a loooot of vanilla. Even showed him my technique for applying body mist. He wasn't a fan.

[tulparscaptain]

Pony Express has provided us with their own brand of candy this year.

Let's see.. Peanut Butter Polle`s, Teamwork Taffies, Teamwork Truffles, Horseshoe Gummies, Safety Spree.

That's it. From the looks of it.

The instructions say to entrust the crew with sorting it all into a fair and equal portion that provides -- Huh.

The sentence cuts off.

The other side of the card just says they aren't liable for lead poisoning or future cancer diagnosis.

[tulparscaptain]

I'll fix it but idk abt taking responsibility

- @mistakenresponsibility

According to some emails I received I'm supposed to 'take action' against you.

[tulparscaptain]

Do you hate Jimmy?

No?