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tulparscaptain · 2 days ago
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I'm also Jimmys best friend now -🍀
Can you sleep with him
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choppedfoam · 2 months ago
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Give Jimmy His Medicine.
Swap Curly Sideblog. @tulparscaptain.
This verse is a bit dubious, mostly from the idea of Jimmy being the one who crashed the ship, and Curly taking the blame for it to prop Jimmy up as a "hero" and "victim", via lying to the crew.
Or like. Idk. Maybe Co-Pilot Curly if I get bored, mix things up. Very dubious origin but the premise is the same: Curly and his guilt complex adventure.
Post Crash is [:wreck log:], if Pre Crash is ever used it will probably be in the latter scenario, so it's [:co's log:].
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tulparscaptain · 2 months ago
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🥳
Was drawing me and my best friend until I got a notification 😔
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Sighhh
@tulparscaptain
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morguewritten · 10 months ago
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hi all. i am here! things have been crazy the past week or so, but plan to be here throughout the day! feel free to like this for a starter, while i work on everything i owe! :)
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4mph1r1t3 · 1 month ago
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LITTLE THING
𝐀𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐑𝐏 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 @fronzie
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬 𝐀𝐦𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐚 (𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐂 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥). 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠
༄ 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 -𝟏𝟖 𝐬𝐨 𝐧𝐨 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖/𝐈𝐑𝐋 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ༄ 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧 ༄ 𝐎𝐎𝐂 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 Normal text like this or in the tags ༄ 𝐈 [𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐢𝐞] 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐞/𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐌𝐄 𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧�� 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐮𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐩!!
༄𝐨𝐨𝐜 𝐭𝐚𝐠; #waterservant
𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 :)
EDIT - IN CHARACTER QNA IDEAS + RESPONSES (BLUE IS F & SERIF IS AMPH - NORMAL IF NEEDED FOR TRANSLATION)
So, what’s your name?
𝐀𝐦𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞, 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞
Amphitrite, goddess of Marine Life
single?
𝐔𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨, 𝐈’𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 @king-of-the-fish
Us above no, I’m married to [insert poseidon blog @ above]
any favorite people?
𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 @lethia-not-athena, 𝐋𝐞𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫
I do like [insert Athena AU blog @ above], Leth is an absolute dear
Any odd facts about you?
𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧, 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐋𝐞𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 🧊 𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬
Well, besides my biological children, I’ve taken Leth/Lethia and maybe 🧊 Anon under my wings
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tulparscaptain · 1 month ago
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I'm handling it.
Taken any snakes out of a vivarium lately? ──── [ 🍺 ]
Curly we're in space. There are no vivariums in space.
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tulparscaptain · 2 months ago
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How do I make my friend take responsibility?
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tulparscaptain · 14 days ago
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do you perchance own a cow boy hat?? I found it in the cockpit..which loser brought a cow boy hat.. (OOC: I say this as my mw OC literally has a cowboy hat jelp)
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Ah. Ha. No idea who that hat belongs to. Pony Express must have left it on board after a commercial shoot. They do that for advertisements, and to sell the yearly Polle calender. Yeah. Must be from a leftover shoot on good ol Tulpar..
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tulparscaptain · 2 months ago
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Nah, Daisuke is both artistic and autistic
A jack of all trades. 😌
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tulparscaptain · 2 months ago
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curly fry I mean this in the most respectful way possible but What the Fuck is up with those ocean-blue orbs. how many times have you blinded your crewmates with them
Ocean-Blue Orbs. Blinding crewmates.
... Are you talking about my eyes? I was born with them. That's the deal.
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tulparscaptain · 14 days ago
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you are trying SO hard to beat the cowboy allegations 😭
I'm not a cowboy. I'm a captain.
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tulparscaptain · 4 days ago
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can i eat you
No one is eating me.
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tulparscaptain · 5 days ago
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Why u kinda look like the cocomelon baby ngl
JJ is my nephew.
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tulparscaptain · 13 days ago
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Wow, me and jimmys best friendship has really upgraded, he's started giving me best friendship kisses on the cheek and forehead
I'm sure jimmy does this with all his other best friends - captain anon
...
I think Jim's a homosexual.
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tulparscaptain · 2 months ago
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When are you going to start inforcing jimmys timeouts?
Hes going to get worse if you keep letting him get away with shit
He isn't getting away with anything.
If you'd seen him when he was back on earth. You'd understand a few terse words is no where close to 'worse'.
What with all his 'rough patches' ... I believe Jimmy knows when he's actually done a blunder.
He's not like before.
If I stick him in a corner, everytime he "expresses himself". What will he learn? That he can't be open with me?
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tulparscaptain · 2 months ago
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...Is jimmy...romantically involved with the mascot polle?...
... Yes.
It's a condition he was born with.
Poor Jim. I've tried to get him help, many a time over the years. Taken him to all the best rehabs for Polle addicts.
Seems he's relapsed.
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