#𝐨𝐨𝐜 𝐭𝐚𝐠:

[tulparscaptain]

How do I make my friend take responsibility?

[thetulparsjanitor]

I NEED THAT BLOND MAN I NEED THAT BLOND MAN I NEED THAT BLOND MAN I NEED THAT BLOND MAN I NEED THAT BLOND MAN I NEED THAT BLOND MAN I NEED THAT BLOND MAN I NEED THAT BLOND MAN I NEED THAT BLOND MAN I NEED THAT BLOND MAN I NEED THAT BLOND MAN I NEED THAT BLOND MAN I NEED THAT BLOND MAN I NEED THAT BLOND MAN I NEED THAT BLOND MAN I NEED THAT BLOND MAN I NEED THAT BLOND MAN I NEED THAT BL

[choppedfoam]

Give Jimmy His Medicine.

Swap Curly Sideblog. @tulparscaptain.

This verse is a bit dubious, mostly from the idea of Jimmy being the one who crashed the ship, and Curly taking the blame for it to prop Jimmy up as a "hero" and "victim", via lying to the crew.

Or like. Idk. Maybe Co-Pilot Curly if I get bored, mix things up. Very dubious origin but the premise is the same: Curly and his guilt complex adventure.

Post Crash is [:wreck log:], if Pre Crash is ever used it will probably be in the latter scenario, so it's [:co's log:].

[tulparscaptain]

...

Bites you

Bites you back but harder

[tulparshealth]

⧽ 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐜 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠.

main blog + captain curly blog

˗ˏ⠀𓂃 ㅤ𝕰𝙓𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙏 ⅋̳ 𝕽𝙐𝙇𝙀𝙎.ㅤꜜ

For performance complaints, please contact: @ponyexpressdotcom. Thank you.

- Saanvi Trough, is, the twenty three year old Designated 'Health Inspector' For Pony Express. Or. Something along those lines. It's a flimsy title and they were assigned the role by their father, who has a corporate job relating to P.E.

- "Health" is more in terms of the overall condition of the ship, as if it is a living being to tend to.

- They exclusively use they/them pronouns.

- They are not paid and their job consists of making sure that Pony Express cuts corners as thoroughly as possible. Like, their job is to actively screw over the Tulpar crew so that the company can save a few dollars on basic repairs, whether it be they gloss over certain things like damaged vents or make out a worn button as a luxury to be replaced rather than a necessity.

- While a majority of inspections take place from the comfort of earth, occasionally Saanvi is made to do Long Hauls, with complete strangers, for the sake of keeping a dedicated log book of each day, so that the Tulpar Freighter performance may be carefully taken into consideration during the ship's re-evaluations. Saanvi's job is to ensure the ship passes, and can continue to make P.E. Large profits at the expense of the crewmates.

- Due to their work requiring, inspecting, and logging, they 'endure' social interactions, often shadowing the Tulpar members to observe how each crewmate interacts with Pony Express property and equipment.

- Their relation to the crew is pretty bare bones for convenience. Saanvi is scared of Swansea, and appreciates that the mechanic's hostility is mostly directed at Daisuke rather than them. So Daisuke is fine, because he is a meat shield. The captain of the Tulpar is too intimidating. He irks them. The co-pilot is fine, though. Anya is fine.

- Saanvi is not a good person. Their short stature hinders them so that they are more prey than predator, despite being of a higher position. They still enjoy the power they have over the Tulpar crew, they do not have sympathy or empathy for any of the crewmates, even if they pretend to.

- I always have to reiterate that I have never rped on Tumblr before. I am a noob. So. Forgive me.

- This oc is multifandom friendly, it has just been repurposed to specifically exist in a mw verse.

[morguewritten]

hi all. i am here! things have been crazy the past week or so, but plan to be here throughout the day! feel free to like this for a starter, while i work on everything i owe! :)

[4mph1r1t3]

LITTLE THING

𝐀𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐑𝐏 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 @fronzie

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬 𝐀𝐦𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐚 (𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐂 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥). 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠

༄ 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 -𝟏𝟖 𝐬𝐨 𝐧𝐨 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖/𝐈𝐑𝐋 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ༄ 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧 ༄ 𝐎𝐎𝐂 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 Normal text like this or in the tags ༄ 𝐈 [𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐢𝐞] 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐞/𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐌𝐄 𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐮𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐩!!

༄𝐨𝐨𝐜 𝐭𝐚𝐠; #waterservant

𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 :)

EDIT - IN CHARACTER QNA IDEAS + RESPONSES (BLUE IS F & SERIF IS AMPH - NORMAL IF NEEDED FOR TRANSLATION)

So, what’s your name?

𝐀𝐦𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞, 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞

Amphitrite, goddess of Marine Life

single?

𝐔𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨, 𝐈’𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 @king-of-the-fish

Us above no, I’m married to [insert poseidon blog @ above]

any favorite people?

𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 @lethia-not-athena, 𝐋𝐞𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫

I do like [insert Athena AU blog @ above], Leth is an absolute dear

Any odd facts about you?

𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧, 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐋𝐞𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 🧊 𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬

Well, besides my biological children, I’ve taken Leth/Lethia and maybe 🧊 Anon under my wings

[thetulparsjanitor]

Honestly James is a far much better name than fucking "Jimmy" but whatever...

Now while i do understand that calling you that name annoys you, it is still not an excuse to act aggressive and hostile towards him.

And can you please stop yelling??

Jimmy I don't think you should be yelling at the captain like that.

- @thetulparsjanitor

He fucking deserved it... I fucking hate the name James... I HATE IT! CALL ME JIMMY! I'M FUCKING JIMMY!

[tulparscaptain]

... Who are these two?

[thetulparsjanitor]

I saw what you said.

Um...what are you talking about?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM SCREWED AAAAAAAA

[tulparscaptain]

...

I'm handling it.

Taken any snakes out of a vivarium lately? ──── [ 🍺 ]

Curly we're in space. There are no vivariums in space.

[choppedfoam]

Alright.

[tulparscaptain]

Hi dad do u support my boyfriend

That's not Dice Key

[tulparscaptain]

I do feel a tad bad. On earth, I used to give Jim all the chocolate assortments my girlfriends would buy me. Never did have the stomach for that nash. But out here, there's no chocolate hearts. It's empty save for a few floating stones.

[tulparscaptain]

Of course it's not too much to ask. You're sick. And I'm sure Swansea will know what's causing that thing to go on the fritz again.

...

Are you able to conduct your mandated tasks in this state?

I threw up 😔

[tulparscaptain]

I want a little brother pls dad

... I'm not sure how to complete that request.