#tug it and push it

[kiwiplaetzchen]

A-and how does one protect their k-knob?

My dear Anon,

to safeguard your knob, treat it like royalty! Crown it with a trusty helmet, armour it with layers, and no, not layers of love. Remember, a protected knob is a happy knob, and a happy knob makes for a delightful day!

Wrap it up: No, not with a bow, silly! Use a trusty rubber knob (or knob-dom, if you will) to shield it from unwanted, pathetic grabdaddlers (don't confuse it with grabdaddies, honey). Safety first, right?

Dress to Impress: Give your knob a snazzy makeover! Make your knob feel cosy. Think of it as haute couture for your knob – chic AND practical!

And voilà! Your knob is now cosy and secure, ready for any adventure. 😌

[sotc]

a pathetic meow meow and his paramours through the yrs ✨ @uldren-sov

[kingkatsuki]

✨princess plugs✨

[zappedbyzabka]

Cobras seeing Lucille and Daniel through a window after walking out of Cobra Kai

[rangertessadarling]

ok may i remind you, in the Royal Ranger Will Treaty, grown-ass man that he is, had a midnight therapy/cuddle sesh with his dog where he vents about his life problems.

now i present to you the scenario of Will Treaty, in fresh grief after losing Alyss, clinging to the only form of comfort he now has, having a midnight therapy/cuddle sesh with his dog where he vents about his life problems.

Sable really was a real one.

[theadventurek9]

Ryker just decided to retrieve a scent article??!? Like on day four of working on handler scent?? When I'm just working on indications? He chose that all on his own??

[beresaad]

There, in dim firelight, you see him for what he really is: a vampire. A slave to sanguine hunger. This is a gift, you know. I won't forget it.

[therealraewest]

[coconut530]

WE’LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE FRENCHIE

This ep reminds me of this vine:

[lxmitlxss]

@flamesignite replied to your post “Hughes:”:

roy vc; ;)

Softly. " Don't... "

[mehoymalloy]

[forevermore-lost-in-space]

Bus drivers don't break my chair challenge

[alchely]

Lip and Mickey had some SERIOUS beef going on in s5, what with Lip probably thinking that Mickey wasn't doing a good enough job for Ian and Mickey affirming his south side identity against Lip going to college.

I wonder how that relationship would have evolved in a parallel universe where Noel stayed.

That brief altercation in s11 did not cut it obviously.

[illbegottenfaith]

okay got home changed into my pjs + got a glass of water time to speedrun gen ai courses until my eyes give out

[sudriantraveler]

Bigg City Port's Newest Addition - Traintober Day 13: Something New

Both Stars and Z-Stacks watched as the new tug, its wheelhouse still covered in tarpaulin, glided almost silently out from the fitters wharf.

Hardly any smoke emerged from its short clean stack, and instead of the rhythmic pulse of a steam engine, only the low growl of a diesel announced its movement.

Lucky’s Yard had certainly outdone themselves with their latest project.

[ladykatibeth]

As much as I get the “he would not fucking say that,” about Izzy being written too soft it also works in the other direction for me, we see several characters willing to throw down when they get pissed off and Izzy is not one of them. He duels yeah, but that’s fancy rule-based fighting. He whacks people on the head and pushes them and tugs on beards but that’s about it.