#tuco salamanca fanfic

[genocidehim]

I can't choose who I want to see this prompt written for, so you can choose (or maybe do all of them idk 😳)

reader asks Tuco/Lalo/Nacho if she can watch him jerk off (don't ask I just have a problem) and he agrees. nsfw ensues

notes: render is female, lewd, male masturbation. words: 559 - 602 - 353

⸻Tuco

Definitely, Tuco was surprised by your request.

Maybe he had a wrong image of you, but that didn't bother him, on the contrary, your boldness truly hardened him with just the question.

Tuco wrapped his arm around you and pulled you closer, planting a soft kiss on your forehead as he arrived home and found you awake. He seemed still a bit animated from the kitchen, you knew it by how dilated his pupils were and his breathing faster than usual. That was when your question snapped him out of his trance.

"I was wondering if you'd like… Well… If you want to masturbate while I watch…"

Tuco smiled mischievously, his eyes lit up with a mixture of excitement and lust. He had always enjoyed exploring your desires together, pushing the boundaries to create an exhilarating experience. "Mmm… You know how to tempt me, my love" he responded in a low, seductive voice. "The idea of you watching me pleasure myself… excites me."

He grinned wickedly, his eyes gleaming with anticipation of revealing his most intimate desires. He loved embracing your fantasies and sharing them with him, and he was eager to take a raw glimpse into your thoughts.

"All right, my love," he purred, his voice low and seductive. "I'll show you exactly what goes through my mind when I indulge myself."

He reclined on the couch, slightly parting his legs as his hand began to travel toward the bulge in his pants. With deliberate slowness, he unbuttoned and slowly lowered the zipper, revealing glimpses of the hardened length beneath.

As he freed himself from confinement, he looked deeply into your eyes with an intensity that sent a shiver down your spine. The confident way he exposed himself to you was exhilarating. Quickly, he wasted no time in licking his own palm to lubricate it, taking hold of the base of his hardened and almost pulsating member. Under your critical gaze, everything felt much more pleasurable. Tuco didn't take long to move his hand up and down, just the way he liked it: fast and rough, as if trying to quickly release himself, seeking pleasure as fast as possible. His grunts were low and guttural, usually Tuco didn't hold back his excitement and was as loud as he was vulgar.

"You're enjoying watching me like this, aren't you?" he grunted as his hand moved forcefully over his cock, his hips reacting to the stimulation and moving against his hand. "You're a dirty girl, asking me to masturbate in front of you."

The room filled with moans mixing with the erotic sound of his masturbation, his pleasure intertwining with yours even though you weren't physically involved, and that only fueled Tuco's desires even more; a twisted dance of power and submission that you managed to exert over him. Tuco continued to pleasure himself, surrendering to the fantasies swirling in his mind, each stroke bringing him closer to the edge.

"Do you like hearing this?" he groaned through clenched teeth, his eyes fixed on you as desire consumed him, and when he noticed his member trembling, he knew he was about to release the thick load of semen that spilled freely into his hand and onto his pants. Despite being tired from the effort he exerted, his erection remained, and a malicious smile flooded his face as he watched you.

⸻Lalo

Lalo's eyes sparkled with a mixture of surprise and intrigue when you confessed your desire. A mischievous smile tugged at his lips, his mind already spinning with possibilities. "Mmm… Do you want to watch me pleasure myself, my little love?" he purred, leaning closer to whisper in your ear. "You know how to tempt me…"

He gently lifted your chin and looked into your eyes. His voice dropped to a husky whisper full of promise. "I would be more than happy to grant your wish." He punctuated his words with a soft nibble on his lower lip before pulling back slightly, giving you the opportunity to express any preferences or instructions you might have at the moment.

"Tell me… How would you like it, standing up? Lying down and stretched out? Or maybe in front of a mirror so you can see all the angles?" The possibilities seemed endless in Lalo's mind as he waited for more guidance from you.

"I think I just want to see you pleasuring yourself. Like you would any day. I want you to tell me what you think about when you masturbate."

Lalo smiled, his eyes sparkling with a mixture of mischief and desire. His hand moved to gently caress your thigh as he leaned closer again, his voice dropping to a husky whisper. "Mmm… Do you want to know what goes through my mind when I pleasure myself? How deliciously naughty."

He shifted in his chair, settling slightly as he took a more comfortable position. Her gaze riveted on you, her low, seductive voice sounded like music to your ears. "When I touch myself, my thoughts often drift to you, my love... Imagining your soft lips on mine, your hands exploring every inch of my body." He paused for effect, a mischievous smile playing on his lips.

He unbuckled his belt as he kept his dark gaze on you, you could tell how his cock was begging to be released from his blue jeans, as his erection popped and showed as hard as it was, he reached up to you and extended his hand towards your face

"Do me the honor, little love…" his mischievous smile remained on his face, his mustache curved in such a way that he looked as attractive as he had ever looked before.

Without hesitation, you helped him lubricate his hand so he could work better, licking his salty palm as you lingered on his fingers, increasing his arousal

"I'm also thinking of taking control... Domination…" His voice took on a darker tone as he continued, bringing his hand lubricated with your saliva and massaging the tip of his aching cock with need "I imagine tying your hands and teasing you relentlessly until you beg me to release you..." A glint of dominance danced in his eyes as he described the scenario, as shameless as he could only be.

His hand moved slowly and precisely, just as he was fascinated by it, you could feel how his grip was hard and firm, almost as if he wanted to feel as much pressure as possible "I imagine your pretty little pussy squeezing me… Your sweet little mouth taking all of my cock…. How hot you feel around me."

Lalo normally didn't usually masturbate and ejaculate instantly, not when he was so imaginative and preferred to think of erotic scenarios while pleasuring himself, but under your hungry gaze and the thrill of the moment, it didn't take him long to release several whitish spurts that spread all over his shirt and hand. Panting due to his intense climax so sudden but powerful.

⸻Nacho

Nacho felt a surge of surprise at your request, but he kept his cool. He understood that intimacy could take different forms for different partners and was willing to explore new experiences with you. "If that's something you're interested in, mi amor…" he replied softly, his voice tinged with curiosity and desire. "I'm open to trying it. Watching you watch me pleasure myself… Mmm."

He leaned closer, placing a soft kiss on the corner of your lips "Tell me exactly how you would like me to do this for you? Should I undress slowly? Or should I start touching myself right away?"

"I think I just want to see you giving yourself pleasure… Like you would any day…"

Ignacio placed one of his hands on her thigh as his other hand slid down to her groin area. With deliberate slowness, he began stroking himself through his pants, rubbing the bulge that had formed there.

A soft moan escaped Nacho's lips as he leaned back in the chair, letting himself be carried away by the pleasure. "Normally, I don't usually do this... Not when I can have you at any time…" he confessed breathlessly. "But when I do, I think of your soft touch…. Your eager mouth…"

His movements became more pronounced as he continued to stroke himself through the fabric, each movement accompanied by shudders of pleasure coursing through his body.

"Do you like seeing me like this? Seeing how you affect me?" he asked, his voice laced with desire and a hint of vulnerability. "Tell me… What does it do to you?"

"It's amazing… Listening to your fantasies…" Your deep voice managed to increase the excitement inside his pants "Do you think about how tight I am around you?"

Nacho grunts and has to unbutton his pants apt to free his aching cock, massaging it without lubrication as he takes advantage of your voice to feed his fantasies "All the time… I do it all the fucking time…"

But masturbation wasn't something that satisfied Nacho, he needed more and almost watched you with pleading eyes as he begged "Please… Help me here…"

[richeeduvie]

do any of the BCS boys try to influence what their girl watches on tv? Like maybe it’s too scary, or it’s the news, or something- but they have like parent blocks on channels they think are bad for them or that would upset them

The twins DEFINITELY make sure that Dulce doesn't watch any news channels during the earlier parts of their relationship. Maybe big news stations, but local or state-issued ones. Leonel's a bit less controlling. If there's a violent movie or scene on and Dulce's just...continuing to watch it, he'll be confused. He'll stare at her a little, or for a awhile to watch her reactions, but if she's comfortable, he won't do anything. Marco, on the other hand, is a bit more protective.

He'll fully just change the channel or cover her eyes. Dulce finds it amusing, Leonel finds it to be an overreaction. He simply doesn't enjoy it lol. So they'll fight each other a little over it, their girl will have to get in between.

Tuco's outwardly against Cielito watching anything gory or violent. Yes, in his head, she's perfect - but he knows she isn't a child and she isn't pure like one, she can handle - whatever, he just doesn't think she should be going out of her way to watch bloody messes, not when he's gotta deal with it every day. He doesn't want that and her to blur.

"Cielito, the hell we gotta watch this for?"

"You like these movies."

"...You at me and look at you."

But in the way he gets invested in the reality tv and cheesy dramas she watches, Tuco slowly comes to accept the way she can watch and get excited over the violence with him. Her calls on how 'gross' it all is, her ewwsssss and such, it becomes cute rather than Tuco's cue to turn it off and make sure she's okay.

Lalo will be blunt. He'll say, over and over and over again, Princesa - are you sure you wanna watch something like that? Why not one of your movies?

Then, he'll just sigh and kiss her head when his girl gets adamant she can handle. Then he'll laugh and pinch her nipples every time it's obvious she's getting squeamish and scared.

"I told you! Turn this off."

"No!"

"...Huh??"

[lachiennearoo]

Taking a break from big projects to make this fake hypothetical cover for a fake hypothetical Salamanca movie/show prequel (outside the two women who are OCs, guess who's who!!)

[nachito-ink]

Chapters: 1/20 Fandom: Better Call Saul (TV), Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Eduardo "Lalo" Salamanca/Ignacio "Nacho" Varga, Domingo "Krazy-8" Molina/Joaquin Salamanca, Mike Ehrmantraut/Jimmy McGill | Saul Goodman, More to be added - Relationship Characters: Eduardo "Lalo" Salamanca, Tuco Salamanca, Joaquin Salamanca, Marco Salamanca, Leonel Salamanca, Mike Ehrmantraut, Jimmy McGill | Saul Goodman, Domingo "Krazy-8" Molina, Ignacio "Nacho" Varga, Kim Wexler, Kim Wexler's Mother, Hank Schrader (mentioned), Marie Schrader (mentioned), Jo (Better Call Saul), Amber (Better Call Saul) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Pride and Prejudice, Drama & Romance, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Family Drama, Ballroom Dancing, Ladies and Gentlemen, Dancing, Possibly Unrequited Love, Crushes, Courting Rituals, Angst and Romance, Female Jimmy McGill | Saul Goodman, Salamanca boys are called daughters and sisters, but are all men, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Minor Violence, Slow Burn, Siblings, No Underage Sex, Every Salamanca daughter is over 18, Opium, Implied/Referenced Drug Use Series: Part 1 of Prejudice and Deception Summary:

In this Pride and Prejudice-inspired fic, Lalo Salamanca finds himself unexpectedly drawn to Ignacio Varga, a brooding newcomer with a sharp, distant manner that both intrigues and irritates him. As their paths continue to cross, Lalo is torn between fascination and frustration, unable to ignore the pull Ignacio has on him.

[bxritliebert]

[Se habla español también]

Basically an introduction to my Tumblr, to satisfy the likes of people from different fandoms

💌-Soon I will be adding links to my other social networks, when I get more people and interactions

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I will write about Breaking Bad and its derivatives! I'm also in the Jojos fandom, those two are my forte, But I'll be happy to play any fandom, if I don't know about it, I'll let you know!!

💌-Mi idioma principal es el español/ My main language is English

-About me-

¡Hello, welcome to my Tumblr, my name is [unintelligible], but you can call me Britt!

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[jeandejard3n]

Better Call Saul: Saul's Redemptio

[abliafina-18782]

AO3 First Lines Tag Game

tagged by my dearest @xihe1874​ 💕🥺 Thank you for tagging me darling, it was honestly really fun to go through my old fics and see how I’ve evolved ✨

Rules: Share the first lines of ten of your most recent fanfics and tag ten people. If you have written fewer than ten, don’t be shy and share anyway.

Here we go people:

Wrap Me In Plastic & Make Me Shine (Goldrose)

In recent times, I seem to have a predicament of ending up in strange situations. What is it that they say about red flags? Something used to indicate that I should stop in my tracks because there is danger ahead. At this point, I really should ask myself if it’s in my nature to attract all the sick fucks. 

dance with the Devil (Lacho)

It was just Nacho’s luck he had to deal with another Salamanca. The family was like a bunch of hydras. You cut one head off and two more grew back instantly. Getting Tuco locked up spawned Hector, and immobilizing Hector sent Eduardo Salamanca to him.

Captain Mitchell (IceMav)

Pete Mitchell was a man with simple needs. He didn’t need a fancy house or a fancy job, he didn’t need lots of money to be happy with his life. The only thing Pete wanted, the only thing he had ever wanted was to fly.

Sunshine & Roses (Hangster)

Jake Seresin wasn't a shy person, he liked to think he had a talent for making people comfortable. He was social and outgoing, he knew his smile could win over just about anyone.

Effulgent (IceMav)

“Does Iceman ever smile?”

Maverick laughed, earning him a confused glare. Just like when Iceman was in the air, he was always in control of his features. If only they knew.

Raspberry Beret (IceMav)

Symbols were stupid. Everyone had a symbol that was supposed to help them find their one and only, their true match. You would think that a symbol would be something meaningful, like a sun or a mountain top, except life was never that easy.

Tomcat (IceMav)

Maverick was used to unexpected things happening in his hangar out in the desert. The dry climate often brought dust storms, and then he had to panic and close everything down to not let any sand in the engines of his beloved aircraft and motorcycles.

a Seresin serenade (Hangster)

Jake 'Hangman' Seresin didn't do gifts. He never knew what to give someone for their birthday or Christmas or any other event that granted gift giving. Not that it was for lack of trying!

hold my hand (IceMav)

"This is a nice moment, let's not ruin it."

Even though there was a smile on the other man’s lips, Iceman saw that Maverick struggled to hold back the tears. The simple question brought back so many memories, memories of simpler times.

melting the Ice (IceMav)

There weren't a lot of things that got under Tom "Iceman" Kazansky's skin. It was the very reason he'd gotten his infamous callsign. You could be up in his face, screaming about the world coming to an end, and he wouldn't even bat an eye.

tagging: @yurayuramiharin @thestarlitnight @flowersonmymind1016 @saengak absolutely no pressure my lovelies to do this <333

[tucosalamancaofficial]

ooc i just want to write a whole fanfic about tuco. his struggle with meth and anger issues, his relationship and protectiveness of his family, my headcanon of his dad khs...

he was just so surface level and used for shock value i just want to see this very lonely man hanging on to his tio that he keeps dissapointing and his abuela he keeps his real job from

his abandomnent issues and how he values loyalty and respect are clearly linked, does he consider his dad’s death a betrayal? has he been betraued by someone else? what happened to his mom?

the rest of the salamancas is either scared of him or don’t like him because he’s "crazy". what if they shut him out because of that? what if they don’t trust him? does he feel left out?

idk why i think about his life so much but I think it’d be interesting to talk about him more

the brba and bcs teams really made beautiful characters man

[dead-fandom-imagines]

Chapter one is officially up!! I’m so sorry this took so long, I wanted to publish this on the 8th but got sidetracked with a lot of things this past weekend. But here you go!!

I hope all of you enjoy and I can’t wait to get the next chapter up!

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Better Call Saul (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Eduardo "Lalo" Salamanca/Original Female Character(s), Jimmy McGill | Saul Goodman/Kim Wexler Characters: Original Characters, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Jimmy McGill | Saul Goodman, Eduardo "Lalo" Salamanca, Mike Ehrmantraut, Gustavo Fring, Ignacio "Nacho" Varga, Howard Hamlin, Hector Salamanca, Tuco Salamanca, Domingo "Krazy-8" Molina, Marco Salamanca, Leonel Salamanca, Manuel Varga, Francesca Liddy, Eladio Vuente, Juan Bolsa, Huell Babineaux, Abuelita Salamanca Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Partners to Lovers, Partners in Crime, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Married Life, Fake Marriage, Two Bad People Falling In Love, Spoilers, Pre-Canon, Eventual Smut, Eventual Romance, Eventual Sex Summary:

In the year 2004, Lalo Salamanca is pronounced dead by the Mexican Police when they find a charred body on his ranch with half a dozen other corpses surrounding the land. And his wife, Alessandra Vuente, daughter of Don Eladio, heiress to a billion-dollar criminal empire, and mother of the modern drug trade has left the comfort of her home in Mexico to the rat-infested hills of Alberqurque to find out who exactly put the hit on him.

But the truth is, Lalo isn't dead, and this isn't a revenge story. Not yet anyway. Because the story doesn't begin until Alessandra is found by Lalo on Don Eladio's ranch a decade before, wielding an ax, and slicing it straight through a man's face without so much of a wince. With her dress bloodied and a weapon massed in brain matter, Lalo has just found that spark he has been missing for so very long. A tangled love affair, mixed with drugs, violence, and gore, and terrorizing the DEA in more ways than one.

[seraphtrevs]

Any recommendation for Lacho fanfic, the last one I've read was "What comes next?" I really love it. I know your fanfictions as well

Thanks a lot I need more Lacho fics before finishing mine as well

What Comes Next is absolutely phenomenal (and I owe feedback on it. 😅) Incredible prose, exquisite characterization, smoking hot sex - everyone, go read it if you haven't!

All of the rest of my recs are going to be from the early days of Lacho - I kind of fell off reading fic. I have a million things bookmarked that I will get to reading eventually!

I think you should start at the very beginning with Bait, the first Lacho fic! This author has some of the sexiest Lacho fics out there - The Catharsis series and A Collar By Any Other Name are two of my favorites

By A Thread is a bleak look into Nacho's psyche - beautiful, moody writing that leaves you haunted

Burmese Boxing is an intricate and subtle character study of Nacho - very deftly done with lines that still live in my head

If you longed for a post-Something Unforgivable confrontation, awake has got you covered. All of this author's fics are very introspective and poetic. pyrophile is another favorite - a character study focusing on Lalo this time

And Yet Here We Are is a softer, more hopeful look at Lacho for when you need a break from tragedy. nos separamos a medianoche contains Lacho so I can rec it here, although the focus is more on Lalo/Ciro - it's so sweet and melancholy, and there are descriptions so beautiful they take my breath away

The Manitoba series makes me crazy with how good it is. The writing is on another level. If you ever dreamed of a future with Lalo and Nacho trying and failing to kill each other over the years, this one is for you

The Learning Curve is an absolute delight - I love the look into Lalo's past and what shaped him into the fascinating maniac we all know and love. There's a really fun Amber and Jo interlude too! I also enjoy this author's Rumors and Hearsay series, featuring Tuco - an extremely underused character

for love, i will handle your sins involves a post-Something Unforgivable Lacho reunion that is somehow both sinister and sweet at the same time - very sexy and very satisfying

The Spider and the Fly has the very fun premise of Lalo and Nacho as vampire and slayer in 1890s Mexico. The Salamancas are so vampire coded, and it's fun to see these guys in a completely different context

[krokonoko]

Lacho fake marriage AU outline

@sob-dylan after your messages I spent the entire day thinking about that Lalo/Nacho fake dating/marriage AU and while I can’t give this fandom the 30 chapter slow burn fanfic it deserves, I can give you my rundown of one!

Lalo’s an ambitionless spoilt little brat in his mid 40’s who always thought he could just coast through life, party and have a good time and fuck whoever he wants. Which was the case, until he screws up really bad and it’s revealed to everyone in no unclear details that he’s gay as the night is dark. He thought it wouldn’t be a big deal, that tio Hector would just turn a blind eye to it like he usually does. But this time, it’s different, and Lalo is running danger of getting disowned - in a best case scenario.

And that… actually hurts Lalo. Pissed and sulky that his own family, who he’d do everything for, is so ready to just throw him out over something as trivial as this, he actually starts developing some ambition. They wanna disown him? They won’t be able to, if he’s their boss. He’s gonna show them. He’s gonna show them all.

So he actually starts rivalling Hector’s son for position of Don Hector’s successor. (I’d say Hector never ended up in a wheelchair cuz he’d lend himself perfectly for an antagonistic power in the story.) There’s just one problem: Lalo’s got to be married for the job. Now he COULD just get himself a fake girlfriend - or he could piss everyone who spurned him off even more and get married to a guy. Now all he needs to do is find a man whom he trusts completely, who can handle himself in sticky situations, and who is ready to set foot into the lion’s den that is the Salamanca family and the cartel business.

What better candidate than dear Ignacio.

Nacho is of course not exactly enthusiastic about the proposal, and no promises of material wealth will change his mind. So Lalo strikes a deal with him. Complete immunity for Nacho and his dad, protection from within and outside of the Salamanca family, even after their business has concluded. Which it will, after Lalo has reached his goals, and then Nacho is free to go his merry way. Nacho agrees, under one more condition: Any physical affection happening between them is purely for show, and the moment they are in private, he will NOT let Lalo lay a single finger on him. He’s no hooker, and he will most definitely not become Lalo’s little plaything.

They shake hands on it, and before Nacho knows it, he’s in Mexico, at the Salamanca’s place, and the wedding preparations are already underway. Oh my god this would be my fav part because Nacho would be introduced to Lalo’s buddies, cuz you KNOW he’s got a huge circle of syccopha- I mean friends at home that he hangs out with all day. They laugh at all his jokes and they play poker with him and Lalo has missed them SO MUCHHH. Anyway, this would be. SUCH a good opportunity. To come up with some female Salamancas. Does Lalo have sisters? WHAT ABOUT LALO’S MOM. I WOULD FUCKING LOVE to read about Lalo’s mom. I bet she’s amazing, just as much of a spoilt little drama queen as he is, and Lalo is a TOTAL mommy’s boy, no one can convince me otherwise. (Maybe his dad has been out of the picture for a while, cuz I would really like to push this whole Hector-is-Lalo’s-father-figure angle.)

ANYWAY, back to Lalo and his mom. She’s a tough as nails lady, lofty and reserved, but overly protective of her son. They’re super close and affectionate with each other and it’s so weird for Nacho to see cause he thinks it’s the first time that he sees Lalo with someone that he seems to. Genuinely… CARE about?? Except for Hector, that is. But mamá is not a huge fan of Lalo getting married to Nacho, she can’t understand what the FUCK her son is doing there, she begs him to PLEASE stay under the radar with his caprices and tries to talk him out of it.

This in turn only goads on Lalo. He’s getting more and more tired of the way he’s being treated. It’s not that he actually has enough social awareness to deplore his family’s homophobia. For him, this is personal. He’s been a good boy, he’s loved his family and been loyal to them all his life, he’s kept his desires on the down low for all these years, now they’re turning on him because of one measly slip up?? He’s fed up, betrayed, and he’s gonna show them. And totally not win back their respect or anything, this is not what this is about at all, noooo~

There would of course be more Salamancas, most of them taking issue with the marriage, but I do absolutely adore the idea of overly supportive Tuco!! Just THINK about it, everyone greeting the newly married couple awkwardly or even with slight hostility, only Tuco barrels in like “YEEAHHH, where’s my favorite cousin?? You and my man here? You be good! Nacho, you’ll do good by Lalo, right? Riiiight!” And everyone grows more uncomfortable by the minute while Tuco can’t read a room for shit and he’s having SUCH a ball, he’s so PUMPED it’s not even funny.

There’d be all this tension between Nacho and the other Salamancas in the weeks after the wedding, it would be glorious.

And of course there’s the matter of Nacho and Lalo having to pretend they’re married for. Other reasons than a cold and calculated agreement. They don’t spend their entire day together, both taking care of various dealings. Nacho gets incorporated in the Salamanca’s business this side of the border and proves himself just as much of a reliable associate as he has been up North.

But whenever possible, they have to have dinner together, breakfast together, and sleep in the same bed. Fortunately, they’re both professional enough to arrange themselves with the situation quickly. Lalo is sometimes a bit flirty about it, but when Nacho makes clear that he doesn’t appreciate the come-ons, Lalo backs off.

Of course Lalo still reserves his right to fuck whoever he wants, just that he has to go back to being absolutely stealth about it. Only Nacho and his lovers know about it, and it’s not that Nacho disagrees with anything that’s happening, he’s not enough into Lalo to get jealous (yet), but this is starting to look a little bit weird to him, especially when he finds out that this is how it’s been for Lalo all his life.

Nacho doesn’t understand much about social awareness either, but he knows a repressed gay when he sees one. He gets all these insights into Lalo’s life, into how he grew up, and Nacho can’t help feeling at least the slightest bit of sympathy for how Lalo had to deny himself his entire life. Him being bi wasn’t always easy either, but at least he’s not a Salamanca! …Or at least, he didn’t use to be. Maybe Nacho talks about it to some of Lalo’s buddies, some of who maybe have even known Lalo since childhood, and who have seen him struggle with this all his life.

Just… UGH, this would be the perfect opportunity to explore just how much self-denial and internalized phobias have wreaked havoc in Lalo’s head! Because if you try to approach this from Lalo’s PoV, he’s not gonna see it at ALL. A river in Egypt, baby, that’s where Lalo is about this. He’s fine, he’s FINE, he’S   F I N E, he didn’t have dreams about tio Hector shooting him in the face as a kid after that incident in the desert back when he was ten, no, he’s fine, HE’S FINE!!! But his buddies? They’re probably not the princes of social graces either, but they have EYES and maybe one or two of them give enough of a shit about Lalo to actually have noticed what’s going on, and it would be so good to have them reveal that knowledge to Nacho!

So while Nacho starts seeing Lalo in a slightly different light (we’re talking VERY slightly, repressed gay or not, he’s still a murderous sociopath), but still, there’s part of him that grows protective over Lalo. They spend a couple of months together, and Nacho is starting to settle. He only has one half of a bed instead of a whole one, but other than that, the tasks are much the same as they used to be, the goddamn luxury in which he’s suddenly living doesn’t hurt either, and it’s almost scary how easy it is to get used to all of this.

Lalo’s PDAs don’t bother him, and neither do the hostile stares. This is his role, and he’s gonna play it. There would be so much time and space for lots of power play between Nacho and Hector here, or Nacho and the other Salamancas, and it would be a thing of beauty. They live their lives under the ever watchful and suspicious eyes of Hector Salamanca, and Nacho and Lalo are starting to form an excellent team. No one can really do anything against them cuz their work is solid as all hell, and Nacho’s growing more confident by the minute.

There’s just one problem, and that’s the fact that Lalo behaving all respectful towards him and the casual kisses they sometimes share to keep up appearances are kinda starting to linger on Nacho’s mind. Lalo takes actions that show Nacho that he was being absolutely serious about protecting him as part of their deal, and Nacho can’t remember the last time someone protected him.

Nacho becomes a bit less strict about the no-body-contact-in-private policy, lets Lalo give him a massage when he’s all tense and returns the favor, and it’s not lost on him that Lalo does express some signs of attraction towards him, though he explains it away with Lalo just being. You know. Lalo.

There’s just one problem. It’s been forever since Nacho has seen Manuel, and Nacho really feels like he should check up on him. But he knows it’s against their agreement for him to just go back to New Mexico whenever he feels like it. So he offers a mutual breaching of their rules: Lalo lets Nacho go to New Mexico for a couple of days, and in return, Nacho will sleep with Lalo. This is of course an offer that Nacho makes while already climbing into Lalo’s lap, just to hasten the decision making.

But after letting Nacho squirm for a second, Lalo declines. He gently pushes Nacho away and says that tio Hector wouldn’t be happy at all if Nacho just ran off like that. Why don’t they just take a little vacation together? And Nacho is like: “A vacation. In New Mexico.” And Lalo is like “Yeah idk either we’re gonna be bored out of our damn minds!” And Nacho actually laughs. He’s not happy about having to take Lalo with him, but it’s better than nothing.

So they go to New Mexico together, which officially counts as a road trip and I am a very happy boy. There’s gonna be endless mariachi songs and Lalo singing along, fun for everyone! They rent a little vacation home in Abq for a couple days, and Nacho invites Manuel over for dinner. Nacho is super nervous beforehand, but Lalo talks him down, tells him about how his cooking will immediately convince Manuel that he’s got himself the perfect son in law, and Nacho almost appreciates the sentiment - if only it were that easy.

Lalo lets Manuel in, and the most awkward dinner of all time ensues. Lalo aggressively tries to make conversation while Manuel and Nacho eat their food in complete silence, the tension between them so thick you could cut it with a knife. After the main course, Lalo excuses himself to, idk, look after the dessert that he left out on the patio table to cool. 

Finally, Nacho asks Manuel how the shop is, and Manuel is preeetty taciturn, just says yeah, it’s fine, and then Manuel opens his mouth and he’s just. So aghast at. Everything transpiring in front of him. Ignacio, what is going on here. You went to Mexico? Got married? To a man your dad’s never even seen? And half a year later you suddenly show up and wanna have dinner together?

And Nacho knows he is kidding himself if he thinks this is just magically gonna fix anything, but he just wanted to make sure his dad is okay. And concerning the man he married… well. He said who he is, right?

But Manuel’s like, he said his name was… Lalo?

And it finally dawns on Nacho that Manuel’s got no clue who he’s having dinner with. And Nacho just. Puts his face in his hands as if he could just hide, from this conversation, from his dad, from everything, and he murmurs: “Eduardo Salamanca.”

And his dad, he’s so deeply shocked, he just stares, and in that moment it really hits Nacho that through all these months of getting accustomed and settling in, through all the calculating and scheming that’s ruled his mindset day after day, he has forgotten who it is that he shares a bed with every night, even if it’s just symbolical.

“Salamanca”, he hears his dad repeat incredulously, and it’s like he’s seen this all before and he wants to say it, he wants to say that he’s doing all this just for his papá, but he can’t, and no matter what he does he won’t win his father’s love back, especially not with stunts like this, and when Manuel gets up to leave, Nacho can only follow him half-heartedly and watch him drive away into the night from the door, until his taillight vanishes in the dark.

Along comes Lalo, all chipper and acting completely clueless, like, what have I missed? Oh, your dad left so soon? What a shame, now he’s gonna miss dessert! But Nacho’s not listening, he’s leaving, getting his car keys, and Lalo… actually lets him.

Nacho just needs a couple of hours alone, driving through his hometown, and he’s lucky there’s so little traffic cuz he can barely see through the blur that’s suddenly befallen his vision, and he drives, and drives, past his old school, past Tampico Furniture, until it’s late in the night.

When he gets back, Lalo’s fallen asleep on the couch, and Nacho crawls on top of him, and starts kissing him, and he just doesn’t care, he needs this right now, he’s just desperate for something, anything.

Of course it doesn’t mean shit. It was just what Nacho needed, nothing more, nothing less. And when Lalo offers a little trip the next day, Nacho is glad to have something take his mind off of last night. Not that it was bad. Quiiite the opposite. He still has bite marks all over his neck and when he sees Lalo hop under the shower he notices the dark red streaks all the way down his back and uhm YES that is a THING that Nacho FEELS and MAYBE he just bit his lip at the sight but yeah. MAYBE he hit rock bottom yesterday night and then proceeded to have the most mindless, hottest sex of his entire life. Maybe. I just need Lalo and Nacho to be so sexually compatible in all the best and most horrible ways.

They take the trip back and somehow, with every mile away from Abq, Nacho’s dark thoughts dissipate a little bit more, as he returns into a world where he understands the problems, and he can handle them, and he’s in control, and he doesn’t owe anyone any explanations or emotional debts. 

This is where all the dramatic shit could happen, like Nacho taking on harder jobs, going on a shootout with the twins, or Lalo getting back from a deal gone wrong, or them having to pull off some dangerous stunt together, and there’s bullets flying and blood and injuries and fretting over the other one’s life and pulling each other out of harm’s way and don’t you dare die on me we still haven’t reached our goal yet we’ve come so far godDAMNIT DON’T YOU DARE!

And when Nacho wakes up, bandages all over, he expects to be alone, but instead there’s Lalo, who’s fallen asleep by his bedside, and. It makes Nacho feel all sorts of things, but he’s not ready, not yet, to acknowledge this. Also he’s just seen Lalo shoot three guys while grinning like a maniac so that’s a thing. 

Nacho’s in it for the long haul now, and he stays with Lalo through hardships and dangers. He eliminates every threat to Lalo effectively and efficiently and helps him on his rise to power. When someone schemes against Lalo, Nacho sniffs it out and saves him. When Hector or his son have plans to move against Lalo, Nacho’s there to thwart them. 

In time, the violent lifestyle he’s exposed to affects him less and less outwardly, though it doesn’t stop leaving marks on his psyche. Days blend together, and Nacho alternates between a life of domesticity and that of a crime lord with ease now. And when he beats a guy that he was supposed to torture into revealing information into a bloody pulp because his mind has turned into scorching rage against absolutely everything and everyone, when he wrests the canister from Lalo’s hand, douses the entire house in gasoline and flicks the match in with a dark and merciless glint in his eyes, it only takes until they’re back by the car that Lalo shoves him on the backseat and kisses him so hard and deep it feels like he’s drowning, the smell of gasoline and ash still fresh on their skin.

Idk whether Hector dies of natural causes, or whether Gus swoops in as a final boss to take care of him, but after Lalo and Nacho have reached their goal, and they could end it, they find new aims, like taking down Don Eladio, taking down Gus, new excuses, just like Nacho has always found excuses not to run away from the Salamancas. Lalo and Nacho are both uprooted and looking for closure, through the years, they’ve grown closer than they ever anticipated, know each other better than anyone else. 

And without realizing it, Nacho himself is slowly turning more and more into a true Salamanca.

[genocidehim]

Could I please request tuco with a shy sweet reader and perhaps nsfw if you don’t mind please.

notes: reader is female, smut, masturbation in public, Tuco I love you I would give my life for you. words: 705

Tuco didn't know he had a type of ideal girl until he met you, all shy and gentle despite his obvious attempts to intimidate you. You were sweet like a candy he wanted to lick and bite. Very soft, he longed to touch and pinch you at every moment.

When he managed to get into your pants, he caught you instantly. You, his little girlfriend, always sat with him while he counted the money from the meth sold. He always liked that you were by his side because you were good with the calculator and your handwriting was pretty enough to write down the collected money in an account notebook. Everyone in the Cartel knew you as Tuco's little pet, even though he hated that nickname for you.

During an empty and lonely afternoon at Michoacano, you were sitting next to him at one of the tables that were attached to the wall, very close to the reception. Tuco had finished counting the money and you were writing the sums in the notebook. He watched you silently as he noticed how cute and tender you looked while writing with the pastel pink pencil he had given you. His girl was a cute little thing to admire, but the need began to hit him when he saw you stretch your tired legs and your skirt rose a bit above your thighs. He felt the need to touch you and so he did, his hand slid cautiously under the table and he began to caress your right thigh with his rough palms, which made you let out a small cry of surprise and close your legs in response, giving him a look of anger that was quite cute.

"Don't look at me like that, sweetheart..." his deep voice sweetened your ears and instantly heated your pussy.

In response, you only pouted and tried to keep writing down the numbers, but it was difficult with Tuco's hand slipping under your skirt and trying to find a way to touch your intimate area. When you opened your thighs a bit, he took advantage and slid his hand towards your pussy, feeling immediately how hot and wet your panties were. That only motivated him even more to continue with his plan of groping you in public.

His brazen fingers began to slide over your clothed clit and made circles while you tried to write the numbers in the notebook with a trembling hand, ending up making scribbles as you wrote with involuntary moans that you tried to stifle.

"Tuco… Not here… we're in public" your soft voice tried to utter a coherent sentence between the small involuntary moans you released.

He seemed to ignore you because in an instant he had already moved your panties aside and his hand had found a place inside your pussy. Now his fingers were touching your wet folds and pulsating clit directly, causing your hips to move in time with his fast and generous movements.

"I don't care if others see us, everyone should be able to hear how cute you sound when you moan…"

When his movements began to intensify and his hand started to cup your pussy so his fingers could delve inside your folds, you had already lost the battle. You leaned your trembling arms on the table and tried in every possible way to control your moans, but your hips were focused on following his movements to feel him closer.

Tuco felt hard just by seeing you lose control under his hand. He felt powerful seeing how he could drive you crazy with just one hand while enjoying watching you move and moan in response. When you started reaching climax and your pussy dripped harder, he stopped the fast movements and kept caressing you with tenderness while you tried to recover from the orgasm. Your legs were shaking and your heart felt like it was outside of your chest, but the straw that broke the camel's back of your embarrassment was seeing Tuco pulling his hand out of your panties and taking it to his mouth to lick the product of your orgasm, smiling like an animal while tasting you and seeing you absolutely ashamed and timid in the process.

[richeeduvie]

yk the meme “putting cocaine in my lipgloss so when he kisses me he thinks im god”

i think cielito would do that for tucos birthday and oh boy the next day tuco body full of scratches and her waist ass and arms have bruises.

Why do I feel like Cielito very clean and controlled with her drug usage? I guess there can't be two drug crazies in their loving. She does coke twice a month and it's always very, very clean. She doesn't party or do much on it, it's more for...motivation purposes. Tuco think she's beautiful when she does it, but agrees with her limitations deep down.

But on his birthday, Cielito dabs white over her mouth - brings her Tucci bear in for a long, sweet kiss and he takes her in instantly, all groans and squeezes.

"Cielito?"

"It's alright, Tucci."

"...Fuck!"

He can't get enough of her. And funny cause the coke smothered on her lipstick is barely what he does in the hour, but it's on his Cielito's lips. She kisses him, and suddenly her body is even more of his than it already was.

And it bruises against the pink of her clothes. She'll scold and pout later, it might buy her another car.

[okashiras]

HOH MAY GAHD I;M SO SORRY ETO NA UMMM WAIT HMMMMM MY PAMILY I S THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSONS IN MY LIFE THANK U

THIS IS WHY MUGEN IS GREAT no proselytizing here shouNEN PROTAGs COULD NEVER

besides the animation logistics part, i’m usually just kkkk with stunts but this was so cool aaaaahh so dynamic

THERE HE IS!!!!! MY BOY!!!!!!!

his hair is longer than i anticipated i am vibrating more than i anticipated

where da nip????

and why???? fix your clothes???

sidenote: where do they keep getting boats to traverse to the island, and boaters to take them there, and do they pay them enough because i suspect no????

who am i kidding. coercion is definitely involved.

a meta moment. why do bishounens always gotta be the ones to suffer.

PLEASE I AM JUST A GIRL

i hate yall

i love yall

at least they’re alive........for some reason?? lmao

oh wow i’m surprised the ojii-san who takes care of seizo isn’t dead thank god

the closest mugen has gotten to an “i love you”/”i care about you”, i suspect

and this is jin’s

FINAL SHOT OF THE TRIO OH MYG OD SO BEAUTIFUL WOW NEW OUTFITS!!!! and i love the ed the song and the scenery and how peaceful everythig is 

some thoughts:

tbh, i didn’t care much for mugen’s final villain. yeah, it was specific to him because they were avenging something he did to them but it felt disconnected to the whole thing. (jin was fighting a man sent to kill the sunflower samurai)

these tuco and hector salamanca looking motherfuckers didn’t.....seem threatening. the only reason they had an upperhand was bc they got fuu in the beginning, otherwise, they didn’t seem any different than any foe they have encountered??

kinda felt like a joke as opposed to say, sara (who i think was like, the best villain (???) in the series tbh) like??? make me care about it?? i don’t know!! i guess!!! 

ok as i type i realize a tenacity to live also makes for a great villain. sara was determined to kill to see (lol) her son again and will stop at nothing!!! that makes u invested and worried for the hero. whereas these guys don’t care if they die, all they want is to exact their revenge on mugen. that’s......so pathetic in comparison. i’m not invested. i don’t care.

guess you can also argue that the lack of emotional stakes (???) for mugen’s final fight was to even show his being anti-proselytizing “there isn’t anything you can teach me the fuck??? i’ve been a living disgrace my whole life???”

i would also have wanted a more cohesive connection between the narrative of the trio like, perhaps the downfall of jin’s dojo had some sort of butterfly effect on the sunflower samurai and then fuu, etc?? or they could be separate, yeah, but a more permeating decay-of-warring-period-therefore-rendering-bushido-irrelevant themes going on

or maybe there was and i am just stupid

in any case, while i thoroughly enjoy the episodic adventure/shenanigans, it wouldn’t have hurt to drop more stuff that connect everything to the final arc

anyway, i am just so glad that the creators were kind to them and let them live. it could have easily gone the opposite direction in which they are both killed and only fuu lived to tell their tale.

on that note, i can just hc stuff abt what happens

and/or, u know, read fanfics (there’s a bunch, i already checked). i can finally stop avoiding them. i won’t be spoiled anymore. one of the few pros of finishing a series.

i will be thinking about this for a long time

[genocidehim]

BrBa/BCS MASTER LIST

indications for requests here!!

reader asks Tuco/Lalo/Nacho if she can watch him jerk off x

Lalo Salamanca

Lalo x Michoacano's owner's daughter

Lalo stalking the girl he has a crush on with his binoculars

Lalo obsessed with Don Eladio's maid

Lalo gives a ride to a lonely girl who was on the road

Lalo and Nacho steal you to be part of their throuple x Lalo and Nacho try to woo you

Casa tranquila worker catches Lalo's eye

Nacho Varga

Nacho goes soft on his friend with benefits

Nacho falls in love with a customer

Obsessive!Nacho

Nacho falls for Lalo's trophy wife. p.1 Part. 2

Su Obsesión p.1 Su Obsesión p.2 x

Nacho falls in love with Lalo’s younger sister

Tuco Salamanca

Tuco falls in love with one of his dealers, pt. 1 Tuco falls in love with one of his dealers, pt. 2

Tuco falling in love with his abuelita's home health aid worker

Tuco torturing someone who disrespected his girlfriend x

Telling Tuco that you’re pregnant

Tuco takes care of his sweet and shy girlfriend x

Tuco falling in love with a waitress at the restaurant

Tuco being gentle and sweet with the girl he likes after she gets insulted by someone

Marco and Leonel Salamanca

Marco and a nursing home worker have a sporadic encounter x

Marco and Leonel share the same girl x

Leonel having a crush

Howard Hamlin

Howard and his sweet new receptionist

[genocidehim]

Tuco falling in love with a waitress at the restaurant

notes: reader is female. words: 631

That argument with that damn dealer had put Tuco in a bad mood. Normally, that kind of problem didn't hurt the business, but that the asshole had been caught by the police while selling cocaine really got on Tuco's nerves, especially when he noticed that most of his workers were useless.

Nacho drove in silence as he took Tuco to Michoacano for the final collection of the month. It would be just two quiet hours where Tuco would have the opportunity to rest from the headaches while enjoying a cup of coffee. When they arrived, they noticed that the place was somewhat crowded, and that wasn't good. While Tuco waited outside, Nacho went in and spoke with the restaurant owner to clear the people out and keep the space empty away from prying eyes and ears. Within minutes, the customers left in a bad mood as the restaurant "closed" unexpectedly.

Tuco entered without bothering to greet the owner, took a seat at one of the tables in the middle, and Nacho sat beside him as they discussed how much money they expected to make that day.

You came out of the storage room with a broom and a shovel to clean the floor, wearing the restaurant's apron, and you seemed scared enough not to look at those two. As you tried to make as little noise as possible while sweeping the floor. Tuco noticed you instantly.

He hadn't seen you before, although, well, if he thought about it, he had never seen any other worker in the restaurant while he was there doing his job. He never risked having someone he didn't trust overhear his conversations. But when he saw you, he didn't feel bothered by your presence. Somehow, you managed to generate some interest in him when your anxious gaze did everything possible to avoid rising from the ground and looking at him, how you seemed somewhat clumsy while sweeping the floor due to the panic of being in the same place as those two. Tuco smiled playfully; you were interesting and cute enough to catch his attention.

Nacho didn't take long to hear your soft steps and turned to you with a stern look and a severe tone. "Didn't you hear, girl? The restaurant is closed, get out like your colleagues did."

"I'm sorry, I just… I need to clean the place before leaving…"

"Drop the damn broom and get out."

Tuco stopped Nacho and gave him a severe look, as if he was annoyed by how he had spoken to you.

"Let her finish, she's just cleaning the floor."

Nacho looked visibly confused by Tuco's request, even more so when he gave him a bewildered look and noticed the expression on Tuco's face, an expression he had never seen on him; he seemed fascinated.

You continued cleaning the place in silence, making a great effort not to be a nuisance. However, your presence didn't go unnoticed.

"Niña" Tuco raised his voice, capturing your and Nacho's attention, "Come here for a moment."

Your skin instantly tingled, and you feared receiving a reprimand for something. However, you obeyed and went to his table.

"Yes, sir?" When your gaze met Tuco's, he felt ecstatic.

Tuco smiled cunningly and observed you from below where he was sitting, his gaze traveled over your body and then returned to your eyes. "What's your name, sweetheart?"

When you gave him your name, he smiled complacently, and Nacho seemed to be witnessing something surreal by the stupefied expression on his face.

"I'm Tuco, delighted."

He extended his hand towards you and when you took it the size difference became present, he smiled as he firmly shook your small hand, feeling quite pleased to have you so close and almost submissive. He really was interested in you.