#tucknut rvb

[sabotourist]

i like Tucknut because on the surface they would be like, such an annoying couple to everyone around them. super obnoxious. constantly gossiping. can make everyone else go red with their innuendoes and dirty talk. utterly and completely shameless assholes just having the time of their lives

but underneath that, neither tucker nor donut are actually that good at being... open. at being open, honest, and vulnerable with themselves, much less other people.

i think a big part of their relationship, and the reason why it wouldn't fall apart or fizzle out, would be them having to learn to be open and to introspect a bit more.

for tucker to get more comfortable in asking for physical affection since (in my hc land) he's definitely super touchy-feely but would hate to let anyone know that. but donut would give that freely and gladly. for tucker to not force himself to look and act so tough all the time. to be able to accept looking "weak" from time-to-time

and for donut it'd be like, a safe space to complain. like really complain. to be able to vent about things without having to filter them through layers of entendres or obfuscate them through complaints about chipping a nail or whatever. to make him a bit less afraid to feel and show negative emotions. tucker fucking loves to call bullshit on things. i think he'd be good for donut like that. would be the one to validate his feelings, tell him he's right to be mad or upset or whatever else.

outwardly, they're that annoying couple, bane of everyone. annoying as fuck. but internally? i dunno mannnnn i think they'd just be really sweet together i'm going fucking crazy over them

and look i know i'm sailing alone (or with like, two other people. guy with the ghost roaster pfp, you're the GOAT) but i care very much about this lil watermelon-colored ship of mine (my first ever!) and i shall sail the seven seas with it

also they absolutely ship grimmons HARD

[rvb-relationship-royale]

RVB Romantic Relationship Royale- Round 3, Part 3, Poll 4

[akalegos]

ive been losing it.

[p0kern1ght]

is it a safe space to talk about how these 3 are so absolutely fantastically fucking

[hungry-skeleton]

I love tucknut

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

RARE PAIR WEEK DAY 3: "...and they were roommates!"

Normal Fantasy Dude Tucker x Divine Donut for the alt universe prompt :3c

Writing for the au below the cut!

Lavernius Tucker was not entirely sure how he got here, but he couldn’t be mad about it. He wasn’t a pious man. He wasn’t exactly the most devout follower of the gods. Honestly, he suspected the only reason he was allowed into the temples, into the inner chambers, was because of the sword he carried. Just his luck he found the damn thing, right? Right. Luck.

“Tucker? Is everything okay?” The Oracle asks, and Tucker grins. He may not be a religious man, but he is a damn lucky one. Evidence? Right here- the Oracle himself, divine figure of fate and fortune, the one who strikes true and sees through time itself. One of the fucking gods.

“I’m good, Donut,” Tucker answers, because fuck yeah he was on a casual name basis with a fucking god. Then he leans in, and presses a warm kiss to the side of Donut’s mouth, because he was also the god’s lover. Suck on that, everyone who said he’d never amount to anything. 

“You sure? If we need to stop-” Donut fusses, because that’s what he does. Over ten feet of pure divine power, and he worries like a sheepdog over kittens.

“I know our watchword, Donut,” Tucker says, stealing another kiss. Donut’s hands are warm around him, and they’re not really doing much (this time, at this moment, at least) but the gentle brush of Donut’s fingers against Tucker’s hair make it really hard to focus on anything except relaxing into that touch. Donut hums with a pout on his lips and Tucker shifts his weight so he’s kneeling as he leans up to wrap an arm around the back of Donut’s neck. If he asked, Tucker had the excuse of playing with the long hair that floated around Donut like a halo. But it turns out, the god of fate and fortune had a hard time reading people. All of time and space? Sure, no biggie, like reciting a story you’ve heard your entire life. But people? Their expressions, their body language? Donut was utterly blind to it. It was endearing, in a very strange surreal way. It made him so…well. Human. Tucker runs his fingers through the thick locks of Donut’s hair, watching the small motion ripple out to the ends where it faded to soft gold. 

“I was just thinkin’, ya know? About how lucky I am,” Tucker grins wider, and Donut looked some awkward mix between curious and embarrassed. He thought he was sooo subtle. “Lucky to survive some of the shit I’ve seen, lucky to find this sword, lucky to be assigned to your temples…” 

Tucker pauses and lets his other hand slide down Donut’s shoulder, over the soft silk-like fabric of his tunic. Donut’s good eye, the one that witnesses the present world around him, follows the motion as best it can. When he can’t watch Tucker’s hand, Donut turns his attention to watching his face.

“Right…lucky,” Donut repeats, and Tucker loves watching the blush creep up into the god’s pointed ears. He just makes it so easy!

“Mhm,” Tucker is leaning in again, Donut watching him intently, but he isn’t done talking just yet. “If I didn’t know better, I’d think someone with some strings to pull was watching out for me. Nudging things to go just so, yeah? Making sure I’d end up in the right place, at the right time,”

“Would it bother you? If that were the case? Cau-cause I’m sure if it was- and I’m not saying that it is- I’m sure he-I-they’d only have your best interests at heart. But if you wanted them-him-them to stop-” Donut stumbles over his words, and Tucker lets him, for a beat, before he laughs.

“I don’t mind. I like having luck on my side, after all. Best kind of company there is, from what I heard. Besides, Luck is pretty damn cute, especially when he gets all flustered,”

“I- you- Tucker!”

Lavernius Tucker was not a devout or pious man. He was, however, a damn lucky one.

[c2dpy]

i havent opened tumblr and tucknut is now semi-popular im not crazy this wasnt a thing before right. because i wouldve know. because i FUCKING LOVE TUCKNUT OH MY GOD

-phallic sword

-doubleenternde

shipnames i think about^

[justtkatt]

Hi guys here to feed you with some rvb doodles

Sorry Req’s are taking a long time, college has gotten real busy and I’ve been prioritizing that. But i’ll get back on it asap!

[sabotourist]

watermelon besties okay they are besties grimmons is their soap opera they will gossip together tucker will say rude dismissive shit and donut responds to it like he said normal shit likewise tucker can translate the crazy right out of what donut says its just that he doesnt also they know how to make an entire room super uncomfortable with innuendos and entendres and they are not afraid to do so. tucker acts like he hates donut but actually he is very fond fuckin fight me

They barely interact with each other in canon but in my mind Tucker and Donut have the same dynamic as Scott Pilgrim and Wallace Wells. They’re besties and nobody understands how or why, but it works.

[sabotourist]

watermelon babies

[rvb-relationship-royale]

RVB Romantic Relationship Royale- Round 4, Part 3, Poll 2

[cryo-genics]

just realized as a multi-shipper, ive never actually made a list of my top fav RvB ships!!!!

so ima do that now. with very little explanation

TOP FAVS (I WILL DIE FOR THESE)

Grimmons (Grif/Simmons)

Tuckington (Tucker/Washington)

Chex (Church/Texas)

Logrimmons (Grif/Simmons/Locus)

Locix (Locus/Felix [but only as a really stupid toxic relationship where they hate one another but are completely codependent unfortunately] )

Chucker (Church/Tucker)

Chexboose (Church/Texas/Caboose)

Yorklina (York/Carolina)

Mainewash (Maine/Washington)

Docnut (Doc/Donut)

OTHERS I ENJOY (i like these, i can see them/think they're silly)

Traingears (Caboose/Lawrence [yes, it's my oc and not canon and only i ship it, but lemme have this!! they're cute!😡😡])

Simmons/Donut

Washboose (Washington/Caboose)

Poly Blue Team (Tucker/Washington/Caboose)

Wrif / Wrifboose (Washington/Grif /Caboose)

Sarge/Dr. Grey

Tucker/Simmons

Sharknut (Sharkface/Donut)

Temple/Sharkface

Tucknut (Tucker/Donut)

Pastrytrain (Donut/Caboose)

Yorkdakota (York/North) [i also like when it's a polycule with Wash, but Mainewash does take priority]

Florida/Wyoming

Merc Polycule (Locus/Sharkface/Felix/Siris)

Pastrytrain (Caboose/Donut)

Locus/Lopez

i relatively enjoy every ship and tend to be open minded about them all, so if you got any fun ones you wanna throw my way, lemme know 😈😈

[hipstersoulgushers]

rvb really has hit ship names like:

washnut tuckball tucknut docnut nutlix docington Edit: SEX

what a show.

[hungry-skeleton]

Tucknut, understand?

Reblogs > Likes

[lightishlilac]

Donut harem Donut harem

[ronispadez]

Starlight and Trixie's colors make the trans flag. Tucker and Donut's colors make the trans flag. Yeah.