#pastrytrain

[purpleskelet0n]

Pastrytrain fans rise up...my dumb blonde babies...men used to go to war...

My first romp in toonboom! Really love it so far.

[theosphobia]

pastrytrain cuddles :3 still rewatching rvb lmso

[rvbyaoi]

drew more rvb teehee (caboose + pastrytrain :3c)

[id: 3 traditional drawings of red vs blue characters. the first drawing is caboose in a chibi style, looking angry with arms crossed and saying “time-line? time isn’t made of lines.” he has his armour on, but his helmet off. he is muscular and brown with freckles and brown eyes with paw shaped pupils. he has long fluffy hair that is split dyed brown and blue. around him are lines and clocks. the second drawing is in less of a chibi style, with caboose out of armour zoning out and thinking about church surrounded by hearts, and saying “neat.” the third drawing is of donut and caboose out of armour in a chibi style, holding hands and looking at each other lovingly. donut is brown with blue eyes and midlength curly brown hair, dyed blond and pink, with a scar covering half his face. underneath the two is a train that is decorated to look like cakes. around them are red and blue hearts. end id]

i just think theyre neat.

[agentbuckshot]

So real it’s especially great when they switch from one of those ships being their fav to the other like yeeeess….. come forth….. do not ignore chucker’s call

I'm so glad im seeing ship art for non-grimmons, tuckington, and docnut ships now. love grimmons. love docnut. love tuckington! but the fact I'm only JUST NOW seeing chucker on my feed? pastrytrain?? sargington????? where were all you beautiful people before ?????

[donut-entendre]

I'm a caboose guy I'm the donut guybut like pastrytain is literally nothing to me. Yeah it's cute whatever but they aren't dating 2 me it's literally pair the spare IMO. They have no romatic chemistry they're having little friendship kisses yeah sure but they can't date because caboose doesn't have a "bother him" button to bash relentlesslyand donut is too dense to be dated esp by someone who would play as loosy goosy with romance/platonic lines as caboose. He tries to matchmaker everyone else and he goes OH ROMANTIC at things but he doesn't fully register it as truly intended, much less for him. The donut problem happens with churchnut too but church also needs to be locked in horrible nasty codependence and donut has just enough self-determination(?) on his own to not get locked in like that and church. Would not want to depend on donut. Donut is far too incompatible with Church's actual wants/needs in a relationship Donut is all superficial appearance to him.

Docnut doesn't follow this but in practice with the average fan it does because they don't actually think about Doc on any level other than the surface in the first place. Doc experiences a lot of cognative dissonance with his beliefs vs his behavior n emotions and being with Donut untangles that a little because he's a living example of just. Donut doesn't really go out of his way to be kind or nice - he's a self-centered asshole, frankly - he just does what he wants when he wants and that's an influence that could help Doc a lot. And Doc makes Donut literally just be a better person because Donut just goes with whatever expectations are set of him, within reason. Donut brings down Doc's self-expectation of being a literal saint and never experiencing a single hostile feeling ever to the healthy expectation of just feeling what he feels and doing what he thinks is best in the moment. and Doc brings up Donut's behavioral expectations to above his 'default' to a point where he is genuinely a little kind within a healthy margin.

TLDR docnut winner of everything and they were both at their best selves when they were living alone together

[willingcannibalvictim]

Sarge: YOUVE CAPTURED DONUT?! diabolical…what are you doing with him?!

Caboose with an oddly Donut shaped stomach: don’t worry, he’s resting…comfortably.

[its-no-biggie]

fuck it. rvb soul eater au

context on soul eater for those who havent seen it: some people can turn into a weapon. they get paired off with meisters (ppl who wield the weapons) based on soul compatibility. if two people are incompatible or out of sync, theyre unable to fight together - their bodies will physically reject it and they can even get injured by trying. so weapon/meister duos are always very deep and trusting (and often ambiguously romantic) relationships. and then they fight monsters or whatever the rest isnt important

im starting with blood gulch, as usual. although..... freelancer has interesting implications...... okay but reds and blues first

grif and simmons - grif is the weapon (maybe a rocket launcher?) because you know his ass is not running around fighting. this works great with simmons' need for control. 10/10 no notes

church and tucker - i think church would naturally be the weapon here but im thinking about how this applies to tucker and wash down the line..... i kinda had it in my head that the freelancers would be meisters and the ais their weapons, which would make weapon!tucker pair well with meister!wash after church dies, but if i disregard that. weapon!wash could be really really interesting.... i dont really have a plot in mind so i also dont know how epsilon fits into this but hes also here. idk ill think about it. anyway obvious weapon choices for this duo would be a sword or a sniper rifle. (i do think its really funny to make tucker the sniper rifle that church cant aim for shit. oh you wanted the sniper rifle so bad? now you are one and your meister gets no kills with it <3)

sarge and lopez - this one has hilarious implications. is lopez still a robot? is he just a regular ass shotgun that sarge built and insists on using instead of pairing with a person? is he a robot that can turn into a weapon? does he still speak spanish? if he is a robot, does he have a soul???? do he and sarge resonate the way weapon/meister duos usually do???? honestly this is hilarious no matter what, but im leaning toward hes a humanoid robot that can turn into a shotgun. sarge built him and lopez hates him for it but he was programmed to be compatible so they resonate just fine. dont think about the implications of a robot having a soul okay shhhhh its fine

if robots are on the table then you know we gotta do caboose and sheila - is sheila also a robot? i think it works either way. shes definitely the weapon though - something with a lot of firepower. truly i think shes the only one who can balance out caboose in a combat setting and even then they still get church killed. incredible

donut and doc - this one is interesting with doc being canonically a pacifist. maybe hes still primarily a medic but he keeps a weapon on him just in case? and then omalley makes good use of it >:D donuts really just along for the ride. i dont have specific weapon ideas - i know doc tends to favour the rocket launcher and donut is good with grenades, but also. insert joke about crossing swords. anyway no matter what weapon he is, donuts weapon form is pink

(also i want you guys to know that i almost did pastrytrain as a duo and left doc out for the crimes of being a pacifist. i still think it could work, but donut and caboose dont really interact that much compared to caboose and sheila, and also i wanted to keep the teams separate. you understand)

tex and kai - honestly this is a GREAT duo imo. i know the only time they interact in canon is some catty bullshit but its not their fault they were written by misogynists, and honestly they have some really good black star/tsubaki duality going for them. i think tex would be the meister, and kai would be maybe a melee weapon? oooh could do both of the grif siblings as knives..... knife simmons...... anyway tex and kai really good duo. easily the best out of all the blood gulch crew

and then the freelancers would be...... actually remarkably similar to how the freelancer/ai relationships work in canon! although if you swap around whos weapon and meister (as opposed to the ais all being weapons) you could certainly shake things up. also kind of interesting bc theres a lot of partner swapping in freelancer, which doesnt seem to happen much in soul eater. a testament to the poor conditions at pfl perhaps......

anyway i dont really have ideas for a full-fledged au, but its certainly fun to play with - the soul eater designs are already fun and then bringing in the rvb colour coding...... giving them fun dramatic weapon designs...... plus the whole soul resonance thing adds a layer to the relationships that i think would make for some delicious character interactions. force these mfs to communicate with each other lmfao

[sabotourist]

donut i implore you at least pretend to be a little sad you can't murder your team

I think one of the biggest things the RT team missed out on when it came to RVB was them abandoning so many friendships between characters, like Donut and Caboose for example

Let's not forget Donut literally saying he'd always be Caboose's friend when they first met

idk man i just love their silly dynamic so much when they're together and I feel like so much more could've been done with the two of them PLUS doc

like we could've had one of them funniest/silliest trios out there and to see it go down the drain with so many other friendships that had so much potential makes me sad

[skeletonthecreator]

for the "ask me my top 5 favorite anything" game: top five favorite rvb characters? :D have a great day!!

hiii omg this is great. my guys..

1. caboose. hes my guy forever and ever

2. donut. love him so much. the silly. and also pastrytrain win

3. tucker. goofy ass i love him

4. church. shoutout relatable mental illness

5. grif. love that guy. rhe orang

[purpleskelet0n]

RVB GJINKAS!! THE MAIN GROUP!! YIPEE!!

tried my best to make them look like how they're described but I throw in headcanon as well :3 really proud of all of them!

I'LL DO SIDE CHARACTERS NEXT BUT I NEED TO RE-WATCH CHORUS FIRST

[theosphobia]

clingy....

[skwistokwarrior]

NO NO PLEASE KEEP GOING I MEANT TO ADD THEM TOO THEY LIVE ON IN MU HEART 🫶🫶

hey guys. you know theyre called the reds and blues right. its not illegal to like, ship a red and a blue

[donut-entendre]

ur so right for that tho pastry train is cute but they r just friends. they r girlbesties and that is ok i love them very much

The extent of pastrytrain is literally just that together they act like straight girls hanging out yeah. Not a bad dynamic to have for variety with all these repressed dudes but donut too is a repressed dude so

[willingcannibalvictim]

HELLO WORLD!

i’ve been on here long enough, i think it’s abt time i make one of these

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FANFICS!!! (so far)

Private Donut may or may not be made out of food (but there’s only one way to find out): rvb pastrytrain fic, same size. [ao3] [post]

Break Through Your Isolation: RvB au where Caboose is a giant (he crawled out of the grounddd) [ao3]

[robopastry]

Caboose x donut for the bingo?!

YES!! love them sm

[texas-hates-taxes-too]

To be fair the result for 'pastry train' were probably a lot better before tumblr changed its search function, if we use 'pastrytrain' with no space, it'll probably work better

i’m going to start rating the seo of rvb ship names bc they’re so bad. a good ship name should be able to be put into the search without any additional context and it should give you mostly if not 100% content of that ship. what the fuck is chex. what the fuck is pastry train. what the fuck is dork.